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>s-strong mind
>MARCELOOOOO SAVE ME

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Anybody with half a braincel knows that he's the most overrated player in the history and I needn't belabour the point by going the multitude of facts which support this idea.

What I'm curious about is WHY is he so overrated. Is it because he's played for the two biggest corporate marketing machines in football?

You have to agree that he's the most marketable player ever. Handsome enough, metrosexual, absolutely meticulous when it comes to public image, has meme celebrations he can showcase often because he's an efficient poacher.

M A R I C Ó N. This is why your mom and wife received Hristo cum deep inside

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Sporting and the portuguese nt?

>strong mind
>does fucking nothing for 48/50 matches a year

The only thing strong is his marketing bits

come out of the closet already, you know you respect Ronaldo the sportsman

That and incels need to stand behind contrarian figures. It's the same deal with trump. Also, casuals. All my friends that watch like three matches a year total are convinced he's goat

well, ronaldo's talents are his speed, his positionning and aerial ball reading, he is extremely dependent on his mates to score goals. watching full games of ronaldo can be suffering because of his "you miss every shots you don't take" mindset, he wastes so many attacks with dumb shots.

>b-but

Well yes. He's David Beckham's replacement who also played for Manure and Halal.

I think we've sussed it. Millennials and zoomers with their instagram and influencers think marketability and talent are interchangeable. David Beckham was good (better than Ronaldo in many respects) but nobody seriously considered him to be in the world's top-five. But as marketing has become so ubiquitous, actual substance has become peripheral at best.

Literally anybody who thinks that Ronaldo is the best player in the world is a mindless consumer who lets advertisers do his thinking for him. Sad and pathetic when you think about it. You expect this from women but not from actual men.

>this obsessed
pathetic strawman, we are here to appreciate how ronaldo is the human form of the concept: football

>obsessed
Don't you make dozens of these threads a week and get incredibly defensive when he's attacked in other threads? Or is that a different Hungarian?

Ah yes... overrated

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yes, I'm all of Yea Forums myself, you can focus all your ronaldo hatred on me. But we all know deep down even you know he is the most professional player ever, apostle of the sport

>imagine believing this

He spent his GOAT powers on atletico and wasn't recharged yet.

M8 why are you giving them an inch? You have to be relentless. He scored on both legs vs Ajax playing with rugani De sciglio Spinazzola emre can and moise kean.

if he's so good why does he need elite teammates to succeed?

>avoids taxes

Literally everyone does this if they can

Fuck Murillo, stupid shitter

I get where you're coming from, catalanoids will twist my words to suit their retarded arguments but they're going to make stupid shit up anyway so might as well tell the truth. He scored 2 goals from 2 chances in those games but if he didn't get injured in that friendly game before then he would have scored 2 more from half-chances and got Juve past the ajax kids. Even he can't do his 2017 CL rampage every year, but regardless his contribution is still more than any other player in any team.

When ManU played against Sporting and Ferguson 1st saw Ronaldo he didn't think "wow this kid is good we should buy him now since we're missing a winger and his price is not too high yet", no he thought "wow this wannabe whigger from Madeira has the potential to be a marketable overrated superstar, lets buy him"

vende patrias y se la chupa a ronaldo

tipico

>Can't beat dutch zoomers
>scored against ajax home and away

>throws a sissy fit when things don't go his way or he doesn't get all the attention
Competitiveness over 9000 mate
>rapes
based chad behaviour
>avoids taxes
How is this a bad thing?

As much as I admire Tsu as a person and as a footballer, he can't do it on his own it's simply beyond any footballer. However, Tsu can succeed in any team due to his physical and mental attributes whilst Messi can't.

i don't disagree with you but come on, some of the arguments of his defenders works both ways
>he failed this and that in juventus because he was surrounded by nobodies
so, he was successful in real because he was surrounded by top players?
>he didn't won the ballon d'or because modric is a real madrid player
so, sometimes (like in 2013) he won the award because he was a real madrid player at the time?

portubros, what is the perception of Tsu in Portugal? Is there anyone who would call him pecho frio? Could he win the election if he wanted to?

Ronaldo is one thing, TSU is another.
When TSU affirms itself through Ronaldo, the combination is GOAT.
But the important thing to remember here is that the cosmic force of TSU only manifests when it considers its host worthy of expressing TSU in the flesh.
Ronaldo has to this day been the only human with the ability to absorb and sustain TSU for any amount of time.
pic related: the call of TSU.

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Well the Media sucks his dick dry, but most people other than woman know he ain't as much of a GOAT as the media likes to pretend he is. That doesn't mean we don't like him, he is our best player ever, he never really lets us down much (the one time I was mad at him was in the Euro2016 before we won funnily enough) and he's also a fucking character, we TSUpost in real life

TSUposting makes up for everything we hate in him, in my opinion.
Messi fans are way too serious and take themselves too seriously.
There's never been any good ironic or self-deriding Messi memes.
For this reason alone, Ronaldo > Messi.

agreed, messi fans can't meme

if there's anything he's not is pecho frio.
I don't think he'd win an election though.