Heem

Lyoto is heeming Bader again, and a third time in the re-rematch at heavyweight for all the belts

Unfortunately for us we only caught a glimpse of hw bj penn when he fought against Machida. He was only 191 too

is he even funny?

anyone on here ever been to the fightandthekid subreddit? full of j shwarb haters literally on there religiously bitching about him
its fucking tragic

Hmm.... Now what does that remind me of.....

cole konrad is the goat.

No. We all love Brendan here.

rt.com/sport/462210-bare-knuckle-malignaggi-lobov-jimmy-sweeney/

World champion bareknuckle boxer Jimmy Sweeney says Paulie Malignaggi doesn't have the chin or the punch power to be a success in bareknuckle fighting

Real thread withoit the shilling

Who is literally the most hated MMA fighter of all time?

heem is about mma fighting
the fighter and the kid subreddit is literally a subreddit dedicated to him

me sleepy

Me too senpai. Going to work right now

Joe Son

Thoughts on Holly Holm getting another title shot?

Which ones of these had the most kino moment?

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>wmma
don't care

>gets gifted a win in you're path

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lol dc with his fake lhw belt

Lawler trying to showoff and get Ben out of there in 10 seconds I'm glad he lost

streamable.com/cbzhj

Who could Joe possibly be referring to here?

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Yikes @the op, have sex virgin

unironically Nunes.

His stand up special was absolute dog shit.

thawlts on the danis clan?

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Just the typical racially ambigual american family, the plastic looking females are also a nice touch

Need I remind you about "I want to apologize... To absolutely flipping nobody! Where's my second belt??"

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Finnbros, how many more fights you think Makwan needs to win before UFC considers him a drawl and holds an event in Finland?

True. Hers is the most legitimate one of the 4.

I don't even understand the timing Conor used to have. The way he dropped that line the second Dana put the belt on him.. It almost looked scripted.

>''dude lmao i never took damage in my MMA career''
>gets 10 years worth of CTE in his UFC debut

I'd heem dillons little brother

Valentina Shevchenko has her next title defense booked. The UFC flyweight champion will take on Liz Carmouche in the MAIN EVENT of UFC Uruguay according to ESPN’s Brett Okamoto.

Who are current top 5 most terrifying fighters?

Uncle Dana confirmed Tony's next for title shot

forbes.com/sites/trentreinsmith/2019/06/19/dana-white-assumes-tony-ferguson-will-get-the-next-ufc-lightweight-title-shot/amp/

1.Ngannou
2.Yoel
3.Tony
4.Kebab
5.Johnny Walker

fucking finally

swap the hug man for lawler and it's a great list

Dustin had better lose his fucking fight

>lawler
lmao askren finished him inside the 1st round

Sure, Lawler is my boy, the Askren ''loss'' just sort of diminishes him right now compared to Kebab.

5. Yoel Romero
4. Henry Cejudo
3. Jon Jones
2. T-Ferg
1. [spoiler]Ben Askren[/spoiler]

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Good list. Askren literally just toyed with Robbie Lawler. Made fun of him in the post fight speech.

How mamy fuckin posts in this thread are about him? This is why heems shit, its recycled bollocks with nothin interesting cos its a small sport with barely any fans.

Why did Jon Jones always hate DC?

Tallmkin bout me, y'cheeto dusters?

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sara mcmann pulled out of her fight with nicco montano. who should replace her?

heem is for
>news
>finding out some event is currently on and watching it
>funny meme pictures
>occasional poster with obvious deep knowledge breaking down something technical

>gets demolished and exposed
>ref saves his life before Lawler's second wind
For sure Ben's a beast.

Lawler is my permaboy going back to EliteXC but he clearly went out

So did Ben during the gnp. You can see him go limp and then wake up. So why wasn't it stopped then, but Robbie reacting to Herb still gets stopped?

Because shit happens. Barry beat Kongo, Maynard beat Edgar and Reem beat Browne with a different or slightly closer ref.

Fuck wmma and fuck you losers who keep talking about it lmao

Conor defeats the P4P #1 Jose Aldo off a 7 title defense streak to become Champion
>Cejudo defeats the P4P #1 Demetrious Johnson off a 12 title defense streak to become Champion

Conor moves up and wins and loses to a #11
>Cejudo finishes arguably the GOAT Bantamweight Champion of all time (who was juicing) in 1 round via TKO

Conor defeats Eddie Alvarez and gets his second Championship
>Cejudo defeats Marlon Moraes and gets his second Championship

Conor defends neither belt and ties up Lightweight for 2 years
>Cejudo has already defended a belt

Conor goes on to fame, fortune, legendhood and acclaim, murals painted of him in every corner of Dublin
>Cejudo has a better story and legacy but only gets a couple pats on the back and no one really cares

Why is this? Because Conor is a white boy?

We've seen 3 new Champ Champs since Conor and all have defended unlike Conor but hes still the poster boy

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Have sex

white people have all the money. white people like to see white champions. they will pay for this. simple

>>Cejudo finishes arguably the GOAT Bantamweight Champion of all time
But TJ wasn't fighting at bantamweight, my guy

*wins*

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I see a lot of people posting about "Toilet Till" i.e. "Toilet Till is flushed!" or "Toilet Till is a cutbaby!"

I would kindly ask that you all refrain from using this term, as I was the one who invented it.

>One more run at the strap, Dana

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Why are his test levels so low

>Why is this?
Because Cejudo is a manlet, and even worse, a cringy manlet. I was unironically rooting for him until he ''beat'' Demetrious and got a giant head.

Never left puberty mentally, used to be vegan.

It's because Conor acted like a nigger and Murricans identify with that.

If Cejudo acted like more of a nigger he'd have way more fans. Imagine if Cejudo had gold teeth and rainbow hair and face tattoos and was a Double Champ. Kids love that shiiiet.

We're talking 5 million PPV easy-money.

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no.
he has unfunny material, and has not even rehearsed, it seems.

and when he does physical bits it's obvious that he's just 'doing stuff' the way you or I would.
he hasn't done the regular comedian thing of sitting in front of a mirror or video cam, hour after hour, perfecting these physical bits -- so it's just like your unfunny friend acting out something that is funny in his mind but is actually just stupidly moving around, irl.

If you don't put in the work, your show looks like shit, and this really really does.

It's a great lesson for anyone who thinks they can just get up on stage and be successful.

>starts training at age 40

throw me in with jon jones coach, im ready

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>streamable.com/cbzhj
OMG
he's talking about Brendan LOL

Why does he look exactly like an officer worker who signed up for some wimp to warrior 1 fight camp? What makes someone like Askren or Doo Ho Choi look "right" in that uniform but not Punk?

The sad thing is he probably doesnt even realise he's talking about Brendan. Joe isnt very self aware.

Not sure if you are aware but Conor is also a manlet

both Artem and Doo Ho Boy have been training for most of their life

Specifically though what is the difference? Why does this fresh faced happy go lucky korean boy look like the real deal but not the guy with the confident stance and mean mug?

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Charismatic Manlet with sick fights though

Abs, no mantits, decent arms

Conor is certainly aware

Weak shoulders.

After you start working out a lot you develop some thick shoulder and neck muscles that stay roughly that way throughout your life.

CM punk has nothing. Hes clearly not a professional athlete.

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Cause punks physique looks like shit

If Asscream didn't have scoliosis he would be GOAT

5 ft 9 is at least approaching non-manlet status. 5 ft 4 is turbomanlet territory, and their charisma is universes apart to boot.

NGANNOU HEEMS JONES
can't wait for 239, most stacked card of the year. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Choi's body looks solid as fuck, he also looks relaxed which projects confidence in this being his natural state. Punk looks constipated and soft as shit, like he has zero muscle mass.

You guys think Dominick Cruz ever fights again? I don't.

So... this is the power of funk wrestling.

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238 was more stacked, 239 has 3 worthwhile fights, 4 if you care about GOAT o malley

He doesn't have too. Big Brain Dom won the fight, the story, the battle, the legacy and the war for BW GOAT status.

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o breaky is going to schaub even harder than schaub, he thinks you make the podcast before you expose your bum status

>Undefeated at Heavyweight
>"Cain is my best friend so I'll move down and struggle in LHW, a division that already has a GOAT in it, and my legacy will be as a #2"
>Cain disintegrates from HW
>DC becomes HW Champ, defeating the longest reigning HW Champ
>DC defends the belt easily
>"Heh, guess I'll quit after my next fight, hyuck"

Why not just get 2 more defenses and clearly define yourself as the HW GOAT by at least tying the record number of defenses (3)?

Who is managing this guy? It's literally only 2 more wins until eternal glory

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dude he is so brave for fighting in THE UFC

He's over 40 and he's in a division where one punch can end you

Hell I think he should have already retired. He's taking a huge risk fighting Stipe coz there's at least 50% chance he could get knocked out. If he retired, his legacy would be already set.

He probably doesnt want more title defenses than his butt buddy Cain

What a squandered legacy

Not even close.
>Lithuania
what a surprise, you shitpost all day and have no clue about MMA.

Punk has been working out his entire life. Look at his chest and shoulders here. Not saying he's going to win a bodybuilding contest, but he has a lot more mass than he did in his UFC run.

I think Punk is heeming himself with some meme diets. He probably eats like a raging fanook. I think something is fucking with his T levels, unironically he probably needs TRT.

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He took roids in WWE, now he's got lower test levels than normal.

>He took roids in WWE
You clearly know nothing about Punk

he knows if he beats stipe he has to fight ngannu next and that’s risking the brain too much at this age

imagine being 6' and needing steroids to break 200 lbs. Punk is a genetic reject and would have never been good with a lifetime of dedication.

Based and redpilled

>ribs clearly visible

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Ironically, I think if you had a time machine WWE-era CM Punk could beat the shit out of 'trained at a top MMA school for years' CM Punk.

>SAY IT, SAY IT BOBBY! SAY YOU LIKE SNIFFING STINKY FARTS OR ELSE YOU GET ANOTHER NOUGIE!!

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I don't think any era of CM Punk could beat the shit out of any other CM Punk. It would be a gassy grapple/clinch fest.

>not even close
Imagine being this much of a drooling britbongaloidian retard. Do you have a loicense to be this retarded?
Ufc 239 - jones, luke, masvidal
Ufc 238 - cejudo, ferguson, yan, sterling

...with those dull ass teeth
squishd him like a cabbayeh

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those are serratus you phat phuck

D I A M O N D S

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>cejudo, yan, sterling
kek only yan is the decent one out of these three. Sterling is a retard who already got shadow realmed, poojudo is cringy reddit character who got heemed and then gifted a decision against mightymouse. Imagine thinking these three are better fights then the GOAT jon jones, masvidal/askren, rockhold heeming or getting heemed. Might aswell filter your flag at this point. all your posts are edgy and attention seeking. You got no clue about MMA, stick to football.

He's the Brandon Schwabs of MMA

What would surprise you more Holly Holm beating Amanda Nunes or Liz Carmouche beating Valentina again?

Oh for sure I am so glad Ill get to see jones decision another can, ben hug a can and the battle for the lhw canpionship belt - luke vs jan

"no"

Holly holm is not a can, she can pull off an upset if she keeps at range and doesn't allow nunes to blindly throw big shots at her.

is aljo vs. cejudo next at 135?

Holly Holm is a turbo can

Both are very doable, holm can beat nunes and carmouche already beat shevchenko and made her retire (tko) back in 2010, obviously valentina has improve greatly while liz is 35 years old now but i wouldn't be surprised at all if both of these were upset, as for the likelyhood of them happening, i can see holm winning a decision, same with carmouche.

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i thank him every day for ridding us of 125 and thank him twice for getting rid of DJ

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>LE CRINGE XD

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Cringe

Eddie Alvarez makes me sad every time I look at him. He always has that look on his face like he's trying his best, but knows he's turboflushed and is destined for a bj penn-tier end to his career. Feels bad man.

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>He always has that look on his face like he's trying his best
that's because he's running through the script

He had a lot of potential but mcgregor got into his head. He should have stuck to the gameplan and wrestlefucked mcgregor instead of trying to strike with him. There is talent there but he's mentally weak and now at this stage he's flushed.

>4. Kebab
This guy would like a word with you. Enter T I B A U

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>phoneposting ban evader
>cringe
LIKE CLOCKWORK.

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>LE BONEPOSTING XD

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Miss me?

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>who needs /heem/ related images anyway? oh, babe, be sure to tell jake I was really impressed with his top game today.

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based

based

>kek only yan is the decent one out of these three

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much better

Will he ever stop being revved?

ITS OUT

youtube.com/watch?v=FC8uVyRIoVc

this meme seriously needs to die

>subtweeting

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From krons youtube channel. Think he makes them himself

It's impossible. His style is too movement heavy. He will be either a shadow of his former self or completely different fighter
He is the only legit two divisions champion

Paulie puts Artem in a coma

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What are the best possible outcomes of upcoming fights that would be best for heem culture?

Aubrey Marcus vs CM Punk

Who takes it?

>Paulie quits on the stool
>Santos by KO in 8 seconds
>KGB Lee reunites with coach
>JDS decisions Magumbo
>Uriah wins but shits his pants
>GDR TKOs Ladd with 10 hits to the back of the head

aubrey wins fight but lets punk fuck his wife after, so in a way punk wins the war

>Paulie puts on a clinic, permanently ending the Artem GOAT meme
>grabs the mic "McGregor, you pussy! If you had any balls you'd fight me in here next!"
>McGregor accepts, making another PPV sideshow spectacle
>Malinaggi permanently disfigures McGregor's face, gives him another L, and permaflushes him, ending his career forever

Best timeline

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Ngannou started fighting in his mid-late twenties in Paris, france. He turned professional at 26 years old, with little previous experience. How do i turn pro like magumbu in 3 years lads? i'm 5'8 160

based

grow 8 inches in 3 years

I've got a plan, i'll just cut weight and fight 5'5 manlets at bantamweight and call myself the GOAT.

Are super athletic black guy with a one punch ko power?

GOODBYE OLD FRIEND, I WILL MISS YOU. I SHALL COME ONCE A WEEK TO VISIT YOU IN THE SHADOW REALM.

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Thoughts on yoga?

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I'm not super athletic, nor am i black. It's not fair lads, why aren't i a genetic freak with knockout power.

this will unironically work

Khabib wins the 3rd round in the rematcg

Can't wait for bareknuckle this weekend

same

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I love WMMA

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Flushed cain vs Flushed JDS, who wins? i feel as though jds wants another shot at cain.

streamable.com/67whi

We talmbout CTE? Ya hate to see it.

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Dwyer kino is too good for /heem/

What's it gonna take for you to stop posting this image?

SURPRISE SURPRISE

THE QUEEN IS BACK

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The only thing stopping this from happening is the UFC not letting him fight

Once Schaub is a respected comedian I promise I’ll stop posting it.

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the shape of ALI ABDELAZIZ's head lmao

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He took the yakub pill

>you could probably charge more money producing a ton of dog shit cards

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Schaub has already cemented his spot as a maineventer at the comedy club. He has the respect of many colleagues.

He's got a Showtime special, b. That already puts him in the top 1% of all comedians.

Man, what a banger of a card

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early
pico was just about to go bait borics into his guard

Shall not be viewing this

Peach of a card

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mommy Pena will murder Nicco.

Those were the worst 30 minutes of my life thank god Yea Forums is up again

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Why is Nicco fighting at bantamweight?

ok guys, I love the schaub posting. can y'all just post some more schaub cringe please? standup, getting caught in lies, all of it. this shit sustains me

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based

dawlg we geeeedit you're black we geeeeeeedit

not enough schaub in this thread, can you guys hook me up?

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streamable.com/6frhd
Peach of an impression here. Won’t find better cawlmedy anywhere else, b.

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truth. If browns love cejudo so much let them hit the buy button. Out here theyre all too busy dick heeming fat squat goblins and watching FC Barcelona at the bar.

wtf?

>comedy routines can't be embellished
C'mon son

If i got teleported from my computer chair to a stage with no warning or preparation, i'm pretty sure I could put together a funnier hour than sch*ub

The absolute delusion!

thefighterandthekid subreddit is what you need, they have a compilation pinned, my favorite is the one about homeless people

Shaub has a thing for female asians but fucking hate male asians. It's fucking weird

This might be my favorite Brandon Showers

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I mean he probably contacted the doctor, talked to him about this bit so he doesnt get personally offended and they probably laughed about it.

Yeah, contact this nobody fucking doctor whose name you don’t know and ask him permission to make a minstrel of you. Fucking moron

holy shit shlob is so hilarious

Oh one hunnered percent, b. Brendan is always courteous like that, beast of a work ethic on that guy.

streamable.com/m8237

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Why does his face always look like he's covered in bee stings?

streamable.com/lc2cx
i dare someone to decipher that... idiom

Botox

How long before Callen snaps and murder-suicides Schaub?
Botox injections

Is Brenin Sclop a good fighter?

i hear his stand-up is atrocious

Dun lissen to homeless cats, dey simply dewnut matter

>chink in the armor
Talm bout samurai armor?

Ben Askren

ngannou finna get dabbed on by jds

Kevin Pee

Gets /3pieceandasoda/

i didn't realize it until you see his old clips. the cte is progressing. he's mashing up words now. and knowing shaub he's gonna put his kid through football and fighting

If JDS somehow beats cain, he's going to once again be the heavyweight champ after DC retires and then Cain and him will have one last fight to determine the winner.

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This is as reddit as it gets

UFC flyweight and bantamweight champion Henry Cejudo is undergoing left shoulder surgery after tearing his subscapularis muscle during his fight against Marlon Moraes earlier this month, Cejudo told ESPN.

Cejudo said he suffered the injury in the first round of his fight at UFC 238. Despite the injury, he defeated Marlon Moraes via third-round TKO to become just the fourth fighter in UFC history be crowned champion in two different weight classes at the same time.

espn.com.au/mma/story/_/id/27010139/ufc-champ-cejudo-undergoing-shoulder-surgery

Beast for sure

you're based

Cejudo was myboy before any of you fags signed him

Thawlts?

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Almost as cringe as Jon's twitter profile pic.

For the first time, the some of the world’s top mixed martial artists will vie for an ESPY in a category all their own.

ESPN on Wednesday announced that Daniel Cormier, Henry Cejudo, Amanda Nunes and Israel Adesanya are the nominees for the new Best MMA Fighter ESPY. In past years, MMA fighters would go head-to-head with boxers for the Best Fighter ESPY, but that category has been eliminated in favor of two separate awards for the different sports.

The 2019 ESPY awards ceremony takes place on July 10 in Los Angeles.

high IQ post

The Fighter and the kid ama is amazingly funny

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I hope adesanya heems whittaker foolishly and makes the entire mw division look stupid

Rockhold vs. Weidman at LHW how does it go?

double knockdown like fedor v mitrione but neither make it back up

OOOOOOOOH HE HURT HIM

he needs a ranked opponent and to not have 1 year break between fights

*Ends the Khabib meme*

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mmamania.com/2019/5/30/18645574/latest-ufc-fight-night-155-fight-card-rumors-de-randamie-vs-ladd-espn-july-13-sacramento-mma

This is what ESPN+ customers are paying for

Create the best 5 fight heavyweight PPV main card possible.

schaub vs stipe

Why does he depict black people as gorillas? This is kinda problematic.

I want serious answers please, I work for the UFC and we are planning a heavyweight only PPV in January similar to UFC 146.

miocic vs cromier II
jds vs blaydes
ngannou vs blagoi
arlvovski vs volkov
reem vs lewis
werdum vs cain II

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>fighter interlaces fingers
that's a yikes from me, dawg

*ducks you*

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jones vs dc 3
stipe v ngannou 2
stipe v can
stipe v jones
stipe v dc 2

me on the left

does dominick cruz is gay?

this was pretty funny

youtube.com/watch?v=rc4kfoG3yis

Lol u sleeping on my girl Zhang Weili though, the complete Kung Fu warrior from Hebei. She's coming for the belt and all of our hearts in August!

based and zhangpilled

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does he fight with the head wrap on? i always wondered what sikhs do in sport, your supposed to keep a comb in there as well

Yes which means he's a closet fag cause he's too coward to admit to being homo and owning it.

Is there anything better than listening to Dana talk?

youtube.com/watch?v=F4_ybsLdbZ8

>comedy bits centered around the ufc
the general audience isn't gonna know who he's talking about

>giant blown up picture of floyd and conor face off
kek their biggest event wasn't even a ufc fight

S A L O N Q U A L I T Y

Dana is unironically based and anyone talking shit about him is a bitch nigga
That said
I will never, ever pay to watch ufc

Askren lost that fight, he was out the second he hit the floor.
Don't know why Herby-boy didn't stop it. Something going on with him over the last year..

The best possible heavyweight only PPV would have to include Brendan.

I read your post about elbowing lithcuck in the movie theater and it made me laugh but I was at work and couldnt be bothered to solve a captcha and reply.

Find myself forgetting about /heem/ more and more every day. Like when I’m looking at my phone it doesn’t even register as an option anymore. Might just be cte or my subconscious is finally accepting how much ova rotten peach this place is

'ave sex mate

Have you heard about r/mma?

Yoel and Valentina are the only truly terrifying opponents

who is you're favourite commentator?

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espn+ has all the 30 for 30s. I watched Big Shot the other night after watching The Inventor on HBO.

>LE INVINCIBLE CUBAN SUPER HERO

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course not

>khabeeb
cringe
>tony
cringe
>conor
cringe
>dustin
cringe
>gaethje
cringe
>cerrone
cringe
>James "The Texecutioner" Vick
Based and redpilled. Don't @ me.

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Josh Emmett looks like THAT??

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Do intercourse

Already did. With your mom lmao.

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Her title shot is rushed tho. Andrage will most likely pulverize her

fucking epic haha

Kill (you)rself

andrade is a can who got a lucky slam

this

I own your entire favela lukas

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>andrade is a can that has alot of strength and capitalizes on her opponents short comings

>*GADOOSH*

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>when the reviews to your comedy special are actually funnier than the special itself

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I swear on my life I will pay the UFC/ESPN money in advance if Brendan Schaub comes back to fight. I hardly care who it's against.

What keeps you going in life? I’m looking a life lately and it’s tough

Tai tuivawlsa

Rose deserved to lose. Joanna literally 50-44'd Jessica with her take down defense.

And kind of related think of how easily Valentina took Joanna down lol.

>*GADOOOSH*

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this is the fight right here

That would be a good rematch since Ben is confirmed to have been on steroids during that fight.

i'm a little disappointed you didn't find any of the 5 reviews i typed worthy of reposting.

they're all cans. that belt is gonna pass to everyone at least once

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he's literally the most hated male mma fighter in history. we should have known he was a complete piece of garbage human being when he started dating ronda rousey.

>he's literally the most hated male mma fighter in history
I think it's time you took a step outside your house.

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I can't think of a male MMA fighter more people hate than Brendan Schaub. If it wasn't after his MMA career, or podcasting, or comedy, it was after he became known as the stream snitch.

>a 6/10 wife that fucks other guys and a retarded son that has seizures and probably won't live to adulthood
oh for sure a peach of a famlee my man

Schaub is a retarded faggot but his wife is AT LEAST an 8

no

Flushed cain vs Flushed JDS, thawts?

I like food truck diaries

My god there is so much WMMA in the UFC now

>but his wife is AT LEAST an 8
She's a 7 (at best) with very heavy makeup, a 3 without, and she's got extensive plastic surgery on almost every part of her body. On top of that, she gave birth to a massively defective kid. Very low quality female.

She looks good when she has a thick layer of makeup covering up her mug. But in reality she's pretty average bro.

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it literally never stops

sherdog.com/news/news/Roxanne-Modafferi-Jennifer-Maia-Set-for-Rematch-at-UFC-on-ESPN-4-156923

>she's pretty average
please post a pic of your girlfriend

t. Never seen the webm of her massive ass

Based and Slutton pilled

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Haven't watched MMA in about 2 years.

Ben is finally in the UFC? Has he been exposed for the GSP nuthugger he is? He was always the lamest fighter in Bellator, and way back when was heralded as being too elite for the UFC.

Unless theres a risk of it ending in a heem i dont care

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Is their bull taking this pic?

Lol you first Coral

why is his skin purple

How on Earth can you not know that it's artificial? Come on man.

Jessica Eye won 3 fights in a row. Just imagine that for a second.

I wonder what her favorite position is

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Are you black by any chance?

The monkey

If JDS wins, he's got a good chance at being champ again, magumbu is a beast, literally.

I'm glad that Australian drunkard has such a hard head that it permanently ruined Paige's arm.

Jon-DC
Stipe-Cain
Reem-Bader
Ngannou-Minakov
JDS-Volkov

Why are most women so pillowfisted and how are certain ones like nunes and val able to overcome that?

If he wants to win he'll have to do the same thing Stipe did. Gas him out and wrestlefuck him. But I doubt he can survive the 1st round like Stipe did.

well considering they all train and they all take steroids it has to be genetics

Fersher Ungayuo could take my back and beast my peach, my guy. No prawlblem.

Jones vs Ngannou
Cormier vs miocic 2
Jds vs Cain 4
Reem vs Volkov
Werdum vs Minakov

*ends the izzy meme*

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Ngannou? Is that some asian barber?

More like robert white-taker
KORA BOGA
KORA BOGA
KORA BOGA

shieettt is that whittakers bitch? she fine as fuck senpai

val doesnt hit hard
Kickboxing record
Total 59
Wins 57
By knockout 4
lol

yep

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romero ruined this guy's life

oh for sure

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>Poobert Pootaker

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Based bobby knuckles wins at everything in life.

>Pooel “Chris Weidman Eye” Poomero

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This is obviously because she fights in a very low risk way and never tries to finish anyone even if it's wide open.. not a testament to an inherent lack of power really

No she’s extremely pillowfisted

Ladies and gentlemen, your UFC middleweight """"""champion""""""

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Poomero is an eternal bridesmaid

Where’s val?

Would have loved to see whittaker vs a younger romero.

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>roids out the ass and still lose
OH NO NO NO

20-something Yoel ends the Anderson meme

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>that rocky-like recovery.
True champ bobby is

na dude, look at the way she smashed Karolina, how can you call her a can after that.

Karolina is a can too

Imagine a millennial winning a split decision against a literal generation x'er

and robbery whittaker still owes yoel an apology for saying yoel was roiding

quite frankly rory owes lawler an apology for calling him a steroid user

Well I can't do that, but I also acknowledge that it's not because my standards are unbelievably high. People from various /adv/ threads have called me a mentalcel.

>would have loved to see whittaker give onset CTE to a pure wrestler
Wadder you doin my guy

I like romero but look at his body, how can you say that's natty. I doubt he's even been training extensively for 10 years, even if he did, that body is beyond the natural limit.

Rocky was a movie. Did you mean like film prop champ? Paper champ?

> I doubt Romero has been training extensively for 10 years
Holy shit get the fuck out of my /heem/ you absolute cazzie retard

Everyone is doing what he's doing it just shows on him.

Based bobby fighting against steroiroidcheats who are 10 times the size of him and still winning, glasschin pissrael will be extremely easy for him

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>That jon 'bones' jones-like reach

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Ben Askren is going to heem Maspeedal and then take the belt from Farty Poosman.

Good post

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>cheering for askren
Let me guess you like cuck porn aswell huh?

People think yoels glory muscles make him unnaturally strong

>younger Romero

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Yeah the amateur stuff is pretty amazing.

>how can you say that's natty
Because he's regularly drug tested and passes every time, you fucking retard. I'll believe science over some Yea Forums retard's opinion.

That is correct. All the other retards who have never lifted a single weight their entire life acting like they know what the natty limit is or anything at all about fitness besides being fat fucks, kek.

>passes every time

ufc.usada.org/yoel-romero-accepts-sanction/

>Naive retard believes professionals don't have ways to hide PED's from drug testing agencies
Burgers are the worst /heem/ posters, pure retarded faggots. I bet it's just one or two of you giving the rest a bad name. Especially that phoneposting failed normalfag.

Blowjob Penn is the natty GOAT

Don't (You) me

Why do mma fighters train in blowjobjob

>contaminated supplement
Retard. Inb4
>b-b-but it wasn't actually a tainted supp!!!! i-it's just an excuse!!!!
For sure that's why he won $27 million in a lawsuit against the manufacturer.

Oh of course. Literal superstars with endless resources like Lesnar, Jones, Canelo, etc. all just happen to be unable to evade drug testing, but some cuban nobody that's never even touched a belt somehow has the means to do so.

Why have mcgregor and mayweather never tested pos

Id heem everybody itt

Gimme your stats sissy 1st world country boi

>h-he never f-failed

>o-o-okay it w-was c-contaminated!!!

>For sure that's why he won $27 million in a lawsuit against the manufacturer.
That had to do with whether the supplement didn’t advertise having a steroid, not whether Romero knew one way or another you fat sperg, which he FOR SURE didnt know with SHRED RX FAST ACTING DIURETIC my guy

>i-im only t-trolling
Cope, autismo

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*Shed

Autocorrect :)

Looks fat and even has TJ gyno. Paulo is flushing this turd back to Commieuba

fucking don

I should correct myself again, Poolito will duck Paulo again and flush himself to retirement

6 6 235 lbs id throw you on your head m8.

Yoel won the story of both of the whittaker fights.

5'7 155 recently started boxing.
Id push your shit in desu

No need to be so angry, little guy
>Not a single argument in this entire essay
Oof. No thanks. Get back to me when you have something important to say. K?

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I could literally beat up two of you, probably a third

>doesnt refute a thing
>you mad
Got a big fat L for you to hold

khabibs record is bullshit

he never faced a good opponent

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cringe

mawnt rawlshmore of mmay, b

So did TJ get his gyno from the roids?

>rolls royce
i thought the ufc doesn't pay well and he wasn't getting money from the supplement company?
also holy **** that dog is insane

that dog has a bigger cock than me

yeah. or he can lie and say he's taking risperdal like tony.

That’s not his car or his house, it’s the dogs’ owners’

>1st world country sissy thinks he can stand a chance with a true & tried veteran of life who has seen it all.

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post the walk-out song for your UFC debut

youtube.com/watch?v=HPM05dQgdig

he got paid 20 million dude apparently you can put shit like fighters legacy damage and mental stress to up the price

if your country is so tough why is it named after my little sister?

In a way the dog has a nicer car and house than romero

who would win, Prime Brock Lesnar or 2 Henry Cejudos?

i wanna see him loose so hard

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cuz she gets it rough every night im done with her

>A juiced to the gills 300 lb gorilla
>2 midgets

hmmmm.....

Why don't you come here & find out for yourself?
I'll send you back pregnant as a message for everyone you know

is fish and chips good?

>300 pound pussy vs 2 mini gorillas

You wanna test your fraile body against the powerhouse that is my physique? My body is the result of centuries of scientific advancements and expirements. Im on the top of the line of performance enhancing supplements and use nothing but the finest workout facilities known to man. Im sculpted the way god envisioned he children would be. Your body is the result of eating a spoonful of rice a day and some witch doctor waving a stick around your body. Id end your life in seconds

When was the last time you watched a fight and thought to yourself "man, I really want to kill myself."

Would someone like JDS or Ngannou make more money if they just went to Lellator and became the hw champ for like five years?

I'll send you back to your god with your ass full of shoved up "enhancing supplements" and "scientific advancements"... Because war doesn't know all that mambo jambo bullshit... And no one knows war as much as my people... We perfected it... We turned it into an art form.

Never, you weirdo.

Jds maybe because i doubt he'll get the ufc belt anytime soon, unless the set him up with a contract like Reem has getting 750k a fight. Ngannou on the other hand has a decent shot to get the belt so hes better off staying

This fight game is 99% mental... And from what I have seen you are weak mentally... You don't know the meaning of loss... I bet the biggest "loss" of your life was your pet goldfish... You won't know what to do kid

Youre right i dont know what a loss is. I like my country am undefeated in life. What has your shithole country accomplished? We go to space, make computers and read books, you fuck goats. We created war, perfected it and ill show you what it feels like to go against a real warrior
You re right my goldfish died once, i threw in the toiled took a shit on it and flushed it down the drain. Then I went to the store and bought two more. When they died i did the same fucking thing and I ll do it to you next

>You don't know the meaning of loss... I bet the biggest "loss" of your life was your pet goldfish... You won't know what to do kid
pretty sure matt damon said this in good will hunting.

I would assume if the flag is real it's more than likely an American soldier on some base.

no, he's probably an english teacher.

Did anyone else see that scene on the bench as extremely cringe?

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I'm not afraid to say it. I'm in love with Coral Springs.

also logging on during fight week to learn that the main event has been cancelled last minute

He beat lawler

Uh well thanks I love everyone here

Jawawl was Asian !????

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

JAMAL THE BARBER

HE'S ASIAN

GET IT?????????????

That company will file bankruptcy before they give Yoel $1 million.

Real original

lads I have a question, say Schaub fucked your current gf 6 years ago at a club in Hollywood, 4 years before you met her.... how do you handle it?
Murder-Suicide? I'm freaking out, my life is a fucking /heem/ shitpost meme

Just suicide because I already hate my life and want to die every single day.

it sounds like you already know the answer

Yea just like oj

I wonder how many other cucks like me there are? I've heard he's always fucking around on his wife

you serious right now? I have a hard time believing this story.. I’m probably falling for some old heem bait, but I don’t ever go to that general so whatever

Triple C because he is the only one with 2 real UFC belts what are these other bums even holding?

yeah started with these idiots spamming his special for the past month... streamed it to my laptop with my gf in the room and she freaked out and accused me of knowing already and trying to "shame" her

>Two replies from the same Turk rape baby pooskin since my last post
>Mutt tries to chime in
>Both are begging me for (You)s
Lmao, keep begging, non-White midcarders.

>He only won because the other guy was terrible

>"E-entire c-continent r-rent f-free!!"
Yet every time I post something your entire continent gets asshurts and replies. It's the other way around, faveleiro. Resto de menstruação, mata-te lmao.

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> That company will file bankruptcy before they give Yoel $1 million.
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>Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)04:21:01 No.93586821▶
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> Real original
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>Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)04:23:20 No.93586948▶
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>Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)04:23:52 No.93586985▶
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>Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)04:24:19 No.93587007▶
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> it sounds like you already know the answer
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>Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)04:24:21 No.93587010▶
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> Yea just like oj
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> Triple C because he is the only one with 2 real UFC belts what are these other bums even holding?
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Based gay porn Dakota not even making it to the poster

imagine if someone posted a link hahah

schaub is a fucking retard and i hope his son dies in front of him

take a shower

great Ali shirt desu

Idea for a MMA tv show: The Ultimate Conor where they try to find the next Conor McGregor?

based

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Bout to watch schaubs special for the first time. Am i in for a peach?

Of a beast, my man.

How about the Ultimate Artem and Ultimate Dillon? Or the Ultimate Cejudo?

Track down Schaub and confront him. One punch and it'll be suicide by heem.

We already found him.

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McGregor's don't get sparked

Already happened caz

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How can heterosexual fighters even compete

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I made it 7:35 in and i felt like i was getting contact cte. Schaub is only funny when hes not trying to be funny.

Nunes is the only legitimate champ champ

Cejudo is too. He's defended 1 belt and the BW belt wasn't a fake interim, that thing was well and truly vacant.

Mighty Mouse got robbed

Gallagher vs Pico is the fight to make

Mighty Mouse isn't in the UFC so he vacated any claim to the belt anyway.

But Nunes robbed Val so I guess they're even

Why is he always sipping on girly drinks

No she didn't

this poves it, joel is a can

>Cormier
Fake lhw champ. Eyepoked stipe into clinching fighting.

>nunes
Beat a can crusher that cant make 135

>Cejudo
Beat a diminished tj then a cutbabby gaslet (tj fight plays out differently at 135)

Conor is still the only legitimate champ champ

Huh?

niggas head be lookin like a sand dune fr fr ride a atv up over that bitch

Guys I think I just saw Coral in a Yea Forums thread

the state of ali's head

what was that sound at the end

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You didn't because I haven't posted there in 2 days.

Dream matchup: Schaub vs. Prime Schaub, who wins?

Schaub

Oh ok my bad. Schaub bless.

Schaub bless brother

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No, everyone wins because we get to watch the fight of the century.

prime schaub vs fury? it's a tough pick my man

strawpoll.me/18196676

strawpoll.me/18196678

can you put a "don't care" option?

Cringe

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If you don't care, don't vote you fucking idiot.

Hate it or love it Schaub would run over Fury

Schaub subs him

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Who is the best unranked 155er?

Alvey vs elias i remember thinking what the fuck am i doing with my life

A man can dream

I never liked Elias and I'm happy he's gone

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