Still no gf

do drugs

Of course
We also have to go to jail
If a girl insist to be sexually harassed by me with no evidence

How do you cope guys? I just read novellas nowadays

You can do/have both la

I'm not even trying. I have no reason to be unhappy. If having no gf REALLY would bother me, I would be trying.

Where did you look for a gf so far OP?

last time I talked to a girl my age was 9 years ago

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Matched with a american girl on tinder. Do burgers got any tips?

>Do burgers got any tips?
They all do since it's mandatory in the land of the free.

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hahaha fuckin based
MI SANGRE POR HILO LATINO

Yes -- run as far away as you can.

Are you me? Not being laid for 2 years and I dont really give a shit. British women are just brain dead npcs and ugly. I'm going to save up and move country and wait for the former 9/10s to divorce

She isnt even fat though

Just ask her if shes dtf bro american girls are easy.
Good luck Larsson

>haven't had a gf or sex in ten years

yeah, i'm giving up on it now

struggling with this feel la

That's the least of your concerns desu.

Shes from LA. Good bad?

bad

Absolutamente basado

It could be worse I guess. LA girls are usually prettier, shallower and more promiscuous than average. Probably similarly evil though.

extra bad

>prettier
goblinas everywhere, fat ones too
>shallower
not really
>more promiscuous
this is true

all women are evil btw because men are superior and fuck women

At least it's not New York.

Will im sick of boring swedish girls, maybe burgerlina will be something different atleast

>Dad talks about my impending matrimonial everyday

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Why are Swedish girls boring?

Lmao he doesn't get it

Surely even in India it you are an incel you can just get your parents to arrange a marriage with a grill

>got a few hobbies I've got an autistic passion for
>no gf
>literally all free time spent on hobbies
>occasionally get >tfw no gf feels
>realize getting a gf would severely limit the available time for my hobbies
>don't even try to get one
If some 9/10 qt approached me I'd probably give it a go desu. Just can't be bothered with doing anything about it myself.

They usually dont have any more depth then a coffee mug

>tfw no gf who plays sports

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for real, india bros are lucky

take her with you.
Worked for me too and now she likes tennis a lot.

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>Wew
lad I escaped from an extended family gathering like two day ago lol! Not even kidding!

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>start follow sports to be more normie
>actually taking interest
>still no friends let alone gf

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>match with spanish grill on tinder
>go for a dinner date
>we talk but it's just platitudes
>don't message her again because I think she was bored
>she texts for small talk anyway
>go to a world cup match yesterday with her (I suggested it 2 hours before kick-off)
>conversation is a bit better but still superficial
>just say goodbye with a kiss on the cheek outside the stadium
>I haven't paid anything for her so she might be in it out of genuine interest
>she's not bad looking but I don't feel much

I've never done anything like this before. Literally how do I proceed from here?

This desu

Why don't you go out do something fun for a date?

Tf kind of 'tard move is that? If you want "friends" why don't you go join an actual sport club (like a badminton club or something) instead of sitting in front of your computer. Higher chance of actually making acquaintance if you actually interact with them in person.

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wait for her to initiate to the next date. then take her home and pound