/cric/ket World Cup

reckon they have to since he's a darkie

But you WILL

hope you do ;^)

just bought a based Bocтoк Aмфибия lads

Going to the game today. Hopefully the Saffas can be less spineless shits than usual and make a game of it.

what's the time

2:41 pm mate

a what now?

it works, sweet

a Bocтoк Aмфибия mate

crappy tryhard watch, gotcha

yeah it's an absolute piece of shit
$65 though and will literally never break though

double thoughs
impressive.

A /cric/ State of Mind (The Bloke Hip Hop)

By cric lad

Yeah, yeah
Ayo, user, it's time.
It's time, user (aight, user, begin).
Straight out the choke dungeons of /cric/.

The paki drops deep as does my fan.
I never seethe, 'cause to seethe is the septic tank plan.
Beyond the walls of Curries, life is defined.
I think of Cricket when I'm in a /cric/ state of mind.

What more could you ask for? The Rain loom?
You complain about cazzies.
I gotta love it though.

I'm rappin' to the Pakistan,
And I'm gonna move your fan.

Poo pee, Curries, Englel, like a cat
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a bat.

I can't take the Sebbo, can't take the Zach.
I woulda tried to loom I guess I got no hack.

I'm rappin' to the fan,
And I'm gonna move to Afghanistan.

Yea, yaz, in a /cric/ state of mind.

When I was young my septic tank had a pan.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my septic tank can.
A Fat bloke goat is quite the moat.

Thinking of Cricket. Yaz, thinking of Cricket (Cricket).

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pretty fresh

vocaroo this lad, sounds good

BASED

we NEED to record a /cric/ album

Santner to Morgan HES GOT HIM. Spears this one on off, dips quickly and shoots forward under his attempt at a drive and sends the bails flying! Scenes here at Edgebaston.

imagine wearing a wrist fedora

We already got one mate

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Sebbo is so fat he has to wear a clock on a belt as a wristwatch

reckon i'd use a pocket watch at that point m8
would look pretty dapper tbeh

sensing some imminent ropage lads

Who?

Yeah someone needs to vocaroo it or put it on soundcloud

yep
on the ropes

India KATRINA KAIF
AUS. MIA WASIKOWSKA
SAF CANDICE SWANEPOEL
Pakistan ZAINAB ABBAS
West Indies RIHANNA
UK. EMILY BLUNT
AFG. FATIMA BHUTTO
Ireland KATIE MCGRATH
Canada SARAH. GADON
NZ. TONI STORM

No waifus from Bangladesh or SL.

vocaroo.com/i/s1ohZtlIfgfE

ain't easy

EVERYWHERE YOU GO

ALWAYS TAKE THE WEATHER WITH YOOOOU

little bit disappointed this match isn't fta here. not a fan of streams tbhdesu but country boys make do I guess

Sune > everyone else

edited to suit you but someone with a good voice like Reality cunt ought to do it.

Nice

Serious question here mate. I was trolling Sune's instagram the other day for a quick wank, and most of the comments were from the typical bobs and vagene subcontinentals. You on the other hand seem to type proper English, so are the bobs and vagene lads a lower caste or why is it you can type english and they cant.

that's not really my voice.
was going to do it properly but now I'm not.

>vocaroo.com/i/s1ohZtlIfgfE
Nice Roots Manuva m8

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LOVE your work mate

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Kinos for this feel?

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was gonna practice and go to town on it but the curry offended me

It was a typo, meant edit it to suit you.

>witness the fitness
an appropriate theme for tonight's cricky contest

the word urdu sounds like a word a white person would say over and over to mock the language urdu

Poor lil' Pakistan DESTROYED by HARD DIK

SL vs BAN

The word bungalow is from urdu, learnt that in a pub quiz on sunday

It's mostly the urban and rural divide. Couple of days ago we were talking about it, the norm is that there are English medium schools in the cities and vernacular medium schools in rural areas.

jotted this down for thursday cheers lad

jot this down mate
*bends over*
*farts in your face*

Love how pakis were hating on Sarfaraz for being fat after the India game. Goes to show how much people from all cultures despise fat cunts

might go to the pub to watch the cricket

jotted this down for thursday cheers lad

oh nononono

will you still post here

Careful pal because its also in hindi, I wrote hindi down but got 1 of the 2 possible points for each question x

no I'll be with mates
not a sad cunt

just stay in

Queenstown next week lads, shall be watching the games at Ballarat Bar as I assume that's where the highest concentration of poms behind the bar will be.

I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want youuuuuu............Trent Boult

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need to visit Queenstown again

probably the nicest place I've ever seen

Hoping for a big sporting event to happen in Aus or NZ so I have an excuse to go, it's so far away it's a ballache to go so need a little extra on top to make it worth it and convince people to come with me

You should come m8. We're gonna catch the ferry on Friday arvo and get steamed.

mother of god it's all toilet sounds

burn Rajibul burn
I smell some cricket goin on
sebbos seething, zachy's gone
yeah I'll check out your googly
but it'll take a leggy to move me
get me the hell away from these peewees
all this shitspouter guff is beneath me
so all I hear about, Amir showin out
about Aussies blowin each others head out
so I'd rather kick some memes out
alright cric lads let's go hang out
Rajiwould or would he not
make Joshy mad, it's just banter lad
but some things we never forget yeah
NZ steps up and reks this shit
for 4 long years we looked like clowns
the joke is over black rain is coming down

T20 World Cup mate

FUCK I think it's undergoing annual maintenance until July. No booze cruise for me.

Might get married in Queenstown

t20 world cup
ashes
AFL grand final

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NEED the saffers to put the kiwis in their place lads
they've been very uppity recently

we're going to win, loser

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eat cock FAG yeww

if you want the remnants of the Boer republics and the apartheid south African state to win then I'm sorry but you are a racist

for me it's Ross Taylor's New Zealand

Can't wait for the uncontrollable seething when we win

Sensing a bit of hatred in this thread, cant say I'm a fan of that

pray for us pls

Do it properly lad.
Your beats were dank.

hoping for a thriller desu

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bum looks great in my new jeans lads reckon the ladies will love it

sorry... I'm just quite passionate and get carried away sometimes. I wish I could hold your hand during the game

personally want nz to win just so i feel validated in saying theyre one of the best teams in the competition.
on the other hand kiwis are a bit uppity.

for me it's hoping for a good game of cricket and the best team to win simple as that

fuck my ass

Its ok, Im going to enjoy today regardless of what the outcome will be

BASED
you are the lifeblood of the sport mate

what have you got a donkey for mate

sorry for being uppity yous guys

has subhuman coloured been bullied off Yea Forums?

Might get uppity a bit later lads

love saffas
hate septics
Simple.

all good mate easy to get carried away with world cups haha

giz a look

they call me greatbumbro

I agree. You know what else i'm not a fan of?

Racial discrimination.
White males owing and stealing the black man' land in Africa.
Fragile males with small dicks and big egos making racial insults.
White cuckolds in South Africa.
White men having the audacity to try & steal white women who are exclusive property of the black african male.

Not a fan of that at all.

legs today lads got to chisel these cheeks a bit more

Shan't. ask someone with a good voice like reality cunt to work with your smelly rhymes

worst post i've ever seen

pray for rain lah

More cricket lads

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Best post Ive seen, double dubs confirm

Worst post Ive seen. singles confirm

You're Michaelangelo and David at the same time

saffas and kiwis are eternal mates m8, just the lads getting rambunctious

giz a look

And tell me
If it's still raining there in England

And tell me what you did last niiiiiiiiight

BASED

Shitspouter curbstomped him at a south Auckland Pak n save.

Do we want New Zilland or Seth Africa to win?

Cool guy roll call:
Shitspouter, you here m8?
Statsy, you here m8?
AMS, you here m8?
Statsclone, you here cunt?
Seething kiwi, you here m8?
Lawncunt, you here m8?
B3K, you here m8?
the Reporter, you here m8?

you forgot me m8

New Zealand seeing as I am from there you dumb cunt

For me, its En Zee

Off-topic. Reported.

New Zealand for the sake of my betfair book, lad.

Yeah mate ama

seething kiwi, check

OH NONONONO

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scaffoldcunt?

Yeah but imagine if you were from South Africa.

JUST put half my pay in the pokies, ladies.

>identityfags

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I haven't been given a moniker or alias yet, but I don't like feeling left out.

present.

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come on come on turn the /cric/ thread on
it’s saturday and I won’t belong
gotta bully seb, and make fun of bongs
it’s saturday and I won’t belong
‘til I make the best post, make the best post
make fun of NZ
no we ain’t got banned, the jannies on the can
and I got /cric/ baby

BABY I DON’T NEED SEPTICS OR MODS TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT
(BAN ALL /HOC/ SHILLS)
BABY I DON’T NEED SEPTICS OR MODS TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT
(/CRIC/ DROPS BASEDPILLS)
BUT I DON’T NEED NO PAAAAAAAKIS
AS LONG AS I CAN DAB ON JOSHY
I DON’T NEED NO PAAAAAAAKIS
AS LONG AS I KEEP POOOOOOSTING

was kind of doing a cool kiwi callout m8...

Grim

UH

that's just pathetic

JUST had 4 schooners in an hour and driving home, ladies.

we're one cricket song away from repeating the 2014 zerogoose matt simpsons song saga i reckon lads

I'm honestly not even a big cricket fan but watching a run chase late at night is so comfy for some reason.

looking elite mate

Remember to double up m8

have avoided the song gimmick for this reason

KEEP POO PEELAND OUT OF /CRIC/

Last winter tbf, but pretty much exactly the same right now

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post it

can't wait to have a lawn of my own lads

>snapchat
mate...

>macbook pro
mate...

just a quality piece of engineering mate

makes it easy to get a photo below the Yea Forums image size limits,

>mum's house
mate...

save up 80k mate and you can be living the same dream as me

Looks a bit green mate

it'll turn

Good amount of timber going on here

love cricket
love /cric/
love the lads
hate tripfags
hate septics

Problem?

I notice the timber table and timber chair there

Lads. Been awhile.

me to a t lads

no argument here m8

.

finna bouta end this fat cunt's career

Oi Kiwibro with asian gf, you here m8?

S____
T____
Y____

that's lawncreep mate

we all have Asian gfs except Garold, who is a virgin

what's this about now?

post a pic mate, finna have a wank

...

HA HA HA

wtc?

Not mentioned

>imagine being a girl (male bodied)

here m8, go to town

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m.avito.ru/mytischi/chasy_i_ukrasheniya/chasy_vostok_amfibiya_1967_yubileynaya_1639525190

would say you're looking good mate

but

Oi

good morning everyone cept the dullard kiwis

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Your student gifted you that T-shirt?

how dare you

haloooo

nice bong

yep.
made it.

Hlw

i am ronnie pickering i can do what i want

good morning (evening) lol

wouldn't have guessed
seals up alright?

yeah I did a good job.

I'm leading the office CWC pool. Congratulate me, lads

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please bat first please

what do office workers in south africa do

guessing office work.

nicely done mate
please continue posting in these threads after the cwc

Does SA still have the race quota thing?

PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT

WE'RE GONNA BREAK OUT THE HATS AND HOOTERS
WHEN SAFFERS GO HOME
WE'RE GONNA REV UP THE MOTOR SCOOTERS
WHEN SAFFER GO HOME TO CRY

beep beep

team has to be majority non white, so max of 5 white people. I think for major tournaments its slightly more flexible so long as the average amount of non whites is still higher over the course of the competition.

if SA loses today it's karmic retribution for 50 years of apartheid in my opinion

in sport and in employment. if your company doesnt have the right amount of natives as management and ownership that company is excluded from any type of gov tenders or contracts

so true

who are the good guys in this matchup?

Agreed 50 years was way too short, should have been a 1000 years.

jesus, does she have a keloid where she had a navel piercing torn out?

What do you teach?

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I find it staggering that there isn't a bigger deal made of this, also what do they count half breeds as? Is de kock a white?

karate.

>EIGHT t/nrs

Grim

Lads is this based and red pilled or cringe and bluepilled:

youtu.be/3sFKRFLsraU

>written in gibberish
is there anyplace that speaks american where i can cop one of them?

Based. You have a don't fuck with me vibe.

Has that helped race relations?

>EIGHT t/nrs
Mate...

don't fuck with me m8.
(just kidding)

de kock is white but duminy I believe is non white. there has to be at least 2 native blacks so you can't stack the team with mixed race people like that.
and yeah it's messed up because it also applies to county level cricket teams, it's why so many saffas play for nz/eng in particular

More Shane Warne fortnite streams coming up soon.

>8
KEK

based

He kinda bitched out at the end there.

All pedestrians should be executed

they need two black africans and three coloureds from memory, with coloureds being asian or mixed race

B-MAC

well, i guess when a bell doesn't work

for what it's worth, when i went to uni, you'd get serious cycle-vs-pedestrian accidents at least once a semester, and that was before smartphones and on a non-urban campus. i can only imagine how fucking stupid it is in london.

based but cyclists are fucking cancer so ultimately cringe

well ordinary people here all get along fine. have never experienced any enmity towards me cause i am white. i asked my maid the other day if she ever experienced racism and she said she once saw a fight in a shop between a black and a white cause of the word kaffer. that was it.

based

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>toss has been delayed by a wet outfield

oh good lord the quality of these vintage vostoks

think i might look at seikos instead holy fuck

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He's not wrong. Can't you pricks count?

how does the sun haka go again lads

I have 5 g shocks on rotation

come on sun
come on sun
Kia ora
Kia ora

>NO RAIN, I REPEAT NO RAIN. The pitch is uncovered, it is that outfield that is damp. We will have an inspection in 5 minutes or thereabouts

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forced meme is forced.

think her umbilical cord cutting was botched

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might call up my mate maui so him and the boys can cover themselves in mud and give the sun a hiding again

>8 no results
>not 4

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Fortnite time bois

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Its helped me.

t. black hire

ugh, i'd cover my midriff if i were her. really distracting and unattractive

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I'd fucking heem Shane Warner 2bh

dude what kinda bubble do you live in? You're from CT aren't you?

GET FOME DRAINAGE ON YOUR FUCKING OUTFIELD BIRMINGHAM YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCK

t. muppettarian

based

Nice LARP faggot, post a timestamp pic of your hand

KAK

shane waughner

indoor cricket desu

would heem Shade Waughner too, little flossing homo

lol. no Brits North West

>not wanting to lick Hazuki's midrift

Is /cric/ gay?

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play cricket you utter poofs
work tmrw

yes and there's nothing wrong with it

I wonder is Warnes' got his boy into the Advanced Hair Studio yet

that's /hoc/ m8

>Brits

Holy fuck how have you not killed yourself?

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jeezuz

>inb4 Tahir coughs a million times before he bowls

love thy neighbour m8, your acting like a curry blow-in.

Amla will go Boult's first delivery.

big chodal

Id put money on Amla going

You don't even have to go there. Just drive past Brits and you'll know what I mean.

one of you is in stellies and the other one? randburg?

I fucking hate England I swear to God

i definitely want to

go where m8?

I really hate Northerners, everything north of the orange river should be used as a nuclear waste dump desu

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i'm a big advocate for nobody getting out to tahir so we don't have to watch his retarded celebration

>acestream link not posted
grim. at least its on 9

>Not based Hana

You're a faggot

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the incel pedo richo

it is very contrived

looks alright.

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whats wrong with the bulls? i remember they used to be good when they had a bunch of springboks in their squad. won the super rugby a few times

back to the PAVILION.

they're in the quarters tbf

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Not so much the team, but their supporters have a bit of a *reputation* over here

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Noice.

>beating poosaders
based

not sure about you lot but personally would prefer if it wasnt raining and the cricket was actually on haha

>less gray in his beard than 2015.
Think he's on the gear lads. Drug test the cunt.

not raining just wet outfield

Nah I don't want to lose our unbeaten streak

Root absolutely mogged by Morgan yesterday

prediction: we will defend 266 all out

bonus prediction: someone here will get hit by a driverless car because a missed one of the traffic lights in the captcha but it still worked

ummm I'm pretty sure a bit of dampness on the boundary doesn't stop the bowler from bowling or the batter from batting haha get on with it

is that this weekend? havent watched super rugby since 2012 or so when /rug/ was fairly new and everyone loved the cheetohs. dont think theyre even in it anymore

>i like music with words in it, drake is more like "ooga booga"
WARNIE NO

no way

Birmingham is the birthplace of heavy metal

Lmao I died when he said that

3 quarterfinals on Sat mate, join us.

someone who actually knows how to do twitch please clip when he shat on drake and all hip hop
was fucking epic

Is there any sport NZ is better than us at?

Cricket, Rugby, League, Golf, AFL, Olympics, Basketball, F1, Tennis, Soccer? We're all better.

>pitch inspection in 30min
fuck it I won't even see a delivery. fuck off England. total shithole

no you're the best.

He likes all of Sam Newman's tweets on twitter, surprised he doesn't cop any flak for that.

sailing

takes a big man to admit that cheers

Thanks.

please kiss me australia-kun

Got you
clips.twitch.tv/GleamingCarelessMallardWutFace

what’s the score

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fuck my ass

Not a sport.

>whats wrong with the bulls?

as a Pretorian I can confirm that Bulls supporters are subhuman. Still more sufferable than SJW's like the Stormers and Sharks fans

based Statsy

Why did she have to ruin herself?

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nice view

Fucking bowl a ball already. Sick of waiting

I've started to like her pink stuff. Better than the crab neon green thing she did.

Who created the pavlova

the score is fuck England - nil

Australia mate

fuck up josh

>i-itss unusually wet this t-time of y-year
terrible choice of host

Kekisaur I see you m8

ugh

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australia

forecast for england's next game? thank you for asking, it's bone dry as always :)

Not sure why anyone wants credit for it, it's garbage.

I'll claim Russell Crowe though.

Maybe your ones are garbage. My ones are elite

Ankur: "I am going to go out on a limb here, NZ are unbeaten in tournament, they will easily make it to semis, Australia, on the other hand will struggle in next few games, and their game against Bangladesh will decide the 4th semifinalist "

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An Australian.

I didn't know cric had fellow cunnyseurs

SEBBOOOOOOOO

never again. ban them.

I will end you cunt

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love pavlova
love phar lap
love lamingtons

KEK SEBBO GOT A SHOUTOUT AGAIN

Brainy

check this bad boy

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Meat pies on the other hand are a kiwi invention.

Couldn't find good ones at any time while I visited pozztralia on multiple occasions

poopeelia certainly better at cheating.

looking good mate

Hahah I got him talking about old wrestling

>used randy savage's voice for hulk hogan

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Korean girl here AMA

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honestly, will this even be played? I need to know if I should smoke this rock or go to bed already

thanks you too.

too sugary

Those are man fingers you kpop gay

Nice. Put this together last chrissy

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looking good mate

Should I ask her out, lads?

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that weather girl always reminded me of mitch satner

Where is Old Zealand?

phwoar

fuck up josh

Post a full body pic please

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Holland I think.

looks like a v*gina lol

get him talking about good cricketers who are awful at poker

Must be why you don't like them you poof

yeah, love a larger lady me

would run a train on

What do people in New Zealand eat for dinner?

Pavlova

Soup m8

what shoudl I have for dinner boys

have you ever seen a vagina?

fush and chups bru (lol)

pie chips and tomato sauce

humble pie

Might get some maccas on Uber eats lads if anyone wants anything

haha

I'm beached iz bru

based

for me it was schnitzel, roast potatoes, peas and a feta salad

big black cocks

new zealand delicacy

bags of sand

fush and chups bru

looking for something lighter kj wise

get Sebbo a salad, no dressing

welp that's enough watching jacko be shit at fortnite, someone get warnie talking about bodyline or something

i've only ever seen my sisters vagina lol

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Why are they showing Australia getting buttfucked by NZ on channel Gem?

BHENCHOD
H
E
N
C
H
O
D

i'm pure anglo australian and i've never used an australian slang once in my life. because it sounds retarded

Fuck up Josh

looking for something lighter kj wise

Wouldn't mind watching some cricket tonight

blog on you uninteresting cunt

same. it was very puffy

strewth cobber fair suck of the sap you're no true blue Aussie

What did you protest at University today?

we've all seen your sister's vagina mate, nowt special

fuck up josh

zachy's here and he's already upset

Oupa, is that you?

aren't the lefty urbanite normalfags the ones obsessed with australian slang ironically now?

steamed chicken and broccoli with a onions and sugar vinaigrette

pint of bleach

Indians are very kind

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Smelly colored detected

I've been thinking about getting some new furniture, I'd love to change the decor around here in general. but the problem is that I'm renting and feel like maybe a house deposit should be my priority, even though a cute living space really lifts my mood.

I don't even know what's real anymore.

very gay
and ungrateful

Like passionfruit on a pavlova myself

Have sex

big fan of india, had a ball when i was there
there is like horrific poverty n that, but it's a beautiful country for the most part and people are very friendly

England gave you literacy, education, civilisation, infrastructure, hygiene, medicine and cricket you treacherous coolie

and we also stole all their wealth and appropriated all their culture

nothing's free.

for me, it's the elite 49/49 format

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Hello! grigget?

ah yes, T49

nothing cheaper than something free

How long before he next pitch inspection?

if they didn't want to have their wealth stolen, they would have done something about it at the time

They were too dumb

the t in t20 stands for twenty

Muhajir community is facing discrimination in Pakistan since 1947 but the worst part is that they are being encountered since June 19,1992 when army operation began, in which approx 25,000 youth have been killed & thousands gone missing by LEA.
#19JuneBlackDay4Mohajirs
#CWC19

t. sachin

they said in 30min 40min ago

NZ v SA and rain, name a more iconic world cup duo.

AH yes, 100 overs would be SIMPLY impossible to bowl with the lost time. 98 overs though? no problem

F49

>blade runner t49

Hello! zerogoose?

grim

toss in around 20mins, game is good to go I think

hope to see the team batting first get btfo under the meme clouds

why not at least play the highlights from the 2015 cwc final

>when the rain points start working against you
based, chalk up another solid 2 lads

Fucking hell I could have finished The Art of Flight before they even had the toss.

Business idea: Have the toss indoors

Watching an Annabelle Lane anal scene right now, lads.

it's fucking freezing lads, might need to don my fingerless gloves if I'm to continue

Coin toss but you have to bowl it at the stumps

thinking rock scissors paper instead of the toss would make great television

@93569902
fuck up josh

thumb wrestling

hey I wore mine this morning.

tummy sticks

just exposed myself as a freshie, lads.

just in time for bedtime BASED

actual wrestling
>Indians bat first via rear naked choke in the 2nd

>49 overs
whats the fucking point, just do 50

they should do something like what the xfl did

it really should be skill based because the coin toss is a way bigger factor than in other sports

common knowledge already mate

ICC? not a fan.

BASED wagie

what is your job?

thats a very good point

this but unironically for every big bash game

bowl at the stumps until 1 team misses. bowling under 120kmh counts as a miss

I'm a karate teacher

Didn't a bunch of players get injured doing that kek?

Bowl bouncers at batsmen until 1 ducks.

lad this is a post from 8 year ago

my boss whats to know what are the linups for today, lads

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The captains kick each other in the nuts until one of them gives up

bowl bouncers at your mate's neck until someone dies.

wrong board fuck,

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i'm a freshie from Yea Forums and only here because of the world cup, yet i have been carrying these threads

I think on the very first one the guy did it and was out for the season.

each team should play a game of aussie rules to decide who bats first
in afl the coin toss is replaced with a cricket game

Woah

cringies

what's your favourite anime, lad?

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captains arm wrestle

looking good lass

Naruto

meant to link that post to /s/ m8

AHEM

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non non biyori and nice quads

Gay chicken, the captains feel eachother up until one quits when it gets too gay

This nigga cute

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Nah, Aus will just make Cuckwaja the captain and win every toss

How do the AFL teams decide who bats first in their games though?

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Think Finchy would go alright.

Indian gf.

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game of tennis doubles between the captain and vc of each team

game of crabcock

Should I buy a ps4

no wait for 5

Just make it first come first serve for the batting. Team that gets at the grounf first has to bat.

sounds high IQ

Do it

I think a game of bloody knuckles or slaps would suffice

captains play street fighter on the big screen

Odds I pour another drink and watch 15 overs
Evens I just go to bed

Get a switch

Based

dubs you watch it all

we'll have a bowl

we bowlin

/cric/ this lad is in desperate need of your advice

They're still so expensive, I don't get it.

new

30 overs it is.

>2 posts early

Was thinking this but that'll probably be another few years and even then there's that overlap where games are still being made for four and five

sick of having a bowl lads but at least i might see amla get BOULTED before beddy byes

>Inbred, cousin fucker pedo chimes in
Imagine a country of criminals acting decent.