/oro/ # 6

*in the bag

it's called Futbol Passion, puto!

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whats the point, cant feel it through a bra

Are smiling nigress and backwards flag worthy of being in the collage? Didn't really get to screencap anything else that would be considered slightly funny...

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kys, CHI

Why not make the image larger retard?

rape culture exists to enforce power hierarchies, not to cause pleasure

what a bunch of pigs

TOURNAMENT POWER RANKINGS
1. Mexico
POWER GAP
2. Jamaica
3. Panama
POWER GAP
4. Costa Rica
5. Canada
6. You Ess Eyy
POWER GAP
7. Twitter and Tamales
POWER GAP
everyone else

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Meh, maybe the flag. It's really been as you say, not a lot of good screencaps

zardes's face goal, pls cap it

I'll make it relatively smaller compared with the rest of the collage, hence, making the image larger
Post it

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

men r literal trash

Mine so far are
>mexico
>costa rica
>jamaica
>usa
>canada
>jamaica
>t&t
>el salvador
.
.
.
>Guyana, Bermuda, Honduras, Cuba, Curacao, Martinique, Haiti, Nicaragua

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CALLESE PUTO

Reminder

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if you had clean water down there id come by and wash your fucking mouth out

>No Zardes face goal

Step up your game

I'll add it tomorrow, I hadn't seen that one
Quintessential Zardes

>CONCACAF refereeing

1. Mexico
power gap
everyone else

Se regresa a casa, ese

suicidarse, chi

USA should be lower

LigaMX: by From Software

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out-fucking skilled

Is it possible to learn this power?

just like my anime

>tfw no perrita gf
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The US is above Haiti even though they have a losing record against them. Interesting.

Jamaica and Panama are too high. About level with usa atm

Jamaica is better than us

That's pretty fucked up, ngl

This looks like it's getting played in reverse

3banter5u

I just want to see Argentina lose because of the banter.

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fuck wrong thread but somehow still relevant.

kek

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Add the other gorda pic

Canada will beat Mexico

>Canada will beat Mexico
I hope not, I put a $100 on memexico winning and another $100 on 3+ goals being scored.

this

Odiame mas, gringo cornudo

this please a CHIcana

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NEYMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!

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QUEDAN TODOS HABILITADOS... OCHOA!!!!

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>Cuba vs Martinque
this is going to be the worst match right?

You can bet on how many Cubans will defect before/after the match though.

How many so far? Dunno why they keep sending teams they must know what happens

Based as fuck. If only the west were uncucked like this

This is the reality white feminists will face when their countries are overrun by spics and muslims. And it's beautiful

cringe

based and machistapilled

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So, it's safe to say that most of us fell for the "Curacao is good" meme. At least, I did

TOURNAMENT POWER RANKINGS
1. Mexico
POWER GAP
2. Jamaica
3. USA
4. Costa Rica
5. Canada
6. Panama
POWER GAP
7. El salvador
POWER GAP
everyone else

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Colony standings

Spanish --> 12 pts (1.7 ppg), +2
English --> 9 pts (1.5 ppg), +2
French --> 3 pts (1.5 ppg), -3
Dutch --> 0 pts (0 ppg), -1

Cringe

This will never happen in India or a Muslim country.

But realistic

kys CHI

Reminder that Jamaica is WHITE

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Lose weight
Shave neckbeard
Go outside
Have sex

based

should be a comfortable win for Martinique

You should watch Canada - Mexico tonight, chances are that those two teams will play in the semifinal

this, they are not human with high intelligence

I have no delusion that we're going to beat them tonight, I just hope we can make them work for it.

There's one so far, but may have more to come. I still remember the 2008 Olympic qualifier, so many Cubans defected that the team was left with 10 players and instead of forfeiting the matches, they made them play with 10 players for the 90 minutes

Yikes

Who is this semen demon?

a cartoon

fuckong hiro

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Nations League fever took over

We all know the true king of the Smol Islands is St. Kitts and Nevis, and it is to them we pledge our eternal fidelity

daily reminder that the French colonized Canada and that any patriotic Canadian will speak the beautiful mother tongue

We should have let Quebec leave when we had the chance

Is it just me, or is Memexico-Leafs gonna be >lit?

>Mexico
power gap
>Costa Rica
>Jamaica
power gap
>Canada
>Panama
>USMNT
power gap
>TnT
>Guyana
>power gap
everyone else

ai

It'll be interesting, at any rate.

This. St. Kitts are eternally our guys

if it werent for the brave Francophones, you would all be slaves for Amerikkka

Over under 5 deportations at Mexico game?

[citation needed]

Without the brave French, America would still be Britain's bitch.

No parece de cartón we

WTF do you mean? I thought this "witch-hunting" is not allowed by USA constitution

President Trump tweeted there will be deportations by the millions starting next week but this game going on they could start today
TIMES UP! GOT TO GO BACK!!!

lol based, my brehs will be back to enjoy our culture and tacos

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have you ever been around westernized mexicans? They're the worst. good luck

I'm surprised ICE isn't checking the migratory status of everyone who goes to the stadium, they could get a shit ton of illegals there

*accidentally scores game winner vs Mexico*

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he’s so good at scoring he doesn’t even have to try....

the power of Pentecostal Jesus

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how long until the Match of the tournament, Cuba vs Martinique?

1 bong and 30 bings

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damn, the Mex-Can game will for past midnight here

how does CONCACAF justify such shit? Especially every two years. This should really be a 8 team tournament MAX

If chicanos keep going to the Mexico games then CONCACAF will continue to do the tournaments, with the money dancing the dog

welp, only a matter of time they do this shit once a year then

match when?

cub-mar in 30 bings
mex-can in 3 bongs

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28 bings

there should be a new rule. if your team is ranked under 100, you shouldn't be allowed to play instead your women should compete in Ultimate Surrender.

I've been saying this about the Women's World Cup for years

smart lad

I'm ready for this clash...we are privilege to see this intense rivalry in this most prestigious tournament in the world

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Truly an interesting match to watch

C U B A

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M A R T I N I Q U E

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let's go based Martinique

TRULY THE BEAUTIFUL GAME

I say at least 3 defectors from this team

Is this the defection bingo?

For me its Morejon

These teams are not joking, they are putting their best players...

kek

cuando mi vieja me dice BAQUERO, se me pone bien PARADELA, como si la tuviera de PIEDRA, luego le meto mi espada de CABALLERO por el MOREJON y el dedo por el RIZO, luego me grita que onions el rey de REYES

>Qatar refs
>probably don't speak spanish nor french
why?

3-0 Martinique

trip on, derbez

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A Qatar player called a Colombian "puta" earlier, so he might know some

what up oro boys

Waiting for my NT to get EXPOSED again.
You?

sup my dude, ready for the best game of Copa Oro?

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who is Arg playing ?

We're about to face the full might of Paraguay

No full stadium...disappointed.

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stream where?

What's with the PL logo?

elixx.me/wajax.html
Comes with the player

probably some trick to avoid copyright or shit, sometimes you just need to cover the logo of the tv channel to continue streaming

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I lost my rec league soccer game :(

To bad mate, what was the score?

in what position do you play? what was the score?

>most of the "fans" are just CHIs

Will Mejico choke against Canada?

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Cubans thinking how to escape more than how to score a bloody goal

eh just about running out of drink. I suppose I can take solace in the fact that the womens NT came top of the group, Argentina really did take the piss out of the scottish (which is again, brilliant) I suppose I'm here to observe how the Caribbean plays football
Mex-Can? absolutely, hoping for some quality memeable content for the collage

No creo.

ERA PENAL

2-1 for the other team. I played left back for the most part. I did pretty good too, I wasn't on for one of their goals and the other goal was a penalty caused by a guy on the other side.

I don't think so

dios mio esto partido es horrible

it's 100 percent pure CONCACAF. enjoy.

They're doing their best, don't bully

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You didn't see the Trinidad vs Panama, this CUB VS MTQ match is CONCACAF acceptable

reminder Guyana aren't true concacafbros. They should be playing in conmebol

You don’t watch concacaf for the quality but for the memes

>eh just about running out of drink.
scrap that just had the best stroke of luck
mixing orange juice (I just found in the fridge) with vodka as we speak

Martinique Go go go!

it's called a screwdriver

REEEEEEEEE PASS THE FUCKING BALL

Cuba is hilarious to watch

you can screw my driver anytime you like, user

Cubans dug a hole in the lockers to the street back of the stadium

/oro/ is a heterosexual general
gay shit goes in /copa/

I didn't mean /oro/ going this lewd

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who says I'm a man

- I am a man I'm just really glad that I found something I can drink otherwise my buzz would be well and truly dead and that would be a shame because I wanna see what canada - mexico has to offer apologies for the gay shit wont happen again sir

>braces
m-mods...?

could be worse

You could be watching pumASS play

i'm going for some beers to make you company lad

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you better be quick, I've looked around this thread and there's a table over there ripe for my stilettos

Are screwdrivers a chick drink?

Martinique pls

commies btfo

BASED

SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE

only after 12pm

SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK SNEK

Which cuban players will defect during the half time?
Make your bets

who /culoncita/ here?

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The coach

but many of them are trying to escape South America

>qooba

That room's falling apart holy shit.
At least she has AC.

they should escape Southwards

This match is not too bad for a CONCACAF game, at least there's a bloody goal

mexicANOs locos

pls win Canada I want to see chicanos SEETHE

i'll try :3

ES PENAL

that was a WWC-tier penalty kick

OH NO NO NO NO

high school was the best
>day of game all my CHI friends shit talk and act like they're the greatest in the world
>stay up all night watching the game and Mexico loses
>CHIs seething and crying REFBALL
>go home and watch FATelson cry and seethe on television
greatest times lads

holy fucking shit Sandy Sanchez is good

Martinique!?

CUBA BTFO

What's the over/under on Cuban defections before the tournament is over? We're up to one now, right?

i think they left in a group last time so it might just be the one dude this time

One person, literally their team captain

WHO IS R E A D Y FOR SOME L E A F

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It makes sense, he can land a footy job. That's why their best player ever didn't got the visa, it was clear he was going to defect too

RED

kek

DIRECTA

what a fucking mistake

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

Called it

Damn
That was good

WHAT A FUCKING PASS

You now remember Cuba's brave Ozzie Alonso.

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>Cuba

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C U B A
U
B
A

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

For me, it's El Primo de Messi

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>yfw Canada and Mexico draw, then Martinica beats Mexico

>you now remember Nery "I live in Europe, You live in Mexishit" Castillo

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>men r literal trash
pro tip: those aren't men

Based

Could someone post the highlights video once it's up? My third world internet kept dying throughout the whole match and I missed the penalty and the second goal.

I wonder if Canada would be able to break the highscore of 7 goals against Cuba

Hopefully with this win the sneks can have the confidence to give Mexico a good game.

Youtube lad, this match was so obscure even on CONCACAF levels, but it was a nice pre-show for Mex-Can

C A N A D A

There is nothing "leaf" jej

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CANADA IS BLANCO

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trying to pull a France I see

M E X I C O

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>Cavallini
BASED

based

>FATelson
kek, for me it used tobe FAILtelson, but now i'm with you

>Reyes-Gayardo-Gutierrez triangle of shit
>Atun
>Jona
WEW
E
W

Theres cucks in this thread that actually think mapleniggers have a chance.

Lul

Nice

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What part of central caca are you from puto.

How much influence do the cartels have on the gold cup. Be honest

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i swear to god its like rdr2 wants you to kill every single resident of van horn

(((The Big Nose Cartel)))

why would cartels care about chicano cup? If anything CONCACAF just rigs it for Mexico

>Ochoa
Ok, only solid choice of our goalpost
>Chaka
not even Tuca can make this dude play well
>Araujo
Ok, best defender nowdays
>Reyes
I don't even know where he plays, I lose track on him after Fenerbace
>Gallardo
let me say this one more time, NEVER EVER PLAYED A GOOD GAME (also what's with that retard face)
>Dos Santos
same as Gallardo, literally 10 years in NT and only scored 2 fucking goals
>Alvarez
since he's going to Premier League soon, britbros better keep him as contención, because he sucks at defence
>Gutierrez
doesn't even talk with his DT at PSV
>Alvarado
should've never left Necaxa, not even starting with CAZ
>Jimenez
he can suffocate my fire anytime~
>Antuna
A FUCKING CANNED FISH, literally 3rd substitution option after Zlatan

0. FIFA is the bigger and stronger cartel in the world you cannot compete with that.

I thought they were involved in everything to do with mexico. do they invest in the team?

>rdr2
>mfw nintendrones wants this game on switch after seeing this the witcher 3 on their toaster

LMAO

Are we making a special thread for the game or not?

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>Cuban player defects [sueña en americano]

Kek, every fucking time

i don't know, Canada seems irrelevant for soccer anyways

Mexican Cartels are mostly into cock fighting and horse racing.

I dont think there interested in soccer as much.

>Argentina last place on their group

KEK

Fuck mexico

How many minutes until kickoff?
Streams are pretty lagged behind by like 5 minutes

> no David
Why

pls give us energy

teams just jumped to the pitch, I suppose 5 mins more because of the anthems

i used to do cock fighting with my cousin too

a couple bings

giving you my energy bro fuck the day laborers

I'll give you some of ours, just got my beers and I want a tight game yo enjoy them with:

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ BONUS: \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

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based amerifren

>pancho villa army
holy fucking cringe

Hello I am here now
Sorry I'm late lads but there was 0% chance of me watching Cuba vs Martinique over Argentina/Paraguay

>please rise for the national anthem of Mexico

lol no

so when do they release the gas

>cock fighting
i didnt know they were faggots but it makes sense desu

Kien la tenias mas grande?

Y RETIEMBLA EN SUS CENTROS LA TIERAA

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watchin on univision can’t understand a damn thing bros

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I'm starting to believe that there's at least one of them on every Oxxo

O CANAADAAAA

canada is not white?!?!

thats a lot of niggas

Be realistic, can anyone stop us?

it's better this way i can speak spanish but its all bs

delet

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do we get var sinson in gold cup?

5-1 my prediction

>Chicanos don't even know the anthem
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

probably not.

None of your players know the leaf anthem, sad.

we are sending the finest imported negros from around the world at your B squad. We got this.

Those kids are ugly as fuck literally india maria tier

Unos espadazos con el primo

>canadian niggers
>fatty brown mexican kids
>CHIcanos at the stands

and MORENA is giving us the white qt's

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gonna need some hispanic women posted in this thread lads

Lel

we need them to kick the ball not sing

Fuck off. You shitters always feels like the best in the world just because you dominate a bunch of negros in Comcashit. Bet you would lose to argentina

ConCACAf POWER RANKINGS
1. MEXICO
POWER GAP
2. COSTA RICA
3. JAMAICA
POWER GAP
4. USA
5. CANADA
6. T&T
POWER GAP
7. HONDURAS
8. SALVADOR
9. EVERYONE ELSE
POWER GAP
90001. GUYANA
9000001. BERMUDAS
90000000000000001. CUBA

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elixx.me/wajax.html
watch it here lad

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BLACKED

no problem my dude

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>Bet you would lose to argentina
lmao

For me it's the Great White (not literally) Hope

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You just know

CAM ON CANADA
SCORE SUM FAKING GOALS

nope
Even if this match is 'meh' for international standards remember that Beans and Leafs are fighting for the 1st place in the group so for us it's a big deal.

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based, but you miss Panama KEK I would put them below Costa Rica

Hope we don't embarrass ourselves in Atiba's last tourney

Cuando compras la franquicia te ponen uno de regalo, es como un mueble más de la tienda.

is asmr just like gonewild posting for art hoes

Let's go leafs!

I fucking hate chicanos

Odiame más

wat

>Gallardo

here we go...

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it used to have credibility, but at this point, basically yes

what does this sentence mean

Those eyebrows are a mess, girl

>dat image
kek

Cuba 0 - Martinica 3

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do bitches lick their microphones and shit on youtube for attention, basically

>ole
Ffs

martinica would rip argentina in half

only surprise is that it wasn't more than 3

>Oleing in the first 5 minutes
GAS THE TACOS
REEEEEEEEE

based jorge perez-navarro. iiiiitssssss....Soccer Time!

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Ikr chicano cringe

lmao, based canadian redditor

And yes, it is

>min 3
>OLE OLE OLE!!!

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everything a women does is for attention

>for attention
eh, it's more about the monetization

wheres puto chant

why, yes, I am a chicano. How could you tell?

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even peeing???

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this match is already putting me to sleep

by the fact you couldn't stop telling everyone about it

>not drinking modelo negra
does he even beer

CAM ON CANADA SCORE SUM FOOKING GOALS

because you are 5 foot tall and smell like shit

>el caca Rodriguez

wtf

I'm just bored and watching this hoping for memes

is that his sister? post ig pls

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This

Your back is wet

wow wtf ref that was on

NO ERA OFFSIDE

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where the fuck is var sinson

MeMéxico being a meme again

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fuck the referee

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>larin on the wing
why

>Referee assistant from Dominican Republic
Was he in on the Big Papi hit?

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>the black players keep giving up possession

tfw no mexi milker gf

CONCACAF couldn't afford him

How to acquire canadian gf

me on the bottom left

>black people not stealing

doubt.png

classic CONCACAF

Because you are short and mixing English with Spanish because you can't speak either language well.

based

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Reminder that VAR is shit. Concacaf is unironically based for not using it

Is an tuna a athlete?

>a weapon that surpass metal gear

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>Rey Mysterio mask

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this

We don't need him, we can already easily rig games.

>hop in, dude

>info wars
kek

you don't Iceland qt's are the way to go

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>Yea Forums on the far right

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I'll let you marry my sister for 10 thousand canadian dollars. Be warned though, she's half mexican half salvadorena

the easiest method is by living in canada and NO you may not how DARE you ask if you can

>hello? yes, var sinzon? hmm... it could be arranged.

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>eh puto
FUCKING BASED SJWs, FAGGOTS, AND NIGGERS BTFO.

How to acquire iceland gf

>he doesn't know about ligaMxGTOW

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oof

1. come to canada
2. show that you speak two languages
3. don't be a cunt
congratulations you now have a canadian gf. she's probably actually peruvian or nicaraguan though

>qt
that looks fucking old and awful

how does chicano-posting never fail to garner (you)'s?

TIene la razon, yo a tenido 4 novias canadiense

>it would be better for this league -- for the fans, for the owners, for the coaches, for the players -- to hear from them and hear their side of the story. Perhaps then we say, 'OK, I see it.' Maybe it happened a little fast. Maybe the guy in the booth, wherever the hell he is, watching this -- you know, maybe he was watching 'The Simpsons' at the same time. I don't know. I have no idea, but it's not good enough to me."

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>this FS1 announcer
it almost is like he's doing a bit
if I did my most racist drunk Mexican voice that would be it

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im in, i just want to escape this commie shithole

>half salvadoreña
You should pay me instead

Daily reminder that the Gold Cup aka La copa del Ano is shit tier and you should watch the Copa América instead.

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>Doctor talking shit on haired CHADcón

lol

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TWO
YEARS

>le boot the ball in the stands black man

Is Mexico in problems with the ehhh putoo!! chant?

fuck off maggot

Pls no bully

Chicanos are the perfectly hateable beings

Boring ass games, blatant ref ball, and Argentine spaghetti, no thanks

based retard. hutchinson is one of the best in CONCACAF at retaining possession. too bad he can't do anything else and is old too

?
?
how to live in canada

>commie shithole
You do know who our Prime Minister is right?

user, i....

AND
COUNTING

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that doesn't come up when they play us cos we're under the impression puto means bitch and maricon is faggot because we don't realize there's like ten ways to call someone gay in spanish

at least you got weed

Tremendos polvazos se comió hoy la gordita /oro/ y no recuerdo una gordita moviéndose como lo hacía esta. Bueno muchachos ya quedó cogida la /oro/ de esta edición.

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He usually does games in Spanish, I think he used to work for Univision when they had the World Cup rights?

>Gold Cup
SOUL
>Copa Qatarica
SOULLESS

See m8, this is typw of shit is why you're the worst guay.

he sucks amigo, he is slurring his words

>el caca Martino is desperate
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Canada looking good or Mexico is playing like shit

honestly if you applied they'd probably just let you in
might take four years but they'd probably just be like yeah sure

puto doesn't mean gay everywhere.
It Guatemala it's just the masculine of whore

Maybe he has bells palsy you inconsiderate ass

I like him, sometimes it's hard for spics to speak english

ALVORADON'T

>this spazzy Canadian team
I like it

literally just come here and find somewhere to live. I don't know why there aren't more mexicans here desu we're very few in number compared to filipinos or sir lankans for example.

Pls leave we are having a pleasant time

BASED

eehhhhhhhhhhh puto~

just by not being white, rape her and living on their country

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Canada pls do something

Where the hell is carlos vela?
Is he hurt?

Absolutely based.
GG

1. join canadian university or high school
2. stay
idk but I'm in vancouver and there's a fair number of mexicans here (nothing like what you'd see in southern american states, obviously)

Esa es o la de atras?

P U T O
U
T
O

I was watching the Copa America and it was fucking boring faggot, leave us alone

BASADO Y PURAVIDApildeado

open cup>oro cup

>implying you don't have weed
wtf are you talking about that's literally how your current economy got started back in the day

>That argentina vs Paraguay match

Such display of power.

Are we winning?

They won’t even acknowledge the Mexicans screaming puto anymore lol

for some reason we get the mexicans of europe and the mexicans of asia but not the mexicans of mexico i don't get it

see here

LOL yeah argentina getting beat up by paraguay was really quality stuff

Whos going to get fined for that puto chant?

he's finna bouta get BTFO in the Open Cup tomorrow

FIX THIS SHIT MARTINO

mexico weed is fucking ass though

a centrist memelord who pretends who pretends to be a leftist to get likes on social media

could Tata save Argentina?

>univisöy commentators complaining about the eh puto chant
Cringe

We used to be in troubles before Russia 2018, Mexican Federation used to be sanctioned with like 15-30k dlls every game FIFA noticed the chant, Looks like this shit doesn't even care them anymore, most likely because Infantino just arrived and he's bringing this inclusive meme to his administration

it isn't legal there so the cops that work for the cartel can still arrest you for it

Didn’t even know this shit game was being played 5 miles away from me. Explains all the Mexicans

Don't they usually cut the audio when it's chanted, or did they stop doing that?

no paying customers, that's for sure

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>jona
>alvarado
>guti

im sleep

KEK

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So Based Keylor

Kill them all

>Mexican Federation used to be sanctioned with like 15-30k dlls every game FIFA noticed the chant
who'd you piss off at FIFA to get a shakedown like that lol

They stopped doing that. Clearly it didn’t work.

Valeri unironically

But seriously why isnt vela here?

kaye gets better every time I watch him. too bad we don't have any other midfielders (now that hutchinson is apparently a defender)

why?

Tuna ded

>short hair

mah nigga

They keep going to replay or some shit but you can hear it

mexicans think its cold here all the time. I actually don't mind, too many mexicans here would probably piss me off, and filipinos are alright once they accept you

Seriously
Open cup is a more prestigious and important tournament copa del memo

El Basado coge gordas nunca nos queda mal, me gustaria saber que se siente comerse un tanquesito de esos

CAM ON LEAFS, SCORE SAM FACKING GOALS!!!

Why are you actual Mexicans so much less insufferable than chicanos

he wants to relax and win MLSc Up

Why didn't he pass

the weed here is honestly getting too strong desu

>2santos

i'm basically okay with any catholic immigrants at this point, better than the somalians we're importing now

Owen Hargreaves

How did reading that name make you feel, Canada?

>Dos troncos

Soccer

He refused to play Brazil 2014 in his peak because some faggots at Mexico NT stabbed him on the back back in the day, Copa Oro doesn't mean a shit for him

Yes

>They stopped doing that. Clearly it didn’t work.
No, mexicans here complained and sent angry letters/social media messages to the broadcasting company and they caved like the cucks they are.
t."mexican who sent several angry letters to multiple companies and even threatened to sue them for discrimination"

old news, long buried. jonathan de guzman still makes me angry though

TATA FIGHTING THE FAGGOT LEAF
BASADO

literally because they are less americanized

PASS THE BALL BLACK LEAF

coach fight

Coach fight!!!

El chicharron del grueso nunca queda mal

Y'all just gotta watch the good games, of course ARGENTINA-PARAGAY was gonna be bad, but Urgay and Chile matches are always fun

2019... I am.... forgotten

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Tata is kind of a bitch t.bh

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they happily pay it. its the cost of doing business considering how much CHIbux they make every game

>caca Martino picking up a fight with canadaman
He lost it

That's true, Somalians are bottom of the barrel immigrants and reproduce like rats

mexicans wouldn't mind the heat here in the summer but the humidity and the rain would piss them right off
also i just heard an ehhhh puto chant on the canadian feed

>SEETHING against Canada
Tata pls

ehhhhhhhhhh putoooo~

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>also i just heard an ehhhh puto chant on the canadian feed
yeah, they're not making any effort to censor it. based

commentator putting dr joe to work tonight. usually he comes in for a free check.

Confused as to why Canada refuse to fight and win

>Chile Bullying the Japanese Olympic Side
>Urgay rightfully beating a weaker, 10 man Ecuador side.

The saving grace of Copa America, at this moment, is Qatar.

Mexicans have the most boring playing style. I mean damn, try some long through balls or some shit, cause you niggas suck. You guys just pass the ball for the sake of passing

Mexico is just a more technical version of our shitty national team

Lmao
>la concha de tu madre to the canadian manager
KEK
WTf hahahaha i didn’t know that. Holy shit, either way fuck univision and telemundo.

i thrive in humid climates justin

>e. Gutierrez
Who

Is it true that gasoline freezes in Canada?

Nobody wants to live in Canada bud, they’re just they’re because your government is more of a backwards joke than mine is

Good run lmao

>Guti
Oh NO NO NO NO NO

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>Martino is an argentinian boomer
>The coach of Canada is British

Not surprised for that chimpout

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RIP He looks done

chucky and pizarro babby

Based

>humidity and the rain
depends on where they're from bro. I've been to fucking Acapulco in the summer and good god, it's like the air turns into water. Now if they're from Shitnora or something then probably not used to that shit but they wouldn't go to Canada anyway

Will Trudeau issue an official condemnation of Mexico for the puto chant? He needs to remind them of what year it is

where I live it never goes below -5C lmao

Of course I'm watching the Uragay matches after all I bet $1k on you guys winning the cup, but so far the majority of the matches have been disappointing desu.

Dios mio la goblina de las americas

I've actually run into mexicans on vacation here who were stoked to see snow

Most of the games are shit so far, face it fag, this copa América is shit, dissapointing and dead since CONMEBOL decided to invite Qata, stop telling us to watch that shit.

post chicaqts

another keystone cops edition of carrying the player off the field

you'll love ontario then
25 degrees celsius but it feels like i'm wading through hot soup
i want to live here :(

I went to mexico once and walking out of the airport into the sun was like stepping into a furnace. After just 15 seconds I was sweating and needed a drink.

They sure were entertaining when they destroyed the German hopes and dreams

No point if 90% of kekacaf is just gonna smash your ankle for any try hard attempts you pull.

does he want to get called a puto?

what happened with Guti? I miss all the shit going to take a piss

fight when?

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>It's easy to love a mexican
this nigga

canadian cottage country is unironically kino

Dude you see that shit
>me enamore de un mexicano y de su selección
>chick holding the sign is a guera
Haha BASED.

Why can’t they play like that today?

Shit, did someone get that white girl with the sign saying she's happy to get beaned, that shit is clearly collage material.

I've never seen snow in my life :(

How bad is the internet situation in Canada? It's bad down here but I assume it's not much better up there.

Martinica vs Cuba was better

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this only happens in shitholes like rural central provinces like saskatchewan alberta manitoba

They are missing their explosive players is why

My stream is potato quality, wish I could screencap a few things.

man i love that shit, i went to summer school once with embassy kids from Egypt who weren't used to seeing rain

>White

NEW NEW NEW

send shekels to my patrean pls

I got you flam

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breh the gulf coast reaches 45 thegrease with 95% humidity every summer. i hate working in cold weather tho

snow is neat, but if you're living somewhere warm enough that it melts and turns to slush soon after falling, it fucking sucks and I'd rather just have rain

i will admit when i picture mexico i basically imagine a desert and that might not be accurate

That hurts the nose

aren't there volcanos and mountains that have snow in Mexico?

at a certain height mountains have snow no matter where you are

There are some jungly parts too, neighbor

we literally have some of the most expensive internet in the world because theres basically a monopoly for service providers

>Alberta, shithole

Nice try Ontario

De pura chiripa.

Based Mexico

it's cool when it's falling and pretty aesthetic when freshly fallen, but it completely BTFOs our infrastructure when it comes down in large quantities

>more than one gooooooool call

muted.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL

I went to Chile just to see it

did y'all screencap the Martinique player going over the advertising boards?

ak7 mop

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

>when you get coached by Phil Jones