/hoc/ FUCKING SUMMER Edition

Thinking about making another thread about how there's no point coming to Yea Forums in the summer

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Formal welcome to all Finn frens

post chill music like this one, please
youtube.com/watch?v=8nM55U0VplI

Since I know what a vagina feels like I can gladly say I would avoid this alien without doubt.

The cricket World Cup is on.

Link?

I just bought a gun to hang myself with.

NO NEWS. NO SCHEDULE. NO SUN.

Off season = summer = sun. What is hard to understand

He's on the "the cap is not going to raise much for the next two years in exchange for the players to pay less into escrow to avoid a lockout" theory.

It's a story that has been making the rounds on paid services like the athletic today. Look into it.

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Name ONE good hockey movie. Hard mode: no Strange Brew

slapshot

over here

The Mighty Cucks

they talked about that quite a lot on tsn radio today too

Mighty Ducks 1
Mystery Alaska
Sapshot
The Rocket
The Don Cherry mini series

The one about the chimpanzee that plays hockey is pretty good

League is hoping for a big cash in on the TV contract in 2021 honestly with the ratings the past two years probably deserved. Maybe the cap could be 100 million in 5 years or so, who knows

Playoffs holding out would shoot that in the foot though

*players, not playoffs

didn't know subban had a documentary

Subban biopic when

Spotted Shannon today, lads.

I saw a >laffs fan on CapFriendly offer Marner to the Stars for Heiskanen, straight up. Discuss.

How tall was he?

Apparently the CBA can be reopened this fall, it expires in 2021 or whatever, same as when the tv deals are up for renewal.

Seems they are trying to broker a deal where the owners dont have to spend more money for the next two years on account of the low cap increase, in exchange the players dont lose as much of their salary to escrow. And then when they sign the new tv deals, everyone will win.

You know and then some retarded team in Philly gives Kevin Hayes 7 million per.

they have that feature on capfriendly?

Goon

No it's called "MVP: Most Valuable Primate"
Look it up it's great

Super manlet

Is that the one where Matt Leblanc and Jason Alexander

What movie are we watching tonight, lads

whenever i see a black person in a parking lot i lock my car doors

I could never believe a jew would be an enforcer in hockey so I didnt finish the movie

i say 80% chance of lockout due to retarded GMs

>2013 was 18 years ago

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what Dman and winger can the leafs trade for with 8 first round picks to offer in the next 4 years after some team offersheets Marner?

I was poking around in the Armchair GM feature, you can pick a roster to work with and propose trades, free agent signings, etc. This one Laffer's plan involved getting Heiskanen for Marner, and I found it interesting and wanted to discuss.

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It's all jokes guys I like most jews. Mike Camillieri was pretty cool. Especially when he lost a bunch of teeth and looked like Clarke

No one is dumb enough to offersheet Marner. They will let the Leafs sign him to some retard contract and then fleece them for the other players they cant afford.

Anyone got the Canucks and Leafs sinking ships meme? It's from circa 2013 or so

extremely grim

the PA basically shot itself in the foot by constantly voting in favor using the escalator to increase the cap even when hockey related revenues werent growing very much. now the escrow the players have to payout is increasing because hockey related revenue isnt growing at the same rate as the cap.

/hoc/ died during the 12-13 lockout everyone knows that

If /hoc/ is dead what are we all doing here?

having the same discussions over and over

just beeing myself

waiting for the daily movie night with /hoc/

You are all just figments of my imagination

fucking ur mom LMAO

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That’s the best way to be lad

Thats why they will make this temp deal. The tv rights will be huge, better than ever. Look what companies are paying for shit like wwe and ufc rights. These are fringe sports. Hockey is a "niche sport" but at the end of the day its a big 4 pro sport, they are going to get the biggest and best tv deal theyve ever had. Thats just the way the media landscape is going right now.

The most retarded thing the players and owners could do is have a lockout the year the tv deal is up. It wont happen.

Canada was raped at gunpoint in the hot summer of 94 and onwards

Goon was good but then I watched goon 2 in theaters and it sucked so fucking hard I retroactively disliked the first one

If hip hop is dead how is Wu Tang Forever?

the same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

I don't know anymore

Is there a cytube set up?

>watching sequels of surprisingly decent movies
Bad move lad

Yah a canadian lad runs it

cytu be/r/offseasonhoc

based

Cool

/hoc/.com i believe

/hoc/ would be a good band like motley crue and /cric/ would be a shitty fag band like the beattles

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motley crue sucks ass

Does having multiple wives count as being LGBTQQWWQ+++? If so then I support Taylor Swift's new video.

Thanks user :3
t. Tay

Supression style attractor magnet wins again. If you've bet on me won. Soon, darling, will we only meet again trust. Springboard sponge leery of just this, staking a claim to the cosmos. John Trippleskip resounds undoubtedly.
Yep, that's how they get you, he says stupidly. Cram this up your funkytown, mister! None made cents, they were all jobless.

None-to-careful. Direct-to-video. Direct action doesn't make the police go away. Awry faces mistake campodalia for the Duino Twilight. Ruskin was a poofter. This much we know. Melville is a type of mayonnaise. Helman wrote Moby-Di
ck. Co-authored by Colonol Gaddafi. Kingwater post-bakery.

The fact that so many books still name the /cric/ as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" general ever only tells you how far Yea Forums still is from becoming a serious board

Stop talking about my girlfriend

You fucking suck. Say that to my face and I'd glass you

that whore is looking old, time for a replacement

Why do Canadians love butt rock so much?

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cytu dot beoffseasonhoc

get in here fuckerrrrs

Remember when smarties came out with chocolate bars and they had white? Why the fuck didn't M&M make a white chocolate bar? Furious and I'll be letting you all know all off season

I'm already too invested.

were you playing csgo earlier? the server i was playing on had some guy that was obsessed with her.

I'd rather stare at a blank wall, it'd be a better use of time.

than obsessing over taylor swift? couldnt agree more.

Videoganes are for dorks

i miss hockey lads

just farted

Obsessing over Taylor Swift is actually enjoyable though.

I don't really like Taylor Swift. She's not really sexy enough for me. Im a Britney Spears man

being an orbiting cuck is enjoyable for you?

I told you to stop talking about my girlfriend, Sam.

For me? Aubrey Plaza

She's also very sexy. I had a wet dream once I was having a threesome with her and Rashida Jones. Couldn't watch parks and rec for months

Not really no, but I do enjoy obsessing over Taylor Swift.

digts and cric sucks my dick

was always more of a rihanna man tbqh family

kwab

for me, its not obsessing over moderately attractive famous girls i'll never meet

Here's the thing. America's only got 5 moves and he's gonna get them all in

>thornton wants to keep playing for more than one year
i unironically hope he keeps playing for as long as possible, because we all know, he'll never win a cup

>7x7
>career high of 55 points

Is this the contract that guarantees a lockout?

tsn.ca/draftcentre/video/bob-mckenzie-s-final-pre-draft-rankings-show~1708923

what the fuck were the flylels thinking, seriously?

You pay a premium for a former Jet. It's like the reverse of the Oilers.

and the nelson contract looks amazing compared to that

Ya Trouba sure fetched something.

Pionk will be amazing. Just wait.

yeah sure. Pionk sucks

well they fired hextall for trying the patient draft and develop route. obviously fletcher was hired to make some big moves. they dont look very good, but their ownership group didnt seem too happy to just sit around.

every team in the NHL is conspiring together to try and get marner to demand an exorbitant amount of money to fuck the leafs cap

You suck.

Good night /hoc/

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>old man marleau wants to get traded to the sharts

yeah nah you can fuck right off m8. to the khl with you

>Brett Connolly will likely look for 6+ in free agency because of this

What a time to be alive

why would he use a center as a comparable? he would obviously use skinners contract for his negotiations.

literally retarded unless they think cap explodes in the next couple of years

They should bring back unlimited contract length and tie it into cap percentage

And 5 on 5 20 minute overtime

chuck fletcher was the same retard who put the mild in absolute caphell too. dont know why the flylels are surprised by this.

flyers are gonna suuuuck

>David Clarkson has submitted his no-trade list to the Golden Knights, per sources.
wew

watching smackdown lads

ty bb

holy fuck the flyers are retarded

if carter hart busts shit will be legendary

I'm booooored

So which team will eat the Backes contract for the sake of "veteranosity" and "grit"?

Wanna play vidya gaymes?

youtube.com/watch?v=V54CEElTF_U
Here you go.

panthers get big guy 2.0 to take em to the ploffs post Bjugstad

Lose weight

>Players have like 11% of their contract held in escrow with only pays if certain revenue thresholds are met by the league
Actually, it's 15%. The first couple of seasons had them getting back over 10%, so it wasn't too bad of a deal. The past two or three seasons though? They were lucky to get a 5% return, if anything at all.

youtube.com/watch?v=jYa1eI1hpDE
Actually, watch this instead.

>fucking thunderstorm might make my internet and/or power go out
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>And then when they sign the new tv deals, jews will win.
ftfy

why does your op image has a retarded Uruguay sun?

speak now era taylor was the best
sparks fly is my JAM
best tay tay song ever though, is obviously, all too well.

Fuck off fag

>U r gay
lmao

>a canadian calling me a fag
well tha's new

I just hope the rest of "Lover" is better than the two garbage singles.

this It's like when the Leafs management thought it was a brilliant idea to trade Tuukka Rask for Andrew Raycroft. It wasn't. But I guess Philly is now in "win now mode", despite them having absolutely nobody in net.

come watch hockey clips over at cytube

what an unfortunately named country

>tuuk4 r4sk
yeah I'm thinking it was a good trade

what an unfortunately nation if you ask me

morning

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huomenta

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lolwut? Are you seriously implying that Andrew "THA-RAY-ZERRRRR" Raycroft was an improvement?

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t. poopa rashk

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wait why the fuck am i posting in hoc
whta the fuck is that image

just fucking kill yourself

woooah hey now cowboy cool it ya hear

he's not a real cowboy

hockey?

hoggey over at cytube :)

>tfw my computer is shit
>tfw just want to play franchise hockey manager 5
>not enough RAM to run it smoothly
>bu more RAM
>install it
>just listed as "hardware reserved" instead of available memory
fug

What's the best hoc manager rn? I've played Eastside and it was pretty gud

even if he turns out to be good/great it won't matter, they won't be able to afford to keep him

youtube.com/watch?v=D9ioyEvdggk

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kakko and jacko wouldnt have even been old enough to experience nhl vidya games before they went to total shit

yotes

real....

>rags

Nuckies

Apparently it's Eastside. Lots of people complaining about bugs galore in fhm. Plus, the fact only 80-ish people have reviewed it on steam, yeah I'd avoid that tire fire.

real pookcific hours

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Real Pacific Hours

grim

>23:59:59
>00:00:01

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Shant POOK an early POOK post

IT’S NHL AWARDS DAY

PRESS S TO GIVE PETTERSSON THE CALDER

my nuckies :)

So who's gonna get it?

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Probably da Bins. The 16 year old that plays on Vancouver had quite the season. While the kissless crater faced virgin on Barfalo, well, he found a way to put up with their bullshit. But a rookie goalie winning the Stan lee, it's got to be da Bins. Sure he's 9 years older than Petason, but Saint Louiieee wouldn't have won without him.

watching beavis and butthead lads

Calder is a regular season trophy.

Thinking about bed time to be hon

awards are voted at the end of the regular season, so playoffs don't come into play

fuck, you guys are right. Whiskey is good tonight. Thanks for the correct. Still, da Binns. Sain' Louieeee wouldn't have even made it without him. I mean fuck, age doesn't even matter anymore. Didn't Panarin win it when he was like 25 or something?

IN HERE, WE POUR WHISKEY

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it's only week 1 of no hockey lads...

107 days

fugg

shall being going to prospect scrimmages. hockey next week lads.

rph

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What's up /hoc/?

based
cringe

watchin hockey stuff and movies n shit

just sweating balls, how are you croatia.

can we discuss rags

just started playing pulp fiction if any of you nigs are interested

kaapo kakko

dang it bobby

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

my cum smells lads

sure lad, you start.

>rags

Cool, can you link me up with some kino hockey clips?
Drinking morning coffee at comfy 23 °C (that's like 70 °F)
It's fucking boring without sport, lads.
How are Islanders doing btw, I used to pick them in an old NHL 2004 game or something, they're my favorite team

check out the cytube stream

unfortunately this is the resident islanders user here

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islels will be about the same as last season it seems

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

youtube.com/watch?v=U8ulMdFU92k
here lad

holy fuck is that another whiskey ginger lad i'm seeing

whiskey ginger has been a goto for me for a few years now. shit's tasty

hockey

is

reddit

>N

>I

>G

>literally driven to tears
grim

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I knew it

gonna make some potato pancakes

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good morning /hoc/
youtube.com/watch?v=ppSPsvO19dU

good morning

Lmao, is that a /pol/ meet-up?
Amazing, fuck Tavares and the laffs
Hockey crowd sounds like THAT? Based

>page 4
Is this the end of /hoc/ as we know it?

miracle is kino

big black coffee

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laine is playing fortnite RIGHT NOW

Typical offseason hockey...

Who do you want to win the cup next? I'd love another round of gloria for my STL blues boys, but it would be honorable if we let another member of the losers club get their own cup as well.

Imagine losing to the >shorks in the first round.

Columbus is signing panarin to a 10 mil a year deal for 10 years

Imagine getting swept by an 8th seed who’s never won a playoff series after having won 62 games in the regular season and being up 3-0 is the first period of game 1

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Yikes
Imagine him actually playing hockey ever again
Couldn’t do it
Probably the biggest bust of all time

>ed is up and seething
glad all is right within /hoc/ lads

who is ed

>lost to Wayne Gretzky Oilers dynasty in the 80's
>lost to Flames when it wasn't the Oilers
>lost in a sweep in 2015
>lost to 2018 VGK
>lost to 2019 SC champs STL
2020 o-our year

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He’s the guy who pisses in the sink

Might write rags on my dick and post a pic if and when rags draft kaapo kakko desu

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Helsinki Hurricanes

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Ted here
Measured my cock last night
6 inch girth
6 inches long

>biggest bust of all time
Mother Fuckers act like they forgot about nail

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Nail actually has done something
Pulju got dropped to 4th after a real player was taken

what has he done

Play in the playoffs

when in khl?

Yes

lol real success

More than pulju

Someone tell me the Hayes contract is actually Not Shit so I don't day drink again today

age 21 vs 25 give pulju time i bet he can get some khl play off experience too lol

its shit

oh

>2016 MacKinnon 6.3m
>2016 Scheifele 6.125m
>2016 Barkov 5.9m

based humble barkie

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2 tone malone

That’s just a shadow lad

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>ted is as wide as he is tall
stupid fat hill billy

this post reeks of jealousy

thinking about having a wank

>mfw that swede finally finds out who this retard is and sends everything to his family members

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huomenta /hoc/

god morgon min vän

I weighed 300lbs 3 weeks ago
Gone to the gym every day of the week and have lost 30 lbs

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wtf that isn't finnish

keep up the good work ted

please

Wow this is unbelievable
The left is before being a bluejackets fan
The right is after

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Imagine paying poochene 9.5 mil aav

Imagine not paying him

>oilels

imagine paying marner same as matthews

imagine living in toronto

Roope Kakko desu

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that loose skin around his abs is disgusting

its pretty nice la, you should try it

question: when a small market team beats a big market team like the bruins in the championship, does it lessen the value because most people are t alking about the bruins losing instead of them winning?

lovely

it increases the value since we can congratulate the small market winner while also having the opportunity to insult a community like bawston

I mean for the actual fans of the team that won

poo louis has fans???

i unironically dont know

Just got my pucks overnights from USA

Freezing some water now

>he didnt purchase superior inglasco pucks
next you are going to tell me you didnt even wash em yet

HAHA UR GAY

Brocific fans are the most casual out of all hockey fans. They don't even cry when they lose

>They don't even cry when they lose
riots are a display of passion

Not to mention their only original 6 team in the division is the sharks lol

1 riot from the whole division and it came from the hippie city with lots of chinese people. The division should be relegated to the AHL

vegass is still weeping from their first round exit

>1993
Eat my ass you pathetic Canada fucks

N I N E T E E N S I X T Y S I X

I think they were more smug than sad that they made it to the SCF. They'll all move on to football when the Raiders move in

United Kingdom? more like Poonited Fagdom

>wake up
>/hoc/ talking about the knights again

Кaнaдcкo-aмepикaнcкий хoккeиcт Tи Джeй Гaльяpди, кoтopый в 2017 гoдy выcтyпaл в КХЛ зa "Heфтeхимик" из Hижнeкaмcкa, пoдeлилcя cвoими впeчaтлeниями oт пpeбывaния в Poccии. Oб этoм Гaльяpди paccкaзaл в пoдкacтe Spittin' Chiclets. "Hижнeкaмcк - этo гopoд, o кoтopoм никтo никoгдa нe cлышaл. Oднa из тpeх caмых бoльших дыp в КХЛ. Ho тaм плaтили бoльшe вceх, были cyмacшeдшиe бoнycы зa пoбeды и oчки. Oкaзaлocь, чтo этo caмaя бoльшaя зaдницa миpa, в кoтopoй я кoгдa-либo был. Bce нa pyccкoм, тpeнep гoвopит нa pyccкoм, зaнятия тoжe нa pyccкoм. Чyвcтвyeшь ceбя зoмби", - cкaзaл Гaльяpди. Читaйтe тaкжe"Пocлe coбытий в Кpымy": извecтный вpaтapь c poccийcким пacпopтoм oбъяcнил, пoчeмy выбpaл для жизни Укpaинy Хoккeиcт тaкжe paccкaзaл o тoм, чтo клyбныe вpaчи зaнecли eмy инфeкцию в бeдpo: "B гopoдe yжacнaя бoльницa, тaм кaк в 1940-х. Идy к гeнepaльнoмy мeнeджepy. Oн гoвopит: "Или пpoхoди oбcлeдoвaниe здecь, или eдь в Mocквy, нo зa cвoй cчeт". Я yeхaл. Oкaзaлocь, чтo чepeз yкoл мнe зaнecли в бeдpo cильнyю инфeкцию. Пpишлocь пpoйти кypc aнтибиoтикoв".

it just keeps going like this btw

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>liane “spring fever” larochelle
what did the leaf mean by this?

Niggers

Friendly reminder that the Canucks are the most successful canadian franchise of the 21st century

Can you believe that a 62 win team got swept in the first round
KEK

Just took a big fat steamy canada. This thing will never ever win a cup.

Just woke up from a coma
Tampa was up 3-0, they went 16-0 right?

Legit question: how awkward will the tampa players be receiving awards today? I bet your ass john cooper has to be sweating bullets still

That division isn’t as lopsided as the Atlantic still

post yfw marner gets traded on friday for a second round pick and brad richardson

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Future Seattle Dilaters Center, Kevin Hayes

Bulju boutta get traded at draft

t. knower

To kitties I hope

he better land right into my arms

Post yfw Columbus trades a 32 year old AHL lifer for bulju who scores 25 goals on the 3rd line with texier and Bjorkstrand

Seeing several people hinting to Marner potentially being traded on Friday
What the hell

This guy sits next to you in public transit and calls your favorite prospect a bust. What do?

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thats bullshit user because I despise /pol/

>living in fear of /pol/
imagine being this fragile

the toll that a life of degeneracy takes on you

i'm sorry /pol/ is everywhere and tries to create a garbage superiority complex

Don’t be sorry just kill your self you weak faggot

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>tfw might not re-sign the people that >we were absolutely supposed to re-sign
getting slightly nervous, lads

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phoneposters have no rights

>muh secret club battle station

yes I too defend low quality posting from phones

>high quality posting
>/hoc/
>offseason /hoc/

/meta/ discussion is a cancer

based marner wants like 12 million dollars and will destroy the laffs

"why yes I am a tampa bay lightning fan, how could you tell?"

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anime Tampa poster

>3-0
>4-0
HAHHAHAHAHAH

They should be more concerned about their defense.

too bad top 4 pairing dman do not exist in free agency

They can bring back Phaneuf to play 6

also because they trades sean durzi for muzzin lol

Imagine literally being a homosexual

>#NHLDucks are in the process of finalizing paperwork to buy out Corey Perry this morning. Perry is not expected to be placed on waivers, by virtue of his no-move clause. Big name for the #FreeAgentFrenzy list. #TSN

I bet the Canucks will be in on that

>Discussions continue between the NHL and NHLPA on next season's payroll range. It sounds like the 2019-20 salary cap and salary floor may not be finalized until Saturday.

>Of course, NHL teams were provided the potential cap range at the board of governors meeting in December. The board meets again today in Vegas and there's a GMs meeting tomorrow in Vancouver, so it's not being kept secret.

>Front offices are bracing for a cap under $82M.

>We'll soon see where things end up. The rough estimate provided by Gary Bettman at the December BOG was $83M.

Certain contracts could potentially sting even more than initially thought, if the cap is settled below expectations

Top defensive pairs in hockey
1. Jones-werenski

>spending currency and wasting cap space on Corey Perry in the Year of Our Risen Lord Jesus of Nazareth MMXIX

there is no way this happens

I really want to see Dubas over pay via trade for some perceived fourth right hand D and laugh at him as he tries to justify it with stats.

I want to see a team of Lucic, Perry, Erickson, Beagle, Myers, and Schaller. Fucking depth in that room. Our year!!!

surely there is some more washed up 30 year olds that benning was work his gypsy magic on

Both Bob McKenzie and Frank Seravalli is reporting on it
It is definitly happening

What would they need to move to get Lucic?
:thinking:

Kek is this real

Draft picks

The off-season was a mistake

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that is a ton of money to blow for $6 mil in cap space
ducks arent even close to being contenders

It truely is

twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/1141369636404883456

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Oilers do a good job with those

Zaitsev and Gardiner. Also get desperate with Edler's hard ball tactics and give him six per year and term.

I can't remember the last time the UFA pool was so large yet so mediocre

6 million of free cap space is a fair bit, probably wanting that to be able to build the team up, slowly again
It is a fuckton of money for something that probably could've waited, he has 2 yrs left on his contract

so corey perry is now ded pretty much

There's truely a lot of depth to it though

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thats mediocre beyond belief

based

methot to vegas

Well yes, I guess so
There's a few fairly big names though, like Bob, Duchene, Panarin, Pavelski
Noteably Zuccarello, Johansson and Nyquist too

Reckon Thornton will re-sign with the Sharks

spezza returning to the SNES will be legendary and he will lead us to a cup

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pan bread is the only name on that list worth pursuing

panarin duchene dzingel and johansson are big desu, same for zuccarello

methot is worth glass 1 for 1

Is July 1st gonna be good this year? I have a feeling we might see some big moves

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ABSOLUTE BULL

>knights fans actually believe this

2nd part of the top 50 UFAs
Agree

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>6'1 vs 5'10 vs 5'11

reminder the 2nd round pick for montreal from vegas will be a super star also

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AFTER THE NIGGERS ARE DEAD
USED TO BE SO LOUD
NOW ITS QUIET AS HELLLL

>Ducks only had 4-6 teams to work with trade-wise as per Perry’s list - he had a full no-move. Anaheim couldn’t find a trade partner so buyout it is.

Honestly believe this Free Angecy window will be very interesting to follow
Can't wait for this weekend either, the potential trades at the draft!

Does anyone jerk off like a man

>cozens is from the yukon
dare I say, is he based?

I want to cum on someone’s face
Please

Vegas might be more retarded than I initially thought

let me call jiri tlusty

print out a picture of your favourite hockey superstar and pay tribute

[spoiler]then post results[/spoiler]

Can I call you Janice

The Golden Knights are seriously challenged on their cap situation too
They're, currently, the only team that is capped
They literally have 0 USD left in the cap, and they have a fair share of RFA/UFA's coming up
Namely Karlsson, Bellemare, Nosek, Engelland and Malcolm Subban

Can’t
My ip is blocked from posting pictures and my WiFi is perma banned

knights really should draft spencer knight. They need goaltending for the future

>vegass's window slams shut after being open for a single season
cant make this shit up

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God I’m pumped to see panarin resign with Columbus
It will be the biggest fuck you to /hoc/ ever

he wont

I mean he would have already had a deal ready to go before July first if he was going to sign with anyone else

PERRY BOUGHT OUT

time for him to come home on a league minimum to my laffies

i need more WEBMS

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Why the fuck would vegas re-sign any of those guys?

They will need a replacement for Marner

because karlsson is a key offensive piece, bellemare and nosek are depth parts, engellend is a good d-man still even when old, and subban is a meh backup. you need depth regardless, especially when the cap is strangling you vegas

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Hank was a bit of a baby this season

lundqvist is such an over-dramatic mongoloid sometimes

>karlsson
Will regress even more this year
>bellemare
meh
>nosek
I could see him getting re-signed
>engellend
Will probably retire
>subban
meh

>ristolainen to canucks
Please make this happen Jim you fucking boomer

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hank just accept that you lost your job to some bulgarian guy

i agree, but losing them can hurt regardless. the knights are in a need of help fixing their team's depth also with guys like stone and fleury taking big contracts

muh fucking dick is this true

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How does this not piss off your teammates? It's just awful.

Hank also is pretty much in his end.

>Quite a statement from Bob Murray, via Ducks
Said the Corey Perry buyout was one of the 'most difficult decisions I've had to make in my 44 years in the NHL'

Gonna be a tough year for knights, especially with the pacific getting better. Probably still get a wc spot though.

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the kid brought the only championship the cucks will ever have

To be fair the defense was absolutely dire and he was hung out to dry 10 times a game. But he should man up and just yell at them rather than do this passive aggressive temper tantrum. Like control your body language bud you are suppossed to be the veteran leader.

post more webms of Hank getting BTFO'd please

I knew two guys who lived together and they bought kittens when the Ducks won the cup, and named them Perry and Penner.

Based

>Swedish hockey
youtube.com/watch?v=1PcxMGfA_wU

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The problem is that has been forced to be the #1 defenseman since entering the league. Can Vancouver shelter him a bit?

the canucks, flames, yotes, sharks and even the oilers (implying) should compete for the pacific. vegas needs anything they can grab in this changing division also

>knowing gays

>actually believing this
ever heard of Niedermayer

It's shame Yea Forums didn't exist yet at that time. Can you fucking imagine the shitposting?

stacked team, shit market

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i wish alfie had hit neidermeyer in the face with that puck

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Ironic considering #12 on Japan plays in Swedens' womens league

Renting a 2 bedroom apartment with your best bro wasnt gay in 2007

nucks aren't ready to be good yet
flames will compete
yotes will be shit in the first half of the season and try to turn it around too late in the second half like they always seem to do
sharks will compete
oilers will probably get better

t. american pro scout

Sleep tigh disky

Based Andy Mcdonald the best player no one remembers

tommy salo
>tommy salo
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was Ruslan Salei on that Belarus team? he was based

Imagine sucking a oc cocks

not suggesting perry did it alone by any means

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>w*mens hockey

What would have been the greatest shitposting games that existed before Yea Forums?

>sweden losing to belarus in olympics
>sweden comeback against finland from 1-5 to 6-5

Imagine literally being a faggot
Imagine being so gay that you get made fun of so you cry on the internet

93574515
>me so funny

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>Mark Hartigan
This guy won back to back cups with the Ducks then Redwings, and didnt get his name on it either time.

just woke up

Mornin bud

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...

>we don't care when we lose

devlels sweeping the wongs in 1995 would be a top shitposting experience

>36
>94 poäng
ELITE

These guys are living legends in my country

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>62 wins

>with andy mcdonald and kunitz
he was quite a good 36 year old forward i say

Buffalo Sabres legend Ryan O'Reily

Wish these webms weren't such poor quality.

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>imblying I care even if we win

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where's the latvians and the one ukranian guy

butt fucking in the outhouse

how did this series go 7 again?

Both teams were shit

>teams are shit if they go to 7 in the 2nd round

Fuck Sweden, Finland is my favorite posters on /hoc/

Yes the predators are a bad team.

Imagine Perry on the Bruins with Marchand, if the price was cheap enough I'd be OK with that

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perry is old man. wanting him is really stupid

remember when perry won the hart HAHAHAHA

I hate you guys so much I hope you all die

pandaren is literally the only good UFA so he's probably going to be overpaid

it's like a real life zombie

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well you'll get your wish because indeed everybody will eventually die

Not sure what some of these webms are just based off of the title.

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Duchene

Other than that ya it's all 30+ year old shitters

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NHL 20 news tonight lads.

Who is going to be on the cover?
Taking bets.

My guess is MacKinnon
Rumour going around saying they've dropped Ignite and switched to Frostbite like FIFA did.

drank too much coffee lads

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Ray Sherro going ham

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I miss winter

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had to spend all of yesterday, last night, and this morning in the hospital cuz I practically cut a massive chunk of my foot (big toe and the 2nd one) off, nearly sliced my big toe in half, sliced up all the tendons, cut/snapped my bone in half in two places, and have tons of nerve damage. Thank you for reading my blog
hockey netminder

holy kino

lmao at that filename

Proper PPE is essential in the work place.
You were probably doing something dumb.

kakko

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you should just amputate the whole thing and get a prosthetic foot, they're very advanced now. you could even change it to a peg leg for halloween

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Can’t stop sneezing lads

They might do Mathew Barzal after the season he had with the Islanders after the team lost their top player. Plus they haven't had a NY Islander on the cover ever

Bless you desu

Thanks m8

Barzal would be really nice to see, but it should be mackinnon

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it was a combo of pure stupidity and shit happens. Steel toed boots probably wouldnt have done much sadly, i got my foot caught in a mower blade and it sliced it from the bottom up, total freak thing. It was a pretty decent golf course job for the summer while it lasted i guess

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steel toed boots would have saved your foot 100%
you were a dummy and wearing sneakers im sure

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whats it like playing pond hockey? Is it really as comfy as it looks?
t. never lived anywhere that the ponds freeze for long enough to play

it'd be cool to see a goalie. they haven't had a goalie on the cover since brodeur in chel 14

Its great fun you should try it sometime

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new

*tap tap tap*
umm helloo... new thread please....

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The ice is rough and shit

Almost fell in and died once desu

TFW we're all sunbelt now