Be defender

>be defender
>see this coming
What do?

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Do you want the truth, or you want something amusing?

Throw a burger to distract him, and then proceed to dispossess him.

Both, please

Fucking do him right in his dodgy knees.

>Prepare to tackle him
>anxiety building
>knees weak
>arms are heavy
>their is sweat on my sweater already
>ronaldo's legs turn to spaghetti
>on the surface ronaldo doesn't look calm and ready
>he opens his mouth and a scream comes out
>it's over now
>clocks run out
>ronaldo is broken now

In truth, as a fullback I will answer as a fullback: jockey him to the sideline, trust my inside back to help if he cuts in, make him go to the byline if he wants to cross and close his space. Also constantly niggle him and try to get away with stepping on his foot at corners.

Amusement answer: break his jaw with an elbow, I get red carded but he can't play anymore.

>Amusement answer: break his jaw with an elbow, I get red carded but he can't play anymore.
I kek'd

based fucking roy keane

>be ronaldo
>see this coming
what do?

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In seriousness he is going to either beat me, pass, or shoot. It's better if he passes, or makes an ambitious shot. I do not want him to beat me so I'm staying off him but allowing him to move wide and closer to byline so his option to shoot or pass is limited, if he wants to cross I will make that as pressured as possible.
It's really damage limitation. I'm serious about the niggle too, nobody plays better if they're angry, upset, frustrated, or thinks you are crazy and want to hurt them unironically.

Utter his trigger word right in front of him.

"Nike"

the ol' career ender

unzips dick

Maldini pocketed him once or twice

>their

> *le pone la trava*

Win a red card and get him out of the game.

no >

Who wins?

One of the best brazilian player in the history vs A simple culebrinha

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