USMNT vs Guyana Thread 1

>all those teams with "&" in their name
The USA's biggest weakness

5-0 win for USA, hattrick for zardes off the bench, bradley to be "pivotal" and thereafter undroppable

At least they're not domestic

I dont remember giving you permission to post my girlfriend

>both Marsh-Browns and Duke-McKenna born in england
really makes you think

will basic fox be hosting this game or do I have to stream

>only three of guyana's squad were actually born in guyana
Absolute state of that country

Univision should have it

>Peachtree City MOBA
finally, the football/e-sports crossover the market has been waiting for

>shittsburgh riverhounds
based

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Whats our lineup

garbage + pulisic

That's the club they play for, not where they were born

All those lower/non league English teams are MLS tier, this might be an interesting game

I checked their Wikipedia pages, only three with their own pages were born in Guyana

9 Marketing League Soiboys + McKennie + Pulisic

Am I missing something here? It just says where they play

Any random white boys?

if mls failstars can't destroy guyana then we should just give up on soccer altogether. channel the resources towards something more important, like skeeball. because this is getting fucking embarrassing.

>white boys
>guyana
one of my buddies is from guyana. his older brother HATES whitey with a burning passion. i think there's some pajeets there, but whitey is rare.

put the money into our gals since they at least try and start our best players

>this could have been our team without (((SUMafia)))) interference for MLS

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who the hell is novakovich

>novakovich
>horvath
No thanks. Also, Brooks and Yedlin are hurt, otherwise they'd be starting. And Johnson is retired or something.

For me, it's Walking Boyz Company

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shit opinion

Why do we have to call in memelels players? Do we not have 11 fucks in Europe?

we have well over 25 kids in europe

MLS controls US soccer

Novakovich is questionable but he did okay for a team battling relegation in the eredivisie and not getting service. Horvath otoh is far better than Shitffen
youtube.com/watch?v=9U8n6s5-gmg
youtube.com/watch?v=_GTOFod_mGU
youtube.com/watch?v=9i5Ze2LeyJs
Dude was a baller in the champions league for his team.

No u

Give Guyana your strength
\o/

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I still cant believe that Man City bought Steffen. Nowhere near as good as he's hyped up to be. He's going to shrink from the starting job at Freiburg and return in less than a season like that cuck Bill Hamid.

That is true. I wonder when MlelS shills will understand that the Amercanization of Soccer is the reason we are fucking garbage

>pic is related to me and how I feel being an American Soccer fan

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Bout to be the biggest massacre to happen to Guyana since Jonestown.

>but,but.. muh little sawker

>that save on Griezmann's shot
Dayum

us soccer needs to hit rock bottom so the execs and moneymen stop pushing this mls nonsense. there is no excuse for us soccer ranking 30th. none. mls is just sucking up the money with their pyramid scheme.
money pouring into the program since 1996 yet still irrelevant. mls social media shills hate this post.

USA should be beating Guyana 10-0, but a small part of me still holds hope for a juicy 2-2

>us soccer needs to hit rock bottom
Is failing to qualify not rock bottom?

that's just the team's wikipedia page. if you go there you can click on the players' names to visit their pages

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where the fuck is the the fuck is our german left back, did he get exiled from the team or something

We literally failed to qualify from the easiest region in fifa and what happened afterwards? US Soccer hired the right hand man of the last president who fucked everything up, waited a year to hire an mls coach and now would rather waste their time doing nothing, shilling for mls and trying to get the casuals hype with mls all star instagram posts (Check out Zardes first touch! Look at Arriola and Bradley take a stroll at a park! Look at Omar Gonzalez take the first pitch at a baseball game!)

US Soccer stopped giving a shit about improving anything after they fired Klinsmann because they realized that as long as they make money, it doesn't matter how shit the national team or mls are.

God this line-up blows

JUST

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>no goalkeeper change
NO

>the future is us
lol

Zardes and Ream lol

the mexican guys in this panama/T&T match are mentioning team USA for some reason

The absolute state of that backline and midfield. Oh boy, I cant wait to see that hairlet Badley do nothing and "protect the backline" as smokeweedeveryday nogs run us out

Brooks, Yedlin, Horvath, Holmes, and Adams are all hurt.
>Sargent
This was dumb. He shouldn't be an automatic call-up, but I wish Berhalter had just gambled on bringing him along even if we did lose a winger.
>Novakovich
Interesting player, but I really hope he gets a shot at Reading next season. It's pretty hard to judge how good he is playing for a bad team in a league where the bad teams have MLS-tier or worse defending.
>Green
Simultaneously both part of the le 2x year old prospect meme and underrated
>Weah
Asked to be with the U-20s. Would be a starting winger otherwise.
>Amon
Has some talent but no brain to use it with. Needs some more time to develop.
>Morales
Not bad but doesn't fill any particular niche for the squad and is 29 with only 13 call-ups under 3 coaches, including Klinsmann. Canouse would make more sense than him, honestly.
>Carter-Vickers
O.K. but can't play with Miazga or Brooks because he's slow as shit and can't pass
>Johnson
Unofficially retired. Berhalter talked to him about coming back, but nothing came of it.
>Chandler
Also unofficially retired, but, unlike Johnson, he's both a douche and shit.
>Robinson
I disagree with leaving him off, but he's been poor in all of his recent games for the NT, so it's understandable why he wasn't brought along.

looks like a fucking acc soccer team
upsilon sigma alpha

at least pulisic is on

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In case you haven't realized it, mexican announcers are paid to shill for mls as well.

My Little Sawker follows the Americanization of Sports.

While that works for sports like the NBA, and the NFL and MLB, what with the drafts and college system while cock sucking the NCAA, this doesn't work for Soccer. This is aside the Relegation thing. We can easily have a league with thirty teams due to our vast size, so that isn't too much of an issue, rather the fact that we have a draft system, we use the NCAA still. You can't just pick up soccer from high school, go to college and then get drafted. It doesn't work like that. You won't develop properly.

It's what the MlelS shills don't seem to understand.

If teams in the MlelS had their academies like Europe does, then the league could legit be up there with at least, at the very least, either Belgium or maybe even Britbong Championship tier right now. Look at Qatar at Copa America, they literally brought in a Spaniard to get their shit together

The academies have gotten much better but the problem is that the talented kids don't stay and mls decides they'd rather market shit mls Americans instead.

>5-4-1
LMAO

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>Lima and Ream as your fullbacks
>Micuck Fagley and Areola in the midfield
There is literally zero pace in the back and the midfield. Bercuckler is going to play a high press with his shitty wannabe Guardiola inverted fullback tactics and get exposed on the counter.

Failing to qualify for the Gold Cup would be rock bottom, or being relegated in the CONCACAF Nations League.

>Ream
>Areola
>Long
Also,
>Lima
but he's like the fourth string fullback, so it's not like they would start him normally.

>7 MLS players in Starting XI

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That can't be real. There's no need to have that many fucking useless defenders against the mighty Guyana. This is fucking retarded

I hate Ariolla so much bros

Someone find and post the Guyana lineup please

>Ream as a left back
Berhalter is a fucking retard

Is this a joke? It's Guyana not Brazil

Here you go
Bench: Layne, Daniel, Cox, Holder, Schultz, Wilson, Ondaan, Dude-McKenna, Roberts, Jeffrey

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But user, MLS REEEEEEE SUM REEEEEEEEEEE

Okay, this is epic

>Welshman
>obviously not Welsh

That's not the actual formation, it will update

You tired of watching dykeball, doyle?

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Bench: Omar González, Wil Trapp, Jordan Morris, Sean Johnson, Reggie Cannon, Roldan, Daniel Lovitz, Jozy Altidore, Jonathan Lewis, Matt Miazga, Djorjde Mihailovic, Tyler Miller

tired of watching us players actually score goals instead of backpassing and losing posession?

DYLAN-DYLAN
DYLAN-DYLAN-DYLAN-DYLAN
DYLAN-DYLAN-DYLAN-DYLAN

That's obviously wrong. It's going to be
Steffen
Zimmerman, Long, Ream
Lima, Bradley
Boyd, McKennie, Pulisic, Arriola
Zardes

6

USA might actually lost this lol

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Anyone here rooting against USA so that Berhalter gets fired?

>Peachtree City MOBA
kek today I learned the southside of the Atlanta metro has a USL 2 team, based

thank you
FIRE

>5 defenders against Guyana
Dark times ahead for our ninja turtles under this fuckwit.

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I dont care, I believe we will win

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WHY IS BRADLEY STILL PLAYING REEEEEEEEEE

I'm sure they have. Thats the biggest thing though is the NCAA and College player cock sucking. We can't move forward with using College Players who started playing in High School, they are going to get wasted by basic players who've been playing since they were 3.

Most players with talent leave for Europe. How do we keep kids with some sort of talent here though? Have they gotten rid of Pay to Play yet?

>bradshit

we really are the bimbo of the world, aren't we

This is basically MLS vs Lower League England XI

how many own goals will there be

Lol what's up with this defensive formation
Are americans scared of Guyana? I

U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A

Anyone else here want to see the US lose so that they can fire this retarded coach and replace Berhalter? Preferably with someone who has an IQ thats not in the double digits?

Which Marsh-Brown is that?

>Five dollar footlongs
Fuck, I miss five dollar footlongs

>Are americans scared of Guyana
an all-inclusive beach resort employee team kept us from the world cup.

Horvath is way better than Steffen who is a meme.

Novakovich has been the most productive striker this year and is an upgrade over Zardes and Morris

Keanu

I gave your mom a five dollar footlong

how did you get to canada, jared? you're supposed to be in prison.

the shit I took in the toilet this morning is more productive than morris

>CCV can't pass.
>rated one of the best passing CB's in the championship last season.
Based retard

trips of productive bowel movements

>best passing CB's in the championship
is that supposed to be impressive

It's a 4-1-4-1

Actually kind of a good lineup

US should get 6. Don't think Guyana will score.

You're not only casual, but stupid.

Is Guyana English-speaking?

>michael bradley has been, and continues being paid to play football
Amazing. Absolutely amazing.

>Actually kind of a good lineup

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>fox will show TMZ instead of the gold cup

FUCK you, garber

>bald fraud is the captain
how does this keep happening

Yes

Steffen
Lima - Zimmerman - Long - Ream (lol)
Bradley (C)
Boyd - Pulisic - McKennie - Arriola
Zardes

I forgot to include my
>don't quote his passing percentage at me because A. He's played fewer minutes in the Championship than his competitors, so that skews his statistics, and B. If you actually watched his games, which I did because I was interested in him, his passes are either very short or back. He has the worst passing range of our CBs, except maybe Long. He's just a bruiser.
clause that I usually include when talking about him.

Name a better one, all of the boys are out there

He - and Joshit "1 goal in two season at Sunderland - Chimptidore are in the top 10 of biggest wages in MLS. If you wonder why they keep popping up in the national team, it's because MLS needs to keep shilling them to justify their enormous wage bills.

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this team fucking sucks

WTF

All the shit ones paid by mls to market the league are in there, yes.

>all the boys
That's the problem. We need the ROAST

Fucking MLS mafia using voodoo curses to injury everyboy

>All of the boys
>Majority MLS Players

Based retard

>d-dont i-include his club stats! Its fake!
I bet you think Trapp is a better passer as well. Neck yourself.

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Why does greg insist on using a natural cb as a rb?

>Micuck Fagley is the second highest paid player in all of MLS
Jesus fucking christ, what is wrong with Garber?

where is my hapa wood?

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*Lb

Only in CONCACAF will you see Reading players play along side Walking Boyz Company players

I believe wood is injured. I think someone else can confirm though

Bradlel and altishit are stealing a living

*America is white*

I said good lineup not roster you fucking retards

He's a tweener. Probably best as an outside CB in a 3/5-man back line

Wood is a bundesliga benchwarmer at best but I'd still prefer him over zardes desu

>3 black guys
>le americans arent white meme

I'm not saying the stats are fake, just that they don't tell the whole story. Did you miss the part where I said that I've actually watched his games?
And I don't even like Trapp, but, yes, he's a better passer. Doesn't have any relevance though, considering they play different positions.

That lineup is actually whiter than it should be.

unironically less black than our team

>The club play at the Essed Stadion with a capacity of 3,500 spectators, which is also the National Stadium and is shared with several clubs.
Sounds comfy

4-3-3 according to univision

Foe me, it's the Walking Boyz Company

>unironically playing in formation
I seriously hope your team doesn't do this, bro

>claim is that he can't pass.
>stats show that he can pass.
Also doing it in a better league than MLS.
>he's played fewer minutes
And? It's just as easy to have really shit stats with few minutes. It doesn't really skew anything. He's unironically our 3rd best CB behind Brooks and Miazga. He'd be #2 if Gregg had him for the gold cup

>boomers used to enjoy a plucky group of underachievers who punched above their weight
>zoomers seethe nonstop as their shitty team underachieves, and they turn to conspiracy theories that deify literal youth players and danny williams to explain the shortcomings

really tough turn of events desu, but the new crop of fans deserve all the pain. absolutely disgusting.

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>Boyd
Is he the guy you poached from New Zealand?

Chelsea dont even have a manager right now. He'll be fine even if USA reaches the final

dat hype video was lit yo

the fact that zardes even has a career i find very disturbing

b-b-b-b-b-but he scored a meme goal against ecuador

A is correct but you are under the assumption that his teammates will still be the same in 3 years

He must have dirt on the USSF President.

>Yedlin
Quite literally one of, if not THE worst PL defender this past season. Imagine being dropped as a defender at fucking Newcastle, now realize that Yedlin doesn't have to imagine it. He lived it.

>this guzan footage

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if i were pulisic i wouldn't be wasting my time on this bullshit

>it's a competitive competition
joe patrick200 steamrollin cazzies

Pulisic can't carry these shit players.

>a fucking star of David
Well that seals it folks. The US will lay down and die for Israel once again.

for me its the United States Men's National Team

>boomers used to enjoy a plucky group of underachievers who punched above their weight
yep. it was fun when soccer was like cricket to us.

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We did better back then. Hell, we even beat our southern neighbor in the most important match and made sure to continue their streak of getting knocked out of a World Cup in the Round of 16

>user takes Rorschach test

So are there people in Guyana who care about this match
Literally no one in the US besides these Yea Forums posters know it's happening

usa is so screwed with this coaching staff and organization.

I kinda half hope this tournament is a trainwreck

This whole debate is basically a microcosm of our world today. The truth is in the middle somewhere but you are either a NEVER MLS fag or a guy who watches MLS fag

I doubt there are even people in Guyana.

why?

it's not like it will change anything

or C) Accepting Copa America invitation and playing against good teams instead of Guyana and Tripadvisor

If the World Cup qualification disaster wasn't the wake up nothing ever will be

b-b-b-but our MLS players could get hurt

Not after they drank all the Kool-Aid

TripAdvisor is better than Ireland

>ywn relive 2002 and 2009

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>Literally no one in the US besides these Yea Forums posters know it's happening
it's us and the lawnmowers

>still trying to make Arriola a thing.
Only thing he can do is run around like a headless chicken.

Just saw the lineup and holy shit this team is garbage. Threw in a cheeky 50 dollar bet under 5.5 goals. No way this shit team scores 6 goals. USA wins 3-0, 4-0 at best

his name reminds me of boob's

>>zoomers seethe nonstop as their shitty team underachieves, and they turn to conspiracy theories that deify literal youth players and danny williams to explain the shortcomings
Zoomers are the ones who watch homosexual my little sawker and love creating narratives on how amazing and world class Michael Bradley, Altidore, Arriola, Morris etc. are and to "trust the process". Boomers are the ones who actually watched a competent USMNT a decade ago with Americans playing in Europe but not as superstars giving it their all.

Post Pulsic’s chad brother

god forbid he play in a non-competitive competition

5.5 is the o/u? do the bookies hate money?

that you believe that is part of the problem with US soccer

Does Guyana have a token white guy lel

Lmfao America has more white players than France and England

We gonna win this National Anthem

Guyana's #10 looks like a Mii that didn't load correctly

The calm before the latin storm

>that guyana national anthem
LMAOOOOOOO

Could the US be the whitest team outside of Eastern Europe?

Bullshit, the US anthem sucks hard.

>white

>5.5
lmao where was that being offered?

insane

our fucking anthem is the best in the world

i unironically check up on the sligo rovers from time to time

YALL BETTER BE FUCKING STANDING RN

If you're a real supporter of the USMNT you should be rooting for Guyana tonight and not this shitty USSF/MLS garbage product out on the pitch right now.

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Rapidsfags OUT

Im rooting for puli

Well the US has more white people than those two countries combined

USA USA USA USA

how does make sense to you?

i dunno the old soviet anthem is a real thumper

Yes it is. Plus that worthless sack of shit Bradley is still playing kek

I hope we lose.

Just google imaged him. God damn, kid, open your eyes.

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you now remember florent malouda

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camon guy anna

this does not fookin slip, lads

That's me at this point. A part of me holds some sliver of hope that US Soccer will tell mls to fuck off eventually.

GET OUT

It's shit

Fuck off

I'm actually neither because I've been watching the sport long enough

vamos guyana

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even 2010 and 2014 had fantastic moments. It's these zoomer faggots who have no idea where we came from and how things have changed.

1 minute in and Mckennie already broke Tyler Boyd's nose

done ht U2.5 @even money

CAM ON GUYANA SCORE SUM FAKKIN GOLS

italy, france, russia and portugal beg to differ

Line opened on a 3.5 handicap 4.25 o/u iirc.
The market backed USA handis and overs.

C U R S E D

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>commentator says sold out crowd
>half the stands are empty.

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there have always been MLS players in the team. Boomers are not calling for youth players to rescue the team, and they certainly weren't yearning for the golden age of danny williams

Just saw it on my book, let’s see what happens boys.

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Looks like Lima is playing as a regular old right back, not the autistic meme position

I miss Jermaine Jones bros

jermaine jones with that beauty in 2014
NEVER AGAIN

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based

Passing competent so far.

Pulisic's sister is hot

no ass

You're a retard who is clearly a zoomer. I remember watching the 2006 gold cup. I remember Bocanegra, Cherundolo, Beasley, Friedel, Howard, Dempsey, McBride, and many more Americans in Europe.

a ver

>that deuce goal in the first minute
>the brooks winner
>that basketball set piece that almost worked against belgium

simpler times.

so these guyanese players are actually english?

what did she look like?

Fucking wild to think Julian Green has a WC goal

This team needs Brek Shea

i've been watching longer than you. you didn't manage to name 23 players, retard. there were always mastroenis, ricardo clarkes and bornsteins in the team who made the fans seethe with no realistic alternative. sorry, idiot.

Was actually a nice one too

as a fan who saw Brek Shea play for his team briefly I can categorically tell you that this is not what you need
he was fucking doggo

brian ching would like a word

Yes, Im sure you looking up wikipedia world cup squads makes you knowledgeable. Dumb zoomer.

Most born here but have a grandparent or someone from the island.

N

s-stream?

Guyana used to be an English colony so they speak English. It’s like the other countries in the Caribbean that used to be English colonies

didn't realize wikipedia referenced the 2 years of arguments about bornstein

>doggo
don't slander our best friends

buffstream.com/play/soccer-15.php

R A R E

BASED TENGRI

Every team needs a Brek Shea

>guyana
>island
british education everyone

Only because it's you
buffstream.com

It's looking like a 3-1-4-2 right now

are any else of you nervous

fucka u mongorian

why even have that manlet arriola up there for corners? What's he gonna do?

Going for a smoke dont score too many while I'm gone

MLSoy OUT

Never not

Weston McKinnie has been horrible so far

Michael Bradley aka le backpass man

*falls on ass*

so this is the power of berryball

what about that Green volley

*spray paints grass*

I hate Zardes so much bros

how can we get bill belichick to coach soccer

God we suck

Pulisic is so good

How hard are we gonna embarrass ourselves

Areola shouldn't ever be on the field, t.bh

>Bradlel

>Having trouble stringing basic passes together
>Attempting to play like Guardiola

When are we gonna learn that we are not Guardiola managed team, we are, at best, a britbong long ball passing team?

Zardes is so fucking bad

I'd rather watch us struggle in a combined Americas confederation that have this shit to look forward to. There's just no point.

bradley once again passing to literally nobody

Bradley out

>le do nothing man

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>backpass man ruining the build up
>no first touch man all over the ball
looking terrible so far

The more I watch the MNT the less sure I am that they could beat the WNT

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I wouldn't say beat but with Zardes up front they are capable of going goalless against a u10 AYSO team

PASS IT I'M WIDE OPEN

Bradley is so shit

Red and Yellow who picked these kits this is as bad as NFL color run

lmao who this golden high elf lookin nigga from guyana

kek

Boyd looks pretty good desu

Just saying, Guyana is way way worse than Cuba

Mii

Ignoring a wide open Pulisic lmao

WHY DIDN'T HE PASS FUCK MEEEEE

Oh my fucking god this passing

>Pulishit

Bradley passing the ball when he had a clear shot on goal is too on brand to be real.

Wew, the quality of this isn't very high. I don't even know where Guyana is.

>>Quacks player

oh my

LMAO Zardes's first touch is so heavy he almost accidentally scored

are we going to lose this lads?

>shartes

>le score by accident man

Is this really our A team? We are so fucked

>lima getting dabbed on by that retard
LMAO

>pulidive

>He actually scored by accident

Thank god that it was offside

That's how he gets 90% of his assists

Finally does something right in his life and he's offside, as expected

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I miss Donovan...

>BRADLELELELELELELE

He scored by accident with his brick foot first touch lmao AND its offside

>check venezuela-brazil
>9 mins extra time
Is VAR being used in this tourney

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>bradlel

Where are the MLS zoomer shills.

This is your doing. You wanted this. You believed this was a better idea. Thanks, because of you we are having difficulties against a literal amateur team.

>Bradlel

imagine going from playing with marco reus to playing with gyasi zardes

A bunch of American commies went down there a few years ago and killed themselves for the LULZ in the 80's.

Just IMAGINE if Zardes would have actually scored lmfao

minus a host of important injuries. but yes

It's not. Only A team players out there are Steffen, McKennie, Pulisic, and maybe Boyd if he impresses.

We are unironically gonna lose to Guyana

Yedlin, Brooks, Adams all injured. Miazga is our 2nd choice CB but he's not out there either.

>20+ min
> zero goals

nice semen slurping game

Holy fuck, we're fucking shit even with Pulisic carrying these literal embarrassments to America.

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oh my god i forgot about that angle
the jonestown massacre was in guyana, "drinking the koolaid"

Why not giving BRUCE ARENA another chance?

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Good. #berhalterout

>3 (THREE) goals disallowed by VAR
first two were legit, do not understand the reasoning for the third.

PRESSURE GODDAMNIT

fill the gap

USMNT _______ USWNT

Can you win a tournament scoring zero goals??

we are getting dominated right now lmao

USTNT

How good is the UWMNT if baseball, basketball, american football, and hockey don't exist? Top 10? Top 5? Top 3?

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Bradley:
Got dribbled past
Missed long ball
Missed long ball
Missed long ball
Bad pass almost gives ball away
Gets bullied off the ball
Gets run past on the counter attack

>

>a literal amateur team
Most of these guys play in the EFL

these MLS shitters don't deserve to wear our colors

disappoint

USENT

>united states mutant ninja turtles
???

who is winning?

Why is USA so shitty?

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HOW ARE WE SO FUCKING SHIT

What's a gold cup? WHy are there so many cups? There is one in brazil and this is another one?

um

Zardes almost with the accidental goal and then accidental assist

Why does Zimmerman want to play heroball every time he touches the ball?

FUCK

>Poopissick

Bradley and all MLS shitters OUT

high IQ

Most of Guyana are amateurs. Some of those teams are way, way down there in the English leagues. There is no defending this at all. We should easily be trouncing them

M I C H A E L B R A D L E Y

AREOLA

soccer is seen as a girls' sport here

He would have us up 3-0 right now

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0-0, min 27

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>nipple man

>PULISHIT

kill yourself arriola

Is there USMNT rule that they need x amount of passes to MLS players before we give it to the actual players?

Pulishit out

WOOO ARREOLA

Why don't you have too much people in our country?
Will you someday get free of China tyrany?

Fucking finally.

BASED BOOB MAN

>ZARDES
>ZARDES
>ZARDES
>ZARDES
>ZARDES
>ZARDES

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NIPPLE

>Gold Cup is North/Central America
>Copa America is South

1 -0 USA

Final score predictions?

finally

I miss him so much.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL

>implying the MLS is any better than those low tier and even amateur English clubs

MANLETS RISE UP

Girlana 1 Guyana 0

Why is the American team so white when the Canadian team is so black?

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FUCK YEAH, USA USA USA

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

OH NO NO NO NO

dont let the goal distract you from the kick being right at the keeper

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>welshman
>guyanese
>canadian
>blasian
>not welsh

Pass the link!!

bradley is too old for this shit

>seven nation army starts playing

AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS AMERICA WINS

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That is a fair point. But thats what I am saying. Why MlelS players. These MlelS shills need to explain themselves

Pulisic is pretty damn good. Whats he doing on the USMNT?

The ugliest 2-0 you'll ever watch in your life.

THAT WAS A FUCKING SITTER, BOYD

JESUS CHRIST

it should be 5-0 already

when you finally see one on Yea Forums, maybe they'll answer.

Okay, we're back. And we're back BIG.

God, I fucking hate Seven Nation Army.

Football is a middle class thing in America

buffstream.com
as always

>US finishing

>BOYD

FUCK OFF ZARDES

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

we blame you for contaminating everyone

fuck zardes

>4 guys in the box and they can't score

>1 goal against fucking guyana
>big

He rejected an offer from Croatia to play for their national team

>wonder woman

cringe

don't worry, chelsea'll ruin him when he gets loaned out to Vitesse

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Based Zardes. Consistent as fuck

checked and thanks chicanobro

USMNT? I've only heard of the USWNT

PAULIE NIPPLES GETTING IT DONE

Not going to lie, Guyana looks 10x better than i expected.
It looks like theyre on roids.

They might be running their legs out early though.

The US team is looking nervy either way, everyones been off

>le plays better underpressure

>Lynda Carter on meth
SAD!

Upper-middle

kek

Captain Marvel BTFO

holy shit we are going to destroy this USA team

>Maldon and Tiptree

senpai, i support a 5th division club and i've never heard of them

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DEAD NIGGER

What a fucking borefest

why does Lima exist

the quakes are fucking trash, who in their right mind would call him up

even fucking windows is better

hipster alert

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There's no reason we shouldn't win this at least 5-0
Just give Mexico the cup if we don't

>a nation of nearly 330 million people has Zardes playing up top for their national team.
Frightening.

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>Bradley passes forward for once
>turns it over

Lmao

>ream

i'd fuck that wonder woman

Bradley LITERALLY cnanot stop passing backwards

>we
you have to go back, pablo

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz

Hipsters and Bernie bros are the underlying reason why no one wants tot associate with soccer in the USA.

>catch ball
>get high fives from everyone
>take a selfie with it

just nuke the stadium already

dios mio

absolute fucking state of these corners

In Essex

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>Division 8
>Playing in a Continental International Competition

YIKES
I
K
E
S

SCORE MORE

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Hire an mls coach, get mls players

Butt to the face lol

I hate us

>breaking your jaw on an ass

We have better options. But gotta give those daps to My Little Soccer.

Why are american fans so cringey?

>berhalter has nothing to do but plant grass back in the field

The dangers of eating ass

USA is part of Latin America now, get with the times

why do Mexican fans smell so bad?

Because theyre all hipsters and lefties

they're our nerds.

Was that Guyanese player of Irish heritage?

We get it you autismo

PASS THE FUCKING BALL FORWARD, JESUS

How shit are we lads

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Are they doing that stupid skol chant?

>Peachtree City MOBA
Is there a team called the ASSFAGGOTS?

>fighting over a 'vote a tierra'

relax gringos

This, unfortunately

>this fucking manlet ref

I BELIEVE

Soccer is so obscure here literally nobody even knows about the stereotype of soccer fans being hipsters. People here just think the sport is boring and gay.

You know it! Kill me.

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I cannot wait till this US team gets destroyed by some other shitty team like Jamaica or Honduras

Does anyone here actually believe they'll beat Tito Trinidad ok Saturday?

USMNT was better under Klinsmann

No regular people follow the sport

what does zardes do besides kick into a wall of defenders and lose possession

When will he learn?

Be black, run fast, and wear crazy haircuts. That tricks people into thinking he's good.

Holy shit, there still are some white people in USA!

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Have cool hair

*taps in perfect pass from Pipa Higuain*

Peachtree City MOBA is an academy.

Literally the first time I've posted anything in this thread. Don't be mad because it's true.

Fuck this ref

Tfw Jamaica vs Honduras was better than this shit

At least under him we could pretend we were making progress

He lives in downtown Offside City

>bradley indirectly kicks a loose ball right into the goal

Remember when the USMNT was known for playing fast and loose? Me neither.

How bad will Mexico beat Canada?

I was about to say the same thing

Minnesota is 99.5% white, 0.5% Somali

>tfw cheeky US own goal

>capo

everytime

Obviously, both of those teams are somewhat competent.

Is Pulisic good or is he memed cause he's the only non-shit US player

Sabotage chant could be pretty fun. The rest of that is high school football/boy scout summer camp-tier though.

Bradley literally cannot stop giving the ball away.

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You need players for that

gee, maybe you should try something besides run to the left and pass it in

maybe

just maybe

im so sorry you have to be present for this game

I must be loyle to my capo

Yes Trinidad Football has no money to hire a decent coach USA has fallen horribly if they can't win on Saturday.

you spend too much time on Yea Forums(nel)

>have your right winger take the corner from the left
>the ball goes all the way through and there's no one there

Does the PeruANO cp poster also posts here? Be very careful!!

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Wtf was that Arriola

simple as

lmao

WE ARE SHIT WE ARE SHIT WE ARE SHIT

He's good

I'm honestly surprised that our jerseys don't have some rainbow decoration for pride month on them. This cancer is everywhere

Boyd should really stop shooting and continue doing good passes

holy shit they're taking the WC from quatar

that's about right

he has more talent than every other MLS shitter put together

Brazilian tier rebounding

>People actually paid to watch this in person.

new bread when? i need to support my team

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>The USMNT: crosses to no one

New tred

how mad is MLS right now that the whole team isn't full of MLS players

Unironically 2 or 3 women's players can put better shots on target than Boyd, Bradlel, or god forbid Zardes. Sure they are slower and smaller but if they are just going to dink shots from 15 yards then I'm convinced they are worse than women

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sauce

*crosses to no one*

Why the fuck is Weah not in the lineup

I think they're pretty happy with what they got

where is tyler adams?

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Where is the ref from guys

GOOD SHIT ZARDES

...

Lmao fuck you zardass

Great save Gyasi!

>Zardes

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ZARDES YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT

Amazing touch by the superstar Gyasi Zardes
Truly the greatest the USA has to offer

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>ZARDSHIT

He picked to play with the u20s instead. Smarter move desu

>Tardes

Okay, Zardes is based.

>chelshit paid $80 mil for THAT

lmao

That keeper is unironically good

He got """hurt""" and went back to Germany

what happened to that halfcast dom dwyer, has he done anything since going to orlando?

NEW

Dude plays for Walking Boyz FC in Surinam

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