Soccer niggers killed Yea Forums and should be contained to 1 thread or given their own board

Why is every other sport in a general besides soccer? It's stupid

>waaaah the sport I don't like is more popular than the ones I do waaaaaaaaah
Go choke on some freedom fries bitch

>tried soccer when I was 12
>it's easy, they said, just kick the ball in the goal and don't use your hands.
>five minutes in, I'm breathing heavy
>ten minutes in, I have a terrible stitch in my side.
>now the game finally starts, but the warm-up let me wheezing.
>sweat is pouring off of me in foul-smelling oily waves.
>everyone is just running around me. I can't catch up
>a friend passes the ball to me, but the prospect of running and dribbling causes such intense fear I kick the ball as hard as I can towards the sideline. It gets there eventually.
>I'm breathing so hard I'm trying to cry but I can only manage these gasping, peeping noises. I'm lying on my side because of the cramping.
>the ref tells me to get off the field, but I can't move.
>coach and three of my friends' fathers have to roll me to the sideline
>an hour later, when I regain my breath, and after I've drunk 4 liters of Mountain Dew and eaten an entire XL pizza (it was for the whole team, but I was hungry, dammit) I issue my proclamation

>Soccer is for fags.

>its stupid
Just like anyone who enjoys soccer

Because generals are horrible.

Didn’t read. Go lose weight you fucking subhuman inbred nigger

And you wonder why no one on this board likes your countries

NFL threads aren't a general when it's football season.
Shit, even baseball gets individual game threads.

I agree so we need to make threads about other sports besides povertyball

>popular=/=good