RAYS V YANKEES GAMETHREAD

>imagine this being a part of your teams organization

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Game def playing tonight right? Looks like the storm could be only an hour or less?

I believe so, saw that radar thing on yes network and it doesn't look too bad

Is Giancarlo Stanton on the Mount Rushmore of Irish athletes?

OP here: mega.nz/#F!m90zRCJZ!NV0B1edN7pN2PxgTm6JvkQ

Yankees projected maximum meme lineup:
LeMaheiu 3B
Voit 1B
Judge CF
Sanchez C
Stanton RF
Encarnacion DH
Hicks LF
Torres 2B
Didi SS

what the fuck lol
Did batting 9th because there's nowhere else to put him

or we could have this

LeMaheiu 3B
Voit 1B
Judge CF
Sanchez C
Stanton RF
Encarnacion DH
Didi SS
Torres 2B
Gardner LF

Tropicana is a really shitty ballpark. I don't have any specific problem with the Rays but by god is their stadium atrocious. No wonder their fans never go to games.

>rays social media manager
>should be looking for a new job
>posting The Office gifs and trolling 6 year olds instead

Yeah they really need a new ballpark

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either way, the lineup will be fucking scary. MLB ain't ready.

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god i wish that were me

What time will they start the game?

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spose to be 8:20

oh god I didn't realize this was a happ start. we're gunna need a big offense tonight.

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Thank you

yea man the gays got their heavy hitter zunino back we better watch out

happ looking good out there

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jesus those numbers

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sorry fellas, but you cannot stop the machine

DAVID JOHN
GOES...to first base

who hits a dinger first edwin or giancarlo

oh shit, forgot about the stanton meme. thanks for reminding me

stanton if he continues what he did in the minors

hicks will load the bases, sanchez will strike out, stanton will wack a home run

nice hustling hicksy

ok sanchez loads the bases, stanton mashes a grand slam

lol love our fickle fanbase

i guess ill take it. come on giancarlo. show em whos boss.

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G I A N C A R L O

NON SI PUÒ S T O P A R L O

A S T A N T O N I A N POPOUT

(In the same cadence as Sterling's Stanton HR call)

M A R A R A K O V I T S

MAKES MY C O C K A' T W I T C H

MEREDITH M I L K T R U C K JUST ARRIVE

okay we have to dfa stanton now

what a glorious at bat

wow what a great catch. thank god frazier wasn't there.

What's up guys, I was invited by DAVID JOHNS GOES TO FIRST BASE guy

G I A N C A R L O

NON SI PUÒ S T O P A R L O

A S T A N T O N I A N CATCH IN FOUL TERRITORY

(In the same cadence as Sterling's Stanton HR call)

M A R A R A K O V I T S

MAKES MY C O C K A' T W I T C H

MEREDITH M I L K T R U C K JUST ARRIVE

G I A N C A R L O

NON SI PUÒ S T O P A R L O

A S T A N T O N I A N CATCH IN THE STANDS

fuck that "fan"

fucking sick

princess frazier taking maximum amount of time to take a 2 hour drive to scranton

twitter.com/RailRidersTT/status/1141145587380883456

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Frazier should just pretend to be CC sabathia and stay on the roster with us

he got optioned Sunday at around 1am when EE became official, I believe. Thus he has 4 hours to report.

I always try and hang on to guys because I want to believe they're worth it (greg bird for example). but I'm finally going to say it... fuck this guy, he's not yankee material

wow that was some ridiculous babip
welcome, that was me
Mike Tauchman got optioned a day later and is playing tonight. shows who actually cares about his job.

Whats up. I thought Yanks threads were supposed to be muh 27 vs muh 56

everything's getting hit

What happened to greg bird..shit I forgot about him..

they devolve when we're in boston or the sox are in town but other than that we're a semi-reasonable bunch

could you imagine if he was jose altuve? he'd quit baseball before he even started
he got jacoby'd, I'd assume. it's sad because I wanted him the most to succeed because a power left handed bat is what I want so badly

Jacobys contract is the worst the yanks ever made

what happens if he doesnt report in time

i think its in breach of contract, i think he could be fined or straight out fired. not sure though.

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not that they would fire him when he's a prime trade chip

Frazier has a hot gf/fiance

I would hope so - he is a professional ball player. generally you can have your pick.

it will be a "had" if he doesn't get a job in the mlb due to his troubling behavior

remember when I said it was a Happ start and we would need offense and someone made fun of the rays' offense. yeah we need offense tonight. Happ is still due for a nice big melt down. we should dip into the pen early if we need to because they had an off night last night.

Post a picture, you mong

lol luke looked liked he didn't five a fuck about that single

instagram.com/faithjewkes/

I like fraziers pep and his bat .... I don't necessarily want him gone..

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adler disputes

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lel

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I checked that photo alone out for the memes but it's her brother. his last name is the same as hers

stanton picking up right where he left off I see

Sneedcarlo Feedston

everything is right at someone

>meme stanton

yanks have 5 innings to get a HR otherwise the 20 game home run streak is over

>adam "roman numeral oh" ottavino

DAVID JOHN

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ONCE AGAIN
YOU CANNOT
STOP
THE
MACHINE

I want to fuck DJ LeMahieu.

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I'll take sloppy seconds, love this man

PIZZA

can we vote frazier into the all star game?

G I A N C A R L O

NON SI PUÒ S T O P A R L O

A S T A N T O N I A N STRIKEOUT

(In the same cadence as Sterling's Stanton HR call)

M A R A R A K O V I T S

MAKES MY C O C K A' T W I T C H

MEREDITH M I L K T R U C K JUST ARRIVE

I missed STANTONIAN STRIKEOUTS bros

so michaels all about his health this last year and he drinks soda?

Soda makes you strong, twerp.

>drinking high fructose sugar water
you'd have to have fucking downs to willingly drink soda. I can't believe people drink soda every day.

HAMMERIN CAMERON
THE STREAK LIVES

i'm gonna miss ya maybin

HAMMERIN' CAMERON MAYBIN

is he the new d-rob?

man these (rays) motherfuckers are so bad lol

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LUUUUUUKE

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Fuck this park. Maybin hasn't been a power hitter for like 10 years

COPE

twitter.com/CameronMaybin/status/1141001117163249671
it in the socks

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>doesnt get out of the short porch
>perfectly catchable ball
>rays cant make the play
"fuck this park" - delusional rays fan

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do I have to yet say it again? your team has the same advantage as the yankees, use it

>shitton
tie game soon

you have the worst ballpark in all of baseball and it isn't even close
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how the fuck is this even within the rules? can't wait til this team leaves that shit hole in florida. the whole fucking state is a shit hole desu

Oh wow haven't seen this one before. Fuck you; with all the rainouts the yaks have had so far you'd think they'd have a sliver of an appreciation for the dome life. Baseball is meant to be played with wacky dimensions and yeah the Trop is aesthetically disorienting but it's at least unique and adds a different element to the numerous bandboxes in modern MLB

LETS FUCKING GO

meant for

Is this tripfag trolling?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=nTOUiTegqrA

you're really defending the trop. try not hitting that crack pipe again and go to sleep

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If you read the post you retarded jew york brainlet, I'm not defending the Trop. It's ugly and unpleasant and the lighting is stupid.

But you can't just argue 'oh the dimensions are retarded', because they aren't

>house speakers blocking HRs
>wacky dimensions
ok

gives a fuck, your team is leaving in a few years and you're going to have to be resigned to following a team that left your shithole or the marlins. suck the entirety of my dick

>666

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Tranny Gay Steve absolutely seething

I'm really really going to miss you based black man. thank you for your service

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did anyone forget that he CHOKED his girlfriend then fired eight shots from a GUN?

Rather than giving this guy millions of dollars to throw a ball he should be in jail like the psychopath he is. I've been a Yankee fan my whole life but I'm very disappointed to see them acquire him. There are things bigger than the game and I cannot root for the Yankees if they condone this.

The Dodgers made a smart and ethical decision in passing him up. It hurts me to do, but I have thrown out all my Yankee gear and decided to become a Red Sox or Mets fan (whichever one does better this year)

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Aroldis Chadman

oh I fuck ya

I hate Chapman so damn much.

>physically abuses girlfriend
based

>le sweaty fastball man

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YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES. WIN!

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the yankees win.
theee yankees win!
>21 games with a home run in a row
>4 straight games with a home run for maybin
>game a half ahead of the rays
wew lads

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PIIIIIIIINGA

>vocaroo.com/i/s0TGuAFv5J0D
epic

Black kid asked me if the Yankees won. I said, "Relax, you're free, bro."

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gg yaks, got a decent guy going tomorrow, not sure if you've heard of him

snell's gonna get fuckin shelled

Lol keep dreaming. gianKKKKarlo will be donning the platnium sombrero de jour, although that's nothing unusual for him

>snell
o im laffin

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I’m working from home tomorrow so I’ll be on here for the game. Will you?