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You go to see a VAR review on the side of the pitch to see if a player has caused a red card offence. You deem the challenge to indeed be worthy of a red card but as you walk back the player is subsititued.
How do you proceed?

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Saving this thread, in all of the situations there is no VAR.
1. A veteran cult hero, who pledged to strip to his pants for charity if he scored in his garewell match, finds the net seconds before half-time. As you prepare to blow for the break, he dashes down off the tunnel, stripping as he goes. He is already on a yellow. What do you do?

2. During aa downpour a defender slides in recklessly to intercept a pass. The striker nearest the ball has time to get out of the way but knowing the defender is already on a yellow, he chooses not to. As he tumbles, he waves an imaginary card at you. What now?

3. After a meele inmuddy six-yard box your wristbuzzes to signal the ball has gone in. You have no idea how, or who scored it - but you award a goal. As you do so though the keeper rushes over screaming. He says the scorer slapped it in and shows you a man-sized handprint on the otherwise filthy ball, what now?

> Guy purposely hits linemen for revenge
> Yellow card

At least try to hide the fact that you're a fag

still give the red card , and tell the 4th referee why the fuck did he let a substitution happen during a Var review

1. AHAHAHAHAHA NO
2. Red
3. Goal

1. Red card
2. No card
3. Didn’t see it, and no VAR, so it’s a good goal

1. Second yellow. Easy
2. Tell him to do his job and let me do mine, or else he'll have to leave. Yellow the other guy though
3. Goal

You can't make a substitution during a VAR review you mong

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1. play on
2. play on
3. play on

1. Yellow for the violent tackle, yellow for the superstar undermining the integrity of the match and tell him if he starts breaking towards his own net again he's off. Allow the manager to sub him off before play resumes if he wants

2. Allow a sub

3. Tell the forward to git gud and quit bitching

fpbp

>wantaway
i have learned new word today

1. Send off the faggot zoomer who thinks he's the only one that matters, ask the captain after the game if he wants to go for a drink some time.
2. Allow the sub.
3. Bouncing it like a basketball? And this is in open play? Tell the forward to give it a rest, I don't even know what he wants me to do honestly but if he tries to steal the ball mid-bounce I allow it as long as he doesn't foul the keeper.

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1. Book the manager for stepping onto the pitch.
2. Reds for both.
3. Drop ball.

Love these, been too long...but wtf on the quality?

1. It's about intention. Tackle was not meant to have that outcome, game continues as normal. Manager's assistant can receive career advice: "Maybe you're not meant for this job, kid."

2. Red card, and submit that league take further disciplinary action.

3. It was not the keeper's call to make, he should have made a reasonable effort to stop the ball. He did not, goal stands.

1. I didn't notice him do that.

2. if the striker is a Neymar-type, I let the game continue; if not warn the defender.

3. Hmm...as melon-scratchers go, that's a honeydoodle! I dunno.

1. Promote said assistant to ref, appoint someone to take his place, remove yourself from the match and watch from the sidelines: this will be good.
2. If the home team is defending, award a goal. If the home team is attacking, award a goal kick. In both cases, warn the home team that the next interference from their fans will result in an automatic forfeit for them.
3. Tell the fairy to fuck off back to tumblr and play on

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how much am I being paid and by whom

>keep the game going, hes the assistant manager and should have the bearing for it.
>red card and fuck off
>goal, keeper should know better

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>10 men it is. Hes the boss.
>make him take the penalty and before I call the match over. Give him a red card.
>goal, whatever no foul there. Hes just an asshole.

1. Play on
2. Order sub, could be something contagious and don't want the other players exposed.
3. Send both off, shitpost on Yea Forums after match.

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1. Tell Rooney he can't PK worth a shit. And ask "When's it coming home?"
2. Didn't see it first time, play on. Laugh to myself as the away team lose. Shitpost on Yea Forums after.
3. Goal!!!!!!!

>Play on
>Force Sub
>Send them both off
>You'll get shit either way but the league would probably side with you for protecting the spirit of the game, so might as well intervene
>Fuck it the game's over, let the league handle it, they'll probably both eat a match ban and fine or something
>Retake? Fuck that's tough
>Manager can remove a player if he likes
>make him take the kick, give him a red
>goal stands
>Idiot for blowing the whistle there anyways. Goal.
>Before the game, when they're in their kit. After the game, once they leave the pitch idgaf
>Goal.
>Red
>Goal
>Sub stands
>Nothing
>Send him off, yeah it's shitty but whatever.
>Goal

1. If protocol dictates that the "injured" player leave the pitch, he has to leave the pitch. pic related. man the fuck up.

2. He's a grown man. I do nothing. In the NHL athletes play with broken legs, noses, teeth. A guy literally died, then was revived, and begged to be let back in the game.

3. If slapping the ball is worthy of a yellow, give him one.

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1. Delay of game penalty.
2. Penalize the shorter twin, or penalize them both.
3. Goal stands UNLESS the keeper had been prevented from stopping the ball by the hug. In that case, foul.
3.

1. It's the captain's team, not the manager's. Listen to the captain. Their internal squablles are not my concern.
2. Force him to take the kick, then red red card him. Recommend the league take further action against him.
3. That's their problem, no concern of mine.

>Adress the players that every time they do that, I'll add one more minute to the stoppage time.
>If the game's over, fuck it. If not, I am unsure who tgrew the pubch and cannot send off any of them, so I'll ask the league to check footage of the game and give a 10 match ban to whoever threw the punch
>If he grabbed the ball with both hands and had put the ball down, it's a save. If the keeper parried it and the ball kept moving, goal. I'd probably have had my whistle blown by then to end the game though.

1. red card
2. if he had grasped it and clearly stopped it and THEN thrown it, no goal - but def a yellow.
3.internal problem, tell them to sort it out themselves, after the game

1. let it slide
2. no card
3. goal
yours were much harder to answer than ops bitch ass ones. very good scenarios

have flyover internet right now that gif is way better watching frame by frame

#1 is beyond retarded. So you're gonna have me believe I blew for a corner, and as soon as it was taken I blew to end the game?

>shoot them
This isn't highschool Cletus

1. Red for captain, yellow for superstar, restart with drop ball to keeper
2. Book him for leaving the pitch, he can be substituted after the corner
3. Tell him to piss off, I'm the ref and I know the goddamn rules. Keeper is still in control of the ball

1. Allow him to officiate
2. Goal
3. Tell him to not be a faggot a carry on playing

1. nothing, clean tackle
2. red card
3. goal

give the red card and cancel the substitution

1. yellow or red, depends of the "violent" definition
2. no sub, play
3. 'no'

1. award penalty to assistant
2. award penalty to linesman
3. award penalty to spare ball

This, but decisions two should be no goal. Restart the play

Imagine a 'sport', where no one knows the rules.

The point is that no set-in-stone set of rules can account for the massive variation in any sport and sometimes a ref has to make difficult judgement calls. Rules as written are only guides and should have some flexibility.

Cant allow the fans dictate the play with their antics.

That's fair I guess

1. send everyone off. drop ball.
2. send everyone off. drop ball.
3. send everyone off. drop ball.

There should be no variation on any play or with any ref. That's why the NFL has been autistically trying to define what constitutes a catch for 15 years.

Based thread

HAVE SEX YALL

no. never.

2 is ok, its up to the linesman to get out of the way and the quip is mere banter.

overrated

1/ I do nothing, it’s the managers responsability to not get too close and get ahold of themselves, if anything i let him 3 minutes to ponder
2/ straight red card for being aggressive go the refs
3/ i think that’s a goal if the gk couldn’t catch the original ball

most of these were fukkenr eatrded

1. red him. 2. play on 3. wtf is this retarded shit?

1.red him 2. red him 3. award goal

1.red the captain 2. give him a yellow and and ask for sub 3. tell the keeper to stop it or he gets a card

1. no 2. goal stands 3.no actions faggots deserve to die

1.throw him out 2.red them both retards 3,accept goal and ban the ballboy for life

1.let him take it 2.tell messi not to be so afraid 3. send the striker out

1. card everytime they try it. 2. throw one random ginger faggot out 3. goal

1. throw manager out 2. red card the keeper and make a shitter take the last pen 3. call for a foul and yellow the palyer

1. im not a retard who starts to whistle during a situation in the box so goal 2. tunnel atleast 3. cry more bithc negro

1.yellow him for the first tackle he makes in the match. 2. goal 3. throw the manager out

1.yellow him 2. send him out 3. no goal

No set of rules can cover every strange event conceivable. Rules need some FLEX

>Tell Rooney he can't PK worth a shit. And ask "When's it coming home?"
based as fuck

t. Aytekin

1. Red card the defender, tell the assistant if he doesn't want to make a sub, they have to go on with 10 men
2. Red card that dumbass
3. Allow goal, Sunderland leads 1-0

It the managers job to manage the team, he is responsible for making that kind of call, not the captain. 10 men it is, but this is going to look real bad on the coach.

>cult
Shoot him
>faggot tells me how to do my job
Shoot him
>faggot tells me im doibg my job wrong
Shoot him

>guy tresspasses my pitch
Shoot him
>whiny bitch makes me have to work
Wait for him in the parking lot and shoot him
>faggot with complexion of a hot dog tells me how to do my job
Shoot him, and the goalie for making me look like an idiot.

1. Throw in for the team of the bitch-boy manager
2. Red, also ask for glasses as my linesman clearly needs them
3. Goal stands, fuck is the keeper thinkin
4. Escort the moneky back into the zoo

didn't read but I abandon the match.