>“We can do more than [fights],” White said. “We can have live concerts there. I can put on a fight at 9 o’clock in the morning with nothing but Russian fighters that drops in Russia in prime time. Then I can switch the whole place out and put on a boxing match at 2 o’clock for Australia. Then I can put on something at 5 o’clock live. We can do concerts. We can do comedy. We can do all kinds of things and that’s what we’re looking to do next door.”
Now that ufc has been building their institutes all over the world it's safe to say mma is the most futuristic sport. In the future when everyone will be poor, the only way out will be to train in those institutes and every man alive will be competing in mma except for the Gracies/proper 12 upper classes.
What is the point of MMA when the average Krav Maga guy could stomp you in a real fight without rules to save you?
Luke Phillips
*Aikido
Gavin Mitchell
What's the point of Krav Maga when some faggot with a glock would stomp you in a real fight without rules to save you?
Gavin Wood
of for sure my man a guy that never hit anything in real time and his sparring is a staged slow motion reahearsal will eyejab me and frontkick me to the nuts
Ryder Clark
I would disarm him
Connor King
>a guy that never hit anything in real time and his sparring is a staged slow motion reahearsal Maybe if you have a shit instructor. But that's the same with every combat sport.
Christian Stewart
I once dated a hooker who did Krav Maga and when I went to watch her spar one night it was literally just extremely low level boxing
Can't wait for all of this UFC content to get pumped out of the Apex™. How long until they hold a pay per view for the mega wealthy?
Nathan Harris
Jorge Masvidal
Lucas Wright
>oh for sure people just wait for you to punch them >oh for sure people just wait for you to kick them >oh for sure people just wait for you to take them down >oh for sure people just wait for you to choke them
Hudson Thomas
interesting, background?
Jaxon Kelly
Le chicken and sweet tea man xD
Angel Evans
PPVs are already for the wealthy, you think some nigga in the hood is gonna pay 65.99 (plus tip) for some entertainment? they can get 2 hookers for that money
Owen Stewart
you can't do any of those things from a distance retard, if a guy has a gun on you from 20 feet and you try to disarm him he'll kill you where you stand
Twitchgod is MIA ever since he got proper doxed by spammy.
Isaiah Cook
I looked it up yesterday it was about $80 to sign up for UFC 239. If you've had cable bills in America for years you know there are always hidden fees too.
If someone happens to randomly pull a gun on me from 20 feet away in an open field with no cover and no other people around well then yeah, I guess in this niche situation that will probably never happen I admit I'm probably just fucked. But what's your point? A lot of MMA guys like to pretend that their sport is the best simulation of a real one-on-one fight with no weapons when it clearly isn't. You just randomly brought up "but what if a guy pulls a gun on you from 20 feet away?". This isn't related at all.
Julian Gomez
What do you consider getting your address and workplace posted?
Andrew Reyes
Link it in the archive
Angel Brown
Wrong. That's the bundle. It's $60. Anyways in the original comment I was talking about paying for attendence
Christopher Allen
Nice try
Dominic Watson
No, don't do this. It's against the rules, for one, and it's also just plain unethical.
Ethan Harris
Did he really get his address leaked lmao? I'm gonna send so many pizzas to his house.
Easton Gomez
jokes on you, kid, I haven't left my self sustaining secluded off the grid mountain property in a decade
Brody Thompson
You can't buy it without the ESPN+ subscription. Trust me I spoke with them over the phone yesterday.
Dylan Fisher
would you mind showing me how i can buy the ppv for exactly $60?
David Morris
send me the money and I'll serve you up a stream
Kayden Cox
14 x $60 = $840 for the PPVs this year. About $700 more a year than say the MLB network.
Samuel Sanchez
>...alright, dana. Bye. *Hungs up* >kamarudeen, my son. Colby is injured and out... *usman sighs in relief* >but askren is in...
I don't even own a handgun and i could shoot you before you touched it I'd just fall onto my back and unload the clip if you got anywhere near me, I guarantee professionals do the same
Carter Parker
>Bumstin Gatekeep >Heeming anyone that's not a total bum
>it's safe to say mma is the most futuristic sport no audience growth, declining merchandise sales, no mainstream interest since Gooby made the sport look like a poor weak cousin to boxing, no stars left - for sure it's the future, my guy
Nolan Cook
s'desperate
Thomas Lewis
CejuDIOS buries him at sea
Jason Thomas
I've been to several UFC events and the thing that always cracks me up is the dudes who zoom in on their phones to film the ring girls
Cameron Davis
Why was this never posted on /heem/? Just another reason I need to stick to r/mma I guess youtu.be/FgbPgGKauF8
Jaxon Carter
What the fuck....
Eli Cruz
Dana White said today they're finalizing Darren Till's next fight. Who do you think it is?
Saw the other lithcuck that jerks off to pooel at the movie theater the other day >sit next to him >elbow him in the face >his glasses fall off >he starts looking for them on the ground >I shout "YOOOOO DIS NIGGA EATIN POPCORN OFF THE FLOOR" >whole cinema howling >black girl walks up to me and grabs my dick >"you cute" >lithcuck gets ptsd from his highschool days and runs out the cinema >I get home from the movie and invent toilet till on heem
Jackson Butler
Because Jones could kill this can in about 30 seconds
Samuel Evans
Toilet Till
Brandon Sullivan
Based and uhhhhhhpilled
Ryan Collins
Cringe
Dylan Lewis
Damn thought it was real until the end, because I was the one who invented Toilet Till
Henry Stewart
In many ways we all invented toilet till. But in many ways no one did.
Imagine being that pillow fisted, this dude is fucked the first time he's in an actual fight.
Ethan Morris
it's segregated, everywhere the immigrants live is shit
Leo Murphy
i think black hip hop guys are cool!
Julian Lee
Right here you fucking bozo: plus.espn.com/ Real fight fans pay for the product. Thank your retard buddy Schaub for giving the tips to getting all the streams shut down.
Bentley Morgan
Good strategy by the white guy. Now the low IQ nigger is gassed and can be easily heemed or subbed
I feel like we haven't seen Her Dean much since the Lawler fiasco. Must've really pissed off Dana which is funny because any good ref would stop the fight after that arm went limp.
Adrian Foster
BASED This is NOT off topic
Jonathan Martin
doesnt athletic commissions take care of that and they said the stoppage was good?
Benjamin Diaz
lmfao
Benjamin Wright
LEG KICK HEEM
Thomas King
LOL wow bruh tko leg kick
Cameron Morales
dude just lift your leg lmao
Josiah Jones
bagkog ready
Jordan Thompson
>Delete own post >Pretend to be banned We're on the cutting edge of 2007 tonight
This new venue looks like they could fit a bunch more people in but they just want it to be empty for some reason
Elijah Martinez
What units we speakin
Gavin Sanders
Probably meant for friends family team and staff only
Brandon Stewart
Based documentary style backstory. Glad to see apehoop bull worshiping take a backseat to MMA
Evan Barnes
inches, anyone under 70 is in tough in mma
there are a few outliers, and women, but range was weird advantages in mma style grappling and striking
Ryan Taylor
Watch out Bros bill algio is about to be heems favorite fighter
Jackson Cooper
I get that but if they could just put in 1,000 people it'd be way more fun and they could still focus on the families
Gavin Sanchez
>70 inches tall >73 inch reach Feels good to be a royal manlet lanklet
Brayden Hall
Shit I'd drive to Vegas just to go but I'm guessing they don't wanna deal with the BS that comes with a live uncontrolled crowd us MMA fans aren't the best behaved
i'm like 72 and 78 or so, know that feel. also oddly long reach usually comes with a long torso, which is weird. only weirdos like conor have long legs and arms and a dinky stubby abdomen.
LOL INBRED RETARDED DETECTED EARLY TO FAIL BY HIS TEACHER AND HE'S STILL CRYING FOR HER LMAO!
Jace Williams
>tfw 6'0 79 inch reach would unironically heem everyone here
Hunter Powell
Im watch khabob vs conor on espn2 right now and i forgot that bumbob literally did fuck all in the first round. He only landed like two strikes from top control.
Oliver Johnson
>183 and 180cm >66kg when they go to the ufc and start getting better ""supplements"" they will fight in welterweight
Joseph Foster
Ms. Sanders sounds like a real bitch
Robert Lewis
reach is retarded youre not hitting someone from the end of your outstreched opposite arm
reach should be shoulder to end of fist
Josiah Peterson
t. reachlet
Hudson Miller
Lol reach in MMA and NBA are obviously measured differently they aren't retarded
David Adams
i thought this would be a reply, but then i thought nah how can someone be this retarded so didn't inb4, if you were a reachlet you would be no matter how it was measured
Alexander Wilson
what do you think about a bet on matt wiman at 4.5 against luis pena (pena is moving up a weight class)
Justin Torres
>Reach, also known as wingspan, is a key measurement in sports like boxing and UFC. This is measured from fingertip to fingertip when your arms are held parallel to the ground so ah reach is how far you could hit TWO people while helicoptering
but yeah not retarded
James Hill
Dustin beats bumbib and conor wins the rematch, also sperguson murks khashit.
Sebastian Green
put me in against these bums
Jeremiah Howard
Regardless the longer arm has the best reach in terms of arm length with span and hand size
Owen Robinson
Like Christmas every day
Blake Walker
This fight ducking sucks
James Thompson
This is the "talent" you attract when you offer $10,000 for permanently ruining your health
Bentley Wright
Inbred rejects limb swing contest
Ian Perry
This format gives crazy first rounds but when the fights drag on like this they suck because you are supposed to give it all in the first not try to win a decision
Jackson Nguyen
reach is only relevant if your a security gaurd standing around jbj during his fight entrance
Why do you use black slang when you're a wh*te boi?
Isaiah Rivera
>alpha brain customer
Joseph Hernandez
My buddy took alpha brain and said it was like a really bad nicotine rush
Jaxon Price
how is it legal to be a single mom
Anthony Gomez
Gooby did better then i remember he definitely has what it takes to beat canbib he just couldn't get it done that night.
Michael Nguyen
who goes to the gym with friends lad
Jeremiah Ward
fuck these ugos
Justin Sanchez
I take Alpha Brain to make me smart like Joe Rogan
Nathan Thompson
big value on goldy, hope you fellers took advantage
Nolan Sullivan
>incredible physical specimen They 100% fugged
Jack Morris
goldy is the female artem, look at those arms
Owen Price
Can't be betting on wmma
Angel Sanchez
>3 days until heem vs box 3
Robert Hill
you guys are seriously dedicated fans staying up all night to watch dana white's fights
Grayson Lewis
Oh so the real one is 30 ft and this is 25 ft. Always thought this octagon looked small
Elijah Harris
dana's one of the top 5 or 6 mixed martial arts promoters in the world, i owe him the respect of watching his personal tuesday fight league
James Taylor
i wish my mom drank contaminated water so i could have stubby artem arms
Charles Scott
woke up 5 hours ago if I wasnt watching this I would be outside running
Lucas Ross
What was the event other than floyd and gooby
These flights are way more comfy than actual UFC events
Eli Morales
>her first fight while not breastfeeding Why even include this
Kevin Sanchez
Who else here can't wait for poirier to heem khabib?
Michael Perez
Everyone there, from the girls who turn up to wear sports bras and do those leg things, to the dads who just use the spin bikes and all the weight lifters have spotters.
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You can put together a hundred different triceps routines by fine-tuning variables like exercise choice and order, rep ranges, intensity, volume, and rest periods. But rather than making you sit down to try and figure all of that out, I've done the work for you here with six straightforward and effective triceps workouts.
Each is a bit different from the others based on your training experience and goals. Each one includes movements from the large family of triceps exercises—close-grip bench presses and dips, skullcrushers, press-downs, overhead extensions, and kick-backs—that focus on one or more of the three heads (lateral, long, and medial). Of course, you can't isolate a particular head, but you can shift the focus to some degree with changes in hand and body position.
Wow there are 4 of these on UFC 240, they really dont give a fuck
Mason Hill
I'm rooting for Paulie though.
Mason Morgan
>Get out of my face before I ankle pick you These girls are both cans. If they put Goldy in she'll get exposed
Adam Stewart
Let’s get this out of the way: there is no such thing as a Dad Bod.
When “Dad Bod” became the new “it physique” it was bullshit, because Dad Bods are not an actual thing, and we need to stop pretending like seeing a normal-looking man who doesn’t look like Brad Pitt when his shirt is off is some unique thing.
It’s not.
90% of you reading this have Dad Bods, which is really just Normal Bods, and the other 10% of you have had a conversation with another human about your workout regimen this week that lasted longer than 5 minutes.
A Dad Bod is just what a human male looks like in their resting state.
People assume that once you become a dad you’ll soften up, but that’s not the case. That’s just called “not being a high schooler anymore.” The Freshman 15? That’s your beer-aided “Dad Bod.” If you’re older than 23, not a professional athlete or a fitness enthusiast, and drink alcohol, you have a Dad Bod. Which, again, is not a real thing, and is just a way people used to describe Normal Guy Bods.
When did the “Dad Bod,” a fake term for a fake thing, become so prevalent in society?
I used to do that shit when I was younger, but if you have to rely on a friend to get you to the gym then you're fucked anyhow.
David Campbell
I’d probably have to peg it at around 2009 or 2010 when, all of a sudden, some photos of otherwise hot actors started surfacing that showed them carrying around a little extra weight. That is because these celebrities, who are paid to look good shirtless on screen and as such prepare for their roles by hiring nutritionists and personal trainers, were not in the profess of preparing for a role, and as in the course of living a normal life with normal dietary vices, gained 15 pounds of “Dad Bod” weight, which again, is not a real thing, and again, just means that they had Normal Bods.
People started talking about how “Dad Bod Matt Damon is hot” when really they were saying that Matt Damon, an attractive celebrity, is attractive when he has a normal human male torso.
Ultimately, you are just as likely to see a non-dad with a “Dad Bod” as you are likely to see a physically jacked Dad. That is because most men do not look like Zac Efron when they take off their shirts. People who say that the Dad Bod is hot are just saying they have realistic expectations of what most men look like naked, which is perfectly acceptable and rational.
But it’s also not a thing. The Dad Bod is a myth. Case closed.
Renato Moicano vs. Chan Sung Jung John Lineker vs. Rob Font Bryan Barberena vs. Randy Brown Andrea Lee vs. Montana De La Rosa Kevin Holland vs. Alessio Di Chirico Ashley Yoder vs. Syuri Kondo
Interesting one, also if you read the comments Aldo is at a - which is shocking because although he didn't throw that much volume I always remembered him making people miss. I guess those two Max fights shot him down in the averages.
collegiate all american means absolute dick, you could wrestle some shit community college in delaware and call yourself that
Jack Anderson
what's the point of this new building that the ufc have made lads
Liam Thomas
Goldy and De Castro deserve it more because their divisions have so little talent they could conceivably get lucky for a few fights and make a run at the strap
Loughnane and the Hawaiifag have literally no chance of ever being highly ranked
Imagine getting cte just to have dana shit all over your performance and send your ass packing back to the bum leagues
Owen Rivera
>Quite the fight for a guy with the name “Poona”
What did Dana mean by this?
Dylan Jackson
Because soriano is an Ali guy and he basically signs every Ali fighter
Michael Green
he got jabbed up for 7.5 mins then gassed and LnP the rest of the fight, absolute joke, dana owed somebody a favor
Benjamin Jones
Ali has dirt
Aiden Morales
could you really not tell the difference between the 2 fights? 1 guy was actually crying after the fight because he couldnt get the finish and the other UK fag was pumped about his boring pillow punch fight.
>Rocks opponent multiple times in last round >Durr I only did okay Dana is such a fag bag
Josiah Jones
>boring Opinion discarded. Poopoo Shittyasshole whiffing on 95% of his punches and humping the entire last round is boring
Nolan Martin
Ali has Weinstein level dirt on Dana. Ali also leverages his fighters to get shitty salaries on the UFC behalf as court documents revealed. As well as being controlled opposition in the PFL
He was giving his reasons for having or not having them get the contract and being very truthful, he talked about how Loughnane went for a double leg instead of trying to finish the fight and how Hannah Goldy looked great when she was actually throwing combinations but she was running away too much, the look on their faces was hilarious.
Jackson Hughes
>Durrrrrrrr dey wasznt swangin and bangin till da finnish Fucking cazzie
Anthony Cooper
two good fighters had impressive decision wins against legit opponents and dana basically told them they're fucking losers and their mom's pussy stinks and then signs some total can who gassed in 3 mins and leghumped two rounds for decision
You do know these fights are basically like job interviews to get into the UFC right? If you can't secure an exciting finish at this level then why would he want to pick you up?? The only exciting decision tonight was the Hawaiian guy because he nearly knocked the dudes head off in the first round but gassed and still ended the fight on top which was pretty impressive.
Luis Morales
kys faggot
Josiah Perez
Dana has zero respect for fighters.
Noah Murphy
ye remember the time he talked shit about GSP and said GSP wasnt gonna show up to the press conference and in walks GSP and the fat goof turns quiet
Does anyone have the “bisping flexin a cep” picture? I’d like to remind the spergs on the r/mmastreams discord who’s in charge.
Michael Garcia
Disgusting clout chaser. Dillon Danis is a literal who with what is definitely a sub 8 figure bank account, and most likely sub 7. Drake sullied himself with this picture.
Landon Reyes
jones and khabib are ducking Dillon. this much we know.
Alexander Brooks
Conor McGregor is the lineal featherweight and lightweight champion. Deal with it Tony and Tiramisu fags (hereafter known as TnT Fags)!
people at any gym i train at make comments like they're scared of me or intimidated by my reach since I'm a /bigguy/ but i suck so it doesn't last long
Asher Adams
Based retard
>Bellator’s Dillon Danis calls out Jon Jones: ‘I would take his leg home with me
Dillon Danis believes he has what it takes to become the first man to submit Jon Jones.
>“If we fought in MMA, I feel like, from his stance and how tall he is, if I did an Imanari roll I would take his leg home with me.”
>“I don’t know man, I’m a different kind of martial artist. I’ve been doing this since I was a kid”
Mason Jackson
Only interested if it's no rules, rounds or ref to see based Jones at his freest.
I found a chick on IG who will pose for free clothes. Can anyone think of something embarrassing to have her wear? I will share it here specifically for /heem/.
>be a nobody >call out one of the biggest stars possible claiming you would beat them this way or that >safe in the knowledge that this contest would never, ever happen
Blocking someones oxygen flow to the brain is not a game, you can inflict serious brain damage. Don't like the way they're choking each other for the lols
David Collins
can you source those court docs? i'd love to dig into those.
What I don't understand is why there's so little porn of women being choked out during a sexual encounter. There's like... 5 videos of it. Feels bad man.
From a nosferatu to a nosferatu with titties. Slightly easier to blend in without a masquerade violation.
Oliver Baker
I'll even link some of the ones I know off hand They're all mless video IDs cause you can't share le full URL here 47ECF95 115ABA8 60907F8 280173B Mods this is OK, it's for the relevant discussion of de-oxygenation thanks
Max Holloway vs. Frankie Edgar Cris Cyborg vs. Felicia Spencer Olivier Aubin-Mercier vs. Arman Tsarukyan Marc-André Barriault vs. Krzysztof Jotko Alexandre Pantoja vs. Deiveson Figueiredo Erik Koch vs. Kyle Stewart Alexis Davis vs. Viviane Araújo Gillian Robertson vs. Sarah Frota Lauren Murphy vs. Mara Romero Borella
who can they realistically add to this one?
Ayden Perry
they can add removing the bottom 3 fights
Jaxon Reyes
Thinking about inventing the next op
Hunter Gonzalez
I did it
Andrew Powell
terrible
Easton Cook
marvellous
Leo Price
Where's the guy who makes proper threads with MMA news and a schedule and a link to the previous thread?
