/hoc/

Go habs

Yeah the draft is friday

>Trouba gone
>Ehlers getting shopped around
>Big Buff dummy thicc
>Laine still addicted to Fortnite
the absolute STATE of winnipeggers

>no news in the OP
amazing thread lad, keep up the hard work

>he doesn't think Winnipeg will fluke out and win the Cup next year
>he's in this thread right now
>he's reading this post

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oh NHL awards are tomorrow. ready for all the >blots shitposting

>hockey is for everyone
>/hoc/ is for anime

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Is this the arsenal thread

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

everyone but weebtard faggots like yourself

shoo shoo

/hoc/ only approves of 2huchads

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>they think I'm from /cric/

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>Quest for the Stanley Cup
>down 2-0 in game 7
>"let's go boys we still got this let's go"

>1.5 hours laters

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a loser all the same

how will randy ever recover

Everyone, not everything.

>boreball
Yayayayikes!

>Wheeler getting old
>Little's contract
>Maurice

>heh, i only stand around a field doing nothing for 4 hours

How the fuck are people still posting this. What is the point.

Based, and if I do say so myself, redpilled

Fill in the blank
Seattle _________

>trannyston ruins

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Seattle Finnishers

to make you seethe

>a mysterious stranger approaches you

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>he’s not excited for dal @ vgk

seattle hc

Helsinki Howitzers

whats the point? this has never made sense

business idea The Seattle Golden Knights

Give me some hot juicy trade rumours

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absolutely BOILING

Åbo Swedeaboos

real seattle

Silver Knights

Seattlen Palloseura

subban 2 canucks

seattle city

seething

Seattle United

Zdeno Chara to Vegas for Ryan Reaves

seattle red bulls™

audibly kek’d

Would be based

no one is pretending to be an idiot here
why do you struggle with this?

Pulju and Lucic for Eriksson straight up and then flipped for Subban for Lucic straight up.

athletic seattle

gf to user

Tomorrow is the 1st week anniversary of the Bombston BeRuined Blowout Bonanza

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dooing a stinking tavares lads

did this playoffs have more SOUL to it?

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Marc Bergevin is working.

I'm not mad that people are dumb, I'm bewildered by it.

joe thornton to bruins in exchange for a musty towel

Who's trading away gf?

Real Seattle

>this is how the ruins choke will be remember on /hoc/
I kind of like it in a post ironic way.

inter seattle

Would the real Seattle please stand up?

So who would be Fake Seattle?

Would bandwagon

That's because you're dumb

seattle st. germain

For me it's the Saskatoon Silver Swordguys™ (Coming Soon™)

Kingston Queens

Vancouver.

>The Seattle Rattles
clapping is a white european male social construct so they shake rattles when a goal is scored. no beer sales, only green tea

Halifax Mariners

why do yuros whistle instead of boo?

can you flush or something?? i can smell it from here

what do you think is dumb?

БУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУ))))))))))))))))

Regina Vaginas

unironically hate Max Domi and his seething manlet energy. why can't he be based like his dad?

Mighty Sperm Whales of Seattle

it's clogged lad. gonna have to call a plumber.

would unironically root for this squad

I miss Sundin

What is tonight's movie lads.

i miss that canucks legend too

The Seattle Seamen

>go seamen go
>go seamen go
>goooooooo
>seeeaaamennnnnn!

He's homosexual

seattle seats

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The Seatle Sawblades
>an entire barn going REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

seattle gabens

The Seattle Suzies

Free agent acquisition

Let’s go Seattle let’s go
*stomp stomp clap*

seattle half life 3s

SUCK EM OFF DICKGIRLS
SUCK EM OFF
*stomp stomp*

Seattle Manatees

seattle is going to be noting but suits, right?

bunch of programming nerds

Let go Cock & Ball Torture
Let’s go
*stomp stomp*

what makes you say that?

Hol up...the draft is THIS Friday?

What is the Seattle mascot going to be and why is it a giant dildo?

>there's going to be a Seattle vs Vegas game thread one day

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Better than any Canadian team ever was or will be

gary set up a nice rivalry for us, i imagine his script will make it entertaining.

at least M's fans are nice. Hopefully the seattle team has better fans than the seahawks

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Haha epic

>Seattle
>”fans”

fucking horrifying

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thinking about ice, lads.

Could be kino

Can you be kicked out for pissing on the ice after the game?

/nhl/

no i mean

No on all accounts

Seattle redskinsskaters

Why don't tall players check anymore?

BULJU redemption arc

youtu.be/Ob4YJwCnTDw

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seattle smiths

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I refuse to believe in this future

Why the FUCK are there so many pacific teams now?

is this an average day in finland

Sign of the end times

arizona relocation soon to KC

No one would ever willingly go to Kansas City.

either houston or KC

Pls this

Houston is a worse, more humid version of L.A.

K.C is not a real city. The only real city in the Midwest is Chicago.

lmao cope harder you dumb faggot

t. 26 years and counting

and? what happened 27 years ago?

we starting this shit? again?

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Thinking about getting pucks deep

Reminder that our neighbor to the North wins World Cups and Olympics as casually as Prime Thornton got an assist. We should refrain from talking shit.

yeah imagine think a shitter franchise with zero (0) cups is better than one with a 27 year old cup lol

...

i was walking home and walked passed some thot who was bitching to her boyfriend on the phone that nobody at her work was willing to change the oil in her car and now she was going to have to pay for instead.
lmao stacy btfo

off to bed now

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goodnight :)

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dream about bulju :)

>World Cup
Irrelevant
>olympics
Also irrelevant

only cause you lost :)

how about the fact that the current world champs are 73% canadian?

there were more players from saskatchewan than burgerland on the blose winning roster

Damn, I just have struck a nerve :^)

COPE

Cope

Cope harder

Should the world fear the Saskatchewans?

Reminder that Saskatchewan has a population of 1.162 million. That means when adjusted, Saskatchewan had a 282:1 representation on the Blues when compared to the entire U.S.

trying to cope lads

for me its saskatoon blades legend brayden holtby

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>While you learned to dangle and go bar down I studied the blade
*teleports behind you*
>heh almost too easy

How many Stan Lee’s has he won?

Guys...please stop with all the Sask talk. You're going to bring out pro/rel poster. He is a hard on for Saskatoon for some reason.

Kimi Raikkonen

saskatoon coyotes

Regina could probably support an NHL team better than Arizona could

Why are Canadians so fucking bad at hockey? Didn’t they invent this sport? Canadians are the Finns of North America

how long until nevada makes the list?

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canadian teams do not equate to their player success. A shit ton of great players are canadian regardless if their cities dont win cups

20 years

Cope

whos the players from utah?

Higher taxes up here, Canadian players prefer getting that US money

trevor lewis
daniel brickley
richard bachmann

We need pro/rel. Imagine getting rid of embarrassments like Ottawa and Florida and promoting Hamilton HC and Saskatoon HC.

Get a job and stop baitposting on hoc

all the teams pay their players with US money, dummy.

I know only one from that "list" and thats a stretch

I’m shitposting from work, Cuplet

>cuplet
>but likes vegas
bold fucking move

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hockey

Vegas will win the next 5

trevor lewis is the only one who actually played any games.
brickley is an ahler who got called up for a few games.
bachmann played 1 game in an emergency callup situation, i believe.

they are gonna be a playoff choker forever and ever

Still doing better than Canadian teams then

so if they choke, they still are better?

maybe they can celebrate the league apologizing to them a few more times

C O P E

Vegas will win 10 before another Canadian team even sees the SCF

did you know that ryan hartman played 83 games last season? 64 games for the perds, then traded at the deadline to the flylels where he played 19 more games.
hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=130904

Remember that hockey is for everyone.

Except gays and trannies

C
O
P
E

vegas will never sniff a final again lmao

Coping Teds fans

Hello Flyers here, is anyone trading shit old players on bad contracts?

>teds fan
at least teds fans made it to the second round lol

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Sharks already cornered that market

Cope Cole cule cope

Why did the shorks extend a player that did absolutely nothing for the team?

based junior teams that produce great players
>Acaide-Bathurst titan
>halifax mooseheads
>london knights
>guelph storm
>st.marie greyhounds
>saskatoon blades
>regina pats
>brandon wheat kings
>kelowna rockets

Tps a-juniors
Carpart a-juniors
Hifk a-juniors

>filtered the avatarfag
Suck my cock faggot

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which one?

>heh nothin personnel kid

Damn how mad are you? Lmao must be a Seattle fan

like currently? interesting that you include a team like the blades, but dont include a team like the blazers.

>canadian food prices
Help us

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go back to your cuck spam thread on /pol/

Cope and starvingpilled

This is Nunavut, surely

maybe you should just stick with meat and potatoes, soiboi

For me it’s starving to death because my money is Canadian

theyre both good. shit i forgot to add kamloops

You seem a bit angry friend. Are you getting enough protein?

>Shea Weber played for the Kelowna Rockets

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It was worse whe our dollar was worth more but we were paying the same

>i knew his skating coach when he was 6 years old and still living in sicamous BC, beautiful area of the continent by the way, and he told me then and there that this kid was the real deal

what game did pierre say this during again?

DRAFT THIS FRIDAY. MAKE SURE YOU'RE STOCKED UP ON ALCOHOL AND SNACKS

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what happens if a team doesnt make a draft selection within their time limit?

Disbanded

they just skip that pick

imagine being an anime poster

they get relocated

>Thursday
NHL Awards
>Friday
1st round draft
>Saturday
2nd - 7th round draft

Based weekend coming lads

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>3 months of nothing aside from the occasional trade after that

does anyone actually watch the entirety of the later rounds? i'd much rather watch the recaps

but I am the enlightened individual who likes stat autism and anime

>NHL awards
watching all those Tampa Bay Lightning walk up to get their trophies is going to be kind of funny desu

they usually dont even televise the 2nd day. after round 1 they just make the announcements from their table and dont even call the kid up to the stage.

its usually tweets on "oh hey we drafted this dude from the barrie colts"

KEK

i remember watching a stream of last years but getting bored, i could be wrong though

"and your 2019 Hart trophy winner, Nikita, kuuucherov!"
*awkward claps*
*awkward speech*
rinse and repeat for the norris (this also applies if giordano wins the norris), jack adams (berube and trotz deserve it more than cooper lmao), vezina and whatever other awards tampa was nominated for

Wasn't it the panthers-jets overseas game

Only the first round of any draft is fun. The rest is clinical at best.

because its not really made for television. its just people sitting around and announcing names every once in a while. at least with the first round they have some pageantry on the stage and they show the kids family/friends in the stands.

lucic + pulju + 3rd for eriksson trade about to be announced

t. insider

I dont even remember that
its fun because we get gary on the stage announcing trades and shit

gary is going to get booo'd very heavily at this years draft

no i mean i don't remember if i was watching a stream of it or was remembering something different. surely it's streamed somewhere

nowadays its pretty easy to record and stream anything. i meant that more as a network broadcast. there is just too much empty time to fill while they are sitting around working the phones.

Yes it was in Finland I think when Laine scored 5

gary prepared a year in advance

shitcongo is probably gonna get boo'd harder than gary

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does vancouver still have a hatred of chicago since that rivalry died

Good. Fuck the Niggerhawks, Burrs, Baby Burrs, and all other Chimpcongo teams

no. probably the fact that they went from 12 to 3

going to be turning 29 in a few days if i was in the nhl i would be getting close to my twilight years

Shut up boomer

How does it feel when you see dudes playing in the NHL a decade younger than you?

Prehappy birthday

Same as seeing dudes who are 18 in the NFL and look older than me at 25

Literally don't care for them. Kieth still gets some boo's

i was told by las vegas media that zucker is from there kek

Turning 26 on Thursday myself

at least i look older than these soibois

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Good job not putting news. Next time don't put the league schedule. Also, I was banned again so I missed it. But it's great to hear sissy faggot glory boy got traded to Jew York. I'm really amped for the draft now (which I will not repeat the date of)

XD I said the buzzword

look at the schnozzes on all of them

say goodbye to ehlers

Reply to me or I'm just going to make even worser posts

shut the fuck up sam give us laine

its only downhill from here, sam.

I actually picked up a paper today since troubas on the cover. Next time I get drunk might draw dicks on him

I once spat over the glass and hit Burns square on the beard.

say goodbye to myers

be a good lad and make sure to post it when you do

Don’t you EVER talk to my Boypucci Leaf like that again. Nobody tells him what to do but me

'chel online is literally rigged but i win anyway

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you can't spam pokecheck anymore

i hope >my team doesn't draft spencer knight, because our faggot fans will never stop meming about it
t. knights fan

just looked up that name and it doesn't exist

it'll be a panthers pick most likely

i only had 1 tripping penalty
there was boarding, hooking, slashing, oh and two interference penalties where i tried to hit him and my guy just decided to hit the player standing right next to him without the puck
only saving grace is no 5 minute majors

the penalties don't bother me as much as the other ice tilt mechanics since in any chel game it's easy as fuck to score shorthanded. what's really annoying is when the puck all of a sudden consistently bounces to the opposing player, all of your passes miss, and your AI just goes full retard. ice tilt is very real

yeah same that shit is really annoying

elias pettersson on tsn1040 right now

Why Gloria, and not another song?

Just realized the sunbelt won the cup 2 years in a row

i broke a controller because of it. i enjoy franchise mode more now because you can watch your core of players go from 80 some overalls into the 90s

get a grip man

no

Based Skeley working on the meat and potatoes this summer

>he doesnt play every game in franchise
>he doesn't play the third period of his AHL games to boost his draft picks stats
Casuals. Yikes

it gets tedious after the 2nd season

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what's up hoc

haha i like it

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Mom better not burn the pizza

Cum in her ass if she does

>joe is gonna play again
okay what first time NHL player wins the cup next season before him?

>tfw no footslut

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I would say my jets, but they already won the cup this year

*empty listerine bottle clatters to the floor*

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Milk

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>tfw no hockey slag gf

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Reminder to shit on soccer

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>leaving /hoc/ for nu/sp/
no thanks

Someone tell Jordan Binnington I want that puck from game 4 against the Jets.

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Silicone

Do Aho next.

I don't have Aho's filter.

Damn...

I repeat: Someone tell Jordan Binnington I want that puck from game 4 against the Jets.

Looks like Elaine

I sent him a text and he replied back, "Tell him to send me a case of his finest top shelf Listerine first"

fuck sam

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Litsterines ranked
Orange
Purple
Whitening
Turquoise
Blue
POWER GAP
Yellow

Tell him he can have my Trouba jersey.

reminder that this is what $11 milion gets you in Toronto

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youtube.com/watch?v=M4lsB-B1O7U&list=RDMMH5i7j0VhEHw&index=7

a shootout fuckup. should've stayed on the island john

K A A P O
A
K
K
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Do you ever start writing a post then realize it's cringe and accidentally close /hoc/ instead of the reply box? Long story short it involved Garfield

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Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my rectum gal

my fellow incels

That's a dang-it.

no I hit the escape key to close the reply box

Oh, I don't have that. I use a Mac

hahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahah

hahahahahahaha

>macfags

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Room smells pretty musky rn

i wanna go to the lake

are there boats to jump off? can i hurl anons mac into the lake

>sweep
>move pile of clothes to sweep other half
>push them back
>they left a pile of dirt
I always tell myself. Off season comes, time to clean my room. Not this summer

thinking about the several life experiences i'll make this off-season

I'm gonna hurl

shut the FUCK UP sam you UNFUNNY homo

>mfw

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My dad's name is sam

>marner could be traded

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There are no draft picks

>someone is growing tired of my posting

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ur dad gay

Sounds like your dad slams mad gash

>nobody mentions the wild
>everybody talking about sex instead

I just got here and noticed severely autistic manitoban is posting. See ya later fellas

You mean the North Stars?

There's not even a lot of bugs in my room and my bed is pretty high off the ground

>somebody mentions food
>nobody even talking about it

Remember to keep comments respectful and to follow our Community Guidelines

it feels so long away

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fuck off

Not getting as many replies as I'd like. If I have to start posting tranny creamppies and get banned for the draft I'm gonna be very upset

Thinking about the islanders... were they the good guys all along in these playoffs?

IslanderNaziSaluting.jpeg

but then she said: "ok wilson, why won't you take me to funkytown."

Well, because betch-u-wanna land my goat to a tshirt fishstick eating contest pigman brown said one time the new age
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93561799
what the fuck did i just read

don't think: just write words that pop into your head.

I understand now what she wrote by that way through the trees in the doorway of the heart landing strip good prepped,
and ready to bake easy bake oven mittens kittens smitten by the love of their grandfather's roomates tunguskaya even
t barbello anthony davis hunter killer teams strategic hamlets othello horatio williamson frought never again tor bro
wser problems outside my window is a tree.

t boone pickens once paid a visit to my only green elbow gordie lightfoot how do you do samuel adams winter lager.
peepee the frog said once to me: shhhhhhhh grapes of christmass wrath will steal you from you seat tonight if you unl
ess pot how many ways to a man's heart medication box spring mattress set, only 9:99 to party like it's of amoral din
gbats float beer tsarnayev compony watchdog non-government organism modified gene simmonds.

Barry white buried beautiful babies behind Barry Manilows broken bungalow below Bermuda

Someone's doing their best Yea Forums circa 2012 impression.

just turned on smackdown lads

next year. this year was a warmup

>2012

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"Sam" is turning into such a hack bit. And I do like some of you. Namely Finland and anime posters. But I really don't dislike anyone aside from sunbelters, trips, and grease. So if any of you have another forum I can attend to I would be happy to leave /hoc/. Im open to suggestions

reddit

I agree, phillipp agee's history of a brief time boxers laid out before you couldn't even take a two-ply roll on it will just be alright.

Now show the other ten thousand shitposts.

>ywn live in a world that involved Nail Yakupov the Toronto Maple Leaf

>actual discussion
a simpler time

but also
>WHERE IS ZACH PARISE GONNA GO?
>WHERE IS RYAN SUTTER GONNA GO?
o o o o o f
o
o
o
o
f

>where is parise and suter going
to hell. also holy fuck that laffs delusion was still bright in 2012

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>Tarpdown

Nope. Has to be somewhere I can showcase my crass behavior and bad ass attitude

Outside my window is a tree. It's only falling from the north lands out, continguousness blagochards spezza bomber suez canal crises averted gaze into the abyssinian caliphate country time leomenade stand up for today robertson michels stringman beans cant talk that time to far money cry no woman no cry time pansy blossom is going to take me out to the ball gamge, take me out to the ganges where the blood runs free. cut them off at the heddy lamar bomber wharton do it again sammy douglass davis junior abbatoir cat ladies penrose process holes of kerr metric tonnage systematically asymptotically brezhnev doctrine camporello dunesbury jones book t washington redskins haven't you seen just a conglomerate such as this when the stars come home pushing boundries in spatial reasoning vichy soiree cantata canteen milkmen dead red sped bled federal reserve bankers crises thurgood marshall law declared tuesday is the only day left when i sing my praises to the pancreatic bureaucracy holmstrom lindberg jones kravnik trapdoor springfield michigan days of your lives for not so much worth bear beats battlespar paradigm diaphragm terror plot.

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>putting anything other than /hoc/ in the subject line
Man we sure wasted a lot of time back then

>7 years have passed
>Literally nothing has changed for the Yotes and they are barely hanging on financially.

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i just wanted to see based bray i was just in time

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Bram Stoker's dracula is a perfect example of perfidy. That young man's whole loch ness monster munster cheese Gilliam Friday night lights. Lazy-body mattress and furniture, ladyboy actress and temperature. Boris Spassky's fittingly bespectacled hockey gods to stop doing this whenever they come to Ungula formerly. Ungula formerly was a magazine founded on the principles of seduction, suctions cups to the mind wears a badge burning crosses amongst men.

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thinking about pad thai

yotes have a growing future. They just barely came close to playoffs also but the avalanche were better in scoring. this year?

Dickgirls on the brain user?

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In time for supper they said it wouldn't take that long before long and again zoomer apocalyspe LSD sex vexing monkeyman loudness. That noise causes the Congo to shake from it's bowels, jiving turkeys in the HIV waiting room process, stripping teeth down to the skin of them. Like some, we only took it too far backstage pass daddies arrowtime lonely lovely smuckers it has to be good.

had sex

>offseason

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Had sex. Man had sex did he toke-a-go-round befittingly named Steven Douglass debate is just a word. A four letter word at that, at that doorstep of the eyeball brain machinations Henry James screwing on turns. Screw on, screw off, karate kid learns to tango with two. Next up, sex.

Eating Mexican rice

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>Eating Mexican rice jumping beans to your mouth. A five-fingered spice punch to the gullet. Truly a terrible severed head space indeed my friendo this is no country for old menninite ministers approx.

>xheattle dickgirls

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You are a very beautiful person who can make a difference and make a great day a great sure to do this and then just keep your head and get a good rest and make it better than your family is so good to get it done for sure gonna was the Day time I got home I got to go to get a couple more games for y’all to do tonight I don’t think is gonna I wanna

please stop being faggots

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PEG THEM DICKGIRLS PEG THEM
WOO WOO

hello /hoc/. how's it going?

Peg them dickgirls ole miss is a good thing to do this is what the boys are doing and what are they doing to them and then they get their guns is their way they are probably not the one is the way they are going to be

>zoomer apocalyspe
>Ungula formerly
>thurgood marshall law declared tuesday
>grapes of christmass wrath
>memories of camping world's past

Yep, that's going to be a Bikes from me, doglet.

If you have a chance to get a good night out of your way you will win this one. How do y’all feel the way to go back into your house? For me I don’t think gonna has been the perfect was that way for me and my mom

Did his dick hurt your ass?

I fucked my mom last night. Was pretty meh.

So what's the verdict: Is Taylor Swift actually a transsexual or is she just cynically monetizing gay rights?

Her real specialty is her mouth

Hadn’t sex

WE'RE HERE

WE'RE QUEER

XEATTLE DICKGIRLS FUCK YOU IN THE REAR

WE'RE HERE

WE'RE QUEER

XEATTLE DICKGIRLS FUCK YOU IN THE REAR

Why is that user?

Was does a dickgirl taste like exactly?

twitter.com/reporterchris/status/1141117933629952012

rent free

I don’t know how to get an erection

There's there, there is queer. They fuck you in the rear Shippatadwick Missouri dinoflagellate court. Tonton macoute goes good with soup or hunter.

>Sharks mentally broke the Rusty Peons
Based

HEY HEY

HO HO

THE PROBLEMATIC HAVE TO GO

HEY HEY

HO HO

MEN IN HOCKEY NEED TO KNOW

HEY HEY

HO HO

Ah, the TRUE Seattle fight song

Personally I'd put the odds at 60/40 in favour of her being a transsexual.

HOLY HECKIN BASED

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I'd put the odds and ends at her Vijay Singh if you know what we menial sins.

My asshole sings like a black man with no one who cares about him

>Peg them dickgirls ole miss is a good thing to do this is what the boys are doing and what are they doing to them and then they get their guns is their way they are probably not the one is the way they are going to be
>- Don Cherry, 2019

so we will get this trash dickgirls posting until the end of time or their name is announced

I will never not call them the dickgirls

Will always use Dickgirls for gamethreads

The team is exciting, but on the financial side they lost $300 million last year.

why do junior/college aged athletes do really gay shit to each other and call it >hazing?

Holy header netball madness.

I'll be screaming dickgirls at the top of my lungs when they beat the shorks in the WCF

BTFO

yeah but the finance aspect is also because of the terrible arena location

The Yotes has never seen the same time and score as others. They are probably willing to pay for the extra kill but if that is what they do then it’s not really the way to get it done.

You have only 2 choices, what do you choose:

dickgirls or
>rags

I remember some team shoved a cellphone up some guys ass in like 2007 at some school in my state or something and so my team had to get all this non hazing talk

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>flyers

fucking HOT (if consensual, of course ^-^)

t. Raenalyntha (they/them; #Resist)

Which has also yet to change in the last 7 years. I'm actually pulling for the team, hope they pull out of their financial/arena funk, but I'll believe it when I see it.

this is an imageboard

Fuck all gays and whites and blacks and gays and women and gays again. Seriously I don’t have a good night to be a single with my mom

Bit sad that people are associating based futa/dickgirls with disgusting trannies nowadays

news is news bitch.

Now THIS is the post.

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good, fuck em

For the first time in franchise history...

and the knights have also done it once :)

Knights can tongue my anus fuck them

I mean in some pictures she really looks like a transsexual with the caked on make up and all, but she also seems like the type of person to exploit other peoples' misfortunes so it's really close to a toss up for me.

She’d become a billionaire of she met you then

Franchise steaks: they pop when you cook 'em!

>Vegas still don't have a good insulting name, the best people can come up with is "Vegass" or "Golden Showers"
>Seattle gets "Dickgirls" 2 years before the team starts

I can't wait for the gamethreads, they are going to be so much more cancerous than knights gamethreads.

if Yea Forums was a red board I would post a shit ton of futa

Interplanetary domination most likely, desu.

taylor swifts career started when she was like 13 i think if she was a transsexual we would know

>intergalactic planetary
INTERGALACTIC, INTERGALACTIC

Mike Futa needs to become the Seattle GM

Can you stop talking shit about my girlfriend please thank you.

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>its a 7 year 50 million contract

YIKES!

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wow thats even more than scheifele makes
lmao

well he's a 50 point player, but that's an overpay by 2m. what the fuck do i know though, all i do is shitpost on /hoc/

Seven (7) years, 50 (Fifty) million

>clears throat
>inhales deeply
hah!

the absolute state of the laffs

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>11 million
>11.5 million
>11.5 million
>7 million
OH NONONONONONONONNONONONNONONO

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welp, i think that sets the tone for this year's market

marner is easily the best player on the laffs

So when will Babcock go out and bluntly say that he "should take one for the team" to Toronto media?

i really dont like how kevin hayes greedy attitude is constantly rewarded. im glad that he is finally getting the money he so badly wants and will never have success again.

>tfw you didnt overpay for players yet

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tavares baby

marner baby

look at his stats without tavares

>Joe Thornton says he feels great and will return for 2019-20. He also says he isn’t thinking about just one more season, but even more as long as he feels good.

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my favorite word is: SPROOKTOBER

What's yours?

Reminder: The Laffs have yet to win a Stanley Cup since the Seattle Totems booty blasted them back in 1968

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Laffs are becoming a shorks tier disaster

Are you finished with those edit requests?

>gaaave proooof through the KNIGHT!!!!

I just had one. This one is great to use anyway.

shant. i was shitposting and am not the same swede you were replying to

>it’s another “Devils do absolutely fuck all during the off-season while the rest of the division gets better” episode
Man, this show has been trash for the last decade.

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Hero

Your team literally just traded for an MVP a few off seasons ago

they need a tendy

youtube.com/watch?v=unxckntUFLw
Tell me she doesn't look like a transsexual here.

Debbies are the biggest band of literal who's

dreading to wake up in the morning and read about the disaster jimbo has put >us through

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Too bad it wasn't a case of Hall's well that ends well eh

2016 was seven years ago, lad.

81.5 million cap, how many teams are fugged?

Shant be making a thread

hearing that this minimal cap increase isnt just a 1 year thing too

I vote that our good friend Sweden makes the thread. NO Finns.

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