/trans/ - The Return of the Dab edition

>Manchester United will offer French midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, up to £500,000 a week amid interest from Real Madrid and Juventus. (Mail)

Bayern Munich have made no approach for Real Madrid winger Gareth Bale, says the 29-year-old Wales international's agent. (ESPN)

>Derby manager Frank Lampard is set to meet Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich on his yacht to talk about succeeding Maurizio Sarri as the Blues' boss. (Sun)

Aston Villa assistant boss John Terry is among the candidates to become Derby manager if Lampard joins Chelsea this summer. (Mail)

>Chelsea want to offer their former midfielder Lampard, 40, a three-year-deal to take charge at Stamford Bridge. (ESPN)

Benfica dismiss reports Atletico Madrid are set to beat Manchester City to the £107m signing of Portugal forward Joao Felix, 19, as "fake news". (AS)

>Chelsea have rejected £35m bids from Barcelona and Atletico for their 30-year-old Brazil forward Willian. (Sky Sports)

Paris St-Germain want to close a deal for Barcelona's Brazil forward Philippe Coutinho, 27, after the Copa America. (AS)

>Coutinho is also a target for Manchester United but he will not consider them out of respect for former club Liverpool. (Sky Sports)

Liverpool have been told by Barcelona they can make a move for France forward Ousmane Dembele, but only if they pay more than £90m for the 22-year-old. (Teamtalk)

>A Liverpool fan has sparked hope Paris St-Germain and France forward Kylian Mbappe could sign after the 20-year-old followed several of the club's players on Instagram. (Express)

Manchester United have had a bid rising to £50m rejected by Crystal Palace for English right-back Aaron Wan-Bissaka, 21. (Sky Sports)

>United have also had a £40m bid for West Ham and France under-21 defender Issa Diop turned down. The bid included an unnamed United player going the other way. (Telefoot, via Metro)

Aston Villa have inquired about Huddersfield Town defender Terence Kongolo, 25. (Mail)

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First for Everton winning the window again

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>Manchester City are weighing up a move for PSV Eindhoven's Spanish left-back Angelino - a year after selling the 22-year-old. (Sun)

Everton are confident English left-back Leighton Baines, 34, will sign a new contract. (Liverpool Echo)

>Manchester United are close to agreeing a new contract with Spain midfielder Juan Mata, 31. (Mirror)

Belgium striker Romelu Lukaku, 26, has been told by national team coach Roberto Martinez that "he has to leave Manchester United". (Het Laatste Nieuws - in Dutch)

>Chelsea's 19-year-old English striker Martell Taylor-Crossdale is having a medical before a permanent move to Hoffenheim. (Sky Sports)

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>>A Liverpool fan has sparked hope Paris St-Germain and France forward Kylian Mbappe could sign after the 20-year-old followed several of the club's players on Instagram. (Express)
QUALITY JOURNALISM

Deleted my anime attempt as it was achieved by another user anyway.

Occasional reminder that The Legend of Korra is anime

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Don't they just shag with each other?

>>Manchester United will offer French midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, up to £500,000 a week amid interest from Real Madrid and Juventus. (Mail)
B O S S. THIS IS UNFAIR. INJUSTICE.

>18 June
>English Football League
Ebou Adams [Ebbsfleet - Forest Green] Undisclosed
Yoann Barbet [Brentford - QPR] Free
Mathieu Baudry [MK Dons - Swindon] Free
Danny Collinge [Unattached - Colchester] Free
Aaron Collins [Morecambe - Forest Green] Free
James Hanson [AFC Wimbledon - Grimsby] Free
Paudie O'Connor [Leeds - Bradford] Undisclosed

>Scottish Premiership
Sheyi Ojo [Liverpool - Rangers] Loan

>International
Hillal Soudani [Nottingham Forest - Olympiakos] Undisclosed

So who will be the next memecastle manager?

thats only 2m more than what he's currently paid iirc

>While The Legend of Korra was produced in the United States and therefore not a work of Japanese animation ("anime") in the strict sense
>NOT A WORK OF JAPANESE ANIMATION ("ANIME").

BASED

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B I G S A M
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The problem is A*hley, not his wage.

>in the strict sense
so it's anime

Gary Monk

>20% payrise
>Only

Are you a banker? An MP?

>thought you were memeing
>Its actually real

Are BCFC suicidal lads?

>he'd accept a 20% pay rise to live in Ch*na
Alri Xang

the rest of the sentence went on to talk about why not, in the fact The Escapist magazine said it was influenced by it. Do you not know what 'strict sense' means?

>Sam Allardyce played for the Tampa Bay Rowdies

lmao

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Better than the norf tbqh

Bale's agent said his client won't leave on loan.
I'm disappointed

That if you are a fedora tipping weaboo you see it as not Anime while the vast majority would say that it is since it fucking look exactly like anime

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Think they just hate blokes named Gary

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imagine being Ole and getting laughed out of the door by both Wet Spam and Crapstal Palace

How the fuck has Willian survived so many managers?

I'm thinking Shunka Ayami.

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Reminder that this ball was produced in USA and is therefore absolutely not a football but a soccerball.
If you call it a football I well reeeee

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He's good.

This really made me think.

imagine being ole and getting relegated as manager of cardiff city

to be fair gary is one of the worst names out there. its so boring and bland. and its a name you laugh at like dave but dave has a bit more spark, a bit of something about it. gary is a nothing name. imagine the sex lives of people who name their kids gary

>the vast majority says something
>therefore it must be true
Wow I thought Captain Sweden was a meme, yet here you are

>buy your shit player for double their actual value
>resigns his own shit players for long term contracts on wages that piss off the 1 or 2 good players at the club

why is this tolerated?

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>that filename

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>not calling it a footballball

there's the potential to become a 'gazza' if you're called Gary and you can be enough of a lad

Weird conversation to get into

But the name Gary is going extinct, apparently no one has been officially named that in over a decade

Nobody was ever named gary, it's short for Gareth

lads this german is bullying me. come say something mean to him or your team is cursed to have a bad transfer window.

Will user sign gf??

>bad transfer window
>Liverpool

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My team already had a decent transfer window. What's in it for me?

No ;_;

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bullying someone back is not going to stop it

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hes insane m8 i need u dont be scared u can do it

gf didn't want to renew her contract and is now a free agent

>UK flag
>stupid
>paki
>child molester

Is he wrong?

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I was never molested by a paki as a kid

twitter.com/JohnLeeston/status/214854812834070530/photo/1

>that tweet is 7 years old

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aight bro I gotchu

>Pp

juve to pogba

>De Ligt says NO to F. C. Barcelona
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Good decision tbhaitch

PSG confirmed

Based.

Says yes to united. Tier 1 source already confirmed it.

We'll idk he has been getting exposed of late

Jj confirmed

>Mata made 32 apps last season, mostly from the bench
>Signs a new 3 year contract
>

GFFN says Bayern are in, I'd fancy him to go there if so

>ummm sorry incels you aren't owed sex

>why aren't my gender non confroming friends getting laid

really boggles the noggle

Matthijs de Ligt has rejected Barcelona together with his agent. Mino Raiola, the player's agent, has rejected Barcelona's offer and De Ligt respects the decision of his agent. [@ellarguero]

Welcome to Sunderland

Welcome to the biggest club in the world young man.

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btw source just in case
>as.com/futbol/2019/06/18/primera/1560882146_171060.html

>Mino Raiola

Same guy who reps Poobag

r8 Joe Hart's tattoo

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jesus fucking christ why

imagine sucking on his nipple as he smashes into you from the front, your legs spread, the smell of head and shoulders wafting up from his balls as they slap against yours haha

Please don't go to PSG

JJ logo/10

Couldn't tell you

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Does he want to became black? Black goalkeepers aren't good.. oh wait

will be funny as fuck in 30 years

>the smell of head and shoulders wafting up from his balls as they slap against yours

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>wrote letters to a bunch of players asking them nicely please to come to burnley
>still no replies
do you think they just haven't read them? how are we going to win if nobody wants to play for us?

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.

>"gimme tha fackin tim commerford look"

>NZ Burnleyanon still exists
fucking hell I thought you'd left years ago

Which players?

youtube.com/watch?v=r62SgztheEc

BASED

Give me a /trans/ EXCLUSIVE rumour

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Andre Gomes will be announced for Everton tomorrow, £20 million plus add ons.

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Mbapper to snub Liverpool in favour of an even larger PSG contract.

Alright, fresh off the Yea Forums rumour mill

Ross McCormack is set to make a shock move to Gateshead FC. The former Villa man is looking to make ammends after dissapointing at the midland club

Donna Balon says this is the last time I'll post a picture of Big Sam

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>Ross McCormack
>Gates

...

Nonce.

Alex Morgan to my dick

Sajid Javis to Downing Street FC just confirmed

Boris Johnson to number 10 is a done deal

Getting conflicted reports by user here.

>BREAKING: GOVE AGREES 3 YEAR DEAL WITH DOWNING ST FC, WILL TAKE NUMBER 10 SHIRT.

Gove snubbed number 10 for coke lad.

are Leeds going to get Dan James'd again?

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hes going to do the robbie fowler celebration when he scores

Belgium coach tells Lukaku to leave United

why tho

can someone rodpill me on rodri?

Martinez wants to get rid of the dead weight before taking over Man Utd in October

Boris at no. 10 is a waste. He puts in a great shift in defence; should be box-to-box instead

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>Roberto Martinez at Man United
fucking lmao they'd end up 16th

Robert Skov to Sheffield United, who are trying to build a front three of Ribery - Jay Rodriguez - Skov

two places above what Ole will manage then

I'm fine thanks :3

Generic Welsh name

Please don't go to city.

pogbaesque tackle

I always confuse him with Rodrigo Moreno of Valencia

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>Red card
>"Fuck off ref, I barely touched him!"

>I got the ball gaffer

>BoJo
>playing for England
He should be on the other team. He's a fucking Yank.

The other team in that case was Germany: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4970948.stm

somebody notice my bullshit rumour

Bojo is basically the polar opposite of this thing

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breaking news this user has been transferred too depression FC due to communications failures with AFC Thot

Who the hell is even Robert skov.

In case anyone wasn't paying attention England U21s are beating France U21s 1-0. England have had a man sent off and France have missed two penalties

France is such a trash nation

She’s still on a permanent deal with me, user

Broke the record for most goals scored in a single season Danish league ever last season. Surprisingly not seriously linked to any clubs yet

She's sueing you for not fulfilling your contractual obligation to sniff her armpits. Rumour is the move is made in order to move to me on a free for a significant cock size raise

>Rumour
Fuck off Bong, proxy off.

I heard she was having a low key medical at RB Chadzig

>Bong flag saying 'Mom' last thread
>now Yank flag saying 'Rumour'
Stop using proxies and getting them mixed up, use correct spelling and mannerisms.

Brummies spell it Mom

I'm American through and through though. I just spell rumour like Brits. Feels more natural

ate middul

Why won't they just sell Willian lads

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...

Accurate

It really is. Midul is Midul arguing who is Midul.

What's the stereotypical person from Cornwall like?

gay
.
.
.
:DDD

Farmer or Fishermen, they have their own language, but when they speak English they have really strong west country accents and sound like pirates

Fuck off you ponce, bet you're from Solihull

>Winning in the 89th minute
>Lose
England u21s doing things the England way

>wan-bissaka OG
lol

trying to take Kyle Walker's spot in the senior team lmao

Typical fucking England. We deserve this, despite the two pens. Fuck off. Fire their defensive coach.

...

So wan bissaka is flopping already

We need a green text name for him

Walker has already lost that spot to trent surely

And that palace tard got run ragged by a bunch of kids. The way people were going on he was the best RB in the world

>Wang Bisshit?

>De gay

>wank-pissshitter

>The way people were going on he was the best RB in the world
Palace fans are braindead

wank bissaka

>50m for a dabbing Séamus Coleman

It's not just palace fans, every time sky sports tweet about him I've seen the replies flooded with United customers saying how hes been world class for 18 months now and could be better than Gary Neville in their new look team

>manure

>wank moussaka

Coleman is elite though

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United even showing interest in you is enough to ruin your career now

>Aaron Wank Souvlaki

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Anybody awesome he who remembers Football Manager Live?

they get confused by anything more recent than a telegram

has ngubu-bissaka's value plummeted after tonight?

If he was a weed smoker who collected urine in bags, he would be Dank Pissacker

his own goal will be posted around social media earning him more widespread fame and raising his price in the eyes of man united

He can now claim mental distress caused by this, and use this to further his career

yes. i think about it quite a lot. wish they'd make another version (would gladly pay a subscription. had to beg my mum for $$ when i was a kid to play it, now i'm old and can afford such things)
i've been trying to scratch that itch for years, have tried trophymanager and hattrick online, but they aren't the same. the community was what made FM Live fun

good to see Wan Bissaka acting like a Manure defender nice and early

How would you fix Manure's defence, lads?

I wouldn't

Club needs to die

South Africans spell it Mom

Based.

No one speaks that meme language

Idc, im from London, we pay your benefits so we're allowed to come up with whatever stereotypes we want.

N

Those England and France U21 players wouldn't look out of place at ACON.

Bit racist la

You just KNOW half this team will end up at United

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I’m not from Cornwall. I just know that no one speaks that meme language

Damn, France looks like THAT!?

>the ONLY mention of João Felix itt is an old outdated news about Benfica saying that him going to atletico is fake news

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID, OP!? SERIOUSLY, DIE! JUST FUCKING DIE! YOU'RE A FUCKING EMBARASSEMENT!

Calm down my ancient and beloved friend. It is tradition to take the OP rumours from the BBC news site, which are regularly out of date or entirely fictional.

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>one of the few white players is the captain
das racism mon

nobody fucking cares about the most cancerous country on Yea Forums

Sounds like someone didn't have their pasteis de nata today

pogback 2 on the horizon lads

Manchester United have reportedly shown an interest in signing Napoli right-back Elseid Hysaj.

United are in the market for a new right-back, and Gianluca Di Marzio claims they are looking into the possibility of bringing in Hysaj.

The Albanian was one of the first names on Napoli’s team sheet under Maurizio Sarri, but he is ready to move on after being forced to rotate with Kevin Malcuit last season.

Di Marzio adds such a transfer could see the Partenopei go back in for Tottenham Hotspur’s Kieran Trippier, who had been interesting Juventus.

an englishman playing for napoli would definitely be something new

Chalobah played 5 games for them recently

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pogbackandforth

yeah but he doesn't count

Haha

remember freddy adu? my aunt knew him and got me a signed shirt when i was a kid.

Once saw Yossi Benayoun in the Trafford Centre. Was arguing with his gf because he wouldn't buy her a pink iPod, but he still signed an autograph for me

That's pretty cool tbqh
What team was he playing for at the time

>What team was he playing for at the time

Liverpool

I didn't enjoy the Metallica concert, the people infront of me where standing so I had to spend 2 hours of my feet

Piss in a cup and tip it in their shoes

I bumped into Zlatan back when he was about to transfer to the MLS. He was a big douche, but I was being an autist so I probably had it coming.

Remember to report Manica for his blogposting and ban evading.

>The 33-year-old Brazil legend's nerveless, second-half penalty saw her become the all-time leading scorer at men's or women's World Cups, surpassing retired Germany striker Miroslav Klose.
Desperate. I mean fucking Kerr scored 4 goals against Jamaica today. USA stat pad. Being top scorer isn't difficult on women's. All it takes is a world class player like Marta or Morgan to bang them in. Shame England won't ever find one of those for England.

>world class
>woman
Cringe and yikespilled.

>that quote's real
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48684910

Yes, for women. That's my point. Any above average woman will be the top scorer. The fact that Marta is 37 and still playing shows how different the game is. Many players are in their mid 30's too. Again, a single good player can do well. England cannot find that. It's disgusting.

Yes, it is, which is why I posted it kek.

Kane has 6 world cup goals. I think he's been to one world cup? He's 25(?), so he will probably do two more World Cups (assuming qualification), so he needs to score 6 each time. Marta will probably statpad another 3 or 4.

>Yes, it is, which is why I posted it kek.
I'm amazed they actually put that bit at the end about Klose to make it sound like she's better than him.

Must be trolling at this point. Saw an article today in some women's magazine, some celeb was shitting on BBC for being PC, repeats and tripe. She was 100% right. BBC used to be a world famous well respected news source. Not now.

Ah yes, if it's in the reputable Hello magazine then it must be true

I've noticed they've stopped running the Sportsday live text now. The last time they had it, it was ran by a silly bitch who had no clue what she was doing.

He's right though. The BBC has completely lost its way.

>a personal opinion on the personal opinion page by a person is now irrelevant because it's in a magazine
Christ, Fitty, you're dumb as a fucking plank.

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Lads. I have 38 chicken dippers in a bag in the freezer. How many shall I cook?

I was gonna post a very angry message to say Liverpool never won the league.

Then I noticed it wasn’t that

good night /trans/

Good night Finland

youtube.com/watch?v=K1QjLz4qLSI

>Paris St-German are willing to sell 27-year-old Brazil forward Neymar this summer. (ESPN)

Real Madrid could include Brazil midfielder Casemiro, 27, in any offer to sign Neymar from PSG. (Marca)

>Manchester United will have to pay up to £75m if they want to sign 22-year-old French defender Issa Diop from West Ham, with the Red Devils having rejected the Hammers' proposal of a swap deal involving France forward Anthony Martial, 23. (Mirror)

England and Manchester United defender Phil Jones, 27, has been offered to West Ham as part of their bid to sign Diop. (Sun)

>Tottenham have been offered the chance to sign Sampdoria defender Joachim Andersen for £31.2m after Arsenal decided not to follow up their interest in the 23-year-old Denmark international. (Star)

Everton are close to finalising a deal to sign Portugal midfielder Andre Gomes, 25, from Barcelona for £22m. (Mail)

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>Leicester and Manchester United are £40m apart in their valuation of England defender Harry Maguire, with the Foxes pricing the 26-year-old at £80m. (ESPN)

Manchester United expect Paul Pogba to stay at the club but accept a situation may arise where they choose to sell the 26-year-old France midfielder. (Sky Sports)

>Real Madrid, meanwhile, have been warned against making a move for Pogba by their former president Ramon Calderon. (Sun)

Gareth Bale's agent has dismissed suggestions that the 29-year-old Real Madrid forward is going to move on loan to Bayern Munich. (Mirror)

>Bayern Munich midfielder Leon Goretzka has said he would be "very happy" if his side signed Manchester City winger Leroy Sane, 23, this summer, but would not pressurise his international team-mate to make a move. (Manchester Evening News)

Manchester City will offer a professional contract to Valerenga midfielder Oscar Bobb when he turns 16 in July. (Mail)

>Manchester United are prioritising a deal for Crystal Palace defender Aaron Wan-Bissaka, 21, before they move on to other targets in the transfer window. (Manchester Evening News)

Roma want 70m euros (£62.4m) for midfielder Nicolo Zainiolo, 19, who has been linked with a move to Tottenham. (Calciomercato, via Team Talk)

>Rangers boss Steven Gerrard, 39, has rejected an approach from Derby County as the Championship club make contingency plans for the anticipated departure of Frank Lampard to Chelsea. (Times - subscription required)

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Manchester United are considering appointing Steve Walsh as their new director of football with former midfielder Darren Fletcher also offered a role within their recruitment team. (Mail)

>Burnley have rejected a loan offer from Besiktas for English defender Ben Gibson, 26. (Sky Sports)

Southampton's England goalkeeper Alex McCarthy, 29, is open to a move to Liverpool with the Reds set to allow 31-year-old Belgium international Simon Mignolet to leave in order to secure regular first-team football. (Standard)

>Xavier Calm, a little-known Spanish coach whose last job was in charge of Spanish third-tier side UE Cornella, is the betting favourite to replace ex-Birmingham manager Garry Monk, who was sacked on Tuesday. (Birmingham Mail)

Watford have approached PSV Eindhoven over a deal to sign 24-year-old Uruguay midfielder Gaston Pereiro. (Watford Observer)

>England Under-18s midfielder Daniel Adshead, 17, has joined Premier League newcomers Norwich City in a £300,000 move from Rochdale. (Mail)

Southampton are set to beat Sheffield United and Burnley to the £14m signing of 22-year-old English striker Che Adams from Birmingham. (Star)

>Brighton are in advanced talks to sign Portsmouth defender Matt Clarke, 22, for £3.9m, with Leeds United and Stoke City also interested in the player. (Football Insider)

Burnley are not interested in signing Belgian full-back Boli Mbombo from Rapid Vienna despite speculation linking the 23-year-old with a move to Turf Moor. (Burnley Express)

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>Roma want 70m euros (£62.4m) for midfielder Nicolo Zainiolo, 19, who has been linked with a move to Tottenham. (Calciomercato, via Team Talk)
First £75m for Diop. Then £80m for Maguire. Now £62.4m for a 19 year old. To be linked with a EPL club is like finding a pile of gold dumped on your training pitch.

Why is /trans/ consistently the best thread on Yea Forums?

Neutral thread about potential future events, not hindered by conflicting subjective (99% confirmation bias) views of what happened. Just fantasy, no "facts".

It's not, we're just easily impressed

so we are giving on the fact that newcastle is being bought out?

>jose

So you didn't die in the tsunami? Welcome back. You native Nip or you a gaijin working there? You didn't reply about how comfy your village was either... I've noticed that a lot. I've asked Japanese or Hong Kongers personal views or questions about their life and it is often ignored. Maybe a culture thing.

Anyway, how is Kubo doing for Japan? Not been watching, myself.

It's all theoretical. If Ngubu is sold for £120m, then will it make Oil FC any better? Will they win 4 cups this year instead of 3? Will careers be broken?

Sorry, probably missed those questions, cause I am usuall going to bed when trans gets going and don't read everything the next day. Also not trying turn this into my blog or give too much personal info here. Not native, but married, and here long term. No english teacher either, my village is very comfy, more relaxed than all the neighbouring ones, less strimming days and fees for matsuris etc, plus people really generous, sharing veg they grow and seafood or wild boar they catch, plus I help them do heavy lifting since they are mostly over 60 and no young people around.

post transfer rumours about Croatian players, you fucking racists

Cool story Brian sensei.

Rakitic is being dumped by Barca so will end up at PSG or united etc

>big mistake

Messi to blame

I don't know about allowing Messi decide anything.

Remember when they got that Argentinean coach? Or the 2018 WC

Messi will never win another CL

Why are you samefagging with that flag?

Weird night lads. Got into bed at midnight. Couldn’t sleep. Got up for a glass of water and watched a few highlights from some of the games. Couldn’t sleep. Ordered a Maccies breakfast to be delivered. Just smashed it. Not wide awake. Wtf

Maccies breakfast delivered
Is this a thing? Where tf you at?

Uber eats
London
Get to civilisation m8

Send Poogba to China desu

Lads. United will sign Bruno Fernandes

He will win PFA Player of the year

Blooter merchant

>Manchester United expect Paul Pogba to stay at the club but accept a situation may arise where they choose to sell the 26-year-old France midfielder. (Sky Sports)

Just make it stop ffs

you jealous, ALT?

Just make him stay a year. If he throws his toys out just stop playing him.

Pogba and United is a match made in heaven.

Heaven doesn’t exist. So are you saying Pogba doesn’t exist?

>balls rolls next to him
>opponents run past him
>nothing happens
You might be onto something.

Swap Pogba For Bale+Kovacic+James Rodriguez would be kino desu

nah thats ozil m8

Jose Mourinho has dropped hints to his future plans, revealing that he sees himself becoming the manager of a national team rather than another club.

“I want to compete in new competitions,” he said.
“I think about the World Cup and the European Championships.
“For a long time I have had the desire to try out such an adventure. Right now, I see myself more at a national team than with a new club.
“Is Portugal the right team for me? Not necessarily.”

fucking birda having an orgy behind my window, couldn't sleep with the window open so now it's 26°C inside

itc been 10-15c and rainy all summer here.
dunno how birds dont go insane just sitting there making the one same noise every day over and over and over surrounded by 1000s of other birds just constantly screeching into the ether around them id lose my mind

B
o
S
s

Hearty kek, thank you man

it was nice over spring bank holiday

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>tfw theres a squadron of sparrows in the garden

They cause chaos. Like schoolkids but less annoying

Doooo do do, dooh dooh
Doooo dooh doo, dooh dooh
Doooooh dooh dooh, duh dooh

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ffs lads missed Crouchfest

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that's a cute dog

>2 million
>only

>people standing at a metal concert
The sheer indignation

Any Malcom rumours lads? PSG should sign him imo

Plus in China I'm sure they dont even pretend to tax the rich

Lads LADS
>trans(fers)

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Arsenal face a battle to keep hold of Granit Xhaka, according to The Sun. With Atletico midfielder Rodri linked with Manchester City and Bayern Munich, it is understood Xhaka is viewed a potential replacement at the Wanda Metropolitano.

>Real Madrid are ready to offer Tottenham £45m plus blossoming midfielder Dani Ceballos to get their hands on Christian Eriksen, reports the Sun.

Manchester City are prepared to activate Rodri's 60m euro (£53.5m) release clause

>Manchester United are stepping up their pursuit of Norwich right-back Max Aarons and see him as an alternative to Aaron Wan-Bissaka.

Milan, Juventus and Roma are all reportedly in the race to sign Stuttgart and Turkey defender Ozan Kabak.

>Reports in England claim Manchester United striker Romelu Lukaku will not force a move to Inter this summer.

Manchester City have reportedly launched a €95m bid for Napoli defender Kalidou Koulibaly.

>Lyon have submitted a bid to Sampdoria for central defender Joachim Andersen, according to @DiMarzio.

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>45m plus Ceballos for Eriksen
Lol no thanks

yeah that's lowballin' I assume Levy won't even reply to a bid like that

>fat
>clumsy
>bit pink

Proud english units of the avian world

>95mil for a defender

Worlds gone mad

If your goal was to make AFTV as entertaining as possible then who would you have Arsenal buy?

I blame Liverpool tbqh

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Bayol

I mean realistically. They can't afford him.

>de gay

Koulibaly is the 2nd best defender in the world behind VVD, and Napoli are hard bastards to negotiate with.

It's PSG's fault for dropping €200 million on Neymar and Mbappe each. The record bid before that was Pogba at €100 million.

it's probably made up entirely, Ceballos is all but confirmed going to Sevilla

B-but b-b-bros, I thought he w-was s-shit?

OH NO NO NO NO

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but the narrative is much more fun if we blame liverpool for vvd and allison so I'm going to do that.

>it's probably made up entirely,
Very likely but then again the Sun is know for it's thorough reserach and publishing only hard cold facts

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i don't think i've ever watched a copa america match
is it a meme tournament?

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In a queue to buy Man City season ticket

Started in 900th place, now 159th

>implying scousers are above pickpocketing corpses

Been trying to watch it and it's shit. Just crap football mostly

It is. Won money on chilli winning it back when, didn't watch a single game

As much as the euros is now

>it's back

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It's OK, quality isn't great but lots of chimping out.

where you gonna be sitting mate?

remember to show your support for are girls tonight lads

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Sold out :(

Fuck the weebs

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man city haven't sold out a match in decades

Rabiot on a free and try to get Icardi in.
Ironically >>>>my club might be doing both of these things so that's cool I guess.

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You have loads of teams in greater manchester. Go support a proper team like rochdale or bury or oldham etvlc

something makes me think the supporters of rochdale afc wouldn't take kindly to a asian tranny citeh fan joining their ranks

i might have completely the wrong idea of them of course

Thinking of going to my local non-league side next season. Is it weird going to these things on your own?

Went to the Rochdale vs Tottenham game last year , people were nice

Not true, I went to a few games and it looks full

Friendly reminder not to give any attention to the freak, even though it's obvious it's samefagging.

Lads wtf put on this morning right now.
Some old tranny has a betger looking gf than any of us

One of the responses was me pal.
Nothing wrong with a bit of friendly advice.
Dint at me

i always talk to moni like she's a real human being cos i'm nice and interested in her life

Just read Amanda Holdens article in Now magazine lads, makes some sharp insightful political insights in her column titled '5 ways to make your man jealous'

That bitch ruined les dennis

need more hot female fotballers posted lads

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One of the Scottish team has sex tapes leaked by an ex

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Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now

Is it too hot?

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Gay.

Take me out tonight
Oh, take me anywhere, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care

Her leaked clips are proper dirty, classic homemade amateur shit where she and her man are just rawdoggin it like there's no tomorrow

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very cruel to leak a sex tape imo
like to think i'd never do it

just recording it is wierd

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good to get pointers on your technique i suppose, like when you're practicing your golf swing

>Chelsea hope to finalise Lampard's appointment before the end of the week, he will sign a three-year deal (Evening Standard)

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Some couples like to record themselves and watch it back.
Although i find completely retarded and don't understand how women fall for it so much

Italy are set to bring in Riccardo Orsolini and Patrick Cutrone for tonight’s European Under-21 Championship match with Poland this evening.

>Roma have reportedly offered €18m for Real Betis and Spain goalkeeper Pau Lopez.

Michel Platini’s lawyer has confirmed that the former UEFA President is no longer in custody but hit out at fuss ‘being created about nothing’.

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>tfw have a criminal record for posting my ex's nudes on Yea Forums

Thanks user, very cool!

No, it's acceptable today. 27°C :)

lad...

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don't really have any sympathy desu

How the fuck did they find out?

27 is too much. What's the problem then fren?

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If youre not memeing, how could it be proven that it was you, without violating your privacy?

>wan-bissakis

winrar

I dunno, just feeling a bit down today. At least tomorrow is a day off!

I am beautiful
No matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful
In every single way
Yes words can't bring me down
Oh no
So don't you bring me down today

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YB have signed Sierro. Which basically confirms Sow is leaving.

Her current bf 'stumbled' upon the thread. No idea how but I assume he was being a dirty wanker same as me. She confronted me and told me never to do it again and I forgot all about it. Then a year later the police showed up at my door.

and then?

Don't believe it desu.

Yeah I call bullshit. They couldnt possibly prove it was you (a year late) without violating your privacy, or you admitting it.

imagine being a girl, coming out of a relationship with some freak who posts on Yea Forums, then rebounding onto another freak who posts on Yea Forums
bizarre

on legal advice I said it was me but I didnt intend to cause harm or distress (a big part of the law) so I got a 800 quid fine and a breach of the peace charge instead of anything sexual on my record
ok

>without violating your privacy
i'm thinking violating her privacy by posting her nudes on the internet trumps those of bringing justice to the man who did it

they had all the communication between me and her with the pics being sent, I was the only one that had them. I could have tried 'b-but I was hacked' but then just just end up looking through the laptop and finding that wasnt the case anyway

Innocent until proven guilty. Just because youre a suspect, doesnt mean your rights are suddenly null and void.

ty fren

The police can get warrants to search your shit though if you're a suspect

might aswell repost seeing as youve already got the criminal record

>user transfered to Prison FC

Based on "she said"?

based on
>here's evidence of me sending him the pics
>here's the pics being posted on Yea Forums

Why would you want to share pics on Yea Forums pal

Based on that information I can only assume the nudes were not something most people would want to see

>having 'rights' in the United Commiedom of Great Britainistan

Got fined for littering so I'm quite the criminal

Nice pic btw

quite the effeminate criminal past me; got caught shoplifting hairspray from boots (it was an accident)

i'm a convicted thief and certified sissy

Say goodnight
Drop the mic, you shouldn't be holding it
This is how it should be done

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based on
>she claims you did it
>she claims youre the only one she sent pics to
>no evidence of said claims
>HAND OVER YOUR INTERNET HISTORY AND COMPUTER PEASANT

Manchester United have contacted Napoli regarding right-back Elseid Hysaj, with Atletico Madrid also interested in the Albanian, according to Sky in Italy.

>Barcelona are willing to sell both Philippe Coutinho and Ousmane Dembele to ensure they can sign Neymar, according to Marca.

Juventus have made a contract proposal to Adrien Rabiot & are waiting to hear back

>Manchester United have set a price of €150m for Paul Pogba; the player now favours a move to Juventus - Di Marzio

ManU swinging wild lads

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why are you desperate for criminals to be getting away with breaking the law lad?

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10/10 webm /span/ is best

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Stop telling lies on the internet and then deflect with bullshit opinions on how the law works or is supposed to work.

Also revenge porn laws are a joke. if you consent to a picture/video being taken, that video is property of whomever took it. BUT SHOCKER, when its about women's bodies, suddenly those laws dont apply.

Not him but I assume a lawyer has a better understanding of British law than some Austrian on the internet

>when its about women's bodies, suddenly those laws dont apply
and what is your problem with this? are you pro-revenge porn?

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>like all great explorers, kitty had to know

>Are you pro seeing hot amateur girls getting boned

Obviously yes.

Goalkeeper David Ospina has completed a move from Arsenal to Napoli for £4m.

>Napoli have reportedly agreed to pay €36m for Kostas Manolas, while Amadou Diawara could head to Roma in a separate deal.

Napoli are offering Real Madrid €10m for a season-long loan deal for James Rodriguez with a commitment to a €40m permanent deal next summer.

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>Goalkeeper David Ospina has completed a move from Arsenal to Napoli for £4m.
this feels like a good deal for napoli

Ummm lads

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I watched colombia vs Argentina last week
It was pretty fun

>user is said to travel to meet the agent of Apartment FC to sign a contract transfering Aparment to user FC [BBC]
Habbening lads

>when you see a 'haha' post in another thread

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good for user, hope they enjoy the new signing

user is said to be very happy since it's a permanent move and not a loan deal

Based Swede. Btw should I watch your league?

Please let both Argentina teams lose today

God no

>Bundes general
>Serie A general
>MLS general
>Liga MX general
yet La Liga has none. Interesting

spaniards are non-existent on english speaking websites

Wonder what the Spanish Yea Forums is like.

>here's your eibar vs huesca la

Any cunt selling a right-back? Preferably black?

Wank-Bissaka la

>Barcelona are willing to sell both Philippe Coutinho and Ousmane Dembele to ensure they can sign Neymar, according to Marca

>be Barcelona
>sell Neymar
>use money to buy Coutinho and Dembele
>plan to sell Coutinho and Dembele to raise money to sign Neymar
Perfectly run club.

You could play Tripper there but he's not great at defending or anything really but you see that goal at the world cup?

Always found this odd, there's plenty of French, Italian and Portuguese flags. But so few Spanish ones

>manica
Fucking poofter I told you to fuck off years ago

we have our own meme forums

such as?

whats the spanish Yea Forums?

Spanish that speak english and are young are rarely in spain

forocoches, taringa, etc

They just put some treats in there and hoped their little video went viral.
Lucky catto didn't get trapped
Italians too

What is it with Mexicans posting stoner Simpsons memes?

Ayy The Simpsons were always on prime time tv in South America. Hence thereforth.

We do to but we're still here

Out our price range lads. Need someone who’ll cost less than £3m

Clyne

A few Spurs updates:

Tottenham will have to pay up to £63m to land Lyon's Tanguy Ndombele this summer. Negotiations between the two clubs are continuing, although no deal is close to being agreed. [Sky Sports]

Tottenham are tracking Sampdoria centre-half Joachim Andersen. The 23-year-old Dane is among the possible replacements for Toby Alderweireld if the Belgian's £25million release clause is triggered by a rival club this summer. [Standard]

>Tottenham will have to pay up to £63m to land Lyon's Tanguy Ndombele this summer.
thats a lot of money

donny van de beek to tottenham?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>/r9k/ not blocked at work
>click a specific thread, it is blocked

When poolishit cost 50m, no it isnt.

was it about trannies?

>years ago
well you're in for a surprise, just wait until you see the new pics

>r9k
OH NO NO NO NO

They'll still turn a transfer window profit, somehow

And they'll also turn a profit on the whole thing

have sex

God I hope PSG implode on their own drama again this season

/britfeel/

Having feelings and emotions are for women, not /trans/ AT ALL

They don't "implode", they just fold under the slightest bit of pressure

When the going gets rough, they get going

Although I also suspect that they may be better on themselves losing

Ah sorry lad. We're just chatting about Karl/Ricky/Steve right now

Based and redpilled
It only turns out, it was a PORK. CHOP. That she'd sat on FIVE YEARS EARLIER

it's a shitty invitation-only imageboard/forum called "forocoches". it's not only a language-barrier, most spanish people are technologically illiterate and not a lot of young people make it to online imageboards like 4chins. most of the "spanish" posters you see on Yea Forums are catalans and basques

moni have you been watching the women's world cup?

according to l'équipe PSG are looking at Barella. Would slot nicely into their midfield alongside Verratti desu.

>All these monstrous valuations for players

When will this bubble burst? 80m for Maguire is lunacy.

It's carzy how good Barella is, I've only watched a few game of him at Cagliari but even in the National team he really shines. Especially considering his age

Agreed, I rate him.

The only thing I worry about with Italians is that so many of them flop when they move abroad. Verratti is a rare exception

>he rates the white sturaro

just looked and he's 26
still young, but i thought he was like 23

It won't, these are normal prices now with the premier league tv deal

Expect a 200mil transfer in the next 2 years

Neymar was one wasn't he?

Forgot about him

>22 more days until I can see Jurgen's tricky reds again

Wish time would hurry up 2bh

Damm Mendy is black... I mean, really black BLACK.

>it's the "everyone's stupid but catalans" poster

A bit late but that really is a cool story m8. Different guy than the one who called you Brian, but my fatass is an ALT and I have a lot of friends who want to be in your position ha. In fact, I have a French friend who has a similar situation to yours but instead of enjoying it he spends his time bitching about his town, he doesn't appreciate the gestures they do, and he hates the matsuri shit. I have been to his town many times and it's comfy as fuck, angers the shit out of me that he complains so much about it.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>Goalkeeper David Ospina has completed a move from Arsenal to Napoli for £4m.
This, how come arsenal never get good money on their sales?

Fuck off rebel scum

They’re gonna sell him to Real Madrid but first they are going to make it as painful as possible for them.

Spanish are low IQ, can’t speak English, God’s language.

Hummels to Dortmund is a done deal

SIGN SUM FAKKKIN PLAYERZ!

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This is why women shouldnt go to footie matches. No place for a lady

Yeah, I love it, but some people just can't get enough of the concrete jungles of [generic city] and think a house with spring water, garden grown fruit and veg, meat and fish straight from your local forest and sea, etc. is somehow not as valuable. I guess its an age thing, I only miss the interestingly different people, especially here in Japan's countryside they can all be abit small minded and boring, but thank fuck the internet.

she's mirin that gut
she's drenched over his sheer masculine presence

Holy shit an actual transfer

So are Dortmund planning to play 3 at the back, or are they selling two or three CBs?

A month ago, I wanted to lock your device and ask for a not big amount of btc to unlock.
But I looked at the sites that you regularly visit, and I was shocked by what I saw!!!
I'm talk you about sites for adults.

I want to say - you are a BIG pervert. Your fantasy is shifted far away from the normal course!

They’re grooming him for the interim manager job when ole inevitably gets fired

Used to enjoy the /trans/ time of year, now it's just annoying.

we dont know, but since they bought Schulz who is a pretty good wingback and Hakimi does lack in defensive abilities, I could imagine a 3-4-3

No, I do late shifts at work and went to see Metallica last night

Diallo could go to PSG

i'm fine with it this year cos we have the cricket world cup and women's world cup to keep us busy

>Manchester United are stepping up their pursuit of Norwich right-back Max Aarons and see him as an alternative to
Aaron Wan-Bissaka

Fuck, our defence is shite already and Aarons is probably the strongest player in it.

Still looking for a Serie A club to support. Preferably a Tottenham equivalent

how's work going? are you going to stay there?

As in putting the pressure on? Napoli

Any good jav sites lads, fancy wanking to a squeeling jap girl

Where abouts were you stood lad I was on the left next to the bip fence. Top show thru out in just a pity it was pissing down

Inter

>Preferably a Tottenham equivalent
Jewish?

Wank Pisscaca

If you want occasional waves of drama, go for Roma

If you want a constant simmer of drama, go for Inter

is it easy to get to a city where you are? Living in a major Japanese city sounds like hell but I'd love to live in one that isn't too big but still has cool shit ans maybe isn't too expensive

Some sites got nuked recently. I mostly use 7mm.tv right now.

I doubt they would let Diallo go. I can see Zagadou and Toprak leaving. That would mean 4 CBs.

Yeah but i have a car. Bus would be a nightmare. Can recommend medium cities in interesting areas, like Hakodate (amazing view, more western food), Beppu (onzen, noodles) and Kanazawa (student town, great garden & castle). Not sure about cheap, but if you have time and can speak japanese, try finding an old house and do some diy, rather than those shitty toxic shoebox apartments they keep churning out and renting for stupid money.

I don’t understand this transfer

Why are Buyern selling him?

That's just the Austrian way, innit

They need money for the Sane transfer

State

What matches we watching today lads?

england - japan for me

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I've been wanting to leave for 5 months now and haven't, so i guess I'll stick it out until I find something better

Block 128, right at the edge of the seated area, near the stage

Pic on my blog

I didn't like it too much, couldn't hear the lyrics and the guys standing infront of me where standing the entire show so I had to too, I wanted to SIT, that's why I bought a SEATED ticket

Never going to another concert

He's nothing special, only value is being German

>Britain
>Privacy
Kek

South Africa - New Zealand

What Justice? When someone sends you nudes they belong to you now. You’re legally entitled to do what you want with them as long as she didn’t copyright them.

>You’re legally entitled to do what you want with them
then why does he have a criminal record you spaz?

Barcelona vs Real Madrid threads are the only things that matter from that league

>Amerifat education

A TRANSFER

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Because lawmakers are tech illiterate boomers. Courts will someday throw those laws out when someone of a high enough profile gets prosecuted.

isn't hummels like bayern's best defender? or am i living in the past?

You now remember Gotze.

>Luis Enrique has resigned

Wat

>PSG to hire Nicolo Barella, Cagliari, for 40-50M€
Someone is playing Football Manager and I bet it's Tuchel!

One of his closest relatives is very ill (there is no more info about it "officially).
But he should have resigned like 3 months ago, not now after National Squads games are over.

Trying to look up the Europa League draw but it's confusing the fuck out of me

Wolves have drawn either Crusaders of Northern Ireland or B36 Torshavn from Faroe Islands .

his daughter has cancer

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019–20_UEFA_Europa_League#Preliminary_round

There are many versions online about it, all are sad. Hate the guy anyways but bad things are always bad. But again, 3 months late.

thanks

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Some MOUTHWATERING clashes

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For me, it's Barry Town

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I thought they went bankrupt and disappeared years ago

>Cardiff College made their Welsh Cup debut in 1964, defeating Pembroke Borough 3–2 in their inaugural game and Dunlop Semtex 3–0 in the third round before suffering elimination in round 4 at the hands of Merthyr Tydfil.

Europa is such a fucking meme league

i agree, hope after all of this he starts coaching again, would love to see him take a team like arsenal, or ever a return to the nt, as a coach i really rate him

Wtf it's real.

Who dis

>Andorra team vs Gibraltar team
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Thanks, I love you guys
>Hazard left the group
lmao

On CM I loved taking over a club in the Welsh league or somewhere shit and giving them loads of money and trying to see how far I could go in Europe

not seeing this one

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Do they even have the same skin tone?

Fucking hate Chelsea but that made me feel sad in a weird way.

i'm not sure they have the same colour anything
just a couple of blokes with beards

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>haha pakis are people too :Ddd
>haha refugees welcome

the beeb strikes again

haha

Reckon Neymar will go back to Barca?

Dunno m8 maybe

not sure they can afford him

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Bruno Fernandes to Liverpool according to some twat with 5,000 followers on twatter

There was a rumor a few weeks ago

You now remember John Arne Riise

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Neymar will go to Barça in exchange of Rakitic + Greaseman (Barça already made a deal with Greaseman in March to buy him for 120M€).

He had a good long shoot, I liked him

Fake news

so barca are going to buy and sell griezmann in the same window?

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4D tactics

Chelsea hero

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

he broke alan smith's leg once by shooting the ball at him really hard

>alan smith

Now there's a blast from the past

Süle is

Bring on Alan Smith...for Lineker

Yes, in first place they were so retard to go for it again after getting cucked last year with that video sayin he'll stay in Atletico (And the video was produced by Piqué, top kek). The barça fans dislike Greaseman now and they have to do something now that they signed a deal with him, and breaking it will be a penalty for Barcelona

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>Neymar
Dude is busted for months, they'd be mad to do that. Greaseman, maybe.

Seated is for benders

>Manchester City's Kyle Walker has signed a two-year contract extension that will keep him at the Premier League champions until 2024.
A HA HAHAHAHAH.

Just report him you nonce.

Atletico and Valencia have fanbases too....Atletico were like Dortmund at one point, the hipster club

>Bayern Munich have agreed to sell defender Mats Hummels back to German rivals Borussia Dortmund.

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>>Manchester City's Kyle Walker has signed a two-year contract extension that will keep him at the Premier League champions until 2024.
>A HA HAHAHAHAH.
What's so funny, he's a good player and our best defender last season

Messi wants him back

New: New: New:

>atletico
>the hipster club
Atletico used to be the "team of the people", because muh always suffering and being the poor guys of Madrid (Now they hire people for 120M€). Rayo is now the hipster club, yet they still have the antifascist supporters so it's kinda a mix of that.