Nordics have a competition where they just sit in a sauna and see who passes out last

>nordics have a competition where they just sit in a sauna and see who passes out last

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americans have a competition that players have to throw balls onto baskets

I thought you had to get up and leave in order to win

>americans have a competition where they just eat hot dogs and see who throws up last

inb4 somebody posts the guy who scalded himself to death and won.

this is true

and there's no official competition anymore ever since some Russian died trying to get the championship

unironically based

it's the guy on left in OP's pic

guy on right almost died, fucked up his lungs, skin, was in a coma etc.

>the guy who scalded himself to death and won.

He didn't win, since you aren't allowed to die in the sauna. You need to get out on your own to qualify.

That one is based.

What did they expect ?

>cancelling a sport over death
Cringe

What are testing limits

>Finns wear Aloha shirts and sandals in the middle of winter with -50 degrees
>Finns also win sauna championships with temperatures over 110 degrees

Why are they so FUCKING based?

>Americans have a competition where there's 2 minutes of adverts for every 20 seconds of action

How can a country that creates easily 50% of the world's entertainment, be it music, television and film have such awful, awful sports?

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Brazilians have a competition where they see whose tent house is best tent house

but if it was poutine you’d not be mad

because believe me I wish we had more poutine eating championships

don't the fries go soggy in a poutine

>grown men flopping around like ragdolls after getting tapped lightly
>kicking a ball around for 90+ minutes for the game to end 0-0
>points system instead of a playoff competition for all leagues

I watch both footballs but this is just cringe.

That's why you eat them fast, duh

>wasting poutine on people who won't even taste it and will throw half of it up
I'd be even more mad

>tfw it was worth it

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>you aren't allowed to die in the sauna
nice """sport""" you got there Pekka

I eat it fast as. Rather do it for a competition and justify my disgusting addiction desu

>The world record in this discipline stands at 25.5lb; one Joey Chestnut set that record in 2016

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they be underweight in alabama. we sumo now.

*dies*

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self cook is not a sport

Sounds like you're castrated

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a real northern lad would outperform any nordic at the sauna

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My sides

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It's all funded buy illiterate retards (The people who watch advertisements instead of sports)

you cant saunaball if you are drunk.

Croatians to win this one easily

Croatian Dalmatians would win this one easily

lifestyle = deathstyle