/cyc/ - Tour de Suisse, Stage 4

>only 27°C

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Nah, I am just overall weak. A feeling I have gone through for over 13 years when I was in trapped in the school system. Be it brains or brawls, god damn, always bad at sports, it was always a walk of shame to the PE classes, always picked last, always among the worst in athletic disciplines as well, with the fat kids as a scrawny kid.

Fuck everything, gonna go for a shower and gotta wash my shorts and jersey.

Sagan will win anyways.

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You always have excuses. Shut up and train harder/smarter

This guy makes me rage with disappointment. Always the same shit from him. I hate him so much.
Tejay is my new hero, he will win the TDF.

Divine punishment for every Ineos shitter

CHUTE DE THOMAS

Nice i can be neutral towards Bernal as a sole leader even if its >Ineos

DEAD THOMAS ON DA STREET

Who can stop his Voodoo

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>Tejay is my new hero, he will win the TDF.

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>Imagine your leader is TJ or Porte and you just know that all your hard work will be futile

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All the big guns are getting wiped out before TDF even starts. It`s Tejays year.

>having TJ as idol

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Eh it may not even be so bad, you could get a permission to go for a stage win.

FUCK INEOS

Nooooo what happened to G?

Crashing on purpose to avoid antidoping exams

>people in this thread hating on G

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Bernal it is then.

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Dude, you seriously gotta find a new attitude if you want to get anywhere. You will not make miracles as you're starting in endurance sports if you've never done any sports before. Also going hard every time is the biggest noob trap in endurance sports. You gotta build your cardiovascular system over time and the way to do that is with long, 3+ hour, z2 rides.

Was G's crash on camera? I tuned in when he was already on the ground.

I'm guessing the new Ineos-kits secrete toxic fumes

>Viviani still there

Sagan has a problem

>scrawny kid
Get into bodybuilding instead

Fuck this bike as well. I will just ride it from time to time to get me out of my room, but nothing more.
There is 0 rational indication and belief that I could ever achieve even a physical state in which I could ride a mountain pass up.

Back to shitposting on pro cyclists then.

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NEW CONSPIRACY THEORY:
The CEO of Ineos hated Sky dominance so he bought the team and sabotages his rider's bikes so they crash out before/during the big races. Could he be /ourguy/?

dude, just ride for fun

dont you enjoy your rides?

you kinda learn to ignore the pain after awhile. also once you start doing something because you actually like doing it it will get better and you will get faster. it just takes time

Just ride at your own pace senpai.

Froome's crash was much bigger news than if he won the Dauphine. Bravo INEOS

Hirschi not breaking

Switzerland is full of train kino

Why does Mohoric always attack in the downhill? Everyone's learned to descend on the bar now

In all seriousness, how many times has Sagan come second to Viviani?

I fucking love trains too man.

>Dries Devenyns, the Belgian champion

Jesus Eurosport

These brit commentators are godawful.

Fuck

JINXED

>Viviani actually winning
what is going on here

a perfect QS leadout

>2agan

Thomas looks more bruised than Dawg. Tough bunch them Africans.

3agan :(

any news on the thomas crash?

You remind me of Elliot Rodger.

>Thomas out

we did it lads, first Tour win for Columbia.

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30km!? On a bike!? That's it!? I run 30km what the hell are you only doing 30km on a bike for?

Find a new hobby man. You don't have what it takes

I lost any motivation in gayming and watching anime.
I will just mainly focus on watching sports and shitposting.

I am more ugly and don't have a driver's license and car.

He's injured tb h don't bully.

I believe in you bro. Just find joy in it. Once you realize pain is the only worthwhile feeling in this world you will love it

Time for a ride.

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Unfortunately no video of how the crash happened, only that an Astana rider was involved and Geraint, nobody else.

Get into weight lifting for muscle gain. Ride your bike for fun and exercise. Focus on the positives in your life.
You be surprised what muscle gain will do for your self esteem and motivation.

i watch anime, read manga, play fgo and cycle while shitposting about sports.
GOTT IST TOT Bernd

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Its not fair it was supposed to be Supermans year

>Froome ded
>Thomas ded
>Ineos will win with Bernal anyway

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Tbh, I have a natural weak upper body, scrawny. My mother has bigger arms and bones than I do.
If I had the legs and the cardiovascular power (which I don't), I'd be a predestined to be a climber.
I weigh 59 kg at the moment with 177cm height.

Do you also have sex though?

Good luck and report back

>having sex
They haven't made anime real yet.

Bernal had his crash too early. He will crash during the tdf

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>Froome and Thomas crashed suspiciously
Euros can't handle Anglo domination so they conspire to end by the only way they know how. Cheating

Pretty much. They seethed last year when 3 different British riders dominated the grand tours

Yes very suspicious indeed. Almost as if it's a self imposed exile form the peloton. Just like Bernal had earlier in the year. The UK Postal cover up has begun

The only suspicious thing about Thomas is when he doesn't crash, desu. I'm also very suspicious about Richie Porte staying up, although it's not yet stage 9 of the Tdf

>Geraint Thomas: I’m Bloodied But Will Be On The Tour De France Start Line
>“An Astana rider hit the lip and crashed and I had nowhere to go. I landed on my shoulder and my face and there was quite a bit of blood.
>“Clearly it’s frustrating and a small setback for my Tour de France preparations, but there’s still plenty of time before we start in Brussels in a few weeks’ time,” added Thomas.
>“We will recalibrate and I’m sure my coach Tim (Kerrison) will have a plan in place to ensure I’m ready for July 6th.”

Meh he's still alive.

its not fair, Zeits broke his collarbone why couldnt it be G