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Afghanistan getting blown the fuck out
/cric/ OFFICIAL ENGLAND VS AFGHANISTAN WORLD CUP GAMETHREAD #3
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>de gay
COLLAPSE
It's all falling apart now lads. Very disappointing.
based 2012 Yea Forums game threads lad
norton having a fit at this one
MUH 400
>GOLLABSE
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
reminder eoin morgan was dropped on 28
>he didn't even make 150
friends forever
>cuckler
>by far the best bowler in bbl history
>gets absolutely decimated by some irish bloke
BBL on exposed watch
This is the post
KEK
>THIS FUCKING ENGLISH COLLAPSE
PEOPLE ACTUALLY THOUGHT AFGHANISTAN WERE GOING TO LOSE THIS LMAO
Redpill me on Manchester, decent city?
Morgan 101 (57) (HD) (BEST QUALITY) subscribe to cricvidsindia for mor criket amazing innings
OH NONONONONOONONONONONO
IT'S FUCKING OVER FOR SHITLAND
AFGHANISTAN ON RECORD RUN CHASE WATCH
>poorgan out after breaking the World record
Hmmm
POOLAPSE
Imagine throwing away wickets while sub 400 runs. The Afghans will surely chase this down.
based madoka
What happens if the temporary grand stand collapse? ;)
fuck I gotta go to bed but I'll be livid if Afghanistan win this
vince - keep, has shown enough promise
bairstow - DROP, getting out in the 90s is a sign of a mental midget, and he has does it often. didnt score enough in the powerplay
root - DROP, batted extremely slowly then got out without accelerating
morgan - DROP, was the set batsman and got himself out at a crucial time.
stokes - pending
buttler - DROP, gets out too quickly
Does the Guitar boomer purposely play songs badly, so he doesn't get dicked for copyright?
This is the one day in the past 2 years where it hasn't rained in Manchester.
Think 400 is off the table now desu
this reminds me of the odi game where england were going at like 10 an over then collapsed after getting 420ish and never made it to 500.
really shows the mental weakness of england. clear why theyve never won a world cup
IT'S FOOKIN MINT M8 FOOKIN BIBLICAL YEAH ROIGHT!
Where’s spouter lads? I’m going to come to NZ and bash him up
CENTURY FOR RASHID
what about Moeen the englishman?
stokes has been alright
Fabulous 6 to bring up Rashid's ton.
first boundary moeen ali has hit in about 2 years I reckon
>Rashid khan: 100 runs in 8.1 overs
RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT RASHID KHAN GOAT
It is one of the better cities. 100% better than my local city leeds.
Lot of homeless around though
christ rashid is getting BTFO by fucking moeen even
>0-102
OH NONONONONO
Stokes you shit let Rashid make the world record
>war-torn country
>still manage to field a cricket team
>anglos still show no mercy and go for a record
why do they keep fucking bowling him jesus christ
he is only filling in for plunkett who is ill, I would fully expect him to come back in and shunt the all rounder who can't bat or bowl out of the team. can't get too angry at moeen playing in this instance
Even the bowler gets a century!
>Moeen hits one out the middle
wot
>rashit poohn
what's wrong with leeds????????
>Getting btfo by fucking mo
wtf is going on?
One day guys, we'll have a whole game that is a 6, a 4 or a wicket with every ball.
this, english are absolute scum and won't beat a single decent team
kill yourself ben stokes. when afg chase this down don't think I won't forget you playing out dots in the 49th over. ginger cunt
ONE HUNDRED AND TEN FOR NO WICKETS
>needing video review for that blatantly obvious decision
>9-0-110-0
I think Rashid will be the first to admit he's had better days.
fuming that single wasn't a 6
Explosive shot
>most expensive figures in world cup history
kek
KEK
K E K
K [] E [] K
K [] [] E [] [] K
how do you even come back from this if youre rashit
A spicy Richard Chee Quee
hope this gets the same attention the us vs thailand women's soccer got. disgraceful
It's banter 2bh
>0-110
>didn't even bowl the full 10
A chastening day
Pls no
Dernbach on redemption watch
that's his IPL value down the shitter, tipping he'll be selling kebabs on wimslow road in the near future
>leaving leg stump exposed
Rashid is only 20 years old lads. He'll get better hahaha
>bum strokes
what do Afghanistan even do for the chase. Aim for 300?
centurion rashid vs 13 ball gayle
whom wins?
we have to score this many because you can't trust our attack to defend anything
Business: giv the guitar boomer a full band
KEK STOKES YOU FUCKING RETARD
Don't worry mate, he'll be ready to explode next game.
get blown out for 120 in 25 overs
has it ever happened that a team has scored a 4 or a 6 only with runs?
is it even possible at the pro level?
finally, is it allowed in the rules?
BHENCHOD
Cheeky
Feel bad for Rashid ngl
PLEASE watch our sport GREATEST ALLY
So why aren't red balls used anymore?
England SHOOK
In all seriousness need to follow England’s example - tick along with wickets in hand and look to hit out in the last 15 overs
>can't even score 400
England are trash
does nrr even matter to them anymore? should just go out playing like a t20 and make it fun
4 yes, im not sure about 6 but it's almost definitely happened in some county or first class game.
yes
yes
we're counting on you, Australia.
don't let them win at home.
Won't be long before we see a team score 1,800 off their 50 overs.
What riffs would you play if you was the boomer lads?
BROWN ON BROWN VIOLENCE
Ball got stuck in a tree one match and they ran for 40 before someone climbed it and got it out.
Theres some pretty wild records from the old days. Once a ball was lost in the long grass, and another time it got stuck in a nearby tree.
Running 4 is doable on big grounds and speedy blokes at the crease.
yeah this. just show that they can play like a top nation
but they'll t20 it out for
>pooeen ali
the funniest part about this is theyre going to keep picking him because of this knock
yeah I think england ran a 4 in their last game actually. super rare though, needs a fielding mistake.
390 prediction looking PLUM lads
loved ur empire btw lad x
400 happening?????
Dio - Holy diver
feel like ending it
There are literally zero redeeming qualities.
>Pooeen only shows up against Poofgaynistan
ONE MORE MO
WALLOP
kek
MASHALLAH
holy fuck lads they're going to make 400 and you'll all look like retards for doubting em
I reckon 400 on the cards here lads
Mooen Ali would like to know your location
it'd be pretty racist to drop him I'd think
immigrant song
it's plumb lad
Real life bruh moment
best empires desu.
ITS HAPPENING
imagine getting spanked around by 2019 moeen kek
>couldn't even reach 400
EXPOSED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
heh
Lovely innings
>couldn't even get 400
money for nothing
Poor Mick Lewis desu
>397
DROP MO THE CHOKING PAKI CUNT
>raped by soviets
>raped by yanks
>raped by brits
(You)
very anti climactic
fuck england
2 minutes to midnight
Reckon the Afghan lads will be a bit disappointed with that effort in the field. Might struggle to chase down that total.
Yeah he needs to bow at my feet for my elite predictions. Correct once again. But is anyone surprised?
Shame.
Also, >pozzstralia
yeah nice innings pomgolians
Moeen Ali with a 344 strike rate
haven't listened too hard, but missing song 2, Just, Fucking In The Bushes,
ffs
amazing that poohab pooaz even still gets picked, been an inaccurate sprayer for years now
>raped by soviets
not really
lads how great is techonology, just tried to send an email and in it i wrote "i have attached" but forgot to attach some shit but gmail reminded me to attach something when i pressed send. im very happy rn
was my master plan lads thanks for the (You)'s
>only 397
Grim, shan't be watching the rest of this match out of shame.
No he’s going to blow you up
feel like pure shit
almost feel a bit bad for afghanistan lads
threads for that australia england game were fucking hilarious. absolutely pathetic of england to not get to 500
not raped in warfare, raped literally
Could well be ever but for stokes
>Root and Bairstow played very decent knocks themselves and would've been the main acts on most other days. But on this one, they were merely sidekicks, overshadowed by the hellfire rained down on Afghanistan by the England captain.
Their whole history has been empires/nations trying to invade them with all of them getting btfo or suffering a setback tht resulted in their eventual downfall
Why mate? The world needs my tipping skills
>didn't even score 400
ohononononon nonononononnonononon nonononnonn
*GASP*
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAH
BRUH LOOK AT DIS DOOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eoin Morgan's playing a video game set to 'Easy". #EngvAfg #CWC2019
LADS
what is it about afghanistan? isn't it just a like a desert mountain place, why do they even have there?
>41-50: 143-4
bit insensitive
Heading down to Tesco lads, need anything?
straffy?
thats what they get for owning strategic opium reserves
need the poopeelander or who ever it was that made these to make a version for all the nations competing at the world cup
Take a bow Owen Morgan #ENGvAFG #CWC2019 #Cricket
monster munch and purple monster pls
Pack of dunhills
kek, fair
HES DONE IT
397 was the correct guess. Congratulations mate a serious well done to you. I'm proud of you and you should be proud of yourself. You are the winner and literally NOTHING can change that
You HAVE a good day my friend you deserve it
WINNER
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED INDIA
one ruru please mate
kettle lightly salted and a bottle of lilt please ta
he made his prediction half an hour after everyone else, and in probably the 49th over. fuck that fraud
Bottle of whisky please mate. Think im turning into an alcoholic
If only brexit was as good as Morgan lol #EngVsAfg #CWC2019
Pack of Punk IPA and a bag of Bombay mix please lad, I’ll transfer you the money
it's literally this
Opium cultivation was banned shortly before seppos liberated them
...
Hmm this quite true. Fuck it i was giving till the end of the thread
just want ivan back
Dime bar. Starbucks Ice coffee. Micro chips. Coke Hubba bubba. Latest issue of nuts and a 4 packs of panini football sticker: rode to 2020 European cup please
4 pack of k-cider and can you get us a big bag of those spicy crisps i cant remember what they're called they're like mccoys but much thinner, the flavours are like chili and lime, and hot chicken wings and jalapeno and cheese. can you get the wings ones please
that'd be walkers max lad
For a taste of your whisky I'll give you some advice
I'm a fraud and posted after the match finished. Thanks for the (You) and the pepe. Not gonna return it
Are you thinking of them walkers crisps lad? Cheese and jalopeno flavour and hot wings. They are pretty based for walkers
OH NONONONO
HE'S FUCKING SEETHING
wow, a cheating dirty indian breaking the rule for his own advantage and refusing to play fairly
should I even watch this match
>Ajit: "I want England to feel the pain of missing out on important points and i wish that it rains heavily in Manchester and the match to be called off"
haha get FUCKED, only blue skies for our boys
>w-w-w-w-we don't care about cricket
Thought the Cheese and Jalapeno ones were a bit of a letdown 3bh
You can have some pal. Im a lightweight alcoholic amd will pass out after 3 quarters of tge bottle anywsy.
so how many overs before the afghans are all out?
>"The great"
>Knighted
>Never won a world cup
huh?
Can I suck your cock?
McCoys, Ribena and a Twirl.
>our national sport is goat pulling
it wont be much of a contest but that doesn't mean you can skip it you fucking casual
No
Wait until tomorrow when the strong kiwis btfo the girlie saffas
Aye but the hot wings are nice.
Bombay bad boy with some added hot chilli powder then some crisps after is bretty good
Sebbos tip of the day: Put a cheeky $10 on Afghans chasing this down
Only if youre a tranny
Can I bum a smoke?
Think I know what I'm having for dinner tonight
Red rock deli chips
This Sebbo person sounds like a fucking idiot
Forgot image
Ofc lad. I got lambert and butler blue along with some golden virginia tobacco
During the break let's play a game of "Guess the player by their Cricket 19 face texture".
Fairly easy one to start
You fucking cock. I predicted 392 with 6 overs to go. I hope youre fucking happy
hales?
Cheers, got a light?
Kevin Peterson
Think shorter, much shorter.
Warner
Wood?
No mate. You can light it on the hob though
it's called timber lad
Morgan?
maxwell?
Why do upper-middle class English hags love Afghanistan so much?
Always wondered what boipussy felt like 2bh
Correct.
Next one.
ahem
*ting ting ting*
I'd like to say something..
Showbiz Kids
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Would love a telepathic gf lads
i love afghanistan and i'm not an upper middle class hag
aaaaahhhhhhh
Schubert
Clarke
Hazlewood
OHNONONONO
kek
telekinetic m8
Stoinis
All wrongs (it's only current players btw)
Hint: 17
ah I get it, it's maxwell
the clue is that 17 is the innings you would expect glenn maxwell to make in a crunch situation
Digbit?
Will Afghanistan win a match in this world cup?
the real victory is the friends we made along the way
after being dropped on 28, morgan scored 120 off 45 balls
disgusting
Not really sure, im a member of the lower middle tbqh.
Moeen-Ali and Rashid, both natively born here
There was a point a few years ago where there were mostly native South Africans playing for England
Andrew Strauss, Kevin Pietersen, Matt Prior, Jonathan Trott, Craig Kieswetter
there is nothing wrong with using people born in the nation of england in the english national team
Wish >she was my >gf
going to nip out back for a quick shit without closing the shop
will let you know how it goes
>pakis
>English
That mercenary team was pretty based
>Joe Root has now been involved in five 100+ partnerships in #CWC19 - the joint most for a player in any World Cup. Javed Miandad (1992) & Tillakaratne Dilshan (2015) have also been involved in five each.
just got reminded of all the beefy opening partnerships lankans used to have lads
why are there so few good brown cricketers in england when they make up most of the people playing at youth level and so on
racism
>they make up most of the people playing at youth level
Dont think that's quite true desu.
The south Africans were more assimilated into English culture
I can tell when the beards are longer than anyone in the actual paki or Bangladesh team
JOF ON SON
>when they make up most of the people playing at youth level
Since when? Private schools produce most of the cricketers in this country. Pakis prefer deanoball
Favourite songs?
For me, it's "I don't like cricket" by Bob Marley
not the start afghanistan will have been looking for
grooming is a more lucrative sport
OH MY
t. pic related
Who is this cute girl?
you would know
KEK
the song is called dreadlock holiday you idiot
but yes it is definitely one of bob marley's best songs
Afghans fans should cut there losses and get back on Uber and make 6 pound an hour for the rest of the day
Afghanistan have their work cut out here tbqh
they are pretty much same desu
is this supposed to be an insult?
>kieswetter
god he was such shit, almost as shit as dernbach
Keked
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people
in western societies, diddling young, vulnerable girls is considered a negative character trait
3 is unfair, I'd give her a 5
If you either left your house or didn't live in India you'd recognize she has below par looks
in civilised nations being called a pedo is generally an insult, yes
was one of >our best players when >we won the world t20 mate
dernbach did less than nothing by comparison
oh wow that's harsh sweetie...
even if they're natively english girls?
In the developed world being a nonce is considered a disgusting thing
say what you want about her but those tits and that face are objectively 8.6/10
poorgan
ah okay didnt know
thnx sweeties
wow winning an irrelevant tournament not even held anymore, fantastic
those are fat girl tits.
your country is 90% foreign slaves
is that supposed to be an insult?
She's definitely not disgusting though.
there's one next year
Correct btw
np lad just be careful out there
Yes, it's a disgusting pic
Look at the reflection in her glasses, it's all beggars and street dogs
That might be normal for you, but for civilized countries it's disgusting
interesting as there are almost three million asian origin british nationals in the uk but very few show up to support england yet always come out in droves to support their countries of origin.
really causes one to ponder..
It’s not really that interesting if you think about it
>it's a disgusting pic
Okay, so the girl is not disgusting then?
well why dont they go to play for their countries of origin then, those teams are much worse and therefore easier to get into
yes very surprising that this happens.
Yeah diasporafags are a cancer.
apart from her smell, no she's just below average
why did you post her again?
Same happens in Australia. They're all born here, but support wherever their parents came from. Really triggers me.
>DROPPED
17 was easy clue. /cric/ is dumb
i support windies over england tbqh and i'm white
>yet another test I fail
>tfw born in south africa, live here but support south africa
that should cement jonny bairstow's exit from this team, at least I can only hope
>poorstow
why
>born in south africa
>support australia in rugby and cricket
this is a good thing about cricket desu
wouldn't care about the nz team if the grounds were full of indians or if the team had indians in it
like the yorkshire lads in the england team but the rest of the em can go get to fuck
Born in South Africa
Dont support South Africa
Based.
Cause I think she's qt and she's wearing a traditional Afghan dress and Afghanistan is playing.
Literally me but not born in South Africa
Lads a bit of a pickle here
I've matched this girl on tinder with a gorgeous face, but I got a bit of an inkling that she was a little chubs. I don't really care at all about a little extra fat, but I tracked down her insta and she's full on fat. But her face is so cute.
What do?
I went to the England v Afghanistan warm up game and there was one young lad in an England shirt and his whole family were in Afghanistan gear. Felt proud of the little man
please support us joost
CHASE IS ON
fair enough about the traditional dress
shame about that taste tho lad
think it's fair to say englel btfo at this point
kek archer getting exposed
Cuck northerner
should have left you to the Zulus desu
should've told the little cunt he's a watanfrosh
picture for reference
INSHALLAH
>What do?
go to /soc/ and see what they think
literally Slipperpudlian tier
fuck her
She cute :3
The pure reason is because pakistan and india have generally always been better than england.
If jamaica etc or most african teams were better at football than england they would represent them and the fans would do the same.
Bandwagoning desu
>whiteys getting triggered by the paki stoking the country vs culture debate
Answer this you whiteboi kids, which team would you support if your parents moved to india?
PLEASE move to perth
Rain looms
Doesn't even have fat chick tits. Wouldn't.
yes she is very pretty
just remember, fat can be lost
think of it as a project
every holes a goal. even if she is a unit that just means she will appreciate a good drilling plus she probably does anal first date.
Pakistan
Decent girth
What the h*ck?
Why would anyone move to India you smelly shitskin?
in america this is considered "slim" just fyi
I know right, I'm stunned it's the same person
I'm too vain to be seen with a girl that size
>muh gloves man dropping that
top fucking kek
so you're a seb guy
took no-one to deb guy
stuck in his cheese web guy
such a fatass pleb guy
i'm the /cric/ type
got a massive dic type
not a /hoc/key spic type
laugh at richo's pric type
i'm the /cri-i-i-i-i-i-ic/ g-u-u-u-u-u-u-y
duh
i'd kill myself
Shartcher is FINISHED
my parents didn't hate me enough to do that
just an orange lucozade and a cheeky bueno please, cheers lad
that's a shame, i like horny thicc girls
dont.
u can tell her boobs look like kneecaps and her naked body will look like a sad alien face.
>yeah, I use Tinder. How could you tell
based
Worst post I've read all day
I would move to nz or aus, but Im pretty sentimental about some of my guns
>can't provide an answer
Right. So shut the fuck up about the country vs culture debate. Whiteys are just cheap hypocrites.
Its fucking tinder. Dont you zoomers use it to get laid?
I have never heard of anyone using it to get into a relationship.
If you can get a boner for her, use it to practice. Then when you do meet someone you really like you can succeed in the bedroom. Women put up with a fucking lot if you can make them cum
my best mate met his fiancee on tinder
t. gujju
you didn't answer mine. The reason it's a one sided perspective is because brownlets all emigrate here, the opposite never fucking happens
>ask question
>get answers
>ignore them because they ruin your argument
>f-fuck w-whitey
Lads my shift starts in 20 minutes, thanks for distracting me from my depressing life this afternoon.
most of the nz/aus posters are literally anglos and don't support england you mong
this 18 inch bong is very potent lads
Absolutely pissing it down here, what's the forecast up in Dabchester?
All diaspora do that. If the country they live in is better than their home country they support them and vice versa. They're the ultimate bandwagoners take a look at the greatest diaspora of all time (Americans) and how much they bring up muh heritage
Describe SA cricket in one image /cric/
There is always an exception to the rule mate.
Trust me I want to slap anyone who brings up muh german/Irish/Italian ancestry here despite having 10 generations plus born in america
>sunny in manchester
>grim and rainy on the south coast
literally what the HECK is going on lads
>the comm box is named 'Michael Atherton commentary box'
grim
I don't go outside and study engineering so how else am I going to meet women lmao
So just substitute india for australia/nz/sa wherever you feel like, you'll still be triggered and won't answer because it'll expose you all as hypocrites.
Fwiw here's my answer (at least i can give an answer unlike all you special snowflakes)
Would play for:
>england > india
Support:
>india > england > anyone but australia
Southoids btfo
Brace Bruce
pretty sure Anglo immigrants to Aus/NZ integrate within one generation
WC99 SF picture
What teams do all the white people in Australia/NZ/SA support you mong?
Reckon they might struggle to chase this down at this pace
Stream if anyone needs it
mssev.com
Also loving these absolutely based comments
are there really white people in india who were born and lived their entire lives there
I have my doubts it's anything other than a handful with abusive hippie parents
>sa posters barely posting after the first 2 weeks
this could go down as the comfiest world cup
Well if I moved to yankland I'd still hate yanks and hope they lose at everything and tell my children to bully the yank kids
they're ahead of eng atm
When are we playing the Aus'GODS'?
Gibbs dropping Waugh was it?
but your children would grow up supporting USA
what is the context of this image
nah
If you moved to Yankland your children would be bullied and abused by spics and niggers
Elite insight guess I'll back them at 440s
I don't give a fuck. No one, including you have given your own answer. Let's ask again: your English parents move to.
1. India
2. Australia
3. West Indies
Who do you support in each case, England or your new country/pob? Answer only with England or countries listed above. If you can't then you're in denial about your own hypocrisy.
I moved to the US 5 years ago. Planning to move back soon though, or elsewhere who knows
pretty sure it was >us BTFOing them in the ODI series after the Ashes
we are talking about people who were born in these countries and spent their entire lives there. not moving them to a country on a whim
Is she a desi? She looks desi.
terrorists flew planes into the twin towers
Being an engineer is pretty based mate. You will find the right lass eventually. Shag around, you may grow to like one of the..
Then don't complain about people here supporting ind/pak/whoever. For the record i supoort eng too, just not above india.
If I grew up there I would most likely support Australia or NZ. 1st gen immigrants are not the topic of discussion
>parents move (i.e you are born in the new country)
That is what my question implies. Answer it, stop trying to weasel out.
What about in football?
I think if I were born in australia to english parents, and grew up in australia as an australian, speaking in an australian accent and doing australian things with my australian friends, I would probably support australia in sport
Qt ticket attendant smiled at me lads
GOTTEM
>Shart Pood STILL averages over 40 as an ODI bowler
Now answer if your parents moved to (and you were born in):
2. India
3. West Indies
Amazing how many times i've had to ask and not get an answer to eng vs ind...
that’s their job
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whichever i was born in. but i think people tend to support the one theyre not living in just for banter.
It's the most virgin profession out there. Atleast being a doctor or lawyer is seen as "cool", engineers are just seen as anti-social spergs
There's a difference. In one case you're moving out of a shithole country for a better life in a better country. You should take on every aspect of your new home and that includes supporting their teams and sports.
If you're moving to India it's most certainly not for that reason, hence why no one moves there and this hypothetical is completely pointless.
t. moved to australia from a shithole and support Australia in all sports (except soccer which i would never dream of watching)
You're such a fucking pea-brain
thanks you've been fuel the thought
now i'm more bluepilled than before
but that's okay
i've just ready-made another based post on /cric/
For all sports mate. You guys just don't get it, we're proud to be english and proud of our indian culture (even if both think we belong to neither). Other views may vary.
uhh injury mate :)
there's nothing hypocritical about it. I like my country so I stay here. "BUT WHAT IF UR COUNTRY WAS A SEWER SO U HAD TO LEAVE IT FOR A BETTER COUNTRY U HYPOCRITE" just grim reasoning lad. the more realistic hypothetical: if i was a poo who moved to england who would I support? england, ez
Murder my parents for taking me to such a horrible place
that song was a BANGER
Mad that
Real answers, thank you.
More mental gymnastics to avoid answering a simple question.
>want to escape your smelly homeland full of crime, pollution and brown people
>Welcome to London
what the fuck is wrong with you virgins complaining about Indians in England not supporting England
who gives a fuck if someone supports' their parents home country
these people probably support India when they visit and then if it's England vs the West Indies in a home match and they attend they support England
Are you fucking retarded or what? Of course you'd support whatever country you were born in/ moved to.
t. moved to Australia
i think people just innately want to be snowflakes, if everyone around you supported one thing, youd support another if possible just to be special, and get to laugh at everyone when the countries team loses. foreign born people are lucky that way
kek
>if it's England vs the West Indies in a home match and they attend they support England
not a thing
You really can't handle when someone answers your question in a way you don't agree with
very telling
OH NONONO
So is your answer england or india mate? Howling at this thread
sure mate just like everyone wants to support the underdog. Nothing wrong with it
MALI WHAT ARE YOU DOING
simply don't believe speed guns
>then if it's England vs the West Indies in a home match and they attend they support England
no they don't, that was literally the whole point you cretin
OH NO NO NO
HOW WILL MALI WOMEN EVER RECOVER
how does food prices compare to aus?
foodloversmarket.co.za
R10=$1aud
Finally we've escaped our impoverished life in the subcontinent and now we can have our children grow up in a beautiful western paradise away from crime and terrorism
Is a thing, been to see Eng in cricket plenty of times (vs NZ, SL and SA), but not since it became Sky only
mali women supporters blown the fuc out once more
>STOP DISAGREEING WITH ME REEEEEE
calm down lad
intriguing
My point is an Indian will support India when they're touring but otherwise support England
Since this is the world cup up course foreign born people will go to see their home country play
so then why do they choose to play for our national team over their own? you cant judge everyone as one person
Foodlovers's meat has given me food-poisoning twice, Im more a Checkers or Spar man personally
They don't think like that
They just want to live exactly like they did before, but with more money
Hence what those places are turning into
are Mali Women related to Mali Music?
>The Mali innings lasted nine overs, but only one of their six runs came off the bat, courtesy opener Mariam Samake. After that, it was a sequence of ducks, with five extras.
BASED Samake, literally holding that peem together
kek i moved from australia and still root for them. its natural. i guess it depends how long you were at your original country, if it was 5+ years even more so
how the living fuck do you get bowled out for SIX
Tricky total to defend.
Reckon they may have underperformed with the bat.
Jay?
what song?
dude dont eat there
amiel - love song
spar has by far the best bacon. the butchery of food lovers market is franchised. yours is probably owned by a poo who wipes his ass with his hand bra
Based Rwandan peace attack taking no prisoners
THREE
SAFFA
POSTERS
bowled out for 6 by rwanda women too.
i wonder if Yea Forums could beat them, or even sri lanka
wtf I love Rwandan Women now
>9 overs
yes mate
WOULD NOT fancy facing the bowling of Rwanda Women
Manchester is a great city. Nicely laid out, city centre isn't too large to get around and almost everything is within walking distance of the train station.
reminder that rwanda is a capitalist nation
socialism wins again
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED
desu 3 of the malian women died of starvation at the crease hardly fair
Spar is by far the superior shopping experience, but I did get sick from eating their sushi once. I vowed to never eat sushi again.
bbc.com
being bowled out for 0 is a real thing
of course it's >englel
but if u live there you have to call yourself a mancoonian which is disgusting
Say what you want about the US but I’ve been here about four years, saved about $100k thanks to higher wages and less taxes and cheaper cost of living. Moving back to the UK when whenever we start needing healthcare and want to buy a house, should be able to live somewhere comfy in the country.
can't tell if that's intentional banter or unintentional genius. either way, fucking BASED
required rate only 9.76
pfft that's just a 6 and a 4 an over. afghans still well in this
Could just go with manc
is spar just everywhere? its here too. and i think in aus
500 quid on @1000 makes you an easy half mil go for it m8
Not seen a SPAR in decades
yeah its a german multi national
>literally sponsored by reddit
figures
please PLEASE watch our sport
Yea, they're in Holland as well. Embarrassed to say I didnt realise the Spar logo is a pine tree until I was an adult. Maybe Im just an autist, but I cant see patterns like that
I don't gamble. i think it's immoral and I don't want to support bookmakers in their preying on the simple and the working class
it's $100, so bet 5,000 instead
*cuts to afghan supporters*
*same 5 dudes on a loop*
Betfair is a betting exchange m8.
Only mugs lose money punting.
Bit hungry
Not sure what mickey mouse bookie your using but it's at 1000 on betfair
fuck the simple and the working class de su
please watch our sport and post in these threads
You still can’t bet in the US really, anywhere reputable anyway, fucking sucks
why though? seems a bit off-brand for the usa
roundabout way of saying you're a coward. But whatever
>England's last 3 games are against Australia, India and New Zealand
Real games on the cards
>Puke Shite
grim
yeah you degenerate gamblers are real heroes.
need a new thread
Literal poo >>>>> Mancs >>>>>>>>>>> Scousers
>clarke drooling over for the ice creams
hmm
That icecream looked pretty good
money is the only objective measure of worth on this cuck planet, if you're unwilling to risk it in order to make more of it then yes, you're a coward.
I think it was the sports themselves that got a bill introduced to prevent it in the 90s. It got overturned last year at a federal level but now each state has to figure out their own position. It’s a mess. So your only really options are on land sports betting in places like Nevada or offshore online betting which is dodgy af and not worth the risk
don't let richo see this
Rain looms
Wish I never heard of crypto, had a huge stack - sold it all for about 6k and could have had about 500k at its peak. Still bugs me
tried to put money on it but it says it's unavailable in this country or something, is that because it's live betting?
We need a new thread
compliment
we're taking this badboy to 700 freshcunt
doesn't matter anymore. we've had enough overs for a game. sxpect they're a tad behind on duckworth poowis too
So true
well I only use crypto to buy drugs and have probably been incredibly wasteful with what I bought too
can't dwell on things like that
this is why I'm a volcel
Halooo (I'm not girl)
BASED
NEW
True that
build yourself a sexbot you donut