/mlb/

Adultery with Julianna Zobrist!

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i fucking hate rizzo, well i hate him less since he stopped wearing kelvar on his arm that could stop a .50 cal, but this reference of his was absolutely hilarious.

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>postseason contending leader of division vs rebuilding sub medicore team
What's the point? It's like watching a jock beat up a cripple in a wheelchair. Why do marketers try so hard to hype up anticompetition?

Ben "the cuckold" Zobrist. He's a fucking retarded mega rich mlb player, why couldn't he just binge drink for a week, do some cocaine, then get a sexy 25 year old to replace that shank

You watch to see if the wheelchair kid can rise up against impossible odds

RISE UP

I think you mean 17 year old

It might have something to do with his .241/.343/.253 line

While I do live in Indiana and that's legit here, that's even too young for me and zobrist is 10 years older than I am.You're prolly lowT if you think a 17 year old girl is better than a prime 25 year old woman.

i honestly had no idea

>Julianna Joy Zobrist (née Gilmore; born October 5, 1984) is an American Christian musician who performs a Christian pop style of electronic dance music.
Yikes, come on Ben. There is no shortage of thots at Cubs games, just pick one up.

I think 17 is legal in Illinois too

based bajp

fuck bajp

get em boy

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>doyers

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>Judge, Stanton, Sanchez, Encarnacion

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D O Y E R S
O
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>Judge, Stanton
>combined 2-23 with 9 Ks in AAA

Mercenaries get PAID, otherwise, find someone else to handle your faggots.

>Doyers lose

No bueno

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Went to the Rangers game with a bud who had an extra ticket and met/sat with a group of friends family. One dude wore a MAGA hat and spent a large portion of the game not wearing shoes

sick em aj

God damn boomers.

Your payment is this (You)

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I can't decide if power hitters are more or less valuable in this juiced-ball era where everyone is a home run hitter. On the one hand, their power will only be amplified. On the other hand, how much is power really worth when a player like Tommy La Stella has a shot at hitting 30 home runs while playing in a pitcher's stadium?

a (you) with trips too... get em aj show em what we're made of!

I fought all the faggots in san francisco on friday, now tomorrow i have to fight the lifelongs. I need to reload my mags, clean my bolt carrier group and barrel. I'm not wasting ammo on targets that other people can handle.

Hopefully it's worth a lot because the Yankees' whole strategy at the moment seems to be power+bullpen, starting pitching be damned.

17 is too young. 19+ only

They're both on rehab assignments...

I understand. You have unwavering confidence in us all. Thank you.
retard alert!

Start lifting bro.

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I can definitely agree with that, a sexy 19 year old italian/english girl eating all that pork sausage and creamy pasta will have way better tits and ass than a 19 french/english girl. But you gotta make sure to have an exit strategy before she gets close to 30 because she'll prolly end up looking like Janice from Sopranos.

I just want someone that genuinely cares about me. Combine that with a woman that looks good and im up shit creek without a paddle. Older women and some my age are such downers.

yeah, dating gets more difficult after 25. say they pull some pull shit on you and you have 2 amazing dates, then on the 3rd date she tells you about "her son" and you have to finish your meal and end that shit immediately.

>tfw found out after a few dates the girl I was seeing had black ex-boyfriends
Ghosted her ASAP

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We /r9k/ posting now.

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femanon here

Yes I to have a vagina and will post my man tits.

Have fun with your girlfriend/wife's kid user, that shit is just not for me.

In the shitty situation where I would have to raise a kid, it's going to at least be mine.

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The image that started it all

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>cubs fan here!!!!!!!!!!!
Well hello there.

>The image that started it
Why did this image start “it”? What is“it” precisely?

Anthony Recker has a woman's ass.

How can I tell if a player is on steroids?

He's had ball cancer.

At least you're not Ben Zobrist!

>cusb

is moncada still a bust

>Bat flips in front of your path

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For me its the New York Metropolitans

>For me its the New York Metropolitans
Whoa, I thought Mets was short for Metrosexuals.

They literally all are on steroids. They've just gotten better about hiding it, using it earlier, and not going overboard with it. Many ballplayers these days come from countries like the Dominican Republic, where steroids and PEDs are encouraged and practically mandatory for anyone wanting to play ball. PEDs aren't always about packing on muscles and power, they're often used just to help players recover faster and therefore play harder. It doesn't even matter that much anymore as the ball is juiced.

>the ball is juiced
They are injecting steroids into the balls?

They've changed the manufacturing process of the ball. It had less drag and therefore travels farther when hit.

Absolutely disgusting

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Morning, lads.

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>Crosstown Classic time

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Best white player?
Best hispanic player?
Best black player?
Best asian player?

it's short for Meters

>no one calls Mike Trout the Millsville Meteor anymore

Ben Zobrist lol

>white
Trout
>hispanic
Arenado or Polanco
>black
Simmons, defensively and Bell offensively
>asian
Ryu and Ohtani

>mest

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>Edwin Jackson
>had an opener last night pitch a perfect inning
>gives up a homerun on his very first pitch
>another on the next pitch
>7 runs on 6 hits in 2/3 of an inning before finally pulled
>cant send him down, cant release him, have to keep trotting him out there for L after L because baseball reasons

The absolute state of the Jays front office

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lifelong raptors fan here

>be gaywers
>lose

Are the Braves elite?

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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>white sox buying out Zack Collins's AAA contract
who /newage/ here

Fun baseball is back and the Elite Braves will go to the world series while:
lol doyers will fizzle out in the nlcs

gaywers bout to get swept by the daddies

>The old and busted Bat flip
The stare down is where it's at kiddo.

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What are the chances he busts?

>There are people in this very thread who don't love Rizzo

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>be houston
>*gidp*

twitter.com/MLBUA/status/1141032325293195268
umpires sent into a seethie by machaddy lol!

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baste

>it's
Is this truly what the MLBUA wants to teach our youth?

Guy at most unintentionally grazes his arm, and that is debatable, and all of a sudden, they want to lean into his throwing his bat, despite the suspension not having anything to do with that. Then then they tag Olney who has alway been a completely biased hack when given the opportunity to talk about the Dads.
Maybe Blues ought to get a skirt as part of their uniforms moving forward. This is absolutely laughable, and pathetic.
Meanwhile Arenado does the same thing in the same series, and doesn't even get ejected. Harper has to be held back by teammates when he does the same thing, and nothing. Fucking hack ump has 4 4 ejections this season. 2 to Machado and 2 to Andy Green, but I'm sure he's completely unbiased and impartial.

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Ray-Cubbie-Daddy broship!!!!!!!!!!

Best white player?
Aaron Judge/Giancarlo Stanton
Best hispanic player?
Giancarlo Stanton
Best black player?
Aaron Judge
Best asian player?
Masahiro Tanaka

Manny Machado did nothing wrong

Minnie the Moocher hi-de hi-de nothing-ho

machaddy pwns ya

100th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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*ahem* none of those players are white

It's going to rain again.

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>They are still considering Jackson to start in Fenway on Saturday despite his 12ERA

Our pitching depth is THAT bad they have to put in Jackson who is clearly ready for retirement. Sean Reid Foley sucks and Wagespack can't get outs even in AA.

We have zero pitching. None. God help this team. 100 losses is virtually guaranteed at this point.

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Vote for Chris Davis

This KILLS the stingray

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but what about vladdy

imagine not having an inconsistent japanese guy that throws 3 six inning 4ER games in a row then marches out after his wife shits out another kid and absolutely wrecks the rays with dad energy

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he's okay now that the hype is worn off, but even if he mashes it isn't gonna lead to wins at this point

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>helped by a wonderful swords

>Manny Machado was suspended one game for contact to an umpire during an argument over balls and strikes, while violently throwing his bat against the backstop, with absolutely no regard to anyone’s safety. One game..one single game. What kind of precedent is that setting? It is NOT okay to throw a temper tantrum and physically touch someone of authority, just because you don’t agree. Violence in all workplaces is not tolerated. Period. Offenders are made examples of by being dealt with severely; not just for the good of all the employees, but for the good of the company itself. A person is given and granted a level of protection from abusive behavior in any workplace. A one game suspension for this type of behavior is a slap in the face of all umpires and a disgrace to the game itself. Physical contact simply cannot be tolerated, and the penalties need to be swift and harsh. What does this teach the MLB’s immense and ongoing influential youth movement trying to attract young fans to the game? Major League Baseball has to always lead by example in all cases of violent behavior, on and off the field. With that being said, the MLBUA is extraordinarily disappointed in Major League Baseball for its disciplinary ‘inaction’ handed down to Manny Machado.

lmao get over yourselves

>Best white player?
Stanton
>Best hispanic player?
Stanton
>Best black player?
Stanton

>56%

>best white
Trout
>best hispanic
Acuna
>best black
Acuna
>best asian
Ryu

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Stanton is Irish

I don't think they make them that big in Ireland

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Just a proper irish lad

Maybe they should teach kids not to be power tripping little bitches and be thankful he only took a bat to the backstop and not them.

"I can do whatever I want"-Ron Kulpa, after blatantly ignoring his job just so he could have a petty staredown with the entire Houston dugout

Hey guys...I play games...get this.... On pc ...join my discord!

nj.com/union/2019/06/ex-mlb-star-lenny-dykstra-spent-9-hours-dumpster-diving-outside-a-jersey-mikes-heres-why.html

Bros, if the Phillies game gets postponed again i'll be mad.

Fuck the umps they miss half the calls anyway we don't need them anymore

what race is yelich

Amerimutt

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This is sociopathic

The Chicago -White- Sox
Leury Garcia
Yoan Moncada
Jose Abreu
Eloy Jimenez
Wellington Castillo
Tim Anderson
Yolmer Sanchez
Ryan Cordell
Ivan Nova
What did they mean by this?

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twitter.com/anthonydicomo/status/1141086800447975427

what did the mets mean by this

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they're about to start emergency lineup shuffling that'll likely result in them getting btfo by the Barves just as hard as they did last night

literally no bullpen

tim tebow time

We are actually in a timeline where los doyers are the most white team and teams like the WHITE sox and YANKEES are the most hispanic/mutt. Contemplate that for a little while.

baseball in london

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Stanton is activated; how many ABs until his first hit back from injury?

Cringe

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wish they did it at chelsea's ground. the seats are right near on top of the field and not a million miles away like this shit stadium

Reminder that baseball is a 9v9 game and the AL isn't real baseball.

where will the players hang on the bench? are they going to build dugouts or have something similar to what they keep on the sidelines of soccer matches?

You can see the dugouts in the bottom left and right. Look like fairly standard dugouts. Everything on the sides I guess is going to be extra seating maybe.

Twins

>NL pitchers consistently bat .100 below the league average
>bunting and double substitutions isnt exciting strategy
pitchers in the NL have inflated ERAs, literally the no skill league

Next season: Baseball in Porto

cora would love that

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oh, I was looking at the sidelines. weird that they're next to each other. I hope we brawl lmao

Glorious. It's about time these self-indulgent queens get clapped back. They're long overdue for much more than this, but I'll take what I can get.

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this shuts up the ump

College world series postponed until tomorrow

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It's already sad to see such a pure sport trying to sell out to the English. If they did it like the NHL does, in countries that actually play the game and are good at it, i'd find these sort of games cool but the NBA, NFL and MLB simply want that indian/paki London money.

It's cringe. They should be playing in Rotterdam

tb v nyy gamethread

what if instead of umpires, we had vampires
imagine them turning into baseball bats

Cringiest post this thread

b-b-b-based

the entire thread made me cringe except for this blessed post ...... simply blessed!

......based

...!

this is a really bad look

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Who is the most unlikable player in the league and why is it Manny Cry-chode-o

Should I change anything here you think? Benching Polanco because of Price...

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Cringe

The rays have a 21 year old running their twitter?

the franchise is 21

robot vampires when?
and would that mean we'd have to allow metal bats into mlb?

I honestly had no idea

No one gives a shit about college baseball you retarded redditor.

>t. seething gaysconsin resident

He honestly had no clue

screencap this and make it the next OP image

Nice to meet your acquaintance. Now that we got the formalities out of the way, welcome to the list! Let this serve as a warning to the rest of the bad apples here.

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skuba

metal bats but rub them up with garlic before the game

Is that supposed to be thier brand of humor?

the balls too

I'm not.

GAYSCONSIN KEK GAYSCONSIN !!

You dug your own grave

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCK

He likes to chimp out and isn't worth the money paid, of course he isn't likeable

Listed.

So glad the yankees didn't bite on him or harper

Who would win, Inspector Godgers or Inspector Gadget?

robot umps when?

Nothing but wankers and assholes in this one

ASAP, half of them are boomers on powertrips.
youtube.com/watch?v=s-me7_Y42qQ
After this interaction I'm honest to God mad that they never made it pro and just want to talk shit about the real pros

I don't have any real webm/gif related to this, but Verlander knocked up Upton and he's Houston's ace so that's the best I can do

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me?

Wanker here

White Sox @ Cubs

is this the blue jays thread

dirt...leather...wood...yup, thats baseball

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too cringe for my cringe compilation

move them to Montreal

>post meme on Yea Forums and Yea Forums
b-b-based

Have a fat dip in right now.

>pitchers bunting is the epitome of pure baseball
yeah we should burn the NL to the ground

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ALfag here and I think the designated hitter is pretty gay.

ALbabbies punching up again.

i love watching pitchers struggle to hit the mendoza line and giving them unnecessary injuries. thats real baseball.

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...

>tfw your bantz you haven't posted in 6 months get counterbantzed
good to see they left such an impression......

schwarbie owns ya BAJP

Dodgers own the cusb though

al owns the doyers though

Yes but Dodgers own the cusb

>a black hole in the lineup whose best outcome 90% of the time is a sac bunt is real baseball
>not like the babby league where that spot in the batting order goes to somebody who knows how to swing a bat
>remember when Wrigley Field didn't have lights? yep, those were the days

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DAVID JOHN
GOES to first base

sorry wrong thread lads. come watch the yankees with us in our thread tho.

>>not like the babby league where that spot in the batting order goes to somebody who knows how to swing a bat
Too bad that asshole isn't good enough at baseball to be a position player.

>barves

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>be houston
>lose

>max scherzer broke his face during bp
>nast

twitter.com/masnNationals/status/1141115922180124673

what did scherzer mean by this

Finally. Someone says it.

>barfs
OH NO NO NO NO NO

nl nigga here and the universal dh cant get here soon enuff

im an NL fan and pitchers batting is retarded. bring on the DH

It's actually a much older debate than people think it is. It was discussed in the early days of pro ball.

fucking finally the marlins are winning

Winning what? The 1st pick in next years draft?

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>barves

When Tim "Jesus Christ, I suck at a lot of different sports" Tebow is the last best hope for your franchise.

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Dodgers vs Giants

>a game

espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/27002585/white-sox-plan-extend-netting-foul-poles

I am an asshole but what so hard about paying attention when you are next to the field

>Andrew Simon

@AndrewSimonMLB
25m25 minutes ago
More
Some history for the Marlins’ Jordan Yamamoto:

He’s the first pitcher (at least since 1908) to begin his career with back-to-back outings of 7+ scoreless innings and three or fewer hits allowed.

at least our pitching looks decent

ELOY get fucked cusbss

>Anthony Recker has a woman's ass.
What is“it” precisely though?

milwaukee bros, any bars or restaurants i need to hit this weekend?

>CUSB

>cusb

>cusb

Problem Theo?

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Check out Woody's

kek memers kek

W I N N A H
I
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N
A
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skuba kek

>scuba

ELOY

GOATMENEZ

When was the last time the Sox had a big hitting prospect? and now this and soon Collins, Sheets, and Vaughn!

where should i meet you? got a favorite stall?

My team lost but at least Im still earning free beers in boystown!

Soler Power/...
Hip
Hip
Jorge

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>cusb

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WOOO MARLINS WONNN

As a royals fan, god I've gotta say. Nothing makes me happier than when the mariners lose

OHNONOOONOOONOOOO

#blessed

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>Barves
Enjoy taking Pete's dong for the next two decades

13/10 analysis

>scuba

Oh boy I can't wait for his annual "WAHHH BATTING IS TOO HARD" rant
Nast are going nowhere, demand a trade to the AL if you only want to play 50% of baseball

I can't believe the Royals have a better record than the Mariners after they won the world series by sweeping the royals.

I just don't understand how it's a thing. Like, if it were halfway through the baseball rulebook I can see them overlooking because "who's gonna read all that shit"
But quite literally the first sentence eliminates the DH

Cute waifu sox bro.

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Don't you get it? The mariners already won the world series by sweeping the royals in the 2nd week so they don't need to try anymore

>barves
LMAO

Cubs should sell at the deadline. Who would be on the block though?

they literally have no one of value

I don't know man, I understand that it would objectively be better to have robo umps; but I like the dynamic that exists between players and umps from game to game. Every game the pitchers and batters have to slowly figure out where the umps zone is. With every pitch and at bat it becomes clearer where the ump interprets the zone and what he's likely to call. This changes from game to game and it might take half a game for players to get a good sense of the zone. The pitchers then try to push those boundaries a bit and batters have to throw out protect swings to stay alive for fear of being called out by a wacky ump zone. This makes for a nice little battle between batter and pitcher completely based on slight variations between ump zones. It's fun.
What's actually frustrating is when umps are inconsistent with their zones. Calling one pitch a ball then another pitch in the exact same spot a strike. That's unforgivable

nonon the mariners won it all in april this can't be happening bros

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But what about Schwarber?

>when umps are inconsistent with their zones
you mean every single game?

Where was the parade?

>THANKS CUBS
Fucking hell I love Benetti

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Mest "fans" April 2018
Mariners "fans" April 2019
_____ "fans" April 2020

I say Braves.

White Sox

I say the M trend continues and we'll get Marlin's fans coming in.

Who seriously thought a man with a literal mental condition would still be better than Hawk?

That actually sounds intriguing.

KEK MARINERS KEK

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NONON HE'S JAPANESE BROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!! SAMURAI CODE BROS
AAAAAAAAA

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Hamels to the twins

Be honest with me /mlb/, both the white sox and indians are suddenly surging. Can either put a scare into the Twins?

Homer Bailey is shutting out the Seattle Mariners.

>10+ game lead over both
Hahaha no.

There are more whos fans at Wrigley than at Down Arrow Park
twitter.com/ShaneHarmon/status/1141171936703238146

skuba kek

>cusb still can't get to 40 wins
What a pathetic team

>losing to the reds

Seriously who had the Dodgers being the first team to 50 wins?

Say it with me: universal DH

Not a surprise. Beating the Cubs is like winning the world series for whos fans

Me

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I thought that was being .500?

They already beat the cubs in the world series once before

Asshole satania poster has got the genny in a seethe!

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...

Oh this asshole knows what he's doing

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>SATANa
>not getting the 66666 get
For shame

ok

Lol you never had sexts

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The doyers aren't at 50 wins yet spergs

I really hate this satania poster

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>losestros

>be houston
>lose

TWINS
WIN

>Carls Jr got demoted : /

When did this happen????
I was going to shotcall TA7 hitting the go ahead off him in the 7th or 8th inning tomorrow, bat flipping, then dropping a "Weak Ass F*cking N*gga" on him.

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he did it again

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the cubbies own ya

literally no one cares

he honestly didn't know

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fuck off cum sucker you dont have to post this ten times per thread you contribute absolutely fucking NOTHING

machaddy owns the gayers lol

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sorry I didn't know

Sorry

sir I made a mistake I'm sorry sir

>be gaysconsin
>lose

Give me another chance

educate me don't berate me please

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Homer bailey

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i never wanna see another gaywaukee '''''fan'''''' in this general again.

the chaddies won again ;)

who's the biggest trade target for teams this year?

James Shields

>Jints

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Dads Win!

can't wait til the chaddies finally teach ya a lesson lol we own ya BITHC!!!!!!

I respect the dads but you can get dogpiled faggot.

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sorry I didn't know I'd get dogpiled my bad

>getting baited by .500 team

>Imblying bait

cringe

I call him Machimpo

oh no no no no

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SEETHING

Cringe

Doyer fan addicted to the big Halo cock
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>Still haven't broken 40 wins

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Hamstring this wanker

lmao

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based black man

oh you can die now wanker

The genny is under siege

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>Doyers win

ARIBA!!!!

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pete alonso is the nl rookie of the year

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>17 innings

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HEIL KEPLER

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The fuck was cora pissed about at the end?

what did you say here?

thats not how you spell tatis jr

based and #blessed image

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He thought Rosario stepped out of the batters box when he was bunting and should have been called out.

oh fuck you

oh how I hate this idiot

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wheeze

So, when the sox win 2 of the next 3 games vs the cubs, and the sox finish over .500 and the cubs lose their division again. How many lifelongs are converting back to black?

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can I get a holy based vocaroo for my man BAJP

what's a vocaroo?

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SICKEM

b-b-b-b-base!d

lol are you the same guy always doing this?

get em boy

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BAJP droppin the meatballs on the spaghetti without remorse

LOL, based blackman. who's your team?

Living the dream, he's like 15 years older than her too

get em

grab the idiot by his ankles... I wanna see him struggle

Stamford Bridge is probably too small to modify properly, it would have to be one of the bigger stadiums. Plus Abramovic has "fuck Emma Watson and parade her in front of his wife in public" money, he doesn't need whatever MLB is offering the way those West Ham cheapskates do.

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Uwaa~

give him the spankies.. I wanna make sure he understands the weight of his actions

>make 32 mil a year, not even counting playoff bonuses, milestone incentives, and endorsements (my guess is he rakes it in with the flownaise one)
>still have based velo even when 36, fuck he's pitching some of the best ball of his career these last 3 years
>sexy af always horny wife with great tits and ass that worships him

There's no doubt that JV is a god among men

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While vocaroos are the new rage, can I request someone do a vocaroo of how it would have sounded if Hawk Harrelson was the one calling Eloy Jimenez's home run last night?

The inmates are running the asylum!!!!

>Hawk Harrelson
who?
>Eloy Jimenez
WHO????

>Eloy Jimenez
WHO????

the guy that probably caused like 15 thousand lifelongs to leave their seats today even though it was only a 2 run lead.

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new ringtone

this is psychotic

based bajp

>4ER

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cusb

scuba

fuuuuuck i hate being up this late but not even 2 ambien can put me down

scuba kek cusb

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scuba kek succubus

sic em big dog

fuck em boy

hotdog their ass b-dogg

Go lift fat boy

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worst general on Yea Forums by far

there's almost nothing for me to eat, sic, or fuck.

their own team is just so fucking sad for 211 million. 1 run vs Nova, no shame in not hitting Bummer, he's ASG material this season, but fry marshall, colome...cmon) their WS MVP is a CONFIRMED KEKOLD by his "christian music pop rock singer wife" who has ended his career. almora has a terrible scar on his soul now where he thinks he might have killed a kid because some idiots in texas were too busy on their iphones to put their hands in front of a ball and let it hit a little kid. the best hope to fix their bullpen is a guy that hasn't faced a mlb batter in 2019 and in 2018 he lost his job in close playoff games to Evoldi, and Sale got the finally iconic strikeout on a guy that doesn't run out non-hits and takes a knee after a K.

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b-b-b-bbased powerbro

>t.. /hoc/ manlet that is mad ice stick fighting is over

is this you not even trying?
BECAUSE BASEDBAJP

damn.. it took you 3 years but you finally beat them... all that's left is a dying husk... you dommed them lol, based aj sick'd em til they fell ill

I'm gonna lift 2 hotdogs, and 2 italian combos, and a large fry tomorrow after Gio shuts your shit 200 mil team down then TA7 seals the deal with a couple homers and batflips.

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BAJP puts em down and then kicks em when they're down

the only manlet here is you. stop projecting your insecurities onto others.

Just as their lying bloody and broken BAJP reaches for that extra punch to add insult to injury. I almost feel SORRY for them!

I want you to mob on the cubes brah.

ok manlet

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boiling

Someone get this asshole out of here

>He actually responded to the bait

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/hoc/ makes ya seethe does it?

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SEEEEEEETH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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sorry I need to control my temper

This is kwayzie

Das right white boi das right.

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please I'm not even in this fight I promise, I just posted this because I was wondering how someone can lift at planet fitness (if this is you)... I am so sorry

I am moving on soon.

Smith machines are fucking gay.

you lads white?

I have a smith machine in my basement so I can lift heavy things without needing a spotter, it's a good compliment to freeweights

>smith machines
fuck smith machines. went to it for a while and I could bench way more than I actually did and I nearly died attempting the same amount in real weights

im out, should be on to pregame.

i got all my work monday and tuesday, so i can get drunk as fuck tomorrow, doing nothing on thursday, then see what friday and saturday bring. I wish we had 6 games this year : /

oh I own ya
and I just double pwnd ya,
make ya disown ya pride
my team just turned the tide,
tears rollin down ya eyes
watch as ya keep despisin,
cut ya down like konami's budget
make ya kick the bucket,
look at ya beggin for mercy
unfortunately for ya I'm blood-thirsty.

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Sorry

>cusb

The genny piss me off

LMAO red sux

Is Jordan Yamamoto elite?

Sure starting to look like it. The Marlins also have the Mesa brothers coming up too. Funny to think they will be contenders in the near future.

FUCK YOU THEO FUCK YOU...TRADE RIZZO FOR PITCHING

Why haven't the Cubs been demoted to triple A or a local women's league?

muh dik...wrigley field is a piece of shit and needs to be torn down

im not a fan of the white sox but i think eloy is going to be big

A big guy?

I saw so many mentions from cubs fans yelling at theo screaming how they need a bullpen or closer after last night's debacle. Don't they know Kimbrel is already on the way? Why do Cubs fans do this?

Who will stop the Astros?

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The astros, which honestly is the worst thing that could happen otherwise it's the yankees, dodgers or cubs......... again

Dodgers are 1 win away from 50 wins.

orioles already have over 50 losses

Why will the Mets win the world series?

Because 2 words:
Pete
Alonso

Jays might get to 40 wins by August maybe

The Jays are a worse baseball team than the Orioles and they WILL get the #1 pick

I picked your mom

>red sux

Was she a bust?

tb v nyy gamethread

no thanks

umm we're good sweeaty...

cringe

big yikes

The Braves, probably.

I assume everyone here is white unless they're a dodger, yankee, or white sock fan

you gotta go back

The Dodgers are whiter than you.

Rangers/Astro probably have a bunch of mexican fans
The dodgers, sure; but the fans are almost assuredly goblinos.

cringe

You forgot the Minisomalia Twins.

Finally. Let's play ball Philly bros

cringe

twins!

I dont think the Somalis actually care about baseball tho

cringe

Yikes, nobody would watch that

Everyone here is a white sox or a dodgers fan. Literally the most important teams in baseball.

>rays opener Blake Snell gives up 3 runs and loads the bases before being pulled with 1 out in the first
guess that opener strategy doesnt always work, huh?

>daddies 3 games back in the wildcard
baste

Well, he cracked the game wide open at least.

>starting pitcher
>opener
That's not how this term works

>Gays

Are the rasy thoroughly exposed yet?

>thatsthejoke.jpg

it doesn't count because everybody hates the yankees. today doesn't even exist desu

Right, they're fans are all plastics. And stuff. Rings are legitamate only when you wait 100 years to win one. And real fans only support teams with 5 or less championships.

>"People see dark faces out there, and the perception is that they're African-American. They're not us. They're impostors. Even people I know come up and say: 'Hey, what color isVladimir Guerrero? Is he a black player?' I say, 'Come on, he's Dominican. He's not black.' ... As African-American players, we have a theory that baseball can go get an imitator and pass them off as us. It's like they had to get some kind of dark faces, so they go to the Dominican or Venezuela because you can get them cheaper. It's like, 'Why should I get this kid from the South Side of Chicago and haveScott Borasrepresent him and pay him $5million when you can get a Dominican guy for a bag of chips?' ... I'm telling you, it's sad."

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I see that Bruce Pooper still runs the bases like a retard.

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>somebody in the replies actually called Arenado white
This is why the mutt meme exists.

Just in case any newfags were wondering.

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>barve
>rags
>good guys
Wanna know how I know your opinion is worthless?

t. scubbie

40 min till the daddies sweep the gay crew.

I'm not an NL fag so I can't really say about the NL teams but this is pretty good.
though the angels should be more on the good guys side.

>barves
What the fuck are you doing, nigga?

Dodgers still making flyovers seethe. Good.

b-b-b-cuhhringe

C - Yasmani Grandal
1B - Bellinger
2B - Xander Bogaerts
3B - Arenado
SS - Trevor Story
LF - Yelich
CF - Trout
RF - MOOKIE
DH - JD Martinez

The best lineup possible right now at this very moment in time

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Looks like my A's used up the last bit of his pitching abilities last year.

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>blacks: oh a bloo bloo bloo our ancestors were slaves! brought from africa! treat us special!
>also blacks: these other descendants of slaves brought from africa aren't black, they're spics!

forgot to mention this is based both on hitting and fielding

Can someone post the webm of the Toddfather swinging hard at a pitch 5 feet from the plate?

This team is so fucking boring and bad.

kek the phillies aren't even gonna get a wildcard spot

330 million dollars

Where my Brave bros at? We got this division in the fucking bag, and we wont have to deal with our division making it the wild card again this year.

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I still need major moves done by the deadline to be confident. A proven starter, not another Gausman, and some bullpen help. Keep Newcomb in the bullpen, put Folty there too if he cannot get his shit together.

Bro, Braves are going to be fine for the rest of the year now that the Lillies are imploding even faster than last year. Do you seriously think the Mest are going to contend?

Braves collapse in 3 2 1

Braves will collapse in the post season like unusual. No fucking way in hell the rest of the division would overlap them, especially the Mets/Nats

>be asstro
>lose

Living Rent free in your head Philthie fag

It's fucking June, bre.
I never thought we would not win the division, but our bullpen sucks, and Markakis, McCann will fade by mid-August. Once Enciarte comes back he'll continue to hit fucking nothing. I hope Pache is called up in September. But yeah we fucking got this.
Our playoff rotation is Soroka, Fried(?), Keuchel(?), Teheran(?), or fucking Foltynewicz?

The Braves are scaring absolutely nobody.

got £5k on brewers to win

how BLACKED am i

Never know, we might like out and not have to face the Dodgers again this year in the divisional round. Just be glad knowing both wildcards spots will not be from the NL east going forward.

Braves will be scary if they don't go up against the Dodgers again this year in the post season, and the dodgers fall flat on its ass to the wildcard team that is the cubs/rockies

rasy ahahahahahaha

BUT I THOUGHT THE RAYS BULLPEN WAS GOOD?

>be houston
>lose

>cringe
>yikes
oh and still first place in the al east

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>get swept

Black kids don't want to play baseball. The ones that do, and are good enough get contracts no problem. The thing about teams preferring to go south for cheaper players is true but it affects white players just as much. Many of the players celebrated as the greatest of all time are American born blacks.

They don't have enough pitching. A deep line up like LA or the Brewers are gonna hang 5-10runs on them easy. And sure. Maybe they can mash against shitty bottom feeders with AAA starters, but having to face 3 aces in a row in the post season will expose them.

new bread

Sorry but the dodgers aren't going to the world series again. Braves will make it all the way and have sex with all of the dodger wives while in LA.
Ozzie fine nut in Justin turners wife couple twotree times.