*BTFOs weeb virgins*

SEETHING

>Sends shotas
>They get raped
What did they expect desu?

BOSS

Alexis is a closeted faggot, and everyone in my country is in denial.

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>kids from highschool

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CHILENO, NO ME COMAS

Perfect, just like my monas chinas

>jap shotas
h-hot

Mans got 3 mouths to feed

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>Dogs have to cover under the desert sun but Alexis don't.

My sides

Yeah that was good.

Melanyn superpowers

He's not even sweating true Atacama blood.

Alexis' instagram is unironically fucking depressing. Dude is the male equivalent of the "cool wine aunt" meme, taking pics with his nephews and his dogs as if they were his children

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why dont alexis retire and go study veterinary medicine? open a big clinic

he'll see lots of dogos

>shota's get destroyed by 25+ year old men
i-i don't like where this is going

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Difference is he's 30 and earning £600k per week and can have kids whenever he wants

very american opinion

>play like shit at ManU
>goes Super Saiyan for the NT

BASED

Nah. He's more of an autistic momma's boy. Something like messi, but less sheltered because of his upbringing in Tocopilla surrounded by nortinos flaites.

Mapuche blood works in mysterious ways.

Tocopilla either kills you are make you a superhuman. There's no inbetween.

is he a white girl? why does he fuck his dog so much?

Man's best friend la

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You don't die with proper genetic resistance to everything.

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i unironically worry that Sanchez might an hero when his perros inevitably die

BOSS I SCORED AND GAVE ASSISTS
WHERES MY MONEY??

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And we destroyed those kids

could he be gay?
I can really see him having soon some surrogate-mother test tube babt soon
but unlike Cristiano who likes Moroccan men, Alexis would probably pick an Ukrainian mother to get a whiter kid

i dunno man, that sounds cute n funny to me

see
tell me that's not a faggot, maybe even a peanut butter in the dick zoophile

he had a whore gf from Chile
at it happened it was at the same time he signed for United
Now he broke with her a couple of months ago
coincidence?

BOSS, I NEED UNA MONEITA TO BUY PASTA

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He doesn't really give me that sort of vibes. HE's more of an autistic momma's boy as I said.
He looks like a child.

I respect Alexis for not covering his body with ugly tattoo shit like every other South American football player desu

didn't he have a child with that spanish girl Mary Plaza?

BOSS

Take a walk, you’re spending too much time here.

Have sex, lose weight, stop being a mutt, kill yourself fucking retard (kyfs).

and Turboman

>Soccer is a joke.
ftfy

He just looks like a typical chilean bloke to me

te van a sacar la chucha en la favela si te escuchan

youtube.com/watch?v=vNTc6rUjGPA

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Based

I wish i could understand this

fucked them shotas up, felt good

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if anybody on your NT is gay, its not Alexis

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It means that, just like in England, Alexis is all by himself and can only resort to the company of his dogs.

It's just banter m8.

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Literally fuck jap shotas

Based pitbull gay.
youtube.com/watch?v=pdx-ZIGNi8w

kek

Basado

kino

t. Josh Ishihara

Chilean Robinho

matate de una vez proxy de mierda

Holy fucking based. Earned his paycheck I say.

Of course the resident peru weeb comes to defend his masters.

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