Is there a more meme football country than Japan...

Is there a more meme football country than Japan? We pretend they're good when they have one half decent midfielder and 10 dogshit players around. When have they ever done SHIT outside their meme Asian Cup?

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They were the 3rd best team of the last world cup and they are not even a footballing country. Japan couldn't risk sending any of their best players to the Cope America out of fear of them getting stabbed/shot/held for ransom/skinned alive/sopa de macacoed so they sent the C team of mostly naive younger guys with no national team experience to get the participation monies.

>el canadiANO

>They were the 3rd best team of the last world cup

>merdico
lmao

they sent younger players to prepare for olympic games.

Reminder that time when France lost to Mexico in the world cup LMAO

>Mexican complaining about meme soccer countries
You're even more meme than the US, and soccer is literally a meme here.

France
Belgium
Japan
Brazil
Croatia
Argentina
Uruguay
England
Rest of top/France bracket
Rest of bottom/Croatia bracket

>We pretend they're good
No one on the planet thinks theyre world class in football, what the fuck are you talking about?

nobody remind it, but from what i see, japan is less populated than merdico and way less passionate by football than merdico and yet they offer a better football.

Their defensive line (+ keeper) had 1 player born before 1998. Their 2 strikers were born in 2001 and 1998.

Ehh, we're literally the same size right now, and only because Japan stopped having sex. But Japan has done NOTHING at all at the world stage. Mexico is at a least spectacularly mediocre.

Japan of all the Asian teams are the best when they play a WC they either end up as R16 or when they lose in Group stages they don't lose too badly.
Iran and Saudi Arabia don't just lose in Group stages every time they play a WC, there is also the fact that they always end up losing horribly.
South Korea is cheating scum.
Australia is not Asian.

you both did shit, difference is that your people care about the sport, not japan.

Yes, clearly, they are the best ASIAN team, that doesn't mean they're good. I mean, if Mexico gets shat on so much here, have you seen their WC results?
GS 1998
R16 2002
GS 2006
R16 2010
GS 2014
R16 2018
That's much worse than Mexico's. Not to mention we have at a least gotten some results at the Confed Cup, 2nd-3rd place finishes in Copa America, etc.

The difference is that Mexico has football as their number one sport. And I never said they were particularly good, just that they are the best Asian team.

Japan is a meme at everything they do. Why should football be any different?

Because all Japanese best athlete play this exhentai.org/g/785610/91801a2b57/ and baseball instead of faggy divegrass.

They're literally better than you are.

Honestly J-league is a joy to watch. I can't say this without coming off like a huge hipster but the style of play is very technical and there isn't a lot of diving or complaining. The team names are complete bonkers though. Like the MLS but even goofier. They straight up invented words which sounded Italian etc

they're better than Mexico lol

There's lots of Sudaca teams with weird made up names adopted from what they saw at the time as the heritage of association football and they were probably cheese back in the day but now are beloved tradition.

Explain how, you're going to have to reach deep to find a justification to place Japan above Mexico in football.

they're as good in football as they are in hockey

I retract this statement and apologize unreservedly to the strong and brave nation of Mexico.

Current fifa ranking & this:
statista.com/statistics/262903/all-time-standings-of-national-soccer-teams-at-the-world-cup-since-1930/

Also, nachos > sushi

The only lost 0-4 to Chile. So I would say yes, there is a more meme football country than Japan.

Is there a more meme football country than Mexico? We pretend they're good when they have one half decent forward and 10 dogshit players around. When have they ever done SHIT outside their meme Gold Cup?

Reminder that mérdico will never win a WC.

Eh, if it weren't for how they spilled the spaghetti against Belgium they would had moved to the Bronze match and beat the shit out of England, so this user is right Easily the top 3 team of the WC, maybe top 4 if you consider Croatia a good team but come the fuck on, Croatia only got to the Final thanks to that all the good teams were on the other side of the tournament.

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