Sister just signed her letter of intent to play softball at major Oregon university

>7 years
>communications
are you, by chance, mentally retarded?

Does it matter? Unless you got a pussy you ain't getting with a women's softball player

Don’t worry breh it took me 8 years to graduate but I still did it. Also didn’t seem like an issue for employers when I was job hunting. No one asked or said anything about my age.

Don’t get shot

Took me six years, did a math degree first and then went back to get an arts degree so I could go to grad school. Math degrees are only useful for people who are really talented/passionate about it or retards who want to scrape by and become high school teachers. It is easily the most impressive degree to the general public though, people in my arts program act like I’m a genius because I have a math degree

good luck to both of you!

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I'm not a genius but I have a B average in upper div math classes. Probably enough to get me into grad school for stats. Little bit of talent and some hard work gets me through.

You will always be better than a women

>get degree in med-related field
>too dumb and socially isolated/depressed/miserable to do well enough to get into needed grad programs and need special degree to do anything in healthcare
>5 years out of college, still working same garbage entry level job i thought would help me get into programs, have gained very few skills and would have no idea what to do when i need to switch job focus
>friendless incel on top of that

haha

Your sister will get railed by teams (TEAMS) of drunk frat jocks.

>Dad and siblings working as engineers or healthcare professionals
>I'm stuck at a shitty warehouse job paying 23 an hour

Spending half my paycheck on booze

>>I'm in my 7th year of college trying to get my communications degree
1. pls say this is not an undergrad degree
2....but are there even graduate degrees in communications?
3. your sister is going to be replaced by a trans man, and the millions of dollars from her professional softball career will be gone

>>too dumb and socially isolated/depressed/miserable to do well enough to get into needed grad programs and need special degree to do anything in healthcare
be serious
med school is FULL of socially isolated/depressed/miserable people

yeah well im stupid than them, at least they still were able to perform while depressed/miserable

Is she going to be a stupid duck?

>drop out of college with a 2.2 gpa at a respectable university UC after two years
>go to community college for 2 years
>still can't transfer because gpa is too low because of my gpa from UC fucking me over
>taking a math class (diff eq), a programming class (php) and some piss easy courses to raise my gpa as much as possible so that I can apply for spring 2020
>counselor told me to ask for retroactive withdrawal at my first uni but I'm too scared to ask because I will get rejected.
Fuck, I just want to graduate in electrical engineering and get a comfy programming job. A part of me just wants to skip college and go straight into a programming job but I dont have the self discipline to work everyday on my own building my projects and portfolio. Why am I so goddamn lazy and stupid?

and yet clearly you are just not intelligent enough for more

same nigga gonna graduate at 28. had some family medical shit make me take time off

>he didn’t take the firefighter/paramedic pill
Lmao you absolute retard

Just study bro it's not difficult. Get off Yea Forums for a start.

>studied compsci
>now in a tiny company part of which I own, working about 25 hours a day for more money than I need, programming in some obscure language
pity the fools going for big companies desu

>a day
a week, obviously
sorry, just woke up and about to go to work :^)

>25 hours a day
German over engineering strikes again

Tell ur sis I want have sex with her

How do I stick with programming and not get discouraged by not making progress? Also, should I go for a database language to get an entry job like mysql or php?

>approaching the 10th year of uni to get my degree in cyber security
>literally everyone tells me to just take the CISSP exam and get certs instead
>still go anyways

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I just graduated community college in BA and I'm going for my Economics degree with a minor in actuarial science so I can be an actuary, but I've never done calculus, not even in high school

Is Calculus hard? Apparently an actuary doesn't need to do calculus in the field, but you need it to get the certification.

It depends on which kind of calculus. I had to take some bullshit one with ''''business applications'''' so you had to study retarded charts too but as long as you do well on the homework it should be fine

search
a) class of 2019 softball oregen uni girls
b) their relative older brothers, communication degree studies, class of 2012

find OP

>programming in some obscure language
Which and what for?

>don't graduate college
>flounder until 29 years old
>get lucky and fall into job
>get good at job
>make close to 100k
>no student debt
phew

RUSSIAN SPY LOCATED

You'll need to take Mathematical Statistics I and II, and you'll need some multivariate calculus to do the proofs. Also get gud at linear algebra.

t. statsfag

>dropped out of uni 6 years ago, been NEET ever since. So mentally and physically frail I'm unable to function in even minimum wage jobs.

Hmm, not sure how to dig myself out of this one, might just go play more vidya :)

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>5.5 years
>$0 in student debt
I don't deserve it, bros.

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Makes me feel better about my 3 year associates

Progress 4GL

>shitty warehouse job
>23/hour

My mother runs an entire division for her company and gets paid $26. Suck it up and blow it out your ass.

And at that, I work part time for $11.10 (minimum wage) and still have enough time and resources to attend school full time and have hobbies on the side.

Are you the epitome of whininess or what bro idk

Don’t get burnt out.

That’s it.

This sounds horrible, but don’t over-extend yourself in college trying to go above and beyond. Do what needs to be done for the grade you want and walk away with that, because I guarantee you if you’re always shooting for the stars and trying to challenge yourself in COLLEGE, then you’re 100% not going to give a shit when you HAVE to go above and beyond building a portfolio and auditioning for companies.

>t. Worked from the time I was 7 years old to build a portfolio and a reputation to go to DigiPen, got accepted and then realised I fucking hate CompSci