Official boston red sox vs minnesota twins game thread

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n word

For me? It's the Twins.

The defending World Champion Red Sox are in Minnesota to face the current best team in the MLB, the Twins.

RED SOX:
RF Mookie Betts (R)
LF Andrew Benintendi (L)
DH J.D. Martinez (R)
3B Rafael Devers (L)
SS Xander Bogaerts (R)
2B Brock Holt (L)
1B Michael Chavis (R)
CF Jackie Bradley Jr. (L)
C Sandy Leon (S)
SP Rick Porcello (R)

TWINS:
CF Max Kepler (L)
SS Jorge Polanco (S)
DH Nelson Cruz (R)
LF Eddie Rosario (L)
1B C.J. Cron (R)
RF Marwin Gonzalez (S)
3B Miguel Sano (R)
C Jason Castro (L)
2B Jonathan Schoop (R)
SP Jose Berrios (R)

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are you somali

does anyone know why they delayed game 1 hr

>the current best team in the MLB

the red sux arent playing the yankees tho

wtf he's a cheater anyways why'd he still in the league

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put name back in naem field

WORRYing contact on porcello i say pull him and try someone else before this game gets out of hand

Damn, Target Field looks really nice. Very big. Any Minnesotans ITT?

Imagine the name of your ballpark was target field lmfao

who is imagination required for

No, but I went to a game there last year

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guess no one's watching red sox tonight

Why should they? Everyone knows the Yankees have the World Series in the bag. No one can beat us.

Absolutely beautiful, man. Would love to watch a game there. Fenway's just a little too old for me.

honestly dont care to be called a no one especially on my birthday........

youre a no one and its not your brithday

Fenway is too old for everyone

place is a shithole

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Anyone else sick of Alex Speier? I'd like to watch Eckersley spear him.

i want him to be new manager

wow two competing perfect games a TIGHT ball game very excited

>perfect game

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its our imperfetions that make us perfect

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>retiring joe mauer number
Flyovers

that's a HALL OF FAMER

nothing is hapening in this dumb game

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the red sux are getting ready to choke and fall further behind the yankees

devers pass interfere xander

wish theyd stop so much getting ready and just do something

Mauer doesn't have a chance at the HOF and I love the guy

well so what i dont think his mom loves him any less

does anybody knwo what ryan brasier retardation injury was

wow is rick porcello a HOF

She loves him the way a Minnesota woman does

Oh ja

explain what you mean this instant

sorry im late i was napping what did i miss

dueling perfect games this is a TIGHT ROPE contexst who blinks forst

how when score is not same

ok wake up from a four hours nap and just start questioning me

hi you miss me at a batting cage today i only person there then i turn around there giant family maybe 12-13 people staring at me not saying a word VERY creepy they would not go away or move to ALL THE OTHER open batting cages they just stood there..staring at me

oh jeeze

I'm just saying she's as sweet as Marge the cop

looool private party rented out the whole place for themselves coudn't understand why you were there

who's that what team does she play for

no they just stand there. never pic up a bat or put on a batting gloves. i think they want money to go away so i start yelling BATTERBATTERBATTERBATTERBATTERSWINNGGGGGGG

chavis tags out sandy instead of the baserunner very rookie mistake

probably a noodle colony

Whatever team is in Fargo, North Dakota

is it ok to throw the bat at pitching machine if it launching way the fuck out of the strike zone?????

license and registration please

a man does as he wants a dog asks if its ok no wait the opposite

entering thread wtf is this music or am i having another seizure

you supposed to run directly straight at it

is it your brithday

NO

hi a foul balls get getting stuck under safety net so i chuck them at a coinbox

porclelo pitching like he really need that $400 million contract

my banning you from ever returning to batting cage

ha ha epic are you having another siezer right now

porcello didnt even pitch that well

rafael do it for your daughter

i think this might happen so i buy some token advance for another batting cages by the time you figure out i there i finish batting and a whiskey pint and run away to be safe by mistake

ok was that good

i hope they program machine to bean u every at bat

wish i had friend to take me to batting cage on my birthday

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no she died

i no try a bunt on a
"very fast" batting cages machine setting i don't have a courage to do that directly

wtf does that mean nobody will sign him until june next year

cant belive don got dever and kimbrel daughter sick....

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do you think he miss her

no not really too young to be a dad probably in his secret heart of hearts hes relieved and banging random bar sluts every night

u considering cheating against freaking MACHINE pathetic and humiliating historically

loooooooooooooooooooooooool found that one poster youtube

youtube.com/watch?v=K_a0r974ssA

why this stupid stadium play different song between every freaking pitch

wtf........

For flyovers

hahhahha holy SHIT that was such a fail

lol serves him right for not choking up or stepping in

wtf grapes COLLAPSE

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it's the 7th inning and he has yet to give up a run

owned completely and historically

wtf i thought that was a home run

strike three imo

i really like baseball

you napped through the first five innings

anyone else join company softball team lots of cute girls play

just resting my posting for the high leverage innings

It's always funny when people flinched behind the batter on foul balls. Also, Boston is a shit hole and the people there can only live vicariously through athletes that happen to play in their general area.

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could do this but would rather join company dead lift team (just me at this point but mabe cute girls will join)

Lol. Boston's pitching coach has a girl name. What a faggot. He's perfect for Boston in that aspect.

eating dunkin apple fritter flavored yogurt

>calls itself state of hockey
>loses a team to fucking TEXAS

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wow he did it a PERFECT GAME

that what they call you lifting yourself off couch by 4pm dead(weight)lift looooooool

LOL

>The team owner cheating on his wife and then getting forced by his wife to move the team has everything to do with Minnesota as a state.

Massachusetts state education system, everyone.

looooooooooooooool

>I can't argue with facts, so here is a picture from 20 years ago. Heh, I fawwwwwwwkin' got hem.

I like Minnesota, but why the hell did you guys import all these retards?

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thought we were done with cityballing after baltimore series but i guess you guys think these are good kinds of posts

just muted the volume by accident and then chavis got a hit think i'll keep it muted

>your school spending entire months teaching history of sports teams across all sports and all teams

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wish i could do same to internal monologue

ok cheating on guerin with boob girl in back

Minnesota was "too white", so Slick Willy and Barry O decided to import more niggers. They needed the votes, you know.

Have another beer, you stupid mick.

wtf,,,,,

>Boston is a shit hole
You live in fucking Mogadishu

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Lol, no I don't.

red socks are not a boston team

>implying Minnesota doesnt have shitty fan support for all its teams isnt a fact

Must hurt to see the Lakers and Stars win championships in other cities

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ratio would be thrown off in a's since most such names are a's

>Must hurt to see the Lakers and Stars win championships in other cities
It doesn't. I wasn't a hockey fan in the '90s, and I don't watch niggerball. Anything else you'd like to assume?

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>47-23 record
>lead division by double digits
>still only average 24K and 18th in attendance

no wonder Bud Selig contracted you

You think Bryce hate life yet

me bryce

does anyone know how many innings is tonights game

>talks shit about boston's fan support
>i-i-i don't watch apepoop guyz

idk ask xer

you think Twins fans like Brock Holt

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Why would I waste my time watching a group of niggers put a ball in a basket?

SAFE

True, you see enough Somalis destroying your state

How come they dress like ghosts

Right in the fucking head. Nice throw, Castro.

idiot mookie

picture day on halloween poor timing

youtube.com/watch?v=KFPI9b9N6CQ

>your state
Nigger, I don't live in Minnesota and Boston isn't much better when it comes to shitskins.

You'd care if the Timberwolves were worth a shit

Then stop posting you stupid nigger

I bet you live in the Bronx don't you Mickey? Enjoy your 50 percent unemployment

>be Yankee fan
>get AIDS
lol

if you were red sox manager alex sperier did you pull porcello just then or no? why or why not?

shuckin clams ain't shit you fucking mook. you know anything about legistics? can you read shipping manifests? ever move giant fucking legos filled with millions of dollars of stuff in it? dont think so.

>brewer

congrats on your victory tonight twins

no : want to win
yes : dont ruin porcello night by letting him give up run

this game is already over

No.

Wrong again.

>Durrrr he must be a yankees fan cuz he doesn't like the red sox, durrrrrrrr.

Someone's jelly we're not losing again this season.

Tanaka owns you historically

>be Yankee fan
>get AIDS
lol

>be Yankees fan
>owned by AIDS historically

I love how you think boston supporting its teams bigly is a bad thing....

judge and stanton are struggling to even make contact in the minors

they demoted stanton to A+ instead of AAA hes so bad now

>Be a Red Sox fan
>Automatically a cuckold to a black bull

why's brewer not just getting outs

And yet you're in 3rd place while the Yankees are 1st. About to shatter the 2001 Mariners record and our own from 1998

HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH that Yankee fan with actual AIDS is back

you already shattered seattles record of most humiliated team in playoffs last season

Welp I have seen this game before fucking Dave you idiot

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There Yea Forums goes again. Assuming incorrectly.

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throw STRIKES

lol

Do you walk him try for double play

Please walk the next two batters. Nice bullpen you got there, Boston.

Actually that was you in 1986

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>be Yankee fan
>get AIDS
lol

do you think darbi is naked right now ha ha

do you know offhand the only player in history to hit cycle in playoffs

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lol/

That is really bad base running by guy on second

LOOOOOOL what freaking idiot BASED brewr

Whats on the logo of Cruz' helmet? Pine tar?

wtf did xander taech them how to run

>yfw Yogi Berra has more rings than the entire red sux franchise

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Do they really need fucking music between pitches like wtf

>tfw red sock have more rings than yankees this century

You mean like how the Pats play that faggot horn 50 times a game?

BREWER HATESR APOLOGIZE

BASED BREWER

>tfw the Red Sox have more in your lifetime

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never doubted brewer for a second

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sorry

Typical bawwwwwstun bandwagon bitch that thinks baseball began in 2004

>28-4

tfw neither of you contributed to either team and merely watch the team thinking it changes your life.

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That’s a fog horn and it’s for safety reasons to get drunks back to seats ok

Yankees have won 6 of their 28 while I've been alive. 96, 98-00, 09, 19

....your franchises entire history won while you were alive. Just 4 times. How cute

Nah, it's a faggot horn to let every know just how gay Boston is. San Fran does the same thing, only they don't do it all game.

The autism is strong with this pitcher

his name is blake lol

idiot not realizing im the manager since weeks ago

lmao

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You'd have to have some level of autism to be a professional athlete. Pitchers, ice hockey goalies and golfers to be specific.

ok now score

what a high quality poster

jerry a little conceited with his click pick hmm

Jason Castro walk-off coming up in the Bottom of the 9th.

new game: splitgate

halo and portal combined

do something for your daughter xander

ok but what are the rosters like do they have mlbpa license what about historical players

all players brock holt

inshallah god is great my brother

new game: old mlb game game with chibi graphics and updated roster with player happiness system

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i feel like melting so hot and humid

just had thunder bolt taked out my power please dont spoil if xander walk off

omfg

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X GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU

lol he is like minnesotas kimbrel funny crouch man

LOL wow that 10 minute conversation sure was worth it

umm what did i just say

WOW

dont read this

uhh did anyone see that

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getting ready to join company deadlift team

Porcello didn't even pitch particularly well, our batting approach just fucking sucks now. So many first pitch swings then stupid takes looking. Berríos was not good either (to his standards) but the difference is essentially one swing by Bogaerts.

old f*g has posted

>brasier

congrats on your walkoff win twins

isnt this literally his first day back from retard list

>ryan ‘zach galifinakis’ brasier

haha remember hangover the movie that was good funny movie now i leanred that hangover every day is not as funny

i want to sell crypto and buy skull vodka with the money 2 minutes later loool

me sweating so much dying

OK i apologize to brasier

4 what

hi drink a everclear with power aid ok fine good

saying he looked like the hangover guy

wow PERFECT GAME!!!!!!

me smoking WEED that i buy yesterday and dealer accuse me of stealing from him

123 9th inning this was a good game by Red Sox maybe this is their year

EVERYONE apologize to brasier ill wait besudes that one guy who already did

brasier just had to have mom and dad died suddenly at the joint funeral he clench his fist and swore on their bodies he would turn into best closer in the game

red sock WIN perfect game good game twins bed time now night night

sorry /nesn/ bylaws prohibit a weed please turn in you /nesn/ colors you now out bad

wtf how do you still smoke weed doesnt your copmany softball team drug test

let’s give that poster a warning /nesn/ numbers are not what they used to be

im above company bylaws

miss me

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i found out yesterday he not even throw pitch for MONTHS STILL hes in spring training alone just throwing ball

hi you just win a vacation wow one way ticket to dominican amusement center

idiot got dfa to AAA

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