Why cant they just get along?

Why cant they just get along?

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fuck those stupid little favela murder monkeys

>they
It's a commie hue that's shitting up the board. It's always commies.

This town ain't big enough for two mutt ethnostates

99% of huebros are cool. It's one fucking ape who insists on spamming every threat with his bullshit.

Imagine how great the USA-Brasil soccer rivalry would be if >we weren’t such a meme soccer nation.

Often times you dislike those that remind you of yourself.

Two alpha bucks fighting to be top monkey in the jungle

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Are their QT ballers good?

>greentext

because they are so similar, like two hard headed brothers, ones just a shitload richer than the other. you could write a dissertation on why multiculturalism is always doomed to fail just by how the two countries interact on this board alone

We are the new mutt kangz n shiet nigga

FUCK BRAZIL I WILL KILL THEM ALL

lose weight

eat food

>constantly come across brazilian QTs on tinder
>none of them ever match me

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Americans dont like looking at their future. Theres no hope fat friends, youre becoming Brazil 2.0 in less than 20 years.

lose melanin

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>tf
>tp

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i do
i do
i don't need to

>brasil
93538075
>t. 5-4 200 lb taco gut chi

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Lose weight.

i think i speak for both the hues and burgers when i say
>a fucking leaf

>why yes, I'm of mixed race and proud, what gave it away?

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I try not to hold any stereotypes regarding american people. The one american I've met seemed like a cool guy.

may God bless our brazilian brothers

This, it's the commie bahia supporter.

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>nigger
>merdestino
>commie
that's the triple threat of subhumans, I bet that he's a manlet as well

No one likes amerisharts

Have sex

>some post-Soviet country named after a crappy lunchmeat
At least people know who we are, dollar-store Romania

This video always gets me. He's probably dancing to his favourite tunes, having fun the best way he can given his mental disabilities and the poverty background he was born into.
Then this random thot comes with a camera, laughing and demanding him to not stop dancing. She wants to post it on social media... get some likes from her followers like he is some kind of clown.
He cant understand the entirety of the situation, but he knows something is not right, so he stops. I dont know man... The sad look he gives to the camera... it just gets me...

obviously you're new here

underrated post

WE ARE NOT MUTT.

We are just half mutt. A mixed mutt state.

Make a more presentable bio - no selfies, good quality pictures, a picture with a pet, another showing the whole body, a picture smiling, another more mysterious.

Offer some kind of service - "I like to cook", "I like movies", "I like going to the beach" etc. Yes, you have to pay for sex. Any sexual relationship is just a different level of prostitution.

Besides showing you have beauty and capital, also show them you have content. Be genuine and write something personal in your bio, a passion of yours, or actually show this in one of your pictures. If you don't do that, you're just like any of the thousand other guys on the app.

Beauty, capital and content. That's all there is.

For other guys: if you're ugly, you can go for aesthetics. There's beauty in style too but then you will be more niche. Going for a certain look will only attract a certain type of women. Keep that in mind. If you're poor, there are other types of capital, money is not the only one - you can go for an area of expertise that you have, an intellectual capital. That will be more niche too, of course. And, lastly, if you're completely bland and don't have any content, go for numbers - learn just a little bit of a lot of stuff and impress them that way. In my experience, cooking or buying food for them is almost always essential though. Bitches love to have sex in exchange for food.

Note it's always commies who say shit like this

but if you already got all that, why not just strive toward a meaningful relationship?
i wouldn't bother whore myself with all that just to fuck sluts on tinder

Newfags are always genuinely shocked and scared but they don't write that cohesively. They're always dumbfounded.

Middlefags are the ones who think they're oldfags and tell the newfags that they're new here. They find things funny and lel.

Oldfags are not shocked from what they've seen here, since they've seen it all. They just start thinking more about it. Things stop being shocking, scary or funny. They are just... depressingly numb. Oldfags don't feel nothing. They just think of things as a reflection of their own existential crisis in this chaotic universe.

I totally agree with you but I was just pointing out the best way to get matches on Tinder.

This comment I like.

>there are other types of capital, money is not the only one - you can go for an area of expertise that you have, an intellectual capital.
i have a good telescope. my dad gave me a $1k telescope for my birthday. and i honestly don't need it so i feel bad about it. so i am thinking this is my chance to put it to good use. i can show them some planets. are qts interested in astronomy?

That's the right way to go! I'm pretty damn sure the majority of them would be interested in seeing the Moon and planets up close. You can go in that direction in your bio.

We're too fat

thanks for your encouragement brazilbro !
i need to think about it.

What, I get along just fine with Brazilians. I have to. My gf is Brazilian. Also, I mainly follow motorsports, so I'm already a fan of a lot of Brazilian racers.