/oro/ #4

Shit misread thought they had T&T first

Oh, was it the bunda?

It's ok breh, tonight we have the weakest group plying

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2 years

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tbf the butthurt janny delete it
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/93519644

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Collage user here, I just added last night shitfest.
I'm shit at this stuff so any rec is welcome

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It wasn't bunda but it was a pussy alright

kek

based

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I like it, but I feel like some stuff might have to get smaller/moved/deleted, because it's still only the third day and we might get better memes. Plus, once the Americans start watching there'll be more meme posts. But other than that, it's great, thanks user

>Curacao vs El Salvador being played in Jamaica
going to be another packed stadium

You are right, I may delete or make smaller some shit when the tournament advances. I might take the whole janny shitfest and make it half the size it is and relocate it to a corner. But for now, it deserves a central place in the collage.
Do not worry, it will evolve along the shitposting

why not make the cup every 4 years to make it just a little bit more prestigious? remove the literal whos like Martinique and Bermuda. invite Argentina, Brasil from time to time and of course force them to use B squads.

there I helped :)

For me, it's Curaçao.

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Caribean Islands make like the 70% of all confederation, thus all votes. They make everything in their power to get any shekels there is and to take any spot in tournaments even if they are basically amateurs.

Still, it is very likely that the Copa America will be continent wide after 2026 and Gold Cup will be some short of qualifier

Yeah, that's what we always want, but there's a huge business with latinos in USA, Mexico vs Cuba got 65,000 people, tournament is fix'd to have Mexico vs USA in the final.

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is it true that the confederations cup will be killed (and making even more pointless the GC)?

Because greed. Shitcanos and illegals will pack stadiums to watch Mexico's C team rape literal who's.

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It is already killed. In the pre-tournaments interviews they asked mexican players if the tournament was worth something now that it doesn't give the qualy to Confederations and they literally said that it was shit

Good to hear. Again, looks great so far :)

JUST, no wonder everyone in CR doesn't care about the games

>no wonder everyone in CR doesn't care about the games
Nah it was too expensive for them m8, some CR user said that with what they were charging for admission he could easily eat all week long.

yes , they decided to kill it in order to make the Clubs World Cup to 24 teams

Put all these guys in one team, are they any less shit?

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Not really, that team would still be 80% from Martinique and Guadeloupe. There have been several french WC winners from there

>Club WC
>confederation died for this
FIFA is retarded if they think anyone will give a shit about this cup, it's already irrevelant with 6 teams and it will be even more irrelevant with 24 teams
the country in general is too expensive

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_FIFA_Club_World_Cup
apparently UEFA clubs are boycotting the idea

I don't blame them, it's a retarded idea.

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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PUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>"Now the world will see a real Club World Cup where fans will see the best teams in the world compete to be crowned the real world champions,"
fucking hell will this bald cunt stop ruining everything ? what with him and expanding all compétitions ? first the euro to 24 teams , the world cup to 48 in 2026 , now this

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'ello lads. Haven't watched any matches as of now. Let's get these bread.

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YOU SUCK, ASSHOLE

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Fuck Reggae!
Soca all the way!

based

>Curazao vs El Salvador
>Same time as Anime vs Mestizaje maligno
ITS NOT FAIR BROS

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>apparently UEFA clubs are boycotting the idea
No shit they are, after all it will end up being a champions league 2.0 with a few shit teams from around the world added.

>Let's get these bread.

VAMOS

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>Anime vs Mestizaje maligno
what do you mean?

Nippon vs chilel

Curaçao 2-0 El Salvador
Jamaica 1-1 Honduras

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Just change channels bro. You're watching on TV, right user? You wouldn't watch on illegal streams, right?

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mexzoo of this?

okay I know I do this a lot and you're probably tired of answering

but just what the fuck happens in Curacao?

They play baseball

>he wanted 48 teams in Qatar
hahahahha

Comfy colorful infrastructure, unlike the virgin, gray, and sad Amsterdam.

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The emigrate to the Netherlands

I don't know, go ask /copaamerica/ since it's a South American island

that looks top tier comfy

I want to visit but almost every month I hear about an American being killed in one of these Caribbean islands.

I wish, nice satanic trips desu

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comfy

why is this girl always half naked and playing with birds in her back garden
I mean I'm not complaining it's just a strange way to carry on

YOU JUST KNOW

No that's us

AVED

the prison system seems to be quite unique over there
>In 1998 once again reports arose of bad conditions. During a process called the "soul train" prisoners had to run along a line of prison guards armed with batons. Guards would beat them as they passed.
>Apart from the living conditions the Committee also noted reports of corruption by guards, mistreatment by guards and violence between prisoners,
>some of which had a sexual nature

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curaçao_Centre_for_Correction_and_Detention

CAM ON SALVIES SCOR SAM FACKING GOALS

Stream for curacao - el salvador?

foodlovers.site/p/curcao-es.html

based

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>Curacao is going to be a revelation

How empty is that place

>The guanaco lad isn't even posting here

what's a guanaco?

Salvadorean

Man, Curacao plays really good

Un gol mas adecuado para este partido no pudo haber

Based El Salvador finally scoring

Why do they all do the phone call celebration?
They were doing that yesterday

based el slavador

I told you, since that Mexico vs Curaçao from Gold Cup 2017, I rate them.

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I think they're asking European clubs to call them kek

this Curazao team sucks wtf man, I put money on them

>tfw your entire geographical knowledge of the Caribbean comes from pic related

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what game is this

>söylvador winning
cringe

>Hating on Based El Salvador
>Not even competing in ORO

Cringe and Bluepilled

Don't worry. Cheeky last minute equalizer coming.

Don't worry, Im not even watching the game, nobody here gives a shit about the NT unless its against Honduras, Mexico or some sudaca team. We prefer to watch Copa America or bandwaggon european teams and clubs.

Not trying to be a jerk, but do you guys over there considered the Confederations Cup as something relevant? Most people I know here in Europe never gave a single fuck about it. In fact, the year that Spain was in it the players were drinking and playing poker with whores before some matches because they didn't care at all

SANTA MARIA MADRE DE DIOS

We do. Atleast, the US and Mexico does. Aside the Handegg fags, people who actually follow the sport here in the US were gutted when we lost the lead and then lost the final to Brazil in the 2009 Confed Cup

That’s a Costa Rican that’s OBSESSED with Central America lad.
A true Guatemalan would never shit on best ally
Okay never mind Salvies are everything wrong wit Latin America

lol

Gay

is it true that nicaragua translated is nigger water or is Yea Forums full of liars

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It is 200% true, Yea Forums would never lie

>Okay never mind Salvies are everything wrong wit Latin America
and that's why they'll be the first Latin American country that gets a zoomer in power.

Agua = water
Nica = somehow sounds like nigga

not traslanted literally but phonetically is similar

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either sid meier's pirates or Pirates of the Caribbean 2003
but if my memory is correct its the HUD from the sid meier's one

Hello based Mexibro Slag poster

ERA YELLOW

>Japón 0-2 Chile

I thought anime was real

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>Japan Z team

Every time Japan roles up to an international tournament the weaboos come out to declare them the tournament dark horses.
Then they fail over and over and over.

Come on little dutch Island pls win

You'll be crying when Nayib makes us the Singapore if Latina America, while you spend the next years with a retard like JOH in the power.

>Japan

godammit

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Nippon has missed 3 easy goal opportunities, those fuckers are literally dropping their spaghetti.

>17 of Japan's 23 Copa players have never played for Japan before

yeah I don't think they're taking it that seriously

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Qatar is the genuine dark horse after they pulled a remontada

Why the fuck is El Salvador so fucking slow? They have the passing play but as soon as they get to the box they end up dying and not knowing what to do.

I see. I guess it makes sense, here people gives more value to the European Cup because is very competitive (Germany, France, Italy, Netherlands, Spain, England and even Portugal usually have decent to great teams, plus other countries who can have a good generation of players like Denmark, Greece, Croatia, Belgium Czech Republic...)
But the Gold Cup, as far as I know, has always been won by either USA or Mexico (maybe Canada won it once?) so I guess it is logical that it was more important to you. Anyway I would still preferred the Confederations Cup over that shitty world clubs cup

For me its The Kashima Antlers desu

They're the Olympic team too

native genetics

>Hamburger SV
you can't make this shit up

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>hot as fuck
>1.30am
>no work tomorrow
>watch 2 games at once

comfy af

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SEETHING

Hi there bro, mind to take control of my country by kicking AMLO out?

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based

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Gold cup is a fucking meme. If you heard about it is because the mexican media selling the nt to the customers. About the US nt, nobody really gives a shit about it. The rest of the teams are non existential

this
flicking between this thread for mexibro qts in-between reading and drinking brewskis

>You'll be crying when Nayib makes us the Singapore if Latina America

If Singapore was overrun with gangbangers and volcanoes with the inclusion of political prostitution to the Chinese I would agree.

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Why does Curacao play like shit at the most important time

This is the best way sans the world cup proper to be able to play big teams. Aside our failure to qualify now, and our terrible form as of late of course.

As much as I would love the seethe if UEFA ever decided to give the US an invite (in which we'd prolly go out in the GS with 0 points and -15 GD if it happened tomorrow with this squad) it makes sense that the European Championships are more important. Same with the UEFA Champions League.

Yeah, this Gold Cup is dominated by the US, Mexico and Costa Rica I think has the third most. Canada won it once but I think some refball happened there. This was why it was important for the United States to compete in Copa America, and why I think it's best if we accept any and all invites from CONMEBOL to play there and send either our Olympic Squad or some Z team to /ORO/

>Not having two monitors to watch both games.

Still, based Bong for watching our shitty Tournament.

>Oribe Peralta to Chivas

I think it's time for Club America to bring Rey Vidal

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>Salvador winning only 1-0
I thought Salvador was Elite

>two monitors
fuck that
having a PC is cumbersome
I can bring my laptop anywhere and it weighs a feather

While this is true we still, if we aren't going to send the best to a better tournament like Copa America, actually try and win the damn tinpot cup.

>salvador
>elite
lel

From what I know, they have everything but the ability to finish.

Fair enough. I like my desktop but a Laptop is equally comfy. Not bashing or anything.

This is literally how Guatemala plays.
We truly are the same people

>Alexis

the madman does it again

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>Chile Scored again.

Welp rip Yea Forumsnime

>0-4

afro-migration to Japan when?

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>Boss Scores Again

Based

Also another goal from long range, I missed it because of shitposting on here.

WEEEEEEEEEW

El Salvador is gonna be the champion screenshot this pls

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>Uruguay and Chile have been the most impressive teams so far
>Also the least black

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Why don't you guys have strikers?

>political prostitution to the chinese
They might share that last one

Why don't you guys have strikers?

El Salvador have always had that good touch of the ball, but no sense of attack/scoring. Also their condition is shit, they can't last an entire game without gassing out and faking injuries.

Because we are retarded. Our Federation believes that the best way of handling this is hiring an MLS meme manager and call up MLS meme players. I could go on but yeah

Just clone donovan or something

Lmao, SEETHING Japanese players. Based Chilenos have broken them mentally and now they’re just getting angry

One day Zardes will realize he doesn't get extra points for kicking the ball into the stands, and then we'll have a striker.

Because we are shit, our corrupt football federation steals all the money and there is no money left to develope talented players

Cheese Filled Tortillas and Beans with Rice isn't a good diet so that explains why they are gassed.

I get that literally everyone did it but CONCACAF increasing the teams was a mistake imo.
The teams were already dreadful and now you have island shitters getting an easy pass.

I know people within the US football federation and can pretty much confirm they are a bunch of retards

We have Fito Zelaya, a 30 yr old guy that plays in the Mlels, a few years ago he played in Rosemborg of Norway, don't know what hapoened to him but he doesn't get called anymore to the NT.

Actually I heard about it because I'm a sucker for NT football, I don't know why. So having Gold Cup and Copa America (and even European Cup U21, World Cup U20 and Women World cup) is great to me. But I get what you're saying.

I understand, it must be hard to be in that spot: maybe too good for CONCACAF/Gold Cup but maybe not good enough for World Cup. Stay strong bros, you're based anyways for being soccer-loving Americans

>our corrupt football federation steals all the money and there is no money left to develope talented players
just like mexico

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until today I didn't even know that Curacao had ever been separated from the Antilles football-wise

ded Salvador player, just like in the northern border

>Söylvador

He was one of the players that accepted money in exchange to loose games on purpose, BASED de los cobos most likely doesn’t like him for that

How do we fix Curacao bros?

Leon Bailey in the starting 11 for Jamaica

Scrub the entire soccer program and put the funding into their national baseball team

Besides that, I think he still injured. He hasn't played a single minute with LAFC

>Salvador game isn't even on tv
Wtf

more dutch players

more dutch players

Import french people there

Based Chilenos

football training in the prison system

lol hivemind

That’s true, such a shame because he’s actually a very good player.

ERA

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>tfw you could have Sterling and Leon Bailey in Jamaica's NT
They would unironically tear up the competition if Sterlel wasn't a first class mercenary.

Ok lads fuck the bullshit, give your prediction for the final.
>Mexico Vs. Costa Rica

>bring more niggs

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I assumed as much

The second issue was also the way they decided to do the qualifying. They did this weird nations league qualifying scramble that has basically allowed a metric assload of literal who islands to compete here.

Atleast you guys can develop your talent, even if you leave the WC in the round of 16.

I was wondering what happened to him. Didn't he have something to do in that match fixing.

At this very moment, we are not too good for conCACAf. We are right in the middle of this shitfest. Everything that can go wrong, has.

Remove islands from conCACAf, Make ORO a 12 team tournament with 7 teams that have made the world cup atleast 1 time participate, then a free for all tournament after that to determine the remaining slots.

just bring Jamaica already

>el Salvador is winning 1-0
>only 1-0
What kind of shitty fucking team is this?

1-1

The Barcelona kind of shitty since they do the same thing lmao

2-1 AET due to a Refballed call because thats what always happens.

>The Barcelona kind of shitty since they do the same thing lmao
What?

Seriously tho, what?

Well excuse us if we don't play like Guardiola's Man City if its that what you mean.

yeah, it's boring

Barcelona's results in La Liga are the same. Usually scraping by the farmers 1-0, 2-1, 3-2. Not every single match, mind you, but matches where it shouldn't be close, become close for some dumbass reason

>not playing like the World XI
I expect better from you, Salvabro

You fags damn near do. I wouldn't say that it's on that high level, more of a dollar general tier that works. It's just you can't fucking finish a play. Your players stop at the box and the entire opposing sides' defense is there waiting

Which teams would you like to see in the gold cup that aren't playing in this one?

Greenland

pls no more teams.

For me it's Jamaica

2002 usmnt

Why isn't this cup hosted in Canada?

What teams do the Jamaica guys play in ?

We do our best

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El Salvador and Curacao just played, and then Jamaica plays Honduras. Those are the only matches being played before the rest go back to the US

Iceland, Ghana, Australia, Colombia, Wales & South Korea

Jamaica is literally the neverlands of ConCACAf

mmmm that backstage looks kinda gay

Mix of MLS and USL.
Hon may as well be a pallet swapped Houston Dynamo at this point.

Dubs and Bailey scores a hat trick against the baleada niggers.

Too cold lmao

Still though Canada host a big tournament or are they only filled with hockey stadiums ?

>An American isn't saying this about my team after watching us win a semen slurper against some irrelevant island
Life is suffering

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I'm starting to think they are a cold chested team.

>Stadium is more packed than the Copa America ones
lmao

My bad I read your shit wrong. Jamaica plays with a random mix of players from the MlelS and other leagues

This

Canada wasn't interested IIRC.

This

Wait what? You mean El Salvador? That was what I was referring to.

As for the USNT, we are just fucking shit and I will be surprised to see this team make it to the Semis

>my team
>not guatemala
cringe and bluepilled

Come on Honduras I need you to win this one by 2 goals, I bet my fucking train money on this game

Question. What did you guys do that got you banned and banished to League C?

Dude, Jamaica is the stronk team of that group

>Wait what? You mean El Salvador? That was what I was referring to.
No Guatemala
We play exactly the same down to not having a single competent striker. Ours is even more inexcusable because we have about three times their population

>betting against Jamaica

Jamaica will win 1-0 and it will be a very boring match.

any bongs seeing this rock climbing promo on freesports?

for some reason they play it in-between the concacaf games

We will win this

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That's a Costa Rican mate
I can answer though. It all started with some players getting banned for doping. They cried to the Independent Athletes Confederation of Guatemala (CDAG) that there was unfair treatment by the Guatemalan football federation, and the CDAG orderd the Football Federation to remove the bans on the players. This pissed off FIFA and they banhammered us

Wait what?!

I am not chapin, but as far as I know, it was because of corruption

Where are these games being played?

1-1
>Honduras early benulty
>60+ min of classic concacaf bus parking
>finally Jamaica goal
>last 15 min classic concacaf shit fest

Interested. What time is the game?

Have you not seen our NT in the last 4 years? They play like shit away from here

We play Mexico Wednesday night

Is pinto still SEETHING?

CACA powerlvl rankings

1. Mexico
2. Costa Rica
3. Canada
4. Jamaica
5. Panama
6.T&T
7.Haiti
8.Honduras
9.EU
10.Salvador
11.Curazao
12.Bermudas
13.Nicaragua
14.Guyana
15.Martinica
16.Cuba

Who the fuck cares about that stupidly defensive manager?

dude why are you up so early

>he doesnt remember previous conCACAf

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Thanks
Don't like to sleep while traveling.

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where ya going to

We shouldn't be that high

Well, there goes my money. Totally forgot about this and thought that Honduras was better

I was asking because in CR there are still people mad because they didn't bring Pinto back, they think that Pinto will magically put us in quarterfinals again lol

Can't bring guns to the copa, salvadorfag

Here is the big prollem, you guys should have been to a world cup already.

I rate Guatemala, but you guys have been on the downswing as of yet. The fact that you haven't been to a world cup by this point, is inexcusable senpai.

>5min
still time to get some coca cola sin azucar

Just beat EU again, do it for the memes

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>sin azucar
putisimo

>sin azucar
Como es, Mexibro?

and yet you repeated edition number, this is /oro/ #5

It's also fully accurate if you're on the eastern side.

>coca cola sin azucar
Fuck outta here

Fucking sad....
Concacafs greatest talents
>a fucking tree log from Wolves
>a croatian mutt babi that rides Dortmunds bench
>a bayern munich II superstar
>a real madrid reject
&
>a bundesliga pace monkey who england didnt want

Redpill me on Jamaica, are they decent enough or are they just a meme?

>canada
>3
"Wey", I…

SOON

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They almost champions 2 years ago, but they failed to qualify to world cup last year

There's always some bullshit.
If it wasn't us boycotting the 1966 England World Cup with probably our historically best squad because BELIZE IS GUATEMALA BRITKEKS OUT, it was the Human avalanche during the WC 1998 qualifying , which made us repeat the game we had already won vs Costa Rica, or it was 2006 when we were just waiting on Mexico to beat T&T which didn't happen.

Being a Guatemalan football fan is suffering.

Fucking sad to see how Concacaf's level jad been sinking. We need to merge with Conmebol.

>/oro/ is whiiiiiiite!

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>Canada that high
>El Salvador that low
>Costa Rica that high
>US that low

We are atleast under T&T damn it.

>4. Jamaica
>5. Panama
>6.T&T
Haven't played yet.
they will move based on future results

Nigger tier just like Argentina

>fifa world cup in those countries
I thought cartels tried to stay off each other's turf?

good sprinters, awful technique and strats.
they should be OP but ...

they were runner-up the last two editions, they have hidden potential

Escaping extended family get-together

If we don't get to host the final then why bother

You guys aren't anything outside of your little death trap Saprissa home stadium.

Imagine Mateo Flores Human Avalanche 2: Electric Boogaloo, except this time it's a bunch of Euros that die

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>european union

>wanting to be wh*te

will they have their political shit straightened out by then?

at the call center?

yeah, that RM reject won 3 UCL lol

CONMEBOL isn't going to take us. The best way to get them to agree to a unified Copa America would be to kick the Caribbeans out completely.

Take the 7 Countries that have gone to a world cup. US, Mexico, Canada, El Salvador, Costa Rica, Honduras and Panama, and maybe invite Japan? I don't even think that CONMEBOL would accept that honestly.

boys could look more alive while singing their national anthem
basically coca cola zero but still tastes like mexican coca cola

we haven't played there in years but ok

stream?

Has that stopped anyone from hosting it?

elixx.me/evalencia.html

>Jamaica national anthem isn't based Bob

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sdfgdf.xyz/live/2235/jamaica-vs-honduras/

I guess not
but still, will they?

I don't know too much about this part of the world, I'm trying to use my time in these threads semi-constructively so I can learn whatever I can

How far did you get in the last couple of world cups? Oh...

We're gonna lose, aren't we?

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>CDAG

As soon as they got the government involved it was all ogre. You can't get the Government involved.

draw
screencap this

>horns
WHEN I AM YOUNGER I WILL BE OLDER
THEYLL CALL ME FREEDOM JUST LIVE A WAVING FLAG

Sounds like an air raid siren

Is there a term for being physically disgusted seeing ngubus playing for European nations but always cheering on KARA BOGA teams from the Caribbean and African?

El Salvador seems to be getting it's shit together.
Honduras is very unlikely, they're living in a hellish nightmare timeline, and for us it all depends on the final result of this election, but it's also unlikely (UNE are the bad guys)

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Is there a term for being physically disgusted seeing ngubus playing for European nations but always cheering on KARA BOGA teams from the Caribbean and African?

South Africa was cup music kino

horn/vuvuzela niggers should get round up and shot.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Cringe opinion

quick redpill on guatemalan politics?

>realising that until now

>abandon country

Cringe country

Holy mother of Rudeness

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>Who is Curacao

Based Fox Sports

>Who is Curacao
based
add to the pic, pls

DED

>doop goalkeeping

elnuevoherald.com/deportes/article231653493.html

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A large majority of parties are proxies for Narcomoney.
Political parties rise and fall like the autumn leaves.
Ideology is basically non-existant, people vote either on who hands out the most stuff during the campaing (if poor and uneducated) or who they think will be least likely to be corrupt (if educated)

The Blue departments (metropolitan) tend to vote for conservative/market liberal parties

The red departments just voted for a meme commie which at least isn't unabashedly corrupt

The green departments voted for a Narcoproxy """""social-democrat""""" party.

>that shitty neon blue alcohol has its own soccer team
neat

>Who is Curacao?
Holy kekerino

stop inviting cuba for christ sake

Already? Damn

retarded American Fox viewers

kek

In other news, 3 Nicaraguan players were banned from the team due insubordination, after the defeat against Costa Rica these 3 players were partying all night.

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>leaving a country with free healthcare
meme decision
maybe trying to flee Cuba for USA made sense in the 90s but you would have to be retarded to leave now

Somehow, this 3 things must go in the collage. Someone post some shit

my idea
Gold Cup once every 4 cycles, like CONMEBOL/UEFA. So 2019 would be the official Gold Cup, 2021 comes around, you bring back the Copa Interamericana but for nations instead. 16 teams, all League A nations from CNL, to bring importance to the league, and invite previous years [2020] Copa America Semifinalists. 4 groups of 4. Boom, quasi Copa America Centenario that brings competition and obvious money maker for CONCACAF and select sudaca FAs

REGGAE BOIS

what are the police and army up to amidst all this?

>>>>>>>>>Honduras

how many bings lads?

haha good one guys

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>no VAR tournament
this is what you get for denying the future
clearly offside

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BLACKED

I think this is the first nigger not celebrating with the "call me" hand sign.
Based

>HE BET AGAINST JAMAICA
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

BASED JAMAICA

EXHALIFTIN

BZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZ

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>no VAR
what kind of 3rd world competition is this

the CHAD goal celebration

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>central america
>police and armies
At least not official government ones.

based

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>quiere barsinson
cringe

DUDE WEED

>meme ref
H got robed

Based Jamaica.

Leon Bailey is the best player in CONCACAF

where is the webm?

wher di fyat poosey gyal dem

Damn it Honduras

Juan Barrera is better

>hondurASS
>literally Houston Dynamo lite
>even has a fucking H on their jersey
KEK

>beckeles
isnt that nigga from ligamx?

yes

>Houston Dynamo

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from necaxa i think

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fuck fifa tbqh

what's your favorite gold cup moment? For me
>mexitrash episode against trivago
>mexirefs against panameme

go ganja colony

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Based Jamaica making us look less shitty

The ruling party is the Army party. Their candidate this time around was a meme Ex-special forces that mostly ranted against the gays (pic related)
They became a national joke after this presidents term, however, and only one 2 seats in congress.

Also this is what the police was doing during the elections

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MURDERBALL

Both of those are up there 2bh

Truly one of the greatest moments, can't believe this can is playing in the roach league

This is what makes CONCACAF the most kino confederation.

How does /oro/ rate Modelo?

RIGGED

For me is modelo /NEGRA/

KILL THEM ALL

Crazy to think Jamaica couldn't even beat Nicaragua a few years ago

>these flops
kekacaf

/oro/ is an anti-alcohol general

This is for the mexibros
How does it feel to beat this literary who teams? More so, is there any satisfaction in winning such >tournament?

Honduras' bootleg Argentina kits are always nice desu

For me, it's la prima Victoria.

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I typically drink Tecate if I have to over Modelo, but their Ecstasy of Gold commercials are ad kino

>centracas make my threads free-alcohol

b-but my two years of ligma janny!

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who /suicidal/ here

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I gave a Salvadorian co-worker Steel Reserve once and he said it tasted like Tecate
That tells me all I need to know about Tecate

nuke honduras now

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Crazy to think anyone could out sprint the Jamaicans +12 years ago

why though? there are tons of beers to drink, food to taste and chemos to bully in this world

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>HondurASS

Went out with a girl and thought we had a great time, but has gone almost radio silent and seems to have lost interest literally overnight.

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Shhh lad I got you some guaro.

Which one do you want

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>not being a chad bloomer that loves life
never gonna make it amigo

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Best mexican mass production beer for sure, specially negra

So, did "we" win or what

Who is watching this on FS1?
Who did he just compare to Daniel Bryan saving the world

Yes

>Going out

Call me what you want but I prefer staying in doors like a neet. Stay strong bro

>Licor de Jamaica
hmmm never try it but would do it just because /oro/

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sorry, watching on unimás
the way it's meant to be watched

Imagine keeping a thread alive for 2 years for free

Stop blowing up her phone, autist. You scared the fish off stomping around like that. Come back in a few days and see if she wants to do something then.

Why does everyone south of Mexico and north of Colombia always play so fucking dirty

She's waiting you to contact her and reveal your desperation level on her, so she would rate you if you're useful along her other options.

I mean genetically, they've always been the best sprinters
I guess it just took Bolt becoming a superstar to make the others rise up even harder

I.. I haven't been blowing it up. I've tried to stay calm and barely sent her like 3 messages all day.

SEETHING

r-rude

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let her breath, you are not her owner
yet

caca taste cerote, normal or mora are best inditas

Basado y rojopilado

>3 messages all day
Too much m8

That's 3 messages too much

Its over. Time to move to a different state my dude.

nice finta boyz

ANOTHER ONE

Time to tell all your friends you're dating a girl in Canada, they wouldn't know her

Imagine betting that Jamaica was gonna lose 2-0 to hondurASS

iktfb

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BASED JAMAICA

AAAAAAAAAAAH TAKE ME BACK TO 2009

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ALL THE GOALS TODAY TOP FUCKING KEK
Tamarindo is best indita.
I wanted to try the Naranja con pepita and it tasted as shitty as I expected.

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>dreamcatcher tattoo
Why do people ruin good things?

>Jamaica' fans are too high to even celebrate

RAPE MODE ACTIVATED

GOOOOOOOL

Y hubo juego de esta mierda hoy?

>why do thots exist
gods plan

From 8-1 to this

Yup, was pretty disappointed when I tried it. Not really into Tamarindo, limonada chapin a is ok too, it really depends what you mix it with, try the mora one with Canada dry

>muh dangerous lead
D-don't worry bet-kun, you got this.

>(ESTE PENDEJO)
At least you were right about the 2 goals m8

>tfw both the girls I'm seeing have shitty tattoos

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no, murdering a baby seal is only a thing that canadians enjoy. Mexican fans see these matches as a negative aspect because the mexican team is not facing challenging teams.

The only satisfactory matches are those against USA, El Salvador or Honduras.

>USA:It's obvious
>El Salvador and Honduras: They hate us with such a passion it feels good to win against them.
Being champions feels good because it's a way to show our dominance in the confederation, it's more pride than anything else.

>getting shitty tatoos on your left and right hand

OH NO NO NO NO N O

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Not gonna lie, that was a good one

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Is it too straight up chara to drink it straight?

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Concacrap even fucked over USA and Mexico from joining the Copa America (which made a ton of shekels). SUM (and US Soccer by extension because SUM higher ups are closely linked with USSF) are their own worst enemies.

>No jamaicans to celebrate
>only one honduras to suffer

>Definetly not a cartel member
t. Mayo Zambada

I like that the Bud Light king canonically got better at Spanish

>tfw Guyana beats Los Estados Unidos tomorrow

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>el salvador
>honduras
Tourists will get beheaded before they even enter the stadium

Not happening, wait for The mighty T&T to bring the memes

I am watching this

Nope, it's actually not that strong so when I go full Chara I use the flavor ones as mixer for the normal one

I hope they lose just for the memes
>lose against GUAYABA (guaba)

Also, holy shit Mexican-Americans look like our average gang and street dwellers but taller and somehow a bit less ugly.

youtube.com/watch?v=aUJtzXhH34g

Based Peru con hoja.

based & he cutepilled

i like

>I use the flavor ones as mixer for the normal one
based

Any mexibros know how Cavallini is doing?

For me its five stages of water filtration

Just one? A decade ago, literally half the Cuban team defected kek
espn.com/olympics/news/story?id=3291411

>plays in pooebla
not so good it seems

With Puebla, he did really good from January to March, then went down and almost make it to play-offs, definitely must stay in Puebla. He played on Saturday but got in when the game was over.

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>Honduras bought into le possession meme
You don’t need to touch the ball 200 times first in order to go to goal, sweetie

when will cuba stop being north korea?
I thought moving on from the Castros would lead to them stopping with this autistic isolation meme.

Why did you post a picture of my wives

>dever orgill
goddamn I remember when this guy played for >us back in NASL or whatever it was called that year. seems like a hundred years ago. he was competent but never really put in many good performances, didn't think he was going to make it. fair play to the dude

Its not an isolation. 'Murrica just cock blocks them. Most defectors these days are doing it because they already have family here, and there's no reason to go back to poverty island.

>Denver “TSU” Orgill

how the fuck can they defect anymore? They don't get killed if they get deported and they don't get protected status anymore either.

Is anyone else having audio problems with Raw?

>honduras already giving up

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I don't think it's nearly as totalitarian and crazy as it was 20 years ago. nevertheless it's poor (in most senses) and the wealth is distributed in a way that some people stand to gain a lot by getting the fuck out

sorry m8, not gonna happen again

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We have a Uruguayan manager. That's why. I don't know why he can't wrap his head around the fact that our players can barely make passes, let alone when they are being pressed.

If he's actually playing and not sitting on the bench/reserves that's pretty good for us

Thanks friend

Honduras gave up after Brazil 2014

>This cockney commentator
yikes
anyone know who he is?

I'm watching a TSN stream but I'm pretty sure all English commentary commentators will be the same

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Real answer I always like seeing Guadeloupe

They always give up the minute they concede

Can you help me here:

Honduras=catrachos
Guatemala=chapines
Costa Rica=?
El Salvador=?
Panama=?
Nicaragua=?

well they're going to have to open up soon
the population is ageing like a western country because cuban women don't want to fuck apparently

he should be teaching you the ways of ninja murderball instead of memeing on you

San Pedro Sula or Tegucigalpa?

I've noticed that they don't even look at the goal until their basically inside of it

Guatemala and Iceland as special guest, imagine vikings actually beating conca-negritos

Ticos
Salvatruchos
?
Nicoyas

Costa Rica=Ticos
El Salavdor=Guanacos
Nicaragua=Nicas

Panama doesn't have one because they're not true centrakas

>Honduras=catrachos
>Guatemala=chapines
>Costa Rica=?
>El Salvador=?
>Panama=canaleros
>Nicaragua=?

None

ticos, guanacos/cheros/niggers/nicas

I can't wait for this match

93542052
>Honduras=catrachos
>Guatemala=chapines
>Costa Rica=maricones
>El Salvador=guanacos
>Panama=narcos
>Nicaragua=comunistas

COMEBACK IS ON

Finally fuck sake

Classic CONCACAF goal

>reggae defense

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

lmao

Goooooool

Poor Blake. Getting screwed by his backline no matter where he plays.

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Go H you can do it

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based
thanks, I don't know how I forgot about Ticos

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>BUMPS FROM BEHIND (NO HOMO)
LMAO

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>the city of you

Pinche negro pendejo

NEVERMIND LOL
PLEASE LET THIS HALF BE A GOALFEST

I'll get back to work, these niches are shit

Kill yourself you fucking cunts. Don't come back ever.

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NO NO NO NO ON

>honduras dynamo

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For me, it's LozANO

CHOKETRACHOS WHYYYYYYY

That header was pretty fucking great

BET RETARDS BTFO ONCE AGAIN

>not watching with spanish commentary

>marking a 7 foot dude with 5'6' manlet
wew hondurass

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honduras ded

LOL

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

Pinche negro que golalazo

I've probably watch 5x more Honduras matches than Premier League matches in my life lel

ERA PENAL
He shouldn't be. These Mexican cunts are bored as shit.

there is no way the US makes it to the semis

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ERA

ERA LA PUTA MADRE ARBITRO PUTO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hey! That’s a picture of MY wife!

ahaha get fucked anti-VARfriends

DUDE
GOAL
LMAO

sorry breh

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this starts on Friday
Will be afternoon kino for you guys
you gonna watch?

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>No VAR

conCACAf showing why we are a joke compared to the rest of the world

no

Is Salah playing?

Wait this too?
Holy fuck I'm a NEET but I'm not watching all this shit.

ME VALE MADRE
TODOS ME LA PELAN

Yes lad
Uganda is /ourguys/

>Egipto vs Zimbawe
hmmmmm since El Vasco Aguirre is their DT, it could be interesting

they said that they've worked a lot with their referees so that they want to test at what level they are. Pretty much
>no moneys for VAR

Watch.
si
you have to
you have to watch all 3
you can't watch 2 of 3
people will laugh at you

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where's the new thread? tomorrow mutant ninjas turtles to be dabbed on

>you have to
>you have to watch all 3
Nigga I have third world internet and this is already sucking up too much of my shitposting/anime time. Please no.

Janibro? where you at?

>I have been running /LigaMX/ for the PAST TWO YEARS, JUST ME, ONLY ME!!!
Reminder not to fuck with jannie and his friends. These guys are ruthless la

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Honduras are unironically good.
They need to get rid of meme tactics and they will improve a lot.

here, waiting someone else to do the job

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somebody make a new thread already

NUEVO

we're on page 3. calm down

>a literal cumguzzler who has been doing it for free more than 2 years
lmao

All these Jamaican Bulls are like a foot taller than the central american manlets

it would not be >oro #6?

>inb4 ded

>Cuba refugees good
>Mexican refugees bad
I guess if you prefer greaser nigger pimps to people who will clean your house, farm your veggies, and mow your lawn.

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Autumn leaves rise in Guate? Tha fuck?

The Copa Oro is literally a 3rd world competition except for Canada.

Honduras, Guatemala (Mex. Ed.) Pinche Mayas
Costa Rica = Dioses
El Salvador = Salvatruchas
Panama = Niggers
Nicaragua (Mex Ed.) = Pinche Nicas.

Now I understand Americans a little. Success breeds jealously.

Hay una version espanola de butterface?