/cric/ket World Cup

Seething Casuals Edition.
>Tue 18 June
21:30 (NZST)
England V Afghanistan
Old Trafford, Manchester

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BASED windies

>England $1.05
Rarely see a team so short in limited overs matches.
Probably lay it.

friends forever

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pozzie cazz blow-ins on pooicide watch

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Dont think Ive checked the weather this much in my life

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FUCK england

60% of rain once once throughout the day but it will be after the game's finished

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a hearty dab for Bangladesh this fine, drizzly morning

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BSKs on elite cricket knowledge watch. Pozzies on seething cazzie fresh off the boat from Facebook and Reddit eatch

>eatch
oh nononononononononononno

THERE IS NO WALKING THIS ONE BACK!!! WHAT A BLUNDER!!!!

Now Im really going to sleep, gn cric. Just two more nights until anglo cricket returns

>the old insert an intentional typo into a post to bait out the fresh cazzies
A classic

KEK that was my post lmao

RAJIPOO VINDICATED
CAZZIE BANDWAGON ABLAZE

What do Australians eat for brekkie?

FUCK feel a bit silly lads. Really wish the windies won

Shit

this is lawncreep’s op. how do i know this? only a 32 year old overdramatising faggot kiwi who barely watches cricket will think of something like this

a full strength Bangladesh

6 scrambled eggs (1 yolk) and a bowl of oats every morning.

weet-bix

>gets exposed as a cazzie by basedgladesh
>get mad at New Zealand

it's weetabix, sweaty

Farmer's Union Iced Coffee on site 7am.

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>does not watch any of the windies tour prior to the world cup
>miraculously “predicts” the outcome of one game
>show off
kek you are sad pathetic man

>cazzie calls my ability to predict results "miraculous"
No mate it's pure skill and experience

you've been BTFO mate

at least you're not upset kek

not my post you dumb cunt. read the entire thread

dont claim my small victory please we're ALL in the war against cazzies

Tbh that is the hottest and driest day in Manchester since records began

>reading any more of your cazz drivel
you've been BTFO and now you're furious. take the L, go to bed kid.

nice way of saying “my prediction was based off nothing and i was lucky to get one right”. you never talk about lineups or player performances too

>he still thinks it’s my post
the state of this delusion kek

hello lads are the good guys winning the cricket?

sightscreen sebbo
seismic sebbo
suspended in the air sebbo

The Good Guys is a chain of consumer electronics retail stores in Australia and formerly New Zealand. Its national headquarters is in the Melbourne suburb of Essendon Fields m8.

t. Mansoor from Midlands

sounds like cricket looms.

Avocados

Every buy any cricket vidya there m8?

Never did

humble pie.

Bit chilly this morning and rain unironically looms

To be fair my post never said they'd win, just that I rated them. They bat well. Was only the bowling that let them down and even then one of their frontline bowlers is playing with exploded knees.

Personally think this victory is greater than what ever happens in the world cup now

ballet lesson sucked

Wrong. I always do. Prove that I don't

thanks you too

>he's still going

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you're arguing with shitspouter, not me you complete cazz. I dropped it ages ago

the incel pedo richo

who are the good guys?

prove that you did then
>i have nothing to add so let me use this reaction image
nice

See

Im not the one making the assertion. Burden of proof is on you, freshcaz

Australia

>he cant back it up because he is an absolute casual and didnt even watch the caribbean tour
kek

Back what up? Your mum backed her ass up on me

nice comeback you filthy casual

Business idea: /comfycric/

/hoc/

is gay

kek based

>Every team that wins the Stanley Cup parties hard with the Holy Grail. The Detroit Red Wings are no different, even if they've been a little rough with the trophy. Most teams, however, don't allow family members to shit in it, as Kris Draper did.

Thoughts on this event?

Pretty sure I'd fuck Ezra Miller given the opportunity

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He’s Canadian. Nuff said.

oh nonono
based spouter destroying WC blow-ins

Okay this is epic

>"A week after we won it, I had my newborn daughter in there and she pooped in the Cup," said Draper. "That was something. We had a pretty good laugh.

>"It was, well, clean it out. I still drank out of it that night, so no worries."

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Typical Canadian.

Based and redballed
@93535078
Cringe and whiteballed

How do I understand cricket?

Watch the england game and just ask any anything you dont know and people ITT will explain

>HAPPENING NOW: Reports of shooting during Raptors’ NBA Championship parade

Watch England vs Afghanistan tonight

WTF?

Ask the kiwis questions. Pozzies are all cazzies who will give you incomplete or incorrect information. They can't even predict the result of a simple match

>changes topic because he has no argument
>brainlets samefagging
yep, easy

Pray for Toronto

nothing on the news

On a long enough timeline the top run scorer for all countries will be Extras

...

can get behind this

Brekkie on the cards

Bold statement this

It's eleven o'clock at night lad, Bit late for brekkie don't you think?

Fix your clock lad, it’s 8 in the morning

You've got it mixed up. The little hand is the minutes and the big hand is the hours. It's 8 minutes past 11, not 8 o clock

some witty back and forth this

Draw the curtains if you don’t believe me. Sun’s up and rain looms.

Honestly I think a test world cup could be done, it'd just require creative scheduling set years in advance. And the competition would need to last all summer. Consequently there probably wouldn't be the highest-level talent since most of them would be out seeking the almighty dollar doing domestic T20 and the like.

I honestly think it'd roughly resemble a MLB season.

>smoko
>think I’ll check /cric/
>holy fuck that pozzie is STILL getting blown the fuck out
GG BSK’s

it's a bit pathetic ay

The main thing is whether it'd be a big enough draw for sponsors/advertisers or not

A 7-11 meat pie and a litre of iced coffee.

grim

based

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Shakib boat party

a full-strength Black Caps

A full strength correct match prediction

A full strength naval bombardment of Saipan

People don’t actually watch this semen slurping “sport”, do they?

Prime Schaub would heem Kohli

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>/hoc/ gets more posts in the off-season than /cric/ does in their “””championship”””

>hoc full of lonely virgins who don’t have any social life so resort to posting in the off season
>cric chads out living life shagging Asian gfs

/cric/ has no fans. What a shit sport

cricket has no fans

only students

not pozzies it seems they just come here to post incorrect poodictions

what happened to zachy lads? haven't seen him lately.

shitspouter bullied him the fuck out

>/hoc/ isn't g-

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based spouter. i need to take lessons.

he's been thinning out the cazzie ranks hard

would like to dedicate this little number to New Zealand
youtube.com/watch?v=cLUtKKoMetM

Thinking about moving to NZ and joining the Outlaws gang

last cric cazz who got furious and flew to NZ got his ass BTFO by spouter in the Browns Bay countdown carpark

the spout gang

If I bash up spouter can I join the Outlaws?

stay the fuck out of /hoc/

spouter is business but i'm going to bash you up just for the fun of it

spouter just took credit for statsGODs work

shall be watching this morning's match with my /cric/ family

Did spout claim to have an ass full of semen? Don't recall that.

cricket is just a slower baseball that caters exclusively to low-IQ third world shitskins LMFAO

no i think you're describing your mum

Luv cricket
Luv rugger
Luv footy (Aussie)
'ate baseball
'ate handegg

Simple as

ate tacobell
ate burger king
ate kfc
ate mcdonalds
ate pizza hut

simple as

Rude. Also for me it's
Chipotle
Chick fil a
Popeyes
Five Guys
Dominos

woke up at 3 am and want 2 piece kfc with chips and a zinger stacker burger. but the 24 hour kfc is like 5km away now have to wait till the one close to me opens at 8. truly life is suffering

um sweaty, your opinion as an American isn't really needed. xo

>Chipotle
Based
>Chick fil a
Based
>Popeyes
I got indigestion last time, so not based
>Five Guys
Way too expensive for what it is
>Dominos
Holy mother of based

Sad stuff

is it called cricket because it's boring as fuck lamo get it like the crikect bug haha

Chile wtf are you doing I supported you tonight

sorry im drunk, listen everyone in this thread, I apologize for my rude comment. I don't even know what cricket is, except is like baseball but not as boring If i ofend baseball fans i don't give a shit
much love my fellow americans

PLEASE watch our sport

i made the post

Tomorrow I'll watch the shit out of cricket I promise, tonight I drink for beating a bunch of japanese teenagers

>jaidyn stephenson has been betting on collingwood games
oh nononono

not even /cric/ likes you

fucking BASED

do u own a pan flute? or is that a peruvian thing?

yes we do, he's our annoying bro who we say we hate but at the end of the day he is familia
fuck off cunt

based

that's a northern Chile thing (peru and bolivia also have them).
I'm from sputhern chile so all I own is a penguin

proxy off

how high does my IQ need to be to understand all the rules of cricket

well india loves cricket so i guess about 65

here brudda
youtube.com/watch?v=AqtpNkMvj5Y

nah i think i'll stay awhile thank you

cringe

is that all you can say?

>the lonely hoc off seasonlet versus the chad cric World Cup savant

enjoy your 40 posters while it lasts.

Evening session /cric/ is pretty disturbing

i picture you looking like this guy

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Is there any greater sporting rivalry than the West Indies vs Bangladesh?

minimum four digits

proxy off you fat insipid cunt

>tfw surf bro
literal chad, try again.
Sebs alright, stop being precious

what

Going to off myself if Shakib Al Hasan doesn’t win man of the tournament

Based surfbro.

Surf bro is going to be pissed when he sees a literal desert dweller has stolen his gimmick.

if I'm really honest, for me it's fishing from the rocks rather than surfing, but I can support that lifestyle as well

funny, this how i picture you

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only someone living in a cultural wasteland desert would take surfing as something quirky and chad enough to make a poorsonality out of
this is literally surfing: the country

full english

Would they ever award man of the tournament to a nation that doesn’t pass the group stage?

Surfings based, even saw and had a chat with Haydos out one day at my local a couple years ago.
Also shared a beer with Michael Slater at a friends wedding

my point is that surfers aren’t that uncommon sebbo

I remember being at some random wedding of some Indian immigrants in Nowra and this smelly fat balding manlet wouldn't leave me alone all day.

>not sharing nose beers with Slats

did he have an American accent? think I might know who that was

At maccas lads if anyone wants anything

smoko, ladies

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>NZ vs South Africa in cricket
>NZ vs Tonga in league
Leave conquering the brown people to us

those chips need to be cooked properly and that burger looks awful

yeah can you get Joshy a job?
kek

based retard

why would i need a job when i live rent free in your head, cazdog.

im josh

he's a kiwi m8, so the chances of you bashing him are literally zero.

it's not his fault that he ordered a hamburger and chips from a place run by chinks

just go to maccas next time, lad.

NEVER buy a burger from the chinky

seems legit

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i feel sorry for you losers

get ready to die for israel bros

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except sebbo

Indigenous kids having a brawl outside lads.

Yep. Looks like I've bullied all the newcunt casuals fresh off the boat from facebook again.

so sick of women hitting on me because of my big bubble butt

>liberalism is a disease

go be an upstanding citizen and break it up m8

bit going on here

oi mate roll us a dart will ya

Two words: Jandals cricket

Two words: weight watchers

Two words: Seething kiwi

fatguts knows that he won't have to go to war if he's too fat to fit on the plane. high iq move tbqh

but he could fit in a TANK

SEPTIC

hoping for an earthquake in new zealand soon

>joshy still furious at being humiliated
kek love it

>DA TENDIES R GONA WIN !!! U R DA GAZZEE !!!
LMAO

absolutely rekt

Bulgaria is a more relevant country than New Zealand

>baldy leaps to joshy's defence
literal bum pals kek

the balding impotent josh brown nosing noncey b

so true.

>oily, ugly
>is he gay?
>what's wrong with his hand
based missus

6/10 is pretty good

that's a Korean 6, so a 5 mate.

why do so many anglos watch this non-white sport?

how dare you

lads, let's put our differences aside and face the true enemy: the eternal hun

think it only works that with age

How do we stop the lawncreep menace?

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trip on
proxy off

wouldn't go to Mission Bay if you paid me tbph.

what does it even mean?

why so many nz flags in here? didnt know coconuts watched paki paddle.

yeah I know mate, just joshing around. sorry for her cruel comments, shan't post them again. even though you constantly attack NZ, we accept you for who you are and turn the other cheek.

I for one welcome our new European blow-in friends

having a cuppa

GOTTEM
well done m8, theres certainly some venom in your barb today Haha look out!

think it’s only fair let you me rate your dumb chink girlfriend

you've seen her and made nasty comments already iirc.

or your gf could rate m-...
oh.

the seething poo peelander


the chad aussie

oh yeah. Grim

For me, it's cuntisuyu

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Not sure why anyone gives alchy the time of day tttt, he’s proven time and time again he’s ugly inside and out.

seems a bit off

just wanna bring a smile to his miserable face m8

place will be crawling with BSKs tmrw lads, gonna be lit

I've invited everyone on the WhatsApp group. The whole crew will be here: Statschink, B3K, Shitspouter, Daniel, original AMS, the Reporter, sailcunt, lawncunt, seething kiwi, even cazzie wastes of space like Gayrold.

I think Joshy's a try hard. I wouldn't say I hate the bloke, but he's definitely embarrassing. He only posts in /cric/ because he's too much of a loser to fit in with other Australians in /afl/ or /nrl/ or wherever. The threads instantly go down hill when he is around and he keeps deleting my posts and submitting ban requests against me. I'm not angry about it though. I just feel he needs to improve his life by joining a social sport team or something, so he won't be so bitter online.

I have arrived. Hopefully I did not miss anything too important. Whereabouts are the based kiwis?

here m8 AMA

How you doing?

are you rajiporter or the kiwi

Neither.

>based kiwis
>from an Aussie
pretty fishy 2bh

I like New Zealand and New Zealanders.

but you're an Aussie?

Yeah I know.

test

cricket is brown people sport

thoughts?

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ODI

>niggers btfo
>/cric/ cucks on pooicide watch
KEK

fairy bread

not buying it
hows the scaffolding business going m8

I can see you're really desperate for attention so here's a (You). make it last.

Good mate. Knock off time btw

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Hope the based Afghan chad living in Netherlands shows up today.

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>Belgium
Not even a country

scaffolding plan?

he's an Afghan? though he was a paki

Yeah.

Afghans are my favourite biscuit.

haha classic

Those are two different people.

They call you cabinetmakerbro

t. brownie

TWO TOOTHPASTES?

we shall call him scaffoldcunt.

scaffoldcunt, what's the missus making for dinner lad

Alex G- Gretel

The last 50 posts have been completely incoherent, how are we supposed to get new people in here to watch the great sport of cricket when the posts are similar to comments made by mental patients.

well you could start by being less rude.

don't worry i am here to watch your sport

was sitting on the toilet having the 4th wank of the day earlier, soon as i nut i felt something go up from my stomach and all the way up to my brain and it was pounding so hard i felt it was literally about to pop open out of my head. kept going on for a minute and i thought it was never gonna end, i ended up on my knees cause it was just unbearable levels of pain. It’s better now but i actually think i gave myself brain damage from wanking too much and i also feel like i might die in my sleep tonight so im afraid to sleep atm

Fucking sick of waiting

based

reckon I might commit suicide if I don't get an internship lads

Imagine typing all that drivel out expecting someone to find it funny or interesting

itll be funny if RSA have one good game all tournament and BTFO NZ kek 'magine

Yeah I get that too, I think it's a combination of tensing too hard and not breathing

joshy copped it this morning, reckon shitspouter might have his eyes on fatguts next

This is a bad post.

this is a good post

didn’t intend for it to be funny im actually keeping myself up cause i really think i might not wake up if i sleep. can’t really tell anyone i know cause its pathetic so this seemed to be the best place to share it
does it happen regularly for you? is it not cause im wanking too much cause i swore to myself i never will again after i survived that near death experience

try wanking hard again, see what happens

watch the highlights lad
youtube.com/watch?v=TRZxZDjOc8E

Imagine dyinig while wanking
whatta a way to go

gotta work on your breathing lad. like you're lifting

They call me Justgothomebro.

Why do they call you that mate

You now remember Chris cairns

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disgrace.

Because I arrived at work just now, mate.

confusing handle then ngl

Hmm...

Why? He was one of your best batsmen.

That was Lance Cairns. His fon Chris is a matchfixing scummy fuck and a disgrace. glad he lives in London with all the other scum

Imagine living your whole life and then being remembered as that wanking guy

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GOAT allrounder

/hoc/

yes hello

>having a wank while the wife is down the galleria buying amphoras
>local volcano erupts, spewing hot ash and poisonous gas at you
>finish anyway

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Hello lad

Based. I want to attend a breakers game against them so I can boo and heckle him

Castleds in Cuntisuyu

reminder in one of the largest finasteride studies conducted, almost the identical number of men experienced ‘’’erectile dysfunction’’’ whether they were on fin or on the placebo. Really makes you think

Mate just fuck off

Hear the pyroclasting flow approaching, speed up wanking speed and dirtiness of thoughts

Cope - the post

‘’No’’. Maybe in a couple of years or so

how is it a cope. Anti-fin people are anti-science

Zachy just take estrogen pills

Just take the shavepill already. I'd rather be a hairless freak that still get nice solid erections, than some limp dick with a poofter hairstyle.

Floppy B

I think the entire point was that the study found no evidence that it gives you a limp dick.

good for you

Post a pic of your ugly mug.

Good morning cric hope all my cric bros are ok today

Fuck off

fuck the west indies are weird

FUCK OFF!

Can't imagine a hormone blocker not fucking you up in some way at least.

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doing great thanks

well all the science suggests otherwise

what’s he talking about

bhenst*kes

Kohli is a Delhite savage that screams bhenchod(sister fucker) all the time. It’s really close to “Ben stoakes” when you say it and Ben Stoakes joked about it once starting off this meme

Sorry mate I don’t speak Uber driver.

it is shakib bro

rajibuls never actually said this

And what? I fucking said it

>t. Benchod

Shut up you clown

When I was young, our teacher asked us what we wanted to be when we were older. I answered "Have cricket", my teacher said I didn't understand the question, I told her that she didn't understand life.

If I was going bald there's no chance I wouldn't try finasteride

caspere knew this

...

that was a quality gimmick

based

hlw dr bros

Dont remember asking for the opinion of an impotent nonce

bro it is shakib

eating lamb rogan josh lads

Chernobyl is breddy good but were the soviets really India tier incompetent?

can’t help but feel Bangladesh were robbed a little by the Sri Lanka washout

Hey(: uptoo? x

As NZ were, luckily for India

hello

for me, it's Heath Streak.

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wtf

*spills baked beans all over self while watching Cars 2 in theaters*

if Heath Streak were beefier he'd be Heath Steak

What? :o is everything okay lol x

cut it out

kek
always liked hid name though.
I wish I had a cool name like Heath Streak.

you could be Pablo Flash

not incompetent at all, the fact that they had nuclear reactors in the first place should tell you that
the issue was the totalitarian state where you couldn't so much as imply that Soviet technology had flaws

yeah soz mate

absolute gun cricketer
elite coach
disgusting how he was treated

no Pablos here.
just Paulos.

it’s a dog eat dog world my friend, and I’m the fucking chinaman

Paulo Flash the cricketing porkchop

he was accused of racism right?
even though he grew up with blacks and speaks their language fluently.

it's a doggy dog world, cazz

literally like calling Mowgli a panther racist.

it is an excellent name , South Africans and Zimbabweans namemog everyone else

>Rilee Rousseau
>Arnoldus Mauritius blignaut

>Joost van der Westhuizen

yeah Zimbabwe didn't qualify for the World Cup and ZC bought the axe down on the coaches, selectors and senior players. They were all racist for dropping a black player for Peter Moor in the last game, even though Tatenda Taibu was the chief selector at the time.

It's how the game always goes in Zimbabwe sadly.

Eugène Ney Terre'Blanche

Colin dr Grandhomme is my favourite

literally a made up last name by his grandfather that means 'the big man'

he's a doctor?

Literally "white land".
Based racist boer.

>Terre'Blanche

Hmm

ah yeah this is the bloke Louis Theroux interviewed

exactly.

yeah, that's how I know him.
also happened to have the greatest name ever for a militant racist.

>tfw south african
>tfw generic anglo name because english parents
at least im not a wog though

love the old West Indian names

Richie Richardson
Vivian Richards
Clive Lloyd
Curtly Ambrose
so on so on

wonder if England will dodge another muslim bullet

Bob Marley

what makes them so great is how they're all seven foot tall black men with thick accents

yes very long black thick accents

worst name in cricket?
for me its glenn mcgrath

Steve Smith

>grath
>pronounced gra
cant stand this

>not harddick pandya

I quite like Sri Lankan names too.
Arjuna Ranatunga
Aravinda de Silva
Kumar Sangakkara

Richard Chee Quee

not racist but

Yank influence is causing the names to detoriate just like their cricket

state of Irish names

be glad you lads don't have many over there

the name bit is probably what I'm most upset about if I'm honest

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Shall be playing this tb h lads

how's the Manchester rain scene lads?

Herschelle Gibbs

I know this feel, I get asked why I have anglo names if I am an Afrikaner. I reckon English women really liked getting dicked by Afrikaans blokes because half of the English people Ive met had Afrikaner last names.

for me its the growing popularity of basketball. detest that shit """""""sport""""""
would rather see them playing soccer.

Is it free? I might give it a shot, if it is.

you have to be subbed to current wow (you dont need the new xpac so could spend $15 on a sub if you really wanted to for 2 days)

portuguese custard tart on the cards

America is a great cancer

hope england bat first so we at least have one good innings tonight desu

For me it's a normal egg custard tart with extra nutmeg

cancer is more terrible and not so great 2bh mate

dunno, america is pretty great from where i sit. love what daddy trump has done with the place.

at least cancer Killa the host eventually

Imagine not being american

nice
having one right now for breakfast

Its easy if you try

just imagined it. made me happy.

he's on the iPad lads

literally cannot

Nah, fuck ever paying for subscriptions to games.

*imagines*
Yep...... based

yeah, especially now that there's a new itch to be scratched for the military industrial complex.
the President who went in saying he wouldn't get involved in wars, hah.

Imagine being a southern hemisphere degenerate

>yeah america's pretty gre-
clips.twitch.tv/TalentedPowerfulWitchRuleFive

have trouble gaining an erection after a few beers

Imagine having winter during Chrismas, absolutely grim lads

>There are 327 MILLION Americans out there

Unnerving thought lads

Yep, took my mum a few years back. Grim stuff

...

*imagines*
>not fat
>doesn't get shot
>plays cricket
yep pretty based

>hockey on christmas day
absolutely based

Iran got me livid

fucking hate yanks

stinging for some asian pussy lads

What did I miss?

cant stop reading c&b on a scorecard as cringe and bluepilled lads

He's never watched the Boxing day test match, then went to play on the slipperyslide and ate watermelon in the hot sun. Dire

Being australian is somewhat forgivable, but being a new zealander? what is even the purpose of you “people”?

what's a couple brownies to you, portugal.

Really don't understand the animosity towards Americans by people who aren't American.

honestly, this is rude and mean.

based

bit racist

what's happening with Iran? don't read the news, too grim.

Test

with you on this. fuck trump, the only good thing about this is that if he escalates he definitely won’t be reelected

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ODI

*imagines*
*imagination gets shot*

Trump re-election campaign

>warmongers
>fat
>stupid
>smelly
>dress like nonces
>don’t watch cricket
>jewed dicks

shouldn't have talked all that shit

t. American abroad

is it another Iraq had WMDs deal

When's the next India?

virtually everything wrong in the modern world can be attributed to America and the influence of America
they're also a grim culture and people generally

made the milo a bit too strong lads

Cunny thread on /pol/ got deleted

>jewed dicks
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

Why didn't they just do another 7-11

war brewing
americans haven't been shooting enough brown people recently

amazing how people still buy into this shit

>tankie
>fit
>128 iq
>fashionable
>watch and respect cricket
>have all my penis

HEH, nothing personal

Dont know whats worse, going to /pol/ or looking at cunny threads

Prefer banana milk really

could not imagine thinking anyone else but israel attacked that oil tanker

what is it like to live with a double digit IQ?

Apparently Iran attacked one of American ships. So the claim

As it well should.

can’t believe how low the wage for Bulgarian policemen is, startling stuff

>not liking cunny

moralfag freshies OUT

very convenient stuff

based Iran

You forgot your trip Richo

sad thing is, normies will fall for it

I loled

similar

oil tankers were attacked, the whole thing is very very suspect and came at a very convenient time for the americans almost like it wasn't iran at all

MURICA

>shimron
>sheldon
>shannon
and all are large athletic black men

you forgot your balls whoever the fuck you are

Also that they’ve been secretly building up their nuclear shit, which is of course a thread to muh greatest ally and trumpenstein will never stand for that. Obama’s iran deal was based, everything was going good, a little too good for the jews to handle so trump just had to be put in office to make things right, which he is trying his best to do.

reminder that the attack that started the Vietnam conflict was a CIA OP

fuck up josh

going to put my cards on the table here boys, I feel like anyone dismissing this as warmongering propaganda would probably believe it if the claim was that russia did it

hate to say it but a good summarisation here by sebbo

kill yourself whoever the fuck you are

are you ten years old?

>normies will fall for it
if you mean boomers and /pol/acks then sure, normies will fall for it.

/cric/ -- /pol/, paedophilia and conspiracy theories

Iran's only real crime was being desert-dwelling terrorists 2bh

Sensing some antisemitism in this post

I don't believe any claim made by an American government, the party who it is against is irrelevant

57

t. freshcunt fresh off the boat from Facebook and plebbit

he is a kiwi so his mental capacity is that of a 10 year old

are you new here or something? new zealand posts are atrociously immature

fuck up josh

Pedoshits should unironically have their balls chopped

if you believe Iran didnt attack those ships you're an anti-semite

>checks flag
yeah seems right. nonce

do unironically believe that at some level 9/11 was an inside job

it all started going wrong when they seceded from you guys and started practising a bizarre evangelical brand of Christianity that makes them love Israel more than they love Christ.
or at least think that Jesus' will is to protect Israel.
have they forgotten that it was (((them))) who crucified the Lord?

Iran could be a pretty kino country if not for their government
can’t wait for cricket to spread like wildfire there in their imminent post-war future

youtube told you, huh?

im fairly liberal and im cool with regular jews and just when im warming up to the idea that the jews in power might not actually be up to shady shit, something like whats happening with iran now starts happening

had a iranian mate back in uni
was that meme religion, ba'hai or whatever. absolute mad lad

so where do you get YOUR opinions genius?

does Iran play cricket?

cunny isn't pedo you freshie faggot

they will if drumpf doesn't get to them first

my biggest grievance with 9/11 conspiracytards is they think a commercial airliner crashing into a building wasn’t terrifying or destructive enough to knock it down, and so (((they))) put explosive charges in it and risked being caught
even if the building hadn’t gone down the same effect would’ve been made

how come the entire population of Malta is not a cricket team?

from my brain of course

hate those cunts. glorified cult

they the ones who fuck goats?

>NZL vs AUS is 12:30am on a Sunday morning
What the FUCK was meant by this?

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malta isn't real

waiting for new thread to make THE post

they wouldn’t be able to field an XI and no room for a cricket ground

new

Don't think I'll vote for Trump next time lads

yeah that's fucked

strange cope. or do you not know what cunny means freshcunt?

Scheduled is made keeping Indian primetime in mind lad