Happy Father's day Yea Forums

You just know

I've had people telling me I was a pedophile for saying there was something wrong with this text and picture

Of course the autistic germ would get uppity about someone showing affection.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

lmao favela monkey

>happy farther's day daddy *smooch*

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god i wish that were me :'(

yeah

Is that what people mean when they say scousers are scum?

oh my

I sit on my dad's lap sometimes as a joke, obviously not in a pool or while half naked though, that'd be gay.

I always forget what day it is and was getting worried that I forgot to wish my dad a good Father's Day.

They’re probably right

yea mainly romance countries have this thing they love kissing you on the cheek and hugging it's very faggoty and not really common in white countries

That's because you are. Have a healthy father-son relationship.

my dad showed me his erect penis at 3 am one time when i was 8. is that a european thing? he's from ireland.

tfw no daughter to kiss on the lips

God fucking dammit

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Lmao, somebody post the webm of that south american player rubing his daughter while singing the anthem. Now that's some weird shit

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>be ronnie jr
>be sleeping in his locked room with no windows
>you wake up with a slam
>your dad is just in shorts at the door
>"it´s swimming time 002, get in the outside pool right NOW
>you look at the clock, is fucking 3AM
>you think of Messi son's, they are probably sleeping after dining cheese pizza and playing videa all night
>you are freezing outside in the pool in the lap of your dad
>then dad's new girlfriend Y4 comes with 003 and 004 to the pool as well
>she just takes pictures and provides more numbers, that's her job
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*slips tongue in*

Happy rapist day, rapist!

3/10 post

002 made me laugh, but that’s it

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wtf is wrong with europ

>europ
actually it's spelled EVROPA

Eh guys Wtf is that?

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Europeans are fucking disgusting and should all be gassed.

Yeah Messi’s kids look to be in a much better mental environment desu

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me on the right in blue

>try to be family man
>literally have 3 children born to surrogate mothers

Wish I was him

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Shadow from his arm you pedo

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I've an Irish dad as well
>dad gets blackout drunk, as per usual
>usually leave bathroom light on so he can stumble in for a piss
>one night, bathroom light is off, but my room's light is on
>in a Skype video call with 4 other internet friends
>Skype friends witness as my dad stumbles in and unloads all over my computer chair, wishes me a good night, and stumbles back out
>friends are in hysterics for the next 45 minutes

Yeah they only tongue kiss their sons in América

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Uh, explain that burgers

*makes Yea Forums seethe*

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junior.. blink twice if you're in trouble..

there is nithing wrong with shiwung affection to your kid, your dads were cold that's why you are incels

He thought about it logically and he ain't no cuck. Respect.

mexicano has some logic there

Latins, theyre way too passionate

but what did he mean by this? is that an erect penus is see underwater?

The only people who think this is somehow abnormal have never been to the pool or the beach during summer.

at least she wont grow to be a lesbian

>an autist does a better job of raising his kids rather than the flaming homosexual
who could've thought

wholesome

bit creepy

Ronaldo can kiss his son on the lips and you fanboys will ssy theres nothing wrong with him, and some of you will even say you wish you were ronaldo in that photo.

You guys are fucked, this is not normal behavior. Normal father and son relationship is you guys hug until youre 3 years old and then you hand shake and thats it for physical contact. After 3 you should really limit the contact you have w your dad desu and by 5 you should only be calling him by his first name.

t. I get fucked in the ass by all of my male relatives

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based closet homo

Having too much male contact is actuslly the cauze of homosexuality.

(Citation needed)
Keep trying cuckleaf

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*dad is the daughter's first love*

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nice

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be affectionate with your kid?
if that's foreign to you, pls don't have kids. they need affection, otherwise you get nutcases and permanently angry, weak people.

if you can't embrace your father with a hug after not seeing him for a while or on a special day, there's really no helping you.

Trips of satan

No, but if you feel the urge to hug another male after not seeing them for a long period then something is wrong with you.

You Numale man-children are so ill-suited to having children I'm almost glad you're all alone...almost, but I know if you ever had kids you'd grow out of your stupidity.
Affection and love and being able to rely on a parent makes kids grow strong and stable, like rain and sun and soil make trees grow strong and stable.

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>Normal father and son relationship is you guys hug until youre 3 years old and then you hand shake and thats it for physical contact. After 3 you should really limit the contact you have w your dad desu and by 5 you should only be calling him by his first name.
the fuck?
this has to be bait

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She probably thinks he would've been a better father. At least before messi assassinated him.

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north americans are so fucking retarded

>you should only be calling him by his first name
only retards do this

You didn't know Europeans are gay as fuck? Them loving soccer so much didn't give it away?

yeah man, watching niggers colliding is so much manlier

american football is just as gay as soccer.

Haha based bro, American sports so alpha and yuropoors so beta and gay fug :-DDDDDddd

Tom Brady is a pedophile that fucks his son just like Ronaldo

deadspin.com/brazilian-soccer-club-rocked-by-locker-room-double-hand-1796682838

I don't even hug my parents. What the fuck is wrong with people who kiss parents?

lmao i was at the toilet because i have diarrhea and i loved so hard at this, especially by the end

What happened to that guy? Is he still around?

What was wrong with patrick bateman?

This is spot on except he probably runs in 002s room at 3am all excited thinking everybody else enjoys it.

What the fuck is wrong with YOU?

yeah affection and love
not fucking making out with them lol

lol nigger

It's her brother.

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whats wrong with keeping tabs on how you daughter is growing up? very diligent parent if you ask me.

cause you are. You are overreacting to a normal photo to hide that you are pedo. That's a classic behaviour.

Doesn’t it blow your fucking mind that this force of nature, the closest thing mankind has had to a Greek Demi-God since Alexander the Great was nearly ABORTED?!!
I mean imagine a world without TSSUUUUUUU
Unbelievable to even consider

>claims that Europeans have gay sports
>plays a version of Rugby but in full body armour to avoid getting hurt, calling it football even though hands are used and the "ball" is more of an egg

only anglos play real sport to be fair. and i guess france.

Extremely underrated.

based and pipepilled

based if stepdaughter, weird of blood related