Who's the highest IQ football manager?

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>Hegel being a marxist and no the other way around
What?

he's american

Socrates was a real soccer player tho.

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The chad doctor vs. the virgin worshipper

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>Der Einzige und sein Gegenpressing

dumb american

>and marx claims its offside
every time

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Cringe, unfunny and extremely dumbed down
Cringe
The PR brainlets probably didn't even realize how much of a poor choice Hegel is

im sure he doesnt even know who to read to begin with, i remember reading a quote from his book saying he doesnt plan tactics before games

t. negative IQ

>And Confucias he say, "name go in book"

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4D chess, he blinds his opposition by making them underestimate him

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This is the only right answer.

Hegel is a pseudo-intellectual.

INTELLECTUALISM ISN'T REAL!
BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT REAL!

Uruguay wins that cup.

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For me, it’s the Greeks. The only philosophers who lived good lives and weren’t all mentally ill and permanently depressed. Wittgenstein is cool though

>just stay quiet bro
Cringe

I wouldn’t take advice on life from him. I just like his work on language and understanding language. He’s also pretty accessible to people who don’t actually study philosophy

>lives in a barrel
>jacks off in public
>bants plato's cucks with featherless chickens
>tells Alexander to fuck off from his light
I mean don't get me wrong, I love Diogenes, but he was far from not mentally ill as one can be.

Diogenes lived a happier life than any European philosopher could ever dream of.

based

you must have an extremely high IQ to understand and defend this

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are you implying barrel man wasn't living his ideal life?

>Diogenes was real

>t.never been in barrel or wanked in public

jesus men are really not men anymore are they, and the fall came after the early 80s. Things too comfortable, spend all your time worrying about thotts on instagram instead of discussing revolutions and politics. we're all just pussies wasting our days away now

A demonologist transcended mongolist professor and Geist activist was flying a plane, known CIA.

"Before the flight begins, you must get on your knees and worship the end of history and accept that Absolute Idealism is the most highly-evolved sophism to make us feel good about ourselves the continent has ever known, even greater than self-serving petit-bourgeois protestant theology right after I file this flight plan with the Agency!"

At this moment an uncaring if he was brave because being judged by illusionary social standards was of no importance to him, egoist, unique girl's school teacher who had smoked more than 15000 cigars in Hippel's winebar and understood the spookiness of all ideology and supported whatever he felt like stood up and held up "Der Einzige und sein Eigentum".

"You're a big guy."

The arrogant Bane smirked synthetically and smugly replied "Only in relation to you, I'm not big at all, decadent egoist, its the stern, reluctant working of reason towards the full realization of itself in perfect freedom which makes the fire rise!"

"It's been a few years (time is nothing) since I, Bane, created it. if it was not mine, and idealism, as you say, is not a spook...for if I pulled off the mask of reason and embraced insanity, you'd know that if I removed your mask it would be extremely painful."

CIA was visibly shaken, and dropped his copy of Plato's dialogues.

The mercenaries applauded and all started milk shops that day and accepted their Self-Enjoyment as the end of philosophy. An eagle named "Union of Egoists" flew into the room and perched atop the copy of "Stirner's Critics" and shed a beer on the hardcover. "Ich hab' Mein Sach' auf Nichts gestell" was said several times, and Renzo Novatore himself showed up and demonstrated how hand grenades are nothing but a means of killing police officers.

CIA lost his flight plan and the plane was crashed with no survivors that very day, his flight plan was disregarded for all eternity.

just.... i dont know anymore

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But Hegel was a hack. Based Jose ain't no hack...right guys?

>Don't you even know dignity when you see it?

uma delicia

>reading hegel

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Guilty secrets?
>I really like nietzsche but I don’t admit it because I don’t want people to think I’m an edgy man child

Is heritage a real thing in football?

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Better to like Nietzsche than Wittgenstein or Schopenhauer.

How do you feel about Foucault?

>Sneed Justice

*banter stops*

Mouyes is the only one who can complete the system of german idealism

>but I don’t admit it
when would admitting to liking nietzsche be natural, do you discuss philosophy with your friends?

You don’t go to the pub and hit on dumb teen waitresses while discussing philosophy, physics and mathematics with your friends? It’s pretty good you should try it

>and Renzo Novatore himself showed up and demonstrated how hand grenades are nothing but a means of killing police officers
based and beautiful ones pilled

he'd love san francisco

"All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football".

Camus said that the ideal for the goalkeeper was to treat both winning and losing as essentially absurd.

Jordan Pickford has the same quality of being able to bounce back from mistakes, although its more likely because he doesn't think at all.

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Never studied or even really had him mentioned in my uni studies, might give him a read when I’m bored one day, I was told he’s a bit lol so random xd look at these obscure things I’m quoting

>not talking about Aristotle to random people down the pub
Bluepilled and cringe

what about Biesla?