/cric/ OFFICIAL WEST INDIES VS BANGLADESH WORLD CUP GAMETHREAD #4

well polls show you want to become a republic when lizzie dies
Then the Americans will sink their claws in

Her nose is a little crooked desu

SA NZ should be good
same with nz windies

>SA vs NZ
>NZ vs WI
>AFG vs IND
Sounds BASED to me

Hey almost all of these are good

Few good matches there. I'll watch them all anyway tbqh.

you're not what you used to be Pieter
you're not exactly a power any more

in any sport

winning can only fuck NZ, it would do nothing for you

cricket is not a sport

just started studying for a thursday exam lads

based retard

so true

stream if anyone needs it
mssev.com/west-indies-vs-bangladesh/

What did he mean by this?

NZ vs SA, NZ vs WI and Pak vs SA look competitive.

That might be the case, but it would still be a good match too watch

Ay I'm starting tomorrow for Thursday, what exam? course/uni?

>>AFG vs IND
>Sounds BASED to me

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Solid batting display.

t. never been to australia
anyone who says we're more similar to america than britain is a complete moron

third year biochem

Got one today and been shitposting here all night.

>he did not watch the Afghanistan vs India at the Asia Cup
Hello casual

I wish that were true

Australia was fucking great when I went there, unironically wish I could move

i finna go to australia around december

Reckon >we're more similar to America, personally.

think windies are in a pinch here lads

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don't do that
it's fucking boiling

sounds shit
second year calculus here

Why is he sticking out his lip like that?

pretty sure hes a paki so probably used to the heat

not a sport

>bangladesh starts btfoing the windies
>waah my knees hurt, my legs hurt
embarrassing performance from the windies

t. never been to the US

Thanks friend

>The riots resulted in the massacre of mostly Indians in which 142 people died and 1087 people were injured. 300 buildings were destroyed and 2000 structures were damaged. It also created 40,000 Indian refugees, followed by a wave of suicides among Indians, as a result of the disintegration of their families, economic failure, stress, humiliation and racist discrimination.

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>filled with rednecks/bogans
>very loud, attention seeking and always want to be in the spotlight
>low IQ, anti-science populace
>build wall/build island mentality
>squatting on stolen land

yep, australia and the usa are two sides of the same coin, britain is differently

BAN

BAN

BAN

t. American in Bahamas

can't lie, hasan has probably been the best player this whole tournament

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hope you end up in Nauru

ok retard

not a fan of tropical beaches

t. kanker mongool

>very loud, attention seeking and always want to be in the spotlight
just because we can get you mad online doesn't mean we are fuckwits to each other and in person

your country is quite literally the reddit of europe

when they do an umpire review do they play his voice on the stadium speakers too?

Imagine being from Afghanistan and talking about a 'low IQ, anti-science populace'

Do you think the West Indians players like Anime?

you dumb thirdies told me west india had a good team

The poster with a Dutch flag is from Afghanistan

id near guarantee several of them watch shounen shit

> hates the white man
> literally dies trying to get to his country

when will this meme die

Cottrell definitely does, that's a totally anime celebration

I don't think so

They definitely watch DBZ

nah mate, look I dont wanna anger you but aussies in real life are american-tier obnoxious, always thinking the rest of the world wants to hear you scream in your silly little accents
seriously, there's no shame in shutting the fuck up every once in a while

>The poster with a Dutch flag is from Afghanistan

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*ahem*

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expulsion_of_Asians_from_Uganda

Why don't you move back to Afghanistan?

>literally dies
I do believe I am quite alive at the moment la
hope you can say the same in a few months, can you really trust that one zulu guard who is protecting your farm?

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He’s a pussy. I offered to meet up with him in Amsterdam and he bottled it.

Idi Amin must be rolling in his grave now that a Gujarati is the richest man in Uganda which isnt saying much

holy fuck am I making the melanomanimals seethe
I thought aussies were banter kings

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Gayle is having a hell of a match.

Lawbro you here mate?

>squatting on stolen land
>dutchman getting on the high horse
yeah, >we should've just taken everything, slaughtered everyone and shipped the spoils home right? Fuck, at least the French taught their subjects how to bake bread. The fuck did the dutch contribute to the new world?

does windies not have another bowler?

I'm a normal white dude but every ad on the cric channel is pandering to pajeets. Half of them are in Hindi

Not a fan tbqh

Really reliable source and trustworthy judgement here, from someone baiting replies on Yea Forums for entertainment

Grimly grim

were you in the thread last night? we was larping as LE INSANE TERRORIST
was fucking cringe

You literally cried while defending Islam last night kek. How will you recover from that?

your country is a shell of its former self, you used to be libertarian paradise and now you're just reddit

Bangladesh look much better than us. Where did it go so wrong bros?

22 wides already this innings. Not sure if shit or matchfixing.

feels bad because both banglas and windies are good guys

Coming out with the BANG HAMMER

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aussies have pretty good bantz. there was one who came over and scored a half century against bangladesh a day before we were supposed to play them.

oh wow... so this is the power of australia..grim

I genuinely thought aussies were the jesters of 4channel, the funny guys, the clowns. make me laugh please

here's my Kaiserreich campaign lads, playing Austria and aligning myself with the Germans against the Socialists. Russia is Nat Pop so I feel we need to defeat the French/British before they get going or we're going to be fighting a two front war

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Yep

Think it was the genocide, to be honest.

howling

>make me laugh please
how much tax you pay is pretty funny to me famalam

im really not seeing it ITT
seem like a very easily triggerable bunch
oh well, might just be these lads

Always preferred ck2 desu

I’d be interested to see how may Bangladesh have got from running and extras out of the total.

sup bro

When you lost the war I guess

so this whole storm of butthurt started because of my factual assertion that australia is more like the usa than britain... and now you retort with "muh low taxes"..

so this is the power of australian intellectuals

absolutely no one here is mad

looking forward to the moment in life when Paradox games click with me. 30 hours of EUIV didn't do it. Looks like fun, but it wasn't

Here’s another joke: your life

West Indian need a wicket.

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I was talking about cricket but you could make a general statement...
Hey, have you played it?

Are we supposed to recognise this game, mate?

OH MY

eu3 was better than eu4 to be fair

try hoi4, it's pretty entry level

haha gateem

BASED

oh wow
harsh

kek
paki immigrant worked into a seethe from this

ck2, nope some friends of mine on a discord plays tho i need a new pc so bad

Why is Paraguay so mad

Australians are a funny meme on lit, zero literature. Bengal has better literature than Aussies lol

CRR: 7
RRR 5.47

BLACKED might actually lose this one

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you can tell gayle literally does not give a fuck and would rather not even be out there

>he never read Tomorrow, When the War Began

Feels pretty good to become the samrat chakravartin from the Gupta dynasty in Bengal

Lads... it’s the nogs

had to read this in school for english haha

> he didn't read Rangers Apprentice as a kid
maximum comfy

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more of a jack russell: dog detective man myself

Reckon Gayle's in for man of the match regardless of who wins

kek, gayle SAD

I mean, chances are your great great great great ancestors probably were

I'm looking for classics of weltliteratur and you give me a Hunger Games tier novel, based

Halooo

this is not looking good lads

Based. Quality novels ngl

is it true hunger games in pakistan is just called games

bit chinky
and that's a good thing

Punjab is pretty far from Bengal, don't think so. My ancestors were probably nomad farmers nothing more

honestly the batch of freshies we've gotten for this world cup is so fucking grim, just subcontinent retards crying about /pol/ and /int/ tier shit

Any good? Ive been looking for something to read

Perhaps give Deltora Quest a read. A true classic, if ever there was one.

it's not difficulty, it's just clicking on a map is shit gameplay. I thought making alternate reality maps would be fun. But it's not because all you do is click on menus and maps. I have similar issues with turn based combat. Unless it's gin rummy or something.

seems like your ass is on fire

Cucked by a drain

>cucked by a drain
what the fuck

ye was okay. keep in mind i was like 16 though.

I'll have you know I've been posting since last year

Australia's a joke when it comes to anything of the arts

>banglas still got Afghanistan and Pookistan to play

Bangladesh on finishing above New Zealand watch

FUCKING BASEDLADESH

Swear we used to get a few Windies on here

>yeah the ground i prepared is fucking dogshit, what of it?

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my mum just called me up and accused me of losing her house key today. haven't been over since last friday. she is really angry

Turn-based combat/strategy is pretty much the only type of game I enjoy.

>windies giving up sixes now
it's over

This is just sad for Windies. Banglas crushing it

Can you say cuck now

reckon the windies would have wanted to win this one

kek

tell her to buy a new house

listen mate, I really didn't want to be the one to bring this up since it's quite grim.. but trying neg people by comparing them to a country that hit 100,000 of your people and your infrastructure for fucking 6 for literally no reason isn't much of an own

>cuckwaja
this ones still filtered for me

Had to read Marching Powder for English. It was actually pretty good.

kek. funny guy.

Favorite book is war and peace

I'm guessing in order to be an IPL six smasher, Andre Russell has overdone the steroid abuse and his joints are shot

Lad

you know if you just ignore him he will go away and be mad

oh wow, it literally was filtered during australia's last game. must have been the last few days they undid it.

kek

I just farted and the gas emissions from my ass will contribute infinitesimally to global warming meaning I indirectly helped kill millions of australians

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Are you the Paki from yesterday who wishes he was Napoleon?

Moby Dick is way better

Based century.

Yeah, I wanna change the world like that

Based shakib

That was a very classy 100.

SHAKATTACK
might be my favourite game of the WC, devastating cucking, Basedladesh ascends, lots of fun to be had

would be pretty funny if some man of the niggardly persuasion found her key, entered her house and got himself some sweet revenge for colonialism haha

This Afghan has a point. He was trying to start shit with big strong Englishmen yesterday and was ignored, yet here Aussies are seething at his every post

Love it too, I just like Tolstoy. Maybe because I was younger and am more nostalgic about it.

bangladesh unironically look solid

Fucking how far behind even is my stream

Shakib signalling to the West Indians fans calling them cock suckers. Absolute mad lad.

Yeah, but you also breathed in faecal particles so it's a draw at best.

Wonder if Al Hasan will have the highest average of the WC so far after this match

try hard pseuds

34.2 overs atm

wait until some aussie or sheepshagger makes a terrible "joke" and all the aussies jump on it with "keks"
a very insecure bunch

I read it at 17/18 and connected so much to young Nikolay that the second half of the book, once he had grown up, just disappointed me

>current:7.26
>required:4.67
ruh roh

t. Harry Potter fan

Damn why does a 50 and 100 up at the same time make me feel so warm inside

Beginning to think my abolute unshaeable certainty that WI were nailed on for the semis may not have been the best call.

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same but consider the following:
>a 50 and a 100 up at the same time
>in a test match

Andrei was the mc all along

Reading some Dostoevsky at the moment, lads.

know for a fact that Moby Dick is a dirgy slog, and War & Peace has a reputation for a reason.
>I read it so it's good
nah ƒam

kek!

Eng, Aus, Ind, NZ will be the semi finalists and Aus will win the WC.
Now can we just skip to the ashes already?

OSHANE THOMASSSS. take a wicket you fcking elephant

Ulysses is a pile of shit.

Oooo that’s comfy

I have a friend who thinks this too, it depends who you relate to the most. Tolstoy wrote some of the deepest and most human characters ever in that book

Ive been reading Moby Dick for over a year. I don’t understand how it can be so amazing then go to the most boring thing I have ever read

aleksandr solzhenitsyn is much more entertaining.

Any book written before 1950 is kind of a hassle to read for me. Not because the stories are shit, but the change in language makes some of the older classics a real chore.

Everything from Stephen Dedalus's perspective is absolute god tier writing, and the rest of the book is a pile of wasted opportunity and masturbatory garbage.

is the dutch faggot posting here that afghan shitskin who want his uncles dick?

Yeah, that's mostly why I love it, it's the perfect novel. Andrei's death is the best literature I've ever read. And Pierre's transformation when in prison.

moby dick is one of my favourites, I never really got bored. Ishmael is one of the best narrator characters ever. also the Jonah and the whale sermon, hnnng

fucking hate indians

The dot kind or the Jack Daniels kind?

fucking love australians

Indians are an cool guys. What do you hate about them?

What's the part with the seamen milking the whale semen

why have the WIs given up?

My only problem with Pierre's prison transformation is that he had about 300 of them throughout the duration of the book, which really took away from it. Andrei's death was quite beautiful.

Pussies

Yes, but just ignore him

Had Biryani for dinner, feeling good were winning this

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They want to go home and watch anime

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WI don't deserve to be in the WC if they're going to just give up this early in a game.

dubs confirm

don't tell me it was fucking nanna

I reckon the West Indies lads really need to start thinking about taking a few wickets here.

It's similar to the death of Ivan Ilych, but kind of like a foil to how Ivan died. I love that too, Tolstoy's the man.

They literally have no plan b

RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBYYYYYY

Thought we were in for a decent game tonight, but this has turned into another one sided affair.

TOP KEK

KINO

Wallops all over the ground

doesn't justify chapters upon chapters of autistic description of boats that aren't in anyway relevant to the narrative. Obvious to compare to Old Man And The Sea, and the minimal (and better) story about failing to catch a marine animal

lol

I reckon the West Indies lads really need to think about not giving away sixes.

HOLY FUCKING BASEDLADESH

In fact, I'd say that the West Indies need to stop giving up sixes. It would be much easier to win if they didn't give up so many runs.

no my mom made it for me,
had to hear alot of lecture from her about how i never help out, but it was worth it

Where does this rank for successful run chases in World Cups?

Haha yes. Come on Bangladesh!

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it is shakib bro

i only read charles dickens and animal farm and that was at school, but it influnced my political views greatly

quite high

Never got Hemingway desu. Liked the old man and the sea, but hated for whom the bell tolls

of course the stream crashes right before 3 sixes

i think Bangladesh has a slight chance to win it here

I want an NBA JAM game where they hit 6 sixes in a row, and the last one goes into the cathedral which explodes

Highes chase is still 329, so no records today

There was some good catches too

this one hasn't really failed me much
mssev.com/west-indies-vs-bangladesh-sky-sport-main-event/

>46 from 77 balls
yeah slight

Both are great. They had us read dickens at school too, and Sherlock Holmes lol

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Thot

>46 from 77
Is your stream 5 minutes behind? Enjoy the 3 sixes in a row.

brainlet detected

i read the first story from the full collection, have it on my PC but couldnt get into reading it through cuz of vidya addiction

Bangladesh fan chants starter pack:
>Bangladesh

But (((they))) told me blacks were atheleets and dominate sport??? How is it possible they lose to a country where 75% of the population is malnourished and have no athleticism

reckon some wickets would go down a treat for the windies. 7 more wickets would be curtains.

DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D

I don't think elbows are meant to bend like that.

Thank you so much fren

i wanna hug her

BANG-LA-DESH
*CLAP CLAP*

So was the windies bowling good in the first match or Paki batsmen are too shit?

>DROPPED
Goodness gracious me

don't think they are trying to get any

reckon she gets called for throwing often?

BOGANS do it too, and so does every other country who havent been brainwashed by the kikeerburgs into haing their country

>cricket
>athleticism
Epic troll ahaha

>Pakistan
don't need to wonder there lad

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ouch, that looked unpleasant

He mad.

Wouldn’t want to play WI next.

its okay you can pretend were the paki team
west bangladesh FTW

the West Cringedies are dire

r/InsectsEnthusiasts has lots of good streams, you just have to replace reddit with ceddit in the url because they delete all the stream links so leddit doesn't shut them down

boomer guitar playing a cover of BANGLADESH by the bangladesh fans

Go back to /pol/ you cringy fat sack of shit

Raillu katta indeed, am enjoying the poo memes for once.

top lad

Imagine the smell in the bangladeshi locker room after the match

*ting ting ting*
*ahem*

N

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doesnt smell like much, but it is hard work

>not just using the acestream

oi bangbros, can you bangpill me on rajibul? what's his deal?

for me, it's bangladeshimatrimony.com

>that white kid shouting Bangladesh

Didnt mean to reply

>not watching on your MASSIVE 4K tv

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vocaroo.com/i/s1BFknE24Z9j

probably posts here desu

I try that but it just does this to me. What the fuck am I doing wrong? I've tried disabling adblocker, other browsers, etc

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Dostovesky

>need 17 from 60
this is looking like close one

I can't believe they have a different one for each match
Indian matrimony
Pakistani matrimony
Sri Lankan matrimony

Really liking these shots from das desu

why don't you help out?

yeah, was for the first innings, but turns to shit and gets stuck in a loop and trying to refresh it shits it up even worse.

>383 runs @127.67
>2 centuries
>2 fifties

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>Yea Forums
yikes

you been to the /emo/ generals on mu the songs there make my pp hard

those sluts will cream at my patronising Sudoku skills

Read the Mahabharata last month, was pretty kino ngl

>tabs on top
Oh nonono.

>Aus will win
banter

got up to get some yoghurt and was mumbling the bangladesh chant in the kitchen. fuck me

SHTHFKUP I WHEN I WANT A BIRYANI I GET A BIRYANI

>Dab
Shakib is our Christiano Ronaldo

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British TV still broadcasting child abuse, absolutely disgusting

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The Afghan Chad
The Virgin Europe

It's my home board
yes they're alright from time to time

>Blackboard
hey my college uses that too

kinda sad liton das won't get his century here, he deserves it.

t.

i watched the bangla dub of the Mahabharata Tv series b4 my olevs in 2014, i learnt so much bangla i actually got a 89 on bangla

Try going to an actual thread and then seeing if it works for you.
ceddit.com/r/InsectsEnthusiasts/comments/c1kvt9/0930_gmt_west_indies_vs_bangladesh_match_23/

This link works for me but just going straight to the subreddit and changing the link doesn't

>It's my home board
YIIIIIIIIIIKES

Century still on the cards. Will they play for it?

>6 from 54
i think Bangladesh can win here

no longer possible

nationalism is an honorable stance
we view our country as our mother and we will chant for her as much as we want, not wanting to shill for your country is like telling your woman you wouldnt kiss her in public because your too shy

Is Liton Das related to Häagen-Dazs?

Still doesn't work
What do you browse then faggot? I hope you don't say Yea Forums. Also just know there is no good answer to this question for you.

u-univer-rsal b-boss

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>What do you browse then faggot?
I don't browse. I make the post.

Astute analysis
Channel 9 job is calling lad

based aryan dindu

The worst part about Bangladeshi games is the fucking commentator

this probably sounded hardcore in your head but this is the fucking gayest thing I've ever read

agreed

GG guys, thanks for the good time

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t. LARPing atheist

/seethegang/

me? browse? heh. that's a good one...

grim

athar ali?

Ganguly and that other guy aren't better

BASEDLADESH IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
WEST INDIES GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
GONNA MAKE WISDEN LOSE THEIR MINDS
JUST WANNA SEE YOU ALL SHAKE THAT SHAKE THAT

DOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOODOODODODODOO

Pooran effort from the West Indies here desu

>See the gang
No thanks

Yeah I don't know what's going on then. Maybe it's something to do with aussienet blocking the streams somehow.

Does this work for you
removeddit.com/r/InsectsEnthusiasts/comments/c1kvt9/0930_gmt_west_indies_vs_bangladesh_match_23/

i am an athiest, liking my country is irrelevant to my religious views
your just grabbing on anything you can cuz you supported BBC like the cucks you are and they lost to literal mutt manlets who were under immense odds

wtf i love bengalis now

Can't wait for England Afghanistan tomorrow. Hope it'll be longer than an hour

time to watch darksydephil stream now that the cricket is over

Yeah that guy

Ah it does not. Thanks so much for trying to help but its probably my faggot isp. I need to get a new one.

accent or the content?

Nationalism is Haram though.
The Ummah is your nation.
United by sharing common ideology is for brianiacs
United by ethnicity or mere place of birth is for brainlets

Based

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love you too abbu

Think the West Indies lads will be a bit disappointed with that result.

nice LARP

BASED LAD, this is your moment,

See you tomoz

im not a muzzie so i couldnt give two shits about ummah, they can ummah my butthole

back to your cuckshed , tyrone is gonna rage rape your wife

The content

youtube.com/watch?v=em1dwEwT5eo&feature=youtu.be

KEK

Pathetic bants newfriend

LMAO

Np man

I might not know anything about cricket but at least I'm alright at finding these shitty streams

Pathetic culture bogie, choke on the piss while GAYle fills your wife in on the match

Oh dear, you sound upset

/cric/

>seething poopeelanders
>autistic pozztralians
>an amerifat everyone hates (including the greatest bowler ever)
>a balding bong
>salty pajeets
>an atheist bangali
>a paki with napoleon complex
>a pschotic afghan

Good night lads, this tread is turning into thirdworlder /int/ again. Quality cric will be back on wednesday again

when you make a witty comeback to the kids who throw rocks at you and call you a freak when I walk to the dairy, but then realize my dick is hanging out of my jorts fly

>upset from comments made about them on a neonazi anime board

I'm not white ya pigskinned bogie, I do banter cuz its fun

where the fuck do i fall in all this?

Gn my boer friend

Would still love a meet up

nice quads

i barely type anything and set you off on an autistic rampage kek

The /int/shitter is fucking the thread up again, off to bed

How do I become a pseudoceleb on /cric/?

Post bob and vangene

you see yourself as far more important than you are buddy, we're all just trying to have fun, you clown on us we clown on you its all fair game no hurt feelings

have sex

taking shit for the sake of it is not fun 2bh

consistently make bad posts

old shit is fine I like normal idiots writing about experiences and stories, epic poems work, norse especially. MIlton, Dumas, Marlowe is all great. But at some point people just started wanking on and trying to impress other writers instead of being entertaining, and then the readers started getting airs and graces and urged them on. Many Such Cases!

Later on you get great things like Notes From The Underground and Down And Out in Paris and London which are quality reading, just examples of a genre I like

Only Fat Hump Gay and Sebbo watch cricket in America. Are you the third guy?

come up with a good gimmick

everyones not the same im just fucked in the head after my dad flogged me when i was 6 after i slapped him just to piss him off

1st. Surgical Strike
2nd Air Strike
3rd Cricket Strike..
Jai Hind

u k bro?

joining the union after you annex Borkistan

The absolute state of poo banter

>an amerifat everyone hates (including the greatest bowler ever)
lyon doesn't hate me though

Sorry to hear about your that but you should see a psychologist if you think you have serious issues. Or open up to someone reliable.

How LGBT tolerant is India and the subcontinent? I'm a girl (male bodied) and I want to do the typical backpacker thing this winter.
I've heard women can get harassed or 'eve teased' in India, how would it be like for a transwoman (albeit one who generally passes). Are Indian men open to dating or making out with girls like me or should I plan to just give that stuff a miss while I'm traveling?

The paki and the Afghan seem cool tbqh

Quite a long post just to say 'halooooo I'm girl'

post dick

Currently I'm like so please come to india

Tipping the Paki to be god emperor of Bharat in 2050

they're pretty far behind there, I've heard some horror stories from trans friends about being forcibly moved two blocks over to the men's street while trying to take a poo.

now it might just be the onions clouding my memories, but every single white girl (female) I've met who has gone to India has a story about almost getting raped. As in stories like being given opium instead of hash and pushed into "taxis" kind of stories

A French friend of mine got her boob pressed (not felt, literally pressed) in the train. I would suggest all women to wear modest clothing. Only people the perverts won't dare to touch are Muslim women, so go figure.

wish I knew a french girl so I could touch her boobs

Based

Once a German girl stayed with us through the sofacouching app in South. While drinking we told her not to trust anyone in the North. She was shocked "you are saying this as Indian?" We replied, "we are saying this as northies". Then she talked about some dumb thing about feeling compassionate towards the poor etc.

Sorry but pepe don't like Muslims

yep, rug up, dress in layers

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Once A French man in my flight got superscared during super turbulence over delhi

What will Bangladesh do once its underwater or this a meme

Take back Myanmar

Sail to lakshadweeb or Maldives

>Then she talked about some dumb thing about feeling compassionate towards the poor etc.
kek women are dumb

they will evolve gills
humans are very adaptable

So you're telling me Bangalore ISN'T the capitol of Bangladesh?

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really it's probably better to breathe the water than the air in the subcontinent. just ask Madhya Pradesh.

Is global warming a meme?
The rich will become refugees and the poor will drown.

Sounds like a hippie.

I'm a boy (girl(male bodied)) and I didn't have any problems when I visited.

nigger

nah, I can't see hippies travelling to India.

for me, it's Liam Gallagher thinking anyone would be interested in a documentary about him

Bruh

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Live on boats

stop having sex

These are the guys(girls) you call you names on Yea Forums

??? India is and always was the travel destination for hippies and free weed. That’s why goa got famous in the first place.

syntax question here. so West Indies wasn't all out right, they made it to 50 overs. So why do they say Bangladesh won by 7 wickets? Since Bangladesh accomplished the same score in less overs, wouldn't it be more appropriate to say that they won by 8.3 overs?

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Not hippie, just innocent on few things

Same things happens with me using firefox, i can only get it to work with internet explorer

Bangladesh won? wtf. I thought west Indies would be one of the top contenders for winning

>me in charge of typing
I should just go to sleep now

if you win by chasing down a target, you have won the match by x wickets, ie chased down the score with that many wickets remaining

if you win by setting a score that the opponent failed to reach, you have won by x runs, ie you made x runs more than your opponent

yeah, my sardonic attitude perhaps didn't translate. Rest assured that my experience is that hippies flock to your country like flies to a corpse and you are not wrong.

When you’ve chased down a target, you win by wickets to spare. And when you successfully defend the total, you win by runs.

Can you cool with the homophobic remarks m8? One of the things we all love about /cric/ is that it's an inclusive space for all, regardless of gender expression or sexuality. Let's keep it that way yeah?

Too many Russians there

yes but why?
lets take an example, Team A bats first and scores 300 points with 2 wickets in 50 overs. Team B matches that score with 8 wickets in 45 overs. Why would you say that Team B won by 8 wickets when they did worse wicket-wise than Team A? Why is it not more appropriate to say that Team B won by 5 overs? I understand the terminology, just not the reasoning behind it I guess.

Well said

I am agree sir ma’am

*Team B won by 2 wickets

we're*

And Israelis.

You're not wrong, but that's just the way it's done.

because teams can and do win off the last ball
reaching the target without getting bowled out is what's important, not how many balls are left, that is fairly irrelevant

People do say that but it's usually phrased as "with x balls/overs to spare".

You don’t match the opposition’s score, the target is always a run higher.

And by wickets, do you mean wickets down or wickets left?

Team B would have won by 2 wickets if they chased 301 runs and were 8 wickets down (lost 8 batsmen)

Maybe because when it's phrased that way we get an idea how close the match was. The chasing side is trying to chase the target by keeping their wickets and the defending side is defending the runs they scored.

The terminology predates limited over cricket

Haven’t seen many Israelis there desu

It's kind of like when someone hits a walk-off homer in the bottom of the ninth. Is it really fair to say the second team won by 1 run if they had 3 outs left in the inning?

The obvious counter to that is "They had nine innings to build out a huge lead. Sure those last three outs could have made a run or two more, but probably not a lot, or else there wouldn't have been a bottom of the ninth."

The difference with cricket is that each side only gets one or two innings with ten wickets per innings. If you hit your target and get your walk-off with all 10 wickets in hand, it's a cinch you could've gotten a much, much higher score had you been able to keep batting indefinitely.

This is the correct answer , proper cricket has no limit on the amount of overs. The first team to bat keeps going until they are bowled out, or until the "declare" and try to bowl out their opponents while before they can reach that declared amount of runs.

>reaching the target without getting bowled out is what's important, not how many balls are left, that is fairly irrelevant
but if neither team gets bowled out, why express the win in wickets?
>You don’t match the opposition’s score, the target is always a run higher.
potato potahto you know what I mean
>And by wickets, do you mean wickets down or wickets left?
wickets down, i.e. lost batsmen
>Team B would have won by 2 wickets if they chased 301 runs and were 8 wickets down (lost 8 batsmen)
yes that's an error I made in original post. Like I said I understand the terminology, just not the reasoning behind it.

I see, thanks

correction: proper cricket has neither a limit on the amount of overs or the number of days a match can last.

Resisting myself from saying 'that's how it's done, deal with it' but I don't want the burger to shoo away from cricket because he is genuinely trying to watch our sport.
Gotta admit though cricket terminology are memes in themselves.

That’s how you know they’re israelis. Their mafia supervises the Russian flesh trade in goa

desu its best not to really over think that sort of stuff. it just is the way it is, most of it due to traditions from test cricket
this wouldnt be a problem if the world cup was real cricket

>Russian flesh trade in goa
redpill me on that please, sounds interesting

to be fair, when I started watching cricketing I found the concept of winning by wickets a little unintuitive

i still do to this day. really doesnt make sense in odi or t20 cricket. should be by number of balls remaining

Good thing there is real cricket right after the world cup, hope our new friends stick around.

BASED real cricket poster

dont know how i managed to type cricketing instead of cricket

>the virgin wickets/runs
>the chad runs/wickets

how would you do a test world cup if you were tasked to do it
I would have everything the same way it is now except the ashes is also the world cup. other series still don't really matter (just like now) and the prize is bigger

My interest is always piqued for an instant when I see a scoreline reading 1/0.

Always liked runs/wickets

I'd do it as an ongoing thing. You defeat the current holder in a series, you become champion.

Probably have 5 games a day for 8 or 9 months

I'm Sindhi, my parents are NRI's. Been watching Indian cricket my whole life. Say anything you want m8

True, but you hardly see a team go over 450 without declaring anymore

I agree, it does make more sense with limited overs to focus on runs required and balls remaining as the focus point

Many Russian girls(Ukrainians mostly) come to India to “model” in cities like Mumbai. In reality they moonlight as escorts and prostitutes in an organised circle run by the Russians. The indian government tried to save them from being exploited and introduced a bill to “ban” easy entry for Ukrainian women. Which resulted in them doing pic related. It’s pretty sad desu they willingly come here and get passed around by their own people as prostitutes. The local politicians and police are paid off by the mafia, Goa is a hotbed for this since Russians invested heavily there.

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im pretty sure it'd be literally impossible. the best thing we'll get is the test championship although the relegation meme where tier 2 teams rarely play tier 1 teams seems weird

you cant even play 1 test match in a day yet alone 5

Is test championship going to finally start this year or what?
icc-cricket.com/news/742337

This is unironically the post. Wickets/runs always irked me in a weird way

Sub divisions of 3 teams play round robin format with home and away fixtures throughout the year with a final in summer between the two group winners

>post 320
>get comfortably beaten
What happened to one day cricket? I remember a decade ago when 250 was still seen as a decent first innings score.

3-match series home and away with some sort of final aggregate score could work

10 teams so 5 games at different venues that begin on the same day

>PLEASE NOTICE OUR SPORT BIG STRONG AMERICAN!!!!!

pathetic

how am I supposed to follow 5 tests at once

But if everyone did it the same way we wouldn't have the old joke that the big number is the runs, and the small number the wickets, unless England are batting in Australia, when it's the other way around

High IQ batting and Powerplays

5 displays/windows

bleedin 'ell back in my day 102/9 off 60 overs was considered a decent score the game's gone

Split screen or something idk

It's not that I hate strong batting, it's just that when every team sets out with the intention of getting 350 because "it's the modern game" they end up collapsing after a few early wickets because their middle order think they need to save the run rate instead of build an innings.

this has been the first instance of a team chasing 300 this world cup I believe

have it take place over 4 years. start a points system attached to certain test cricket series where the winner of the series gets 2 points, 1 point for a drawn series. every team plays a test series at home and as visitors to each tier one nation over the 4 years. at the end of the 4 years we get a comfy decisive test series which the #1 team hosts.
this is my preferred way because it forces us to have cricket forever. it's painful how little tests we play and I just can't take it anymore.

Because half the games the opening team gets rained off or collapse before getting there.

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Cool keyboard

Comfy setup

to be fair this is the first match where a score above 250 was chased

howd your elite WI team get on lads?

i apologise.

why would you apologise to a cazzie poo peelander m8?

Woke up to find my bet on Bangladesh won.

well done m8

Really hope the NZ game tmrw is played. feel like I haven't even seen them play

seems fabricated.

New thread? My pleasure.

doubles

new

Me too, feels like Ive been watching an asian cricket tournament. There hasnt been a proper anglosphere match since the SA vs Eng opening game.