/bundes/

Voraussichtliche Aufstellung
Schult - Maier, Hegering, Doorsoun, Schweers - Goeßling, Leupolz - Gwinn, Popp, Huth - Schüller

Reservebank
Benkarth, Frohms, Elsig, Hendrich, Simon, Däbritz, Dallmann, Knaak, Magull, Oberdorf, Bühl

Why is Däbritz not starting? Just a Schonung?

she's injured

What happened?

i'd injure her if you know what i mean

>people kill each other in the lower leagues
football federations: (x _ x)

>drunk guy shouts a bad word in the highest league
football federations: (O _ O)

woah thats deep

thanks fren! thought I'd try a new posting format with these emotchis my grandson told me about

100 cocks stare

kys vitali

good
era of the bull

I miss the hype around this years World Cup. If it was men's World Cup there would be Sondersendungen about the WM-Lager and 3 hours of Vorberichtserstattung and Autoflaggen and Public viewing.

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finnland-iceland today at 19:30 as well. very nice weather as well

Pathetic

Seriously fuck off tom

who and why is touching her?

Apparently some random fan grabbed her and took her home.

Don't give Tom ideas

wtf, I love germany now

>#bruderherz
aparently her brother

Thomas Müller vom FC Bayern München liegt offenbar ein äußerst lukratives Angebot aus China vor. Laut dem kicker bietet ihm ein nicht genannter Verein ein Jahresgehalt von 25 Millionen Euro.

come to shangai fc

>Zieler to Hannover 96
what? makes no sense

maybe he wants to step into Enkes Bremsspuren.

is
this
bundes
?

Imagine having so much dirty money to launder, that paying a Stolperfußballer 25 per year.

>Nach eigenen Angaben hat die Fanszene der Paderborner am Wochenende Flyer unter dem Titel „DAS steckt hinter RB“ an rund 32.000 Haushalte in Paderborn verteilt. Darin erhebt die Fanszene erneut schwere Vorwürfe, warnt vor einem „Imageschaden“ und schreibt von einem drohenden „Werteverfall, Identitätsverlust und Instrumentalisierung“.
>Der Vorwurf: Der Leipziger Fußballverein sei nur ein Marketinginstrument von Red Bull. Der Preis einer möglichen Kooperation mit RB Leipzig sei für die Paderborner zu hoch. Wörtlich heißt es in dem Flugblatt: „In einem schleichenden Prozess wird der SCP nach und nach seine Unabhängigkeit verlieren.“

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off to the plasmaspende, cya guys

Based Traditionsfans.

>Angebahnt hatte sich der Transfer schon länger, nun ist er offiziell: Daley Sinkgraven (23) unterschreibt einen Vertrag bei Bayer 04 Leverkusen.

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Oh man I'd love to take her on a walk in a comfy forest and bone her

kohlchan.net/.media/c6ac83836df94b8a9a6d001322973a06-videomp4.mp4

My Little Sister Cant Possibly Have a Hemorrhoid?!?

reinVARd BTFO

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aua aua meine tidden

Esser to Stuttgart?

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>Union Berlin hat Robert Andrich (Foto) vom ehemaligen Liga-Konkurrenten 1.FC Heidenheim verpflichtet.

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>JUST.JPG
fixed

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twitter.com/misterbayern_/status/1140233792273178624

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didnt even notice, i hope that he will find a better barber in Berlin

gebe heute um 1800 nachhilfeunterricht kann also unseren mädels nicht die daumen vor‘m tv drücken uezs

good luck user

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I dislike everyone in this video

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why?

Is she villager? Bavarian?

>ywn go on holidays with Brandt and Havertz
why even live?

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we will miss (You)

cute!

Klasse Typ. He truly has the Echte Liebe mentality. #KommHeimMats

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You will need a lot of Tuborg today

See, proof that Brandt will stay in Leverkusen

>evi—denmark
ugh

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>tfw Dortmund wins the league and Brandt convinces Havertz to come to Dortmund

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Ugh they could have won the league if Brandt had stayed

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The absolute state of our league...

>Tah
>International class
Lmao

respektlos und geisteskrank ist das!

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>our

reminder that /bundes/ will be fully liquidated at the end of the summer

DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ

latest footage of the Froome crash

>my girl Däbritz playing
based

since you asked: the T-Bone-Steak I made yesterday was great

>eating meat

Knirsch

>eating
lumoring@u fatties

lauch was geht

POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP POPP

LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ LEUPOLZ HUGGING DÄBRITZ

TOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ugh

>that "defending"
olmo

geile fotze uezs

so what really bothers me about women footy is that they often SEE the right move but they dont do it. know what i mean?

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
DEUTSCHLAND VOOOOOOR

is this the elxtended version of "have sex"?

> Torhüter sehen nicht so glücklich aus

Mich kotzt das an. Sollen doch einfach sagen, dass die Torhüter scheiße sind.

this is /tomdes/

........................................

LMAO

WTF WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?

>not watch based U21 instead of this trash
bailamo

Sub 80 IQ naggers vs +100 IQ Übermensch

That South African defense speaks for itself

OMG

naja also der fehler war eig dass sie nicht rauskommt. klebt sie auf der linie hat sie hat ka chance mehr. aber viele frauentorhüter kommen halt net raus weil sie klein und unsicher sind

yup

South African fans making some kind of vodoo ritual

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das rite

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The weak should fear the strong

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ÖR knows their framing well

the week should fear the month

DÄBRITZ
NO

watching Women Football is based.

man man man junge spiel den doch in den rückraum!!

>xaver
is he really called by his first name as if he was brazilian

based tomway

>lost the league by 1 point
>2 Dortmund players
>it's Weigl and Bürki

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is this now the official game thread?
nice

yes and no. He has Xaver on his jersey at Salzburg but usually he is either Schlager or, as is the case here, if there is another Schlager he is X. Schlager
dunno why ORF went for Xaver here

So, who will win the league?

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Today I binge-watched the vegan compilations of the guy who ate raw squirrel and I must say that not eating meat is knirschiger

webbum of popp choke where? can't find the match thread desu

make one to find one

Serbien muss sterbien btw

lmao jesus fuck

Tom? Opfer

*dabs on Austria*

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DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ

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DOOOOOOOOOOOOR

2:0 WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ DÄBRITZ

*snap*

Just set the ARD stream back

>female goalkeeping

*däbs on south africa*

Däbritz

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> Torhüterin sah mal wieder unglücklich aus

....

heh

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U21 Thread

God I love the German language, sounds adorable on women.

stop posting this uggo. I recently caught myself finding her actually attractive because of the shitposting

Whot is so fucking bad

>we need smaller goals

> Huth

>"das passiert dann eben mal"

I feel like she looks a bit better with age now. Same goes for Popp.

Nein

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you just know

don't forget i claimed her first tho

NO NO NO

Amen! Sexy as hell

popp will ich nicht poppen

Gwinn mit den geilen Flanken. Die wär doch was für Jogi.

we are watching the U21 now

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me watching the WWC

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yes

how is your gayness today?

I swear to god they better cover 3.5

stop watching porn

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Here a 2016 Leupolz

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>watching women """soccer"""

you only got yourself to blame

how can anyone take this shit serious
its a disgrace that there actually gets money invested into this, every male U17 would deserve it more

>not betting on women’s soccer
Dumkampf

>M-DN 8221

What intelligence is required in order to COVER opponents?

misogyny not allowed in /wundes/

here's a sweaty leupolz

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That’s horseshit. Just because the U17 German team would destroy the winners of the WWC doesn’t mean they “deserve it more”. They’ve worked half as hard

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tom is ________ _____

mentally sick

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Complete nonsense. In fact men face 100 times the pressure and competition. Being U-17 for Germany requires much more work and discipline than to be a woman for the national team.

haha holy shit

So when will we play our Achtelfinale?

I-is Däbritz still single?

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I think I told this story once, but whatever. In my tim during Ausbildung I had a teacher, who was a cop from duisburg and quit it because there where parts of the city you couldn't even enter with a a single streifenwagen. Nuke NRW already (while I am still here).

>t. Lloyd

>Kovac is a good coach. For a team like Schalke.
pic rel

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19:09 Echte Liebe

*saves RB Leipzig*

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Left looks like amthor ugezs

go away

based

she'y my gf. she just doesn't know yet

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>I-is Däbritz still single?
I told her you watch anime.
You don't wanna know what she said.
I'm so sorry.

kek

based tom

KLOPPERTRUPPE

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I bet she watches Yea Forums tier anime in her onesie pyjama whenever she has a day off

god imagine the cuteness

poor sara

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Cute I can see her undies :3 Has a nice body. Wonder where her parents are from. Tunesien?

i think turkey / iran

Ziemlich gut, schon jetzt sind unsere Zoomermädels erfolgreicher als die Boomerherrenmannschft letztes Jahr.

SCHUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTT

>Brandt on 10
>Götze on top
>Hummels

>So, who will win the league?
Bayern if they get Sane. If they dont, Dortmund. If Dortmund has alot of injured like last season then maybe even Eraofbull or vizekusen.

We are leading 1-0 btw

almost!

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Iran and Turkey. Don't know the exact combination but my guess is they are both k*rds.

Penislowakia

> hugging the ref

what the fuck

nice dive

Me in the Bayerntrikot.

>hannes wolf
wtf he's easily over 40

Support your homeland.

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i must admit though that the commentator grill on ard is not half bad

>Not counting in Werder

It's literally our year

he's 38 mkay

has easily become my favourite simply because the others suck major dick desu

>t. 2kAnon

For me she is the Tax und Turnis of the WWC:

lads, ice cream or canned peach?

>TuT will never come back

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What game would Tom recommend us to watch later?

canned peach

ice

for me, it's "shut the fuck up" tom Bartels

Can't wait for us to play against a decent opposition. Need to see where are stehen im internationalen Vergleich.

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see

reminder that tom and denmark are elite posters

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>watching this woman crap
reminder that don't watching based copa america and watching this woman ''word cup'' makes you a proto faggot

>based copa america

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Lmao

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i would if i could, but shit is in the middle of the night here.

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Nübel
Henrichs
Klostermann
Tah (C)
Baumgartl
M. Eggestein
Öztunali
Dahoud
Waldschmidt
Richter
Maier

Where can I vote for my woman of the match?

Nia is GOIL

Öztunali went on to win Ballon D'or in my FM16 save.

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>the finishing in wwc
Feeling at home as a customer lads

Can someone post some sexy Giulia Gwinn photos

uma delicia

I just voted for Gwinn and Däbritz :3

mdr.de/spielerzeugnis/index.php?id=817#/match/817/home

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sopa de macaco mmmmmm

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will be enough for the Chinks

Based. They played well but I still hope they a get a motivational spanking later

If they get all of their transfers, this'll definitely be another year of bayernwinslol

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still haven't watched a single second of woman football lol

maybe in 2021

Is he erlebnisorientiert?

Ugh.. save these Machosprüche for your Bauarbeiterkollegen

Time to dab on D*nmark

he likes to stroke faces
gently

it still counts if you fapped to it

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really not rating this U21 at all

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wo läuft das uezs

rotpilliert uesz

At least he scored

>ywn breed 70 IQ brainlets with a Nordic confuzedfu

Yeah, you forgot Pepe and also Deligt. Maybe Bale aswell as a substitute? Shit... I forgot about CHO hes also coming to Bayern 100. Dangit... forgot Werner and Havertz aswell...

The next 10 years of CL belong to Bayern aswell.

This. Maybe not in a conventional way but I think she is really cute

I will never marry her

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hmm

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Apparently Hannes Wolf got his leg broken

Where's Granatbry

perfect couple!

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Benched as he should be

Unfortunate accident, but yes.

wo wird das gezeigt

question
why are japan competing in the copa america?

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Volland
Bailey Havertz
Sinkgraven Aranguiz Baumgs Weiser
Wendell Tah Bender
Hradecky

For the same reason there's nigs playing for european countries

they invited them because of the low amount of cunts

They didn't have enough teams so they invited Japan and Qatar.

ARD ab 21:00 Uhr

south america is a social construct

They agreed to bring the electricity

U21 > NT

jungs spielt unser bruder mo?

Petar Gluhakovic
Dario Maresic
Emir Karic
Husein Balić
Ivan Ljubic
Dejan Ljubicic
Adrian Grbic
Marko Kvasina
Sasa Kalajdzic
Osman Hadžikić
Stefan Jonovic
Dominik Prokop
Sandi Lovric
Arnel Jakupovic

Working legs > Broken legs

Jugos > Niggers and Turks

drinking red wine and eating Herrenschokolade, yes yes

>the return of yugösi
B A S E D

Vollmilch > Edelbitter

Wtf was that? Where was the second half pressure? Making me worry about losing a good sum of money. God, I wish my grandparents weren’t born in Germany. It’s embarrassing. They just allow some sand nigger to DECAPITATE AN INFANT and stab the mother to death. NO ONE DID A FUCKING THING. BE ASHAMED.

>They just allow some sand nigger to DECAPITATE AN INFANT and stab the mother to death. NO ONE DID A FUCKING THING. BE ASHAMED.
Wow, I missed that, which match?

the face of insanity rears its ugly head once again

Absolute Prolet

Absolutely abhorrent taste

just stating well established facts, deal with it

also Milka best chocolate

nice flag denmark. mind if we will take it from your limp, dead body?

And Ottakringer is the best 16er Blech in the world amirite fellow 3er driver?

Däbritz picked up the slack on her instagram account

YOU LET A SAND NIGGER GET ON YOUR PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION AND EXECUTE AN INFANT AND HIS WIFE... the best part is HE ESCAPED. You can’t even identify them anymore, because they’re so many Somalian Muzzies.

Bergkönig of course
thats from Hofer incase you Schnösel dont know (outrageous price increase from 49 to 55 cent recently though)

For a 500mL Dose? Ill check it out next time I mingle with the small folk.

Kuntz seems to be a great guy.

Mahlzeit!
Was habe ich verpasst?
youtube.com/watch?v=zvCr1RpOTKk

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yes, regular Dose

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The German version of “red necks”

jihadwatch.org/2018/07/video-from-germany-muslim-migrant-beheads-1-year-old-girl-merkel-bans-media-reporting

low iq hauptschulbuhmer uezs

based ngubu teaching lil zoom a lesson

T. Brown muzzie

wie schlecht ist unsere u21 eig

nur scheiss spieler die in zukunft nachkommen

Based Broich al Kommentator mit der taktischen Analyse.

america

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Why do you mother fuckers not care?

I didn't ask about your background sweetie

Don't feed the troll.

he's the official /bundes/ coach. i remember how they interviewed him with beer and cigarettes at the hotel after the 2017 EC lel. they asked him whether he wants to coach the main team and he said no because it would be too much work. absolutely based guy.

GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB

1. it was one fucking year ago
2. it was an incident between merkelmen
3. what should we do? cry and run out on the streets and go apeshit?

d*nes will win

>Mads Giersing Valentin Pedersen (born 1 September 1996), usually known as Mads Mini
cute

Fuck you Turk. You love watching Germany crumble.

STAND UP

BLÜÜÜÜHE DEUTSCHES VATERLAND

BRÜH IM LICHTE DIESES GLÜCKES

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basiert

Maier? Weltklasse!

>jew refs
well it was fun while it lasted

wow you guys are allowed to sing your national anthem?

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do we make a thread or stay here

there is

>onkelz
problematic

>nur die besten sterben jung

>not watching women's footie
olmo

fuck off Tom

I really like Thomas Broich. There is a good documentary called Tom Meets Zizou.

You can download it at PTP or watch it on Youtube.

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feels gutmann

>JBL and 10 literal who's

Based Broich widerspricht dem Lügenpressenreporter!

wtf maier is so fucking shit and lazy

skov is a grånåte

where is the weltklassespieler max meyer?

>Eintracht Frankfurt will die Fußballerinnen des 1. FFC Frankfurt eingliedern. "Es spricht daher vieles dafür, dass wir in Zukunft gemeinsame Wege gehen", sagte Eintracht-Vorstandsmitglied Axel Hellmann in einem Interview der "Frankfurter Rundschau" und der "Frankfurter Neue Presse" (17.06.2019). Wenn es so kommt, würde der Männer-Bundesligist die Spiellizenz des 1. FFC vom Sommer 2020 an übernehmen. Der siebenmalige deutsche Meister 1. FFC hofft schon länger auf eine Kooperation mit der Eintracht. Manager Siegfried Dietrich hatte kürzlich erklärt, die Kooperation mit einem Männerverein sei grundsätzlich sinnvoll, "um den Frauenfußball dort unterzubringen, wo die besten Strukturen und Möglichkeiten bestehen".

thoughts on this?

Einfach nur geil!

>Tah
this is the 2nd best CB in the league according to Kicker

thanks

having a bad feeling about this tournament kameraden

nobody cares Tom

women's football confirmed peak plastic
and what happend to "fussball is kein sport für frauen" types?

cant get worse than last year

Wolfs leg seems to not be broken after all

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Okay I’m here now
I don’t think I missed anything

Who's supposed to be the best? Sülel? Dummels?

he can literally play at any european topclub

but you did, glorious victory of Austria over Serbia, horrible injury of the future Leipzig star Hannes Wolf. In the game for place 2 in our group thats taking place right now you didnt miss much though, true

Dummels, see

broken ankle is worse than broken leg

It's the FFC. they were peak plastic before even Buyern and Wolfsburg becoming relevant.
back then Turbine was the Echte Liebe thing and FFC the customers.

>be Upamecano
>GOAT it up
>get injured
>suddenly nowhere near this list

I mean, good, nobody will by him then..

queck

Please stop posting my gf

All /bundes/ clubs (male) need to have a /bundes/ club (female)

The two commentators don't work together at all, really horrible tbdesu.

JUDGED

RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER

It takes some time to get into a rythm.

based germano

SENORITAS IM ARM

VOM DURCHFALL GEPLAGT

>no Maxi Arnold to carry the team

dude was a beast last time

ich wünschte ich wäre däne

>tfw the Mainz and Augsburg player are the best ones
german football is finished

dude hairline is off the top too

ICH MÖCHTE 0N 0SBÄR S0N

You want to get exterminated?

IM KALTEN POLAR

classic green voter desu

>zoomer doesnt know Grauzone

just read the unabomber manifesto

jt at sportschau club

>FC Bayern bosses are not amused that some Borussia Dortmund representatives have spread rumours that the transfer fee for Mats Hummels will be around €20m. In their opinion this amount is way too low. [@mano_bonke]
BESCHISSEN WORDEN

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really interesting read and it's not that crazy actually.

seid ihr objektiv hässlich
j/n

yawntastic game so far

You mean 'sehr sehr fair'.

RESPEKTLOS

joa
kann man nix machen

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*passes backwards*
Oh bravo, bravo Arne Maier
*Dahoud runs back and literally does all the work for him*
Arne Maier, the German Xavi is at it again

The manifesto have /elite/ takes, I just don't think that revolting against industry will work, especially when almost everyone relly on them and the survival ( crafting, farming, hunting, building ) skills are zero

just b urself

jn
gotta lose weight for it to be a solid n

Very high IQ move by BVB to make Hummels want to leave when Buyern tried to show Dscherom the door

which player is Bayern getting in return btw?
Akanji? Weigl?

>implying it's not c*thy who keeps bugging him about it

both of them should fuck off

Götze

Götze

>Richter scores

I waited for this moment

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>mudmen kill dozens and dozens of people
>E-E-EINZELTÄTER!!
>one braindead nazi murders some fat sow
>RECHTSTERRORISMUS, RECHTSEXTREMISMUS!!!

moukoko

Bin gut aussehend, groß und schlank

>mfw Richter scored

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probably.. but girls flirt with me occasionally

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they just want some (You)s

>is called Krieg
>isnt in favour of Krieg

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damn i wish that was me

maybe he drank less and less of her söy drinks to emancipate himself

Did he become HUmmELs?

good thing I quickly stare on my shoes when it happens

am so old now that 16-17 years old ones flirting with me feels weird. Want to turn back time, senpai

puked when that sojajunge said "entscheidungsträgerinnen und entscheidungsträger"

yes yes

not really, just exorbitantly fat

qt cat-faced girl

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That Neuhaus guy is pretty cute, no homo tho

Uwe?

eiskalt der junge

RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER RICHTER

>shitmark defending
RICHTER

YEEEAAAAÖÖÖHHHHHHHHH

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>danish defending

poor babyman :(

BASED

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heh

verpisst euch endlich zurück nach /deutsch/ ihr absoluten babymänner

Press D to Dab on the Danes

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suck my sweaty nuts desu

heh

mett

no woman ever will

Our zoomers literally look and play like the young players generated in the fifa manager modes with 56 overall rating

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>he thinks U21 EC gets match day tourists
ilmenau

>gamermark

t. joscher mit den lymphhoden

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junge junge junge die dänen wrden gut gefickt

WALDSCHMIDT WALDSCHMIDT WALDSCHMIDT WALDSCHMIDT WALDSCHMIDT WALDSCHMIDT WALDSCHMIDT WALDSCHMIDT WALDSCHMIDT WALDSCHMIDT WALDSCHMIDT WALDSCHMIDT WALDSCHMIDT WALDSCHMIDT WALDSCHMIDT WALDSCHMIDT WALDSCHMIDT WALDSCHMIDT WALDSCHMIDT WALDSCHMIDT

nice counter attack

Denmark? More like Deadmark xDDDD

>22 years old 13 days ago
Yikes

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>soccer
Who cares

kek

whats up with his ear

oink oink

sunburn maybe, i get the same there and a thin skin layer starts to peel off.

he a snek

youtube.com/watch?v=ewXtVd3WAGg
He's dead, Jack

gato caca = germany
slippy perro = shitmark

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totmark :DDD

t. Chinese girl

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BENUDLI :DDDDDD

mehr bomben auf serbien uezs

>Under 21 competition
>7 of the players on the field for us are 22 or 23. Most of them 23

????????????

>buttfart

just buttgart things

allowed to be 21 at the start of the qualifiers

how nice of them to gift a goal so omi doesnt feel too bad

Imagine being called Orel Grinfeld

can it slip?

They were 21 at some point

based

>t. Xaver Schlager

abgeklebte piercings

Frens are we watching Chile against Japan later?

t. absolute retard

fuck of frog poster

he's right tho
might as well call it team B

i know omi is a casual but this is just ignorant

no he isn’t right, he is just ignorant of the rules
see

I didn’t make that post sooo...

already brushed my teeth and ready for sleep

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yes ofcourse you didnt ;)

lads I don't like this new rule for pens which they use VAR for(having to keep a foot on the line until the ball has been hit) and even gets you a nice yellow card on top of it

based drunk boomer in the fishers hat there

dat >Schalke gril

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GLUBB

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that smug schwarzhaarperle.

do people still say/yell Schland or was that a 2006 and 2010 only thing?

all based except the dude with his phone out

They still do on zoomers and women level.

>Dahoud
>Syrer
>am 01.01. geboren
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

is this bundes?

poor girl got her mom's eyes and nose. still would tho.

moms eyes, dads nose (the fisherhat guy)
other way around and she would probably be 8-9/10

I HOB KA SCHALKOIDE

good catch

>Richter is only 21
Wtf I thought he was 28

wondering if the glubbguy is her brother

>In the game for place 2 in our group thats taking place right now
OH NO NO NO NO

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state of these subhumans

richter has qt red cheeks

Nah, that‘s based Spanner-Peter. He always brings his camera to games to film Tah’s muscular body

>Richter eats nothing for breakfast to sleep longer
/ourguy/

>+10min

so Jan Siewert knows a thing about fußball after all

unironically me
I even drink my coffee in the shower to save time

I mean, yes
that's what smart people do

they have bothe shit noses and eyes. Well you cant really see the father's eyes.
I think she was doomed from the getgo

>GLUBB
YES
will rise again
for a while

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Uhm breakfast is the most important meal of the day!

DIE LEGENDE LEBT

I usually don‘t shower to sleep longer
>nothing personell, Kommilitonen

I tend to do that too, but I think I have more energy and sport works better for me when I eat in the morning. Also was a lauch hardgainer, and put on some 3-4kg since I eat breakfast regularly

I usually dont eat, dont shower, barerly brush my teeth and sleep in the clothes Im gonna wear the next day to sleep longer(5mins before leaving the house)

shower before bed to get extra time out of your bed sheets

>showering in the morning
I just get dressed and am I the car within 10 minutes.

>Da war Druck drauf
you just know

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t. oligarch

see

she wanted the D

t. Sozialwissenschaften*innen

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Done! finally finished the collage which shows my favorite 11 toon waifus

i dont get it

girl on the right reminds me of my hot geography teacher

My heartly congratulations user, now you can officially claim your faggot of the month medal! Keep up the good work and who knows, maybe you get voted faggot of the year in December!
Congrats again!

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just how based is Kuntz?

I studied some of that and I swear some of those guys were disgusting. Good thing was, a good 60% of the students were female.
If I wasnt such a scared pussy, I would have had opportunities, since Im all around decent looking and not annoying. Just not that social. Heh

thats Anton Hofreiter m8

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yes; I also heard the payment is better

soooooo hot

hey ösi stop being like that man

he's right you know

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>DawwShe feels old
She should totally marry me so she doesn't anymore
youtube.com/watch?v=Yl6jaJ32x3k

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>Aus Basti wurde Herr Schweinsteiger

geh ins bett opa

>light cousin incest in the pool
schweinerei!

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Wut? Kimmich tapped Draxler's old piece?

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it's time

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nö

behind you

bųndęş

god i want to fuck her so bad bros

kinos for this feel?

Peeping Tom

all the women seem bored, lmao. Did the guys take their women to see women football or what?

Fuck off she's mein waifu

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based
are you the nigga that waifus luckenkemper too?

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