/wwc/ general - christiane endler edition

Today's Fixtures

China vs Spain
South Africa vs Germany

Nigeria vs France
South Korea vs Norway

>Here's how the meeting probabilities for the #FIFAWWC knockout stages look after today's results:
twitter.com/experimental361/status/1140335892072214531

>Chile's Christiane Endler Became A Goal-Stopping Machine And Frustrated The USWNT Into A Goalless Second Half
deadspin.com/chiles-christiane-endler-became-a-goal-stopping-machine-1835559539

>Chilean goalie who made stunning saves against US played college soccer in Florida
miamiherald.com/sports/mls/article231621883.html

>Chile’s Road to the Women’s World Cup Started With an Indignity
nytimes.com/2019/06/16/sports/world-cup-usa-chile.html

>Carli Lloyd aims 'golf clap' goal celebration at U.S.'s critics
espn.com/soccer/fifa-womens-world-cup/story/3877232/carli-lloyd-aims-golf-clap-goal-celebration-at-uss-critics

>'You can feel this surge': how France has caught Women's World Cup fever
theguardian.com/football/2019/jun/16/france-womens-world-cup-fever-stadiums-tv-audiences

>Nigerian women's team hoping for World Cup revenge against France
france24.com/en/20190616-nigerian-womens-team-world-cup-football-france

>Marozsan: I've never eaten so much cheese in my life
fifa.com/womensworldcup/news/10-juneger-marozsan-story-508w-3035695

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group standings going into day 3. looks like chile's out.

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Men's soccer, women's soccer, olympic sports, it's all the same to me, I just want to live vicariously through the success of the american teams whenever they beat someone. It's free shitposting. I don't give a fuck about the sport at any other time, and anyone else that denies they're the same is kidding themselves.

That said, the next games matter to the USA picture, right? From what I'm seeing, the winner of China vs Spain wins the right to lose to America in the knockout round. In that case, I'm going for China, underdog or not. USA vs China sounds way better bait than USA vs Spain.

Not necessarily. All they need to do is beat Thailand by a lot, which doesn't sound too hard. Then as long as two other third place teams do worse, they're through. The only group where it's almost impossible to see Chile overcoming is group C.

well nigeria is definitely going to sit at 3 points still and with a worse GD

in terms of bait, you're right desu. that's the spicy fixture.

>inb4 carli lloyd removes her shirt in triumph after beating china

i'm picking nigeria to beat france. france didn't look so good last time out.

>match plan
>news
>quality OP
exceptional good post

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>Nigeria losing to France
>loser of China vs Spain has worse GD than Chile
>Argentina loses or draws with Scotland
>Cameroon losing or drawing with New Zealand
pick 2

Chile doesn't even have to have a better GD if it's the last two, but since it's Thailand they'll still probably get a large boost anyways. Sure, maybe not all 4 of those things happen, but there's still enough room there to not count them out yet.

cheers comrade

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I could see scotland being the team in chile's way in that group, not argentina. Their GD isn't that bad and if they win it will improve.

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what do you guys think happens with group c? I think australia beats jamaica and brazil beats italy for a three way tie at 6 points. tiebreakers will result in matildas topping the group probably.

You're assuming sweden loses to USA first. That's still probably right, but it's not a given. If sweden does win, then USA gets the loser of canada vs netherlands, and dodges france in the quarters.

woah, a female gk saves shots, sure it's the best in the world

dat ironic flag

By end of tournament, she will be considered the best woman's keeper in the world. Too bad she plays on a shit Chilean team.

>dodges france in the quarters
>gets germany in the quarters instead
this guy

t.communist

that sounds about right. matildas would have to score 7 goals to top the group. don't see that happening.

>nigeria to beat france
Nah, the black nation will win

>matildas would have to score 7 goals to top the group. don't see that happening.

Consider the following:
>Brazil 2-0 Italy
>Australia 4-0 Jamaica
That puts Australia on top of the group.

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interesting slip of the tongue from maurice edu

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handball

Looking forward to the Norway game

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How the fuck did scotland even qualify?

>18:00 Germany
>21:00 Norway
based and cutiepilled

They rank 20th and are playing pretty well. Weirder thing is why didn't North Korea qualify? They're ranked 11th in the world. Highest ranked team not to make it.

c-cute

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This

Based

Is bühl starting today?

Based OP. Should be a fun day

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>They're ranked 11th in the world.
why are they so good?

she unironically looks elite, which is rare for female goalkeeper

womens sports is a racket

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>forgetting the pound by carli lloyd's salary
not even the stats people take them seriously

fan support desu. there's me on the left.

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tfw i'm as old as the GOAT Valerie Gauvin
youtube.com/watch?v=hELFc4_zAII

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she already is desu

plot twist...cameroon wins

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cheers desu

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I wonder what their boyfriends look like

peak comfy tbfhwyhmd
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that breakfast wasn't as french as i expected. no croissants.

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>23
nice try desu. you're 32 at least.

nah m8 i just turned 23 my birthday was 2 weeks ago

what did you do for your birthday? go to bordeaux and get drunk on wine and all that? or live it up with bono on the côte d'azur?

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lol no i don't like U2 at all, i was still studying for my exams so i didn't do anything for my birthday really, but i don't really have any close friends sadly so i wouldn't have done anything anyway tbf
to celebrate i usually go with friends to the bar/club which are aplenty here in Paris. when it's warm enough we sometimes spend evening in parks or near the seine, which is nice

plot twist...they're with each other

>tfw turned 32 this year

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comfy

>tfw megan rapinoe will never look at you the way she looks at alex curry

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Highlights of the first women's World Cup final USA 2-1 Norway
youtube.com/watch?v=NyrJW6-F5Hk

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fucking fox and their geo blocking. i didn't even know you could do this.

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Seems weird and pointless.

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Scotland can still make it r-right?

nice, very comfy indeed, any other countries have these behind the scenes slice of life videos?

They actually can dependant on other 3rd place teams

If we beat the Argie that should be enough I think.

they're athletes, croissants are chokefull of butter la

34 soon la

group E and F third place teams seem likely to be eliminated, surprisingly no one is mathematically eliminated yet

damn germany +1400 favorites lel

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Has there been any relatives of famous male players?

Gwinn as a RB!?!?!?

Thotwire?

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How are you pronouncing Fulutudilu?

well, it's her usual position in freiburg

>van wyk
>le footy lass look
how contrived. sad!

WHICH GAME DO I WATCH LADS

why not both?

I'm gonna POPP GWINN's backDOORSOUN enough

What's the chance Spain and China play to a super dull draw so they both go through?

spain/china will be closer, germany are going to be up 5 goals at half .

are Leupolz and Gwin playing today for Germany? Also, why wasn't this turbo qt called for the NT? She plays for Bayern and she's a great player according to what I read

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>are Leupolz and Gwin playing today for Germany?
see

We having match threads or just chilling here?

too many good players in midfield

someone should make match threads soon, this one won't last until HT with two matches played.

BBC waiting music funky as fuck

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Them cute

Both teams will try to score but if it's a draw with ten minutes to go they'll probably slow it down

somebody make a match thread, this thread doesn't draw in shitposters

phwor nice hangers

you do it

HERE

best girl coming through

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QT ALERT

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Can >you beat USA?

probably not but they will lose against some shit team before anyway

Fuck. Where do I watch it? It looks like all the russian media just ignores this shit.

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damn

HUTH OUT

>15 and GK
do they have mustaches?

she does best as RB tabbihannes

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Based! Our Bundesflitzchen.

why are we trying not to hit the goal?

for fun

Popp? Mitm Kopp.

Just realised it is in Spain's interest to concede a fuck ton of goals

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reveiling shot of Dorrsoon

>German fans starting a wave every 30 seconds
puke.png

>zoom zoom
goddammit

Bump

sara not for lewd

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Does anyone have the link for the Germany game? For once, I didn't want to be a leech and make a webm of my own, and now I can't find the link anymore.

The US Women's team is everything an American team in international sports should be. Bold, brazen, aggressive, and unapologetic. If only anybody cared, or if one of our other teams could follow their example.

Hmmmm....

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Which English player should I get a shirt of

greenwood

lucy bronze

Thought France were the biggest threat to the US but they weren't that impressive vs Nigeria desu

smiling at least

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based Nog selling eiffel tower souvenirs

>tfw remember North Korea showing up in the 2010 WC
was very weird to see them there

lel

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me on the left

glad that rules are finally respected

French player #6 in the box before the ball is kicked on the retake

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still a leg on the line. this is like balls, have to go past the line

So the Spain v China draw just made it a lot harder for third placed teams. There's no way any team sitting on 0 points can pass them now

>only two teams eliminated so far are south korea and south africa
SOUF BTFO

here you go

youtube.com/watch?v=Yl6jaJ32x3k&feature=player_embedded

any more news on how she's doing??

>turid knaak : i'll have to stop writing my doctoral thesis for a few weeks
wow, turns out she's doing a thesis on spelling aid, wholesome girl

Who's playing tomorrow?

i love my wife!

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Italy - Brazil
Jamaica - Australia

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which one of you was doing the live blog?

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>chinese eyes on a white girl
love it

Nah mate, the wogs will beat the hues and the Aussie sheila’s will beat the rasta’s. Wogs and Sheila’s to go through

Hues would still probably go through too even in that case

Ah, I see she likes it from behind. Nice

the mapuche blood

where is my waifu at?

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bump

>Oh no no no

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Cute

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phew. i'm a little gassy this morning, lads.

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

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nice fucking 3 putt you fucking faggot

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she looks like a cum dumpster

England are your biggest threat.

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France have refball though

>I said to her after the match "don't be upset. It's a dream of everyone's to be at the world cup, to play against the United States of America, well you've done that. You've lived that dream. You can tell your grandchildren that you did that. You were there."
America is the bad guys

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Will Italy vs Brazil be worth watching?

Fuck off

that is some top tier trolling by alex.

> It's a dream of everyone's to be at the world cup, to play against the United States of America
playing at the world cup sure its a dream for a lot of players , but playing against the US ? LMAO

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I like a broad shouldered /fit/ girl.

Are we watching Jamaica tonight?

Can we have a match thread?

me at the door

maybe in 2 hours

Sydney is benched so I will watch Brazil - Italy.

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>Roestbakken
>Van Egmond
>Gielnik
So just Dutch expats carrying this team huh?

In which team did she plays lads?

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