First of all I'd like to thank my Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ

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i know that you are mad at the world for still being a virgin but it doesnt mean u you have to be edgy my friend

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I am not a virgin my friend and resent the implication !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I reckon this lad has had sex.

now this is shitposting . this can't be taught .

You’re damn right I’ve had sex!!!!! I can’t prove it but I have a picture of a girls tits that she sent to me. I hope this will do

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Stupid fucking retards like you are the reason all those old beautiful churches in Germany are empty

gay

muh raaliillioooon

You don't think it was the centuries of corruption, pedophilia, war and judgement?

>unironically believing a magic man in the sky created the ENTIRE universe
you do know in a another few hundred years all other modern religions are just going to be scoffed at, the egyptians and the roman people thought they were right too user

>>unironically believing a magic man in the sky created the ENTIRE universe
this. there are at least 10 Gods

what does that even mean?

We live in a society.

no, god bless that big pikie cunt, may his missus and mistresses bear him more sons.

humans ruins everything

if humans are so bad you may as well just commit unagi

*dabs on the virgin atheists

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>ya bum dosser
>you big stiff idiot
>put me in space I'd own the place
God bless this nigga I need to start working his sayings into my vocabulary

MUH RELIGION IS CANCER MEME

Fuck off Hans. The fact that old religious institutions are falling on their inherent corruption, does not change the (also) fact that religion was and still is the basis of western civilization. You can thank christianity for all the perks of your welfare state, and you dan doubly thank God for the people that made it possible.

I end my case, your honor.

Schwarz = SP
Furey = me

Redpilled as fuck

not me

Cringe

Soulless post

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Dog

How many plumbers?

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Boxers and mixed martial artists thanking God always gets to me

Bug person

Redpilled, but also cringy and fedorapilled

>Gay and bluepilled opinion
>Germastan

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I'd rather become an edgelord nu-pagan than fall for the spiel of southern shithole religions of the abrahamic variety. Fuck the pope, rape Luther's corpse, nuke Mecca and turn Jerusalem into Auschwitz 2.0. Nothing of value would be lost.

>DUDE JUST KILL EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING AGAIN BRUH!!!

God I hate you German cucks so fucking much

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>*tips kippa*
m'goy

That mindset is working really well for you in Degenermany

Both islam and Christianity are fine. Strong Relgions makes the world more interesting

It would, if more people actually thought like him. Instead "conservatives" use christian values to push socialism.

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>Germans complaining about Socialism

Kek

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>this triggers Yea Forums

Yeah mate, I'm sure Hitler of all people was envisioning free housing for criminal north Africans and state funded child support for children living in Romania.

No but the ideology they followed lead to that. Also Hitler was a fan of the muzzies. So who knows?

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no because that was despite Christianity not because of it . The whole world was full of pedophiles and wars so every single building should be empty by now going with that logic, especially mosques.. which are filling up just now

I agree with you my brother. Unfortunately, the religious propaganda has seeped too deeply into Yea Forums culture.

Hahaha what the fuck? The allies made sure to destroy German identity and national-socialist ideology to the very bone. Whatever cell spawned the cancer that is our current society it sure as hell felt more at home in an American congress than in an NSDAP Reichsparteitag.

Who does the loser thank? Satan?

You are gay and bluepilled

Orthodoxy > Mainline Proddies >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cathaholics > Evangelical Proddies

> he rates prots
Into the trash it goes. The waspy Brit prots and gay boomer prots of America are all sucking the Jewish cock and enacting globohomo in the name of our greatest ally.

Ah yes because Catholics with their main leader proclaiming that atheists go to heaven, we must accept all migrants and refugees are clearly anti-globohomo.
There are faggy Catholics and faggy prods. The difference is that prods are decentralized, so one gay leader can only affect so much. Meanwhile catholicucks have a single point of failure, and they’re reaping the rewards of that right now.

It's based. However, he would get taken down and submitted by Henry Cejudo.

>The German (inventors of Protestantism and therefore destroyers of Western Civilisation) think that Christianity is a cancer
IMAJUN MOI SHOCK

>my way of worshipping a like on a stick is better than your way of worshipping a kike on a stick
All Abrahamic religions are Jewish tricks

>says Israel's lapdog
lol

Yes
Because of (((JUDEO-CHRISTIAN))) “values”

>literally created Israel
You got a license for that convenient omission?

There is no such thing as "Judeo-Chistian". The "Judeo" part literally killed the "Christ" part. They are inherently mutually exclusive and inherently incompatible. You live in a jewish nation.

There is more than one country represented by this flag. Where I'm from, we paint anti-Israel murals and actively provide weapons and training to Palestinians fighting the jews in Israel.

Hungarian priests are not saying that at all and we are a catholic country. Pull your head out of your ass and listen to what the Pope says not what shekelstein twists his words into.

>Religion is stupidXD
cringe and turkpilled

>wins
>first of all I'd like to thank my Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ
>loses
>...
???

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We had a deal Jesus...

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Insulting Christianity because of some of the Church's mistakes, some of the mistakes of imperfect men is such a lackey thing to do. It's like being upset that your father isn't this god you think he is when you're young. Grow up and recognise that your father isn't perfect but he still deserves your honour as a father.

I don't insult Christianity, I just know a lot about it unlike you, including it's history, so I'm pretty much certain it's absolute bullshit like any religion.
It's highly debatable whether Jesus even existed (one described in Gospels certainly didn't).
Religion is an archaic way of answering fundamental questions. I never understood why someone on Yea Forums would get upset because someone tells hard truth. I mean, I understand it, but it's so futile.
Use this website as a place where you can anonymously discuss stuff. Don't use it as a replacement for real life.

lmao this is the retarded mountnigger I was talking some days ago. You know much less you think you do, lad.

You were talking, but you never really offered any arguments to refute my points.
I'm not trying to act superior but I can't help you when you just refuse to read shit.

>i found some inconsistencies in the Bible which is supposed to be interpreted not taken absolutely literally, therefore it's bullshit
congrats for your 'hard truth' which is nothing but ignorant pedantism
>Use this website as a place where you can anonymously discuss stuff. Don't use it as a replacement for real life.
did he post selfies while he was explaining himself or what was inanonymous about it? your whole post feels like it was written by a 12 year old in a debate class

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You refuse to read Josephus, Tacitus and the Talmud.

>It's highly debatable whether Jesus even existed
It is actually almost universally agreed upon that He did exist, as we have multiple non-Christian sources that reference him, including one of Rome's most noted historians. You are objectively wrong.

Unironically true

I didn't find ''some'' inconsistencies.
There's literally no record of this miracle worker whose work was witnessed by tens of thousands and who met a panoply of highly important persons in Judea.
Gospels clearly aren't written by contemporaries.
>did he post selfies
No, what I implied is that you're turning this website into some echo-chamber for your retarded political views, pretending you're doing something with your life because you're shitposting on anime website. It's ridiculous. You're clearly discussing in bad faith.
>Josephus
I told you, forgery. First appears in 4th century. Christian writers before 4th century never reference this highly important passages in his work, as if the placement and wording of those two passages wasn't weird enough.
>Tacitus
...merely wrote what Christians believed. In 2nd century. He wasn't a contemporary of Jesus.
>Talmud
IIRC first mention of Jesus in Talmud is 6th or 7th century, and Talmud is a load of bullshit anyway.

You are not european, fucking mutt

>as we have multiple non-Christian sources that reference him
Read my post concerning that. We actually don't. We don't have a single contemporary non-Christian source about Jesus.

First such reference is above mentioned Josephus, but it's highly (read: almost certainly) probable it's a later Christian forgery.

YOU are objectively wrong.
By the way 1st century is actually the most documented period of ancient history, in terms of available works from that period. We have various writers who concerned themselves with that region. Not a single one mentions this miracle worker. How do you reconcile that?

How do you imagine everyone missed this guy who kept doing wonders, was cheered on by whole Jerusalem, whose death and resurrection caused two earthquakes and an eclipse, and, I emphasize, FORTY JEWISH SAINTS RISING FROM THEIR GRAVE AND WALKING AROUND JERUSALEM.

>let me tell you what's evidence or not
Surely you're the definer of the consensus what legit historians wrote or not. We're going back to square one.

>We actually don't
Oh no, this monkey is broken.

Have an upboat my tranny friendo

>clearly arguing in bad faith
oh am I LMAO, and what are you doing idiot, trying to control what is anonymously talked about on an ANONYMOUS imageboard and reasoning for it by saying we aren't doing it anonymously. your hypocrisy is astounding. seek help

Did he dive?

>legit historians
Don't use that argument. These ''legit historians'' who deal with this subject and conform to your views are almost always Christians, some of them clergy.

There's loads of other historians who disagree with their views.

But I'm not invoking their authority, I'm literally giving you fucking facts. Read Josephus passages yourself.

First one is clearly out of place considering preceding and following text.

Second one doesn't even deal the same Jesus. It's some other Jesus, son of Damneus, who was high priest. ''Christ'' part is clearly another forgery.

And I stress again: even though Josephus was widely read in antiquity, not a single Christian writer mentions him before 4th century. That alone is weird as fuck.

So you just refuse to read what I wrote? Cool.

>giving facts by taking the Bible literally even though it's not meant to be taken literally
your entire argument is built on a mistake you retard

I mean, you could point out those contemporary writers who speak about Jesus and destroy my argument. You won't find any though, and you probably couldn't so only thing you can do is pathetically insult me, proving that you aren't even a real Christian, you're just another LARPer like every retarded faggot on this board.

Josephus was a jew, m9. The only argument you have against him is >m-muh forgery. All the things you mentioned in the Bible that in your view sounds absurd only makes a stronger case for why Christianity rose.

And yet another LARPing faggot who doesn't know shit about ''his'' religion.
Gospels are meant to be taken literally. They are literally an account of his life, and they are held to be absolutely true by every fucking church today, ignoring some irrelevant sects. Which is quite funny since they contradict each other, but whatever.

What you're implying is a blasphemy.

There were 4 contemporary dudes who related it. Obviously, they became Christians.

Maybe the negro is right. Let's have a look at the scholars who believe that the Josephus work is a Christian forgery.
>A comparative argument made against the authenticity of the James passage by scholars such as (((Tessa Rajak))) is that the passage has a negative tone regarding the High Priest Ananus, presenting him as impulsive while in the Jewish Wars Josephus presents a positive view of Ananus and portrays him as prudent
>Scholars such as Claudia (((Setzer))) have noted the differences between the rationale for the death of John the Baptist presented by Josephus, and the theological variations (e.g. whether immersion in water can result in the forgiveness of sins, etc.) and the New Testament accounts.[99] However, these differences are usually seen as indications of the lack of tampering, given that an interpolator would have made the accounts similar.[100]
>Claire (((Rothschild))) has stated that the absence of Christian interpolations in the Josephus passage on John the Baptist can not by itself be used as an argument for its authenticity, but is merely an indication of the lack of tampering.
>Louis (((Feldman))) has stated that in the period from 1937 to 1980 at least 87 articles had appeared on the topic, the overwhelming majority of which questioned the total or partial authenticity of the Testimonium.
>Paul L. (((Maier)))
>(((G.A. Wells)))
Really makes one think, doesn't it?

>contemporary writers who speak about Jesus
>The most read book in the world is a book speaking about Jesus called the Bible

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wrong.

Good job making a post that doesn't actually deal with my argument.
>m-muh forgery
I'm literally telling you to read Josephus yourself, you can easily find it online. How do you explain that not a single Christian writer mentioned Josephus before 4th century, and some of them were quite desperate for historical evidence about Jesus?

Why do every fucking athlete has to thank their imaginary friend that they won in child's game?

>you're not Christian because you insulted me in response to me repeatedly lying in your face and insulting you
maybe Jesus Christ could stand your arrogant, mouthbreathing twisting of facts without calling you a retard, but Christians aren't Jesus, we're just trying to be so we make mistakes like telling you to fuck off with your hypocritical lies

>they were desperate
I think they weren't because they knew it was truth. Their tradition came directly from a witness of Christ's miracle, so there was no need for that.

Ex-Catholic here, I gave up going to church and donating my time and money to this witchcraft. I converted to Buddhism which is at least founded by an actual intellectual rather than a con artist.

>all these free you's

>Not a single Christian writer mentions Josephus before the 4th century
Origen of Alexandria references Josephus in the third century in his Commentary on Matthew.

> And to so great a reputation among the people for righteousness did this James rise, that Flavius Josephus, who wrote the “Antiquities of the Jews” in twenty books, when wishing to exhibit the cause why the people suffered so great misfortunes that even the temple was razed to the ground, said, that these things happened to them in accordance with the wrath of God in consequence of the things which they had dared to do against James the brother of Jesus who is called Christ

They weren't contemporaries though. First one is Mark, and Mark clearly doesn't know basic shit about Judea, making comical mistakes, and it's clearly written after Paul (church accepts this by the way), and most probably after the sack of Jerusalem.
>some Jews hold those beliefs
Well, that settles it, if some Jew believes something then it's automatically false. Nice world you're living in.
You aren't trying to be anything like Jesus though, you're some LARPing shithead who probably never even entered a church in his life.
This is quite tiresome, you just refuse to explain all the inconsistencies I point out.
I thought this might be an interesting discussion, and unlike these two /pol/tards you're trying, but yeah, this is pointless.

You're literally and objectively wrong about every little thing you've said. There's no discussion to be had. You're just simply incorrect and seconds of research proves it.

>devil trips
>more lies
poetic, I'm sure youre the best judge on whether someone's trying to be like Jesus or not with the whole not even believing he existed meme

You didn't point any inconsistency. You're just trying to make us have faith in your snowflake history.
You distort the intentions just like you're talking about Mark's case. Mark was a disciple of Peter and reported what he said to him. Like I said in that other thread, it doesn't matter if they mistook dates, places or the order of events. In fact, that solidifies even more their account because they're talking about the same events but on different ways, just like real witnesses do.

Why did you omit the rest of passage, where Origen points out that Josephus ''didn't believe in Jesus''?

As I said, you're a dishonest cunt. Origen is talking about second reference (the one about Jesus, son of Damneus), that one isn't a forgery, except the ''Christ'' part.

Origen doesn't mention first part (which is fully a forgery). That's literally an evidence against you, you dumb cunt.

>different ways
Yeah like going north to a city that's south, or crossing the river to end up on the wrong bank, or Jesus exorcising demons from a man, sending them into pigs, and pigs jumping into ''sea'' which is only like 30 miles away from that location.

Totally reliable account right there.

>Didn't believe in Jesus
You mean where he points out that Josephus was a Jew and not a Christian and so he didn't believe that Jesus was the Messiah despite acknowledging that Jesus was a real human being? Because that was addressed already and you'd been embarrassed thoroughly enough, I figured. I appreciate you going ahead and humiliating yourself once more for us all. The James that Josephus refers to is Jesus' brother. Jesus, son Damneus was given the role of High-Priest after the previous High-Priest executed James, brother of Jesus Christ.

Again, I appreciate you demonstrating your utter lack of knowledge on this subject. It really did make things easier for the rest of us.

imagine how stupid you actually have to be to believe in god lmaom

>...merely wrote what Christians believed. In 2nd century. He wasn't a contemporary of Jesus.
>There's no record of Christ but he was already established in the 2nd century
Interesting take

You still ignore that's all about second passage. Origen doesn't mention first passage where Josephus is literally waxing lyrical about Jesus.

Like I said, he was reporting what Peter was telling him. Matthew and Luke talk about the same event.

>ignores all the shit I said and just repeats himself
I love when someone gets completely BTFO and ends up doing this. Cracks me up every time.

>he gave up one scam for another

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>religion

only good post ITT

Tyson Fury is the greatest American boxer of all time

redpilled but cringe

*Ahem*

I COULD STAY AWAKE JUST TO HEAR YOU BREATHINGGGGG
WATCH YOU SMILE WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPINGGGGG
WHILE YOU ARE FAR AWAY DREAMINGGGGGG
I COULD SPEND MY LIFE IN THIS SWEEEEET SURREEENDERRR
I COULD STAY LOST IN THIS MOMENT FOREVERRRRR
EVERY MOMENT SPENT WITH YOUUUU IS A MOMENT I TREASUREEEEE
FOREVER AND EVER AND I

I DON'T WANT TO CLOSE MY EYESSSS
I DON'T WANT TO FALL ASLEEEEEP
'CAUSE I LOVE YOU BABYYYYY
AND I DON'T WANT TO MISS A THINGGGGGGG

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His voice was uncomfortably good.

>loses

someone tell him

youtu.be/opuBpkmO1g4

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Unironically the most based athlete in the world

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I
LIVE
IN
AMERICA

Atheists BTFO

Muslims love Jesus though, he's 3rd in their power rankings.

i'd like to listen to this rant

the church here calls for the unlimited import of Muslims and everyone who doesnt think the same isnt a real Christian. Thats why the churches are empty

Cringed but redpilled

Damn

BASED. God fearing men will always prevail.

yes, hate faggots

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The term 'People's Champ' has never been more applicable.

Based

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utterly basado

The original video was 12-15 minutes long and the most redpilled video you will ever see on youtube, ofcourse (((youtube))) took it down, shame i didn't download it.
Here's a shorter version reuploaded by someone else, not sure if it has the jews segment in it.
youtube.com/watch?v=exDkugn3PgU

>“Everyone just do what you can, listen to the Government, follow everybody like sheep, be brainwashed by all the Zionist, Jewish people who own all the banks, all the papers all the TV stations. Be brainwashed by them all. You’re all going to heaven - oh, sorry, there isn’t a heaven in a modern day world. So just crack on."

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Lads send sportsviewlondon a message on their website demanding they make available the full tyson fury interview that's 15 minutes long about jews, zionism, banks, trannies, dolls and other topics. This is the original link that's now unavailable > youtube.com/watch?v=wG0LphY01Iw

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“We live in ancient times where we don’t like women to be whores, opening legs to every Tom, Dick and Harry. We don’t s**g men. We don’t s**g kids. So, if that’s draconian then yeah, I suppose I like being a draconian. They should call me Dracula Fury shouldn’t they.“

I started jury service today, first time I did it and they ask you if you want to substitute the bible for another holy book or affirm. Should have seen the neckbeards race to the usher because they wanted everyone to know they were atheist. I'm not Christian but did it on the bible because who actually gives a fuck.

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BASED

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Now that the dust has settled, was it based and redpilled?
youtu.be/qVewhrlMYKY

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I was thinking of ironically becoming a devout christian, that way I can be better than others

>tfw no 10/10 irish slag to seed my mutt irish genes with

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based and gnosticismpilled

>hey goyim check out this cool new religion we made
>its called it christianity
>see here in the bible it says "jews are gods chosen people" and "israel belongs to the jews"
>now give us control of your banks and media or you're racist

christianity is the ultimate jewish conspiracy

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Utterly based