/cric/ - West Indies v Bangladesh

ooooo i miss you(cricket) more than anything

Yesterday was epic

pretty shit game yesterday desu

fell asleep watching some boring game yesterday

A girl I like moved away lads not feeling great

chase after her

plenty of fish in the sea lad

pretty conflicting replies there

Learn to love yourself before falling for another

objectively this

Oi lads, can somebody post the I know everything about cricket copypasta

Sorry mate I don't have it

I know everything about cricket, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the grounds, countries and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on Yea Forums but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of cricket facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow Yea Forumsartans, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /cric/ on Yea Forums for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT Australia, Sydney, cricket and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of sports posts on Yea Forums, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about cricket, Olympics, any Australian generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some WoW

Thanks lad

is India gonna win it all lads?

haloooo

in all honesty i actually am responsible for 90% of cricket posts in /cric/

haloooo combat evolved

Cocksucker sebbo deleted all cric threads of yesterday because pakis lost.
Fuck you inbred faggot.

Either that or you and your curry blow-in mates were shitposting curry /pol/ garbage non-stop which angered based janny.

Beautiful night here lads

reckon it was just the euro soccer shits making 100000000000000000000 threads whenever someone wipes their nose

tipping pakistan to win every game from here and new zealand to lose every one and pakis make it to the semis and blow everyone away in spectacular fashion and when its them against india in the final it ends up a completely one sided contest and pakistan claims glorious victory

jannies here are trannies

yeah all you have to do is look at the archive for the last thread that got 404'd. it had become manual scavenging, the thread.

90% by mass, certainly.

stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/cricket-world-cup/113549593/cricket-world-cup-steve-waugh-reckons-black-caps-are-a-shooin-to-make-semifinals

hmm anyone else getting connection errors when posting images?

TIL it’s shoo-in and NOT shoe-in

i think they mean shoe in as in shoe in ass as in we're getting kicked out of the tournament

Shoo-in as in put your cricket shoes in their carry case because you're heading home

Tipping today's game to be rained out as I have the night off work.

>working at night
>working at all

>broke my favourite mug
FUCK it

>blow-ins gone
>curries gone
>cazzies gone
>based regulars return
real BSANZAC hours lads

this post will destroy incels

there is no reason NOT to fuck as many people as you please to. morality, demurity, chastity, virginity are all spooks. be smart and you won't get an std or unwanted pregnancy. there's literally no consequence. if you want a few extra years to slut around before getting a husband just keep in shape and take care of your skin. the majority of women are obese trash who age themselves 10+ years. a well kept 30 year old looks better than an absolute slob 22 year old. by the time he learns your real age he'll already be hooked and it won't matter. "ah baby you're perfect, god you're so hot and fuck so good, but this number on this piece of paper is too high so I'm afraid I have to leave you and be single, bitter, and miserably lonely for another 5 years, by which time i'll be fat and balding and no woman will want me." yeah, nah.

further. i've fucked tons of married men and their wives quite obviously don't know jack shit. you can cheat on your partner very easily. again, have safe sex, no stds or pregnancies, and there is no possible consequence.

men only know your "number" if you tell them.

reminder that if men were as desired as women, they'd be even bigger sluts than we are. anyone saying female promiscuity is "bad" is bitter grapes personified. if you COULD fuck, you would. the term is "incel" not "volcel." if incels could become chad tomorrow and fuck 1000 people they would in a heartbeat.

>m-muh roast

there's no difference taking one dick 200 times or 200 dicks one time, or even a dildo 200 times. either way, that's not how anything works, you retarded incel mongrels. my pussy is picture perfect.

lol they're playing underwater, that's silly.

get a new one m8

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Daily reminder why Zachy's an incel

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hate cazzie currrys

is this the /cric/ whatsapp?

OOF unluggy uce

yeah here's an invite

*farts*

Damn, that's fucking cool.

umm...

when's ur birthday, I'll get you one

April 13

and I'll need your address to send it

311 Gowan Road, Sunnybank Hills, Brisbane Qld.

and a timestamped picture of your hand to make sure you're not a curry

I'm a wog though so it'll still be brown

cant stand racism

post it

This looks like it would be shit to wash, but I still want it

Can I just write it on my leg, or it needs to be hands?

>no seething kiwi in India Paki thread
Cunt literally bailed after copping shit from everyone.
was based af until the brits started waking up and then some weird aggro poos started posting as well.
You back cranky pants?

what's wrong with your hands

well it can't be on your dick: you'd run out of space

Just easier on the leg.

Gujjews run the subcontinent.

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whatever pleases you

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1560753267951.webm

BIT going on here.

despise sebbo ngl

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abc.net.au/news/2019-06-16/incels-plastic-surgery-for-face-improvement-misogyny-remains/11205336
they're onto us lads

weird and gay
no mug for you.

reckon he didn't want to do hands because he's got nail polish on there

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Tease.

ok, one more chance
thoughts on sebbo?

Love you bro. Looking good

We best not get autosaged again lads that was grim

/cric/ and autosage go hand-in-hand, my fresh-faced friend

I think he's a try hard. I wouldn't say I hate the bloke, but he's definitely embarrassing. He only posts in /cric/ because he's too much of a loser to fit in with other north Americans in /hoc/ or /nba/ or wherever. The threads instantly go down hill when he is around and he keeps deleting my posts and submitting ban requests against me. I'm not angry about it though. I just feel he needs to improve his life by joining a social sport team or something, so he won't be so bitter online.

I'll get you the mug

always get confused when you talk about sebbo. are you joining all american posters into one or is there a specific sebbo you’re talking about

Thanks mate.

just need your facey profile so I can verify your birthday

Yeah mate ama

>seething kiwi is one identifiable poster
just how thick are you

Somebody doesn't miss leg day. Looking good mate.

>some poof posts his shaved leg
Dire

you 'mirin brah?

Ivan Kricancic

Very aesthetic computer setup and on point cable management. Only poofs do this. You should see my cables mate, they're fucking everywhere and the cat keeps tripping on them

/hoc/

Not a fan of this headline

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>based ivan
doesn't show your bday m8

Ivan has his life together and definitely has more sex and higher income than you

>Not a fan of this headline
What about this bunda?

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The missus did the cable management for me. But yeah, I set up the PC.

I didn't think Facebook shows that info. I don't really use it. I'm on snapchat more.

Only poofs do this

got a bit of a mancrush on ivan ngl

too many curries last night
had to abandon /cric/

Statspoof

there was a real sebbo at one point
after awhile he stopped using his trip, at which point all americans were called sebbo
also someone figured that accusing him of being a janny like they do with the tripfag in /hoc/ would accomplish something

Yeah was grim. didn't watch that shitty game either

cricket

Grim.

Hope it rains tomorrow so we don't get exposed as frauds. Just need enough points to make the semis then I don't care what happens.

when are the kiwiposters leaving? thanks

>6/10
Not bad

Just woke up. Time to settle in for my 12 hour shift on /cric/

Kiwis are based and here to stay.

>its a josh feels threatened and gets angry at NZ episode
not a fan of this one

remember that time a kiwi mosque got shot up and /cric/ came crying to /hoc/?

mobile.twitter.com/msarimakhtar/status/1140202313824526336

>beeeeeep
what a fucking racket

Mum and dad went to a show and dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's.

Is that his cric outfit, because its the same one he had on to the aus-pak game

did you kick and scream and say "please don't go"

Yeah. Had to eat my dinner there. Mashed potatoes and stuff like that.

>Nirvana? No thanks.

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could you chew your meat?

>No, I don't listen to Nirvana. How could you tell?

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Asian gf.

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>yes, I have an Asian gf. How could you tell?

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I'm so tired I can't sleep.

Your at the club chillin with your wicky and someone smacks his ass.

What do?

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wonder how I became a curry.

>tfw CLE deadline is at the end of the month
>tfw have two weddings before the end of the month
it's go time lads.

Reporting

I like all our cricketers but I really hope we don't open with munro anymore and that timmy stays away.

what's munro even for? guppy can score quickly and I trust nicholls to play aggressively in a partnership with run a ball man if we need him to. this is probably our best odi squad ever and I feel like people are giving us the dark horse meme when we can actually field one of the best XI's in cricket.

>237*
>nicholls
>bane
>rossco
>manlet
>neesh/munro
>de grand homme uuuu
>satner
>henry
>lockie
>boult

our middle order being so fragile is one of our biggest weaknesses so why do we put a walking wicket out to open when top order partnerships are what will win us matches?

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BangBros vs Blacked

Who will win?

>anime
didn't read any of it.
kys

BangBros>>Blacked

For me, it's porn that doesn't feel over produced and tacky.

ooo...very sad! for Bangladesh

seething

yt absolutely BTFO

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/afl/ please leave.

No

black fella

white fella

Based
youtube.com/watch?v=yxz7CYkQltE

>white man wouldn't understand sportsmanship

OFFICIAL /cric/KET POWER RANKINGS
1. BSKs
2. Pozzies
3. Poms

POWER METAL GAP

90. /hoc/
91. Commonwealth namefags
92. Curries
93. Curry expats

POWER GAP

9000. Septics
9001. Anime posters

POWER GAP

90000. Sebbesity

yeah, in ascending order more like

so true

top 2, nice

well done m8

too kind

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Love Zachy
Love Shitspouter
Love Joshy
Love Rajipooter
Love the Reporter
Love Statsy
Love Statsclone
Love Lawncunt
Love Daniel
Love Little Daniel
Love Goosey
Love Prossielad
Love Ruruposter
Love Seething Curry
Love Seething Kiwi
Love Seething Saffa
Love Wankush
Love Dermo
Love Sailcunt
Love SkateNEET
Love Gatecunt
Love B3K
Love Threadcunt
Love Fat Hump Gay
Love Saxon
Love Trinibro
Love cricket

Fucking HATE Sebbo.

pretty straightforward.

Lads where did I go wrong? She hasn't replied in like 2 days.

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thinking this is the post

yup, this is the one

just bee urself m8

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>3 of these are me
kek

You should have been more honest with your feelings.

my /cric/ brotherhood

Knew this pedo couldn't keep his word about staying out of cric once the footy season starts. Pathetic.

>i have a bf
kek nice cope femcel

the incel pedo richo

imagine having a shoddy memory

You don't need to imagine.

unironically like this song

anyone got the vocaroo link of richo saying to delete that fucking post or he'll bash your head in?

Yeah I have it.

Don't you know how numbers work you dumb fat faggot

Not all of us suck stem cells out of baby cocks like you

Reckon I might back Bangas

windies overdue for a big exposé

here m8

vocaroo.com/i/s1PIwvQ5FIDX

you might be thinking of a different one haha

I beg your pardon, got it mixed up with one the missus sent me

BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

found it
vocaroo.com/i/s16wU2hIPBi0

the most depressing thing about this thread is that you >occasionally have to endure circlejerking of ugly goons who have no personality and are known for nothing other than being autistic enough to namefag, but not decent enough to do it with a trip. I don't care who daniel is, or josh or that british guy who looks like he uses his living room floor as an ashtray. the absolute state of this thread.

BASED thanks mate

Kek

Don't mind me just a british poster reporting in haha

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>you're point being
shame m8, she was the one

are you that british guy who looks like he uses his living room floor as an ashtray?

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Love you too lad

t. Paki

bit gay, but I'll allow it.

He looks like Ngidi

No I don't even smoke and I'm certainly not a 'personality'

threadly reminder that hating sebbo only makes him stronger

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please don't use it as an insult

t. Daniel

tendies 2bh.

Looks like a black tiger woods

get fucked fat faggot

where's the bloke who fell in love with the prossie? He still around?

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prossielad?
AIDS apparently.

>australia is 40-49%
none of my mates were cut, think only one kid in my entire class was cut from what i recall from showering after surf life saving

thinking of starting a gimmick so I can be recognisable, don't know exactly what to do though

munted desu

i've got all my penis.

cant tell if i liked last nights threads or not

call yourself Josh and we'll tell you to fuck up

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I had a look.
grim and cringey spring to mind

haha thanks mate, never stop being you

Some idiot invited /int/

try not posting like a fuckwit, you'll really stand out

>well dressed
>good relationship with his mum
>mum proud of him
>exquisite taste in movies
>tall
>10/10 sister
>extremely well read, has an informed opinion about everything
>popular member of several communities
>so loved that people are awed simply being seeing him buy an inflatable pool
>solid frame, could knock anyone from any other Yea Forums community out in one punch

meanwhile sebbo:
clips.twitch.tv/TalentedPowerfulWitchRuleFive

Pick a good batsman from BK Super Smash la

>South Korea
Puzzled

>Literally zero teams have chased even 250 all tournament
>Dude, let's always bowl first lmao

Fully sepponised. Christianity's the largest religion there too

south korean foreskins are a lucrative cosmetic product m8

Just made myself a trip. Thoughts lads?

Just bowl them out for

Anyone remember that thread on New Years (forgot if it was this year or last) where the bloke showed his Thai gf the thread? She felt sorry for us IIRC

Zerobese m8 you here?

I played cricket for switzerland under-11s in 2011 AMA.

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why did you stop mate? switzerland is yearning for a cricket resurgence.

Yeah I remember. It was last year btw.

>Why yes I did know that Red is the superior album to In The Court of King Crimson, how did you know?

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He is kill

Nice one sis, looking forward to seeing what you bring to the table.

M is a pretty based letter desu

>what do you mean japanese music bro? i only listen to good stuff like drake

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Green day - American idiot

sounds like a pom doing a bad Aussie

>under-11s in 2011

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these posts are fucking dweeby

a lot of people from melbourne sound like this

he's from brisbane

eyy fellow punk
youtu.be/a1BS7XnEZqc

Sounds like a New South Welshman

t. absolute trash taste in music

What happens if it rains during the finals?

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is he feeling confident?

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I mean the shitty meme you're posting over and over you fucking sad little dweeb

Tournament restarts

They give the trophy to New Zealand.

Tasmanian.

vocaroo.com/i/s0mesJEAkIan

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>under 11
>in 2011
MODS

Thoughts?

Haha I made this. neat.

93523562
you don't convince me

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What happens if it rains during Christmas?

Baaaangladeshhhh

A milli a milli a milli a milli a milli

who was in the wrong here?

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You say Justin Bieber-I say ACDC

You say Miley Cyrus-I say Led Zepplin

You say T-Pain-I say Slipknot

You say Flowers-I say?? Metallica

You say Pink-I say Iron Maiden

You? say Hip Hop-i say? shut the ---- up

You say Pop-I scream Heavy Metal!!

You say? hanah montana-i ------- punch you in the face

92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy? and paste this message to another 5? videos. DON'T? LET? THE? SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!

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no one...
it is okay to be white

Just checked the conditions. Rain looms.

you post this - I say reddit

This is the post

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>You say T-Pain-I say Slipknot

Hey where is Tim Paine?

Based and Redpilled

predictions lad?

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Why can't England win any kind of world cup?

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hopefully pooicide

>poo peeland

i think the better question is why other nations even compete when it literally is always us that wins

"I really hate faggots" - Palestine Falou

because we are sad

they won the RWC once.

unironically love your work

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How are we so good when it's only our 3rd favourite sport?

What is the dominant religion of the West Indies?

lads how fucking BASED is the windies anthem
makes my breast fill with pride every time

gay

Jerk chicken

rastafarianism

willingness to cheat

bix nood

Buddhism.

Just laid a big stinky winky New Zealand in my poo poo porcelain lads

cricket looms

god i love this anthem

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bumbaclotism

Why are they snooping on his church and bullying him?

took a massive kane williamson just then

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

probably the cheating.

*rallies 'round the west indies*

Obsessed

business idea: the east indies

POOran

tendency towards bending the rules

Best anthem in this world cup

won't catch on

it is shakib bro

>22 replies

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For me, it's have a bat

Wes Tendies tttt

Is the West Indies even a real place? Are you allowed to just group a bunch of countries together? Can we just add New Zealand to our team?

hopefully Rajibul's father is a violent, cricket-obssessed alcoholic who will beat his son with an iron cord when the tendies inevitably win.

big night of cricket ahead of us, boys!

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Moved back to the uk, and I wasn't particularly good at cricket at the time.

England are grouped with wales too I guess

Why haven't you already?

Then no Australians would ever get to play

for me it's the subcontinental team (pakistan, india, and bangladesh)

@93523694
@93523727
fuck up josh

This is the post

based

brown XI vs white XI would be based

We managed go bowl out Liechtenstein for 114, so was a pretty easy game. I was pretty good for an 11 year old but stopped playing soon after so suck now.

Went 16 not out from batting 4th.

*desperately tries to banter with the lads*

bit rude mate. were you molested by your parents as a kid or something? you don't seem to know how to behave in social situations.

Do you think anyone would get mad if we annexed New Zealand?

MAIDEN!!! We have already won!!

SCORE SOME FACKING RUNS

Gayle getting exposed hard this tournament lads

ok this is epic

>Dre Russ

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How was /cric/ yesterday?

He's fucking 39

filled with curries as you would expect

Who else would the tendies pick over him though

Trash with /int/ brainlets

Gayle always starts with a maiden for good luck cassies

Lots of slags being posted and the paki posters were quite submissive, Australians carried the threads hard as per usual.

hopefully Rajibul's uncle was a drug-crazed pedophile who repeatedly raped Rajibul as a boy while babysitting.

we had 10 threads for the game, most have 90 ips and were were filled with indians and pakis.

lmao pathetic

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you're 39.

thread was only good because of the australian posters desu

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@93523778
keep seething you 120kg fat cunt neet

currently rallying around the west indies lads

BASED

fuck up josh

>0 (10)

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Santería

>0(11)
why is gayle not in the test squad anymore?

Bit windy haha

this isn't really any way to talk to someone. i can only imagine you have plucked this number of 120kg from your own life and are projecting it onto others. otherwise it would be quite astonishing to be able to guess how much an anonymous stranger on the internet weighs.

Gayle has given up.

really think windies need to up the run rate here lads

@93523813
lose weight

Bangladesh are absolutely elite and shall expose pozztralia

You guys call us fat all the time though

>poois

that's because its a given sebbo
clips.twitch.tv/TalentedPowerfulWitchRuleFive

they are absolutely average and wont beat any of the better teams

just figured out something about this game lads

took me a few moments but if you look carefully you'll see the batsmen havent scored many runs

i'm assuming this is advice that you need to follow and are trying to project it onto others. i am seeing a pattern here with you.

because you're actually very fat.

>all this moaning about windies not scoring runs
they've got the bangladeshis right where they want them.

yeah convinced the west indies will be on the lookout for runs here

Is Bangladesh cool or are they M*sl*ms like Bakistan?

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@93523837
cope with your weight

they are most certainly not cool.

GONE

GOTTEM

GAYLE BTFOOOOOOOO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>GAYLE
KEK
>GAYLE
KEK
>GAYLE
KEK
>GAYLE
KEK
>GAYLE
KEK
>GAYLE
KEK
>GAYLE
KEK
>GAYLE
KEK

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

dirt-poor brown Muslim manlets.
sound cool?

exactly, in a minute Gayle will biff a few boundaries and then get out

this is referencing the 2002 film Cool Runnings.

GAYle

>0 (13)
>0 (13)
>0 (13)
>0 (13)

KEK GAYLE HAS COMPLETELY GIVEN UP

Redpill on the Afghan with the Netherlands flags

kek
Kek
KEK
K E K

Time to retire old man

having a delicious chicken vindaloo with garlic naan lads

POOLAPSE
O
O
L
A
P
S
E

Bangbros>>BLACKED

More like Chris Fail.

I remember /cric/ cazzies saying tendies were gonna land in the semis kek

I just realised this isn't on TV, been watching this vet show waiting for it to start.

Lendl Simmons

projecting like this isn't going to help you.

i hope for your sake that you get the help that you desperately need.

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>90 runs at current run rate

Tiger ali is gonna fuck all of your wives

howling

joke's on you, my wife's dead.

ye the next game on gem is nz sa game.

>2002

reminder they beat us in the warmup

predicting all out for 103

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T BAT FIRST

APOLOGISE

ah yes, here's one of them now

t. did not watch any of windies' series this year

For me, it's have a bowl

Tiger ali doesn't care

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looking good mate

and here's another

England would be 50-0 by now.

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did you watch their series against england mate?
they also almost beat us - the tournament favourites

>he didn't deny it
cazzie

thanks

UUUUUH?

HAVE THE WEST INDIES LOST YET????? NO

in fact; THE GAME ISNT EVEN OVER YET

does windies realise this isn't a test match lol

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Don’t think they’re allowed that many batsmen.

Someone post the kermit's asshole thing.

Damn Why are you so offended?

I watched England shaft them in ODIs in WI yeah what of it

they also got thrashed by Bangladesh in the tri series

>13-ball duck
piss fayle

>when you've had too much to drink and the lads have to prop you up

lol might make a meme

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kek

>8-1 after 5 overs
just need to see the new ball off in the first session haha

windies just increased their total runs by 1/3rd lads

never seen this before

absolutely braindead before he hit the ground

KEK

nerve gas

there's still hope here for the west indies

Fucking lazy bangladeshi fag

I never noticed they have those heartrate things on their sleeves.

the key to cricket js to score runs while preserving wickets

kek

i'm curious, does your upside down broadcast actually swap the runs/wickets around on the overlay?

why don't the West Indies batsmen just keep hitting 4s

PJs was flat.

>dropped
KEK

Why is the circle on the Bangladeshi flag off-centre?

at the grounds lads, just started spitting

I would contend it is to take wickets while minimising runs

Wish that was Warner desu

nah

indian gf

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PHWOAR

can someone link me to a livestream im currently on this youtu.be/y96oIFz2vjM

wickets-runs
It's the proper way of doing it lad

big fan of having sex with this girl

you probably could indian women are obsessed with white people and want fairer kids

daddylive.live/channels/stream-10.php

>run rate under 3
yikes

BASED

bleedin' 'eck

>gem
>broadcast india v pak
>all aus games
>no windies v bang
smells racist lads.
shall be contacting gem as a concerned west indian new Australian

watching the cricket with my sister

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>new zealand
>white

should call it the walk rate, instead of the run rate lol

in her dreams.

love new australians
mi casa es tu casa x

Or Cronje

LOL nice

He hasn't been saying any SJW shit or hitting on insta sluts lately, bit worried.

brehs

might visit India lads

It’s just a shame Taylor has done so with what I think is her most bland, forgettable, uninteresting single I’ve ever heard of hers. And the less said about the political stand of “maybe people should be nice to each other”, the better. So safe and bland.

do the windies really not have a better option than an INJURED 39 year old chris gayle?

I see all the Indians vanished from this thread

Seems they only come out for India’s matches

What a bunch of casuals

reminder the girl in the picture is literally 1 in 1.3 billion.

Only want a gf until i have one now i can't stand the fat bitch

can't kill a corpse mate

Hansie was the true GOAT sa captain dont @ me

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true dat

so is every Indian mate what's your point

Not enjoying those stats, lad.

Such a great name.

looks like he would've murdered black people.

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had absolutely quite enough of mine
just too much of a coward to end it, I know she'll cry

I like Indians but I can't stomach having sex with one

>Opener Jason Roy will miss England's next two World Cup matches

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bit racist

Just like Azharuddin

>died 17 years ago

The fuck? I had no idea. Also are we the only country not to engage in match fixing?

should just bring in the coke fiend.

west indies are hanging onto Hope here

they're not as sexy as that one,

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F

your missus?

i'd let her nibble on my chapati if she lost a bit of weight

Fuck I love cricket lads

mate I just need to stick it in something it's gotten to that point

Here m8
Quite tired from yesterday's shitposting

>name
lojja diyen na bhai T_T

A prime Aravinda de Silva

fuggers are the sustenance of the common man
would

wait for a test series, you wont see a single indian post unless its the final day and theyre winning, in which case you might see one or two.

Will Gayle ever recover?

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For me, it's a prime Anderson Silva.

really wanna head to the gum but worried people will silently judge me cause I'm a tad pudgy desu

A spicy Paul Adams

Cuckfield gets the nod surely

surely

i miss him tb h. stoppde watching ufc all together after he snapped his leg and was never the same.

A prime Silvia Saint is the one for me

oops, meant gym haha

>run rate 3.2

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bit racist

He did it again in his most recent fight, sort of.

What's wrong with Gayle, is he unironically, a brainlet

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That Canonnier is a fucking hard cunt.

current mood: Kholi during CT 2017 final

the chads probably take photos of you and post them on insta
>check out this doughboy

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WALLOP

only insecure losers care about what others in the gym look like, just keep that in mind if you think anyone is judging you.

For me, its white girls

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more of a spinelet

>fish and chips
>WITH poison
>they THOUGHT it was VINEGAR
>but vinegar ISN'T ALWAYS VINEGAR

has ACA jumped the shark lads?

is this how you make memes in the EU now?

Love bums

every time I see a fatty at the gym I think they're based and wish them well

>bangalel fielding

white people are cool
i just wanna watch em fuck

NEW THREAD

flushing toilets

Mate, you just keep going, this is for you not them.
Youre there to get in better shape physically as well as mentally, think of it as a workout for your brain dealing with what you perceive others are thinking about you.
Believe it or not they probably respect you and there's nothing Chad about picking on some cunt trying to get fitter.
t.good surfer who burns cunts that hassle learners

hate the ones in the city, i wanna read their signs but hate making contact

41-1 in 65 balls, i'd say its pretty good

i have no desire for female interaction

I said fielding

in english please

yikes cringe

Business idea:
Build a time machine so we can can convince the Dutch empire to play cricket

prime Mike Adriano is our guy