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Fuck defense and fuck news edition.

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First for Atlanta

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Well at least you got the /mlb/ part correct this time.

>93513417
Shoo shoo reddit frog poster

*chokes*

>bruce larper

I;m thinking about thos Trees

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BASED

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t. team whose position pitchers do better than actual pitchers

Sorry about your DL though, that's shit luck. Braves have a shitty bullpen too though. If Atlanta had a halfway-good bullpen, they could easily be a contender for the WS, but as of now I don't see them winning the NLCS against the Dodgers.

How is the batters eye at Coors so simple, but so elite?

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If you went down there and just watched the game hiding inside those trees, would anyone notice?

>$330 million
>can't hustle
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Phillies need to start figuring out what starter(s) they can trade for without giving up Bohm.

Yee

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>Philthies
kek

Tloses kek tloses

>getting BTFO by the skankees

Holy shit it's fucking pouring you guys.

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White Sox have taken the majority of games with Yankees this season. Stop being casual trash.

are
>2.5
memes back? i haven’t used Yea Forums since like 2013 but i want you braves fans to continue the tradition

Encarnacion is hardly what the Yankees needed
He is DH and Stanton, who has had his season messed up by an injury so far, is supposed to be the everyday left fielder?
Bad move

He's gonna split time with Brett Gardner

Cashman is going to ship out Frazier.

My favorite team? Definitely Chicago

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Barves going to get assblasted by the Dodgers again come Post Season. NL East teams is a free pass to the championship round for other team leagues. Even a wildcard team would wreck whoever comes out top of the NL East

Rags lose, but Take the Series!

Happy Fathers Day, Reds!

youtube.com/watch?v=ZR5XGTpophI

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red socks ______ ya!

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>fedorioles

>asstros

the white sox have the most baste uniforms desu

Irritate

Baste

Based or cringe?

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>__ ______
>___

>Based or cringe?
Baste

>lone radiohead album for indie cred

Based solely for the wu-tang record.

Cringe HARD

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BLOOPER BTFO HARPER

reddit

>Uses the same gag he did with Machado earlier this year
Not only an unoriginal mascot that makes Homer look good, but also reusing jokes like a modern family guy episode too.

I need context

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Based.

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twitter.com/Phillies/status/1140304883242942465?s=09

holy reddit

He's going to reuse it on Trout too

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Blooper is 2nd best mascot in the mlb.

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Cubs Dodgers, only game going to be on tonight, so you're going to watch it.

Literally the Family Guy of Mascots. But can be worse, like having the Angels making a Rick and Morty tier Mascot who is an atheist turtle for shits and giggles.

noc-a-homa like chief wahoo dindu nothin wrong.

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Basado

>Takes the concept of the Phanatic, and the attitude of Orbit
>2nd best mascot in the MLB
The Barves triple A beaver mascot more creative than Blooper. Blooper at best is the 2nd best 2nd rate mascot.

Who would of thought he would be gone before the Redskins get SJW'd out of existence.

any updates on the above replacement level pitching to the blue jays situation?

>bruce larper is so upset he got dabbed on by a mascot he samefags on Yea Forums to save face

cringe

Too bad liberals are racists
>Based blooper triggering /mlb/ (You).
Who needs originality when you have memes

based brewgods win

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>ROOKIES

LMAO ROOKIES AT IT AGAIN

Anyone feel bad for Clint Frazier? Trade for him, barely give him the playing time he needs to get used to MLB pitching, then give him a pretty good amount after the 3rd year and now after an .855 OPS (and really good AVG with RISP) he's getting traded.

Will the Yankees regret this one in the future?

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he's an annoying zoomer

gun time

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LOS CHOKES DE COLORADO

>pebbles blow it again

>Braves have the Freeze
>their minor league affiliates have the Heat
>the Heat is a fat fuck that children can outrun

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Occasional reminder that the Kansas City Royals are winning the 2021 World Series and there is nothing you can do about it

Seethe harder bruce

Holy shit

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cubs fan here!

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I can't wait

based machaddy and the daddies cucking the cockies once again. go cusb too.

Enjoy never being over .500 again.

The new Commissioner is really PC-ing up the game, strong-arming the Indians to ditch Chief Wahoo and turning the Disabled List into the Injured List, a change no one was demanding.

Does a hit only count as a hit if you make base?

No. You can hit a single and get thrown out at second trying to stretch it into a double and it'll still be counted as a single.

cub daddy broship :)

1. doyers
2. barves
3. broors
4. cusb
5. pebbles
6. lillies
7. douchebags
8. methinals
9. dads
10. resd
11. mest
12. natinals
13. pierats
14. gints
.
.
.
15. marlels

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>cubs fan here!
Well hello there.

I'm moving to KC this fall. Anything I should know about the area, bros?

Just like last year, the Phillies have a decent record despite a run differential barely in the positives, while the Nationals are sucking up the place despite a positive run differential.

The Nats finished the season ahead of the Phillies.

Biggest blunder of the season: The Phillies not allowing the Braves to complete their trade with the Marlins for Realmuto. While sources vary on what pitcher they were haggling over when the Phillies swooped in and got him, everyone, including Braves beat writer Mark Bowman, seems to agree that Austin Riley was the centerpiece of the potential deal that never happened.

Riley has carried the Braves since Inciarte went down. I can't even imagine how much dire things might look for them now sans Riley and having, I don't know, Adam Duvall in left field. Riley is Rookie of the Year material and will probably be good for the Atlanta Braves for a long time.

>Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-Napoleon Bonaparte

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stanton and judge are both struggling to even make contact in the minors

yanks have such little confidence in stantion they sent him to A+ instead of AAA LOL

Yes, but the Phillies were still competitive late, I think they were even tied with the Braves in mid-August. The Nationals sucked all year and were sellers at last year's trade deadline.

daddies v gaywers is gonna be litty. machaddy bout to spank those cheesehead faggots.

>Barves fags beating their chest when everyone knows another playoff run will end with them getting swept by LA
kek
Enjoy your delusions

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And still, the Phillies collapsed like the choking dogs they are and the Nats passed them with half a line up and a bunch of call ups.

>rags making a cheeky run at the WC
what is this bizarro world

Least the collapse wasn't from fortnite this time around, and more so Mest style injury/real world drama

Keep rationalizing it. Whatever helps you sleep at night dude.

Holy cope

That's some mest/seattle level delusion right there sports fans

What would happen in the event of a Rangers/Dodgers World Series?

1994 part 2

this, his shoes mcgee shtick was retarded
and his "media out to get me" shtick was even more annoying
make the ASG and maybe you can pull those antics

philthies kek

Blooper's made 630 million off of Bryce this year

>rags

>showdown between back-to-back WS losers

>LA could become back-to-back-to-back WS losers

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a tie

In case you missed it

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The most oppressed franchise in the league...

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I'm wondering if it's an army of obnoxious faggots spamming barves crap or just one autistic obnoxious faggot spamming barves crap.

Fuck off, our team hasn't been good more than one year in a row since like the 1990's, let us have this moment.

And you've managed to become the most obnoxious mother fuckers on the whole board in just that short amount of time. Like cubs lifelong/mo'Lester level obnoxious. Congratulations. Now kindly fuck off.

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Dodgers take 3 of 4 from the cusb.

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>CUSB

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philthy fans worked into a seethe

he's just a slightly better white version of lastings milledge

KEK SCUBA KEK

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>cusb

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youtube.com/watch?v=0_C2HJvtRDY

i really hate this satania poster

Steak and potatoes tonight

It'll be different next time, satania assholes

OH I'M LAUGHIN'

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You are tasked to be the new GM and have to fix this steaming pile of fecal matter. What moves do you make? Only rule is you are stuck with Robinson Cano's albatross contract, but otherwise you can make whatever moves you want.

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Asshole just keeps punching down...fuck this guy

Based Satania poster.

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I just really enjoy basedball

Day of reckoning for satania posters coming soon

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Same fagging is fun until Acuna/Freeman get hurt Cutch style and will be on the sideline when the Dodger anally fist the Barves again in the post season.

What are your guys' NLCS and ALCS preductions?

Relocating them to Portland would be the first Idea in mind since only Jest fans like the Mest in NYC

Yankees vs Astros and Dodgers vs Brewers. Yankees win the world series 4-1 against the Dodgers. Cap this.

Wow, the Dodgers need to be bailed out by the umpires multiple times to beat a team like the Cubs.
LOL

The AL is going to booty blast you again.

To be fair, the cubs were the last NL team to win the World Series.

Is this the end of the legendary cubgers broship?

stay seething

Cusb got owned this weekend.

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Implying there ever was one in the first place. It's like the 2016 Democratic Convention in backstabbing between the two.

All they had to do was traderape someone when the world was under the impression Matt Harvey was good

yanksox broship!

Was it against the Cubs or the Astros in the playoffs against the Dodgers when an ump literally dove in front of a Kike game-winning double to keep the ball in the infield

I'm living in PHX. There's a million cusb bars but no dodgers bars. Any LA transplants know a spot.

inb4 go back to LA. I fucking wish.

They would have messed that up too

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Quality post

>scuba losing 3 of 4 to a dodgers team missing seager

"Leave the cusb to me"

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*hits .172 in the postseason*

Thanks user, i'm going to go watch it again in celebration.

That'll change. He just keeps getting better and better

Not when the cubs own ya in the postseason

I wouldn't be surprised if the White Sox cut Castillo before Alonso. He's one of the highest paid players and shows no motivation for it.
> -0.4 fWAR
>brought out to coach young pitching, pitchers do worse when he catches
>suspended for PEDs last season
>benched multiple times for not hustling
>all this while he's competing for a position with a legitimate ASG candidate and two of the organization's top prospects
Easy DFA, IMO

at least the cubinal broship stands tall through the hard times

they should focus on getting past the wildcard game first

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Fuck off we're full

Hey lifelong.

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You'll have to remind me which series was it where an out at the plate was turned into a run because mum baserunner could have gotten hurt.

>He only got good after the balls got juiced.
I'll wait for a legitimate player fairweather.

For me it's the Cubyals

le squatting cusb pitcher

his swing, excluding his starting posture, reminds me of clint frazier. exceptional bat speed.

Where my Cubyals brothers at?

I really hate you

Why do i always read satania as santaria?

Im gonna catch that sancho one of these days tho

Makin ya seethe, makin ya seethe
Makin ya seethe, makin ya seethe
Makin ya seethe, makin ya seethe
Makin ya seethe, makin ya seethe

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they'll get him next time :)

bellinger does THAT?!?

So who you think will cause the Dodgers third straight lost in the World Series this year? Astros/Sox rematch, or a new challenger in Yankees/Twins?

cubyals fan here

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>Daytime
>Barely makes it over the fence
>Against a gassed pitcher
As expected of fairweathers, here's a real home run.

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Keep an eye on the crowd's reaction too.

Oh the ironing

Dont you crybabby faggots play the majority of your games in the daytime?

We don't play by SALT water.

based cubs make ya seeth

Jansen is my boy. DELET

Thats funny cause im feeling a lot of salt from your posts right now

Cody's second blast against the cusb in the same series.

Look at shwarshit looking inept as always.

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cant wait til the cubs knock these guys out of the playoffs

It's only because I'm drinking your salty tears

Nothing for the cusb to do but admire it

So im inside you right now?

LMFAO feels good man

>Molester
Figures

Why are you projecting your homosexual fantasies?

Reminder that Anze the Gnat can't handle the bants.
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/93486104/#93491660

Remember to filter all tripcancer

Belli's 3rd blast in the series against the hapless cusb, concluding his ownage of this pathetic team.

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cubbies livin in your heads

>they all got mad

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cubs lost but this one doyerspic is SEETHING

Just walked in the thread, why is Anze raging hard?

Wait a minute, the Dodgers are... *checks time and date* give it 4 months.

...

How can one player completely and unequivocally own a team this badly?

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Friendly reminder the Dodgers choke in the playoffs.

>444

HOLY BASED HOLY MOTHER OF BASED!

/hoc/ eternally btfo

Enough with the samefagging and on with the October choking

Reminder that /hoc/ got BTFO so badly that they created a new thread out of shame.

Belli owns ya, cusb.

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The Dodgers think they are king.
But how can you be a king, without a ring?

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they are betas

Trip goes back on Anze the Wetback

based cubs

Cubs live in this assblasted Doyerspic's head RENT FREE

based cubs owning the dodgers in the battle of wits

>Commiefornian """banter"""

This is beautiful. The swing, the pitcher reaction, everything... just lovely.

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Awwww upset no one else but yourself has to say this? You gonna cwy?

Is Cuntana evoking the spirit of kershit here?

can the metsies enter this banter brawl with cubbie and dodgeries?

fair warning

based moe

Go ahead but it's not much of a brawl, just lifelongs getting baited by bellinger dinger webms.

I don't think they have any obvious moves to fix the current team within the known limitations that the Mets operate under. They basically have to start considering blowing it up because Wheeler is going to walk, Conforto's agent is Scott Boras, Diaz will be scoring big money in arbitration mostly for stuff he did in Seattle, Cespedes and Wright are still on the books, and Cano looks like an unmitigated disaster of a contract at this point.

Taking on Cano's contract was the last thing a team with the Mets payroll limitations should have done with Wright and Cespedes still on the books. They had found money with McNeil and it was clear they wanted nothing to do with him. Tried to put in the Cano deal and then went out and got 2 more guys who play his positions on top of Frazier who was already there.

I think the Mets are basically fucked.

>Baez = Cubs fans
>Dodger first baseman = Dodger Fans
>Ball = not winning world series
>1st bsae = winning world series.

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based cubs with the intellectual supremacy

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Unironically gas the Wilpons

Dodgers take the season series against the cusb.

Oh that's gotta make the lifelongs seethe!

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I really hate this guy

>mfw lifelongs seething all season knowing they lost the series to the Dodgers

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satania always loses in the end though

>Needing brazen umpball all series to beat the Cubs
>Fairweathers will never know what it's like to have real food.

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This satania poster does NOT know the meaning of mercy.... geez, ease up, man.

detective moe is in the house!

the based dodgers will be the first team to lose three straight ws.

This satania poster is a straight up unadulterated savage. I hate this poster so much

based...based cubbies makin the dodgies seeth

this place needs to settle down, we're are our detectives when we need them?

how about a daddies and cubbies broship? we can help each other out.

>this place needs to settle down
It's over user, satania poster destroyed the lifelongs. The massacre has ended, thank god.

I'll crack the case

Sure why not. I hate the Tardinals and Doyers too.

Doyers fans should've stormed the field to bully Quintana desu

cubs fan here, I'm alive and well

>the cubs had a 2-0 season series lead

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basbeall

let me solve the puzzle... i need to perform a few permutations to derive a formula as to why this is happening

like this. maybe...

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do you have a chart for last year and the previous years to see which teams actually got far in the playoffs?

nope.

god fucking damn does our offense suck

I WANNA FUCK THE SATANIA POSTER

based cubbie cock

Yeah it's not really his fault, the team is absolutely stacked. Practically any other team in the league and he's a regular starter.

Cusb getting btfo again I see..

based cusb btfoing people

here's the end of last year's regular season

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>Mariners
If Seattle ever gets a basketball team again they're going to start seeing Tampa Bay-tier attendances

so hitting wins it

it certainly looks to be a more reliable predictor of success. as much of a coinflip as playoff ballgames are

>"Fuck bros. The Dodgers are just too good."
>"How can we even compete."
>"Good thing we are gangfucking Julianna Zobrist."
>"Tonight's theme is Texas, because Ben isn't from there."
>"Krys, I ever show you to make country Texas toast?"

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wtf happened to "pitching and defense" wins championships

bill james happened

What an embarrassing baseball team. The cusb were a mistake.

Cusb getting destroyed again... hmm

interesting...quite interesting indeed...cusb getting owned... hmm...

D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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daddies...cubbies..hmmm i like the sound of that.

>Doyers win

ARIBA!!

>Cubes lose

ARIBAAA!!!!!

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>Cubes

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interesting...cubbies...daddies...quite the broship indeed...hm...

>lmao cubes

Hmm... it seems as though once again the cusb are getting buttfucked I see...

>Pubes

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Hm...quite the scene here...cusb getting humiliated...quite the scene indeed

Hm... hmm

interesting...hm...let me do some analysis...

Boystown?!
Oh lord...
Show me Boystown...

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Question was Cusb... BOYSTOWN... #1 answer... oh lord

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this is psychotic...fucking psychotic...

>Pubes cubes sucbs

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what would be the most kino world series match up this year? for me its padres and rays.

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Wincinnati, what do you know about bell curves?

lol shut up bitch

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Doyers vs Yaks

reds twins

i vaguely remember distribution table garbage from stats I

>Cubes

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The 2 best per league: Twins vs. Dodgers

>Pubes

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Someone make a bell curve that's baseball related

cusb setting the doyers into a seeth

>Scuba

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Hm... the winds have shifted... the cusb are sailing at half mast

Yaks vs Doyers to save baseball desu.

crises alert

Pebbles vs Rags
shit pitching + good hitting + hitter friendly ballparks = dingers for days = new fans?

twins broors
midwest series
not likely but most comfy

The league folds after their last out in a tie game in the 75th inning.

Cardinals/Yankees is the only patrician answer.

Just saw the leaked script. WS is a rematch of ‘91

>braves boner engage
That Smoltz vs Morris game is still one of the most bittersweet games I've ever watched. Smoltzie was spectacular. Morris was better. That game felt very old school on both sides.

rox rays

pengwings author here ama

>Cubes

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Got em

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this is sick

This asshole is relentless

I really hate this satania poster

>cusb

Leave the Cubs to me.

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>scuba

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The genny is under siege

I-I'm scared...

Bis is kwayzie!

Why is Wade Davis on the team now again?

I'm alone, scared and seeing shadows of satania in my peripherals.

I love this fucking general.

Doyers Rags. I'm a Doyer Fag and I'd be okay with choking against the real Texas team. That team/ballpark/fanbase is kino baseball and they deserve to win a Eries eventually after their two choke jobs.

Like I know the Dodgers will choke in the World Series again this year but I just suffer it being the Yanks or Twisns. I just fucking can't bros

genny lover here

See me after class

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>CUBES

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i thought he was a phillies fan

It's always sunny isn't real life

Pretty much every celeb goes for the Dodgers unless being from somewhere else is part of their gimmick (Chris Pratt being a country boy, Drake being the only black guy in Canada, etc.).

>not blasting one to dead center
send him down

Gross, I don't get how people can just readily change fanbases in an instant.

>Dear diary, last night I realized if I pretend to be Julianna Zobrist, I can get spitroasted too~

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Urg

ugh

gah

Who else is the only one in their respective countries that likes Baseball? I think I'm one of the 10 people in AsSpain who like it and try to follow it.

hm... just give us some time...we'll get back to you with an answer soon... we just need to do some research...

who the fuck even watches NL?

325th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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Real baseball fans

Sorry I didn't know

TWINS

T___s

Good morning fags,
Post yours.

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If your team doesn't have a winning record on the road that is because your team fucking sucks and you can basically stop posting now, okay?!

Y-yes sir ;_;

THE ONLY STATS IN BASEBALL THAT MATTER
>BA
>ERA
>E
Everything else is a meme.

That would be the best WS in years

kek scuba kek

dadres bout to dab on the gaywers today

Is beating a shit team like the cubs in a regular season game the equivalent to winning the world series for faveLA niggers?

Cardinals being ass until September and going on another devils magic/blood sacrifice run and stealing a title from a starved teams like the twins. 2011 reboot.

>doyers

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baste

Based Spaniard watching baseball

How mad are border dodgers going to be when the braves make it to the world series instead of their beloved championship dodgers?

>NL east team getting past the first round
doubt

Baseball is such a pure sport. That's why it's declining so fast, it's too pure for this world nowadays.

Back when negros were slaves, those were the best days for America's pastime, imo

Reported for white supremacy/racism

no discussion about the possible vegas team? definitely a more deserving city than shitholes like portland and charlotte. hopefully they're not afraid of casino themed names.

>vegas aces

Hello Vegas White Sox.

Blue Sox*

Shitcago really doesn't need two teams desu.

Where do we put the:
Yellow Sox
Blue Sox
Purple Sox
Green Sox
Black Sox
Brown Sox
Magenta Sox
Cyan Sox
and
Goldenrod Sox?

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Portugal dropping bloodredpills...the bloodpills!

Your alright Portugal. Keep smashing those moor niggers.

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But baseball didn't even exist until after the Emancipation Proclamation.

The New York Knickerbockers were established in 1845.

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I hope The Donald gets gang ass raped by Bloods and Cholos after he gets sent to federal prison.

>Imblying he wont go to club fed for sunday brunches

And besides that he is doing pretty well on most things. Minus red flag laws and all that Iran bullshit. As you can tell living in cali is an eternal nightmare to me.

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>he is doing pretty well on most things
No. No he's not. He's an abomination. I can't think of one thing he's done that won't have to be undone by someone with common sense and foresight after they drag him out of the Oval Office kicking, screaming and wetting his pants.

Please be pretending to be retarded

I'm 100% cereal.

trump isn't the best president ever and he's no where near the worst president ever. okay now that's done with

PLEASE TALK ABOUT BASEBALL NOW

When did we ever talk about baseball?

last baseball-related post was 30 mins ago when I mentioned the new york knickerbockers

Who should I put my money on in the upcoming Chicago vs Chicago series?

That's basketball.

I'm no expert on the subject but I would have to say, Chicago.

>chi vs chi
No matter who wins, baseball loses.

>new york knickerbockers
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Knickerbockers
wrong.jpg

Yankees should trade for Bauer.

>hey DJ, this guy on Yea Forums said we should trade for bauer
yes i agree with this, please come to us mr. bauer

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Vegas Orioles

He has a grudge against the Astros, he would probably be highly motivated to beat them in the playoffs

Astros piss me off.

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shutup falseflagger

But they do piss me off...

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Genny lover has entered the thread ama

Why do you love Genny? Plenty of other porn stars have bigger tits and nicer flaps than her.

prove it, slut
>unzips cock

o-oh gosh

GENNY 867-5309!

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER?

"What Julianna and I have is real."
"It's just sex for the clubhouse. I get it. But not for me."
"So back the fuck off?!"

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Who /beer/ here?

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tb v nyy gamethread

blow jays kek lel

Fucking rain ruining my game

The rain gods are doing you a favor in prolonging your team's defeat.

youtu.be/QQjESWUQ4I8

I just skip the game if it's a way too late start for me so the rain gods are probably doing me a favor afterall

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Trout & Ohtani can hit p. good

>blue jays

kek

It's beautiful.

Angels might actually be a good team if they ever figure out their rotation.

They won’t because Eppler is a fucking cuck. They should get Mad Bum or Scherzer during the trade deadline.

They shouldn't trade any prospects away at the trade deadline. Their ceiling this year is the second wild card and that's not worth selling the future. But if the Angels can add a couple more quality arms in the offseason things are looking pretty good for them in 2020.

I hope that they get Cole from the Astros. Let the Astro win the WS this year. I don’t want the Angels to get rid of their prospects but I also want them to fix their rotation.

There's a ton of talk about it in the last 24 hours. It would be good to get him away from the Sox, but I hate the yankees.

it's good to see bauer based again his last few outings

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RED SOX @ TWINS : Get in here.

Nvm. Go here (Cross-thread)

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There is no reason to be upset, they're just a better team than the dodgers.

Sparkling water for me but I like your image, friend.

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Blessed image.

>rain delay

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DUDE RAIN DELAYS LMAO

Why have I seen multiple articles pop up the last few days about Dietrich? A few days after his 3 HR game maybe, but we're like a month removed from that and he's done nothing since then

It worked to stop Greinke's no hitter so they're just going to do it every game now

C G S O
G
S
O

THE YANKEES WIN.
TANAKA IS ELITE
HOME RUN STREAK LIVES (20 GAMES)
THE YANKEES ARE IN FIRST PLACE

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Man, I can't wait for tomorrow.

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You mean Wednesday.

The Cardinals should make a move for him.

Same

I'll legit buy a jersey, dont give a fuck if he's only for a couple months.

i see what you did there

Dodgers vs Giants

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>Mest

Braves own ya

me?

Yes you specifically.

sorry i didn't know

i don't think that was really that clever of a line. bumgarner was obviously being a fgagot because muncy barely pimped it but really muncy's comeback wasn't great.

well get used to it

It really takes a refined sense of humor to truly appreciate the intricacies of that burn.

He hit it into the San Francisco Bay sweetums, not a ocean by any measure.

You're no fun

Sorry, sweetie, but Muncy showed a stunning and reckless disregard to one of the most basic tenets of geography. I cannot and shall not let that fly in the year of 2019.

You're a giants fan, got it.

>Doyers trying to force some stupid meme
Color me surfuckingprised.

We live in a society!

Calm down, it's just an image of a funny incident between those 2 teams. I probably won't ever post it again.

Look here Maxie baby, your zinger was a middle school tier comeback coupled with a blatant factual error. My wife’s son has come up with better while he plays basketball. Come back when you can jive little babe.

>Unintetionally triggers /mlb/ with one simple image
lol ok i guess i'll take it

I had no idea

Mest kek mest

mest... lol!

Braves lookin bretty gud

>be houston
>lose

kek be houston lose

play houston win

>be houston
>lose

Braves gonna win da series

>be houston
>lose

>be houston
>lose

Dogpile this asshole

machaddy still owns the gaywers lol

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me?

*ahem*
u-uhm...h-hehe
erm...
well uh...here i go...

BE HOUSTON LOSE KEK BE HOUSTON LOSE

Bravo! Encore!!

w-well u-uhm... I dont like being a tease...er....well I'll do it...

uh yeah uh be houston lose
the power of a ruse,
cause they ain't good
there goes the neighborhood!,
no one wants em uh,
that's why they stem from anotha league,
uh aint never gonna be shit
cause their pitchers give up hits uh.

Unironically triggered. God damn I hate munchy

>be houston
>lose

This is fire, hit us with another yo?

>hating Max Muncy
So you hate baseball

This guy needs to get one or two thrown at him upstairs

*snap*

I hope everyone is voting for Crush Davis

Anthony Rizzo....
Rizzo....
Jizz....
heh
KEK
ANTHONY JIZZO KEK
OH NO NO NO KEK
JIZZO JIZZO JIZZO JIZZO JIZZO

uh yeah they aint shit
no one wants to see it,
cause its houston baseball
but they aint even got an ace,
verlander? Pfft hes garbage
it aint even slander
houston makin a case for lose aton!

who hurt you? the barves fags? kek

h-h-h-h-holy b-ba-bas-base-based!

I'm glad your trailer park has wifi

be houston lose!!!

Nah, Max Muncy is one of the beneficiaries of the juiced ball era. Sure, he's also one of the beneficiaries of the data driven player development era; but all the data just pointed him at uppercutting the ball. He's just a fat man with good power and now the balls fly farther. The dodgers will be in trouble if the ball ever gets nerfed. They entire style of play is just ding it or die.

>live in a trailer park
>lose

the reds piss me off!

kek mest kek mest kek mest kek mest

this houston fan is in a total seeth

Wow that's one big cope post

This genny is pathetic when the White Sox have a day off.

Because there's no BAJP to put people in their place.

But all he does is get baited, especially by cusb lifelongs.

Who is the most pathetic team in major league baseball and why is it the Seattle Mariners?

Only to the untrained eye.

>mest

Muncy was a good minor league hitter.

Why the hell are all baseball threads dead?

soler power!!!!

hip hip jorge

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Busy watching baseball, chatty cathy.

>Broors getting shut out
>By the Padres
This is the part where we all laugh at pissconsin.

Come on Crew beat the Dads!

fucking retard

dumb motherfucker has entered the thread

Sorry my mistake

Kill the idiot

I honestly had no idea

I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy

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PISSCONSIN
GETTING
SHUT
OUT
BY
THE
DADS
OH HO HO HO HO

machaddie owns ya

gaysconsin kek

>gaysconsin
kek lol ohhh no

b-b-b-b-b

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Rizzo should go to the all star game.

Yes or Yes?

UH OH RETARD ALERT!

Yes you would