Honestly why are americans athletes so much better than other countries?

Because you only do sports where only you compete kek

>be american
>too fat to play the only sport
>invent new "sports" so fat people can compete

this

>Panama

Doping

>muh per capita

This is what the europoor screams as he lashes out.

Actually all american sports are ones where people avoid moving too much and if they do, there's a five minute break every 10 seconds for everyone involved

>NHL: Commercial time-outs are taken after 4-minute intervals at the first stoppages of play after the 14:00, 10:00 and 6:00 marks in each period when both teams are at even strength. However, there are no commercial time-outs after a goal, after an icing, during a power-play, during the last 30 seconds of the first and second period or last two minutes of the third period. Also, there must be at least one minute of play between commercial time-outs and an effort must be done to identify the situations where a video review might happen in order to NOT go into a commercial time-out. [9] During outdoor games, a hard TV timeout is called at the 10:00 mark of the third period, and play is immediately stopped (as they need to change ends of the ice to ensure fairness). Additionally there are no timeouts, commercial or team, granted during a shootout. Due to these restrictions, it is possible that not all of the scheduled breaks are taken, in which case sometimes a network will take a timeout at the conclusion of the game to make up for it before signing off on the broadcast.

it must be the cheeseburgers

>t. alexis sanchez

at least our national sport isn't sliding down a snowy mountain

Does Brazil even have schools?

diet. Americans eat more beef than any other nation.

Eat like a pig and kill teenangers is not a sport.

shut the fuck up texas

based

We're just better all around. Faster, stronger, smarter. Not to mention we're wealthier so we have more disposable income to spend on sports as well as more free time to devote to developing our skills. It makes sense that the best country in the world would also be the best at sports, doesn't it? Once Americans wake up and realize men actually play soccer we will dominate that too, just like how the women are dominating. I suggest the rest of the world get used to seeing scorelines like 13-0. We really won't even have that much competition. South America is totally irrelevant at soccer now so really we just have to compete with a handful of European teams. The World Cup is going to become a novelty once we start dominating so hard that everyone stops watching.

lose weight

>all these Euros telling us to lose weight
We’re literally the most civilized and based posters on this board and THIS is how you treat us? You realize that this board would devolve into a hellhole if we didn’t exist. A good chunk of the threads made where are related to our sports, and even the soccer threads are often made by American anons.

Now apologize, bow your head and show respect for your American royalty

bigger penis's and proper hygiene

>some creatura in an amateur sport displaying her inferior motor skills
>athlete

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>Women's football

Not even their friends and family care

Marcel Hirscher has more talent in his little toe than the entirety of the NBA you fat fuck

clutch gene

soccer is only for women and faggots. check em

As well as American football.

>loses to Trinidad and Tobago

Nah, it's Poland.

>best ski jumpers
>best hammer throwers
>best 800m and 1500m runners
>best volleyball players
>best female cross country skier after roided Norwegians

You came last in the She Believes cup
>thinking you'll win the world cup because you beat chile and thailand
embarrassing.

holy shit. This is equivalent to Britain winning just 2 medals. Why isn't this a source of national humiliation for the burgers?

this

Doping and drugs mostly, basically every American champion in individual sports has been revealed to be a drugged-up fraud. It's the only way ameriapes can compete.

As for team sports, they basically get destroyed in every relevant sport (except basketball) so they had to create their own sports to compensate. Not unlike when a child declares its room an independent country to stick it to his parents.

but football hadn't spread outside britain when they invented their sports

per capita is the argument of losers

Seethe harder, poo. You’re just mad we can afford more than one meal a day.

TRANS movement is bigger in USA, more women are transitioning men therefore your national women football team is stronger

why are you in France? and since when senpai?

>flag
every time.

Somehow you managed to become the joke of EU though

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no one of the biggest reason why their women football team is good is because they dumb whores play more often with each others with the NT than in their domestic clubs, just look how many club football games they play a season, roughly 15 games bu they play roughly 25+ games with the NT

PEDs

female football attract dykes
only countries of dykes are good at female sports

>roided

Not our fault everyone in norway is born with asthma

git gud

How is that stop-and-start armoured rugby chess going for you?