/nba/ general - Gasol Bros. edition

Why haven't teams learned from the LeGM mistake yet? Lmao

>Duh LAkers are smwat now Magic was the problim not Polinkuh

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>only won his ring because half of the other team was injured
>won both of his rings because the Celtics were injured in both '09 and '10
like pottery

Lakers are so dumb and leaderless LeShit knew he could come in and control them with ease

He's effectively owning the team without needing to pay the bills, they pay him.

Nick Young? Lol

Where do i get a 2019 champions tshirt? Does wal mart have them yet?

Obvious Predictions...
Lakers sign one of Kemba or Kyria
Clips sign Kawhi

Lakers vs Clippers west conf finals

The East is gonna be
Bucks vs Sixers

>AD is coming guys, let's trade half our team to get him instead of waiting a year

>b-b-b-but if we do that we won't have 2 max slots

>trade for him before July 30th, now you lost half your team and don't have another max slot

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING LAKESHITS

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>lakers sign kyrie or kemba
with what fucking money? lmfao
>$23.7 mil

2020 is gonna be a kino year. On the same level as 2016. Those of you who understand the universe of a deep level know what I’m talking about. Double 20.

The gift that keeps on giving

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Are the Lakers unironically being run by children?

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what happen to Larry guys?
is he kill?

then the roster will be something like
ad - lebron - kuzma - a scarecrow - kemba

and bench will be empty seats, inflatable dolls and rondo

literally sign an all star then get wade, rondo, mcgee, ray allen and boom haters gonna hate

You don't. Kawhi leaves and Toronto sinks into irrelevancy like the team has been most of its inception.

>Lakeshits only have 23 mil because they couldn't wait til after the draft to get the deal done

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

if kawhi was going to stay would we have already known by now?

rip the 2peat dream

>Lakies got FLEECED
>going to sign Kemba

kek KEK

the 74-8 lakers will blow a 3-1 lead to the cavs?

Do the Lakers even have moveable salaries to open up more cap space? Who the fuck is going to play guard?

Don't forget Beasley

>Hey Kemba that 35 mil supermax with the Hornets? Forget that, we got 23 mil for you and then we'll have 0 ability to sign anyone else

BRON DAVIS KAWHI

EASY CHIPS LOL

at least 3, maybe more

No, all they can do is let all their free agents leave, then sign min guys with maybe one 10 mil a year guy. Only 23 mil free.

>Kemba signs with the Lakeshits for 23 mil instead of 35 with Charlotte or 32 with Dallas

How much longer?

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>Lakeshits too busy with their fanfiction to read the fucking thread and see they only have 23.5 mil available in cap space

>Why haven't teams learned from the LeGM mistake yet?

Because it works? iirc every team he took over has a won a ring.

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>Of course I'm a lifelong Lakers fan! How could you tell?

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>NO NO NO NO NO STOP BEING HAPPY SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU HAVE NO MONEY PLEASE STOP BULLYING ME!

I laugh

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Is Jose Calderon still playing? Lol

can you guys like, stop internet bullying? k, thanks.

RealSports, Lids, NBA Store, Foot Locker, National Sports, Sportchek. The shirts are $40+ so I doubt they'll be at Walmart.

Its getting pretty pathetic isn't it?

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>STOP TALKING ABOUT THE REALITIES OF THE SITUATION AND LET US SPAM FANFICTION REEEEE

calling it now that the fucking jazz or some shit will take down the lakers in round 1 if they even make the playoffs in 2020

lebron is a proven winner

Someone has to change those numbers

>3-6

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>one ring to ruin their franchise for a good 5 years
LMAO
>3-6
Oh no no no no lookit dis dood LMAOOOO

>3
I guess lebron is a more proven winner than Kawhi

You realize that most franchises would just be happy with winning one ring right?

The Pacers will probably rape them again

>that time of the year again
What do you guys do with yourself when theres no basketball on? I need something to fill the void every night.

like how the Canadians are posting right now desu, fresh off a title an looking down on others teams like, "yeah they won't make it, they don't have what it takes", it's cringe but funny at the same time.

I wonder what LeBron is going to do for his father today.

OH WAIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

how many rings and final appearances does your team have again?
hell even an future HOF like curry is 3-5

early july i'd say

>Losing record

>proven winner

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Can't the Lakers sign a max player before the trade becomes official?

Like, get either Kemba/Butler/Kyrie between July 1-July 6?

The Yoker is going to ass rape AD

shooters still top priority
was does jalmst mean.

Kawhi cucked LeBeta
>quitting because the air conditioner broke
L M F A O
Maybe if they're trash.
We aren't talking about any other teams besides the one LeGMs ruined singlehandedly

>advanced stats
>3-6

lebron always ends up looking like a lost retarded cuck idiot playing against the dubs

alpha kawhi drags his nuts on them

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fuck the south korean warriors fan

again name a player that can even get to the finals 5 times in their career
dumb satania poster's retardation is legendary

idk, but apparently "we" fucked up by not waiting till after the draft or some shit, but you just know bostonia would have been scheming to steal AD from us or NY. Either way we're stupid because if we waited and lost him, we're stupid, and we pulled the trigger too early and we're getting the "lol lakers are stupid, gutting their entire team" talk.

>3-6
>winning record

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The best value option is probably to throw 8-10m at Rozier rather than max Kemba or Kyrie, then have extra to sign a competent SG

I'm a little surprised we got Ad Tbh. I thought they were asking too much and we would pull him off FAs next year.
I thought Kyrie and another big ticket FA this year, but we'll see who was smarter won't we..

based

I'll explain it so even retards like you can understand:
Think of it like this
Lebron alone has more rings and finals appearances than your team will ever have, and to make matters worst he's about have some more

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they can't. they only can do it if the davis deal is postponed until august, but Pels don't have any reason to do that, it actually hurts them since they want to trade the 4th pick. basically the lakies are short because they are paying deng 5 mil lmao and rushing with the Davis trade.

>3-6
>winning record

fucking mathlet

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>3-6
>winning record

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>LeNoCapSpaceLeftForAnotherMax

>he's about to have some more
OH NO NO NO NONONONNONO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Should we tell him? Or should we wait until we hear the inevitable:
>B-B-B-BUT WE WUZ 4TH SEED IN JANUARY BEFO HE WENT DOWN
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

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MORE
RINGS
THAN
YOUR
WHOLE
TEAM

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um my lakies

no actually, my sixers also have 3 rings :)
they also have 2 (two) max slots. do the lakers have any max slots?

Is AD really the right play any more in the era of three and D?

No

I was thinking about Terry rozier, I mean he has proven himself right? not to be super great but he can play if given the opportunity.
but he's .353% from 3 and .422 from 2.

idk.

3 rings? that's cute
let's not pretend your shit heap of a team won't get bounced in the second round by the bucks LOL

why is the nb/a/ so strong here. in other generals it makes people seethe

>the lakers won’t have enough for two max
tippty top kek
The fucked the future for AD

>Is AD really the right play any more in the era of three and D?

>AD
>Can shoot 3's
>Is an ELITE defender

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>Le"GM"
>LeBronze's math skills

I don't think they was educated

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>>>AD
>>Can shoot 3's

>career 31% shooter\
>lat year 33%

>that counting as being able to shoot

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The Lakers are never meant to have 2 max slots this offseason like the Knicks and Nets, they had 2 max slots last year but whiffed on PG13 so they are supposed to have 1 max slot now

>The Lakers apparently can't even convince AD to waive his trade kicker

LEL

I think he meant 3 and D wings since most 3 and D players are usually either a 2 or 3

where is he? pull the fuck up

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The Gasols need to hit up Heinz immediately, this is the perfect championship ketchup/mustard commercial

He killed himself along with larry and that bombston shitposter

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The leaf is right, that's exactly what I meant, although he is a decent rebounder. But the Big Ball defender is just put of style right now. Plus he's injury prone.

Lads who should i support next year?

I want to go with the underdog , but still a good team.

my rapties :)

Soon...

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>reigning champions
>underdog

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reminder that Zion was never used as a screener in the PnR at duke

Kings, Nets, Pacer

Coach K is a hack

So what, we're not getting 3 stars big whoop. We're going to have a deep bench.

please, please get patrick beverly, we need him.

youtube.com/watch?v=iJsVGwyje6Q

Lebron absolutely destroyed

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...

5 rings bitch

dragged nuts on lebron's face 2-1

LMAO

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Unironic cringe

>lakers vs Pelicans WCF where Pellies 4-0 Lakeshits

RBL phoneposting haters getting worked into a tizzy once again

remember when boogie and AD were on the pelicans? lol

Literally who is on the Lakers now besides LeBron, AD, and Kuzma?

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don't post this ever again.

Harry isn't ded he's clearly posting in this very thread.

Reminder the Nuggies are winning the ship this year to the disappointment of bandwaggoner LA and Golden State fans everywhere.

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dude free agency hasnt even started really.
Are you trolling.

Seethe

>SPC n o w h e r e in sight

>Meme technicalities that the trade hasn't literally gone through quite yet

>only 23 mil to work with
Woah Lakers are about to fill that roster with a resigned Rondo, Lance, McGee, and Bullock

Watch out world here we come!

Leonard.

No I'm saying like we are barely off the ground and your asking whatour final roster will look like. Get a grip laker hatters

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Mid level exception nigger

Bro >you only have enough cap space to buy lunch for the faggot roster of yours.

Apparently there was fights in the Raptors locker room with groups of players questioning the load management. Basically it boils down to “we have to play through injuries, why doesn’t he?”. This is what Lowry and Kawhi were talking about.

I guess it all worked out to in the end.

Oh dear.

That's another 3-5 mil then!

We're signing KCP AGAIN WOOO WE'RE WORLD FUCKING CHAMPS AGAIN!

Well the FO are the Buss children.

>Manage my load

This trade is basically Celtics/Nets 2.0

your mom is my load manager lol

I think they have pretty much said its about filling out the roster with expendable shooters who want to play in beautiful Los Angeles.
I know you haters cannot affrod to live there but hoop players love that lifestyle

I want Jeanie buss to load manage me like she does Kuzma if you know what I’m talking about

>beautiful Los Angeles.

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who here wants to manage my load ;)

Why are you guys so literally gay?

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Basically

do j'almst have anymore "big think" photos to share?

I got a load for you to manage bro

I hope they were told to shut the fuck up and that the teams lived and died on Kawhi and nobody else

except anthony davis is 25

I love creating OC meme caps, but I don't have a lot of big think for some reason. Really makes me think.

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I appreciate these meme caps. however why are they so high quality?

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Hmmm. I've read that Davis is willing to waive is trade bonus if it helps sign help. Also, if the deal isn't "officially" signed on the dot until a certain date (I don't understand this, but apparently the timing matters) they will have 32 million instead of 23.

Pretty sure Lakers can figure this out, plus some good vets are usually willing to sign for the minimum to play with Lebron, and will be eager with AD (and possibly a 3rd star). Filling out the roster with the right role players will be complex, but completely doable as I understand it.

I'm surprised so many people think they are dead in the water.

What did he mean by this?

What is do BABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1140276696396046336

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But LeBron is old and AD has already shown his entire career he cany carry a team to relevance alone

LBJ will be washed by the 21 playoffs, Pels will be competitive and supplementing with lottery picks from this trade after that

Good lick in your new city Lonzo. I took a horrible, watery Lakers ownership in your memory this morning.

Not even a question. Many roleplayers would like to hop on the lakers wagon now that the west is a barren wasteland.

he'll announce it during the parade like bad ass.

Just give us the chip already

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I think Kawhi legit has autim

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LeBron is old, but he's still elite. he still put up 28/7/7 this year. just a year ago he had a revolutionary post season with the Cavs. I think it's general consensus lebron is still top 3. don't believe the memes.

Kawhi is so kawaii

Going to enjoy Harden and CP3 not winning the west again next year lads

lol lakers can just bring back rondo, mcgee, stephenson, etc. then find 2-3 solid role players with their cap space and they're good

Nice reading comprehension

tom brady is old. jordan was old. hakeem was old. lowry is old. lebrons game is going to age well despite declining athleticism. man is durable as fuck. veterans win rings. young players don't.

ptsd yeah. maybe some anxiety. autism no lmao

With the Ws ded next year, it makes a ton of sense for Kawhi to stay one more year. The league is very beatable for him rn.

hopefully we can get rondo AND Beverly if we fail to sing a top tier pg. but im happy with bringing back the squad.

no all of their players will get fat off the championship success. look at the 2011 mavs.

Reminder that the Warriors threw the Finals so they don't piss off Drake and end up like XXXtenacion

Rondo isn't good

Reminder that you're a fucking closeted fag and that you should kill yourself you pedo fuck

just squeezed a massive golden state out of my asshole lads

>gorilla ball is going to age well

But it's not like 2011 because there is no inevitable super team rn now like there was with the Heat

the lakers have 2 top 5 players and are looking for a third all star.

Bros will Kawhi announce he's staying tomorrow at the parade?

>that feel when wife is doing all the laundry and I'm just sitting here wtching anime

feels fucking excellent man

>chip hangovers
>basketball
raptors are confirmed for conference finals with or without kawhi

>YFW you realized the Warriors are over

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>travis scott fans

>anthony davis
>never lead his team to a playoff series win
>as a PF/C

overrated trash. NO assraped LA in that trade

post pics of wife and waifu

RBL get

and I was a virgin until I fucked your mom. Thing don't happen until they do.

>2019
>getting married

Yikes, name a bigger scam

"Hey Toronto! great win, and I love you but I want to announce that I'm taking my talents to Los Angeles"

witnessed

Toronto Philly friendship GET

"The Clippers to be exact. I ain't messin with no old geyser like Lebron."

LORD KAWHI HAS DECIDED TO STAY

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>mfw the Pelicans can unironically get an even better trade done with just Jrue Holiday and the 4th pick instead of just 1 year of AD

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I need a new jacket, should I get a canada goose OVO, since rapties won?

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The nba

Don't fall for Drake's Jewish tricks.

dubs and the lakers will miss the playoffs

looks like shit tbdesu

RBL digits

Supreme trash

Ben Simmons for Jrue and the 4th overall pick

Who says no? Sixers are win now right? Jrue makes more sense in this pass happy system and can space the floor, score, and give Butler more incentive to stay.

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>Canada Goose OVO
Literally the perfect partnership for those Chinese bugmen in Toronto. These will be gone in 5 minutes.

lmao trash

Last 2 digits is how many games the Lakers win next season

Fuck everyone else, this is /fa/ as fuck.

This is almost tron tier cyberpunk stuff.

>Lonzo Ball without the offense

No thanks

Simmons + Lonzo?

last 2 digits is how many raptor win next season

Realistic

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The Pels just got a pass-first PG with negative floor spacing, they don't need another one

>lonzo having offense

>this is /fa/ as fuck.

>This is almost tron tier cyberpunk stuff

Cringe

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Lonzo is a backup, not a starter. Also they can trade Lonzo

Lol what? Simmons is a far better scorer than Lonzo

he has the weirdest proportions

holy fuck

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You don't own a single piece of clothing that cost more than $350 do you?

That's VanVleet mode, don't hate.

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We Laker fans get almost nothing to cheer for year in and year out. And you can't even let us enjoy our one big success this offseason.

based but not quite

Plausible.

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vanvleet looks fine, drake looks like a series of upside down triangles

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>You don't own a single piece of clothing that cost more than $350 do you?
No because I’m not gay. Wearing ugly expensive shit just because it’s expensive doesn’t mean you have taste.

Lats 2 digits are Warriors wins.

I'm 80% sure he was trolling my main duderoosky

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>our one big success this offseason
>the AD trade
>success

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I love when african american athletes put on glasses to make themselves look smart. ie shaq

Clothes shopping is hard when you are tall.

AD has had no major injuries - the Pels let him sit than play meaningless games with minor injuries.

More franchises should be doing that, to be honest.

Or muscular

that still counts as a (you) faggot

last 2 digits are raptor wins

Trying being fat AND tall

or too handsome

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Stay plebcore then philistine

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NUMBER 2 CAN'T BE TRUSTED
GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO BAD PEOPLE
BASKET BALL CRIME!

>I love when white people put on glasses to make themselves look smart. ie LMFAO

>oh look I'm the nigger that greentext replys ppl without atting them.
>I will never accomplish anything in life

>tfw legs are short that even 30 inch pant legs are too long
>tfw 6'0 but only because my long as fuck torso

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Face it. Kawhi wants to play with him.

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tfw clothes shopping when to intelligent

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Literally tou

yeah but its funny when I do it

>I love when african american athletes put on glasses to make themselves look smart. ie shaq

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>waaaaah nobody's (You)ing me
make. better. posts.

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he stay.

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Why's this dog look like my dad?

last 2 digits are the amount of games AD plays this season

wow RBL is really out here...

IS ANYONE THERE!? HELLO!??

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>"Lebron, Kawhi, Davis."
>"I heard j'almst need a 4th piece."

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>our one big success this offseason

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Because all crackers look and smell like dogs fucking Edomite

>I love when african american athletes put on glasses to make themselves look smart. ie shaq

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last two digits are how many millions the lakers pay carmelo anthony

>tfw need all my clothing tailored or else I look like Tim Duncan

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holy. i forgot about the knicks lol.

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>Don't have a 3rd max slot? Don't worry, sign me at 23 mil and I'll make this a superteam

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digits = raptor wins

>j'almst

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Last digit is how many rings the Knicks lost out on for crushing Linsanity.

The Trump curse is rreeaaallllll!

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the last three digits are how many days a year sixers fans think about our raptiebros :)) go reptiles

“Live Your Life Not Celebrating Victories, But Overcoming Defeats.” -CHE GUEVARA

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Is this trade just reparations for the CP3 trade and "basketball reasons"?

so hating my Lakers is a meme right? you guys want us to succeed right?

I just peaked at the based knicks subreddit and they are ALL IN on the RJ Barrett train. I wish them the best.

>No because I’m not gay. Wearing ugly expensive shit just because it’s expensive doesn’t mean you have taste.

Is this how poorfags cope?

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lol no

>tfw want baggy clothes to come back cause im a big guy
Homosexual fashion designers made ultra tight clothing for straight men the style on purpose.

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I actually do want Melo to come off the bench for a minimum.

lUl

Hell no fuck you
>for a minimum
Who? Me?

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Nigga what the fuck is wrong with your genes lmao.

>melo
>bench
>melo
>minimum

ok, fine, i see how it is. See you in the pre-season. No mercy.

I look like a NFL center proportionally. Does that make sense? Those dudes got shorter legs to get up faster than DTs and use their leverage to stonewall dudes.

I’m 6’5 324 pounds and i shop at the big and tall section of Marshall’s

Imagine a basketball player quoting Hitler on their instagram.

>ok, fine, i see how it is. See you in the pre-season. No mercy.

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Do you look like a human-sized dwarf?

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LMAO HOLD UP SO THE KNICKS WONT BE GETTING JACK SHIT BECAUSE KYRIE WANTS THE NETS AFTER DURANT GOT INJURED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how could the lakers give up a sumemr league MVP

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kyrie going to the lakers now

That's not 30 inches waist to ankle, that's 22 inches in that pic

Culver barret and morant will all be better than Zion

>KYRIE WANTS THE NETS
source please. According to my source: broussard, he wants to go to Los Angeles.

I would love it if the Lakers got Kawhi, but forming the Hollywood trio is more realistic.

LMAO so after like 2 years of hype all the Knicks are going to get are like RJ Barrett and MAYBE Kemba.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

shut up bootlicker

twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1140276696396046336
What was he doing?

Why are the Knicks constantly on Canada’s mind? Coming from an outside observer

PLUS THEY GAVE UP PORZINGIS

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

4th overall and Jrue for Beal

Who says no?

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Chillin obviously.

>Jrue
Don't be stupid.

Lakers should've traded for Beal instead of AD

They done fucked the fuck up. AD is injury prone and overrated. Beal is younger and about to go dummi as a scorer for the next 4 years.

Why do teenagers talk shit on IG and Twitter to athletes?

Was Drake right all along?

>PLUS THEY GAVE UP PORZINGIS
lol giving up porzingis will go down as a big mistake for their franchise, watch him blow up with doncic in 3-4 years after the laker dynasty.

rolling a thick ass blunt

I’m convinced Griffin has something on silver/nba. Something really bad. For one man to step in shit so many times with such low odds is insanity

trigger fingers turned to twitter fingers...

True shit, centers aren't that important

Silver frequently has intercourse with enslaved children.

>centers aren't that important

>doesn't have a center who can hit the tre ball.
get rekt

Yes they are, especially if they can space the floor

>28% career 3pt shooter
Can you please fucking care to look at stats for once in your life before lying on the internet?

holy shit is this real?

Is the age of chucking over yet?

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>Lakeshit fans
>caring about stats unless it's LeBitch James

Lmao, those dude are pros at ignoring %, they dick rode Kobe for decades

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If the Lakers werent stupid and had gotten a line up like McGee, Davis, James, KCP, and Irving/Walker, who couldve beaten them?

Seems like the Lakers have like the 4th best one then

Why wouldn’t prime Dwight Howard work in the modern NBA?

Nobody can guard him. It’s a foul or points everytime.

Hell yes, the Magic were a modern NBA team in the 00s.

Pick and roll with 4 shooters on the floor most the time

Name 3 players (centers) that are better than ad right now

>When you see a Timberwolves fan make this comment about Pelicans AD to Zion:
"I love it when a franchise lucks into an amazing player, messes it up, and then lucks into another potentially amazing player."

- Luck into KG
- Luck into Love
- Luck into Wiggles
- Luck into KAT

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Jokic, Embiid and KAT

The meme era will never end because of ((((advanced analytics))))

ACTUALLY!

>basketball-reference.com/players/d/davisan02.html

he's a 31% career 3pt shooter, and he was 33% last season. HE'S FUCKING A 6'10'' CENTER.

nice

I can see Jokic

>KAT
>Embiid

LMFAOOO

Gasol, Jokic, KAT, Lopez, Embiid all better at shooting than AD

You refereed to floor spacing, he said AD was the 4th best as a spacer, which isn't even correct. AD is a career 28% shooter and most his scoring is from midrange, layups, and offensive rebounds.

That's horrible lmao

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>HE'S FUCKING A 6'10'' CENTER.
correction, *He's a a fucking 6'10'' center

>Pelicans magically win the lottery
>Lakers move from 10th-14th to 4th
>Rich Paul overtly sabotages other trade partners like the Celtics in order to force them to not give up as much
>David Griffin has no choice but to accept a more inferior version of the Lakers' offer
>at least two of the draft picks the Pelicans will get will be rigged towards their favor, just like how the Cavaliers' picks suddenly were winning the top lottery after Lebum first exit
>sports media spamming how the Pelicans made it out like """bandits""", ignoring the fact that the Pelicans will now deal with Lavar's circus and Ingram could literally retire early
>if Ingram retires early its guaranteed that the Pelicans will get a pity 1st/2nd overall pick in a future draft
>KD and Kyrie are basically Knicks/Nets players now, which team they play is irrelevant since the city is more important.

NBA just engineered two superteams on the two biggest markets and no one noticed.

how do i not get mad at things i see online lads

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Nah, he's a fag so you were probably right the first time

AD is Tim Duncan without the IQ or fundamentals.

He went straight to trying to shoot off the dribble and fouls too much on defense.

You tell yourself that the OP is an obese homosexual who lives in his mom's basement.

Hopefully not, because I want the chink to be around and very, very miserable as the Lakers hang another banner, and another, and another, etc.

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post your centers 3pt%, those were when he was in NO, he din't have the king. He can knock them down though.

Pic related, look at Mcgee's jump from GSW to LA. You mad?

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He is closer to KG than Timmy.

thanks 51

>lakers get ad
>suddenly ad is an overrated hack
/nba/ too predictable. You flyovers have too much say on this general

My Rapties literally cannot be stopped

Lebron and AD are 1 shoulder or hamstring injury away from turning into a lottery team

All the centers today just don't know how to play the position properly. A Shaw today would unironically end memechucking by his own desu

it's .000 to .083, didn't cap the categories

Valanciunas and the Lopez brothers are my favorite centers, real grit and grind down low

>Look at McGee shooting .000 from 3 with the Lakers
>LEBRON IS MAKING HIM A 40% 3PT SHOOTER RETARD

They only play 2k where players have invisible barriers around them and Giannis has Kyrie handles and can shoot from 40 feet.

Valanciunas and Mike Conley will get the 8 seed

KG would rape AD never compare. KG won MVP and DPOTY. Carried Wolves to the WCF, AD can't even make the playoffs

>/nba/ says AD is overrated for a month now
>REEE he's not overrated he's on my Lakers now HE CAN'T BE BAD LAKERS!!!!

he was .000 with GS faggot (a 3pt team). With lebron he jumped to 083, a non 3pt shooting team. Thats JAVALE MCGEE, IMAGINE AD.

>this mental illness right here right now

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>a month
That entire month everyone knew he was going to be a laker

WHAT FUCKING MENTAL ILLNESS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. TELL ME.

YOU'RE JUST ASSBLASTED WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A FINALS RUN OMGH I HATE RETARD ONTHS BFUCKING BOARD FOR FUCKS SAKE FUCK YOU

Check out this autism

Dennis Rodman would hang AD to the backboard by his nutsack and use him as a punching bag if he played in the old era

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>16 rings
Lmao David stern rings don't count.

BASED

Finally some real ones back to regulate all the envious flyover semen-slurping on this general. It was unironically becoming the worst general on /sp for that reason until now desu

Let em laugh now bro cause they'll be crying come this time next year

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>muh Stern
Did you forget David Stern literally stole CP3 from the Lakers for "basketball reasons"?
And they had to pay way over market value for AD for that same reason.
The league "favoring" the Lakers is a meme. If anything, they've gone out of their way to screw the Lakers over in the past decade ever since that virtue-signaling faggot Popovich whined about the Pau trade desu

Bring back the Rochester Royals.

the knicks fucking suck

thank you,

i gave this meth head corn grower ACTUAL stats and logic and reason after being accused of not caring about stats and how AD will improve from the perimeter. NOW HE SAYS IM MENTALLY ILL

LAKERS FANS ACTUALLY KNOW THE GAME. FAGGOT

>implying adam silver rings do count

He can't be stolen because he never belonged to the Lakers you fucking retard

He would suck with Bron, hes a ball handler

>"LeBron is washed"

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Bros today I found Andrew Wiggins 2016 West All-Star jerseys.

What the fuck? He never made an All-Star game before.

What? happened? got btfo soo badly you forgot how to type?

remember user, it's asdf and hjkl.

lakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakerslakers

>Look McGee's 3pt% went up .082 that means AD's will go up 4% points because LeBron for some reaosn

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Not a single soul:

Lakers fans: i gave this meth head corn grower ACTUAL stats and logic and reason after being accused of not caring about stats and how AD will improve from the perimeter. NOW HE SAYS IM MENTALLY ILL

"Steph Curry missed more important shots in game 6 than an anti-vaxxer" - Colin Cowherd

are you serious? LeBron has always been known to make his teammates better.

>Lakemaths

lmao

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TOP KEK

Looks like Kawhi to the Lakers is a done deal. This can't be happening. Why would Kawhi do this?

>selling the farm for Anthony "empty stats" Davis

When does Melo sign lmaoooooo

Why are you posting a tranny seriously why do you watch a trannies YouTube videos?

>Laketrannies

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Who's he signing with?

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god damn the lakers really make /nba/ go full retard spouting out nonsensical dribble and double back on everything they say lmao

Why does New Balance keep doing this shit in Toronto if Kawhi’s leaving?

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so they can steal dumb canadians money of course

Marketing retard

Some Chinese League team

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Panathinaikos

>thinking anybody will give a shit about kawhi if he leaves

Lmao. He’s staying is why they keep pushing the marketing.

Do you see any NB billboards in LA (the team he’s going to)?

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All of you Lakerrfaggots have just been reported. That's right, Fucking REPORTED. And I don't even give a FUCK that I broke one of the rules by mentioning as such. I don't give a FUCK that I have to sit out for three days. I'll do it with a great big shit-eating grin on my face. You know why? Fuck you. That's right. FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING CUNTS. Go ahead. Reset your router. You snivelling little cunts. I'm GLAD I see you fuckheads in each NBA thread. I'm GLAD I see you shitting up the board. You know why? Because it shows how much of a friendless, spineless, pathetic little school-hating FAGGOT you are who HATES LIFE.

FUCK YOU. I can't iterate that enough. FUCK YOU! You fucking cunts. You fucking bratty little Godless cunts. I hope when school gets so bad for you, so horribly bad that you just can't take anymore bullying, that you LIVESTREAM YOU CHUGGING FUCKING CLOROX after you GIVE ME THE LINK TO IT.

FUCK YOU!

it's ok dude. the first step is denial. you'll accept it soon enough

warriors for 1m a year kek

Canadians will be bowing to kawhi for decades for giving their irrelevant city a ring

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>this thread

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If he takes the (((Memeiors))) and their fans with him the NBA will unironically become great again desu

my rapties :)

twitter.com/NewBalanceCan/status/1140404450403766272

What does this means? Bad news?

bro wtf RBL for life

What will he say?

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This thread proves that us Lakies are the most persecuted race in all of basketball

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That he’s staying. What a corny ass way to do it too

nice pasta.

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Fuckkkkkkkkkkk Kevin Durant

>everyone waiting anxiously for him to say he's gonna stay
>"thanks Toronto for the support"

THANK YOU!

Cool story, commie. Maybe one day you'll realize what a fucking POS you are, LARRY.

ur dumb

why the fuck would the lakers trade for empty stats man? Did anyone not see the pelicans winning more games without him? Did they not see Jahlil Okafor fucking putting up his exact same numbers when put in the same role?

the davis-bron lakers are worse than the '18 cavs. At least those cavs had kevin love and a bench

tomorrow as in tomorrow, or tomorrow as in today?

HE'S COMING HOME

So what's the next step in his career?

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a major back injury. he has arthritis and he's not even 30

whats rbl

Red ball lickers

>tfw she'll never crush your skull with her thighs

reddit basketball league

we play on tuesdays and thursdays

RBL as in the Raptors Bulls Lakers broship. It is currently /nba/'s most powerful broship with 23 championships.

Advanced stats still exists so no it'll still be a thing. Hope you like your centers spotting up for threes and shooting 25% and your power forwards being discount small forwards.

it's funny how long this fucking meme has survived here.

So is he gonna take over the New Balance brand just like Curry did for Under Armor?

Post the pic with Kobe, Carter and MJ.

mostly because Lakers and Raptors have the biggest following here most probably.

*wins 25 championships in your path*

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Why the bulls though? I literally cannot remember the last time I saw a Bulls fan post here.

oh can i play?

ok we're bringing back the broship war next year to shut you niggas up

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moral support. they need it right now...

They all left after this place became cancerous in 2014-15. They're the only team that still makes game threads and even then they're dying too

Dear Christ no, this shit ruined /nba/

who started this gay broship thing? reddit tourists?

not really fair for the raptors to have to carry the broship

Nah 7kt fags ruined it all the other broships were pretty chill

Wendy's or McDonald's

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>mfw based Spaniards Ibaka(and Gasol) brought it home for We the Norf

Only fair bro the Lakers and Bulls used to carry us hard that's the whole point of the broship

No they were all cancer. I stopped posting here when broshipping was a thing, and didn't return until this season.

Who /BTC/ here?

Not gonna lie we dead bro. That was a one year thing.

yeah but ive only been browsing here for three weeks so i dont care about that

cmon guys stop, stick to basketball. we're on the eve of the greatest season to ever happen. right after the 2nd greatest season to ever happen.

For me, it's the Nuggets-Hawks-Clippers broship (NHC)

This Broship is dead, it was only slightly relevant with the Cavs reaching the finals every year and Thunder's hateboner for Durant.

I'd like for the Lakers to sign these five guys:

Redick, Beverly, McGee, Bogdonovic, Bullock

C: Mcgee
PF: Davis
SF: LeBron
SG: Redick
PG: Beverly
Bench: Bogdonovic, Kuzma, McGee, Bullock, Wagner

That's an easy championship right there. No other team has that much depth AND two top 5-7 players.

we stand alone, bitch niggas not confident in their shit team. Don't jump on the bandwagon when we rise from the ashes

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YOU'VE BEEN TERRIFIC

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>The Lakers will literally clone McGee so he can be his own backup Center
We can't keep getting away with it.

Bros is it just me or are the Raptors championship shirts ugly af?

I want to buy something but these shits ain't /fa/....

>t. reddit tourist

Didnt take long to out yourself pathetic RBL fag

GUNGA

>Redick
Idk, would rather have KCP or bullock, or bazemore.

Just go with a normal strapback or pants. T-shirts and championship stuff are usually tacky.

We can rebuild him

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Pelicans‘ Julius Randle is not picking up his $9M player option for next season and will enter unrestricted free agency, league sources tell @TheAthleticNBA @Stadium. Randle is coming off his best NBA season (21.4 PPG, 8.7 RPG, 34.4 percent from 3-point range on 195 attempts).

>curry dickriders
why do these people exist?

NBA TOP 50 ALL-TIME

1. Jordan
2. LeBron
3. Kareem
4. Magic
5. Wilt
6. Bird
7. Shaq
8. Kobe
9. Duncan
10. Hakeem
11. Russell
12. Oscar
13. West
14. Moses
15. Dr. J
16. Baylor
17. Dirk
18. Garnett
19. Barkley
20. K. Malone
21. Kawhi
22. Isiah
23. Durant
24. Wade
25. Pippen
26. Robinson
27. Curry
28. Stockton
29. Ewing
30. Iverson
31. Harden
32. Drexler
33. McHale
34. Worthy
35. Payton
36. Frazier
37. Gervin
38. Nash
39. Klay
40. Walton
41. Kidd
42. Westbrook
43. Archibald
44. Rodman
45. Allen
46. Miller
47. Arvydas
48. Monroe
49. C-Webb
50. Vinsanity

>not getting a fun guy shirt

he doesn't want anything to do with the 2017-18 lakers meetup

>he thinks new balance is competent enough to restock Fun Guy shirts after the win

oh you poor soul...

His market value is way higher now

Why the fuck is Oscar ranked so high on these boomer lists when he's not even as good as Westbrook? Way too many old farts on there ranked too high.

LMAOOOOOO LeGM attempting to finesse a ring that he’ll NEVER ACQUIRE due to his bum ass being as old as a fossil () thinking AndTony Davisio is the solution when his lanky ass being made outta GLASS and CERAMICS Kyle Kuzma the for da lakers desu lakers fans on KRACK KOKAINE don’t be all going when AD breaks his legs and LeBoneHead gets injured too this offseason already got me goin the only real question is if Kawhi gets another which he probably will the next few years just prepare for the headlines when AD snaps like a twig cuz he’s

SOON

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le-le-le-lenny and the raps B)

youtube.com/watch?v=wo1OwRTRKRk

being a suns fan is suffering

There was a straw poll done last year that showed the Knicks having the biggest fan base on /nba/, they’re just quiet as fuck because they’re ass

WHO /KNICKSASS/ HERE?

get me 20 nuggs

that's based as fuck user, mcdonalds is quite a great fast food chain.

Pick me up 2 quarter pounders with cheese, my dude. I'll pay you back later I promise.

pics?

Carl Jrs>McDonald’s

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>when the post just ends mid sentence

is this a new meem?

shock and awe bros

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I don't want to alarm anyone but I might literallybe the devil. I get devil trips non stop. Way more than 1/1000 posts

Both are pretty great I think, but my epic top 5 would be Firehouse subs, five guys, chick-fil-a, Raisin Cane's and Taco Bell

I love these types of pics. So kino

cant wait to airdrop all these people a photo of my benis

I used to see that number everywhere but ever since I saw the light and was reborn spiritually it has stopped. Besides, the real devil's number is actually 616.

>mfw Knicks thought they would get the #1 pick
>mfw Knicks thought they would get Durant and then he got injured
>mfw Kyrie saw the Durant injury and won't even consider the Knicks anymore
>mfw a Melo retirement tour is the best they could do now

Anyone else laughing at the Knicks?

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Polocons

>kawhi knowingly put on the brakes during game 2, knowing a crippled KD would return to save the day and die but put up enough points to force a game 6, thus ensuring a 70% thompson would reinjure himself

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lonzo was supposed to magic 2.0 now he's just chris paul -2.0

twitter.com/CuffsTheLegend/status/1140418934816026628

Oh no. Now I'm scared.

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Kyrie to Nets has been a thing since before KD was injured

Based 11D chess

Kawaii is truly the smartest player in the NBA

Nest or Clisp

It's exactly because he's so smart he won't even sniff in the Lakers direction

fuck kd

>Russell not top 10, but somehow Bird, Shaq and Kobr are

I historically hate the lakers but this would be based

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oh and its still FUCK KD

The Hawks

can't wait for the ass blast when kawhi is in a laker uniform

which of u will i see tomorrow at the parade

Do you play JewK?

When did we get to the point we cared about literal whos on twitter?

Are you going to start posting random opinions twitter screenshots now?

>Mr. 10 points per game against construction workers

>seasonal anime posters
>known for intellect
>Lakers fans
>known for intellect

They're literal cancer that needs to be banned

post players you'd like to see suffer a career ending injury

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Did you think the same thing about LeBron and AD? Just curious

is irving going to lakers or Nets?

Reminder Dirk is the GOAT

AD has always been low IQ. LeBron is a literal fatherless crack baby ape pretending to be a mob boss.

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>let's throw everyone who isn't >muh intellect in the gulag
Where have we heard this before

it's all speculation, which is what everyone will have until trade deadline

Into the gulag you go mouthbreather

nets probably. Wherever he can say stupid shit and make it his own team.

Then post it yourself and not links to literal whos. Post woj links, post media links, not some rando on twitter that stans LeShit like a retard

...

>muh ebin gulag xDDDDDDD

Still on the fence about going. Will likely just tune in to CP24 and comfy watch it.

>literal whos
thats one of lebrons boys

No he's not, hes 's literally a fucking fanboy that guessed right on twitter one time and lives off that fame

>assblasted LeBron hater
lmao kys

Can you link this tweet where he guessed right? I don't follow twitterfags or drama.