Soccer Aid 2019

He's a cunt. How the fuck did they let him back on tv?

Because he gets people frothing at the mouth and producers love that.

Indefensible

Is Piers Morgan actually an Arsenal fan, or just one of those middle-class dickhead bandwagonners who pick a big club and then claim they're a lifelong?

Probably has dirt on a load of TV execs (and Simon Cowell) from his days working for the red tops.

He's a real Arsenal fan and his dad's a real Spurs fan.

Couldn't tell you the last time I tuned in to ITV lads. Probably Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.

Don't you watch Bradders?

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Haven't watched the Chase in ages. See big Sinnha has Parkinsons, grim.

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Do you reckon big Sam is shagging Reid?

Cringe

Fuck off, Piers.

Rita looks about 45

She looks and sounds like she's having one hell of a comedown.

I can't believe that fat bitch from one of the early big brother seasons is still in the public eye. She must be the only one.

>give £30 to Ngubu so he can have 8 more kids and breed you out of existence

GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLL

>professionals
>Rachel Yankey, Katie Chapman

>Pregnant Rachel

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haha

Wait the women's team is at the WC so these pro-women are random shitters?

mmmm Rachel

The women's team is random shitters too, so it was always going to be random shitters

fuck off yank

It's hard to take that Ant Middleton seriously. Imagine this squeaky voiced manlet barking orders at you.

Retired ex-pros.

BOLT'D

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The essential watch-along.

Is that Brixton?

Some pace on that lad, sign him up.

Evening lads. Hope you're all doing well :)

Would love to suckle on her jugs

Imagine your only claim to fame being that you're 'sort of mates' with Robbie Williams.

Lack of diversity here

Holy fuck cringe

haha

Already muted

>rapping wog shit
fuck off

you too, m8

What is this obsession with this urban wank? I notice the BBC continually do it with the FA Cup too.

Do people still fall for this shite?

>"poetry"

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All live in the London bubble

We should be reading poems like that in school

Damn kids these days with their hippy hoppy negro dab music

Reminder that Kirsty Gallacher begged Anthony Joshua for a threesome

Sign me up lol

This is the future of British culture mate, get used to it.

Not racist but I despise non white people lol

How can us white boys compete lads?

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Literally who

Majority of people I follow on Twitter now are parody boomer accounts

Big Tom looking old.

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Tim Hanks handled getting #metood like Teflon

Holy shit BTFO

Bolts looking chunky

>Rosana has tight shorts on
Wew lad.

He actually thought he'd make it professionally

He's as big as Essien.

>wwc steuggling canlt even give away tickets
>some joke game for celeb tax breaks is sold out
Howling

Usain Bulk

>Essien still playing and bossing the Azerbaijan league
Based

>david semen

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>wwc steuggling canlt
Are you OK?

some lad in /trans/ said he was predrinking before Soccer Aid. This was 3 hours ago.

>the bloke slagging off the inferior women's game made some spelling mistakes lol!

compare bolt to mbappe
only skinny manlets can be pacy

Are they allowed to tackle the women?

Daily reminder last year Mo Farah was actually hilariously good and was schooling professional strikers. He kept running all night.

Who else is hoping that one of the clumsy celebs breaks one of the female players' legs?

Fuck women.

I hate women

>rachel yankey muscled off the ball (by essien)

Thoughts on Susanna Reid lads?

He'll grow into the game

croydons finest

Bolt is gassed already kek

>Women

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Love Essien me

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...

Yikes

Bit early.

Based and redpilled. The FA needs to ban womens football again.

>every pound you pledge will be matched by UK government..... up to £3m
So, what's the point then, kek?

where is this being played?

CLATTERED

You love to see it

>we can afford to hand £3 million quid of taxpayers' money to charity

brexit means brexits lads

Mummy

But she's annoying when it comes to interviewing politicians

Stanford Bridge

>state of the Chelsea pitch

Stamford Bridge

>muh human right
It's also a human right, as set by the world, to have free speech, guess what we don't have in UK?

I hope you lads are donating tonight so Umbwebe can afford to buy a boat to get to Europe and live off your taxes.

ten pounds a month is like one tenth of my weed budget fuck that lmao

>£3m of taxpayer money going to help children in poverty
>council still won't fix the pothole on my road
FUMING

Andy Johnson > Glen Johnson

strawpoll.me/18177539
>strawpoll.me/18177539
strawpoll.me/18177539

Money is meant to do the opposite. Make sure they stay the fuck there. The other advantage is 'economic deals'. More money UK gives the more rights to minerals and oil and military shit.

You mean so posh trust fund twats who studied political "science" can get a free gig for unicef and live tax free in geneva

THIS. Can't even make death threats to the muzzies without the bizzies getting involved. This is OUR country

lynched

ITS COMING HOME

GOOOOOOL
>BRAZILIAN GOALKEEPING

IT'S COMING HOME LADS. ENGLAND BEATING THE WORLD ONCE AGAIN.

>women in Soccer Aid

Are men not allowed to have anything anymore? Smh.

Kek beat me to both

Could bolt make it in ligue 1? Personally I think yes

EN
GER
LAND

Do they play full 45 minute halves?

Best part is: they're here to stay now. Can't go back to men-only.

Will the result of this match affect our FIFA rank? A good win should put us up to #1.

mate if you think the 6,000 people arrested for hate speech last year were all sending death threats to 'muzzies' then you need your head sorted. I know the meme is to be counter the prevailing view in Yea Forums but this is a country with a fucking Porn License on top of already banned porn fetishes. Come the fuck on.

Tbh there's only a couple of them it's not that bad

>lovely bit of footwork by rachel yanky
oi oi

Absolutely not. His first touch is pure dogshit, can't cross or basically do anything required of a professional footballer.

He's maybe good enough for the National League.

> Mo "club foot" Farah tackling you
the absolute state of women's football

He's really bad. He couldn't even make it in A League.

When does the porn license kick in? I unironically have only heard it talked about on here.

His touch is shite and he looks out of breath already

how many goals would this boomer squad get past england womens?

Next month. It's been specifically hushed up because there would be kick offs if it was widely known.

I thought a club there was prepared to sign him but couldn't afford his wages, or was it the NSW league?

Sometime in July I Think.

i swear wright was black

Farah took more drugs than Lance Armstrong

They took him on for a while but cancelled his contract. To be fair it was almost certainly just a promotional stunt.

Horny teens BTFO

>yfw you won’t be able to watch BBC anal gangbangs anymore

This isn’t what Gramps fought zee Germans for.

I wonder what sort of wage he was on. Shit footballer obviously but from a promotional point of view, definite top tier I would have thought.

The wimminz getting outclassed by celebrities in a charity game

Daily reminder Yemen was part of the British Empire and now they're 3rd world. Almost like... hmmm... almost like.... almost... now bear with me... almost... now I might just be crazy here... almost like... almost... ALMOST... like an Empire... almost.... ran by... almost... bear with me here... smart people.... almost.... makes general life better... ALMOST.... for people.

Mark Wright is a national hero.

>be a total sperg
>actually meet a nice girl in the pub last night
>get on really well, even I can tell there's a mutual attraction
>swap social media
>she has a bloke

?????????????

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the empire was just the boomer version of comic relief , feeding and educating darkies for no return for us

You mean Arsenal fans then?

You gonna pursue it?

Why though? He can pretty much do all that's required of a football player and he is very quick

Is that my man Marvin "Robbie from Holby City" Humes? Based

Where u from lad?

>all internet porn is banned
>men across the country return to buying jazzmags
>this massively boosts the economy post Brexit and the pound immediately recovers to pre-referendum levels
>schoolkids kids get to discover the joy of finding used fluff mags in bushes like the good old days

Absolutely. They don't call him Big Sam for nothing.

Do it pal get in there

After Brexit we're going to get the old gang back together.

Seeing the size of her feet on Gogglebox put me right off. That prancing prat is welcome to her.

Why doesn't Yea Forums have a representative in the game?

have you been watching the wwc? quality is much higher than this.

ROW are shite lads, thought essien and drogba would carry them

Don't think they should have pro defenders desu, it would lead to more goals.

>you need fresh legs
Yes please Kirsty

Say that to the Crown Jewels. Got diamonds and 'rubies' from Africa and Burma/India respectively. I say 'rubies' as they're not true rubies... or some are. I forget the difference between the two. The worse thing is we gave away Hong Kong instead of fighting for it and now the Hong Kongers are crying because they were aware of how Jewish the Chinese are. The other bad losses were Qatar, Bahrain and UAE (and Oman technically). They have oil galore. Bahrain at least built us a military base. They're not even in the Commonwealth and the UK isn't even trying to add them in. Nepal isn't in either despite being us friends for hundreds of years.

>you now remember Big Sam, a man who looks like he eats crisps on the toilet, as the actual England manager

clattenburg kek

Watch them drop subtle hints about how well the women can handle the pace and physicality of the men's game.

They have taken the 2 hardest tackles of the night so fair play to em

His son signed for my team. His name is also Sam.

I wouldn't know. I only watch casualty because im not a complete fucking pleb

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They've done more for their teams so far than Messi did last night, and survived more challenges than Neymar can in a match

Nah I'm a fadge and I don't know what to say

yeah im not the queen so why the fuck would i give the fuck about some shiny rocks.

It was america who made us get rid of the empire becuase they wanted to take over their economies

Subtle? He's already come out and literally said they can match it.

WHAT A GOAL that was. B A S E D. Who is this guy? What is his gimmick?

I see a nipple!

I haven't watched Casualty since based Harry left (F)

Wish we'd ruled places with good footballers like the French and Dutch.

Nice goal that. Never heard of this Lynch but he's done well.

Think he's a freestyle footballer on YouTube or something.

He's some YouTube fag who does football tricks

NO! STOP ACCEPTING WOMEN!

Yes. Also because globalisation ended the cost to reward ratio. it's cheaper to just control the industries than to defend it. It's why we let the countries I mentioned in Arab peninsula go, thought they would be invaded and we couldn't defend them and NATO wouldn't help us against that kind of thing.

We're playing the long game mate. India will be a footballing super power eventually.

Who's that? I only know Charlie

Bit unfair, he'll be practising with a ball a lot.

Who actually goes to a game like this though lel

kids and people who have hearts to support charity you faggot.

Mulholland Drive was decent

>Professor X is suppose to be an English lad
>played by a Scot
Disgusting. Fassbender is a German Irish as well. Also disgusting.

>tfw you will never recieve a knighthood

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What a ball by that chick.

Chinks, kids, granny

BLACKED

Unironically a terrific pass from Yankley.

Is Ms Browns Boys set in Northern Ireland or Ireland? Also fucking STATE of Carragher.

He's got a bad back

Mrs Brown played by a bloke fucking joke man

bolt is unironicly better than lukaku

Kek Charlie is based as well in fairness. Harry Harper was the director of the E.D. then he left because his actor, Simon McCorkindale, had cancer and eventually died. He had a really hot daughter who used to be on The Bill.

The other lad that does the channel was supposed to be on the row team apparently

>scouse defending

>Usain Bolt scores
>doesn't do his signature celebration

Based Bolt.

Except carragher should have intercepted it if he wasn't a scouse twat

ooo eh

bolt's done em in

Sorry Becks

>bolt wouldn't dominate lig-

Yankee's playing for england

Didn't realise celebrity charity matches were so popular in China

I gonna make a brew and get some cake while they show these bums

Why would you want one?

if sterling didnt get that tatto this wouldnt be a problem

Cor, this is a bit depressing, can't we watch some kids taking some half timd pennos against Seaman, or trying to knock a ball through a hoop to win a bike

>black guy
>surname is Lynch
Lmao

>nig children shite

>Kids in the crowd are crying.
>This was their treat for the whole summer holiday.
>Dad's fuming.

If celebrities like Gemma Chan really want to raise money for charity why don't they sell their used knickers on craigslist or some shit. Imagine how much money some fucking weirdos would pay for that.

Where they filming this bit, Tower Hamlets?

come on lads, it's time to kick racism out of football

Who's it going to be lads?

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DONATE LADS DONATE LOOK AT LITTLE MBOMBO THERE CRYING

>grows up and stabs your Nan

looks more like croydon

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>unicef uses sport to help get children out of the cycle of violence
>dedicate yourself to learning football and make it your entire life
>earn the honour of being called up for the national team
>travel to world cup
>get thrashed 13-0 and dabbed on by sheltered professionals
>return home and go on a shooting spree

Reminder that blacks don't want you meddling in Africa
instagram.com/p/Bx2THmfhQL9/

Weirdo?

[not in picture]

Hoping for Stewart, realistically probably Hunt.

If anyone can Chan can

>grows up
Bold assumption

i hate the tories but from their prespective Raab is the best bet for them. It's going to be boris thoug

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You mean which one of those weirdos is going to have the chance to lose to Boris? Hunt I guess.

Is the shooting spree before or after Chelsea academy pick them up?

kek

The only racism that matters is racism towards white people.

no boris?

It will be Rory vs Boris in the last round

You say that as a joke but it’s literally true lmao

Tower hamlets doesnt really have that many blacks ,it's 90% pakis

Boris told Channel 4 to go fuck themselves. He was right tbf as it was a bit of s shitshow.
Mind, he's doing the BBC one this week.

Kick brown people out of europe

Can't really see that happening unless Rory impresses in the next week and picks up the MPs from the candidates that drop out

I seriously hope nobody on Yea Forums rates Rory Stewart

Definitely won't be the guy with the freemasin hand gesture

all the remaoners will slowly team up behind rory

All look the same to me lad.

Thoughts on Rachel Riley lads?

The BBC have been falling over themselves to suck his dick and sing his praises, it's embarrassing.

who is that peng lass?

Flawless diamond

Id cum in 30 seconds

WHAT ABOUT THE FEMALE PLAYERS?????

NEED TO MENTION HOW GOOD THEY ARE???/

That won't be a great look going out to the Tory party membership, though.

Offputtingly perfect

Wish that was acid.

Calm down and have sex.

Stop talking about politics u faggots

british girls are made for slavic cock

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GET PASQUALE ON

it's so forced

>So you've been to Jamaica and seen what that money does Gemma

Yeah, pay for the flights and a week's holiday over there.

Just donated £15 I hope you’ve all done the same

Big feet like gammon

Wait. She's pregnant?!

Absolutely still would though.

Just turn £15 out of my wallet and burnt it

I'm poor af. Donate to me.

we send 350m to soccer aid a week
lets fund our NHS instead

Have sex

got £12 left of my universal credit and I need to buy baccy and white lightning mate so nah fuck off ya posh cunt

This guy is a pretty shit actor

Lovely Keeley. She won't leave our screens for the Hollywood dollar.

No. I don't think I will.

look at these millionaires begging for money

They need buy jonnys and stop having kids

On its way

No more white saviours videos! Send yellow and black ones instead

>funding the NHS
Cringe
>funding the army so we can expand Gibraltar and annex Spain
Based

Thoughts on Keeley Hawes lads?

How many substitutions are they allowed?

Buy some sterilisation kits instead of all that technical kit, much cheaper and effective.

>imagine being resentful of an entire race because they don't pay special attention to you

What WAS Sam whispering?

more like funding the army so we can expand israel and annex the west bank desu

Loads

What the fuck is Susanna wearing. Show us a bit of leg and tit love.

Will Africa ever be saved?

>Joke Hole

Wow.

Why didn't she speak to 'Arry, he looked forlorn

Reid so fucking fit

A few

it's called a coat hanger you dolt

"pie, chips, pint of gravy, and 4 sausages please"

Within a century it will be officially property of the Chinese government

Will be buying Nivea from now on

Can't wait to see The Secret Lives of Pets 2 desu

Why are they booing fucking Morgan? Simply because he has central-right views? Fuck off you nonces.

UK has no interest in Israel because that's USA's territory.

In a one on one war, UK would eventually beat Spain. But Spain could take Gibraltar in, at most, a week, and it would take 10 years or so to get it back without help. The UK would never be able to land a force heavy enough anywhere to take it back. The reason Gibraltar haven't is there is no reason to. If Gibraltar voted to join Spain and the UK didn't honour it and they invaded, chances are UK would be alone.

cuck

Probably cos of the fake pictures in the Mirror.

because he's a cunt who hacked dead kids phones perhaps?

Lmao

>Why are they booing fucking Morgan? Simply because he has central-right views? Fuck off you nonces.
Maybe because he's a fucking piece of shit.

I'd prefer to watch another video of some emasculated sambos playing football in Africa than this

And the family's of dead soldiers

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That was just harmless banter with dead kids, some people have no sense of humour.

Congratulations on being the worst person in this thread

Oh right. I didn't know that. Pretty scummy.

Fuck off.

kek

honestly would love a round with rita lads

imagine being some greving family and having Tyreeq Townsend-Ngubu calling you up to explain he wants to play for congo instead becuase england are racisit wasteman

imagine being this much of a cuck

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting like

And the crowd goes mild

Thoughts on Rita Ora lads?

When did british pop become so shit?

Based armchair general

Probably about 1988

better singer than dua lipa but not as peng

When minorities got involved

Imagine dying just because the ground wobbled a bit? Pathetic.

Whenever the Beatles formed

but craig david is top tier

Always has been. Not a single pop artist better than say, Prince.

It's a long list of things with Piers. You really need to go look at his time in the print press to see what a cunt he is. Utilising paparazzi to harass people, manufacturing stories to bully celebs, hacking phones, knowingly printing doctored photos of soldiers abusing Iraqis.
It's the fact he thinks he's some sort of pantomime villain and that the booing and jeering he receives he thinks is jocular and not actual disdain for him.

Im as racist as the rest of you but these poor fuckers killed by earthquakes do legit need help.

Based nepalis

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haha yeah because the Cliff Richard era before that was just amazing

sent;)

the absolute state of this

Maybe Nesbitt should donate some of his fucking fortune

>that explosion
Didn't know this was in Manchester

70818

Donner Barm no salad chill sauce
10" mighty meaty
Portion of onion rings
Free garlic bread wi cheese

I'm on the dole and missed an appointment this week. Got nothing to give

I'm so glad we all came together lads

I honestly don't follow him at all, only going on what I've heard people say and as far as I know all he said was some shit but if he did that, yeah, cuntish behaviour. There's being against the status quo and there is doing scummy things that the side he rallies against does as well.

But thats exactly what his career has become. I find it more bizarre he's allowed on the telly at all. He even had a decent gig in America for a while and then came back to prime breakfast TV with saucy Susannah. They lucky git.

He does, you dumb dumb.

Remember not to give any money if you're white. They don't want your white knight guilt pounds.

Lost a tooth last night when Propane Nightmares came on. Gutted lol.

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>Britsh Aiways
>"we love you britain"
>"we love all your different views on the world"
Um do you really

>barm
Get out.

has any of you actually donated?

Hating retards just makes you look cringe and an asshole.

Wouldn't want to have a white saviour complex. David Lammy wouldn't approve.

im white, so no

Dont think its real pal

I hate foreigners and the poor, so no.

Who here /dinner/? Steak and chips for me

Go on...but please dont say muffin or flour cake!

Harry Kane's put the beef on.

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>The Drog
>JT
>Essien
>Carvalho
>Joey
>at the Bridge
FUCKING BASED, best soccer aid ever. Glen Johnson can fuck off though

For me, it's roast chicken

fuck carlos got fat

Donated £50 to a fundraiser for a local football club, done my bit

I miss wearing Mckenzie jackets

Happens to all Brazilians after they retire.

does bolt count as a celebrity or a professional now?

moved some things around and have donated £300

Top man

>wanting a knighthood from the evil reptilian family who oversee this dystopia

Thank fuck all those ad breaks are finally over, now I know what it feels like to be an american.

Do you get out of breath standing up?

>£10 for a cheap takeaway pizza
Fucking hell I feel sorry for Londoners

Not gonna lie, I'm pretty fucking fat. Need to keep an eye on my weight now I'm in my 30s, don't want to die of a heart attack before I get to see England lift the womens world cup.

I wouldn't give Unicef the time of day. Not funding their nonces holidays.

Can get 3x10" for £10 near me. I'll never understand melts who blow loads on undercooked Dominoes

>Pic
Now that is some real overcompensation. Sorry, Iain, but you're still a nigger who will never be English. And this army wank can do one, the last time the genuinely fought for British people was in the Falklands. Where are they in Rotherham and Rochdale etc.

10 sheets gets you a ruck o food from halal takeaways here in Bolton.

Imagine living in London fuck that.

This desu, don't trust a single major charity, they're all Clinton Foundation tier

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that sas bloke is either built as fuck or fat as fuck

tbf all the big chains cost far more than that, londoners are probably lucky they've got so much choice

Get off Yea Forums, boomer

Yeah, but you're in Bolton

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>Liverpool's greatest ever centre half got humiliated by a ducking track athlete
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The second half is when England collapse due to shit GK. Fucking Carlos and Pires to deal with.

Go back or embrace the goalpill.

>He didn't watch BG(M)T

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All the cheap paki shops near me use interchangeable meat cubes for most of their toppings. Stuff is grim.
At least Dominos, Pizza Hut etc have recognisable stuff on them.

The MAN MOUNTAIN isn't playing though.

Why is John Terry coming out of fucking defence when he's the best CB we have? Why are our final balls so shit? We need to win this one.

>le meme free kick man
Marcelo > Carlos, unironically

A Dominos just opened up in my town right next to a local takeaway, even though they charge literally 3x as much it still seems to stay busy.

Fuck the power of advertising.

Haha, like how they've dressed up the PG Tips chimp to have a go in goal.

>inb4 owen hat trick

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JT went on those Chad runs from defence quite often as a Chelsea player

Based Memehernposter

Is Owen even on yet? Did Lynch come off? He was on his hattrick

Domino's do loads and deals and offers that bring the prices down, you'd be daft or loaded to pay full.

>he doesn't like spicy meat cubes
Prissy cunt.

noice

>Keane

>that run

>replacing a woman with a FTM

Nah, even with deals. They have a massive poster advertising their special offer of any 2 pizzas only £20.

If you were lucky enough to get on Soccer Aid how would you pay tribute to your fellow Yea Forumsartans on telly?

Are all the splitties off now?

CAM ON OWEN. SCAW SAM FACKEN GOWLS.

>Shen Berphard
Looks like the game has reached its tipping point

do a roman salute after scoring a blooter

And?

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This is the problem. Even the type of pizza bases and burger patties. You tell it all comes from the same place.

Where the fuck is Beckham? He played for United and did well. He was in the start of the show? Why can't he play? Imagine how popular it would be with him here.

I wish these pros would just keep playing til they collapse, some really nice passing going on here.

Just keep dropping down the leagues like Sherringham did.

he played for the Man Utd legends game a while back and scored a worldy

I'd scream MESSI MESSI MESSI when I scored and TORRES TORRES TORRES if I win the game with a goal. I'd also say
>20xx
>giving to charity
Shiggy.

it's not all about him so he would never agree to it

>Usain Blot

why the fuck does le run fast man take so long to shoot

Well, incels, it seems the women are as good as the men, when it comes to football.

£8.99 for a large pizza and 2x 500ml drink collection. About the same in any paki shop.

Essien is, which isn't fair. England are gonna lose this guys. Way too many good ex-pros on the field for RotW.

Exactly, that's what I meant.

Except he played for United Legend thing.

Would you rather

a) Score the winning goal for your local club to win the FA Cup

OR

b) Enjoy a night of no questions asked fun alone with a heavily pregnant Rachel Riley.

Olé!

may have put on a few stone but carlos still got the touch

he does his own charity matches.

>b) Enjoy a night of no questions asked fun alone with a heavily pregnant Rachel Riley.

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englel are DESPERATE

FA cup. Easy

Where do you live? Can get that for £6 up north.

>Glen Johnson was in this
jesus christ

That pass from Carlos was complete filth.

>Not hating paddies as an Englishman

wtf

Careful now

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Strong post

who

do a quick one behind some bins with her then go and win the fa cup

Middlesbrough.

think what's going into that shit though mate

>cares about charity so much he'll only shill his own one
Disgusting. He wants that Knighthood so badly. I want him to get it but he'd do well to be humble and say he's doing this for charity and so on.

Very few people hate the Irish. They hate the Irish hating the British/English. People like me want the Irish to rejoin the Union to fuck the EU over but you won't.

I'm so sorry.

FA cup, easy

Thoughts on Rochelle Humes lads?

I always find it hilarious when Clive has to ramble on about the celebrities as if he knows who they are.

That fucking unit off the SAS program isn't a bad player.

True but not as degenerate as the paki ship ones.

beyond fit, she's stupidly attractive

Too much nostril.

>Clattenburg letting another penalty go
Fuck off. This is bullshit.

Daily reminder over a million Irish people literally starved to death as part of the British Empire and now I'm having a great time

>nobody has answered b yet

Lol would it be weird having sex with her hahaha lads eww haha

Don't knock it, it's cheap

>owen

See her in Tesco once.

I'm sure he keeps calling him Joe Winks

Based Clatts keeping things interesting.

Middlesbrough is England's Chernobyl, minus the sympathy.

Well done, the kid's 47, Michael.

hope you stood next to her as she walked past so you could sniff her

Ai not bad for a big lad.

haha more like Joe Twinks, check that body out haha

>can't tell the difference between the english celebs and the english "pros"

More like England's Detroit.

>that shambles of live discussion with David Harewood

a lot of literal whos in the teams

at least its not a glorified kick about for robbie williams and his mates these days

crikey

She looks like a Klingon who's had her ridges amputated. So yeah, she's hot.

Right, but... as I'm sure you're aware that fault isn't squarely with Britain. It's the past mate. I get it though.

That Drogba/Carragher exchange was kino

Post him

It’s not our fault your starved on an island surrounded by fucking fish.

miss anakin, the crowd loved him last year

Did he just say "When Mark Wight hits them, they stay hit?" kek

>this high-pitched screaming

This isn't /wwc/

At least Detroit had a hayday and has produced music, Boro has never been good.

Yeah I bet Jonathan Wilkes is sat in full kit in tears at his bedsit wondering why the shared phone never rang.

Do you get UK telly in Ireland for free or do you have a stream lad?

Based Lee Mack
Based Hayden

Same will happen here after Brexit desu

>95.80
hurr funny cunt

robbie keane looks like absolute shit for 38

Christ England are sucking. Lee Mack isn't the solution to our problems!

Got to say not been as good as previous years.
No shit keepers
No paddy maguiness being shit
No anakin playing football for the first time
No red cards

>oi paddy av u gorr a license for that fish?
>no? well off to Australia wiv u then

Meant for

They better be contributing towards the fucking TV license

Ireland as a TV license, so it's not free whatever.

Don't talk shit about Lee Mack

>calvin klein boxers on

Every year they take it more and more seriously and miss the point of the whole thing

they get beeb and c4 but not itv and 5 iirc

Nah it's just on the telly. There's like two actual Irish channels and almost every other channel we watch are Brit ones.

You were saying

hes shit

You’re not using the loisense meme properly. Kinda sad desu.

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this game has more quality than every wwc game i’ve seen imo

>the northern city state of Lee Mack

Middlesbrough used to be an industrial powerhouse, lad. Was a world leader in steel production once upon a time. Built many a bridge too in China and Africa, as well as building the Sydney Harbour Bridge, Tyne Bridge and the Storstrom Bridge

This is shit compared to the WWC.

I'll use the meme however I see fit, you're not the boss of me

They probably do spread the diseases tbf

this is far better than the MLS lmao

dumb ass, when the old female pros were on they were definitely better than the celebs.

Women's football is shit. The only thing women are even good for is looking at naked.
>inb4 faggots call me sexist
I am. Shocking I know, but I weighed up the facts and that's where I landed. If you don't like it? well, you better learn to deal, because I'm going to be posting a lot around here from now on.

I’m English and your Irish so yes I am.

Are Paddy and Robbie involved in this i aint seen either? Its robbies baby but is paddy mguiness not there at all?

This is a women-hate thread, please adjust your opinion and try again.

time for england to die

Should be a new set of players every year.

is that eric coming on?
oh sheyyyiiiittttttt

I doubt you’ve been watching the WWC.

>joke hole

>Forgot EastEnders wasn't on last night so caught a bit of the match
>mfw seeing the female "footballers" walk onto the pitch with 6 year old boys who could probably beat them

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Ahh lovely steak and chips, now for a fat American-style marshmallow I got from Tesco for dessert.

I hope Ben Shepard breaks his fuckin neck

>lee shat

>Cole
>mack

Really strong post

There's no one properly fat playing, that's the problem. The contrast between pro and celeb is meant to be comical but they're inviting people who have gone through youth academies and can obviously play a bit.

Lee Cack

That doesn't work though, in Africa, giving them more money just gives them the means to pay traffickers to get them in. It works in Latin America though.

I can't help but wonder how much more money would be raised if instead of a ball they used Warwick Davis.

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What kind of women you like seeing naked?

>dinner at 9:30

>glen Johnson

Hasn't he only just retired, he should dominate this shit

Oh fucking hell

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Leave stoke on trent alone

It's copypasta m8.

Carlos is pretty fat, no doubt still fit as a butcher's dog but he is fat.

Lee Chuck

How about that Stewart. what a rotten character

>less than 1% of viewers donated
lmao

Essien is still playing in Azerbaijan kek

>TERRY

Oh shit.

>Less than 1% of viewers donated this year
Maybe they were too busy buying food for themselves and their senpai you posh cunt.

Lee Sneed

I mean like Peter Kay or Rick Waller.

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Whose this fucking mutt

Kem living the dream highlight of the night.

Yea Forums Mack

Susanna Reid

imagine scoring the winner for rotw lads, imagine your bros cheering and all the seething you would cause

>Only 1% donated.
More like 99% of people know it’s a fix.

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>only celebs take pens

I wanna see carragher clear one in the top corner

Also it's that the players play like it's a relegation six-pointer. Have a little fun, do some tricks, samba style for the crowd

>win a competition
>get to play 4 minutes
disgraceful

Alan from Essex won a comp in order to play hope he bangs one in his own net

How many of these celebs are good enough to start for the Gibraltar national team?

Probably some of the non-league types like Mark Wright.

Not Lee Mack thats for sure

No point

sweet, pens

They should have Cantona on every year just for a skit where he gets heckled by the Crystal Palace mascot and then fly kicks the shit out of him.

Create some fun moments.

Harewood's about 60, is there nobody younger?

Worth it for those Drogba and Roberto Carlos passes alone. Absolutely silly.