/wwc/ - USA v Chile Thread 2

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>Chile
>Actual women

>USA
>a bunch of trannies

Really fair.

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>implying you wouldn't

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TSN stream is garbage, need a fox one

This is backwards

Seething.

Already setting it up for when you lose to Thailand.
Smart.

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USA is probably the cutest team in the WC aside from the pink hair'd dyke.

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...

Honorable mention for Norgefu.

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>Chile’s actual women are uglier than the USA’s trannies

oh no no no no no

Stay mad

I unironically like Hope Solo’s punditry.

>Hope seething

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Christiane Endler
youtube.com/watch?v=WSKc03wacqM

>This post
>That flag

Checks out.

refball has helped us sure, but chile has no attack.

anyone else saw the Chile player readjusting her labia?

>buy peaches
>look forward to eating them
>eat peach
>its one of those shitty ones where the nut inside is loose so you get pieces of it while chewing
god fucking damn it i bought 2 kilos of these

anyway how is everyone else today

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>braids
user please stop I am abstaining

The state of “actual women” in chile

What she saying?

For me it's Neverlands.

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We got a Nigress coming in.

Fuck you, man.

Ok, that 22 Ertz on the USA is a guy.

bet that nigger doesnt even listen to slayer

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>black man wearing a slayer t-shirt
>disgusting

>Greenland
>Flag is red

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Cope harder

>goes to eat peach
>nut still inside

very cute black princess

stop. just stop.

i want you to win but you're objectively wrong here.

why is chili so terrible at soccer

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>can't handle a real woman
She'd bully you like you were her nephew

Metal is for manchildren anyway

ill kick your ass if you dont delet your post

the air

This. Doesn’t make sense logically

not great, just got the flu lad. baffling to me how i managed to got the fucking flu in summer, probably stress. so i'm resting in bed watching the footy

Does she have Scottish ancestry?

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didnt know edgar davids had transitioned
good for him

Arby's

Nice, but that is the laziest song choice they could possibly have chosen.

Coupe du Monde Féminine de la FIFA

Lads, I want to see Press more but she's been so shit today....

fucking lol

prolly...most american are mix in one way or another...the 56% is very real

Pugh is really cute bros

The plantation owners in the south where all Scots Irish

good save

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do the chilean women do this too or just the men

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mutt

video is over 9000 years old...ask like you been on the internet before

already missed two chances wtf?

Actual answer: We don't have pro players, except for a few girls like Endler who plays in PSG. Most of them either have jobs or have to keep doing other activities aside from playing on the weekends, no infrastructure and bare financial support.

>a literal mutt

can someone nuke us already?

Women seem to dive a lot less

How about you watch the actual game going on right now before posting

but this is my first time on the internet

the owners were jews but the caretakers of the plantations where all mostly scots, irish, and wales

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>You get to have sex with Alex Morgan
>But there’s a 50% chance you turn into an American afterwards
Would any of you do it?

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they keep it private

>over 9000
ha

you want a piece of me...ill see you in 30 minutes

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I bet retired edgar davids would be a better player than any top class female player.

Cute!

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pugh is cughte!

>how about you watch women's sports
how about you suck my dick
but do they finger each other's buttholes?

Note that this is the first time Chile plays in a WWC,so it is quite historical.
Also, the referee knows shit. Why is there VAR in this?

yes

depends, how affluent an american would I be? I ain't being no poor murican

Most would do it for a 100% chance

Yes

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Never would I risk those odds

I would do it even if it was a 100% chance of becoming american

100% of their brain power is used up on basic cognitive tasks like running and hitting the ball.
they haven't got the headspace to dive.

The ships that brought them over where Jewish owned, most of the plantations and slaves weren't

>Chilean women yelling and communicating, good teamwork
>US women silent, bitterly passive aggressive as they look to run up score

American women are trash

yeah, anything is better than being british

haha nice one m8

>USA are playing teams that can't even complete basic passes
I'm so confused, when do they actually play someone who has more funding than just hotdogs and handshakes?

Women's soccer is much more entertaining than men's right now. Fuck off and quit shitposting.

>hotdogs and handshakes
is this AEW?

okay thanks for not using too many excuses for your terrible play unlike your counterpart

her nose weird me out, i probably wouldnt be able to get my mind off of it

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>US women silent

Well I guess they learned something from the british

Sweden will be a tough match desu.

You're talking about that U-15 team from Texas?

Wew

you sound homo gay

Sure.
>I have a job so I won't die penniless in the street if I catch a cold
>I'm old enough not to go to school so I won't get shot
>I'm obese already
There's literally no downside.

Sweden you impatient fuck

Yanks answering this question

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MISSED AGAIN

good save wowza

The Chilean gk is pretty good desu

yes

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nice save

shit
what went wrong here

>homo gay
ask me how I know you're not old enough to use this site

Imagine being the guy in charge of collecting up the used kit in the changing room.

>that's how good this Chilean team is
If they are so good, why are they down 3?

Anyone gonna watch the USMNT play at the Gold Cup in two days?

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Have another you britbong

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>pakistani sense of humor

That big roastie has tragic touch. Zardes-tier bad.

Decent save

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>Sweden will be a tough match desu.

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how do you know?

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man, that women's revolution is something to behold

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Why can't USMNT play as good as these girls?

Well she is, in fact, Gyasi Zardes with hair extensions

when you snort coke with so much force the nose needs to grow another hole.

ye tbf one of the only good GK with US and france one, surprising from a small team

Reminder

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Yes.

when chiles attack?

Chilean keeper is the only one still trying

nope nope nope...most jews from the north (new york, delaware, rhode island) moved to the South purchase a very large amount of the land built plantation growing rice and sugar to send back to the uk

>American reaction to the first professional player they’ve played against in the tournament not letting them roll the ball in

Eh, I thought it would be worse by this time.

Whoran a thicc!

there was something special about this picture right? They are serial killers or something?

>that ass cheek bounces when the keeper fell on the ground
Oooooooof!

chilean keeper is kryptonian

Sounds about right

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WHAT A SAVE!

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What the fuck is JP on about, the Chile goalkeeper has been shit today.

>Lost in their own tournament to England
>Still this arrogant

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_up_the_score

>In North American sports, "running up the score" occurs when a team continues to play in such a way as to score additional points after the outcome of the game is no longer in question and the team is assured of winning.
>In the United States and Canada, it is considered poor sportsmanship to "run up the score" in most circumstances

Are the USA team all total bitches? Or do they get some special reward if they score more than, say, 50 goals in the tournament?

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jewish missionary from american trying to tell of the love of Jesus Christ...

props to wrestler outside of the ring for not breaking character

It's full of F tier athletes because the good ones are all poached by football and basketball.

built like a fukken boy...mmmmmmmm i love biopussy

hey it could be Thailand’s score

cope

Got Champagne Supernova stuck in my head lads. It's doing my nut.

American sports put heavy emphasis on running up the score, especially in the college system most of those girls come from, which factors large wins into their top 10 rankings.

Because where men are concerned, the rest of the world tries

UNC Women's Soccer is better funded than the Uruguayan men's national team

They want to get the attention of average americans who dont care about soccer

>Champagne Supernova
what is that?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why don’t they let carli Lloyd rest holy shit
She’s an old woman

Looks like we're still lucky

Deserved to go in desu

YOU WILL NEVER BE A STATE...fuck off loser send moar rum

QT rater is up

score a fucking goal I'm falling asleep here

Listen to Some Might Say. Swallow a spider to catch a fly

a sex posiition

Hurty leg time

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at first I thought tjia was one of those webms that german dude posts, where women pretend to play football very bad and thenstart to undress

Is this Chilean keeper world class?

Probably. This is why they need equal pay!

>BBC QT Rater is now live
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48655677

Giving all the yanks a 1 for a laugh

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chilean attackers and midfielders are so fucking shit

They want more money so they feel the need to show off extra hard no matter the opponent.

that flag
that reply
im not surprise entire country is mostly full of tranny

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48655677

Plays on the female PSG

Drink coffee

The NA commentator on my stream is fucking terrible

>that american kid gorging himself on pop-corn
WELL

I heard this in the supermarket on Friday. Chase away the Oasis nightmare with some based Billy Ocean: youtube.com/watch?v=q5uMOOQ6MV0

saving this pic for later fapping

She's the female de gay

the match is so fucking gash that jonathan pearce is now telling us what he had for breakfast

grim

Song from the 90s

youtube.com/watch?v=A7DRq7_5sQs
this was stuck in my head for about a week

>listening to Oasis
>liking the worst Oasis single
At least make it Don't Look Back in Anger

thanks, m8

>implying he’s not french-American

>only up 3

what is this bullshit?

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what is the popular name for girl and boy in chili

>missing all these chances
Don't they want to win 10-0?

based

the US women's team is so far ahead the other teams, it's kind of ridiculous
they're walking away with the world cup, aren't they?

She plays in women's PSG
The rest are amateur players mostly university students and mothers, or play in small teams

I don't even like Oasis, m8. It's just in there.

Press is /elite/

She plays in PSG and won the best goalkeeper of the 18-19 season award, so she is pretty good

the stripper at the club who will only take 5s and 10s for lap dancing

FUUUUUUUUUCK

>that save
legitimately impressive

goaler's good

without the chilean goalie this wouldve been a 10-0

STOP ROBBING MY WIFE OF GOALS REEEEEEEEE

how fucking old are you?

they came last in the She Believes cup. They've just not had strong opposition yet.

If Chile had the Thai goalkeeper this would be 15-0 by now

What's his endgame?

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nice fukken save by that man goalie

In a tournament like the world cup goal difference can be an important tie breaker thus it is kind of okay to run up the score. However, in most cases the team would tone down any celebrations at a certain point. The Americans are bitches for enthusiastically celebrating each and every goal, not for the scoreline itself.

only 3/0 against our girl B team

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user chatting up his WWC waifu

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This keeper

Does that mean there's a chance I, an american, will turn to a 3rd worlder?

No thanks. Alex is great but there's nothing I would give up to stop being a citizen of the greatest nation on gods green earth.

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what a great save

USA will win

this goalie is pretty good tbqh

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The entirety of both your mens and womens programs is this one female GK, Alexis.

This is our B team

this is our girl B team too

GIVE ENDLER YOUR BIG DICK ENERGY LADS

*ahem*
no

>implying he's wrong

30. I don't listen to shitty music though, which I'm guessing it is

i hope not...the goalie from chili deserves this win

Fuck off, you'd better take that back

He's doing that penaldo pose desu

>Cristiano Ronaldo at the club

>The Americans are bitches for enthusiastically celebrating
Self loathing faggot.

>In a tournament like the world cup goal difference can be an important tie breaker
considering most 3rd place teams go through it isnt really

Epic goalkeeping by Endler

A half-decent female keeper.
What a novelty!

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starbuck plays for the national team?

>>Yea Forums

holy shit

>lloyd slipping it in
me too

Are there any team that can stop the USA?

Here they go, spelling out their acronym again

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No

Yes, England

Bro, look at the scoreboard. It's in the pic

>being a pretentious shitter that acts like he doesn't know who Oasis is

Go outside and make friends Jan

possibly us and the nips

The score should read Chile - 0, White Privilege - 3

yes, team Cholesterol

>knowing any oasis song but wonderwall by name

Way to look at the bright side.

I feel bad for the Chilean goalie desu, has to deal with this trash defense in front of her

Why is our women's team so good and our men's team so bad, shouldn't it be the other way around?

>come last in the She Believes cup
>think you can win

too bad the Chilean keeper is stuck with a garbage team

How tall is the bean keeper? She almost doesn't look ridiculously undersized in front of a standard goal

HALF-decent

Kek

France maybe, in the quarter final

BASED

Next game should be interesting. US is already resting Alex Morgan, and I can't imagine Carli Lloyd plays the next game. Sweden's a big step up.

Chile’s keeper is the first professional player you’ve played against so far

>England
>Japan
>France

I know they are shit and I just listened to 30 seconds of that song and I honestly don't think I've heard it before, but it's just totally not what I would listen to.

>t. Low test faggot that doesn't celebrate victory

no, teams, which play good in the group stage, usually never win, you should really know

We'll see about that after the full 90min

AND shit mid and forward.

Jesus Fuck McDonald throws the ball harder than Alexander-Arnold

hahah come to England
people would actually bottle you in certain parts here if you don't know the lyrics to about 3/4 Oasis songs

Literally just look at funding. You fund mens football a minuscule amount compared to other countries, whereas you're basically 90% of worldwide funding of womens football.

That's because they have only 2-3 good songs, but they are fucking bangers. You probably missed them

Men's sports are all about nogs out-pacing each other. Women's sports are almost always middle-class pastimes, which is why just about every team in this WC is so white. Our nogs pick from literally 4 other sports before even remembering this sport while growing up, meanwhile every other country sees this as basically the only sport and their nogs follow suit

The US is the best team in this Copa by a mile

England France and Japan would get played off the pitch

Japan has tekkers but no size. The rest are crap

if we don't win by 5 it's a loss

another save fug

>All those SJW seething when Endler said she was somewhat of a conservative
>even between her peers

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BASED

>people would actually bottle you in certain parts here if you don't know the lyrics to about 3/4 Oasis songs
Getting bottled by faggots

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>turn the game on 15 minutes ago
>the entire time has been in the attacking half

I thought this was supposed to be the other good team in our group

Maybe in the north, I've never even heard Oasis played anywhere in the parts of England I've been to. The band is still shit though

The Chilean keeper is for real. One day, she can tell her grandchildren that she deserved to live her dream of being on the same field as the USWNT

No that’s Sweden

I don't listen to any rock or pop basically so...Doesn't interest me at all.

>which is why just about every team in this WC is so white
idk our women NT seems fairly diverse in terms of social background and ethnicity

sweden is rated higher than chile

*blocks your path*

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chile players cute

That would be 15-year-old boys.

>Great Britain
>flag is average at best

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Yeah compared to US they're all trash. How much time of possession has Chile even had on the offensive side of the field?

>old lady Press can't score on 10+ attempts on some Chilean farmer team

time to retire desu

is wrestling a sport?

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>Conceded 1 to the ladybois

They're shipping at LEAST 5

kek

At least post based Roord

My fav Nedername is Van der donk though

If Lieke Martens finally stops being utterly useless this cup, Netherlands really has a shot.

Why are they all so tanned

holy shit who is that qt who is taking this free kick?
23?

>that skin
>those green eyes

Fuck team USA, I hate them for running up the score against Thailand and doing the same against Chile.

Do Muslims like Oasis that much?

>no goals in the second half
it's over, these shitters won't repeat

It's certainly a few shades lighter than the Ngubu-fest your men's NT is

(you)

Hey user, I'm heading to Arby's. Do you want anything?

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yes, she should retire to sit on my face

What do you normally listen to?

>cheat-e

E R A P E N A L

>faggots
most of them are norf fcers and they'd kick your head in without forethought
true and true

USA USA USA USA

*Gets ran over*

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>VAR

I'll have the roast

Press?

>t. Faggot

>If Lionel Messi finally stops being utterly useless this cup, Argentina really has a shot
is not gonna happen

10/10
here's the attention (You) so desperately crave

More of a gegenPress guy myself

Hilarious how Oasis couldnt break America like muh beatles

ERA PENAL

one of those ghirardelli chocolate shakes

ERA

Do you have a picture of their menu??

>*runs past you*

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The female refs are useless.

come on, how the fuck was that a pen?

Refball time!

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Get VARRED

hoping the Chilean keeper makes a save here Tbh

Era?

What do they prove by scoring 13 goals against Thailand?

VARed

NO ERA PENAL

>soulless VAR break
absolute state of diveflop

>women flipping out on each other in the commentary booth

Mommy Carly gonna get the refball hattrick

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>penulty

It always looks worse in slowmo
It “catches” everything

Fuck VAR

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That was pity goal they allowed.

VAR needs to go

ERA

I think it was only released in England. I grrew up in Belgium and never heard it growing up. I agree that it's shit. If you want a superior Oasis song that isn't wildly overplayed, I recommend Morning Glory.
youtube.com/watch?v=gr7MSSPNH9o

Var sinso

drum n bass, hardcore, generally speaking "dj music", not bands/singers

true

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>

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Good entertainment honestly

They weren't as good as the Beatles they had like 2-3 good songs at most

Aw come on

kek

What the fuck just happened?

>penalty
Outside the box

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CHILEAN MERCY

fug

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lelBurgers

>american rules

YIKES
I
K
E
S

>Huenteo
Shouldn’t she play for Brazil?

JUSTICIA

Put that horsey sauce on it

>female accuracy

>VAR gets it wrong
>again

Has VAR gotten a single decision right so far? Just get rid of it.

Topkek

KARMA

>US penalties

>lloyd
and that's why you're a sub you old hag

Press

lmao

...

lmao

>missed
lel

WTF PENULTY

Yes, this is a very popular item

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HUEnto

Guys Im exploring cubism as an artist. What do you all think? I call it Seared Cow.

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BENULDY

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I’m from the north west. Nobody will bottle you for not knowing oasis lyrics. If someone wants to twat you they’ll find a reason other than pop music knowledge

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>wamen

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Ridiculous decision, clearly outside the box, for which a VAR can't give a free kick. At least justice with the miss.

she put it wide on purpose, she wanted a real hat trick

not really. anyone with even a rudimentary knowledge of music could tell you that Oasis were nowhere even in the same realm as the Beatles, and I'm not even a massive beatles fan either

No era desu

That wasnt a penalty, neither was a corner the second goal. Absolutely rigged, sad!

AHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHA

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This

Based Lloyd not running the score up

for me it's the matingPress

The VAR is neccesary but needs a polish. Stop crying so much

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This.

but w'we're still d dominating the run of p play, right?

WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE! WIDE!

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kek

>Lloyd

VAR is shit

>women

Did you know based Nacho contracted HIV?

Sad news but srs

God bless America

>implying she didn't miss on purpose to keep the score respectable
you guys aren't this dumb are you?

>couldn't break America
>sold out MSG every time they went

LACES OUT

Fantastic composition. My only critique is that it could use a bit more resolution.

Just like you

calm down lad you win 3-0 against an average team and one goal is not even valid

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exquisite digits

It won't be long before we are subjected to "VAR CHECK BROUGHT TO YOU BY BURGER KING AND PLAYSTATION"

im trying to remember if this was a dream or not. during a wamens world cup game a while ago the ref just left the pitch with like a min to half time no whistle and everyone was confused and just kinda stopped on their own

This is our B team bro

I didn't even know who that guy in the gif was. but sad sad stuff.

I thought you guys hated English "artists"

JUST POST IT ALREADY

pls no

>first time playing a pro player in the tournament
>can’t hit the target from a pen
Can’t wait for the Sweden game

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chEEE'lay

tell me about sonnett

USA WMNT too god they had to play their secondary to give other teams a chance.

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Nice trips

It's pride month

AIDS is in, baby

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Oasis are most popular in Northern cities like Manchester and Bradford and Leeds, where lots of Muslims live. Any Muslim wanting to assimilate into British culture will like Oasis at least a little bit. They mainly prefer rap, but liking Oasis comes with a cultural identity so they're very popular among anyone who wants that.

Maybe in the MLS cause I'm pretty sure the rest of the world doesn't ad spam.

lol

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Obviously I'm exaggerating but you've obviously never been to Manchester in your life if you don't know how seriously they take pop music

>tfw have €6.35 to live off until the end of next week

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Thats what I was thinking. Should I add a touch of realism?

hello mr alien

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yikes, hans

With the latest subs we're down to C

This has nothing to do with the VAR, if you have a cross eyed retard saying a foul outside the box is a penalty, nothing is going to fix that. Insane she awarded the pen.

If Mexico was at the WWC would they still do the PUTO (A) chant?

Lloyd already made the 3 goals we have so far tho

I think you should incorporate some dada elements

>Sold out crowd
I hope it's mostly burgers and chileans. I'm sure Frenchies have better things to do on a Sunday afternoon.

>tfw aluminum pan man got teleported back to the year 1400

Probably but we will at least end up with visual sponsorship like they do when the time and scores pop up during the game.

That sounds like a Mapuche (indigenous ascendency)surname, not Brazilian though

It's been a long time since I saw someone failing a penalty by crossing it too much

>caring about womens teams

what kind of cuck are you?

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USWomen will beat Sweden 10-0

I would suggest adding a Lovecraftian theme as well.

USA played the B and C squads and won only 3-0. Everybody happy now?

>award pen
>forget to VAR the corner for one USA goal

Very good, thank you FIFA.

Stop larping you fucking cockney retard

what are you anti-American????

kek both Oasis and the Beatles' members are as irish as they come
>McCartney
>Gallagher
>Lennon

cope

buy a big bag of noodles and some hot sauce

People need to go easy on Carli, she's probably going through menopause right now, and might have forgotten to take her centrum silver

Everyone in the Northwest knows that Stone Roses > Oasis anyway.

would they still throw piss bottles and batrees

5-1

Keep seething circus clown

yeah whoever is in the booth for this match needs to be fired

When does the copa start? Will this be the summer of USA?

I don’t think we’ll win the copa

Kek

Allie Long looks like pure plastic

nah im buying a shit load of rice and cans of beans in tomato sauce

When I was in uni, I used to live with less sometimes.

Long with the horrible plastic surgery.

Jesus christ

Bad refs will be bad refs, work needs to be done there as well

I believe the VAR doesn't apply for outside the box plays except offsides.

if i'm not mistaken you're not allowed to correct a corner kick with the VAR
which is silly, of course. that can be checked in 10-20 seconds and wouldn't need to delay the game
i hope they allow the VAR to do stuff like this

All the good players in the MLS are imported.

Hello dear sir

who is fucking larping
I can only imagine that you don't set foot outside there's literal monuments erected to the Stone Roses you fucking dolt
they've even been changing the fucking road signs to song lyrics recently why do you think the whole Man City Noel Gallagher connection is so widely revered

you know fucking nothing

please take your gayness elsewhere

We’re gonna lose again to Trinidad and Tobongo

Really silly because as Dutchbro says those are black and white decisions rather than tackles and handball which is left up to interpretation.

Put a fiver on Qatar drawing Paraguay later

I think they ARE allowed to overrule whether a ball crossed the line or not. Ball was out before the Chilean player touched it.

Yeah it's pretty fucking bad, I wonder if she realizes

if they don't score a 4th they're not winning the world cup

cringe

How’s the weather in London mate? Been raining a bit here this afternoon

Puta but yeah

I hope we play Canada tho and give them a sound thrashing

>Bring on black grill
>No more goals

is this the last match today?

>Google previous Women's World Cup winners
>MFW Germany won this shit show twice

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>only 3-0 against Chilean farmers
i thought america was supposed to be good

Bogdalong

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another thing; if there are any large mosques or sikh temples near by, sometimes they have kitchens where they make meals for anyone who wants.
at the mosques you may be expected to pay if you don't look homeless but at sikh temples the food is always free for everyone.
suprisingly they don't try shove their religion down your throat like they would in a church.
i used to eat at the local mosque all the time when i was at uni, i paid though. but very cheap. £4 for a massive curry with rice and a bit of nan.

She received the call

oh shit nigger thanks for reminding me i still have 20 yuros on my old betting account
we eating good next week bros

this is the C team retard

I wish they won the other thing twice too.

Yes but the Copa and Gold Cup is on later

don't rate oasis

I see nothing proving me to be incorrect here lads

Is she related to Igor and Grichka?

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Dear lord, Long

Is this the /d/ team?

and the Chilean team is mostly amateurs fag

>*B team vs chilean farmers

Sounds about right to me

Can this ref be any more biased? Fucking hell. It's not like the US even needs this help.

this refballing

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>card for flopping
maybe this semen slurping sport is for me

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holy shit why is Long playing like a fucking animal

1/16th bogdanov, strong genes

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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

hot

pathetic ref performance

I'm just now learning that anyone actually does. Good lord their music is such dog shit

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chile wins 0-3

lol

This

braaaaaaaaaaap

America wins and Yea Forums seethes. All is right in the world.

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>Tattoo
Yikes

Poor Second Half showing.

gg

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>implying it mattered

The butthurt you cause makes me support you desu

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Your GK is world class.
Too bad her team is shit.

el Var sinso

>2019 Womens World Cup average goals per game
3.08
>2018 Mens World Cup average goals per game
2.64

Laure Boulleau's not a l-lesbian, is she?

not about the result, nobody thought Chile would get a result here, but this ref should never be allowed at this level again.

intimidated by endler

Women can't defend to save their lives.

Poor show by the USA, this will give other sides hope in the coming games.

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new thread when?

>Those two FIGHT AND WIN in the background

kek

The USA v Thailand match will be skewing that big time though.

Endler's Game

Would stick in right in her sweaty butt

The absolute state of men*ids.

who else going to watch countryfile?

45,000 in house

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>this will give other sides hope in the coming games.
Hope that the USA will play their B and C squads while their starters rest the entire game?

Alexi doing the mansplaining to the butches

i dont think lad

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haha over 9000

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There's a Conservative leadership debate on Channel 4. One of these men will be our next Prime Minister, unless it's Boris who hasn't shown up for this. Watch that instead. You can watch it with me if you like :)

call it a Z team for all I care, they created a bunch of good chances in the 2nd half and didn't score once. Good showing by Chile.

It's gonna be Boris though, and just when you thought the clusterfuck of Brexit couldn't get any worse. Enjoy your last months as a first world nation.

>Good showing by Chile.
They were shutout by the back-up team user...

Oasis are Irish

At least media won't beat up team USA for being savages after this one. Throw in the C team and only win 3-0. That should get everyone off our ass for a few days.

America is and forever will be the bad guy simply because you feel the need to always claim you are the best at everything, even when you obviously aren't.

>they’re already mad
Damn this feels so good

our knockouts are in the knockout

how do you even read that as mad?

dam son, he mad

>listening to anti-US propaganda
big yikes

Imagine the locker room smell after the game

Hoes mad

Given that Lloyd was the only player to behave with class towards the Thai team, I wouldn't be surprised.

Penner Ash makes some terrific pinots and rieslings tbqh.