/trans/ - VAR edition

Probably need another forward if Lukaku is to leave too

If so. Top 4 for sure

C A S H M O N E Y
to be fair to china if they want to get past being viewed as a lucrative retirement home for players too old to perform in Europe the clubs need to start making bids for younger players, but right now I don't see many people taking it up due to the implication moving to the Chinese leagues bring

What's MDL?

Midul Defence League

Matthijs De Ligt

>Liverpool and Egypt forward Mohamed Salah, 27, has rejected a £150m move away with both Real Madrid and Juventus lining up offers. (Mirror)
so klopp tried to force him out for the 150m but he refused? big if true

>trashford
>interest from barcelona and real madrid

He will blow himself up in the name of Allah soon so probably best to get some money for him

Nah, m8
>Realistically

Honestly, Serie A suits Lukaku. I reckon he'll get less responsibility and focus on banging them in. Though, with 27 last year, I don't see any striker United can get that will give similar output. 27 goals was his tally when United finished second, right now both of those seem like pipe dreams, especially without Lukaku.

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haha

>for sure
>ole's at the wheel
cant wait for this car crash of a season kek, they're going to be bottom half until he's sacked in november

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What did she mean by this?

Sounds like (most rumours) utter bs. No reason to sell atm

>no Sancho

He's #5

Fuck, I'm blind

How's Ajax meneer?

Howling at Firmino's price tbqh

>Gashford worth more than Azar

Great list la

brainlet

Sancho is 5th you sperg

Lo Celso, N'doumbele, Sessegnon, Jack Clarke, Zaniola, Maxi Gomez, and Ake lad

How to spot a pleb 101

Sleepy. No way I can stay up for the Bermuda game

>No Kante

Shit list

1. Liverpool
2. Manchester City
3. Tottenham Hotspur
4. Chelsea
----------------------
5. Manchester United
6. Arsenal
----------------------
7. Leicester
8. Watford
9. Wolves
10. Everton
11. Aston Villa
12. Newcastle United
13. Crystal Palace
14. West Ham
15. Southampton
16. Sheffield United
17. Bournemouth
----------------------
18. Brighton
19. Burnley
20. Norwich

Lol at this absolutely disgrace

Good post.

Tried a beer made with corn, it's was much better than expected.

Cant see Leicester finishing that high this season

I can't see Sheffield United or Norwich staying up this season

Leicester can realistically win the league

I think Sheff will be okay. Villa are going down though, random Ngubus for 25 mil won't fix their pretty mediocre team

5th

Grealish masterclass la

Nah, Rogers is going to have to start signing players and that's where it will fall to bits.

Any ligue 1 Uber Eats watchers that can give a quick rundown on Houssem Aouar?

positions on christmas day
liverpool ends on 101 points
city end with 103
wolves 3rd

Heard hes good

Apparently no one saw it, but Ndombélé just said that Tottenham Hotspur is a big club. He's pretty much the player they need right now.

Desu I rate Brenny, I think he can do a good job there.

>his initials twice in a row
haha

I rate him and if they stay up it'll be a GOAT carry job. I just don't think even he can make anything out of it.
#ComeToSpurs

Can a small club make the Champions League final?

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Name of it?

>350k a week for a striker scoring 10 goals per year

Birra antoniana con mais biancoperla

Sheff United have a better chance of staying up imo. Norwich one of those sides who won games by outscoring opposition last season, which is always a red flag. United have a far better defence and much more interesting system, and in Wilder have a better and more tactically astute manager with more consistent levels of success. Farke is a bit of a fraud imo.

Anyone watching Soccer Aid?

Can't see Paraguay v Qatar being any better.

They are trying to make me think that Chelsea would sell Kanté for less than 90m?
And where are Kalidou Koulibaly, De Bruyne, Havertz, half the Bayern squad, Bale?
Even the overrated fucks like Asensio or Icardi?

A small club won it just now

>rashford
>350k per week

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Thanks. Doubt it can get it here though :(

no
this is unironically why spurs are now a bigger club than arsenal

Ole's at the wheel.

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Yeah, I feared that, especially because biancoperla is a rarity even here.

WATCH BERMUDA - HAITI IN FOUR AND A HALF HOURS

>Belgium striker Christian Benteke, 28

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Will he score in the Premier League?

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The Soccer Aid thread is going wild!

>Soccer Aid
you now remember Serge Pizzorno's worldie
youtube.com/watch?v=Co0N2DB83-I

Ndombele is class.. don’t know why more clubs aren’t going after him

Great goal, but even just look at that line-up compared to the shoddy shite they've got now

The whole Jorginho/Kante situation at Chelsea will be a major obstacle for Lampard as manager next season

Screencap this

I guess most clubs are stuffed at this position and he won't want to be benched.

What is this situation?

if he plays all 38 games I think the odds are in his favour, Sheffield may go down but they are not poor enough to go down without scoring

They're in love

How do I pull off a transfer like this?

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Jorginho called Kante an n-word

If he's smart he will just drop Kanté.
Play 442
Kepa
Azpi Christensen Rudiger Alonso
William Kanté Kovacic Pulisic
Giroud Pedro

Italians are not white so we are allowed to use nigger.

>visible ribs
Yikes

kill yourself and hope there's a next life

>chubby chaser

Zoinkees

uomo di pasta annerita

Did you watch the rest of the Underworld movies?

Only Sarri rated little Jorge. Kante will go back to CDM under Lampard.

Not really, just sell Jorginho to Juve for 50m

Have anal sex

No, I started Farscape season 2 instead.

Kante was never a cdm.

>mfw someone syas Korra isn't anime

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Lads. Contemplate this

Two teams made the CL final this year that have never won their own league.

Baffling

Never have, and also, never will.

back when *MY* team made the final of Europe's top competition you had to be the League Champion to even enter. . .

Veritably luncheon haha

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It shouldn’t count if you don’t win the league

Why do previous titles not count because it had a different name? Not a scouser or anything before you have a go

More like David LUNCH haha

Football was amateur before 1992

he played left winger a few times in the magic lester season
its like saying milner is a cdm

According to ABL logic, England never won the World Cup

tbf I count pre-premier league stuff cause that's when my team won all its shit, it's just funny to laugh at Liverpool for never having won the Prem when they were hyper dominant in the 70s and 80s and immediately fell to shit when the Prem started.

>Pogba comes out saying he wants to leave
>people have been asking for him to gtfo for half a year now

Yiss, make it happen. I can't wait to see Mou achieve maximum smugness afterwards

What's your favorite type of ham lads? Really enjoy some prosciutto cotto myself, but iberico is really good as well

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Korra is an absolute pile of shit. Its shittiness is only eclipsed by the shittiness of its fans

literally all about liverpool
if you want to fairly discount leagues really everything more than 5 years old needs to be forgotten

Really, really bad post

Really, really GOOD posts haha

worse post than >pointy elbows 2bqphwu (2 be quiet perfectly honest with u)

well this settles this then

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NDombele to Spurs is happening next week

gabagool

Kante DM, Jorginho bench. Simple as.
No way Jorginho won't sperg out now that Sarri has gone anyway

>ABA

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Speck

Nice reading comprehension retards.. what it says is that BOTH salah and Liverpool rejected the offer

when is Ole Out happening

Salah scared of getting EXPOSED

October

after they win 1 of their opening 5 league games
cap it lads. dubs confirm

>Marcus Rashford has demanded £300,000-a-week in negotiations over a new contract at Manchester United, reports The Sun.
BOSS

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>Manchester United’s executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward is prepared to match Leicester’s valuation of Harry Maguire, reports The Sun. Woodward will reportedly stop at nothing in his bid to bring the England international to Old Trafford this summer. Maguire can expect to receive wages of £350,000-a-week once he signs a five-year contract with United.

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>sam clelfam

why are all the stadiums empty at both copa america and the gold cup

Eric Djemba Djemba

Where the fuck is all this Maguire love coming from? Hes so average

trying to dab on city but massively overpaying
look how well it worked with fred and sanchez

Ole has the same the transfer targets as mourinho then

I really like him but fuck Woody is retarded.

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Maguire is just a Foodbank VVD

Imagine being a club and Woodward calls you up.

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>How much do you want for him?
>>£20mil
>ok ill pay £25mil
>>make it 35mil and we have a deal
>welcome to Man United

>tfw comfy evening playing WC Mode on FIFA 18
It's (virtually) coming home tonight

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If Tango dabs on camera, how will the rest of the world cope?

*dabs*

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Because football outside europe is pointless

>£20/25/35mil
Are you a boomer who's been in a coma for a decade? £20m won't buy you a manager nowadays

How is he so based, bros?

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You might be able to snap up a 34 year old for squad depth for £25m

lol

Reminder that Kanté cost Leicester €8m.

Mahrez where like 250k IIRC

Eriksen cost €12.5m

TAA was free.

Kane was free lul

He just cost you a CL lad.

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Who are the best free signings ever to join PL teams?

Law
Campbell
Flamini
Gullit
Vialli

After that I start to struggle. Demba Ba? Kolasniac? Milner? Klinnsmann saved Spurs from relegation when he joined iirc, does that make it great?

kek

Just googled Paulo Fonseca

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That's fake. Funny, but fake.

lmao >fred. Poor Roma.

>damage control

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How was Kolasinac more than mediocre?

That's why I included him in a 'start to struggle' list. How did you not get that?

>Point out something is fake
>Says it's damage control
>Posts shitty stuff in return
Sigh.

I did, I just don't see how you could even think of him as a good signing, there is no struggle to have.

It's just bantz fren

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Because he was a free signing? How are you this dense? I've seen you in /trans/ loads of times making really stupid fucking posts like this. I literally included the good players and then said I struggled to find any more and cited some other free fucking transfers.

Come on man.

Is there a chance that United will sell Sanchez? They surely can't keep him with him fucking the wage scaling up. Could they even find anyone to buy him?

Fucking Woodward.

A loan with Man U paying part of the wages is the most probable unless china somehow rescues you

I'm kinda bored lads

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Such is life. Goodnight

Invent a rumour and sell it to the Mirror

Life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom

Fucked then lad.

basically this. he's almost 30, earns £600,000 a week and hasn't played well in almost two seasons. United really fucked themselves over with this absolute cancer of a player

Tibbling to Sheffield FUCKING WHEN

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>Leicester and England defender Harry Maguire, 26, agreed with the club's late owner Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha he could leave this summer. (Mirror)
>honest m8 he said i could leave
>ask him if you don't believe me

Let's say in a shock move he decides to leave, where would he end up? City?

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Doncaster Rovers

>Info: @lequipe PSG ready to let Neymar go this summer. The Brazilian also sees his future away from Paris

HAPPENING

Could literally only be psg or city

Needs more meat to it. Put superlatives about the talent and how Sheffield have snuck under the radar of the big 6 to scout him. Possibly compre him to a well known name like “The swedish Pele”

Neymar to United confirmed soon

Neymar's the one who keeps getting himself injured so he can bang his sister on her birthday, right?

>Newcastle spending money before they even have it

tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down

Swedish Xavi la

Why would Neymar go to Leeds?

Could he solve Nerman?

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Lads, when are spurs announcing n'doumbele and lo celso? Thought it was going to be this evening

NERMAN TO WOLVES BOOK IT

No one gives a fuck about Spurs.

>not giving the Cl finalists respect
i care, more interesting than arsenal desu

ignore him he's an angsty chelsea-fan that hates spurs for some reason

Could anybody even buy Neymar? Utd dont have CL, City dont really go for his type, Madrid already spent big and Barca probably cant afford him

>Play worst in one of the worst finals in history
>Lose to fucking LIVERPOOL

They deserve zero respect.

Go and watch Buffy.

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Have sex you sperglord

>couldn't score past the best defense in the world parking the bus
not massively surprising honestly

>Liverpool
>best defence in the world
>also best offence in the world
>don't win the league

I believe you are mistake

not a liverpool fan mate, they aren't as good as people think in attack, not close to city desu
better defensively though

No. I like firefly tho.

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TELL ME MA

ME MA

TO PUT THE CHAMPAGNE ON ICE

WE'RE GOIN' TO WEMBLEY TWICE

TELL ME MA

ME MA

>they aren't as good as people think in attack
>two of the top scorers last year

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Hahaha!!!

Why are you taking it personally?
And why do you assume there only one French poster here ? This post might even have been written by two different french guys.

I don't think Lo Celso will happen.
I don't really think so. And I don't see him living in Manchester.

Maybe Chelsea if there wasn't a ban in place.

Neymar in the PL wouldn't turn out well though, he'd be injured more than he is now

barca can afford him, if psg is truly buying de ligt, barca have neymar 222+ de jong 75(?), they can sell many players, rakitic, dembele, coutinho, they can also buy a leftback and stay in the green

Nobody buying Cout.

at cheaper price yes, 90 millions is reasonable

Lo celso will happen

Wages would be a big problem desu plus they're gonna buy griezmann

rumours were that griezmann and barca had a deal since march, but what if they don't respect their deal? also they told neymar he'd be paid less than at PSG if he comes back

>less than PSG

Would still be huge wages lad

What does he even need all that money for anyway? All he wants to do is fuck his sister and play CS:GO

He parties alot

to provide his family safety

>when people pretend to know who Ndombele is, and get hyped when we're trying to sign him
No one actually watches Ligue Un.

Ndubu is elite, the uber eats league doesn't have much to do with it.

I do and he's genuinely Ligue 1 best midfielder.

bet he's fast though isn't he

Frenkie de Jong > Tanguy Ndombele

England defender Gary Cahill, 33, is wanted by former boss Antonio Conte at Inter Milan after leaving Chelsea. (Sport Mediaset - in Italian)

>Paris St-Germain are willing to sell Brazil forward Neymar, 27. (L'Equipe - in French)

Real Madrid and Wales winger Gareth Bale, 29, is wanted on a season-long loan by Bayern Munich. (Sun)

>Lyon's French midfielder Tanguy Ndombele, 22, has suggested he would be open to a move to Tottenham. (Telefoot - in French)

Manchester United want PSV Eindhoven and Netherlands right-back Denzel Dumfries, 23. (Sun)

>Liverpool have entered the race to sign Besiktas' Turkish midfielder Dorukhan Tokoz, 23, with Udinese having already had a bid turned down. (Fotomac - in Turkish)

Barcelona and Brazil winger Philippe Coutinho, 27, is open to joining Chelsea. (Express)

>Legendary Italy goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon, 41, says he may take a season out of football after turning down a one-year contract extension at PSG. (Corriere dello Sport, via Goal)

PSG president Nasser Al-Khelaifi has warned he no longer wants to see "celebrity behaviour" from his players. (France Football - in French)

>Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola wants to bring Eibar's Spanish goalkeeper Asier Riesgo, 35, to Etihad Stadium. (Sun)

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Manchester United have been offered the chance to sign Monaco midfielder Youri Tielemans. The Belgium international, 22, has been on loan at Leicester since January. (Star)

>Everton and Croatia midfielder Nikola Vlasic, 21, looks set to join CSKA Moscow on a permanent deal after spending last season on loan at the club. (Championat - in Russian)

Watford will join the race for West Brom defender Craig Dawson, with Burnley also interested in the 29-year-old. (Sun)

>Former Real Madrid and Brazil left-back Roberto Carlos, 46, says he nearly joined Aston Villa in 1995. (Birmingham Mail)

England under-21 goalkeeper Dean Henderson, 22, says he feels ready to be Manchester United's number one after spending last season on loan at Sheffield United. (Mail)

>Brentford's French forward Neal Maupay, 22, is in talks with La Liga side Sevilla. (L'Equipe - in French)

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Seriously fuck Man Utd and their transfer bullshit.
No UCL, No Cups, still makes more money than Liverpool and Manchester City.
And they couldn’t get a player to save their own fucking lives.

>Manchester United want PSV Eindhoven and Netherlands right-back Denzel Dumfries, 23. (Sun)

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>Everton and Croatia midfielder Nikola Vlasic, 21, looks set to join CSKA Moscow on a permanent deal after spending last season on loan at the club. (Championat - in Russian)

I thought they couldn't afford him.

Klopp sign Werner and Ziyech please

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I'm pretty sure Verratti is better

I'm sure it's more to do with the fact he doesn't want to return to Everton, unless Silva finds a way for him to be in the team.

Would you rather live in Everton or Moscow?

>Implying the footballers actually live in Liverpool
They all have big houses in Cheshire

Agreed mi amigo, every transfer window we see every player being linked to them from Bale to some obscure English prospect just so they keep the same shit structure every season even though they've spent more than City/Liverpool
Just bring back SAF in a wheelchair ffs

'no', he slows down the game, doesn't have the offensive impact

>No UCL, No Cups, still makes more money than Liverpool and Manchester City.
every season they get closer, and its new kit deal time

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>new kit deal time
Press F for NB

It’s like every transfer window they go trying for sone huge player that would either never go there.
Or some kid that would sell their mother to play.
I’m seriously hoping ed woodward just leaves.

>unironically too good at football to have nice kits
dont know how to feel mate, nike are shit

NB makes really nice kits though, Adidas makes ugly shit these days.

Bermuda beating Haiti in the Gold Cup atm, HT

Ajax (my team) always has good adidas kits desu.
Nike fucks up as well with Barca and Inter for example

bobs?

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So who will Spurs sign as their new LB, tried to get chillwell last year but not happening this year, Danny Rose has been a better but still can’t cross to save his life

If he comes back to Barca he wouldn't care about money, he just wants to get back to his friends

No thanks

Yes please

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giant shart all in me boxers

What transfer were you thinking about while you were sharting? It's probably an omen

gf to user fc

Thank you

Yeah they lost all kind of attraction to top players since they play Europa League and now their biggest rivals are now the sexy clubs in yurop
United's time has past

Lads. With Pogba leaving united should make a big marquee signing.

Who will it be?

Rabiot

Orrrr maybe they will do what city do and just sign lots of top players for medium fees. So maybe like Maddison £50m

Sleep tight buddies
youtube.com/watch?v=oKar-tF__ac

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Eriksen

Rondon

an unlikely return to england for oscar

Just woke up and missed all the football

United to make an announcement next week.

Official duster partner of Manchester United

Chilwell isn't really great.
Rose and Davies are ok enough to be fair. Not many teams have better full backs outside Liverpool.
That's not really their priority, they need a CM and a versatile attacker, if no one leaves.

Verratti is worse every season.
He was genuinely better 3 years ago.

He's out of this world everytime I'm watching him play my dude. Maybe in Ligue 1 because he must be bored to hell.

Way too inconsistent, even in CL.

#RooneyBack

>England striker Marcus Rashford, 21, could be offered a £350,000-a-week deal to stay at Old Trafford and snub interest from Real Madrid and Barcelona. (Sun)

someone please end this shit club

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Maybe 90m pesos

Bayol for Poobag+Sanchez straight swap

Everyone goes on about how bad the RBS are, but aurier has been injured half the season and has been good when he’s played, trippier was never meant to be first choice. Meanwhile at LB Rose can’t cross and Davies is too slow, Rose is good at going forward but his end product is just so disappointing.

Lots of football going on this summer.

Nations League, U21 EC, Copa, AFCON, Gold Cup.

How much will you be watching? The Copa and Gold Cup havent been great so far

if you don't watch the womens world cup clearly you should have sex

I mean I should have sex but I've been watching it too.

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kek source pls

thank god we god some good news about the newcastle owner switch

Fuck off

can players just up and decide to leave? Or is it like the NBA where they just they’re unhappy so the team finds a trade partner so as not to have a disgruntled player on their jands

Can hand in a transfer request but if you're under contract they can just leave you to rot in the reserves if they wanted. Usually it's better to get rid of a player that doesnt want to be there though.

>England under-21 goalkeeper Dean Henderson, 22
>under-21
>22
wat

Shit list

Liverpool were shite that night too, you were somehow worse

" To be eligible for the UEFA U21-campaign ending in 2019, players need to be born in or after 1996. Many can be actually 23 years old by the time the finals tournament takes place; however, when the qualification process began (2015) all players would have been 21 or under."

why does it begin 4 years prior if it's hosted every 2 years

There are 55 member states in UEFA and every one of those except the hosts has to play 10 matches in the qualifiers, both home and away. After that, there's also the play-off where the 4 best teams that came second in their group play against eachothers twice in order to determine the last two qualified teams. So teams like Austria & Poland played a total of 12 qualifying matches.

That obviously takes a lot of time

why don't u-20s play the u-21 qualifiers

i must say /trans/, i'm a huge fan of the influx of daddy/daughter porn around fathers day

>"daddy" on his son's shirt
why??

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*grabs the champions league trophy*
*retreats back to the depths to prepare for 2019/20 title push*

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'No'

FUCK SOUF!

the victory tour continues lads

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off to morrisons, anyone want owt?

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>Bermuda lost 2-1 to Haiti
How did SoccerAid match go? I turned it off.

>>Bermuda lost 2-1 to Haiti
is this an upset?

Where is Pepe going lads?

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Rest of world won on pens.

>trusting england in a penalty shoot

You saved my photoshop! :3

No, Bermuda is one of the worst ranked teams in the tournament. Martinique aren't part of FIFA ranking (which usually means they're too shit) and are the only team lower than Bermuda iirc. Haiti is ranked 101st, Bermuda is ranked 174th.

Christ sake. That makes it 5-4 now in the series.

is jamie theakston still in goal for england?

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Tanguy Ndombele has hailed Tottenham as a “a big club” and admitted he is interested in signing for Mauricio Pochettino.

>PSG are ready to let Neymar go this summer, according to L’Equipe

Young Chelsea striker Martell Taylor-Crossdale has flown to Germany this morning for a medical ahead of a permanent move to Bundesliga club Hoffenheim.

>Manchester United expect Paul Pogba to remain at the club next season, according to Sky sources.

This story looks like it could be one of the summer's long-running transfer sagas with the Sun now reporting that Manchester United are willing to agree to a player-plus-cash deal to land Leicester defender Harry Maguire. United's top priority is signing a centre back for next season and they have been told by Napoli that Kalidou Koulibaly would cost about £100m while Leicester value Maguire at £80m.

>RB Leipzig have not had any offers for striker Timo Werner, according to boss Ralf Rangnick, who also wants the Germany international to stay at the Bundesliga club this summer.

Empoli midfielder Rade Krunic is expected to have his Milan medical on Tuesday.

>Juventus reportedly paid just €1m to release Maurizio Sarri from his Chelsea contract.

Sevilla and Valencia are both hopeful of landing out-of-favour Milan midfielder Samu Castillejo this summer, according to reports.

>Palmeiras will exercise their €4.5m option to buy Milan defender Gustavo Gomez, his agent has confirmed.

Atletico Madrid are set to smash their club record transfer in order to land Benfica star Joao Felix, according to Marca.

>Bologna striker Mattia Destro has reportedly been offered to Lazio.

Racing Genk midfielder Ruslan Malinovskyi has accused the club of ‘betrayal’ after they priced him out of a move to Atalanta.

>Paris Saint-Germain are reportedly serious about their interest in Lazio midfielder Sergej Milinkovic-Savic as Claudio Lotito ‘won’t stand in his way’.

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Inter have reportedly lined up a bid €36m plus €14m in bonuses for Cagliari midfielder Nicolo Barella.

>Milan will reportedly turn back to Sassuolo midfielder Stefano Sensi after Arsenal took Lucas Torreira off the market.

Real Betis and Sevilla are both pondering a move for out-of-favour Real Madrid midfielder Dani Ceballos this summer, report El Mundo Deportivo.

>Real Madrid don't want to offer more than €120m to acquire Paul Pogba from Manchester United this summer, according to L'Équipe.

Lyon are in talks with 33-year-old Atletico Madrid left-back Filipe Luis

>Arsenal agree provisional contract with William Saliba, but all parties agree that a potential deal would see the player loaned back to St Étienne for the 2019/20 campaign, according to L'Équipe

St Étienne will only accept the sale of William Saliba if they receive an offer worth €30m + the player returns to them on loan for 2019/20, according to @ManuLonjon.

>RMC: Neymar has thought about leaving PSG, but newly appointed Sporting Director Leonardo has no intention of letting him. The Brazilian won't seek to force a move. Case closed.

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What's it like to be fans of teams that are too good for the championship but too shit for the epl? What's the point of being promoted if you know you're going to get kicked back down instantly

>Kalidou Koulibaly would cost about £100m while Leicester value Maguire at £80m
cliche i know, but transfer fees are absolutely bonkers these days

No, it was some black guy who got injured in the 50th min and played through the rest of the game. Likely reason England lost. But I'm convinced that they're encouraged to take it to penalties if they can, which would explain the misses near the end for England.

>Young Chelsea striker Martell Taylor-Crossdale has flown to Germany this morning for a medical ahead of a permanent move to Bundesliga club Hoffenheim.

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Even more bonkers when you go after someone that isn't available. Woodward is a hack

It's David Harewood

>Arsenal agree provisional contract with William Saliba, but all parties agree that a potential deal would see the player loaned back to St Étienne for the 2019/20 campaign, according to L'Équipe
>St Étienne will only accept the sale of William Saliba if they receive an offer worth €30m + the player returns to them on loan for 2019/20, according to @ManuLonjon.

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>check`em
Based

was it soccer aid when boris johnson went in with a rugby tackle?

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No, it was an official visit to Hong Kong

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I know nothing about Boris but I assume he's the laughing stock of your country

He should be but he's about to be Prime Minister

laughing stock, hated by at least half the population, and soon to be the man to lead us through the most trying time in british politics since the 2008 crash (and probably since 9/11), as chosen by 60,000 crazy conservative party members

Please tell me that was a red card.

skysports.com/football/news/11675/11743229/tottenham-transfer-rumours

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>503 days since last tottenham transfer

i'm hoping they can hold out for 1000 days

I hate rumours this days:

>Yannick Carrasco - But Arsenal have reportedly been priced out of signing the £25m Belgian winger (The Sun, June 17).

>William Saliba - Arsenal are planning a £27m bid for the St Etienne youngster (Star, June 15).

Surely this means neither? Because if £25m is too much then so is £27m. Then it mentions £44.5m for a GK. Fucking hell Sky, check your sources.

>Fucking hell Sky, check your sources.
Sounds like to much work. Easier to just make shit up.

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Could also mean Arsenal doesn't value Carrasco that high but values Saliba that high

are there any players that you *want* your club to sell this window?

>Gold Cup havent been great so far
There's been like four goals a game on average, what are you talking about. It's been exciting as hell

That would be true, yeah, if it wasn't for the next bit of £44.5m for a GK, £35m for another player and so on. All the while we know Arsenal only have £40m to spend. So it's all pointless. They won't sign any. I just check through every clubs rumours and I saw that and was like for fuck sake. This is like linking everybody to United or Mbappe to Liverpool. Makes no sense.

Donna Balon

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My club got rid of the guy I wanted gone via not renewing. So, it all depends on what the club gets in, then I can say who should go.

need mbappe to liverpool to happen tbf

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Arsenal are shite because they sign too many dumb foreigners.
They only have 3 English players in their 1st team squad.

is that not true of chelsea as well? or pretty every club other than burnlel?

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Yes, but it's Arsenal. Every single season they do this.

I'm no a Liverpool fan Sven.
>Keeping your teapot and teacup on a table with books

MADNESS

>An Indian magician, who attempted to recreate Harry Houdini's famed trick by jumping shackled into a river, is feared dead.
He disappeared just as poo in the loo

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Sarabia was already confirmed by l’équipe. He’s going to stay on loan next season though.

What? How does that work out? Essentially every club bar one or two is mostly foren. Arsenal have played with Holding, AMN, Iwobi and Nkeitah plus Ramsey (Welsh but might as well count it) this year. Then there is Smith-Rowe or whatever his name is. If having 'hard working English lads' won you titles in this day and age then the likes of Burnley would win it regularly.

It's getting close to 2020 and they're not a superpower yet

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poor lad
ultimate irony if he reincarnated as a fish

You mean Saliba and you're right that people are saying personal terms are agreed but
>sign player you need for £30m
>send him straight back on loan
GENIUS.

>disappears
Isn't that how the trick should go?

>no bottle of piss or sexy pictures of toilet bowls with cum tributes on them
And here I thought Spurswede was up to date with Fitizen lore.

>Another smelly paki dead

Based and redpilled

it needs updates but I don't do it myself you do it fren

it's 2030 not 2020

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Nerman to Barca
Griezmann to P$G

doing to many things at the same time again, no booli

coutinho back to liverpool on a free (100m less liverpool's barcelona premium)

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rip

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rip in piss river

>This story looks like it could be one of the summer's long-running transfer sagas with the Sun now reporting that Manchester United are willing to agree to a player-plus-cash deal to land Leicester defender Harry Maguire. United's top priority is signing a centre back for next season and they have been told by Napoli that Kalidou Koulibaly would cost about £100m while Leicester value Maguire at £80m.
>100mil
tfw the PL will crash the transfer market and ultimately send football back decades all in your life time

longing for the football crash, but i don't think it's going to happen any time soon
the rampant commercialism and death of community football clubs will continue for decades yet

Is there a transfer price bubble? And if so how has Nerman's transfer not burst it?

Where the fuck are all the shit I ordered? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Bad Dragon stuff can take a while, don't worry

how do they do quality control on dildos?

>tfw a Hollanderthal replies to me

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Order an English grammar book. You've been all over the place today.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I knew a girl who's bf was the owner of DragonDildos. The girl was an (relatively) famous porn artist in a specific niche fetish. She corrupted him even more. I'd ask but she's also a fucking doctor and thus is constantly busy. But basically they put them through machines and stress tests afaik. The other interesting bit of info regarding fetish dildos is that you cannot have any spikes (sharp) or anything close to sharp edges because despite the warnings going 'don't put it up your arse' some dickhead always does and the spikes and sharp edges can cause internal bleeding and makes them open to sue. Shit's fucking weird.

Anyway, back to /trans/.

> Manchester United are interested in signing Issa Diop and willing to pay £45m plus a player for the West Ham defender
Fucking hell.

>Man Utd are interested in Norwich City's Aarons as a potential alternative signing if a move for Aaron Wan-Bissaka is unsuccessful.

fucking embarrassing

>the warnings going 'don't put it up your arse'
where else are you supposed to put it?

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DragonDildos are suppose to be for vaginal use... or at least the originals were. But either way, any dildo is going up an arse one way or another, even if it isn't designed to. So, gotta make sure dickheads don't jack themselves off whilst bleeding out.

where's he going lads?

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everton

>tfw can't stop thinking about the succubus i met in church yesterday

that's how they get you lad
sucker you in with tight little bums and deep cleavages then drink your blood and eat your flesh

I platinummed it lads

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--------------Kane
Son---------Lo Celso-------Alli
-------Eriksen-------Ndombele
Digne------Vertonghen----Sanchez----Aurier
--------------------Lloris

So how is figure skating not on Yea Forums lads

i've never been in there; do they actually talk about figures skating or is it just ogling flexible ladies n that

Ogling underage flexible ladies*

MIERENNEUKER is a Dutch word for a faultfinder or nitpicker. It literally means ‘ant-fucker’.

Lol how many trophies have they won in the last 10 years?

1. Eriksen isn't a CDM
2. Spurs aren't linked to Digne

based ozland

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>the first round draw of the League Cup will take place in a London branch of Morrison's
Well I guess that's better than China or Thailand

>1. Eriksen isn't a CDM
He's literally been playing a double pivot all season.

>CDM
Clearly in a cm position fren

>colindale
it'll be closer to nigeria or bangladesh

Current holder of the international champions cup lad

all of my favourite* political commentators need to stop losing their mind at rory stewart
1. he's not going to have any power ever and 2. he's still a tory

>getting cucked by PostNord
Your fault for being in Scandinavia, Spurswede.

so what's the actual plan when/if man u sell pogba? they already need some strength in midfield surely

*wheezes*

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Christ this post is lel. I had missed it. Lets take a look at the two.

>Club: Arsenal
>Total Spend: £1,080,000,000
>Net Spend: -£385,310,000
>Wage Bill: 5th Highest
>Trophies: x3 Premier League Titles, x9 FA Cups, x7 Community Shields

>Club: Tottenham Hotspur
>Total Spend: £1,160,000,000
>Net Spend: -£342,120,000
>Wage Bill: 6th Highest
>Trophies: x2 League Cups

This is since the PL began. Note, the last cup Spurs won was in 2008. Last cup Arsenal won was 2017.

It's actully logistic problems in ingurland that's causing the delay. Get to work.

>netspend

Totti OUT

another one promoted from the reserves

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Selling Pogba will strengthen their midfield

Doubtful. PostNord is awful. You're gonna have to wait for your 40k minis a bit longer.

>actually believing this

you'll look back fondly at the halcyon days of simple british logistical incompetence when brexit hits

I dont wanna. Been weeks already

The qt of Manchester la

Pogba to stay now.

Wtf

Delusional, Salah would do bits in those leagues

Each website for GW comes from a different depot, so some stuff will be out of stock for you but not for us. If it's been weeks, that means you've ordered shit that is now out of stock.

JUST

>Fans certainly got their money's worth in a Macau FA Cup match on Sunday as they saw 39 goals fly in - but all was not as it seemed.

>Ka I beat Hang Sai 21-18 in the Taca de Macau, in the special administrative region of China.

>Players were allowed to score unchallenged and at one stage a goalkeeper got in on the action, running up the pitch to score.

>Ka I had led 6-5 at half-time and the scoreboard stopped working at 21-17.

>It transpired the players were protesting against the Macau Football Association's decision to withdraw the national team from a World Cup 2022 qualifier against Sri Lanka over security concerns.

>Macau, who led Sri Lanka 1-0 after their first meeting in China, had been due to play the return leg in Colombo last Tuesday.

>But the Macau FA refused to let the team travel due to the recent terrorist attacks in the country and asked for the game to be played at a neutral venue.

are macau good guys like hong kong?

Get to work then fren. It's my local shop handling the order so I have no clue whats going on.

They're our Portuguese brothers ex-colony. So, yes. Sadly the place is basically Chinese Las Vegas. While Hong Kong is Chinese New York. Hong Kong needs to come home....

Macau are basically Vegas + Monte Carlo in terms of gambling

LADS.

UNITED SIGNINGS WHEN????

that championship shitter

That Welsh boy not enough for you?

crack on
planetfootball.com/quizzes/can-you-name-the-top-25-brazilian-goalscorers-in-premier-league-history/

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>targett
Good name.

No of course it is not enough you faggot.

United are as rich as Real and they’ve spent £4957839299247737278282 already this summer on good players

who's your dream signing lad?

so what's actually happening? are chelsea doing interviews?

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Ur right, he fucking sucks...now Origi, that's a real player

>tfw chelshit go into next season with no manager

>At Chelsea, Lampard's name is repeated with insistance to take over after Sarri

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Unfortunately he's on the verge of becoming pm because a lot of people think he's just >le funny posh man

Got 20. Quite happy with that. Can’t believe I missed Ramires

Also I knew Geovanni but was spelling it without the E

Would honestly like Koulibaly. Looks decent. I was living in Milan for 3 months this year and watched a lot of Serie A. Really impressed with him. Don’t care if he’s £100m. United don’t give a fuck about money. Just spend it

i swear there aren't as many self-proclaimed ITKs on twitter these days
all the different bullshit rumour sites seem to have a complete monopoly on transfer stories

>ganges
he probably contracted and then died from cholera before he drowned.

Everyone wants Boris in now so he can just fail and fuck off

ForestNewsEcho, mate. All you could need.

I miss agent_itk desu. He'll always be my favourite

Swedish friend says that chances are PostNord have fucked it up somewhere and immigrants have probably stolen it.

Frank at the wheel!

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Haven't pretty much everyone who worked with him in the foreign office said he did fuck all and they had to do all the jobs for him instead? Might be a small blessing in disguise, he won't actually fuck anything up cause other, more competent people will be running things

>other, more competent people will be running things
I've got bad news for you, pal.

>UK Government
>Competent

I don't mean the other tory MPs, more mean the civil servants

oh you

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>Rashford
>£350k a week

>mfw Ole's at the wheel

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Haha imagine Boris and Trump hanging out it would be epics bros imagine the memes lol

Ofc there is. I havnt paid for shit so it wont affect me. Just want my plastic toys to play with

>ole's at the wheel
>Frank's at the wheel
>bojo at the wheel
Next season will be exciting.

I know, I meant government as in the ministers, the ministries underneath them and the related public servants working there

extremely based
just a yellow

very few wikipedia contents pages as stacked with failures as chris grayling's
his past two years in politics summarised...

>4.5.1 2017–2018: Railway electrification cancellations
>4.5.2 May–June 2018: Railway timetable change and vote of no-confidence
>4.5.3 December 2018: Gatwick Airport drone incident
>4.5.4 2018–2019: Seaborne Freight
>4.5.5 Delays and cost overuns to introduction of Class 800 trains

Shut up politics nerds, no one cares.

>starts losing
>uhhh, we need better players, these guys are just not good enough, we need to look at like 6-7 guys to bring in

Are managers that throw their players under the bus they park based or cringe?

post some transfers ladddddddddd

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Going on a scouting mission to the highstreet anything you lads want me to look out for?

Joao Felix to Atletico

>Obvious flop is obvious

>not even parking in the manager's space
The laughing stock of the dressing room.

Signings.

grab me a bottle of orangina if you see one lad

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BREHS

I WANT NERMAN TO COME BACK BREHS

I WANT HIM TO BEAT ME LIKE HE BEAT THAT BRAZILIAN MODEL

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Head of a GW employ

neymar's finished tbqh
a busted flush

>A team actually wants Pogba
>Turning them down

Ole's at the wheel.

>I WANT NERMAN TO COME BACK BREHS
why? There's probably some kid in a South American league who would be better for the club and less money

I miss him lads

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Thinking of handing in a transfer request lads
Just don't think we're going anywhere right now; the Man U of northern marketing agencies

Giz a job m8
Trying to get hired in marketing in Leeds/York

>Referring to anything football related as "filthy" or using the term "stop that"

Is there anything more cringy? Actually makes my skin crawl

have sex

>Referring to anything football related as "cringy" or using the term "skin crawl"

Is there anything more grim? Actually makes me crease.

Intermarketing are top dog in Leeds and they're always hiring, marketing agencies have a very high turnover of staff

>imagine not being born rich
lmao, christ, you guys must be in hell.

Just had sex with you're mom m9 ;)

Tbf, those American women and the quotes that came out after they hammered Thailand 13-0 were very cringy

> Chelsea's transfer ban would take pressure off Frank Lampard, says Paul Merson

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Didn't they sign Hudson Odoi up to a long deal?

Only if Frank Lampard signs, apparently.

>Aston Villa have signed Kortney Hause on a permanent basis from Wolves, following his loan deal last season.

i said giz job cunt

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Marcos Alonso
Alvaro Morata

>Arsenal coaching shake-up sees Ljungberg replace Bould as assistant
Former Sweden midfielder steps up from under-23s role
Ljungberg ‘looking forward to working in new structure’

Any brits that can give me a quick rundown on who this Bould fella is?

Used to play for Arsenal
Defensive hard man

Defensive player who was known for going in hard. Was promoted to help fix Arsenal's leaky defence about 5 years ago and managed to do it for a bit and then just general lack of quality made it fall apart. But at least they won stuff. Ljungberg is there purely because he's cheap.

He'll be signed, it's almost a requirement for Granovskia and co to drag out the managerial appointment.

>James Maddison says he is "taking transfer speculation in his stride" amid reports that the Leicester and England midfielder is worth £60m.

>yfw England U-21 is gonna get thrashed by the superior black bvlls of France
This is why we need diversity, lads. Why white women MUST sleep with black men.

>Matip
>MIlner
>Origi
NONONO

>yfw people aren't trying to sign De Gea already
Why not? Or is contract ending 30th of June and you gotta wait until 1st July before you can offer?

>implying you have a single white in your U21s

I've had similar experiences with PostNord, I had to send my education documents to a university in the Netherlands and it took them 3 weeks to return the documents to me without them ever getting further than Helsinki

That explains why Santa didn't get my wishlist last year

He's just not very good any more

Um, sweetums...

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I swear Tom Davies used to be a sexy little twink
What on earth has happened to him?

brehs, I dropped the hyphenated-surname young mulatto English player abandoned by their father meme in front of my family

they looked at me with a weird face. does me family think I'm a nazi now?

Or worse still, they think you're a 4channer

It's over, bro.

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didn't know Pickford has a little brother

U21s is going to be impossible enjoy on here isnt it?

>The Portuguese JOAO FÉLIX, one step away from signing for the ATLETI.
>130M
>Benifica player going to Atleti

This could be one of if not the biggest flop ever.

do you think people in Spain know what 4chins is?

Oh honey bun.......

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Based newfag. Welcome to Yea Forums, friend. You've clearly not been here since 2014 World Cup.

All these major tournaments are

why do the white guys have the Guedes ears?

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Been here since last WC but Yea Forums generally for longer. No bully.

>Antoine Griezmann wants to move to Barcelona to realise his dream of playing alongside his hero Lionel Messi, according to the Daily Star.

>It’s understood Griezmann has already been in touch with Messi to discuss how they will play with each other next season at the Camp Nou.

get ready to get bantered tomorrow

>4. Chelsea
Not with Hazard gone and Lampard taking over. Hazard was a 10-15 points difference maker for them.

Every major tournament is an influx of creatins from /pol/ and all their bullshit makes the weebs think it's okay to post their cartoon girls on Yea Forums

Well it ain't

Constantly listening for racist abuse directed to their superior team mates.

Well then you'd know that 'haha France/England? more like AFRICA haha' is par the course.

Nobody is expecting England to beat France, France has a gold mine of Ngubus to play, so much so your U21 team could challenge for the World Cup.

They have Pulisic as their new points winner

Arselel won their trophies before there was any real competition, as soon as abramovich showed up arsenal disappeared

Oh? It isn't? O-okay... user... sorry...

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I attend Camp Nou regularly during the season, if greaseman comes I'm gonna throw a water bottle at him

>so much so your U21 team could challenge for the World Cup.
not really, the only good Ngubus in there are the CBs

>why y'all ball players negroes are y'all muslims yet?

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Can he hurry it up then? Christ he's a knobhead

Why are catalans so violent lads?

Have sex.

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>forgetting 2014, 2015, 2017
???

An L-shaped knobhead

Fiery Mediterranean spirit

I thought his idol was beckham?

Is /trans/ the most popular (best) thread on Yea Forums?

why do you think we still exist, bruh? the basques are even worse

Who let greaseman be like this?
Is he his own agent?

That would be /cric/ currently

Only team that tried, like city this year

Liverpool have Milner, TAA, Robbo (if we count Ramsey), Hendo, and Ox when he's fit.

Spurs have Rose, Davies, Trippier, Dier, Alli, Winks, and Kane.

Manure have Rashford, Lingard, Shaw, Smalling, Jones, and McTominay.

City have Sterling, Delph, Stones, Walker, and Foden.

Chelsea only have Barkley, CHO, and Loftus-Cheek.

Arsenal have 1 England natl team quality player (Ramsey) who isn't even English. Every other top 6 team has at least 2. There's a reason that the top 3 teams (Spurs, not Chelsea btw - CL final matters more than a couple points and EL) all have the most top England players. Having a core of solid domestic players matters

Rest in Poo

Fair

embarrassing post

I love people like you. I'm convinced you do it on purpose. You think going 'FUCKING ANIME REE STOB IT DD:' will stop people posting it; but it just makes it happen more. Stop moaning about /pol/ and anime and it'll cut down. Report it if it breaks the rules. Christ you're like a child.

Pretty sure Messi hasn't picked up the phone yet, been pacing around his room panicking whilst eating red M&M's and drinking Sprite because he doesn't want to speak to him.

Naaaaaaah. Lafont? Augustin? Tousart? Aouar? Blas? Renard? Nicodeme?

We're sadly not the best because our PES team is dire. Esk needs to come back so we can organise some games.

Any update on a new thread to trans?

I can guarantee if PSG had bought Kante instead of Neymar they would be much more successful in Europe.

Also with the leftover they could’ve probably got Griez and played like this

Griez - Cavani - Mbrap
Di Maria ———— Veratti
—————kante———-

>weeb and Yea Forums cup cancer
state

This would unironically be decent

Lmao, only 1 english player was on the pitch in the EL final, maitland-Niles and he was the worst player on the pitch. Liverpool didn’t win the CL thanks to English/British players, they won the CL in-spite of English players, thanks to brilliant performances from Van Dijk, origi, wijnaldum, Alison l, Salah, mane
The English players were carried. Just admit that foreign players are better and where what made ‘English’ football successful last season

This. PSG should sell united Nerman for £100m

Buy Kante for whatever ( can’t be more than £120m)

>liverpool's full backs were carried
>liverpool's captain was carried

You do it.

Arselel are in big trouble this season coming. Football is moving big time towards players who actually give a fuck and want to press and move. No arsele players do that except Torreira

Post-bump limit /trans/ is best /trans/
Feels naughtier. Dirty even.

Their fullbacks look good because they have fucking Virgil van dijk covering them and clinical finishers on the end of their crosses, Henderson is shite but has 2 other quality defensive mids beside him to stop him getting exposed

>clinical
>salah

Pick one

I love being in dirty /trans/ lads

Me too m8

Filthy, if I may dare to say so.

What a joke of a post. First it is about nationalities in a club, then it's about nationalities that are in the senior national team.

Iwogbi was born in England, I say count him.

New: New: New:

im sulking

cheer up swe-dumb

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Hairy "Cunt" Kane, you know it will happen. He will be Rppney 2.0 for them. It will be the start of his Age.