Copa America - Paraguay v Qatar

No, user. Argentina is for laughing at. Brazil is for watching the obvious team that will win the Copa America.

>Brazil gets the easiest group possible
>at home
The last time I've watched something so rigged Alonso won the race and it wasn't even funny.

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What? You wanted us to invite someone like Trinidad & Tobago?

>not buying guns while you are at it
Why even come here? Lmao

i'm white

Gonna be Qatar

So?

you need guns to defend yourself from favelados
buy them from ME

Paraguayos yo antes los apoyaba en todo torneo pero hoy por hoy me pueden chupar un webo

salu2

Just buy goods

Shut up Paco.

>The last time I've watched something so rigged Alonso won the race and it wasn't even funny.
Should have seen Montreal la

Reminder we are true aryans and best guay

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hey, there you are, i thought you died

You too experienced a country-wide blackout, Paraguay bros?

Nah I just bettered my life by leaving this shithole. But I can't resist int. football szn

with all the power they steal from us in itaipu that's extremely unlikely

Nope, comfy as always
There's plenty of blackouts but mostly just in summer

Nope

I'm rooting for you, Paraguabros.

Thanks argie bro, sorry about yesterday everyone here was surprised

Does anything interesting ever happen in Paraguay?

They've a different electrical grid from us

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Ancient aliens

Can we keep this one match thread /comfy/ or is that pretty much impossible?

The argentinians are back, so it's impossible.

wait until el peruANO wakes up

Not really, even dangerous neighbourhoods are pretty comfy, we burn stuff from time to time

Estos Paraguayos forros que vienen a invadirnos el país a quitarnos el laburo indos y la reconcha de su hermana

Ask to this man.

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Just build a wall lol

anybody else dreaming of a Qatar vs Japan final to btfo all of sudaca?

Qatar is actually better than Paraguay desuyo

True

Add Japan winning the final and that would be perfect

the redpill is Qatar winning and human rights losing, remember

Argentina te chamusqueaste mucho con el sol
hechate mas bloqueador la siguiente vez.

I wish Pedro II had annexed Paraguay as a province.
This way we could claim both Guarânia and Mate is 100% Brazilian.

>we could claim both Guarânia and Mate is 100% Brazilian.
You already do that but ok

Qatar's team is mostly mercenaries and their world cup will be shit so good luck Paraguay

>mostly mercenaries
they definitely have some mercenaries, but most of their team are legit qataris now, believe it or not

Did they win the Asian Cup with homegrown players?

that’s why you should support them tBh, plus Almoez Ali is the new Messi but good with the NT

No, but some were trained in their aspire academy

>the new Messi
compared to other Qatar players or he's actually great?

The stadium will be even more empty than the per-ven from yesterday.

>not a single qatari flag
are they blocked from this site or are all qataris chads that go outside?

Nah, most people know songs like India but they don't know what Guarânia is.

This

can't even remember the last time I saw a legit qatari here

They are too busy running in their supercars in the middle of an oilfield in the desert.

They're all super rich or literal slaves. Either way too busy for this place

>chipa
need a rundown

Vos comeme la pija gordo pelotudo

Never?

like pão de queijo but worse

Hehe, time to change that
youtu.be/PAj7zsk0Ee0

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There is only 300k actual Qatari citizens compared to 1 million Emiratis, and most of the Qatar flags on Yea Forums is expats so i doubt most of them use this place, i think it's more likely to ecounter a qatari arab on /int/ but they're still very uncommon

No, I've definitely seen a few on /int/

he played well in the AFC, he used to play in europe for a few years, now he’s just boolin’ in Qatar doing next to nothing.
Funnily enough my team (AC Milan rip) wanted to buy him so i automatically had to start shilling

You need to see Qatar playing this match. They are actually play good soccer now

Oh i thought you were talking about seeing real people from Qatar in the streets

saveur.com/article/Recipes/Paraguayan-Chipa-Easter-Breakfast-Bread/

Ok I think I get it now.

how the fuck did your brain leap to that

g o q a t a r s c o r e s u m f u k i n g g o a l s

>AC Milan
I see why you would rate Almoez Ali that high

i heard qatar has a very explosive front line

lads how do I control my racism in this next match, I dont want to run off any pakar fans that come to the site

be on ur best behaviour m8

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idk if you’re calling me a sandnigger or if you think milan has arab money (which we really don’t)
either way Ali > Higuain

I want to steal your music

>10,000 people in a 50,000 Stadium

CONMEBOL greed ruining the competition

How much are tickets?

Paraguay and Brazil are in the middle of an economic crisis, senpai.

The cheapest for this match is about 50 USD. The cheapest one for the final match is 125 USD.

Enough for the average qatari to afford but not enough for the average paraguayan

50 USD is the half priced one right?

Based and guaraniapilled

Were all rooting for Qatar, right?

They put it in the maracanã. The nigs at rio are too broke to go watch some foreign team play

fuck no, go back to the middle east

yes but unironically

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i got a cheeky paraguay jersey from the adidas discount bin

Yes but ironically

Is balbuena starting?

Right

Can I do drugs and hookers all the time in SA on $3200 a month?
Also, anyone have a buffstream link?

Wtf why aren’t they airing this in the US except on mexican channels

El mate es paraguayo

>Abreu on tv
based madman

cuz its not football at the burgerdome brought to you by bud light tm

Those are very sad sad donuts.

You're not missing much

So that's where stolen Argentina, Chile and Uruguay's "luxury" stolen vehicles end.

Depending how good you want your drugs and hookers.

>Can I do drugs and hookers all the time in SA on $3200 a month?
Yes, easily.

>not missing much
pleb

>You're not missing much
Please describe your experience with chipa

*dabs on the sandnigger mercenaries*

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Are we going to get VARed today?
Seriously, referees don't even care anymore, they just let the guys behind the screen to make the decision.

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>You're not missing much
El americANO

>tfw there was no VAR in south africa 2010
I'm still mad

Do >we have a chance against either of these teams?

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Gatito got your back, m8.

Post the lineups.

Ate some little (1-2 inches in diameter) dough like, cheese flavores balls with mate in Buenos Aires.
I understand that probably Argentinian recipe might differ, but in theory the cook emigrated from Paraguay and present them as "traditional dish".
I'm not saying they were bad, but nothing too fancy, unlike churros filled with dulce de leche.
Maybe I'm more partial to sweet treats.

Paraguay XI: Justo Villar, da Silva, Morel, Veron, Bonet, Ledesma, Martinez, Riveros, Santana, Cabañas, Valdez

Boro legend.

No Almiron?

Paraguay

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Well you're right recipe is more or less the same, however i also tried chipa in buenos aires and i'm telling you it's dog shit compared to ours, i hope you can try homemade paraguayan chipa someday, churros are cool af.

>Cabañas
That one got me.

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Is he still playing in 12 de octubre?

Qatar

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Kek I just recognise rojas

Who is good on either team? Going to bet on draftkings.

>Cabañas
psssh... nothin personel

They're both shit
Gustavo Gomez was a noteworthy player in the argie league, Boca was chasing after him hard at one point.
Piris was hyped up to be a new Dani Alves at one point, but that didn't happen
Iturbe played for Argentina's U20, but then joined Paraguay. He was good at River Plate, but flopped at Roma. Guy can dribble for sure, but he's a brainlet.

I thought Roque Santa Cruz was gonna play again this year, what happened?

What are you playing lads? BotW master mode here.

Sup niggers
Black out or not I ain't missing this.

He must be 100 years old.

Injured. Probably fake, but is ok. Also, Cardozo shouldn't play anymore

How did you get electricity?

>Di Maria training with the subs
OH NO NO NO NO
I hope you enjoyed us being shit, Paraguay, you're getting bleached by De Paul on the left

Grandpa snapped his knee
xinhuanet.com/english/2019-05/18/c_138069141.htm

JUSTO

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Is that Rodolfo Esteban?

It's already normalized in most of the country, it was back before I even got out of bed.
Also checked

Huh, that sucks. I really like the guy and was hoping to see him again

Qatar lineup

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Checked, he's probably running on a hamster wheel

this sanchez fucker saying alahu akbar on tv

F

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Paraguay lineup

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You say that like RS didn't have the lowest attendance yet.

Damn I wish I was Paraguayan. At least I'd have power

sad

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>Every single player has 2 names and 2 surnames
forwhatpvrpose.png

monhun.

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God, I wish Justo would fuck my wife.

Un empate porfavor solo eso te pido

Power should be back by now, m8

KILL THEM ALL PARAGUAY
KILL THOSE FAGGOT MILLIONAIRES

>Rodolfo Esteban
Dareda

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Mmm

Mbeju>chipa>sopa paragua

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>Gato Fernandez Jr
Based.

Based and mbejupilled. Have you tried chipa guazu?

sounds like the soundtrack to a mickey cartoon

tbdesu I think that catar can win this match

if qatar wins any game they should nuke this continent

Hi

wow the house is full!

stadium even more empty than venezuela-peru

>Qataris are millionai-

fuck conmeBOSTA

Nice bagels

sup m8

DIOS MIO...

>Based and mbejupilled. Have you tried chipa guazu
Only a time, I did not like much,Also dulce de guayaba>>>>>membrillo

Acestream link in case anyone wants it

acestream://b40ebaf095f0fe3f00c324e597f3eea26b55db9e

Wew

JUST

ya empezamos

kek, it begins.

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>1 minute in
>Already memes
Good macth

the fuck just happened

so this is the power of qatari football........

That spaghetti

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>Qatar

VAMOS PARAGUAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>qatari goalkeeping

Qatar goalie a brainlet?

el qatariANO

Good luck lads

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and benuldy

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Era

ERA EL PENAL

Hahaha

Wtf is this match, I thought that qatar was decent

unironically amazing match

BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY!BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY!BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY!BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY!BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY! BENULDY!

camon Tacuara scor sum faking penalty kick

BESTGUAY
E
S
T
G
U
A
Y

I bet Para at -0.5 how fucked am i?

BENULDY

ERA

>usa and mexico died for this

>SHATar

OH NO NO NO NO
THESE ARE YOUR ASIAN """"CHAMPIONS""""

FUCKING HELL LADS HE DID IT

>

so this is the level of asian soccer

ERA EN EL 2010 TACUARA LA PUTA QUE TE PARIÓ

>muh dbz meme
based

Best guay
Greatest ally

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>doing the fusion dance
Based

>dragonball

cringe

Did they even brought their A team?

Holy shit this is going to end in 10+/0

>the oil export of Qatar

>gold cup
>empty stadiums
>copa america
>empty stadiums
what the fuck is going on

>CHOKEtar

>dbz reference

>-0.5
that low?? you get your cash back or whot

Q A T A R
A
T
A
R

GOOOOOOL LA PUTA MADRE GOOOOL GOOOOOOL

THIS WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT

This literally proves that there's a huge powergap between CONMEBOL and AFC

Mexico vs Cuba was packed

The line was Para -0.5 or Qatar +0.5 both at -110 odds.

>QACAR QACAR QACAR QACAR QACAR QACAR

Shit teams
>expecting Qatar and Paraguay to fill a stadium

benulty

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Just imagine if Bestguay wins against Niggertina, the shitposting will be glorious.

kek

oil tycoons aren't gonna be happy about this

>asian champions losing with best guay
wew

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Where is him?

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The fuck could he have done about that though? It literally deflected sharply from 10 centimetres away

RIP that poor guy's human rights

fuckers

which team is reddit

>islam is bas

Nigger.

>at -110 odds
oh
good luck then

I see...

The ref

god I wish that were me

You don't jump in the box with your arms up, that's children league stuff

This CA is so fucking soulless

This, please happen.

Qatar

milking his goat

okay, DON'T FUCKING LOSE NOW FUCKERS

>

Just need Para to win basically. Not a big bet as I have no idea about these teams.

Are you saying that people wouldn't come to see this match if it was free?

Jannies kill him the first day, yesterday in niggertina/Congolombian match only we got jew fucking machines and Malaysian scat boredom

Stream?

sinsons goal celebration when?

Yes but its not so that's the problem.

paraguay
reddit fags seethe at qatar for being given a world cup, always posting some made up statistic about how 1 gorillion workers have died building stadiums

acestream://b40ebaf095f0fe3f00c324e597f3eea26b55db9e

buffstreamz.com/play/soccer-14.php

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1140302570394738688

Don't you wish your president was this based?

neither does the betting house, with those odds
but yeah Paraguay is somewhat favorite

>Women's World Cup gets bigger crowds than Copa America
JUST

This. Even my 7yo kid knows this and he sucks at footy

Me on the right

this makes sense actually
fuck bros i don't want to be reddit wtf...

>an intercontinental competition has more views than a continental competition
Shocking

What's Drumpf's stance on the gamer issue?

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Thanks bro

cross the border

B&R

BASED qatar buying their way to a world cup and a copa america

imagine having all that money

thx!

BASED TACUARA

no country should have all that power

So Argentina cant lose points vs this guys, right?

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>gamers rise up
Can we get one of those plz. Also, gib gun rights plz.

Shit commentary, not watching

Europeans are richer and europe is smaller, so it's easier for them to attend to the WC.

which, Paraguay or Qatar?

>womenhz world cup
>tickets cheap as fuck
>new feminist wave sensation

>Copa América
>Tickets minimum 50 usd
>Brasil in crisis
>Nobody gonna but a ticket for Paraguay/Catar or Perú/Venezuela

Who's this tranny?

Y-yeah, last game was just bad luck

Paraguay playing like shit so far, I expected more from them

Oh, argentina will definitely choke against at least one of them, don't worry about it, my orthodox croat friend

Not at all

Where is perubro???

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qatar is elite

true paragay confirmed reddit qatar confirmed chad

>expecting more from Paraguay
why would you do that?!???!?

>paraguay parking the bus against Qatar

typical guaranies

This is also ok

BESTGUAY ALMOST DROPPING THE SPAGHETTI

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>that miss
jesus christ qatar

he is waiting

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Its coming home lads

Le Serbian white gypsy

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Based Qatar sandbagging to give ParaGAYans a shred of hope

>qatari finishing

>clueless soibois wasting their money
stop the presses

Is the anti-fun janny still around?

This is one of those "so bad it's good" matches isn't it

Keep posting bro

Y e s

Qatar is improving a bit

Paraguay number 1 just kicked his own face with the ball wtf

Why are South A. girls so cute?

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Silence, Ahmet. no one gave you the toilet brush to speak

>these teams

THAT 3 PLACE QUALIFICATION IS OURS,ARGIEBROS

WE DID IT

do south americans unironically still believe their countries are world class at soccer?

Sunday he gets a day off, so 4channel doesn't have to pay him extra time.

the absolute state of french banter

Test

>Let us join the Copa America

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>pay him
hahahahaha

Well, your post hasn't been deleted yet so I assume he isn't

In his secret cave?

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This coming from a nation that didn’t qualify for the last wc

How did qatar get so many nignogs on the team. I thought id be an all sandnig team.

not me

Games like these should be played in small comfy stadiums desu
Makes no sense in Maracaná

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>vamo virá catáaaa!

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remember when qatar tried to make us pronounce their country "cutter"

Surely they get paid, why would anyone spend their day cleaning up an imageboard without remuneration?

is qatar better than my country? i'm not even watching the match

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Who

Actual number of Qataris is tiny, lots of poor servants and their kids though. One of the blacks is actually from Portugal to add to the weirdness.

>para nada una seleccion menor la de catar
lol, this commentary

redpill me on how qatar is south american

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

so you know nothing about Persian gulf people huh
when you’re drafted and sent there you’re in for a surprise

Based. Vila Belmiro is maximum comfy.

this has nothing to do with my post
well yours never was

Based

In 2006 in the Marines we got a week off from Iraq and got to go to Qatar. I almost went to jail for getting caught pissing on a random building drunk.

South America never saw itself as "world class" at soccer. We only have 2 or 3 good footballing countries.

Not if we take it first

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No

>Asia Cup champion losing to us
OH NO NO NO

the qataris were probably like
>no we play in famous big stadium yes *moneys*
and cuminbol went
>ok *consumes money*

I dont even know what your country is mate

you’re slightly better 2bh
2010 was our peak and a UEFA team won that WC
sooo yep

Qatar's top scorer is from Uruguay

Someone hook me up with the link to the archive for when Peru shows up

lmao to crowd signing for Quatar

Lilly_small on chaturbate Pastabro

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Nice """""copa""""" you got there, you fags. I'm watching gold cup now.

this lmao

D I V E
I
V
E

2 teams can grab the third place qualification, and I don't think you guys have to worry about group A lol

Thanks serb bro. Tadic is good!

>qatari diving

refball era penal

holy fuck i love VAR nao

VAR SINSON

Any Qatar anons here? Can they even post?

Qataris angrily asking for their money back.

INVOKING PERUBRO

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based Serbs.

Fucking flopping sandfags

you meant this copa?

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Anyone a livestream?

nice

race mixing

I thought Qatar was shit but they're actually much much better than bestguay

>Winning the asian cup with mercenaries and referees
Reminder that even Kuwait won the asian tournament, AFC Asian Cup is a joke

Go to reddit. Unironically

>The entire island went to the match
Cant say the same about your country huh

checked and i don't know man, our team is getting way too old

--

how can a person be a livestream?

Not anymore iirc

This, Japan should have won it

buffstreamz.com/play/soccer-14.php

KEK

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Not for a while now. Hockey sub still good tho.

how do you pronounce qatar?

Because he gets paid with antifun tidbits.

Holy fuck we're trash lmao

thanks Respondido

Because we not give a fuck to this tournament, even Brazil match only got 40k people in stadium of about 60k capacity. The crowd is just people of counties that playing and some rich or retard people who expense lot of money or in this match just botafogo fans to watch Gatito Fernandes, and in Pery match just Internacional fans to watch Guerrero, tickets is expensive, here in Brazil and I think in rest of SA football managers prefer empty stadiums with high price tickets than fully stadiums with low prices. Also we are poor, plane ticket to someone of Lima for example is more espansive than ticket for Lisbon-Moscow per example, our country in recessetion, and our new governament just making with worse, making people more e more poor. Also this tournament have the most boring soul I see in my live, even sports media here don't give so much fuck, they spend more times talking about our clubs than copa America, I have sensation that I where obligated to host it. In opening match day our media cared to it like any regular world cup qualifiers match.

Like quatar but without the 'u'

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>being this unknown
Comfy

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thanks

>It's real
Holy shit kek

kah tarr

kek, reminds me to when people were saying Columbia instead of Colombia when they played against the bongs

Britbongs BTFO

Holy shit hahahhahahahahah

based nichijou poster

perro qatar

boring game

post qatari qts

Also, not even our open television (rede Grobo) brodcasting these matchs, only sports channels in cable television.

>Qatari
>qts
pick one, sexpats don't count

just google bee keepers m8

The national channels here are broadcasting all the matches

CACAtar is spaghetti

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Ahhh the good old traditional Qatari name, Pedro.

the paraguayan kit kind of looks like the american one

but that’s a worldwide staple
all channels are having a cable TV1, a cable TV2...

>copa america
>qatar
what did I miss?

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Chicanobros how bad would Mexico shit all over this cup.

Mexico vs Cuba has been the only full stadium ive seen all Copa America / Women’s World Cup / WC sub -20.

americans should sue for copywrite

The invention of Google

fucking Adidas
inviting CONCACAF teams all the time gets boring

Everything leading up and why, read an article retard.

>this team gave up 1 goal in the entire asian cup
how is this possible, their defense is swiss cheese

Why the fuck do they make the smallest southamerican country and fucking Qatar play in Maracaná.

we usually invite two teams to have 12 teams for muh groups of 4 format. unnecessary desu

stick to anime senpai.

>not going with your left for that

No, no, better wait until the ball bounces TO THE TOUCHLINE

you know why

A Lot of Petrodollars and tons of fake rolex

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If they ever fielded their legendary A team we would all instantly die

RS is also broke. Commies btfo every state they got their hands on desu

Retard zoomer

Australia would bootyblast both these teams

sudaca bros, what goes on in this part of south america?

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>Huezil

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How many people from Qatar traveled to Brazil?

To you see the state of this tournament even you guys giving more fuck to it than us, its really sad. Rede Globo (they buy rights and not give to other channels) now broadcasting some old shit movie instead this msth, yesterday they broadcast a shit Luciano Huck reprise instead Ven-Per match, and broadcast telenovela instead Arg-Col match even with Messi and stuff, probably they do it to try stadiums get less empty, but its not work and just made this cup more and more irrelevant, sad.

>cheapest ticktets 150 reais
Kkkkkkkk this probably expasive as fuck even to first worlders.

Jonestown

Cute black girls and weed

fuck if i know, ask at /int/ pls

Not even we know, we like to think they don't exist

africans LARPing as euros

Chinese launching weird stuff to space

Nobody knows

jungle, caribenhos and french niggas

i would have understood if they had put uruguay instead
kek

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>Mfw Paraguay wins da Copa Muricah

IT'S COMING HOME KPS

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wtf how do I get a job there

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frogs, occasionally a space shuttle is lunched and nothing else

This, I want to go

close one

First time is almost over, prepare the slags! Perubro! Where you at???

the chat for this game is being very rude

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>Almirón
anyone here fan of Newcastle?

Am I the only one who heard a random "la puta madre"?

You know the cup is rigged right? Qatar would never accept to be in the competition unless they were in a group with Brazil or Argentina for TV viewer revenue.

They use it before murricans just even know "soccer". Also french one looks italian kit with red socks Aylimão.

GATITO

Link?

Al-Haidos is pretty good desu. Qatar will score one.

Fucking based

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Jonestown was around those parts no?
Tbh we aren't even taught about it in school. Idk about the rest of the continent

wasn't Cardozo retired from the NT?

lol those chats are my fav

obsessed pedoshitter

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>unless they were in a group with Brazil or Argentina
>that flag

One of them is a french LARPer, the other is a hindu colony, and the last one is too irrelvant

rightful venezuelan clay

HALF-TIME SLUTS

it was me m8, sorry

where is gustavo goméz?

Yes, until he wasn't

Isnt Venezuela rightful Colombian clay?

keeps getting flagged as spam
you'll have to TYPE it I'm afraid

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This

Very, very rude indeed.

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>africans LARPing as euros
That's argentina

From what site are you watching? Are there any mods?

half time slags

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2 match suspension

god that shirt is ugly.

Even the commentators are calling the Qatari player "Portuguese"

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Feels like Chivas is playing, not Paraguay

>a probably 7-8 force that incapable to get WC spot in comebol btfoing the current Asian cup winner shortly before
The state of AFC.

Paraguay is white

It's by far the ugliest one I have ever seen

No, Venezuela and Colombia are more like Czech Republic and Slovakia, if one of them was a commie dystopia.

i really really really miss the Nike kit

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where's roque santa cruz?

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Besides the drug problem what other issue had Colombia?

Cmon Yea Forums, post sum fucking slags

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CBF managers are reatards Brazil only play in Maracanã if go to final in WC Brazil don't play there, last match in Maracanã is Brazil x England friendly in 2013.

AFC is fully controlled by Arabs, The president is literally a member of the royal family of Bahrain. This why Israel had no choice but to go to UEFA

Ohh alright I get it
That's a nice kit.

For me it's Pedro Miguel Deus Correia
he's originally from a place 15km away from me

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guerrillas

gotta put those odebrecht stadiums to use

Lol, AFC staged the asian cup to make Qatar look good for the WC, don’t buy in AFC propoganda

How many of these qatar players were actually born there?

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gonna play a friendly this thursday with the lads

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who

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>just lost AFC cup yo Qatar that losing to probably worstest team in comenbol only bettrt than Bolivia
Sure...

She will never be your gf

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>You support based Qatar too, don't you user?

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Qatar using cheat codes. None.

What are the odds this guy is actually an arab and not a Brazilian taking the piss?

I say 0%

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They beat you and Japan convincingly though and I thought the Saudis and Emiratis that mostly control the AFC and they both hate Qatar

>jobs
>South America
>fucking Beneçuela
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

0.0001

It's shit bait made by a fucking leaf, ignore him

Can Paraguay beat Argentina?

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>worstest team in comenbol
That's not Brazil

that happens just a few metters where i life, it was just for the lulz

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El Dorado

Those are some smooth armpits.

Probably a 9/11 chance hes a Qatari

You mean saudi

All the same shit to me

Who did it?

Pajeets pooing in loo and not in streets I believe.

for the memes, i hope so

quick reminder Taurus Pistols are cheaper here than in brazil

holy shit name of this beauty?

Someone make the next thread

>Qatar
Hahahhahahahahhahahahahah

But they're shit everywhere

What teams are playing today on the golf cup?

Haiti and Bermuda lmao

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Costa Rica and Nicaragua

Are you the user from Colombia on a business trip or are you a real poo?

>He bought the blockade memes
Saudis and Emiratis supported Qatar before the blockade, they are still a lot of Qatar sympathizers here who secretly support Qatar but are hiding because the governments would arrest if they publicly support them. Qatar winning in our territory isn’t surprising, also UAE won the right to host it since 2015, two years before the (((blockade))) happened so they might have already agreed to letting Qatar win before hand.

some students from the meno/german schools of the area, pretty based

new bred

How are gun laws in paraguay? And how about drug laws? Seriously considering moving there

...

fuck, which one??

Nobody knows. We don't talk about that.

Just for it? I think they just not wont to die when play against arab team.

yes

janny deleted mine even though it was made first lol

PUNISHED TACUARA

Him just expend lot of him income to pay ticket to this shit match and buy this carnival custume, based carioca retard.

ITS finaly his time.

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we have Itaipú for backup. So when Yacyretá fail we use energy from Itaipú

And lets me het they all looks indio like 99% of Paraguay and larps about muh aryan heritage.

VAR SINSON

Never mind

lol the opposite is true

>arab from Qatar
>drinking alcohol

you can carry about 5 grams of every sustain, more of that and you get 10+ years in prision, gun laws are easy for everybody without mental prolems,

Argentina is fucked bros

You are just pretty rich here with that income.

nah senpai, theyre pretty much all look like this and really stand out of the majority here, just like the niggers all of us turn our head to watchem

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Ew

Can confirm.

i love you too Colombia

If you would've told me Paraguay Qatar was going to be a good match I would've laughed but holy shit this is pretty good. Both guays win today hopefully.

Post United Arab Emirates qts.

>slipping to fucking Qatar
the state of Paramutts

get fucked by a serb or smthing