/cric/ket World Cup 2019

Kircket

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Alright I'll be watching gully boy. Paki batting can wait

BOWLING BOWLING

I miss sreesanth and joginder sharma

Pakistan looking a little it shakey.

WOAH

>mfw

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do pakistan know they're chasing 337?

bowwwwwwwwlin bowwwwwwwwwlin

Lads how do I ask a female girl out

Also how will all the rained out matches affect the final group standings?

updated /cric/ poster rankings

>the quiet one
south africa
>always makes you smile
australia
>falls in love too quickly
new zealand
>always late for school
bangladesh
>the group therapist
uk
>make up always on point
usa
>the friend everyone likes
portugal
>miss innocent
france
>always emotional
pakistan
>your ride or die
sri lanka
>book worm
india
>always on her phone
netherlands

Wicket looms

High quality post

>Lads how do I ask a female girl out
just ask her if she wants to go out with you.

if she says no, move on.

Anyone else see someone get kicked in the balls

Bit below the required rate here

See off the new ball, attack pandya and spinners

>>always emotional
>pakistan
KEK

but have to agree with the whole post

pakistan more like chatalistan

reckon diplomats/government officials have told them not to sledge each other. a bit too much argee bhajee between the playesr could easily lead to a nuclear winter on the subcontinent.

Think there just trying to survive the fast seemers

reckon they should just be slogging at this point

my problem is I want to ask a girl out (actually 2) that I work with and it'd be awkward as shit if she said no

OGRE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol what a nerd he's wearing glasses

anyone got a decent stream? 2 streams now have gone to shit and i've got fibrenet.

GONE

Looked plumb.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

WATHAAAA VIJAAAAYY PODU MAMA SOOTHADI ANDHA PASANGALA

DIRTY DOG TACTICS

Pitched outside leg surely?

>substitute bowler gets a wicket
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Just ask her plainly, and if she says no then just pretend it doesnt bother you. You can always cry later when nobody is looking, but its important not to get the JUST eyes when shes looking.

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KEK GETTING OUT TO VIJAY

Pakistan SHOOK

glasses and he still couldn't see the ball onto the bat hahaha

BUMRA OUTDATED

VEE JAY

OUT GONE GET FUCK OUT YOU GODAMNED BASEDBOY

babar black sheep lol

lol

I wouldn't ask out girls from work because as you said its awkward. You can befriend them a bit though, like go over to talk to them and eventually go out with them casually for like coffee at lunch (without ever fully asking them out)

Hindi bol betichod

REDdit.com/user/ChirpingBot/

Looked like it to me too, even funnier if so

>You can always cry later when nobody is looking
hit a little too close to home with that one

SOOTHADI

Pakistan's Kohli on strike

WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

this is depressing desu

>Asking out girls
Daily reminder, the billionaire, model chad that they fantasize about doesn't ask them out, but he takes them out.

will pakistan's kohli score a century?

WATHA BUDDI KOODHIYAN NIKKRAN REVIEW PODRADHUKKU

this is good advice on being a man 2bh. just pretend nothing bothers you until you're all alone

Is Pakistan going to be able to make a match of this?

JIOOOO DHAN DHANA DHAN

Same strategy you use with male girls. Just give her a wink and ask how big her secret is

Nice sub

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>pakistani insinuating rape
colour me surprised.

enta kenta ghoomti poopoodi idli sambar

We got it wrong. Didn't look that way in real time

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If you dropped pakistan into a barrel of tits they'd come up sucking their thumb

This is the partnership

CHEATING CUNTS
was that it? forget what he said exactly kek

wait what happened? why that guy only bowl 2 balls?
I had he muted because of Fartael Clarke

>poopoodi

lol!

Bc ye bhi wicket le gaya

kek never heard that one

Theres really no shame in crying over it when you are alone, it gets you passed the rejection quicker. The fear of rejection is often worse than the rejection itself. I had a girl reject me but we still remained friendly, because I just accepted it and let it go.

>he did it the absolute madman

this man watches mallu bhabi 144p

had a problem talking with girls so i just talked to a bunch of them and now no problem.

Bit racist

gf just sent me this asking if she should lose some weight? what do you reckon lads?

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>how do I ask her out
ask your mother to arrange a marriage with her, easy as that

Why do all these cunts have beards when it's probably hot as fuck where they live?

Nigga in disbelief

lads i hate work so much and i still have to go back there tomorrow what the HELL do i do lads? i can't do 45 more yaers of this bullshit AAAAAA

because they're Sick Cunts

did that with a girl I worked with and after a year of being friends she ended up using me for sex and I'm not quite sure how I feel about it

follow your dreams bro

Weak chinned people

because beards don't work like that you week beta i bet you can't even grow

kek jokes on you my parents will feed and shelter me till i graduate and get a job

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Wait hang on what's going on with Shankar? How is he starting a fresh over when he's on his third delivery?

Fuck of with this advice shit. Getting sick of it shitting up cric and it’s pretty obvious what you should do mong.

take a sickie if you feel overwhelmed. Also remember that you work so you can get paid and enjoy yourself.

yeah same did that with a girl in my university course and she ended up being my gf even after friendzoning me.

Take a break year and fuck gay men in Bulgaria.

Hang this Shankar man

I am going to stab you to death with my chin.

Is that what he said? Thought he said “dekho” something something I couldn’t tell desu

become a neet

PLEASE no bully.

alright lads, let's try and make this day productive.

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Apna poo aayega
Paani ban ke aaya hai tu flush banke jayega

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who calls their kid Babar LMAO

APNA POO AYEGA x 3

>>your ride or die
>sri lanka
>>book worm
>india
>>always on her phone
>netherlands
don't get these, rest seem fairly accurate

Pel mat chutye

BASED indian fielding. watch and learn pakistan

>error 404. Chin not found

I am, just got 78 smithing

MEHH GUYS I LIKE GIRL WHAT DO I DO?
I DONT LIKE MY JOB WHAT DO I DO DUYRRRR
HOW DO I GET A GIRLFRIEND DUGHHHHHH

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Based osrs

Meraa jhoota hai japani
Yeh patloon englistani
Sar pe laal topi rusi
phir bi dil hai hindustani

Mere gully me
Mere mere gully me
Hug ke aaya hu mere gully me
Gaand aakar dhounga tere gully me

gz

>25/1
>7 overs

PLEASE answer these questions lad i fucking need it

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Become engrishu teacher

youtu.be/K-nNFWdBtB8
this general should be named /mauka/

How do I "have sex"?

What books changed your life lads.

Howling

1 saal se daaru nahin pela hai, 26.5 saal se female

Hopeing dhoni and kohli have a bowl too for the lulz

BHAAG BHAAG BHAAG POO AYA POO

benis>>>vegana

finna boutta dab these smelly dravano*ds the fuck out. fuck vijay. mong

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Just have sex.

Put your peepee in your goat

the first mauka advert was funny.
by the second it was already cringe and this final ad made me hate it more than anything.

nice

The book of five rings
Just kidding. I take knowledge and forget the book name. This improves me as a person

ask your imam kid

Michael Clarke just said England and India were the form teams going into this tournament. What elite insider knowledge do you wish you had?

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Wicket looms

>he doesn't know

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Nagarjuna's Śūnyatāsaptati

except unironically.

this
fuck you

indians are incapable of feeling cringe, thats why we keep pinging your women for nudes

Chup 184 cm stack of shit. Worse than Madrasis.

the cazzie blow in knowledge of not having seen a poo peeland game i reckon

what does that mean jew?

Loving this play from Pakistan

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youtube.com/watch?v=fjrj2U_sG4A

gali dena hai to vocaroo me zor se dena chahiye bhaijan

Their culture is so driven by roles and social conformity they don't need self analysis

how do i get an autistic girlfriend who likes rugby league and cricket lads?

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Will Babar?

I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

FUCK I MISS COOK SO MUCH

>unironically my favourite test batsman of all time

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tell her im a big fan

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how do i lose eye fat, boys?

also, should i post dissection images?

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Hey indians itt what caste, do you belong to?

@93503876
fuck up josh

>goat
>in a thread full of muzzies
are you trying to get that goat molested lad?

MUH FUCKING DICK

well atleast we're not throwing ourselves off of bridges because of a lack of purpose like wh*toids

Bhagvad Gita unironically. Now I dab on dumb shaivites with superior Vaishnava knowledge and play raasleela in my college mad easy.

I am vedic Aryan

thats not how you quote someone retard aussie

am blank trip not josh lad. second time today

Indian suicide rate is really high

When is the Gully Boy Blu ray coming out.?

How do cricketers stop their bowling arm from getting absolutely massive compared to their weaker arm? Do they just have powerful wanks?

RENT-FREE, idly

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The untouchables......in CRICKET, lol

@93503921
newcunt

You guys don’t have prime video ? It’s out there

thats because of the higher population size percentage wise we are way lowe

bowling is not resistance training you brainlet

Reckon Pakistan needs to turn dots into singles. cant rely on boundaries

go to the oval and just bowl 20-30 deliveries. then the next day feel which muscle is absolutely killing you
most of it is your back / lat area and not your arm.

It is already out I think. They are showing.in HD on tv

BRAPPPPPPPPPPP

damn the big guns are here
no mauka this year it would seem

???? Bahujan chamaar bc teri ma madrasi

brahmin
we are like the jews of hinduism.
we have high iq and control every significant thing

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Look m8, complete social atomization and a complete collapse in moral values don't come for free. Being on anti depressants all your life is the price you pay to access qt trap hookers and never having to speak to your parents again

Yeah it's on prime too

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>Arm

I thought throwing was illegal in bowling m8

umm, they're called Hindus sweetie...

time for what?

might go to bed, getting a bit tired and nothings happening tbf

Bit of a redflag if theres no pic isn't it?

don't have prime and it's not on Netflix.

Tranny or super fat

kek

>paki batting

Bharadwaj Brahmin. We dab on kanyakubj niggers like you wouldn't believe.

nice one

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>or
brave

Mr. Kevin Nash was anally berated in the scorching summer of 92.

outdated form of info transfer brainlet. IMAGINE flipping pages in 2019
>literally any Orwell, actually

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True aryan jatt sikh

>CRR: 3.79

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would burry my de kok

>i like games and dragon ball z
am i reading this right?

read Śūnyatāsaptati or Mulmadhyamakakarika

you'll realise vedanta is wrong.

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Jain lad. No onion/garlic/tates for me.

are these things actually suppose to be good things????

Dude it’s 999 per year. A lot cheaper than Netflix nigga

My bhardwaj friend left for Canada in his childhood

Why do brahmin still do stupid shit like killing lower caste people because he rode a horse in front of them or attended a marriage with them.

This kevin nash sure sounds like a bitch.

r u retarded

Is Mia a common name in Australia? Stg ive met quite a few Aussies called Mia.

SHITSKIN HINDU COPE

Is it too little too late for Pakistan?

Loool depressing to be a Jain in the current year

KWAB, indeed good bhai.

They’ve got the first 37 lads. Only 300 to go.

The Brahmins don’t(only the lower community Brahmins do). It’s the BCs doing it.

Wicket looms

reckon pakistan are a bit behind the required run rate here lads

no man, I just dont think these are good things they just dont fit with my values

Hinduism is cancer. Buddhism should've prevailed.

We're too intelligent to win.

Should we clap?

are the pakis even trying to win

For you maybe bro. Jainism as a philosophical school directly rivals the Advaita Vedanta although both of them are VERY VERY similar and share (almost) the same historical roots.

What do you even eat lad? I'm vegetarian and my diet pretty much consists of onions, garlic and potatoes.

Yeah m8

>The Jain cuisine is completely vegetarian and also excludes underground vegetables such as garlic, etc, to prevent injuring small insects and microorganisms

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Who are the lower community brahmins

>we Brahmins are the Jews
That would be the Baniyas you dumb retard.

of course not, it's Pakistan. they probably bet against themselves

wasn't one of the mughal emperors called that? The one that made the taj mahal iirc

mate...

chandravanshi rajput lad

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Its shatriye and vashiye niggas killing harijans not brahmins.

Jezus Christ

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Real Brahmins don't. We manipulate other people to do crazy shit like that, we never get our hands dirty.

man please dont cope like this, we dont want to be known as a nation that took pleasure in beating a bunch of hijras

great analysis mate

>Hinduism is cancer. Buddhism should've prevailed.
America is Cancer. USSR should have prevailed

Babar?
Fakhar?

I barely even know her!

Wait is b. Kumar ded?

>pakis choking

Well yeah, you guys are all about the conformity and fulfilling your preset roles.

What was the butthurt nonsense over padmavat

done a hammy i think

for me, it's chasing 250 regardless of what the other team did

Enjoying the pakistani batting during this exciting test match.

Apparently a high caste but most here don't give a shot about caste

Many westerners think vegetarian means not eating milk either but that's not true in India. So SOI meme doesn't apply

Look at the deep state and say this again with a straight face.

thought he was gonna do a p**

vocaroo.com/i/s0z0JeqIROSa

Buddhism is practically Hinduism. Hinduism isn't a real religion, it'a just an umbrella term for a bunch of religions found on the subcontinent.

What's the reasoning for no onion/garlic etc? Veggie gujrati here, mum doesn't particularly like onions though

that's vegans m8

I’m not gonna post names, but there’s “lower” Brahmins who are looked down by “upper” Brahmins. The Pandits from Kashmir are considered the highest, while the Nambudri Brahmins from Kerala are the only people to still practice things as written in the Vedas to the last detail. No other community does this. So they’re the two “highest” Brahmin communities.

To make it simpler, Brahmins that are in charge of last rites at funerals are looked down upon by the Brahmins In charge of prayers at temples. Stuff like that.

That's vegetarian vs vegan m8

We aren't compelled to renounce onion/garlic/tates. We can choose to eat them. However if one wishes to practice the more rigorous form of Jainism, they renounce these things for life. They usually eat everything vegetarian that doesn't grow below the earth's surface.

That's vegan m8, vegan and vegetarian are two different things

Tell me about Pakistani cricket

kek

>Bongaldeshis beat Pakistan
We shouldn't have killed your intellectuals.

good history but gone down the shitter gradually over the last 12 years.

Someone please webm those white girls.

KEK

can I get a clip of just the last bit, saying that traps are gay

Sachin's daughter is cute :3

The Arsenal of the cricket world, surprsied there is no PakistanFanTV

hairs and nails grow back

yeah its a way of life - "Dharma"
I don't have to believe in gods like hesus or allah

white grills doing bhangra
based

wtf are they doing there. aren't they scared.

Truly, being a Rajpoot is a cucked existence. India has to put Rajput surrender monkeys on a pedestal while ignoring the Veer Maratha Shaivites forever till eternity

m.youtube.com/watch?v=gP2FTGFOd0M

what went wrong? the spot fixing etc?

I thought this was the only place on the internet where white people discuss cricket. But no, it’s just a bunch of indians discussing their degenerate castes.

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Kem che bakka. Fellow gujju here.

Peep this:

vocaroo.com/i/s1HTu7Jc9dp9

>be me
>meet girl really cute girl on tinder
>we go out for drinks and hit it off, both get a long well
>invite her back to my place for a root
>bring her to my room and she looks shocked and disgusted, calls me a pedophile and leaves
be honest lads, is it that bad?

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Kshatriya, you disgusting Mleccha

Kashyap Brahmin lad. Apparently my ancestors lived in Kashmir

webmlad give me those bhangraslags

me in the back

based, thanks

it's quite grim

>she will never slam you against the wall and forcefully makeout with you

Lads...

looks fine to me, bruh. nice n clean.

WE WUZ

Those are some meaty arms

NONCE

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>Carpet

Absolutely disgusting m8

the funny thing is i could still bash the shit out of her

I know but white society doesn't

looking good mate

Lads, I may be jumping the gun here but I don't think Pakistan can win this.

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I keep saving all the pictures of the attractive girls you guys post.

Please stop.

Youre a casteless cunt, below even the worst of shudras.

terrorism and poor economic conditions meant we could never catch up with the other teams. It's not just cricket, over the last 12 years nearly every thing has deteriorated.

Torrents you dumb inbred katwe

Has this game lived up to expectations?

Not my fault that you lack the necessary genetic makeup to be a vedic aryan mughal kashmiri brahmin prince such as myself.

Why does she sit like that?

Do you just have a mattress directly on the floor with no ensemble base or bed frame?

I am a wasp. That kindaaa is a caste in america desu

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Come on Pakistan score sum fackin runs

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your army boys got sum sick f-16s tho. worth it.

I'll get the torrent but waiting for the blu ray.

Pretty rude

Yeah, it was every bit as boring as I thought it would be

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pancha-Dravida
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pancha-Gauda
There is a hierarchy within brahmins. These categories I linked open up to sub categories and those sub categories are further divided as well. Ones who can trace back their lineages to early periods of Hinduism are considered pure. No outsider can really wrap their heads around this stuff honestly.

going right to left, its like watching someone age

I bet they REEK

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>vocaroo.com/i/s1HTu7Jc9dp9
Who cares? This is postmodern nihilist decadence. We can fuck anything that moves, and abandon all pre-existing social norms. Come on in, the alienation is lovely

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met my favourite female athlete the other day lads. reckon we'd make a good couple?

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WTF is she sucking out her soul?

sorry to hear bro, I really miss Pakistani golden age of cricket

3, 4, 1, 2

Why isn't there a test cricket world cup?

dont honestly know lad, the actual bitch(character) was a Sri Lankan therefore technically impossible to be Kshatriya so what the fuck is the big deal.
subhumans are subhumans. even deepika is a southie
i probably know chamars whiter than you my racially challenged friend

Amit Shah is a Baniya. Nothing's more deep state than him.

What about things like honey? I heard it's not exactly a bee-friendly industry.

>vedic aryan mughal kashmiri brahmin prince
That's not how you spell "low caste tribal that converted after the first mass rape"

I don't understand Pakistani batters. they practice with Amir every fucking day, yet they struggle against pathetic part timer like vijay shankar

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SNIIIIIFFFFF

how long do you reckon it would last

Maybe her bum hurts

too hard to format i supposed. we have the test championship now though

I used to Skype with a girl from Delhi thy looked like the one right in the middle lol

You get free range honey where the bees are allowed to fly around rather than being kept in tiny cages

t. Smelly Jelly

Unless you want a physical copy, here's your thing
>Gully.Boy.2019.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-NTG.mkv.tar

I'm pretty sure the paki batsmen think they are playing a test match world cup

might shit up indiachan

How is imran khan doing?

Watching a them slowly die and all hope fade.
Just like living in the west.

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Do you live in the FATA?

from what?

More of a circle than most uk cricket pitches

this girl would unironically bash the shit out of anyone itt

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Yup that's right lad.

Madh (Honey)
Makhan (Butter)
Maas (Meat)
Madheera (Alcohol)

Consuming these is also prohibited in Jainism

Majama cho
But why is below ground food a no-no? Many jains and brahims were at my uni

heh

Why would I live in a tribal area?

I’m not Madrasi bc I hate you OBC reservation shitstains a lot.

And after you posted your caste, I confirmed it. Getting into IIT abusing reservations isn’t something to brag about.

"Grim"

god i wish she would bash the shit out of my COCK

Imagine the SMELL

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Shots fired

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I'd get off to it

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Honey and butter also?
Dude...

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I attack british people on sight
is that allowed under jainism?

milf Ambani in

>vedic aryan mughal kashmiri brahmin prince
"my ancestors were pussies that couldn't fight back invaders and accepted a foreign religion made by an Epileptic blood thirsty pedo."

Based Boomer paki with the dslr

wait what the fuck she's a professional fighter? time to jack off to her fights.

1, 4, 2, 3.

starring in adult films

how did you get into IIT if you don’t know mallus don’t speak Hindi, you dumb retard? Kys dumb katwe

Yeah, it's only about living creatures

Is Lancashire the best county?

Dalits, please don't @ me again haha :)

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Why are you so angry, my dutch friend? Did someone trod on your tulips?

ehh, really not feeling 2 but ok

Mr.3D strikes owo

Indians will suck him off now

Kumar has been averaged all year, looks like he got demotivated after BUM kept outperforming him. Let himself go and didn't prepare. Hamstring fucking up is because of poor strength and not warming up properly at that level

I'd bash the shit out of her vagina, mouth and anus, if you know what I mean.

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Lmao deep state is the ruling bureaucracy of the country. Amit Shah is a politician and he'll be voted out eventually. The Brahmin ruling class has controlled the society since before the independence. Just look at the surnames of all the high ranking IAS, IPS, IFS and ministerial bureaucrats of Delhi, most are brahmins. These people have been passing on their power and position in a very hereditary manner.

why do you act so homosexually

He's an Afghan child rapist

>Maas (Meat)
Thas not true. Had a jain girl once, and believe me she grew addicted to the non veg diet soon enough, once I showed her my special sausage

if this guy is paki then why is he white

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seething dutch might be my new favourite /cric/ meme

As in he's afghan or he rapes Afghan children?

why are u in the netherlands and not in your shithole where u belong?

Daily reminder that sindh is the best part of Pakistan

>that
>white

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pashtun. there's like 50 million of them.

if this guy is aussie then why is he brown

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you can't just ask people why they're white

The first one, but probably both. They do love their dancing boys

post your skin color you filthy boer
you're an invader too
hope you get farm killed soon

Tonight's dinner.

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>Amit Shah is a politician and he'll be voted out eventually.
lol no
>The Brahmin ruling class has controlled the society since before the independence.
Yes but not anymore. The ones in charge are baniyas(jews) now. The Khangress was filled to the brim with Brahmins. The BJP isn’t a Brahmin dominant party anymore
>Just look at the surnames of all the high ranking IAS, IPS, IFS and ministerial bureaucrats of Delhi, most are brahmins. These people have been passing on their power and position in a very hereditary manner.
And they answer to two Baniya mota Bhais

I like Sindhis because they are quite chill about religion and take it easy.

>Social norms encourage people to have sex
Social norms are instituted to preserve the dominance of those who contrive them.

>19 (nineteen) years young

>be me
>discover indiachan few weeks ago
>use indian proxy
>make threads shitting on everyone’s caste
>watch the dumb cunts fight each other
Why aren’t you doing it? Talk shit about any caste and you’ll have these brainlets on the ropes LMAO

dinner smells YUM tonight

He looks like the 56%

then why do you send us the ones that look like this?

very very disrespectful

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we gave you cricket so you could hang out with us and act white, if only for a day. if you want to discuss the ins and outs of your poopoo waste system, go to /poogen/ on int

>received
your wife's boyfriend is very polite

Why would you eat her raw? You should at least cook her first haha :)

probably has vitiligo
my practical prof has vitiligo and he married a french lady, 30 years into marriage now

Ahh yes, India vs Pakistan 2011

Pashtuns are afghans amd they are as durka as punjabis if not worse

Haha

This is actually high IQ cricket from Pakistan. If the match finishes with them only batting 20 overs, and they lose only 1 wicket and hit 102, they win the game. They are having to keep their eyes on two targets right now.

trust me you don't want pashtuns either

I dont think the caste system is relevant in Bangladesh or Pakistan

>tfw you will never drill Sara Tendulkar raw and make her your cum gargling whore in Wankhede stadium's dressing room then walk up to Sachin Tendulkar straight up shake his hands with your unwashed hand that reeks of his daughter's cunny juice all while you're secretly wearing her panties under your jeans.

Why even live lads?

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LADS

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>caring about the future

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oddly good insight from a fucking leaf

I grew out of conflict stirring for fun when I was 14, sweaty

Tonight's dinner.

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Hnnngghhhh. Half guj too right?

OH NO NO NO NO

redpill me on pashtuns lad

WALLOP

why do brits get so butthurt when I say I attack them on sight? just don't come to amsterdam and you'll have no problem with me

Looks (((Jewish))).

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>A Punjabi enters the thread

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Too easy. Need wickets soon

I should warn Sachin on twitter

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She cute

Me hungry

want to lick those feet desu

Can all the Canadians in here please leave right now

Caste system is super relevant in Pakistan and Bangladesh

The white Mongol/Persian overlords (ashraf) mostly Pakis form the ruling caste and the black tribal peasants (ajlaf) form the slave caste mostly Bangladeshis

This is why India needed to save Bangladesh in the first place from ethnic genocide. More's the pity, even Pakis are better than those cockroaches

my sister went to amsterdam on her honeymoon and said she saw heaps of trashy britbongs haveing hens and bucks nights and just being really obnoxious, does that happen a lot?

Based. Bash those fucking anglo heads in

Wicket looms

I'm selling my speedos that don't fit anymore on facebook marketplace. All the swimming has made me not so fat anymore and these ones nearly came off in the pool the other day.

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1D woman > 2D woman > 3D woman
Simple as

I'd prefer to glaze her

It's like I am watching pajeets comment on some Facebook page

based

Hardik taking some good punding from Fakhar

Think Pakistan should up the runrate lads

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you know about the taliban right? 90% of them are pakhtuns. They are known for being hot blooded and not using their mind much. Shahid Afridi was a pakhtun.

In Pakhtuns their is also a dichotomy between tribal pakhtuns (Afridi) and city dwellers (Younis Khan, Umar Gul) who are supposed to be smarter but the tribals call them soft and look down upon them.

>twitter

gtfo faggot

Cheers for this, because the other poster couldn't be arsed.to thank you.

Open bobe

JAI __

yes, every single day
that's why I beat them but the stupid government still arrests me for it, now I have a criminal record
cucks

wtf is wrong with it?

really wish I'd gone to the gym instead of beating off 4 times desu

Give the captaincy to Dhoni and let him be in charge of the fielding

There are no such thing as white mongol. You are talking about the turkic tribes

She can't be a pure maratha mutt. Marathi people are hideous.

just want a 2d girl to step on my face

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>his women exist in physical dimensions
The only true woman is the Platonic ideal of Woman, who exists only metaphysically

You retarded piss drinker. Absolutely no one cares about caste in pakistan. The only ones who do are some Sindhi Hindus (lol). FUck you and your backward culture.

Twitter is the best place to contact celebrities, brainlet

Nah

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>wrong
that is literally what an alpha bull looks like

You'd just get paper cuts

> iitians are sma-

You should have kys in Kota

i dont care about the future I just think white people are cool and deserve another shot
(jk i just think white women are pretty and i dont want em to go extinct lol)

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descendents of alexander's army, mixed with indigenous mountainous tribes and Aryans. ol' sikku literally came in through the khyber pass, the name of pashtun province in pakistan

do we have this in the bag lads im sleepy

PHWOAR

Mmmmmmmm

Awwww

Its obvious which bowlers are getting bullied

>No one cares about caste in Pakistan
Incorrect. Matters relating to castes are common raised when arranging a marriage.

.

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gf is trying to cool down lads
dunno why she doesnt just turn on the aircon

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>we
FUCK CURRIES I HATE ALL OF YOU I JUST WANT WHITE PEOPLE TO TALK ABOUT CRICKET WITH

Yeah I regularly consume almost all of those things I talked about. The reason why they are prohibited is because there's complete darkness below the earth's surface and a shit ton of insects and other organisms dwell there (comparitively more than above the earth's surface). Even after all sorts of cleansing and everything, a lot of microorganisms still remain on it. Ultimately all those beings are harmed/killed during the uprooting process, cleansing process and then in the eating process and that is why its prohibited to consume them. Hindus also classify these things as Tamsic food ie food that fills you up with inertia/darkness/fucks up your consciousness (since it basically heats up your body and produces a lot of testosterone). One could also draw parallels and say that the reason why they're Tamsic is because so many beings dwell in them.

Isnt CPEC gonna help?

we being pakistan yes

toh gaand maraana bhenchod reply kyun kiya phir chutiye

Which porn is this

GET OFF MY BOARD

Sorry lads, i'm turning over to USA v Chile in the WWC now. Catch you for the next game - have an incredible evening/night wherever you may be. God bless you all.

Who hurt the American poster? Shane Warne?

imagine the smell

forgot to mention the butt fucking

Is that saif ali khan?

yeah i might need a sauce for this one

SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS HOLY SHIT

This is the over lads

Completely different. No one looks down on other castes like in India. That's what is important.

>Women's sports over based cric
Shame on you fatbro

>white
well maybe your kind shouldnt have colonised our lands then

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chus mera lauda

lol

>Doesnt care about caste or ethnicity
>Literally why Bangladesh exists because the Punjabis tried to negate a legal election through ethnic genocide
> literally why Balochis want independence
> literally why Pakhtuns and other tribals wage war
> literally why "Hindustani immigrants" Post partition are discriminated against

As one of the five Punjabis with an internet connection in Lahore I forgive you for your ignorance about the state of your own shithole of a failed state. You probably believe Pakistan won the '71 war too and whatever other propaganda they've been feeding you in their gated military compound, while outside the entire country burns on sectarian lines

>BUMrah

lads you literally can't make this up

That again also depends on the person and their upbringing rather the country

>POOran
this is still my favourite

BUMrah from a country that POO in the street haha it's almost unbelievable

s o y neiva on instagram. Not a real teacher

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Seething Hindu no one has time to read your pearls of wisdom

these are not castes
people intermarry between our groups on the regular, i have a cousin whos a civil engineer living in tenessee and has a paki wife

Remember salmon butt

damn, another instagram whore

SCORE SOME FACKING RUNS

is rape illegal

Bumrah
Cummins
Root
Pooran
Hardik

lads how to get western paki gf when ugly?

OGRE

Indians struggling with their reviews this match. Shows a lack of confidence I reckon

>Fucker Zaman

Lol poohni btfo should have reviewed

That was out for sure

Stop being a fucking cunt

OH MY

not a challenge they want whiter kids just accept islam and get kikemcised

>Dhoni gets a DRS appeal wrong

It’s over he’s finished

There are 3 indian religious philosophies

where self and god mean inherently existent entities:
1. There is god (with or without self) (typically Hindu)
2. There is a self but no god (Jainism)
3. There is no self nor god (Buddhism and Charvaka)

Note: The proponents of no self do not deny that there is a sense of self in perception and language. They just dont say its actually refering to a real thing.

Note: god means not a big man in the sky but a substantial ultimate reality which underpins all phenomena - whether it is formless or with form is a different debate.

The first splits into 4.
1a. There is self and god - they are separate (Dvaita + all abrahamic religions fall here)
1b. There is self and god - they are identical ergo there is only really god (Advaita and arguably Sarvastivada buddhists though they wouldn't call it God)
1c. There is self and god - they are the same but in a qualified sense (ie only god really exist but god is actually characterised by multiplicity of entities and phenomena) (Vishishtadvaita and Shuddhadvaita)
1d. There is self and god - they are both different and the same - self is something separate from god but that could not exist without it. (Dvaitadvaita and Achintya Bheda Abheda)

3. Also splits into two.
3a. There is no god or self in absolute terms but conventionally a self exists and be used as a conventional substrate to pin prescriptive morality onto (Madhyamika and to a less stressed extent Theravada)
3b.There is no god or self in absolute terms. There is a conventional self which is arbitrary and because all things are sort of arbitrary you can't really know so just do whatever you want and enjoy life (Charvaka)

note that these divisions are very fuzzy around the edges. particularly the 1a-d which have various iterations that basically assent and then disagree with each other almost spontaneously. 1b is sometimes accused of being 3 and 3 and 2 often slip into 1 territory.

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Dating pajeets and especially pakis is hard as fuck. I dated an Indian American in college for 5 months and she didn't tell her parents about it because it was a taboo

charm and wits

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...

don't worry
they're ugly too

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IN

kill yourself

Pretty epic explanation of the Vedic and the Sramanic divisions and sub-divisions my dude. Got to learn a few things myself. Thanks sir!

i'm not white, and it's still a challenge, their standards are so high.

>not having to meet parents
you make this sound like a bad thing

Your fucked in the head. Other than rurual areas caste means fuckall in Pakistan, in punjab it means jackshit. Even then caste is being replaced by education levels in rural communities .

Hey faggot, you lost (like always). Stop derailing.