/wwc/ - Sweden v Thailand / USA v Chile

just stitch together in paint the two teams photos off fifa.com
for the team photos: fifa.com->teams->click a team->scroll down

HOLY SHIT this waiting music the BBC are playing is funky as hell

Who on the Sweden team will console them after the beatdown?

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Nice. Thanks for putting in the effort. I figured they were from twitter or something.

That Thai player was born and raised in America. They only 'comforted' one of their own

how bad is this gonna be?

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Sweden will win comfortably but go easy on them. 5-0

4 - 0

So how badly 0'd is Thailand gonna get hit today

tfw up at 6 am on a Sunday to watch a woman's world cup match

>tfw i look at the thai girls i'm reminded of all the trap porn i've watched

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Americans are so fucking shameless, pretending to comfort someone for the media points.
>5 minutes earlier starting a conga line through the stadium at Thailand's expense

Based.

TITTIES

for me, it's sofia jakobsson

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Imagine Hurtig with a more feminine hairstyle

hope you're white and get your farm burnt down you fucking faggot

redpilled

>lina hurtig
>is actually quite slow

Thai anthem is pretty chipper.

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Not memeing is the Thai coach male or female?

>hope you're white and get your farm burnt down you fucking faggot

I'm black and I bought a farm with my brother last week (and spent 500 tokens on traps on chaturbate last night)

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THAILAND IS GONNA BE SLAUGHTERED. CRUSHED!

Admit it spee. You're looking forward to this match. The WWC has been great so far.
>better than the mens world cup

There are literally 60 leaked pics and you post the worst one.
>norway

pretty based but a tad short

heh

HURTIG

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>Bookie doesn't even offer ML on over half the WWC games

Why doesn't FIFA drop this to a 12 team tournament?

What's the fucking point of trying to make these African and Asian teams feel good getting absolutely fucking blown the fuck out.

>better than the mens world cup
well it's better than the Copa America so far at least

*saves sweden*

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This triggers me

>feel good
it's more about giving more countries experience and hopefully encouraging them to improve.

If Sweden doesn't hang a 13 burger on this team they weren't trying.

Oh please, there was nothing wrong with the Americans celebrating, they made HISTORY with that last game. And they will beat Sweden, just wait. More difficult than Thailand, but the Anericans WILL win the Cup.

I have it for 1.01

reminder

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Half the countries in this tournament don't even women basic rights. What makes FIFA think they're suddenly going to invest millions in women's soccer?

Was it autism?

Did you steal the farm from a white family who has owned the land for centuries?

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>worst one
i think this is the worst one

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>not putting a fiver on thailand

>Half the countries in this tournament don't even women basic rights.
list them

I like the Swedish anthem too though. Soft, pastoral, reminds me of lambs and farms and animals, lol

>trying to explain something simple to an overly emotional yank
not gonna work, but I applaud your attempt.

Yeah.. you're right, my bad.

How do I get an Albanian Swede gf?

It will probably end 3-0 or something

Thailand has next to no chance, Sweden ALREADY getting aggressive.

Move to Rosengård

Become a criminal

Nvm make that 30-0

The Thai won the ball there.

lmao the stadium isn't even 20% full

Beginning of the end

Plus/Minus 13:0?

dutch are the only ones who care about their women's team

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So it begins...

Go easy on them Sweden. You don't want to be accused of being heartless.

Does anyone have a stream? I think this'll be my first female footy game.

Swedish women > Thai women

Faster than the US first goal last game lel

does hurtig also mean hurtig in swedish?

cmore.se poorfag

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yeah, totally weird he doesn't post her vag pics on a blue board

Sweden scores......already starting a lead early, good for them. Back for Thailand. Thailand may even score one or two. But Sweden will win.

TV4play?

For some reason they had the England vs Scotland game in the south of France instead of in Paris where it would easier to get to. Still 13,000 isnt bad

Well that didn't take long...

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the ass pics are better than the vag pics

>I said to her after the match "don't be upset. It's a dream of everyone's to be at the world cup, to play against the United States of America, we'll you've done that. You've lived that dream. You can tell your grandchildren that you did that. You were there."
Why the fuck are Americans like this?

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How many (passive) aggressive american flags will we see today?

They probably wont score mate

Nej, dem kör cmore och man måste betala.

No, I meant the other pics in her underwear were she does not look like a 8 foot lanklet

Women's football is shit. The only thing women are even good for is looking at naked.
>inb4 faggots call me sexist
I am. Shocking I know, but I weighed up the facts and that's where I landed. If you don't like it? well, you better learn to deal, because I'm going to be posting a lot around here from now on.

A couple of these Thai girls are pretty cute desu

the eternal incel

Valenciennes is a 3 hour drive from the Netherlands, Bangkok isn't quite around the corner.

>betala för damfotboll

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Pls tell me she did not say that

threesome!

Lol, I knew a Swedish colleague in college, female. Implying they like bad boys, in my case, American bad boys. Maybe. Never got the chance, lol, she moved back to Sweden during college. Have not heard from her since.

SPATS

t. pedo trap fetishist

exakt

Think they're going to win the whole thing unfortunately.

13,000 english fans? that's bloody brilliant i'd say

what's wrong with them?

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I hate women

Link the stream fags

You all need to have sex.

Dutch stream:
nos.nl/wk2019/livestream/2289120-wk-voetbal-zweden-thailand.html

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fucking hell

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first time i watched women's football was 2003 champions league final when Umeå won.

Knew a Serbian chick as well, not Albanian. I suspect the Serbs know how to party tho, lol

>all the swede girls are blonde stereotypes

this is problematic

How do I get a Swedish gf as a white man?

3 hour plane ride from stockholm

It’s just not fair lads

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Unironically come a long way since then.

Ilestedt and Nild

haha

w-what

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Lol!

>passive aggressive arrogance

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We fought the wrong enemy

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Xi Jinping needs to end this soon

yep. it was on SVT and I was a bored kid (we didn't have cable, only svt and tv4).

GIVE SWEDEN A EUROPEAN CHALLENGER, a Germany or England or other European country. We'd have an EPIC matchup!

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Don't, they're all vapid cunts

Poor Thai FW right keeps crossing to no one.

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>crossing when you're a foot shorter than the other team
bless

Thailand actually getting some runs in Sweden's half

praying for a sweet own goal

>umeå

Big if true.

America needs to get gassed

Leave America to us

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I'm not complaining, they're the best.

It's still eons away from male football, which they insist on competing with.

It's funny that in Winter Sports, there's no competition between women and men athletes. They support each other and people care about both.

Same with Swimming. No one cares about the fact that they're weaker or worse.

But women's football for some reason is just repulsive. They're just slow and it's just not fun.

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>barely beat Scotland and Argies
we're fucked mate

I want goals

This shit's too funny man

Grim.
Bet you read the daily mail miserable git.

oh nonononononono

it's okay they all probably have black/brown bfs

Oh I know that. But sometimes it happens sometimes they get lucky, I.e. arguably like Cameroon yesterday. But I hear you. Sweden WILL win this. I DO THINK, however, America will take the Cup, but they WILL have to fight for it.

Based Sweden piling on. Have they no shame?

NICE skill there

If sweden gets a third goal by 9:40, I'm changing the fucking channel. Already not watching the US game.

Is bullying a team this hard illegal?

at least this goalkeeper can dive unlike the one against the US

>barely
Implying we didn’t just pretend to only win by a goal to avoid being classless like the yanks

reminder that Alex Morgan is basically a nigger, got kicked out of Disney world for chimping out

Good technique desu

Imagine defending this

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WHY do you POST like THIS?

Stupid, testosterone raging dumbass

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If this turns into another rout I hope the swedes at least show some dignity.

But the bloodbaths are the most entertaining games.

BASED IMMIGRANTS

fuck Aslani!

Sorry bros I only watch quality matches like Peru v Venezuela and Canada vs Martinique

BECAUSE I am MAKING a POINT, lol, and, no, not that I am a fucktard.

I've missed this. What happened

Women just don't have as good control of their legs it seems

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thais are terrible. how did we only manage 13?

Then why not send someone men in there to give the Swedish bitches some black and blues.

they will, nobody is as classless as Murricans

Why are they celebrating a 1-0 goal against fucking Thailand like this?

nice girl, nice trips

Every swedish player is lesbian btw

>BBC commentator: "she hires these players so they can concentrate on football rather than earning a salary"
What did he mean by this?

the us showed dignity. they did their job. the only people who get to decide whats acceptable in terms of celebrations are the team that scores and the authorities.

>get's fired

U.S. leads the way unfortunately. Cringe celebration is going to be a thing for at least the endurance of this world cup.

theguardian.com/football/2017/oct/03/alex-morgan-ejected-disney-world-soccer

>tfw no full squad of personal Thai sexslaves

Women have less control over their emotions than men.

lmao that bitch on the phone

they had every right to celebrate, it's not like they didn't feel sorry for Thailand. If it makes you feel better, Chile is going to be more of a problem for them, although the Americans will still win.

>According to the report, deputies were called to respond to “impaired and verbally aggressive” individuals.

Barnes reportedly cut in front of someone at the bar, leading to an argument. As he was being escorted out, deputies went back inside to assist with the others.

“I observed a white female, who was later identified as Alexandria Morgan yelling, screaming and taken (sic) video and possibly pictures," a deputy wrote in the report. "She appeared to be highly impaired.”

The report later said a deputy heard Morgan loudly say that she knows the Orlando SWAT team.

"Asllani" is a traditional swedish name?

> the only people who get to decide whats acceptable in terms of celebrations are the team that scores and the authorities.

haha. Imagine the viewers who watch and pay to watch the shit having no power.

MISSED A FUCKING SITTER

>dad compares the players to males and complains about literally every mistake they make

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Yes, the same with the famous Swedish name Ibrahimovic.

>"dribbles" past 5 without even dribbling
>that finishing
This is disgusting

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Based US girls making Euros shake in anger.

Omg! think of the viewers feeling before you celebrate goals

>Literally the entire world apart from the US found it disrespectful
>Americans still can’t understand why and defend themselves

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based

Based dad watching out of pure spite. I think we would get along.

Would be me if I watched the game with someone, honestly.

>telemundo has the former Mexican national team captain as an analyst
>It's a chicana that can barely speak Spanish

nobody said celebrating is forbidden but who the fuck still busts out dance moves after 5-0? Only classless Murricans that's who.

No, she has Kosovan origins.

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Look at all the seething faggots in this thread. Holy shit, rent free.

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Only shaking my head disapprovingly in your direction desu

Players shouldn't think about the viewers. People above them and looking at numbers and shit should pay attention.

>12 shots in 26 minutes
lol

Feels like the Thai team is just too small. When they played USA they would just bounce of them

that's not the coach but the general manager according to Dutch commentator

>only 2 goals in 30 minutes
SHAME
FUL

I can only imagine that the Thai lot are using this as an excuse to go on holiday in France

It really should not be a big deal. People get so worked up over stupid shit. Maybe Thailand can take inspiration to do better, think m, hey, if we play harder that COULD be us!

They're not that much smaller. They bouncing off because they are scared/intimidated for some reason.

>worked up over stupid shit
Like a bench clearing celebration at 9-0?
>Murricans

Damn Thai #8 is kinda qt what the fuck?

east timor must be the hardest team in the world to root for

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Rubens' son looking good

Quicker than the Yanks managed it.

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Based Sweden taking it easy unlike the turbo autistic Americans

that's the american thai

>3 teams advance from group
Bravo FIFA

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Discriminatory or not, the player size has been mentioned by the announcer. Poor Thailand, if it is true.....do they even have much of a chance? Very sad that size may matter? Sounds so wrong to say, Thais are humans with potential too.

If you aren't Bill Gates you can to better faggot. Do you pay people to embarrass you all day long?

How can women's football want to make as much as men's football when there's not even a women version of AFTV?

>WAFTV, disappointing result today Claudia
>OI'M TOIRED OF THIS SHIT ROBERTA.
>SPEND SAM FACKING MONEY

Then don't let them score fucking 9 goals, how hard is that.

Shes some American fake Thai

For real?

She is half-American.

wow... get those teeth fixed girl. It's free

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They arent even a professional team and likely never will be. This isnt an anime where they get curbstomped and train even harder til they're the best, these women are gonna go back to Thailand and work in factories

Not sure how serious you eurofags are but the celebrations were condemned by most American media. Even by their former teammate Roast Solo.

pretty hard when you're lacking quality, duh

That's fine. All that head shaking isn't going to help one bit if you come up against the US.
Also, I love the US teams reaction to all the criticism, not giving one inch.

Only some of the best placed teams

The other announcer just mentioned "size advantage" for Sweden. True or not, sad and cruel. Does Thailand have ANY advantages? Speed perhaps? Though the Swedes seem far more aggressive.

Sweden is actually terrible

they are all full time pros though, that phone lady on the bench pays them salaries.

we like to mock americans for everything regardless of veracity

sembrant too cute to be center back brehs

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Cam on girl who made my tuna can, break sam fackin legs

Agree. The USA will win the Cup. They are TOO elite.

This is our worst team in ages

What are people "above them" going to do about? They can't do shit. Opponents have to do better, thats the only way to stop the celebrations.

The thais are not professional athletes. They are there because feefur expanded the WWC for some reason

*sexy villain blocks your path*

What are you gonna do about it weak little yuro boy?

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Wait, you actually follow this on a regular basis?

The Swedish team is a bunch of COWARDS!

You're gonna get Miedema'd lad, your defence is shit

Is not having tits a requirement for becoming a professional female footballer

Is Morgan still using a pink sportsbra under her white jersey?

I mean you need to run around a lot so probably

it's not like all of Asia is dogshit at women's football, I guess the success of Japan made them expand. Also despite the results this is a boost for women's football in Thailand obviously.

ITT: cuplets trying to criticize the best team on the planet. Still SEETHING lmao

I'm pretty sure its an advantage.

>Sweden 200 passes
>Thailand not even 50

>What are people "above them" going to do about? They can't do shit.

certainly can't. I guess VAR never happened. Nobody introduced it. It's not real. figment of your imagination. just a dream. it wasn't done. not real.

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This post was brought to you by the local german perv.

Local german perv: vorsprung durch wichser'

Would you rather visit Sweden or Thailand?

Thailand I guess, already been to Sweden

How is your striker going to score without sniffing the ball?

>Women's world cup

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Ha sex

Well I live in Sweden so Thailand probably

>gayest one is Sweden

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>Is not having tits a requirement for becoming a professional female footballer
Boobs are mostly fat tissue and when you run they bounce around quite uncomfortably, so being top-heavy is a disadvantage.

Fortunately, those girls can pursue other avenues, like being an Instagram personality.

Well if this is true, what is Thailand doing in the games? Nothing wrong with the American ladies. Thailand chose to play and they lost. At least one American player even offered a Thai player kind words and encouragement after the match. They weren't being arrogant, they were happy, and they enjoyed it. Again, Thailand should respect the victory and turn it into positive energy and motivation, even in life outside of futball. Done with this debate, m8

thailand might make it to halftime only 2-0 down.

Thailand for um...reasons

How is VAR relevant at all here? We're talking about what can FIFA do to stop the US celebrations. Nothing, unless they violate a rule. There's no rule saying you can tap dance while up 20-0.

They expanded the field in order to drive interest and development in the game beyond the same five European countries, plus Japan and the US.

its a woman

So you want FIFA to punish people for celebrating because it hurts grown woman's feelings?

Why are you here?

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Would be cool to see their royal palace and buddhist temples

Then why are they subjecting themselves or being subjected to humiliation? Might as well be North Korea playing, who would do even WORSE.

lame

You fucking pussys

One thai looks mixed. Dad probably a sex tourist.

shitposting mainly

lmao

Göäl göäl göäl
>hurtig

I bought it with the money i made from working my ass off swedecuck

Thailand definitely. Especially after seeing how easily they give it up to superior westerners.

AGREE! Thank you!

Bloot.

>The best and hottest player for Sweden is Albanian
Based or cringe?

HURTIGREISEN

North Korean women's team are actually pretty good

Some of these thai's look legit like dudes 11 for example

> like being an Instagram personality.

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nope

Define being a Swede.

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Just like there was no rule against youtube.com/watch?v=GZVH3HMDk9Q either. Doesn't make it any less disgusting.
That's the kind of shit that haunts a player, or in this case a team.

3 - 0
Should be 6 - 0 really, but Swedes keep choking

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Man, Sweden kinda suck dont they?

>woman
S-sure... yeah.

Thai goalkeeper couldn't even stop a near corner post shot, baka, no chance. That goal basically just ended the game, though it almost was over before it even started.

Are you watching, no class team?

No, but if I was FIFA and some team wanted to drive away 25% of my ratings/money because they want to celebrate I'd fire every fucking one of them and get some women that can behave a little differently. They can celebrate how they want, just not at the World Cup, somewhere else.

Define deez nuts

>not calling that foul
wimmin refs

Baka= baka

Thailand.
If I wanted to be mugged by a bunch of brown people who don’t speak English I’d stay at home.

1 shot
0 on goal

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>Thais resorting to murderball

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I just want to know how many people we are going to exclude Swedish citizenship from.

And yes I will remove it from those with danish, finnish, german, french and norwegian surnames.

Thailand also has brown people who might mug you.

Jesus this thai team is ranked 34th in the World. How the hell does the 80th or110th whatever team look like

I for one think the obviously subdued Swedish celebrations are patronizing and unsportswomanlike. They should treat this match as if they had any respect at all for this opponent. Don't change your celebration style just because you're scoring on a much much much weaker opponent. What message does that send? "You're not even good enough for us to celebrate our achievements." Disgraceful.

Can't wait for the second half

Women's soccer won't be fully developed until the players fall over at the slightest touch and roll around on the ground like they've been shot.

Their skill begging for yellows is also lagging behind. I have yet to see an entire team swarm the referee.

wait what the fuck just happened
did she just give a yellow anyway? she played on and after she stopped play to check up on the injured Swede she just decided to call it a foul anyway?

Did not know. Was thinking of North Korea's performance at the Olympics. You may be right.

German surnames are native by this point. Hansa never forget.

Could a pickup team comprised of Yea Forums posters beat this Thai women's team?

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American's make terrible shitposters because most of their posts are already shit

If you get mugged by a 5 foot, 8 stone Thai lad then you only have yourself to blame

Of course you think this, you're American. Fuck off and die in a foreign war already.

it's not about hurting feelings you utter brainlet. It's about having no class, as usual you stupid Amerifucks don't understand a goddamn thing.

>Swedish population now became a minority in its own country

Two countries that were never conquered. Very based

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This isn’t the same Thai goalkeeper as the US game, right? I can’t tell

>are native by this point
so you have to live here x amount of years to be considered Swedish?

Don't worry then. In 50-75 years, Asllani will be considered a Swedish surname

As long as you dont pick me I get out of breath quite easily

Honestly, you say this as a joke, but this is one of the reasons I'm enjoying the WWC more than the normal world cup.

We need to keep the good immigrants (secular Iranians, Christian Arabs) and remove all the bad ones

What if they have machettes

Yes. And you can even pick Yea Forums posters at random.

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It's possible to identify with more than one nationality, genius, but I'm down with kicking all the Danish people out and giving Skåne back

People on here are too out of shape to beat anyone.

Most teams don't actually exist. They are registered with FIFA but almost never play. They're entirely amateur.

The number of teams that field squads composed entirely of full-time professionals is still in the single digits.

Most Yea Forums posters couldn't run for more than 10 minutes.

this doesn't make sense. who are the swedish population?

>Sweden

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Oh boy AFA-Axel is here. Good, the thread was getting boring without his spam.

Germans settled here during the 1500s Do you honestly think they're still German just because their surname survived for this long?

no, a team of Yea Forums posters would gas out after half an hour

1719 user

that's literally impossible moron

Germany did this

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Give me one good reason for why I should watch this

where's goal 1 through 6?

kek

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Has Nild been claimed yet?

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This. However, a decent men's over-the-hill 30+ league team might be able to put up a fight.

There's nothing else to do

So are these Thai women. Look at what Usa did to them in the second half.

You clearly have nothing better to do elwe you wouldn't ask, attention whore.

no other footie on innit

I played a kick about with my family and felt like I was going to have a heart attack after ten minutes.

There will be goals

Albanians settled here during the 1900s so they're Swedish soon if not now

Me on my way home from school in the summer

Speak for yourself

Any soccer is better than no soccer.

I'm not even watching. I'm just posting in this thread

wtf I hate women now?

This is a great warmup for Paraguay vs Qatar and Bermuda vs Haiti

You're missing the point. The ones with german surnames aren't german anymore.

on my hard drive

I'd knock you out

football*

Thailand can't.

It's time for your daily workout, Yea Forumsartans.

>Bermuda vs Haiti
I once captained a team and had a guy who played for the U16 Haiti national team. He never let go of the ball, man thought he was Ronaldinho or some shit

My daily exercise

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I’d put you in a coma.

t. does boxing

pretty normal. Better than this.

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>commentators expecting USA to beat Chile 20-0

why are women such cunts?

Where are you watching this? All I have is some French... thing

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FUTBALL (needs grammar marking)

jz 1 banana

Strong doubt.
USA’s biggest win ever was 14-0.

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Will Chile v Thailand actually be competitive?

stop larping nobodys impressed

LOLAmen! They have every right to celebrate every goal!

Amazing to think in 20 years time there’ll be no real blondes left in Sweden.

doubtful, Chile seems way better than Thailand and has a decent goalkeeper

Same applies for the ones with Albanian surnames, right?

We’re fooling around, my slow britbong friend. I do actually box, but probably couldn’t put anyone in a coma. Not everything that makes you feel inferior is a LARP. Try to have a little fun la

Chile's recent results if anyone cares

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Rolfo is kinda cute desu

You're completely retarded if you don't understand what I'm trying to say at this point.

I'm not fooling, I would batter you to a pulp.

Could it be because their government may be starving them? Forcing them to play in the Games? What happens when they return home having lost. Thailand team is like an abused CHILD, being slapped and smacked around, sent home in tears.

>braces

And some ppl want smaller goals hahahaha. All the matches would end up 0-0

>Catalonia
Hmm?

I am saying the same thing.
don't you have the letter Ö in Germany?

Cant think of anything I want more than chile to win later. What are the odds on this?

Germans who settled her with the hanseatic league only live on by surname, not genetics.

knock you out as well

not if I knock myself out first

brexit in a nutshell

>Cross or corner comes in
>Every woman within 15 feet of where it’s landing jumps and try’s to head it

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Not good. Maybe America will get their keeper sent off in the first minute and we'll get lucky

Get lost, newfag

Not gonna happen

>bet on Sweden to score 8 or more

I lost, didnt I?

>not genetics
you truly are a retard
the genetics does not disappear

same for Albanians moving here.

My original question revolves around what the definition for being Swedish is. Because it cleraly cannot be genetic because at some point in history people moved here from other places. There's a level of arbitrariness I am trying to get you to understand.

to be fair, men do this as well to confuse the opponent

backup keeper is new top qt breh

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Nö

LOL an hero

Sweden isn't that much better than Thailand and the U.S. used them as an excuse to rack up goal (muh goal differential, Sweden is going to score like twenty and shiat!).

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>10 minutes and no goals

It will come in late

>Oh youre 95% swedish, 5% german?
>Get out of my country!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thongerbum

Perhaps they are NOT ready for the Cup Games. Even they are passionate and want to be. Their playing has been a disaster, near total massacre.

I think i'd enjoy this more if the women had to wear skirts

I'm not getting in a debate of who's considered Swedish or not because there's no real answer and never will be.

ded

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why does the UK do odds in that weird style instead of the amount of times you multiple your bet? Every other country just says 33.0 instead of 33/1. especially stupid when it says something like 2/5, what the fuck does that even mean?

Define what being Swedish is.

Germans and Swedes are genetically and culturally very similar.

Eritreans and Somalis are not as similar to Swedes ethnically or culturally. Thanks for listening to my TedTalk.

Head shot

There are like 50 people in the crowd.
Nice "World Cup" women

*even if

>ball hits player
>time for a lie down

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let's celebrate! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BITCH GOT HER THROAT BUSTED!!!!. how you gonna suck all that dick now bitch!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH.

hope it's not a neck break

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Dunno m8, always been like that.

Interesting. Are Asians genetically similar, in your opinion?

Rollin

> because there's no real answer and never will be.
There you go, you have solved the issue.

Our girls don't have the winner instinct the US got

it's father's day. be more paternal desu.

33/1 sounds decent. Would I be daft to stick a tenner on or is it just wishful thinking?

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Who cares. We're better at real football.

Africans from different tribes, nations?

but what if they fell down and you could see their underwear haha

There is no chance the USA aren't winning this tournament. They are several levels above everyone else.

All I can say it that you're not Swedish if you don't main Swedish culture and traditions. After that it gets gloomy.

How are we at atletico football?

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upsets happen in men's football, in women's football the gap in quality is just too big. Even with luck and the US having a bad day, they are not going to win.

did she get booked for handball?

Sweden sucks

Wtf is atletico football?

‘Asians’ is a very broad term. Koreans and Japanese cluster together as do Mongolians and Northern Chinese.

Thais on the other hand cluster together with their neighbours like the Burmese, Malays and other SEA’s.

But culture and traditions are something that can be changed, see pre christian to christian to post christian Sweden.

We're quite different from our predecessors who lived in the 1800s in terms of culture and traditions.

I WANT THE SWEDISH PLAYERS TO SIT ON MY FACE SIT ON ME SIT ON ME SIT ON ME PLEASE PLEASE SIT YOU SWEATY BUM ON MY FACE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEAAAAASE AAAAAAAAAGGGH

This. I saw the US celebrate a goal down 3-1 vs France. The only reason why they didn't celebrate more is because they were running out of time. The US womens team doesn't care what the score is or who the opponent is, they're always trying to score and they always celebrate. Unless they're trying to see out an important game or something.

UK has had bookies since the 16th century. Every site I’ve used has an option for decimal or fractional. Just one of those things that has been used for so long historically that they still linger around despite better choices being available.

How can I be racist when I use Lynx Africa?

>there are actual people who have traveled all the way to france for the sole purpose of watching womens football
Let that sink in

It doesn't madder if they change, there's always a present tradition and culture.

The best team doesn't always win knockout tournaments. Scoring 13 against semi-pros is meaningless if you can't break down a German team hell bent on clinging to a 1-0 win.

I am not surprised considering that there are people who spend their entire free time on Yea Forums, which is only a tier better than going to france and watching women's footie

Based and Christmas gift from mum pilled

>giving a fuck what others do in their free time
There are people that enjoy sitting next to a lake all weekend with a stick, more power to you. Doesn't bother me.

In male football yes but the gulf is so huge that I think it's far too unlikely.

Announcer is exactly right! Which is why the USA will defeat Sweden, possibly even crush them!

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You're the worst poster in this thread

Imagine wanting to smell like Africa

What are the odds on Thailand scoring a goal this tournament? I feel like this is on par with Tahiti in the Confederations Cup, and they scored a goal too.

I'd rather watch womens football than watch people drive cars around in circles.

>there's always a present tradition and culture.
it had to start somewhere. where and when did it start? what are the characteristics of it that we still retain today?

we're miles apart from 1800's Sweden in terms of culture and tradition and you know it. That culture and traditions are not present in the majority of Sweden today.

Would be nice to have a Father's Day thread, and I like the food, games forums, many others here at Yea Forums.

imagine wanting to smell like a Lynx product

Chile are shit so there is a chance.

>giving the captain's armband to the albanian
oof

Father's Day is in november you idiot

Lulling the yanks into a false sense of security by only winning 3-0. Smart

So did the swedes park the bus or are they actually unable to score?

Would you rather get to fuck one of the Swedes chosen at random, or one of the Thais of your choice?

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>it’s still 3-0
Wow Sweden is not a very good team

the Thai captain is legit a really good player, she could solo rush 1 in I guess

not really thailand are just really bad

The half-American Thai is the patrician choice.

They are fucking around

They are trying their hardest and still can’t score lmao

Unable to score
>27 shots
>9 on the goal
>3 goals
amazing numbers

The true test is Sweden - USA. I can see another rout coming...

sweden yes

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How are the Swedes so incompetent holy shit. The Thais couldn't make it any easier for them.

No, you are. NO U!

swedish, odds are good
why would I fuck a thai, I'm not a sex tourist

way to out yourself as a S*rb

Told y'all

It's women's football. What are you expecting?

Name one thing that was so great about 1800s culture and tradition without using a simple fictional romanticized picture

I love how that gesture triggers Yugos

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why do Albanians do this?
also why does everybody dislike Albania?

Believing in God instead of being a materialist heathen

Like ppl calling Iranians all Arabs, many are Caucasian

Holy fuck, >we are actually better than Sweden this year

You're completely overlooking what culture is. Its not something from the past, Its something that is present. Compare Saudi Arabia and Sweden. Completely different values. If you call yourself Swedish and practice our holidays and share common values, you're culturally Swedish.
You'd also need to be born here in the first place which I think is something we can all agree on. When it comes to genetics, being ethnically Swedish is a whole other page in the book.

Every now and then you get teams that scrape their way to trophies or finals. Like Portugal in 2016. It's not often, but it does happen. Right now the bookmakers have the US women on the same odds to win this world cup as they had Barcelona to win the CL after the group stage. So its far from a lock.

See this . Not Swedish.

Agree!The Serbs certainly did at least at one time.

I honestly think France is the favorite at the moment. Home team advantage and played well so far.

USA gonna crush us
hope we crash out in the round of 16 to shut feminists up

Want to make a Swede seethe? Run up to him and scream “MIN MYSSE OCH MIN BYSSE” in his face!

They HATE it!

>literally in a Sweden kit
>not Swedish
this is why nobody takes racist brainlets seriously

This isn't even the final. And nobody is going to remember the final.

But then I’d have to fuck a semi American

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She doesn't even identify as Swedish.

Congrats. We're still beating you this September.

New:

Then I can safely say as an Orthodox I am not Swedish because I don't celebrate Swedish holidays such as christmas, midsummer and halloween. I also don't follow many of the cultural norms such as excessive individuality secularity and atheism

That's why she's playing in the national squad right?

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Th-that wasn’t funny!

hope you bring it home to empower their narrative

Do you see yourself as Swedish and no other nationality?

That's the only squad she's allowed to play in. If two somalians had a kid here and played for the team and didn't identify as a Swede. Would she be a swede?

At least you see the truth.

Since it will be your first fuck ever we'll go easy on you.

Shut up moron

She could also decide not to play? Seriously how fucking stupid are you? Oh right, racist.

then why are you even in sweden?

I was born here.

No. I am Swedish and Ukranian

Power outage in Argentina, guess they might not be watching their team play next game, possibly

>Swedish and Ukranian
the dumbest thing I heard since "there are more than two genders"

They are becoming Venezuela

THE LADYBOYS SCORED

Announcer is exactly right about Thailand and development of the team by playing against the elite teams. Hey, they just scored.

Why don't you try to assimilate yourself in Sweden?, I mean, you should at least try, for the country that basically gave you everything.

That goal from Thailand.
Thats my boy. Proud of him.

This is true. I believe they were once a wealthy economy, cattle, leather, other goods, wealthy at least by S Am. standards.

Y u say that bitch? Y u do that? Y U DO THAT MUTHAFUCKA?

They've never been politically stable, though.

Thanks for a comfy thread, guys. I'm proud of you.

Good game that.

Like rich and poor countries, USA celebrates every goal in extravagant fashion, Thailand celebrates getting just ONE goal. Smh Cruel world

>professional female player
>not playing the tournament people actually give a smudge of shit about

This is true. Peron, i.e., or was that Brazil? You are correct, user

There, you see. You identify as both, hence not Swedish.

Or maybe the USA just takes goals for granted at this point. Chile will be more difficult an opponent however. But watch, the American team will still win.

Peron was Arg. Brazil had some other junta.

Thx, lol, stupid me could have just looked it up, haha

They had a role in WWII as well, Montevideo port

If this is true I literally hate am*rican women.