/cric/ket World Cup 2019

Rohit is such a shitter

Jinnah was a crypto baniya.

Based

Reminder that pakis are our offsprings, please don't be hostile. :)

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on the train home with my gf after some "fun"
cant wait to watch the cricket

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This is the post

Hola Amiga donde eres en India

rolling dubs for a kohli century

Highest individual scores vs Pak in WC:
143* A Symonds Joburg 2003
140 ROHIT SHARMA Manchester 2019
131* R Taylor Pallekele 2011

Looks like he got her to swallow

based
please watch our sport lad.

Holy Kohli!

>those knees

you just KNOW...

based

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I'll ask again, why are her knees reddish?

Hard dicking inbound.

fpbp

ok i'm thinking it's about to pick up

BASED BIG STRONG MUSCULAR AND ELITE SYMONDS

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>paki fielding

Seeing Kohli compared to the likes of Warner and Smoth is hilarious

I've only been to the better parts, I'm in Bagalore now but I was in Kolkatta just 2 days ago. It's kinda weird how similar but different it is, I havent been mugged or raped so that's a good sign.

>There are people who watch cricket
Grim

she was scrubbing floors lad

>39ths over
wow who'd have thought india would bat slow for the first 30-40 overs and thne accelerate at the end? its almost like they dont play this boring brand of cricket every odi game

Honestly? BASED

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tell you what lads if you didnt watch the copa america last night

Business Idea: Blow up an oil tanker and blame it on Iran

It would make more sense for NZ and India to both receive 0 points for their match

The state of this fielding

idk what to tell you lad. this is what a solid odi innings looks like

clips.twitch.tv/SuperFurtiveGrasshopperShadyLulu

i want to fuck this ugly girl SO badly

do pakis have back aches or what? this is poor fielding to be honestly honest

>PAKI FIELDING
KEK

>paki fielding

what happened la

atleast they win and don't get allout before 50 overs

Bit gay, this post

Im not saying I wouldnt fuck her, I just wouldnt like people finding out about it.

>this is a 10 in England

imagine if sean abbot shows up and wreaks havoc again

Fuck I forgot this was on lads.

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>PAKI KEEPING

Predict the final score lads.

I say 325

POOndya

Just went for a piss and noticed a little blood in it. Should i be worried lads?

same lad, same

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Is there a way to stream the game online?

>this isn't a 10 to gay people
oh my

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Kung Fu Pandya

nah walk it off m8

one time i peed milk and i was fine

bacon and egg sandwich on the cards

ABSOLUTE HARAM

330 seems the likely total from here

Paki

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still dont believe rafri shastri is not a bollywood actor playing a cricket coach

No,it's not possible

PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
reddit.com/user/ChirpingBot/
there are streams here

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NEED MOAR WALLOPS

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No, it's your body purifying itself by ridding it of harmful blood :)

Man just. How can you call yourselves professional international cricketers and then go field like that?

My go to site

cricfree.stream/

you had bacon yesterday too...put in an effort

When does Amir show begin?

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Not too bad. Their spin is nothing we'll bat out bumrah

what is this "stream" you speak of

HOLY MOTHER OF BASED JAPAN SAMA

Reminder literally non of this matter since Paki's inning will be rained out

thank you very much!

4th day straight I'm afraid, bought a lot of it for the weekend

did you make the cut, lads?

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best girl posted so far

Is this Ravi's last tournament with us? I'll miss him lads ngl.

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arigato watch our sporto onee chan

would put a white baby in her

:3

whats your favourite soapland mate?
also please continue posting in this thread and watching our sport.

>odd future

red flag right there m8

They played with butter and smoked hash with the Afghani team before the match

I think I could beat any person in that stadium in a fight right now

heavy rain

What do you think India will finish on lads?

They're slower than I thought they would be at this stage - i'm going 320

seems to depend where I am measured, at 3 different doctors offices I have been measured at 5' 11" 6 foot and 6' 1"

Why am I getting adverts for a chicken place in Luton, I live up norf

Reminder that Imad Wasim is a Welshman

get ready for a broken fucken arm

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what about this whore?

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Attention any other countries scrolling past this thread.

Please watch our sport.

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CLEAN ASTETIC COCK IN MY ASS

Hngggggg

Dhoni will kill you dude.

God I want to fuck one around here.

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inside job

PHWOAR

345 easy

I’m 6 foot 1 but I’ll wear flat trainers and she won’t notice imo

>not being measured in cm
what the fuck

BASED

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Weebs out

god dammit you son of a bitch. my dick can only get so erect.

go vegan

That's not how you hold a cricket bat.

Thanks for buying the website, Moot Chan! Keep it going now.

Nah they'll definitely be a result. Duckworth Poois at worst

India will finish 340+

Do not fucking question me

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God here. Virat out before he gets to 11000 runs

why

Have insulin

Hardkek

well she hit it out of the park lads so i think she knows what she's doing

whats about crisps lad?

which God?

Lol WTF WAS THAT??

PAKIS TAKING A HARDIK POUNDING

It’s ogre

There is only one God and Muhammad is his messenger

Fucking Jorge Lorenzo

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Paki bowling is terrible desu....

HASSAN ALI IS SO FUCKING SHIT LMAO

need something savoury to balance it out lad

hello pandya

not a fan

ı am afghan
ı support ındıa

Basado
Same
The opposite of

Love watching India bat in the last 10 overs

would be terrible if we don't cross 330

already had pizza and tendies m8

more of phoar

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BASED AFGHAN BRO

Mashallah!

>that shitty bowling action

british people call chips, crisps

Wtf just happened? I dont really understand it but I can tell someone fucked up.

Sachin

BASED BIG STRONG AFGHAN CHAD

Got to take it to Amir now

Has this been the perfect innings?

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brilliant running. god bless virat

PISSRAT POOHLI

The user posting North Eastern chicks. Where did he go?

The Amir Hasn't Showed up

I'm here too.

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I'm starting to think islam is scientifically accurate

ok now they step on the gas

This guy looks African american as fuck, he would slay so much black pussy if he didn't reveal the fact that he is Indian since he is pretty handsome

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The Kohli Show

Nice test inning

Yes we do have hamburgers and fries in england but we call french fries 'chips'

stuck having lunch with my gf lads, just want to watch the cricket. what do i do?

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GUJJEW POWER

Man on knees praying to God
Other man ask are you praying to Allah
Man say no I pray to kohli

gone

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DHONI

In australia the fish and chips fish is dogfish aka huss aka flake aka rock

This is a superior fish to cod

Truthbomb

IT'S OVER PAKISTAN WINS

Yeah he doesn't look very Indian.

So do we but we just call them both chips.

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The fact of the matter is, whoever wins, they will still be indian/pakistani
and no cricket win can change that

He did say he got some black in him..

Order cricket at the restaurant
Lynch chahal

HELICOPTER SEASON

Bakka apdo gujarati lalo saras rami gayo

Have sex (with her)

Some of you are alright. Don’t go to Westminster today.

Never got his timing this innings. Dhoni time

>Dhoni
SIX OR GTFO

The Amir show

shit really?

DHOONI

Sadly I will never get an Indian gf because in this country their parents are all doctors and want their daughter to marry someone successful and I'm a 32 year old NEET that supports the Brisbane Broncos.

Haha epic

>He is pretty handsome
Lol

my gf just sent me this picture and asked how long til the cricket is over. what does she want?

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PHWWWWOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRR

Someone please give gf please.

he's objectively a good looking lad

Time for a classic Dhoni 11(25)

Mahendra Singh Dhonuts

nah, used to be the case, but if you ask for just fish these days you'll get "butterfish" which is mulloway. Order flake you'll get flake, other options will include garfish, whiting, and barramundi

Well,we are all entitled to our opinion but I don't think he is.

“If your a fucking full grown Aussie, this is what you’d have for breakfast you fucking dog cunts, a fackin’ VB LONGNECK At 20 to eight at in the fucking Morning get that up there

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>and I'm a 32 year old NEET
whats the pro-
>that supports the Brisbane Broncos.
YIKES

Ooga Booga
Fuck Paki Niqqas

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Business idea: Keep Kohli on strike

Imagine the smell

Curry mile in Manchester must be shut today

Hassan going for a century lads

reminder that Dhoni is 57 years old

11,000 for kohli.

>le helicopter shot
cringe
fuck meme shots and fuck the subcontinent

here you go

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cricket make indians so happy

kohli finna shit on tendulkar's legacy lads

>H(ASS)AN

>80 runs from 8.3 overs
oh nononono

Pic of that loli getting smashed

Pandya is a black man.

Why bother getting Indian gf when you can get a Australian one?

Shocking bowling

OH NONONO

post your gfs lads and we'll reach each others
this is mine. she loves cricket

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God I love Disha Patani

nonce

>white women
disgusting

There is something exotic and special about a beautiful Indian woman.

dhoni with the plastic 6 pack

Did you not think to your self “what the fuck am I doing with my life” half way into making this.

Is Rohit Sharma related to Mohit Sharma related to Ishant Sharma?

Also, what does it mean when a girl wears ankle-length skirts all the time

Alright Ed/Jamie chill out

can you hindus stop pimping your women? I'm here for the cricket.

Hasan Ali is fucking dire

excellent photoshop work there i must say

I wonder if the Paki internet has stopped working. Haven't seen a muzzie flag in a while

You're not lawncunt

>Beautiful indian women
If you can find one.

No.

boundaries

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OH NONONONO NOHNI

Indian women are underrated af. They cute.

GOD AMIR SAVING US FROM DHONI

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They never post when they are losing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well you should.

GF just walked in and had a pop at cricket. What do

>POONI
IT's DONE OVER PAKISTAN WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dhoni has been a flop so far

always get a giggle from this sad cunt pretending to have a gf on the internets

Checked

Cricket

NOW

Nice quints

CHECKED

Based and checked

Based Amir removing Dhoni. India can now reach 350

Two big hitters out. Need a crafty knock from jadav or shankar

RAIN

Who TF is Shankar

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my body, my choice

>1

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I already know one but both her parents are doctors so there is no chance for me

The Chadmir Show

Truth bomb. Same as your currys though.

the amir show

This 2bfrank

what "business" are you here for?

Checked. Fuck the pakis.

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*yawn*

british posts are somehow worse than new zealand

get fucked /hoc/

The person who Pant should have taken the place of

gf is making coffee, anyone want some?

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Business idea: Throw more stones at Dhoni's house

Based and chadpilled bhai

/drizzle/

Oil (drugs)

Is there anyone left in Birmingham at the moment

>gf
I doubt this.

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This Amir chap is pretty good.

would rather jadeja 2bh. who the fuck is this guy and why is he playing for india in the fucking world cup

I am not sure about the g part m8

>/drizzle/
OH FUCK

checked

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ahahah pakistan

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BOOOO

(((drizzle)))

Amazing running. 25 balls, probs get 35-40 more

RAIN LOOMS

FUCK OFF REF

You never know

Ivan you here m8?

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Lads ;_;

RAIN IN NOW

Anyone see the UMPs autism arm?

He's a little out of form, Pant would be perfect for end of innings, he's a brilliant strokemaker

*whistles*

RAIN
A
I
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looking good mate

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>been watching stream all night in shit quality
>just turned on the telly
>its on telly

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BASED
please watch out sport Hans von van de Berg

honestly pak could chase this

They've been using it for yonks

have a word lino

just not comfortable with trying out newcunts in the world cup

9now.com.au/live/gem

Why does the ref have a fucking shield

>Hans

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review

unsettling conditions

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>Lusamine
For me, it's Cynthia

based fucking dumb cunt

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Fewest innings to 11000 ODI runs:
222 VIRAT KOHLI
276 Sachin Tendulkar
286 Ricky Ponting
288 Sourav Ganguly
293 Jaques Kallis

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POOLAPSE

Why did India bat so autistically through the middle overs?

Imagine the butthurt if they fucked up the D/L calculation and Pakistan only need 1 of 22 balls or something

If pakis and Indians don’t go to the pub where do they go to watch the cricket

YAY NOT OUT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK OFF RAIN

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reckon this is not out lads

all the pokemums are so good

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fucking pissing it down ref

Why does the umpire have a yugioh card dispenser?

rain?

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Not out

Chai stall
Barber shop
Paan ki dukan

GOAT

Back to the taxi rank everyone

WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY HOST A WORLD CUP IN ENGLAND
>WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY HOST A WORLD CUP IN ENGLAND
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What a fix, Wahab was out on the same sort of ball

They gather round a jerky stream at their uncles house

Based

Based rain going to cuck the indians

what are you crying about?

Is the Umpire playing fucking Yu Gi Oh?

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BASED RAIN

rain looms

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MOTHER FRICKIN' RAIN GOSH H*CKING DARNIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

fkn retards

grim

We also sometimes et up projectors and watch it outdoors.

??????

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WORST FUCKING WORLD CUP EVER FUCK ENGLAND
>WORST FUCKING WORLD CUP EVER FUCK ENGLAND
WORST FUCKING WORLD CUP EVER FUCK ENGLAND
>WORST FUCKING WORLD CUP EVER FUCK ENGLAND
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Because as you see, they lack the big hitters at the end. Shankar is a waste of space

Nuke is coming

post cute asian girls during the break

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>get home just in time for rain
Yeah, fuck off.

The scenes if the innings gets called here and Pakistan only have to chase a shit T20 total

it's for protecting himself from a straight drive you retards, how fresh are you?

grim

hide yo wife n children

>watching skate league
>dude is wearing a helmet
>keeps bailing
>keeps hitting his head

surely the helmet is heavy and making him bail and thus hit his head. nobody else wears a helmet and never see them bail so much or hit their head.

India bros, redpill me on grandpa kitchen
youtube.com/watch?v=bqu53fAy1pQ

smoke break lads

i fuck imran khan's wife

So if it rains for an hour, are they going to come out after, bowl 2 overs and take a 50 minute innings break?

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Village food factory is more authentic and better

gazebo edition

RAIN IN ENGLAND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW CAN THIS BE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Is it safe to say the poos are going ballistic over this game? Is this the Red Sox vs Yankees in the World Series for cricket fans?

one thing to consider is that there could be a controversy with DLS thanks to the rain. hope india get fucked over and pakistan get an easy win coz of based DLS and everyone SEETHES

BASED rain, I hope they all drown

@pakistan

youtube.com/watch?v=68_nB_o0k0g

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>every umpire uses the term 'fair delivery' now
Hmm I remember when people used the term 'legal delivery' all the time. Weird

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kek

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insectoid

Nah Red Sox v yankees World Series equivalent is the Ashes

actually pretty keen for rugby world cup

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>world cup in england
why

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DLS is an utter joke. I STILL can't believe the par score chasing 335 was 0/95 after 20 overs yesterday. 95% of people would rather be the team with runs on the board in that scenario.

games gone

>cricket in England

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

there needs to be brothels full of indian women

asians are trash

anyone remember that one episode of idiot abroad where carl went to india and there was that weird yogi doing yoga naked and making knots with his dick? what was up with that?

Grimland

putting danger 5 on, let me know when the game's back on

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this kay pea montage

BASADO

BASED i saved this image so fast when you posted it the first time

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shala shob koyta ekhane boisha ase

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>BASED i saved this image so fast when you posted it the first time
Same kek

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as an absolute freshie, how do i link posts between boards?

that's India's national sport

thanks lad
fuck grandpa

he literally showed it to you though?

Did he do anything wrong?

Lad, just do what he did

lads
doodlecricket.github.io

Is Amir, dare I say it, back?

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are these really pakistani?

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>losing
wasted quints

this was from her twitter

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oh so just type:

>For all of you wondering, if Pakistan have a 20-over chase, the target will be 184.
>So if India don't bat again, Pakistan will have to chase 327 in 46 overs. That's all for later, however.

Unironically yes

bissniss ideah

Yep

Anyone got stream link?

t. Andrew Strauss

ugly horse

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okay, im retarded and missed a number

Hi, newcomers to /cric/! It seems you have stumbled upon our nifty old sport.
You're probably wondering: what the hell are these guys in whites doing? Why are they playing with a paddle? Is this a new meme? But did you know that cricket has been played for over 200 years? Wow! That's really something. Here's something that might help you understand the game more:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_for_Big_Strong_Am

And while you're here, it's best if we introduce you to some of /cric/'s finest memes so you don't feel left out :) Here are a few of the classics:

>Is David Warner related to Shane Warner?
Referring to 2 famous Australian cricketers, this is a humorous play on words of current Australian batsman David Warner and Australian spin legend Shane Warne (spin is a form of bowling that you'll come to know and love).
The similar personalities of the two players also makes this amusing, as it's likely that they are probably related!

>Will Smith score a century?
Another delightful play on words. Here we're referring to current Australian captain Steven Smith, and the question is whether he'll score a century. However, this question is always answered with "Will Smith is an actor m8", a reference to popular African-American actor Will Smith, someone I'm sure you're familiar with!

>Daniel
Daniel is a cricket fan from New Zealand well known for his idiosyncrasies, such as his worship of progressive rock, the English County Championship and infatuation with average Slavic girls (surely a step down from the babes you have in Europe or America, haha).
It is common to reply to New Zealander posts with "hi daniel", as a reference to /cric/'s most popular Kiwi.

>Holly or Ellyse?
This is an ongoing debate as to who is the better looking female cricketer: Australia's Holly Ferling and Ellyse Perry (who represents Australia in both cricket and soccer - wow!)

There's so much more in /cric/ to offer! Stick around!

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Absolutely based afghan lad btfoing the pookis.

fuck off cunt I've been lurking for years, only just started posting

>also Holly

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Come closer

my god the state of this board during rains

Thanks bro

I bet he's hammered

kek

...

Hey cunt I'm English. I'm only in the states for work and have no means of watching it here. I just need a stable stream.

bit rude mate, was just welcoming you to our community.

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Why is a member of parliament covering the highlights on a shitty post match show lmao

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ok thunderfoot

reddit.com/user/ChirpingBot/ here lad, pick which ever. but its raining at the moment so not much to do other than post asians in the thread

So is this the amir shower

tf since when is amir khan an MP?

which of your gods?

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Do you even idol m8?

>you know remember Strauss saying KP had to prove himself in county again before getting selected, so KP hit a triple hundred, and Strauss said lol no just jokes yeah

kek
nice dubs

who's winning lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=zrwpuWLCgY0

Based biharis!!

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Try hotstar. I heard it's also available in US/CA

He's Gambhir

That's gambhir you freshie zoomer prosopagnosic

>english weather

im mostly a casual idol fan outside of 2d idol series (im@s and wug), ngl

>Aamir Khan
>BJP

Qadam qadam baraye ja..

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Haloooo (i'm not girl)

Lord Varuna, who is entrusted with the task of overseeing the clouds and rains. He is thus known as the king of waters and controls the oceans, seas, rivers and all other water bodies.

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Gambhir was such an angry little manlet. Looks like a hobbit too. Wish he had faced Shoaib at his peak and gotten his rib cage shattered.

/hoc/ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/cric/

For me it's Mayanti Langer

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nice sport you got here, lads.

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wasnt that Indra, the god of thunder b4 he got BLACKED by Krishna

>Kandho se kandhe milte hain jab
>Kadmo se kadam milte hain
>jab chalet hain hum aise to dil dushman ke hilte hain.

GTFO it is

Covers coming off lads

PLEASE be in perth

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I live in Manchester - its sunny now - should resume shortly

Mutt in /cric/ thread. Fucking pathetic

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2d is shit.

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Fuck England. AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGRRRRRHHHHHH

Miss the dadbod era desu

Game starting shortly

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>muh shoaib
>muh wasim
>muh waqar
This is why your team is so shit. Stop living in the past.

Yes.
Varuna is in charge of salil (ether)

In manchester, starting to piss down. Don't think we'll get any more play in today

What happens now lads? Who does this favor

It's gotten brighter and the drizzle has died down significantly as well. The soppers are out mopping up. Oh yes,the covers are coming off.

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im@s has by far the best music out of anything idol related lad.

According to the OG scriptures yes. Varuna was adopted after he got BTFO by the black Krishna and lost relevancy

Hate Orientals
Hate Occidentals
Simple as

Nice to meet you :D

for

Lord Indra is the lord of thunder and lightning. Varuna dev is lord of rain and water

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>england

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50 over

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Instead of predicting the score, why don't they just give Pakistan the same amount of balls?

Wait a minute, it's taking place in manchester? fuckkk why didn't i look it up, i'm so close i could have gone.

Don’t worry friend. He got his reckoning by the type of person he hates the most.

A Bihari bhaiyya(Dhoni) made him irrelevant by stealing his spotlight. He’s still butthurt to this day about Dhoni

Because if India knew the game was going to end they would have started slogging 5 overs ago.

the argument is that india would have bat differently if they knew they were only playing, say, 40 overs. isntead of accelerating at over 39 like they did they would have gone at over 30 for example.

Varuna deva is god of air/ether. You are mixing them up.

tipping more rain

your midget team used to get an asskicking by pakistani chads throughout its history. Sure they have gotten some good results over the past decade but this is an aberration, not the norm. You lot will be back to natural place of subservience sooner rather than later.

several hundred thousand poos and pakis applied for tickets

you had no chance

He said it would be 327 though, isn't that a bit low?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varuna

Was that so hard?

Rain break allowed me to make a full English - just in time for play to resume

It's all coming together lads

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Run chase is not the same as setting up a total

Where is gambhir from? I though he was also a hindi speaker?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA looks like allah can't save the pookis today.

you trust the soibois from plebbit writing that shit over actual books?
kek

Based.

heavy drizzle

Dilli ka launda

cross eyed cunt

why haven't we nuked bihar and up surprises me

>english breakfast
>english weather

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what we all fappign to during the rain break lads?
for me its ntr javs

>muh islamic golden age
have sex incel

How far back were tickets on sale? probably right i had no chance unless i paid a premium. Why did they have to apply though? most of them are poor so i would have just bought an expensive ticket at the front.

pipe down windmill

>You lot will be back to natural place of subservience sooner rather than later.
Wow look at all the subservience in that

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almost forgot
REMOVE BIHARI
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Is he a punjabi? Why is he such an annoying little cunt. Punjabis are supposed to have big hearts (yuvraj, harbajhan)

Gambhir is a Brahmin cuck from Delhi. Dhoni is a Bihari bhaiya from Jharkand and stole his innings in the World Cup final.

So will they shorten the innings break?

That's in 46 overs, so probably about right.

800k people applied for tickets, lad. pretty sure there was some kind of lottery. either way the tickets sold out in a minute of them being released.
tickets were going for $1,600.

KEK

and fuck off, english breakfasts are based

NEED Rajibul's analysis on tonight's game tttt

any chance i can get a ticket for india/windies? 20 minutes away from old trafford

acestream / any stream plox

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>More than 700,000 people applied for tickets to the game.
>Tickets are going for £2,500 online

manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/india-pakistan-cricket-old-trafford-16426927

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-48636198

Infested by the fuckers

Dhoni's family is from Kumaon

Reminder that it will be 7-0 after today's match

you could say he's a SIKH CUNT....sry I had to

>rain decides match
lmao cricket is such a silly game

kek dumbcunt never replied after this lad. absolutely blown the fuck out

>terminal cancer
>treatment

>english breakfasts are based

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All I know is he's from Delhi. Most people in Delhi are either punjabis or from the hindi belt so you might be right.

Based Sushma Swaraj.

youtu.be/Lcij3jhmslU

they ironically are though

I want that

But they are. Beans, eggs, mushrooms and sausages are amazing

be ashamed
english """"""""food""""""" should be illegal, serving it should be a war crime

>Dutch '''''''''''''''breakfast'''''''''''''''

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read the thread lad its been posted a bunch, just ctrl + f stream

A Dutch breakfast literally is sprinkles on toast (hagelslag).

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Thanks for proving my point abdul.
>You lot will be back to natural place of subservience sooner rather than later.
Top kek.

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cringe, delete your post NOW

KEK its chocolate and not hundreds and thousands
fucking IDIOTS lmao

looks like maggots

All western food should be illegal. Literally tasteless crap.

Dhoni retire soon you stupid bastard

that's almost fairy bread so i'm going to give it a based pass

>£2500
ye i'll pass on that lad. I take it no chance for any of the other games aswell? wanna go to the windies/india game but same situation most likely there aswell. Atmosphere at old trafford today must have been good. If it's first come first serve, that's fine but a lottery is a bit shit.

What’s your favourite bit of breakfast lads

For me the Hashbrowns

>posting a cuck
Lost all trust I had in this fuck as soon as he announced the 50% scholarship. He’s another fucking Rajiv Gandhi except a lot dumber

LMAO they made the office indian remake lol. It looks atrocious

poached eggs chapatis and dal cooked with chicken organs, hard to beat

>pakistani chads

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>The hover cover is coming off. We aren't far from a resumption. The umpires are checking a few patches inside the 30-yard circle. The stumps have been put in too. Don't think we've lost overs. Full game. On.

>Full game. On.

new thread get the fuck in here

>Hashbrowns
didn't think a pom could be so based

>NUKE WILL COME SOON

Pakistan are unironically going to win this match.

I live in amsterdam and see british tourist daily
I attack them on sight
have been to jail three times for it

I decided to watch a cricket game, i.e, the one that was being played earlier, and I, akin to many other intellectuals, have deduced the obvious, yet imperceptible to cricket aficionados that populate this general; Cricket is a bleak, and monotonous travesty which purports to call itself a sport but lacks all that is associated with sports, for in cricket, there are no attributes that represent man's action as a contrivance of its intellect or his power, no acts of camaraderie apart from the howling common to either animals or prehistoric cavemen, thus also losing its status as being the game of gentlemen, and is, above all, not the triumph of man above man.

black pudding

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stick to cricket you ape. I was talking abou the teams.

Go back to pakistan

I'm a baked beans man myself, plus some hard boiled eggs.

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i am afghan
FUCK pakistan

oh no no no no no no ha ha ha ha

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STFU Ledditfag. Pata hain tum jaise ledditfags apne hi desh ki izzat udaoge by posting this on r/iamverysmart.

>brown animal boasts about being a brown animal

u mad?

her british accent is pretty hot

eh... you do realize that your familiarity with subreddits makes you the plebbit?
I do not mean this in a insulting or passive agressive manner btw

about what?

>bogans eternally seething

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That is fine. Vaise bhi tum log jaante nahi ho mujhe. Agle thread mein old fag ban jaaonga lol.

WE'RE IN HERE LADS

i've been here since 2015, and ive accepted my fate that I'll never be an oldfag, man i wish i was hear in the glory days

Same. I have heard Yea Forums used to be actually interesting. Now I come here time to time for "new" perspective on things, and threads like these.