I just fucked up big time. Music for this feel?
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What'd you do user?
what happened, maybe we can help.
i hope this story involves alcohol
I sent a text trolling a presidential candidate and now I think the CIA is out to get me.
Same. I hate the feeling of embarrassing regret
retard. Trump Curse will put you 6 feet under.
retard
Ok, that's fucking bullshit... right?
A text to who?
It wasn't Trump, it was Buttigieg.
It's alright, user. We've all been there.
lol
user, I think you might be confused here. Explain what happened? Who were you texting? Unless you were threatening somebody, you shouldn't be worried.
this must be fairly common given the amount of texts campaigns are sending.
send another text apologizing and saying youre only 17.
also, dont do stupid shit because your idiot parents let Yea Forums raise you.
what did you say
He's probs schizo, there's no CIA out to get him, it's all in his head.
I texted Pete asking about dead rats in his area since he just dropped out. I wasn't threatening him at all. Someone leaked his number on Twitter and I couldn't resist.
he obviously made a gay butt joke coupled with some hate speech and threatening language.
no one leaked his number you LIAR
The CIA isn't going to be out to get you because you texted something silly like that. That's not how it works. Don't sweat it.
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Thanks man. I did something retarded and I was really fucking worried.
tf is wrong wu?
I'm sure they have some sense of humor and are having a laugh about it. Besides, they've probably seen far worse than a harmless text. You'll be okay
ok what is his number then???
I sincerely hope they come to your house and black bag you, cut out your tongue and trade you to ISIS for some captured aid worker
Np. Just be mindful of your actions from now on. Don't cause yourself unnecessary stress.
doesn't it always?
>be 23
>be going to expensive private art school with a scholarship
>decide to use that opportunity to spend my semesters getting fucked up and smoking weed
>be at bar a night before i have morning classes
>drink so many whiskey-gingers i lose count
>some pretty blonde girl shows up
>liquid courage gives me the nerve to strike up a conversation
>she's 22 and visiting a school nearby for a master's degree
>side note: i'm a 23 year old still trying to get a fucking bachelors (over two years later now and i'm only now getting close to getting it, but that's another story)
>basically tell her my life story
>she seems genuinely intrigued by me/attracted to me
>starts getting really handsy with me
>sticks her tongue in my ear
>jesus fucking christ i'm gonna fuck tonight
>asks me to come home with her
>drunken, destroyed brain pauses for thought
>tell her that i got classes in the morning
>(fucking why bro)
>she (appropriately) reads this as a lack of interest
>starts retracting her affection
>in a desperate attempt to reclaim her favor, i order two shots of jameson
>offer her one
>she refuses
>i take both, to assert my dominance
>stand up from bar stool
>realize i can barely walk
>start to stagger away
>look back at her
>shout "i'll call you tomorrow!"
>she shouts back "but you don't have my number!"
>shout back "you're right!"
>leave bar
>go back to dorm
>drunkenly brag to roommates about how i got fondled by some girl at a bar like it's some kind of accomplishment
>pass out in bed
>wake up next day
>think about what i did
>embarrassment hurts worse than the hangover to this day
i think about this often.
based cia agents tranquilizing user.
Shittt, you wasted an Arian blonde. FUCKING IDIOT