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>WDC Standings L. Hamilton 162 V. Bottas 133 S. Vettel 100 M. Verstappen 88 C. Lecunt 72
>WCC Standings Mercedes 295 Ferrari 172 Red Bull 124 McLaren 30 Renault 28
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 163 (165 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 88
>Hund status: Ve have trouble adapting to new regs every year, for this season ve are surely ze unterhunden
>News: Pirelli: "No one asked us to change tyres" SL points to be awarded for FP1 outings aswell Cyril: "Vettel's penalty needs to be discussed" Alonso choking in a 2-cars race
#7 will need to change driver aswell I guess so Lopez will finish and not Kamui
Mason Perez
happy birthday rakesh
Ayden Harris
>Habsburg is testing for VAR in FREC >Fastest in the testing with Sophia just behind him
Given she has fucked her teammate before...
Chase Nelson
Will Kamui finish the car?
Brody Cox
cute
Alexander Powell
Fuck they are rigging it AGAIN
Wyatt Perez
>extra pitstop for the #7 for a "puncture" >the tyre was still fully inflated
THE FIX FOR >MUH ALONSO IS HABBENING
Julian Hall
>#7 lapping slowly
THE FIX FOR >MUH ALONSO IS HABBENING
Brayden Rodriguez
FUCK TOYOTA FUCK ALONSO
Aaron Carter
the fix is in LOL
Justin Baker
Fucking lol
Logan Robinson
what happened? I was away
Parker Jones
Wtf Toyota? this is something we joke about, not something that should really happen. kek
Gabriel Sanchez
>Kamui misses out on the win
sad
Jack Harris
>"Hey #7, come in, you have a puncture" Ok, I'm already here it won't be much lost >"Hey #7, come in again, you still have a puncture"
Daniel Cook
Hey Belgo-bro - did you see Westvleteren are moving their reservations to online?
Josiah Butler
What a fucking joke.
>Leading all race. >3 minute lead with 2 hours left. >Bullshit penalty for 21 hour old damage. >Pit stop for a "puncture", on a fully inflated tyre >"Puncture" again on the lap out of the pit, also with a fully inflated tyre, this time they tell him to slow down on the way back >#8 passes him before he even make it to the pits
They fucking rigged it for >muh Alonso AGAIN I literally hate Toyota now. I cheer for the to get BTFO by WHOEVER joins WEC.
I read somewhere that they'll weight reservation requests based on how many times you've bought a case, and how recently your last one was - so I've signed up now despite not knowing when my next trip is yet lol.
You can make a point in 2 of these cases being championship related The third got ignored anyway. Plus these have been requests not the team physically fucking one over the other
>VETTEE Ignores Multi 21 and wins like a madman >Alonslow "Felipe, Fernando is faster than you" then chokes against Petrov
Christian Martinez
fernando alonso is, without any doubt, the GOAT
Nathan Bennett
Well done Nando
Angel White
Well Kaz is at least the first ever Japanese FIA world champion
Cooper Wood
>He can't even win a 2 cars race without the team rigging it for him
Camden Rivera
Definitely a 9.5 driver >Of 20
Julian Reyes
>won BOTH drivers titles as a carbabby >won BOTH le mans from team orders and as a carbabby >didnt qualify for Indianapolis Theres a triple crown for you
David Brooks
Well I watched all 24 hours.
Now I want to sleep.
Jose Moore
God's work
Aiden Howard
I get to do it all again next week as well cheering on /ourgirl/
Liam Bell
Based Rich Energy giving user the energy required to watch the full duration of Le Mans
I gave it a try, but might have missed some parts being in a zombie half-awake-half-asleep state
Nathaniel Phillips
I've unironically never had an energy drink in my life.
Ayden Myers
I'm going through the stages of denial.
Jaxon Bennett
Well at least I might enjoy that one
William Morales
denial is a stage of grief that's how it starts
Asher Ward
waffle wins le mans
Ian Green
>le mans isnt dead >le mans isnt dead >le mans isnt d- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>with a new wing talking about how he is one of only 3 people to win two Le Mans in one season.
Isaac Price
>all this seething because Le Mans ended as everything expected You've been watching MWL and HWL for past 5 years, you should be used to this kind of thing /f1/
Leo Ward
Jos the boss strikes again
Bentley Hernandez
Everyone expected*
Josiah Roberts
Got tickets for Brands Hatch DTM. How can I fuck the W Series chicks?
Sneak into their changing room and hide in an empty locker. Get caught by Schiff wanking in the locker.
After that my research indicates they will pull you out, call you pathetic before fucking you into submission.
John Bailey
no. i stopped watching in 2002 because of the adverts. started again in 2009.
Brayden Howard
t. mcm marty
Ryan Allen
We all got our hopes up they might allow the 7 to win
Colton Taylor
i get the feeling that the hypercars will be disappointing. but still nowhere near as disappointing as the 2021 regs. least na and a little bit of experimenting is permitted in the hypercars
John Bell
so when is Toyota going to rig up a one-car 500 mile race at Indianapolis for Alonso?
Bentley Phillips
If it makes you feel any better Toyota absolutely choked in the WRC
Ryan Sanchez
nah tanak will carry every rally
Levi Lopez
Next year lel mans is gonna be bad too but I have hope for 2021
Blake Martinez
Kamui please come back to F1. Toyota has back stabbed. Kobayashi so many times in favor of Alonso's clout
Robert Cooper
Alonso celebrating and going wild on podium today reminded me of US womens celebrations over Thailand. #8 car was slower all 23 hrs and you needed 2x botched pit stops for #7 car where they kept giving it wrong tire side until the time gap was gone
Evan Sanchez
Dress up like a twink and take one of the girls seats. Tell her to gib de pussi if she ever wants to drive again.
Proof that a 3k Civic can beat anything with a few simple Mods
Leo Lopez
>pottering along the straight in your little austin healey >this smug fool pulls in front of you and slams on his fancy disc brakes >you have a choice to rear end his stupid green car or try and swerve around him what would you do?
"What do you mean, I need to come back earlier? We agreed that it should be Monza right? The hunden have unter'd all 7 races?! Fine, see you in Le Castellet in car No. 5. Don't worry about maFIA, that'll be taken care of. Bye"
Sadly pretty low, I assume that's why the race doesn't take place in early May anymore
Adrian Wilson
FUCK I don’t know much how Instagram works and clicked carries stupid “post to...” and had for the whole day my ugly mug posted with carries stupid countdown to Nurburgring thing around it.
shame that image capture tech wasn't as well developed as it is today this is one of my favorites and as far as i'm aware the only one available of that race
>>Ferrari strategy What most people don't realize is that Ferrari strategy is based on AI
Aaron Hernandez
>Dad decides he wants some crumbled up lebkuchen in his yoghurt >Takes his open packet from the cupboard and crumbles one in >Look at the date >"These are 8 months out of date" >Looks in the packet >"I think some weevils have got to these" >Crumbles in 3 more
Fucking help...
Jack Cook
so sooner or later their strategy will be much better
William Robinson
based wagdad.
Oliver Edwards
What a champ getting those gainz
Daniel Phillips
I don't like his logic of: "If there is any weevil shit it will be made of biscuits"
Nicholas Miller
WAGdad is most definitely some kind of sparrow.
Adrian Barnes
but in what way is he wrong?
Dylan Nelson
you *will* cherish your father, warts and all.
Robert Howard
The T125 still required a team of engineers to run. Also, Lotus apparently didn't sell a single one.
The only major company that comes off the top of my head is Ford. You can buy a brand new Formula Ford with a 4-cylinder ecoboost engine for about $75k. The car can even be converted to street use with lights and some other bits.
Asher Clark
This is a very brasilian post.
Nolan Rogers
vroom vroom
Mason Barnes
only the strong survive in the jungle
Ian Reed
>go to a race weekend >just wanted to enjoy some racekars, the atmosphere and loud noises :DDD >everyone else there has gf so attached to them they managed to convince them to come spend two days at a thing they don't want to be at >reminded that you're all alone, and will die all alone
*Sophia comes flying past and kills a random photographer right where you normally stand* Lifes hard and then you die
Samuel James
>can't win in F1 without a tuned mass damper >can't win a two car race at Le Mans without his team sabotaging the only other car he's actually racing >can't even qualify at Indy against a bunch of American rednecks who can only turn left
The """legacy""" of """the best driver in the world""".
reddit watches F1. guess you better stop watching F1. reddit posts about F1. guess you better stop posting about F1. reddit has faggots. guess you better stop being a faggot.
Grayson White
...
Cooper Reyes
>ATACK MODE >FAN BOOST >VIRTUAL SAFETY CAR >DRIVER AT RISK >ELIMINATION ZONE
>loses control and on re entry clearly cuts hard to the outer lane to make sure he's not passed >i-i-i-i-i-i didn't even see him I sweah i didn't do it on purpose pls believe me HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA get fucked krautfaggot and all the seething betas itt
Cooper Russell
My rent is 2 weeks overdue and I haven't gotten my NEETbux yet
I just graduated and I think I'll take at least a few months as a vacation. Weird that neet bux are a lot more than student benefits
Levi Hall
>be me >today >check my NEETbux app >next payment is $75 >should be $1063 >PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC >click in to the full payments list >$75 is an extra bonus payment thanks to political vote buying that I receive a day before my normal payment everything_went_better_than_expected.jpg
Colton Martin
Imagine being a fucking parasite and then talking shit about americans which i'm sure you've done fucking hate all these gib nations and their parasites >1063 ridiculous, kys
Ian Brown
lose weight
William King
>then talking shit about americans >ridiculous, kys
LMAO imagine being too stupid to understand how high income economies work and assuming that everything in other countries costs the same as it does in MURICA.
Not gonna lie, I wouldn’t leave the house if I was getting 3700euro neetbux a month. How do you live with no longer being a productive member of society?
Colour me SHOCKED that seethe is on neetbux though.
Joseph Nelson
>tfw scamming flatmates and not paying rent because their rents cover the costs 4 person flat and we only had 3 people for a minute and land lord was fine with us only paying 3 persons rent
Ryder James
Is that you Seth?
Ryan Perry
That guy has some serious disability which increases neetbux a lot.
Christian Adams
Imagine thinking that people that will answer your questions when you address them with name calling. Reminds me of my theory post about how some people post here because they genuinely lack the social skills needed to post elsewhere.
Jace Ward
Tbh the amount he's getting is unusually high, he also probably lives in capital area where rents are absurd. Normal amounts in area where I live are 312€ for rent and 520€ for unemploymentbux + additional neetbux depending on your situation. Basic rule is that you have to have 400€ after essential expenses like rent, electricity, water, insurance, prescription medicine etc.
Liberty are more likely to mandate headlights on the cars so the races can be in Murican primetime, and get rid of the French GP because >REEEE freedom fries
Luis Barnes
>Basic rule is that you have to have 400€ after essential expenses like rent, electricity, water, insurance, prescription medicine etc. It's 500€. You have done something wrong if they cut you to 400€
What an asinine non-answer. WEC is a good investment if one looks at it from the perspective of on-track entertainment/action. It doesn't have to race on every track.
>$1063 a fortnight That is a lot, like that would require an exceptional reason for such a pension.
Sebastian Moore
Yeah nah. Don't be ignorant. It's the standard single no kids pension + max rent assist (real low target to get max) + supplements (government vote bribes).
Jose Morales
PERKY E R K Y
Samuel Cook
That is still a lot more than typical DSP's and even a basic carer's pension. Which makes sense since you have clearly min-maxed neetbux.
>parasites living off the backs of others in their countries >posting on an american site lmao kys
Jaxon Brooks
it's a Japanese site
Jacob Martin
started by an american, a nip buying it doesnt turn it into a jap site, foreigner
Hudson Scott
Yes it does, "English language website", it's my website now.
Jaxson Jones
>That is still a lot more than typical DSP It really isn't. You're probably used to hearing numbers in the media when people complain about not getting enough, which is always a weekly figure with rent assist and vote buying supplements*** removed to make it sound as low as possible, not what people actually "take home". >*** I still get a $14 "energy supplement" to offset the Rudd era carbon tax that no longer even exists, because the LNP are too scared to remove it because their greedy elderly core voters would get pissed over losing a single dollar My pension itself is "only" $421 per week, which is probably "sounds right" to what you're used to hearing.
>t. proud of his nationality because he has nothing to be proud of about himself
yeah red white and blue reallllly offends me, it's a shit track regardless of where it is from, i liked magny-cours but ofcourse these buses we have nowadays wouldnt be able to handle it.
Jayden Green
Rally accident.
Gavin Clark
Blancpain
Henry Jones
You leave WAGlad out of this!
Landon Allen
>I'm actually an arm cripple >SouthPawRacer is an /f1/ user
Huh, wouldn't have guessed that.
Brandon Long
Come to think of it, interesting that he's actually posting for once too.
>Button >Doesn't get married while his dad is alive >Feels guilty after his death and so marries the girl his father described as perfect for him >Cheats on her with a playboy girl
Yah nah
Blake Hall
>The tech misconception that has Mercedes giggling >There's a theory in the Formula 1 paddock that a secret tech trick is behind Mercedes' leap from great to unbeatable in the 2019 season so far. Here's why that theory leaves Mercedes amused merc laughing at sperging conspiracy finn
Didn't see Kumakichi there either, so it's safe to assume he's ashamed too.
Matthew Cook
Like father like son
Caleb Ortiz
>The sales for the tickets went down by 50 % compared to last year so this is the power of formula 1
Nathaniel Morris
Toyota choke in WRC
James Flores
To be fair while the WEC team now has Gazoo in the title it's still not 100% connected to Toyota so they wouldn't have Kumakichi. The Burgerkingring entry is however which means we may very well get the single most meme /f1/ image in existence......
Carrie with Kumakichi
Carson Edwards
Yeah it's only because they bought out Pilelli
Blake Phillips
I was going to say nothing will top Katya, but Carrie would do it.
Cobbas, is 'enforcer' and 'the dude's' jewtube show worth watching?
Aaron Hernandez
Is it considered prom if you don't go to school?
Nathan Morgan
frog gp, duh
Noah King
>Ferrari has meme solution "Reeeeeee double battery output FIA help me they too fast is illegal, what do you mean you checked and it's all fine? They are too fast!" T.oto >Merc has meme solution "Zezezeze u mad? SmugPepe.jpg" T.oto
MERCEDES RACE: A /f1/ performance >[VROOM sounds] >Hamilton: (Whining) What the hell guys?! My tyres are dead! >James: (Calmly) Lewis, your tyres are okay. >[Vroom sounds for 50 laps] >James: (bored) Congratulations Lewis! >Hamilton: (faking excitement) Thank you guys! Best fans! >Toto: (German) Ja ze Rennen wuz very schnell from du, Louis. ~fin~
Joseph Perez
Okay, alright. We all know that it is impossible for Mercedes to win every race on the calendar. I mean come on now, this can't be that bad, no way. So lets bet on which one is going to ruin their perfect score. hard mode: excluding Mexican GP
>it is impossible for Mercedes to win every race on the calendar >т.oтo вyлф
Justin Williams
imagine if Liberty bought WEC and combined their seasons and thus F1 went to Le Mans for a race >quali on saturday >Le Mans starts >F1 race after Le Mans finishes Would be kino tbdesu traps
Lucas Bailey
They should hold the races at the same time but in opposite directions.
Business idea: F1 a la Sarthe, 50 laps, teams are allowed to use 2 ICU, MGU-H and MGU-K components during that weekend which won't count towards the used components for the rest of the season.
Landon Fisher
Raree will choke bad on monza so it's over lads.
Luke James
Cool, another case of MWL
Cooper Long
actually now that I think about it, it'd just be a massive fuel and brake saving snoozefest
Camden Green
>imagine supporting or missing trash tier drivers over hybrid Era.
Caleb Young
F1 is at least 95% the car. I don't want to call Vandoorne trash.
Aiden Smith
So?
Anthony Torres
Seriously, when is the season starting? I want "whenisformulaoxon.com"
Elijah Roberts
Can someone post the "ifyoudontoxforagap" picture, please?
Joshua Price
ANYONE WHO DRIVE RED CAR IS MY IDLE RED CAR DRIVER MAKE RED CAR GO VROOM
ANYONE WHO MAKES RED CAR IS IDLE RED CAR DRIVER MAKE RED CAR GO DOOM
ftfy
David Morales
Mercedes is going to make 2011 look like a fucking joke
John White
Monza is the best bet we have. France, Austria, Hockenheim, Hungaroring, Singapore, Russia, Suzuka, Mexico, COTA, Brazil and Abu Dhabi are all walks for Mercedes. Silverstone and Spa are *maybe* but unlikely.
Eli Barnes
FUCK MERCEDES FUCK PILELLI FUCK FIAMG AND FUCK JANNIES
Owen Wilson
BLAME JAMES
Dylan Johnson
Based Fuck the Paki trying to ruin flags since no regulard goes to a non-WAGlad Bong thread anymore
>import one bottle of perlana pyykinpesuneste >use it to wash pillows and blanket >fall asleep sniffing perlana and thinking about emilia solid plan desu
Robert Brown
this isnt the place for you then
Gabriel Gonzalez
Rear end this fuck. All things considered I’m dying either way, and so is he in a few years...but lord knows there might have been one kid out of the roughly 100 casualties that could have grown up to become someone that makes the world better.
>be teacher >spent weekend watching Le Mans and then rewatching Drive to survive >oh shit exam time >falling asleep dreaming about red cars going vroom vroom >At least half of these faggots cheated my exams Tell me, bros. Do anyone knows if jewflix renewed Drive to survive for a second season? It was pretty kino
John Williams
Yeah they did
Dylan Sanchez
anything's better than the current lmps
Matthew Martinez
>Go to f1 reacts 1st video >exactly when Jos burn the fuck of himself >Tv reporters were like "OMG so unsafe, let's not bring back refueling" >Fat John and Kmag, as proud men, were like "still rather have refueling back tho" Guess who is destroying F1 and racing and who wants to save it.
Start running cars not approved by FIA That should resulte in an immidiate kickout I don't know who holds the rights to the F1 name but for sure it won't be deemed a World Championship anymore
Gabriel Brooks
Given that Formula E is gonna get World Championship status that hardly matters.
Also I guess that means Alonso will drive in Formula E soon.
Jeremiah Thomas
Isn't it already? >World Electric Championship
Grayson Ross
Not yet.
Robert Lee
It would even be legal (the F1 V6T-H are/were allowed in the current LMP1 regulations).
As long as you don't change monocoque, ICE and gearbox for the 24hours of the race, you're golden, everything else can be swapped. F1 engines can run the distance with a bit of dyno development, they just can't be using the harder modes all the time. *ahem* DO IT MERCEDES! TAKE THE AMG ONE TO 2021 HYPERCAR REGS FUCK TOYOTA AND FUCK THE VALKYRIE
Are there any requirments or is just FIA that decides on whatever they want?
Anthony Barnes
Never. >ran away from max >unironically thinks renault can challenge merc in 2021 >no top team wants him kek what a bitch.
William Bennett
>this fuming scottish post KWAB
Austin Flores
>The use of World Championship status can only be granted to a series that has four ‘automobile makes’ participating on average over an entire season. >The transition also incorporates specific commercial costs to entitle the granting of the status. >There could also set to be a number of changes from a governance point of view, relating to technical and sporting aspects with the FIA. >This may also be reflected in changes to how the rules book is agreed on and the way it is officially formed.
Basically you have to have a decent set of manufacturers, give the FIA money and formalise the rules differently.
