/cric/ket World Cup 2019

OFFICIAL INDIA vs PAKISTAN WORLD CUP GAMETHREAD #3

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashoka_Chakra
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dharmachakra
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/31519163apparently
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/43524618/#43532601
hotstar.com/sports/cricket/icc-cricket-world-cup-england-and-wales-2019/india-vs-pakistan-m190754/live-streaming/1440000700
clips.twitch.tv/TalentedPowerfulWitchRuleFive
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ef_d4I_m1tk
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Arey lavde lavde lavde

AAAAAAAAAAAHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

fuck india. rain will come soon

BOIS

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FUCK I'm keen for NFL to return soon

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SEPTIC
TANK
YANK

haloooo

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You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at Pakistan and you look at India and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another team, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But Pakistan’s a genetic freak and they’re not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat them. Then you add Rain Perera to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at World Cup, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but us, we got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because India KNOWS can't beat us and they’re not even gonna try! So India, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus our 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Manchester. But then you take our 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, we got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Manchester. See India, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Manchester

But but ding ding 2.99

The biggest match of the year.

Hlw

i haven't watched NFL since JFBF posted here. are the NFL threads still fun?

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what does the circle thing in the middle of the Indian flag mean???

they should try praying to their big cube

>136-0

Why does Rohit Sharma only have 3 hundreds in test cricket?

>wahab's hair

It's raining lads and shall surely be sweeping through Manchester in a hour or so

That's the Ashok Chakra.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashoka_Chakra

Its the ashoka chakra. The circle of unity.

business idea: take some fucking wickets

>JFBF
What happened to him lad

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dharmachakra

>cheating pooki bowlers
Hmmm

>pakistan cheating

It's a thirteen spoked wheel I think? Dharma or some shit

>136/0

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based Erasmus

I already prayed to the Christian God, Im sorry Pakistan, but Jesus stands with India

GONE

gone

leave quietly please

Bro you're a fuckin asshole

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Kohli time

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Three headed lion is cooler tho

Fuck you.

GOLLAPSE!!!

AAAHH AAAH IS YET ANODA SHOAH.

>poohul

Damn. There are 4-5 Tulu lads in here.

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KEK BASED

KHOLI KHOLI KHOLI

time for virat to dab on these bowlers

this post has aged poorly

Do you have a business degree? Good call.

Lets see some big hits/boundaries now that wicket has gone....

COLLAPSE INCOMING

Lode lag gaye
Collapse incoming.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/31519163apparently he kept posting in /nrl/ but i'm /cric/ and /afl/ so no idea if thats true.
he always said he'd leave after JF wins the owl

Based paki man

It's four headed

KING KOHLI IS HERE

agreed, that's our emblem. the chakra is aesthetic on the flag though

>800 million street shitters in extreme poverty
>wasting all that money "going to the moon"

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Are you that Konkani lad?

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MRF bats are quite expensive here

I come from the future. Kohli gets out for less than 10 runs

some say Sebbo is JFBF

They need a new shitting ground

it creates jobs though and further advances humanity

Damn I miss playing cricket.

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Our space progam is one of the cheapest in the world and has high return on investment

join your local club lad.

nah lad

Why is Virat Kohli's wife a white?

Nope

Today is the day. INDIA vs PAKISTAN

Lovely little French cut

Hope the aussie bro who asked for some north eastern qts is satisfied. Heading out.

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Lmao

She probably does skin bleach

Appreciate you not posting for about 5 minutes after a wicket has fallen thanks lads, streams a tad behind

She's Norf Indian.

>

What about if literally don’t know how to play?

PHWOAR

>OFFICIAL INDIA vs PAKISTAN WORLD CUP GAMETHREAD #3
>OFFICIAL
Oh, really? What exactly makes it "official"? Show me your ICC credentials, and/or sponsorship papers. Otherwise I'm calling the po-leece.

And you need a new burial ground kek

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>Today is the day
OF THE EXPANDING MAN

>unironically taking a helmet to the cricket

Lel that fucking pepes advert - they only show it during Pakistan matches

Fair and Lovely.

freshcunt

Who /PAKPASSION/ in here?

based

please stay lad.

Then you’re probably as good as a quarter of the people playing the sport in your cunt

OH NONONONO

Look up ISRO'S ROI brainlet.

She's Aryan blood. But she's a self hating Hindu and probably cucks Kohli.

It's an asshole.

Just woke up - who are you rooting for /cric/?

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that guy is gonna run into the ump

Sick bantz

pretty sure you can find a team for that. i feel like its really easy to find a club where people just play for fun, drink beer while watching and get pissed.

It’s a bummy Nando’s

More like Kohli cucks her with a gay lover poofter bastard

Sarfraz mad af kek

like chicken cottage with an advertising budget?

Whoa, not cool dude.

INDIAAAA INDIA INDIAAAA INDIA

> dumb Aussie posts a bait
> Dumb Indians give him (You)s
Hmm

Do normal Indians hate Anglo-Indians?

lmao

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it's official because this is THE thread lad

Haven’t played in years. Afraid I haven’t got it anymore or worse.. if I never did.

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I hate all mutts.

isn't wahabism illegal?

Based Mukesh arrived faster than sound. So fast his map couldn't track him. Tipped him two 5 rupee coin

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Everyone hates anglo Indians, except other anglo Indians, and probably a sizable number of them as well.

Everyone hates Stuart Binny

join a club for people who just want to drink beer and have a laugh lad.

Pakistan because I HATE Poondians with all my heart

Not really

India, even though he's got me on the ropes here

I'll be back in about half an hour m8.

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>under 6 RR
India not putting on runs fast enough for DL desu

Hate that stupid airtel ad

MRF stands for Madras Rubber Factory

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t. ahmed

No but They hate us

OH MY

i just want both teams to play like shit and players to embarrass themselves so we can shitpost.

unironically might be the only white person in this entire thread

DL is hugely friendly to wickets in hand

THE HIT MAN

>Braniac
Brainlet. Isro is self funding

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[pooing intensifies]

Will we see fighting in the crowd?

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Pakistan, but really that's a compliment to India

based lad

Not enough pookis in the crowd for that.

Wasim getting 2003 PTSD flashbacks after that six

Pakis in the crowd will probably take more catches than Pakis in the field this innings

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/43524618/#43532601
remember this thread lads?

P based lad

>Tamils in charge of anything that moves over 50kph.
Fml

India are playing quite well...

Admire the honesty

Oh wow another century on the cards for maggi man

William Rohit get his hundred?

>tfw pure unadulterated autism chased away all the based tripfriends

>160/1

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>Playing for the honour of losing to England

What's the point

why can you get the cwc app in hindi, bangali and urdu but not punjabi?
is punjabi just like urdu?

Not again you cunt. Not again.

fuck off talha

t. Nigel van Dijk

Prossielad about to jinx this again

Can I get a tl;dr m8?

actually t. Conner like the perfect, white, Irish descendant i am

Red pill me on this post what’s talha

actually so much going on in this thread.
>pinnacle of au/sp/ tripfag count, all active trips present
>start of tripcred posting
>the Matt essay about why he hates tripfags
>mountains of au/sp/ lore being delivered giving us insight into the psyche of many of our most prominent posters
>actual on topic posts talking about bbl being a gimmick
>early days of people shitting on a-league wogs
fuck what a thread

Please don't do this.

I reckon our new friends should be introduced to the freshest /cric/ memes so that they can join us in the fun.

>haloooo (i'm not girl)
>septic tank yank
>rain looms
>i've had enough of this shit
>boomer guitar
>indiachan
memorable mentions
>this is the post
>oye hoye

Enjoy your time
janhit mein jaari

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>Perfect white
>irish

hmm

Punjabi is like hindi.
Urdu uses mix of Persian/ Arabic script.

Punjabis can't read or write

good post

very good post

>supposedly the biggest rivalry in all of sports
>there's never been a single full-blown riot between the two sets of supporters
Absolute STATE of this low-t, semen-slurping """"""""""sport"""""""""". No wonder it's dominated by skinny-fat brown manlets who aren't athletic enough to play anything else.

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Reminder that england already lost to pakistan

>Play online game
>Indians obsessed with finding girlfriends and especially western girls

Why are they so thirsty, i'm legit interested

please allow me to introduce myself and my gimmick.

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kek

A
FUCKING
WHEEL

kek

Kek

KEK

BAHAHAHA OH NONONO

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Based ruruposter

Where's rajiposting?

Lad I thought you were a yank when I read this post at first, turn it in

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great posts

hello

Reminder Starc is the greatest World Cup bowler of all time

um lad their two militaries started going at each other on the border during a match once.

OH NO NO NO NO

GOING FOR A POO MATE

>not a single NZ flag

Yep, based thread.

hotstar.com/sports/cricket/icc-cricket-world-cup-england-and-wales-2019/india-vs-pakistan-m190754/live-streaming/1440000700
Strem

R U R U
U
R
U

Because white girls are sluts and easy

Oh noooooo

Fucking hate that cunt honestly

Going back to sleep lads, beginning to smell strongly of poo in here

is Poo Peeland still banned from Yea Forums?

clips.twitch.tv/TalentedPowerfulWitchRuleFive

cringy namefag

Reminder Sikhs have magic undies

How will POOnjabis recover?

poonjabis BTFO

start upping the RR india - this is boring

Your dad took one on your mum's face scatson

that's what happens when you shit yourself you fat subhuman

SIKH BROS SPOTTED

stop posting selfies

god i fucking hate watching india bat

Why does the star and moon thing in the middle of the Pakistan flag mean???

t. BTFO by Warnie

Maybe change your pants?

not so fast

Ramadan

based seb

shut up khan lol

I fucking hate you.

kek

KEK

K E K

>LAXman
>Gave India runs

oh no no no

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do you enjoy this lad? boring slow batting for 30 overs then slight acceleration at the end? not saying its not a good gameplan but its boring as fuck to watch and pakistan is too shit to take wickets

Is Dhoni solely responsible for this boring style of play ? We are the only team parking the bus from 20-40

Fuck outta here abdul

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can't wait to watch Rohit the muppetarian get clean bowled on 99

Rain looms

>5.69 run rate
pretty normal for an ODI match lad

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Come on Pakis. Give us a wave!!

Um why lad

I enjoy watching Rohit bat.

>9(17)
>against this bowling attack
KEK poohli is cooked

>you

why lad? rohit's a good lda

Better than parking the bus 40-50 like us.

BASED ROCHAD CHUTYA PAKIS B T F O

t. Punjabi

Based

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>PAKISTAN

[celebratory pooing]

From a neutral perspective, I wish the crowd was more 50/50. It always ruins the atmosphere when one set of supporters dominates the stadium.

does kashmir belong to india or pakistan???

Oh wow another century to rohit

BASED FUCKING ROHIT

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Poomir BTFO by King Kohli

It's because of rain you fucking brainlet

Kinda feel bad for pakis. They are the underdogs here.

both fight for shitting rights

Rightful Hindu clay

Just started raining here (east mids)

PAKISTAN PRAYING TO ALLAH FOR RAIN PAKISTAN PRAYING TO ALLAH FOR RAIN PAKISTAN PRAYING TO ALLAH FOR RAIN PAKISTAN PRAYING TO ALLAH FOR RAIN

Rohit's wife a qt.

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Thinking back to my cricket team from school. It was in London and we have a player from India, Bangladesh, Afghanistan, Pakistan and the windies. Was good times.

>30 overs done
>still no wallops
what did India mean by this?
someone tell them it's not a test match.

Need to get 300+ (prob closer to 350) this pitch is a belter

Why is Putin commentating?

Do you guys think based Modi will go to the finals between India and Australia?
Also what is he thinking right now?

india bat this way every game lad

My team was half pakistan half indian + 1 white kid

In birminghan

That room looks comfy as fuck, it would be nice if there was a bowling alley in it as well.

Kashmir belongs to India and anyone who says otherwise is a filthy jihadi

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Aamir vs Kohli is peak hype
I would like to see a close contest so hope India lose a couple of quick wickets

HIT SOME FUCKING DLF MAXIMUMS

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>all that makeup and airbrushing
fucking disgusting mate

How to appease more minorities

Kashmir is majority Muslim, and annexing it was morally wrong. That's a fact

would love to pull that nose ring while doing her from behind

Do indian males put their arms around each other? thats cute :3

What went wrong with white people? Why don't they play cricket anymore?

Modi is a bot controlled by RSS he doesn't think.

Didn't we kick you out already?

>rain forecast
THANK YOU BASED ALLAH
THANK YOU BASED ALLAH
THANK YOU BASED ALLAH
THANK YOU BASED ALLAH
THANK YOU BASED ALLAH

despise india almost as much as australia lads

The Afghans from my school where definitely grown men triggered a lot of the other schools when we smashed them.

lol, based

Bharat was majority hindu and annexing it was morally wrong.

Just took a massive Pakistani bowling lads

>the r/bakchodi Indians are here
Goodbye comfy threads.

Yes tbqh

>that soft arch
Mera bhagwan
Reminder she's wearing more gold than the average nz/uk wagie earns in a year

Mmmm sweaty annexing the Norf* was wrong :)

>ahmad talking about morals
why don't you go and blow up somewhere

hey what flag to kashmiris post under?

OH NO NO NO NO

I've been posting pics since the match starter m8. There's bound to be a few like this one.

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Where's his helmet?

happens on every important match

>ONE LITTLE DROP OF RAIN
>"""""sport""""" SCREECHES to a halt
Lmaoing my ass off at you stupid fags. Hockey would never do this

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Gonna fuck some Bengali feminist bitch next month when I visit can’t wait desu hnggg

Is it me or is there a gap in the market for quality Indian porn

Kashmir if you can XD

I'm guessing pakis shits are more disgusting in terms of splatter, noise and stink and overall grossness, and Indians shits are less disgusting but more liquid and frequent.

Soon lad soon. BASED Amit Shah will come

This

Fuck off leaf cuck

Not even Muslim Lad

6D chess

Indians, pakis, you're all the same to me

it's the fucking yank asking those stupid questions for (you)s

Imad has a retarded bowling action

>classic milking

Fuck off plebbit nigger.

How does a non muslim cope in Pakistan lad?
Asking unironically

>putting on a cap in overcast conditions

Play without a cap or an helmet like the old times you poofter

>have sport
>permanently limited appeal because no one can see the puck
lmao

>classic milking
BASED NAS

Which team is considered the most white?

Now You Mad.

By hiding

isn't that illegal?

We always have a faggot influx in the important matches though

Fuck off and play some Cuck Puck

Reminder assamese qts>bengali sluts

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Casual cricket fan here. Wtf changed in the game over the past 10 years or so, that every cunting team is scoring 330+ runs? Even shitters like Bangladesh.

Remember, the bhakchodi Bihari got BTFO last time by a Madrasi and the Kashmiri

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Are Nas and Holding the based commentators?

Australia and New Zealand

To clarify I was born Muslim but I don't believe in religion now.

just want an indian wife

Why dont you bail to India?

BIG BATS
I
G

B
A
T
S

Move to India

smaller boundaries, bigger bats, just generally better batting techniques, fielding restrictions

Pakistan needs to take some wickets this is too boring.

What I mean by hiding is I can't say I'm an agnostic publicly

England, we’re so white we have to import brown people from the colonies to do brown people things like spin bowling

Redpill me on tinder or night club bars in Calcutta. Which is better?

Kek

We will end up in 330 odd score again. Classic India. We will never take advantage of wickets and end up at decent score.

Based. He's literally their kryptonite.

Reminder All the (You)s that cuckmiri got were from diaspora mudslimes and that same dravidashit.

What did they mean by this

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kek

>m.youtube.com/watch?v=ef_d4I_m1tk
also need a paki qt to fuck tonight

This - India need to step on the gas too and stop milking singles

Indians, pakis, brits you're all the same to me

Isn't it hard living in a muslim society? Like not worth it mentally given you don't believe in it?

Big fan of The Kashmiri

nz and australia. we have based rossco and an indian spinner who barely plays.

There's a long queue

any indian woman here want to show her bobs an vagene???

this is the team that won the last world cup for australia.
only non-white in our team is kekwaja

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Non muslims arent in danger apostates are
Your cow cult isn't better

SEETHING

Reminder curry is england's national dish

Bangladesh are the second best team in asia lad

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Your parents know this?

agnostics are even worse than atheists

Business idea: Rain saves us from this borefest

>we
what position do you bat mate?

He's here kek

More like Virat SLOWli am I right?

Yeah but what can I do? It's not too bad as long as I don't blaspheme

I think to a lesser degree some sport science and nutrition type shit has really increased in the last decade in sports. Sportsmen used to be skinny or sometimes semi fat blokes you smoke and drank. Now everybody is on a calculated diet plan and drinking supplements. Just look at rugby, 20 years ago the pro players where regular looking guys, now everbody looks like some GI joe bodybuilding freak.

hope australia wins ^^

Agnostics never hurt no one.

Keep living in your delusion, cuckmiri.

Why not move to India?

why do Pozzies pretend they aren't infested with ethnics?

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The fuck is sarfraz doing?

anyone posting from the actual game?

I've never been attracted to indian girls

I mad

What’s your national dish? Prison gruel?

Of course not lmao.
Maybe I believe in god, but I don't think god is Allah or Jesus or Brahma.

based

please watch out sport friend

>cow cult
>not belting it to Kerala or Tamil Nadu by boat
>not setting up a Hindi tution class and raking in big money
Brainlet

Stop posting these caked up whores.

I was always here ahmed.

Out of these two teams who is is considered the most white team

Just move there lol

>greentexting a link
Newfags need to die

There is no delusion there, I am eating your mother m8.

Not from bengal mate. I'm just a UPwalla who's in love with north eastern women

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neither you drooling retard

For all Pakistani minorities?

>indiawinslol
I don't know why I even bothered to wake up for this snoozefest. Going back to sleep, lads. Wake me up if it gets interesting.

this image alone shows that a shitton of our immigration is from white countries. we get more bongs coming here than chinese, more white saffas than indians, and more europeans/americans than the rest.

also people dont really say that since sydney and melbourne have tons of asians.

It's not that easy lol

we got some really cute ones here. you dont see them so much as indians but just really cute brown girls.

And your mother's eating my ass m8

GG

You sound like a good person.
Good luck fren

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>just got a call from some Mallu niga
>halo Bini alle?

Wtf am I on RAW watchlist now

What do we reckon lads

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kek

India are so much better than everybody else, the sport is fucked

...

>pakistan getting btfo
>indians start fighting with each other
??

About time we acknowledge the world cup needs to be reduced to 4 teams

Retard suck a cock. There's nothing worse than an unironic atheist

>that comeback
cmon you can do better, I give you another chance

Quite rude

Based Boomer having a sleep.

Are Ahmadis Muslim?

try not to die mate

Post some yourself faggot

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>that paki retard violently shaking his kid
FUCK

kek at that paki giving his kid shaken baby syndrome

reckon she's the one lad

you tell me

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Even if India get 300-350 pak still have a shot. Big ground and they've been playing in Eng for months, so batters are acclimatised

Which one is she, why do they always take pictures with other people in them

Business idea: don't give "(you)s" to retarded plebbit fags and poltards.

India is a very diverse country.

Are Argentinians white?

Will Kohli

you have three times more Indian immigration than you do South African

It was probably inbred anyway

>roastie knows not to relax
Conflicted to be honest desu

That poor old man falling asleep amidst the din was kino lol

wogball BTFO

As is tradition

Evening, Gents!

How's the weather in this thread then? /comfy/ i hope

I went to pepe's chicken yesterday but it was far more expensive than a normal chicken shop so i went to a normal one instead

Yes, it take them years even for their celebrities who work in india

Very comfy :p

Need a screen cap of my man ASAP

>India's population is more than double that of every other cricket-playing nation combined.
The future of this sport is pretty grim, ngl.

46° lad

India has better bowlers.

Ok let me rephrase my question.

Why aren’t Ahmadis Muslim?

You keep feeding trolls then complain about threads being shit.

>A massive electrical failure has left all of Argentina and Uruguay without power, according to a major Argentine electricity provider.
doopin' mental

Rain is looming

>Indian broadcasters paid MILLIONS for the rights to this

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That 2011 SF totally wasn't fixed.

here is one

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Everytime this is posted, her tits get bigger.
How?

Big night of Cricket ahead of us, lads!

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Pepes chicken rice is spunking their entire advertising budget on this match

I am also an atheist but my parents know it.what do you think your parents will do if they find out?

Tandulkar is a stat baby. Never really achieved anything of note.

I don't want to go to India, life is fine here if I keep quiet and be clever.
Because accepting Muhammad's finality is a basic tenet of Islam.

peak summer here

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Every match has had pepes adverts

maybe because they don't believe that science is literal witchcraft

Gross

>You keep feeding trolls
>trolls
Holy shit are you an actual basedcuck?

Based Pepe’s fuck KFC

Very comfy tonight fren

this indian batting is so boring even my cat fell asleep

That food costs more than that keyboard. Enjoy tack tack noise with each press.

I don't want to imagine it. I'm sure it won't be that bad but I'm used to pretending

As soon as Pakistan go 50/3 I’m going down the pub desu

Why is everyone saying it's boring? What's the problem?

looks yum

Any big strong Americans watching?

>What are the places in India, that Indians are not allowed?
Kasol Cafe which is situated in . People also know Kasol Cafe as the name of Mini Israel. In 2015, Indian woman was not allowed in that cafe.
Thai hotel chennai There is a hotel in i, where Indians do not get entry, only those people can go here, who have foreign passports. This hotel is known as 'Thailand Hotel' or 'Brodland Lodge'.
Lakshadweep Islands this are Bangaram, Agasti and Kadmat. Here only foreigners are allowed.
Hotel Uno In in Bangalore This hotel was built for Japanese people. But , this hotel was sealed in the year 2014 due to allegations of racial discrimination

Fuck up josh

That’s literally peak winter in Chennai lol

how about this?

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Can’t get my head round it. What do these ADHD lads do during test cricket for fucks sake

Looks nice mate you make sure you enjoy that ok?

are you fucking kidding? PS/2 keyboards are kino as fuck

miring the grey mech keyboard

>220-1
>run rate 5.9
literally nothing has happened. india is just comfortable working the ball around while rotating the strike. its literally nothing happening: the game

Long story short, about a hundred years ago, this absolute mad man in India came out of nowhere and declared himself Allah's last prophet. Got a bunch of people to believe him and basically started his own sect. As a result, Ahmadis are considered apostates, because we believe that Big Mo was the last prophet. It's one of the core beliefs of Islam.

faggot every other person you meet in Pakistan is a closet atheist. Stop pretending to be such a big victim. You're probably a DHA burger with 10 dehatis working for you and still thinking you're a victim.

Nothing. /cric/ is full of zoomers and casuals nowadays.

I personally admired other indian cricketers more, but let's be clear, no one in the history of the game has played with as much pressure for so long as Tendulkar

I like that 1990's IBM-esque keyboard

Cazzies

lol

How did you come to realise that God is not real?

He’s Indian, he thinks a USB keyboard is a status symbol

Thanks lads.

Why don't Pakistan try taking more wickets?

they been watching too many t20s

gf says she's getting bored watching the cricket lads, what do i do?

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Who is a Dehati?

Fuck up josh

All of them below average looking.

have sex

villager - kam wali bai, cook, driver, mali coming from villages

hallo

I agree, this is good ODI cricket, if they wanted to see boring shite they should have watched last nights SA vs AFG game

Dump her

I know that, I think I know a few friends who are but we've never discussed it. Remember Mashal khan? He probably wasnt an atheist, but it shows how easy it is to call someone a blasphemer and murder

I'm not rich lol. Middle class, and that by Pak standards

lock her out of the room to stop her distracting you by moaning about the cricket lad.

Why yes, I do support Bangladesh as my second team. Why do you ask?

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Wish I could go back to these keyboards but mechanical keyboards ruined normal keyboards for me

am blank trip not josh haha

then share some yourself faggot

Are they gonna get tired from so much running?

>faggot every other person you meet in Pakistan is a closet atheist
ok this is based

hate life and myself

yep will be COOKED when fielding

>closet atheist
Jinnah BTFO

Contradictions in religion. The more youre willing to think away from dogma the more you realize

at least you guys got a win finally

It’s ok mate, pop the cricket on and enjoy, you’ll be ok

I don't understand what the fuck is going on. What's a wicket

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ROSHIT

Yeah, bro. Bangladesh is a much better second team than the Windies or Afghanistan.

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Pin her down and choke her until she watches cricket with you

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FUCK OFF

Hasan is back to bowl some bouncers to Rohit lads. Wallops incoming

FUCK OFF YOU HINDU BASTARD

That was stupid

GOLLAPSE!!!!!!

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KEK
>roshit shitma

>Jinnah
Motherfucker used to chug whiskey like water, why would he be btfo?

GONE GOTTEM BTFO

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>POOHIT

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Rofl what the FUCK was that

>that shot
Poohit could've scored an easy 200

WELL BATTED, MR.SHARMA

LET'S GO BOYS \o/

Reminder: DO NOT engage pol tards.

Yeah, but they threw away an opportunity to push up their NRR with Amla's test cricket tier batting

(You)

For me it’s australia

Pandya is out there lads
get ready for fireworks

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GOOD POST RETARD

white women have pink pussy, Japanese and Africans have purple pussy, Indian and pakis women have green stinky pussy

MY MAN!
>pakistan or bangladesh desu

>supporting actual cheats as your second team

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Sick of TMS saying "oh isn't this great ind and pak putting their tensions aside only sport can unite." Shut the fuck up the everyman gets on fine it's only the Brits that stoke this shit up after they fucked up their retreat.

NEW THREAD

Rohit just wants to give Pakistan a chance in this match.

any bald man in