/cric/ OFFICIAL INDIA VS PAKISTAN WORLD CUP GAMETHREAD #2

rain already

don’t like your tone mate

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would like to get the thoughts of India on this

WALLOP

Are the Indian players at least Christians?

bad guys are winning

Nah man no offence that was some genuine appreciation for the lad.

What?

Wish a player like Sehwag was in this team. Could disrupt the rhythm of a bowler like Amir.

>bowling short to Rohit
Hmmm

Based Hasan saving this game from becoming a snoozefest

Backing India today lads, Kohlis act of sportsmanship with Smoth the other day sold me.
Redpill me on Indian crowd chants

Based. I would let my woman breed with niggers if they had tad higher IQ lad.

>says bat first

>pakistan choose to bowl

>says use specialist bowlers and batsmen

>pakistan uses 3 specialist batsmen, 4 all rounders, 3 bowlers

why

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they'll poo eachother

Are the Indian players at least Christians?

INDIA
JEETEGA

INDIA
JEETEGA

INDIA
JEETEGA

Maybe

Whens the last time pakistan actually beat india

INDIA JEETEGA

Please watch our sport.

CT17 bro

Yep, I'm here.

>Jeetega bhai jeetega, India jeetaga

Why is Amir so upset?

Champions Trophy ;_;

2017 CT final

fucking PLEASE pakistan win
I missed /cric/ during the champions trophy and I wanna see the Poondians seething

T20 is for brainlets.

thanks bros.
[spoiler] what does it mean? [/spoiler]

Never in the world cup

Friendly reminder that Pakistan would destroy India in a test match. Literally the only reason why the BCCI is too scared to play a match against them.

Please watch our sport. You get to laugh an pakis or poos no matter the result

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India will win

India is my favourite country in the whole of India

Based lad. Love the support. All the best to all the pakibros too lets have a good one bhais

Redpill me on Gwalior

Fucking mongoloid why didn’t he run?

Ever called and Indian a Paki. It’s proper jokes they hate it.

India will win. That's pretty much what it translates to.

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what is the difference between the 3 powerplays?

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This is the post

Lads, what should I order? Misal Pav or Pav Bhaaji?

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"India shall win"

Basically nothing more. Plain and simple really wish we had more chants

why is wahab bowling at 88 MPH when we know he can reach 95 MPH?

zero Christians in the current squad

why are there no cricketers from here?

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>Pakistan would destroy India in a test match
THE post

imagine the smell

tipping 330+ for Grimdia, Pakis to get Cuckworth Poois'd

Kek

Wahab is actually quite quick. Always thought Amir was the quicker one.

Misal Pav bro ezpz. Where you gonna get it from tho based Mumbai lad?

It's a shithole near the chambal lad, don't go there. The pirates will loot you.

Misal pav lad, based puneri

football is more popular there

There's no way Pakistan win this, right?

Actually a pretty good question.

BASED

In MA we call off licenses "packies"

Love the bromance between Kulcha

Should've seen his spell against watson last wc. Made me a fan desu

fake dick

Riyan parag lad

Who /pepe’s chicken and rice/ here

>I mad
literally seething

Interesting. Any particular reason why?

Also, are you actually an Indian, or just a poojeet born here?

They’re too busy making bands and becoming hair dressers

looks nice, I would go swimming there

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Feeling the love in here tonight lads
based /grig/

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doubtful

Was kind of hoping this would be a washout to see reddit seethe.

They form the majority of our footy team.

Nah I don't live in Mumbai but the local Marathi food restaurant is pretty fire.

Fucked up shit desu. But the fact is these niggas are more into Football than Cricket. The national football team is filled w em

same but to see the ICC seethe

They prefer soccer

They have a totally different culture than the mainlanders. Football and other sports are more popular there. Also north easten qts are top tier

Just make sure you dodge the poo.

Y he mad lol

Those lads are too poor to do sports.

Yeah they look like chinks lmao

there's not a single Christian in the entire stadium m8

do these paki idiots know that they need to take wickets lmao

NE states are a bit disconnected culturally from the rest of the "mainland" india. as such, they don't share the rest of the country's passion for the same things. our best football players are often from those states (which isn't saying much lol)
i'm proper indian

had a look, they're literally on 6000 comments 8 overs in. What's the point in commenting when it gets to that stage

e coli paradise lad

>you now remember Sunil Chetri having more goals than Lilo Messoy

Qt chink gfs tho

Gonna order some maccas on Uber eats lads.

Amir on a more subtle form of match fixing watch

fuck I wouldn't

>Also north easten qts are top tier
post pics

Kek. Poorer than the rest of India?

They're qt though
youtube.com/watch?v=MyjYGt8yz3E

KLH Rahul punda mavane score pannu da

t. hates cricket

>Also north easten qts are top tier
going to need some proof desu
please post pictures

rahul bhenchod ball waste kar raha hain. we're better off losing his wicket desu. need kohli to save us

NE girls are top tier qts m8. Way better than your typical Delhi and Mumbai sluts. People from Arunachal pradesh are very nationalistic too

/comfycric/

Where'd the Misal Pav chad go? Don't forget to order chaas with it bro.

muh dick

>Pookistan
OH NONONONO

Never include the states set in the heart of India as the “rest of India” lad. Nobody thinks of Bihar or Madhya Pradesh as the standard when they see x is poor

Wtf lad

KEK
>pakistan fielding

Got some NZ lamb for dinner tonight bros. Is NZ lamb the best lamb?

>POOPYSTANI FIELDING
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KEK PAKI FIELDING LMAOOOOO

game over
also it’s gonna rain anyway
grim day

>the mind can only process one thought at a time

this is some serious galaxy brain shit, lads

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Hahahahaha hahahahaha THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THESE BRAINLET VADAKKANS

Bwahahaha what a retarded throw

>pooki fielding
Oh NONONONONONO

fuck off you insipid boring cunt

bhoobalar bibi mahur toomee MS Dhoni

>Pooki fielding

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Fuck off

How much of the game has to be played for the lewis duck system?

Please respond.

You're not welcome here you vapid American cunt

13 from 30 and he almost got Rohit out.

>Life's Good
Hmm

skipper looking like

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bhenchod biriyani khaa khaa kar mote ho gaye saale pakistani players. rohit would fit right in

Just noticed how similar Sinhalese and West Bengali names are. Pretty weird

based shoaib malik

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Looks generic jungle asian (aka cambod/viet/burmese)

Yes. Good post. Ignore the SEETHING pozzies and their inferior lamb.

examples?

Supporting India but wishing Wahab was an Indian lads.
Great player in a shitty team

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Because your ancestors were literally Buddhists from Odisha and Bengal

Yo wtf bros

Realistically India are the best team in this CWC 2019, but somehow Australia will find a way to win

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At least match threads are sorted by new. There are literally people on that who will make a post that will literally never be read because it's about 6k comments deep in a 5 hour old post.

wtf did he lace his dick with to get her to transform into a hentai character?

same. another such player: misbah. poopistanis don't deserve players like them

Irony is Shoaib looks more indian than the Madrasi girl kek

MILKIES

Why do the pakis have the rainbow flag on the back? For pride month?

how could you possibly be a cricket fan and not support Pakistan?

Wtf is up w Paki fielding bros

>there are 1.3 billion of these people

>Madrasi
madraasi teri maa

reddit's format is o fucking retarded lol

I see he's taking lessons from Brosnan.

India are unironically terrifying lads, they WILL blow everyone else the fuck out with this insane team

>imad

Why can't thee smelly pakis at least make a game of it?

Bhai kyu bhadak raha hai itna

I support them, just the current state of their team is shit and I feel for the better players who will probably be too old to win anything by the time the rest of the team catches up.

not nz mate. nz's bowling attack will tear them a new arsehole

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she's hyderbaadi chutiye

The fuck? Are they throwing on purpose??? What the fuck is this fielding????

>Pookistani fielding
KEK

That's my name btw :)

Pakistan should really practice fielding more

MMMMMHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM *POP*

Thread too fast for me.
Do you lads read each and every post of only look for (you)s?

It's usually halal, if that's important to you.

So true

Paki fielding

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Pichle janam main kutta tha

>PAKISHIT FIELDING
HAHAHAHAHA

Bhai sab ek hi hai itna matt bhadak. Sab madrasi hi hai

Are you a Madrasi?

try using reddit stream for live game threads, its pretty comfy

reddit-stream.com/comments/c17gl6/

Holy fuck this fielding is cancerous... thankfully

Over a billion people will be watching tonight

Which part of India are you from lads? For me it's Karnataka, specifically Mangalore

Just look for (You)s but I'm not doing too well so far tbqh.

read posts with lots of replies, usually check webm replies and always, ALWAYS looking for (you)'s

pity we wont play them

>t. bihari
nah

>No hijab
This is problematic

I read all the posts

WALLOP

i like the look of this girl. where is she from?

>poopistan

BASED white South indians

why is everyone in the crowd brown?

India are decent but Pakistan is digging their own grave. England or NZ will btfo India. Even Aussies will if they face each other again.

I'm from Bangalore, close enough

Bhai bihari kyu bol raha hai mene gaali di kya tujhe aisi?

here mate

Abbottabad

Babar Azam 200* incoming

I read every post. I usually get 40-50 (you)s every thread this world cup so far

VALLOP

WALLOP

Dark day in Bradford

THWACKED THE FUCK OUT

north of goa: sab bihari hain

Sydney mate

PAKISHIT BTFO

Any of you Indian lads work for Telstra? My internet connection keeps dropping out, need it fixed la

uh, hun..

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_cricket_team_in_England_in_2018

Pakistan getting dabbed on

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Chennai.

Dilli behenchod

>the state of this bowling

feeling bad for POOdab

Thanks lad.

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apparently in Goa, India all the pajeets there speak portuguese

pretty based

>shaDAB

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Shadab ko mera adaab.

Suspicious of this

jesus christ what a shitshow

Assam

>north of goa
WHAT THE FUCK?

god bless broshit sharma

Getting shaDABbed on

400+

Why do teams keep deciding to field after winning the toss? Obviously hasn't worked this tournament.

I don't want to watch anymore frens :'(

Also from Mangalore

>yfw football fans are such scum they can't sit next to each other at a game but poos and pakis can

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Oh great another uncompetitive cricket match, glad I woke up at 5am for this (not)

DILLI
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Yeah, I'll have a cuppa pal

>sarath chandra
>ravindranath
>prasad
>amith
>anupama
Just some off the top of the head

It was always believed that we came here from India around 2500 years ago but the area we came from was not clear. Bengal seems like my guess too. Similarities are uncanny.

Absolutely based mallu

Will India score 500?

Colonial Portuguese is different though

Bhai tu sahi me chutya hai. Sorry mujhe nai bolna tha yeh leken tu loda hai randke

From Lucknow lad. In Hyderabad currently

i cant overstate how often i post. i literally am never off post cd. also post a lot of crowd pleasing type stuff that gets replies like asian girls, memes, screencaps, and of course actual cricket discussion that garners replies.
Already have 19 (you)s this thread

Pakistan would like a wicket here

Lads give me a North East Indian gf right fucking now

cause cricket is such a superior gentleman's sport

Forgot the pic

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better bowling conditions in the morning
Pakistan's only chance is to take early wickets. India could easily chase whatever Pakistan can post

worked for us all three times

Formats where Batting First is better: Test, ODI
Formats where Bowling First is better: T20

Isn't football the only sport that segregates their fans?

Don't think even the burger sports do.

fuck I keep forgetting about Telengana. obviously Andhra/Telugu bros are southern as well
sticks and stones may break my bones but a bihari's words will never hurt me

Has McDonalds gotten worse or has my palate just matured?

Post weather in your cities
>tfw reached 42C yesterday

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Goa

just waiting for a based paki to clack off a suey vest in the crowd lad

city by the bay

you've literally played against bangladesh, sri lanka and afghanistan

I thought he was saying shut up.

looking very good

they have behaviour enforces at the AFL now too. aussie rules bogans kept bashing the shit out of each other lmao

(non-poo) lads, do you reckon it'd be fun in that crowd or smelly and grim

kek

pinbengdalu

fakhar zaman defo spotfixing. no way he didn't see sharma in the middle of the pitch to throw the ball at the wrong end

God here. Going to make it rain when Pak are 14.5 overs into their innings because they respect my true messenger, Muhammad

Attempt#2

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grim

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India are kinda based and redpilled in a strange way. Come on you India. Based non Muslim country

I had one for couple years.
Looked like her

kek

wow..please dont demean our accomplishments...

Me too lad, me too.

Have sex

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grim grim GRIM

imagine the smell

literally my favourite time of year because of such based weather

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That nigger won because of sheer luck. His antique startegy won't work here

smelly and grim

>7
>based
for me it's 15-ish

>non Muslim country
We have the second largest Muslim population in the world m8.

how does Mukesh deliver the food without a car?

>blowing widespread dust
the fuck is wrong with india? literally no redeeming feature

*calls Imran on his personal line*

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Encha uller.

doesn't look so lucky now wahey

Tan season incoming

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Toy Story 4 is an unnecessary and unwanted cash grab which demonstrates Disney/Pixar is out of ideas

Fuck off.

grimly smelly and grim

Does anyone bring a cooker and get big pots of curry going in the stands or nah?

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dad wants india to win

she is perfect

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probably have ideas mate, just some minority is offended by all of them.
>current year

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Ye it's pretty hot back home. Can't go out in the day at all

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REMOVE PESHWARI NAAN remove peshwari naan
you are worst pakistani. you are the pakistani idiot you are the pakistani smell. return to bangladesh. to our bangladesh cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,sri lanka we will never forgeve you. muhajadeen rascal FUck but fuck asshole pakistani stink sri lanka chakde chakde..pakistani genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead pakistani..ahahahahahSRI LANKA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget t20worldcup .sri lanka we kill the king , sri lanka return to your precious bangladesh….hahahahaha idiot pakistani and sri lankan smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE PESHWARI NAAN FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. aus+england+india+westindies=kill sri lanka…you will t20/ tendulcar alive in india, tendulcar making cricket of india . fast bat tendulcar india. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tendulcar… you are ppoor stink pakistani… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in india ….fuck the bangladesh ,..FUCKk ashol pakistanis no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. tendulcar aliv and real strong wizard kill all the pakistani farm aminal with bat magic now we the inda rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and sri lanka wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. india greattst countrey

Based dad

I thought this was a Straffo tweet but I was wrong this time.

would freeze myself to death if the temperature reached below 20C

Andaman & Nicobar Islands

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now THAT is based

OYE HOYE

I shudder to think of how bad that ground must smell right now.

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soft hands
Muhammad Usman: "Winning toss and bowling first in this WC so far... SA conceded 300+ vs Eng; Eng conceded 300+ vs Pak; SA conceded 300+ vs BD; BD conceded 300+ vs Eng Pak conceded 300+ vs Aus; SL conceded 300+ vs Aus."

wow

How often do you come across big cobras?

Fakhar is shit lmao

Small town today, huge province back in the days. It was the economic heartland of the east India company. During the 1857 rebellion they betrayed us at the last moment after British dressed as bundelkhand soldiers attacked them. Today their(royal family) descendants are politicians in Congress party

thats mid winter temp here mate. its 17C here and freezing my balls off

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This is the post

>climate change ads

who pays for these?

On his bike obv

which area?
Mira Road here

Your mom

reminder that /cric/ is an overwhelmingly pro-pakistan general

Why are the brown poofs in the crowd not punching eachother? I thought they were at war. Or is it just sexual tension?

You (((know)))

Fun but smelly

does ANYONE have the vocaroo from 2013 wherea britbong read this with an indian accent? It was one of the funniest things ive ever seen on /cric/ but i never downloaded the vocaroo ;_;
FUCK
PLEASE bros

your taxpayer dollars

serious question, are there so many indians that they'll have to start fielding two or more sides for international cricket?

(((They))) want use to gut our energy industry thereby making us poor and totally reliant on immigration for economic growth.

not a single white face in the stands

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You guys should meet up and watch the game together

probably a little bit fun but overall just smelly

Bit racist

did all the indians come here just for the match today?
rarely ever seen indian flags on here outside of cricket world cup time

Do Misal pav
Scooter or motorcycle. He looks very old tho

Lucknow is undergoing construction all the time. Its a developing city m8. Here have a qt

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Yeah but as a percentage maybe?
Ok fuck you then hope you both lose today

>Cork

Pic related.

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she is cute tbf

why didnt we go with jadeja instead of poojay pookar lads

Eleven ones in the field

they should field around 50 different sides

why dont we get these girls immigrating here? all the indians are dark as fuck and very ugly. eew eew

Mother Earth

More pakis than Pakistan?

>chinese indians
holy fucking based

milk truk just arive

Kek

You now remember Mathew Hayden and his meme bat

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Are we winning yet?

Imagine 1000 wides in one inning

Tendulkar in his prime probably wouldn't even be selected for this India team. It's just that good

i hate watching india bat. they ahve the most boring fucking team in world cricket

BASED (MON)GOOSEY

Muslims are around 15-18% of India's population lad.

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was a blessed season that

imagine if a team batted all 50 overs without giving up a wicket

>"the match of the century"
>96-0
>5.8 run rate

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No
Fanny

I read it.
Vocaroo deletes stuff
Shall i record it again

get in here lads

Girl in black is better.

Cringe, Rahul or shankar are not that good. I wouldn't drop kohli for even Tendulkar though

Reminder Pakistan genocided Bangladeshis when it was part of their own cunt

wait it was actually you? holy mother of BASED. i LOVE your work lad
please do. i laughed my arse off at it. remember the original post got like 20 (you)s too. think it was during the ashes series in england where agar scored 98

you lads better push their shit in or the entire white race is doomed

are indian muslims growing in number?

what's par for this pitch lads

The brit national flag wavin good

>losing 100-0

OH NONONO

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>Sarfaraz fuming already

So India is a Muslim country becasue 85 percent of the country is not Muslim?

320

>I wouldn't drop kohli for even Tendulkar though
Pleb detected.

Fuck me I remember that thread. What a time

Muslims have high birth rates in every country, not just india
grim. hopefully we'll be a less religious country by then

t. cazzie
couple of us have always been here

>/pol/
deary me...

all shitholes

What about Pakistan's minorities?

Kohli's better, I may be a zoomer but that's a fact

>not preferring the preggers DYNAMITE with HUGE milkers

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>hopefully we'll be a less religious country by then
>we
Cringe.

L A D S
A
D
S

i am indian

>tfw white guy on tinder in Brum swimming in south asian pussy

feels good lads

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god what a fucking muppetarian

science flies us to the moon
religion flies us into buildings

Never watched this sport, but has Pakistan Zindabad'd the Pajeet Poo In Loos yet?

Kohli isn't fit to shine sachin's shoes. Tendulkar faced some of the best bowling attacks throughout his career. Kohli is playing against a much weaker generation of bowlers.

>20+ replies in minutes

God bless /pol/

It’ll happen. All bubbles burst at one point. Remember Modi announced 50% scholarship for minority students, most of them are Muslims.

It’s a cycle. We’ll see more of his party’s liberal policies roll out soon.

kys Dermot

this is so fucking deep

Yeah. They wouldn't be true Muslims if they didn't breed like rabbits. The rate has slowed down though. Where I live in Hyderabad, its full of bearded Muslims roaming around with their burkha clad wives. Makes me uncomfortable desu. Even though my homecity of Lucknow has a lot of muslims too, they're really chill and welcoming. Guess that's the difference between shias and sunnis.

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Jesus why can't they stop having babies

No that was science as well

>NRI
>Indian
Nope.

nope pakistan is playing like shit
PLEASE watch the sport lad, stream here
reddit.com/user/ChirpingBot/

Mukesh has picked up your order

Yo wtf. Meet up m8
I live near cinemax in mira road

Hes an hour late

This ad is fucking terrible

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indian passport lad

genuine question, why are there so many empty seats?
>800k people applied for tickets
>stadium of

rain forecast?

Muslim pop will stable around at 20%. India will remain majority hindu. Nothing to worry about. Our situation isn't as bad as sweden.

Mumbai is too fucking able. We get food in half an hour in blr

Never said that. Not a day goes by when I don't dream of Hindu rashtra m8.

These man out here burning shit and praying for victory

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youtube.com/watch?v=1I_xA83a1hc

Few people fell for the rain looms meme

Why am i even watching this, we all know the outcome

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OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD
TAKE SOME WICKETS OR SCORE SOME RUSN FOR FUCK SAKE

*Slow

First time I find myself agreeing with a paki

>paki fielders afraid of the ball

Why couldn't peaceful Hindus like Jains be the majority

not to mention this is a much more batting friendly era

I want to watch a cutie indian girl do a poo.

Imagine being that obsessed with a memeslogger.

GONE

GOT HIM

FUCK OFF

BACK TO THE LOO TO POO

Fucking LarPagans. They all need to be converted to superior faith.

why they slow down?

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woah small world
I live in Naya nagar kek
Currently working in Pune though, just came back from Mira Road this morning.
Which school did you go to?

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indian batting in a nutshell
so fucking slow and boring

Dravid was better than Sachin don't @ me

Go watch your mom

I used to post with a dutch flag for a couple big tournaments t20 in 2013, wc 215

HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

>Michael Clarke starts talking
mute

Tipping for a rohit 200

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based singles keeping the run rate up

At 20% India will have bigger problems lad

caught between my love of cricket and the repulsed feeling I get when I look at south asians

She cute :3

laxman was the greatest of them all (indians)

St. Xavier's

>muh hyped up match between India and Pakistan that ends in a blow out every single time

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I rather watch yours.

based

where the FUCK do you find girls like this?

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Is KL Rahul related to Rahul David?

I don't get why India is so much better. When did it go so fucking wrong, in all ways?

T20 tactics. Try not to lose wickets in the first 35 overs while scoring 150 runs. Pick up pace during the last 15.

>jains
>peaceful

>missing the Dutch SPANK England out of the 2009 t20 tournie

Anyone remember this?

So, final is India vs Australia, right? Possibly dark horse New Zealand?

yup, i find indian batting so boring to watch for this reason.

There are some nice monuments like the Fort but otherwise its a shithole

Hopefully they aren't as retarded by then as they are now. Anyways majority hindus will always be there to contain their autistic chimpouts.

bigger population
less of a religious hellhole

2 main reasons

>t20 tactics
>35 overs

WALLOP

Convinced this is the partnership lads

Shite fielding and bowling

>less of a religious hellhole
think he was talking about the cricket

hope not, need to send the selectors a message for victorian underrepresentation

WALLOP

True, we were better before zia who made this an Islamist shithole. Fuck. Although Modi seems to be India's zia

Won't let it get that bad lad. Remember 2002 Gujarat.

India lad

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meaning they play the last 20 overs like a t20 obvs

Can you declare in ODI?

I was implying tgat they try to conserve wickets till the last 20 overs and then treat them as T20.

Is Colaba related to Coolabah?

Cool
If I was in Mira road today we would have definitely met.
Don't think you often post here or else we would have had this conversation before. I am here in ever thread.

Dunno if I should keep watching or play an erotic visual novel instead.

Yeah cant believe these Mohammedans in this thread thinking India is not going to win. Wait till they get to 35 overs, then the run rate is really gonna jump. Im thinking at least 350 at 50 overs

Who /playing stick cricket while having the match on in the background/ here

How the FUCK are you letting KL Rahul hit you for a six?

You don't say

none of our indian migrants look like this desu

the ICC are morons. cheaped out on an inferior ticketing system which can't handle a proper event, and a lot of tickets given to sponsors who couldn't give a fuck and 3000 kept for each game as contingency

does rain loom?

yes, india might look to declare soon

No ;)

everybody already knew india were the favourites on paper

Yall get shit southies bruv

the pakis sound like indians

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I'm fucking my wife while we watch the match.

>implying amir wouldn't clean up the tail for >50

Bro what’s PAK like for the younger generation currently living there. Say 20-30? How bigs the pressure to marry? What do people actually do?

state of the country obviously affects sport success

so so so grim. fucking hell

He’s talking about the Dhoni style of play.

Wasn't it supposed to rain

BIG SHOT BIG SHOT COMING LADS

*Rahul hits a six*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...

PAKISTAN GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

NE indians are poorer on average. most people here are from the "mainland". the ones who do migrate prefer the usa

Usually i just lurk around.

South Indian dravidians are unironically the worst looking race on the planet.

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India pak match eithout open hostility is weird. Remember 1996?

>brohit literally touches the ball
>four

North East Indians are practically East Asian though racially

Why are goatfuckers so unsportsmanlike?

Kohli finally

Pakistan are going to have launch the nukes I think, cant see any other way out of this

I support the country that's less Muslim so India for me also based colours in the flag

She passed away.

Based North Indian

we know, they're weird ass looking south indian manlets

it's the same thing in USA, only canada has an overwhelmingly north indian/punjabi diaspora