/cric/ket World Cup 2019 - India vs Pakistan

probably a pakistani living in america

>probably

friends forever

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So true

>over a billion people will watch this
literally no way. no one will watch it because the game wont happen

How can it be over a billion people? Do they count the babies watching?

Don’t know about him but i definitely am. if i was a homo id be probably be namefagging or something to make it clear

I really, really, really like this image.

we're all red inside

what picture do you think best sums up the current mood of the icc boardroom RIGHT NOW as they're looking down the barrel of a washout

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Referring to this lads, I've been here too long and have spent too much time here

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Hint of racism in this post

kek, my bad user. I actually remember seeing this forever ago

Well, I'm betting on PAK 210ao then IND 185-2 after 19 overs before washout.

You heard it here first.

Can't stand social media "trolling"

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I hope it's a close contest.

kek
KEK
K E K

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Reckon it'll be 0/0 for both teams

India and Pakistan best gf ever

Oh god 5 am here im so drink

kek no one will get this though and it would be too hard to explain.

pls explain

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please watch our sport, Juan Martin

BASED

Now you gotta explain

Yes i do i watch rugga and /cric/

>Argentina
>Juan Martin
I’d go more for something like Armando Alvarez

Pls explain, we low IQ cumskins and currys do not poses your advanced brain power.

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rugby's easy, you guys are actually good at it. came fourth last world cup and should go well this one too at the end of the year in japanm

As you might know Eid is celebrated on the sighting of the new moon (end of the Month of Ramzan). These crazy pashtuns always end up shortening the month of ramzan even when the moon is not sighted because they are tired of fasting. So they celebrate Eid one day before the rest of the country.

any rain looming lads?

Kek, thanks

They always claim to have seen the moon but we all know they are fucking lying.

>game starts at 7pm rather than 5:30pm
FUCK

oh dear

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it's okay boer, stick around and you might learn something.

Rain looms?

Pakistan could do with a win

Italian last names are typical here .

>Over A Billion Sub-human Pajeets Expected Worldwide Viewing

reason i’m hoping the game is washed out: so i can sleep

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hate politicians who pretend to care about sports

Sound like a seething kiwi

Did you guys (excluding aus/nz) wish your dads a happy fathers day today?

Hope it rains desu

Is there any cricket in Argentina?

LADS

Ugh

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>excluding aus/nz
thank fuck, for a second i thought i missed it.

argentina unironically has some of the oldest sports clubs in the world and theyre all cricket clubs. think most of them only play soccer now though
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buenos_Aires_Cricket_&_Rugby_Club

better for Pakistan

Defeating England is probably harder, so I say we have a good chance tbqh

No I didn't.

Is this a joke or they actually do it?
I don't think that's allowed. Even the Keralites choose to go by Makkah timetable rather than local hilal committee. Not sure it's okay in Sharia.

Why not just play in the rain?

if i'm really honest, it's nights like these that i miss snake plissken the most

Juan Martin del Potro is one of my favourite tennis players and he's from Argentina

They go by making timetable which is one day before rest of the country

Sent him a beer subscription box.

England can't be that good, they lost to bakistan.

why is the sea so brown?

based Pashtuns

They claim to go by Makkah time, however this year they started by Pakistan (i.e. 1 day after Makkah) but finished with Makkah.

>pretend
mate he literally represented his country in sports

Why don't India and Pakistan be bros like us and NZ?

It makes the world a nicer place in my opinion.

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we fucking hate you though

he won a world cup tbf

I think I'm the only lad who watches cricket here but....

youtu.be/S_OY-0YEeFE

Maybe one day hopefully

aaand it's going to be washed out.

Understandable.
Everybody hates them.

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If they free Kashmir then there is nothing stopping us from being bros desu

hate poms too ngl

Wonder if he really care about cricket now

>a million angry Pakistanis in England after the game is washed out

Hmm, wonder what might happen

Literally what did we ever do?

Ah yes, but that's totally unreasonable.
Hating Aussies makes sense.

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based

Bollocks.
A million relieved Pakis maybe.

How many mentions does the curry mile get today in comms lads?

what the fuck? that's based as hell
argentina seems like the only south american country that actively explores more than one sport.

>Muslim
I don't mean to be rude but due to your religion I have suspicions in my mind on which team you support.

Go cheat somewhere else.

He supports Pakistan of course. Allah's own team.

we only cheated once

i'd be more worried if the game isn't washed out and pakistan lose

Bad choice for Allah.
Gonna get his butt kicked if the rain stays off.

But Bangladesh and England also play cricket

kek

aha haha HAHAHA

afghanistan is allah's team lad

On Series 2. Pretty comfy desu.

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GOTTEM
sick bants bruhma

You guys want to have a little cric competition while we wait for the rain?

doodlecricket.github.io/

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okay, THIS is the post

Oh, well, in that case, he's already had his butt kicked.

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lol only a boomer would say this.
love aussies, love our sports, love being cannon fodder in major conflicts, it's really that simple

Gentlemen's agreement to bully uk posters if it rains again?

who are you supporting lad

twitter.com/ESPNcricinfo/status/1140155799261634561

Thoughts?

any chance of this poofest going ahead?

>free Kashmir
Don't attract the Jews
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_Kashmiri_descent_from_lost_tribes_of_Israel

you sound like a faggot sycophant. would rather be called a boomer and retain some semblance of self-respect

so nothing?

people usually get jealous of their much more successful brother.

Cheaters and liars

perhaps the rain can negate the stench from the stands

*a wild sebbo appears*

Spirit of cricket :^]

Fuck off Indian cunt
I would never accept 'revenge' from Indian piece of shit

If Australia came to my house dressed as Kangaroo on his 'pub crawl' and he kicked my mother to death I would not hire an Indian to be the revenge hitman, even if he offered for free his services. Indian smell like shit. Indian look like shit. Indian smell like shit. Imagine hiring Indian hitman to kill for revenge. He would go to sydney opera house to assassinate the killer but would not because every actor on the stage start throwing up from the smell of elephant shit and ganges river which lets the guy know Indian hitman is coming. I want Australia to win. They are good team and good country. Go to Austalia... they have POISON SPIDERS in the bathtub, they have excuse to not wash... but they still smell better than Indian.

Australia can win
Fuck India. Nuke will come soon.

they look as if theyre in physical pain talking nice about opposition players

such is the life of the Indian wagie
abc.net.au/news/2019-06-16/seven-die-cleaning-indian-hotel-septic-tank/11214360

holy fucking BASED that kid is going to gain test status for his country

>tfw this post was so good even non cricket people on Yea Forums repost it

>mfw was there when it was posted

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You chaps are so rude about our glorious imperial weather.
You should learn to use umbrellas.

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Kek

Grim

Well the greats sports here are all british (footy, rugby , tennis, field hockey)

>exposing the stumps like that

this post will never not be funny. pakistan bantz is based

>literally

Oh god toss almost here. I'm getting hypertension.

chile does too, it's just not big enough to be relevant
colombia has cycling at least

My dear bros

How big is field hockey? In Pak we all used to watch it in the 90s, then our team became sort of shit.

reckon the amir show is scheduled for tonight

hows the weather, fucking answer me

Yeah, I think it was figuratively

No rain looming lads

come on lad

its raining mate

I'm in Manchester, it's definitely about to rain

Might put a black mirror episode on. Personally cannot stand cricket.

Bhai tum log ek world cup jeet ke liye kitne saal intezar karoge LMFAO KEK

Want to sleep but a cake is arriving from zomato. They're aren't event giving any estimated time for arrival

fancy that

he LITERALLY represented the country though, you ESL twats

>bloody aussies stole that race horse
>bloody aussies stole that dad rock band
>bloody aussies stole that crusty lemon meringue cake
there's nothing more cringe than genuinely disliking the aussies. this board is anonymous so I can say I like them and go back to talking shit whenever I want. I actually worry if the declining relationship between us is because of all the pajeets and other immigrants coming here and not respecting the aussies because most of us had family who fought/died with them at some point.

english mate, or off to indiachan

Tell them to change religions

GOAT

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I'm at the ground. Covers are coming on

grim

I dislike you more, don't worry

OH MY

I think misread you my comment lad

They'll never finish baking

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so true

It was not for you sweety ;)

Business idea: cricket except use apples instead of cricket balls

my family didn't fight or die with any poo peelanders
in fact, none of them even served

;)

hope India bats first so we can catch the amir show before it starts raining.

is cricket played in Newcastle?

Very popular with girls
It is the number 1 female sport.

Fucking order cancelled. Amarjeet ran away in frustration. I will sleep now and bring cake later

this is THE POST

beta aaj ke match ki fikar karo. abhi chitrol hony lagi hai india ki.

Cheeky little cunt bowled me a yorker just after I got my double century

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Cricket can't be played inside a castle

Fikar tum log karo har saal ki tarah LMFAO

dark clouds overhead

FUCK VIRAT LOST THE TOSS FUCK

>Imran told Sarfaraz to bat
>Sarfaraz chose to bowl

This cunt is getting lynched

Nah the paint is still wet

bhenchod

ffs virat

Pakistanis wishing for rain , cause they are going to be raped so bad

FUCk FUCK FUCK FUCK

what does this mean in terms of rain?

What food u getting?

why is everyone freaking out? someone was gonna end up losing the toss

>unless the pitch is damn
Are you illiterate or just retarded and didn’t read the supreme leaders 5 tweets?

Send them here pl0x
Beggars can't be choosers

There's literally, objectively speaking, absolutely nothing even close to resembling "funny" or"humorous" in your comment. I fail to comprehend why you put a "LMFAO" at the end

How to watch it for free ? Any online links ? Please help a brother out

Looks flat as fuck to me. I bet it barely swings after 3 overs. Cap this post.

Why's re you freaking out?

cake

samefag lol

bc chase hota nahi to phir kyun har bar sarfraz

>800,000 ticket applications

Game of the tournament

Hotstar website. Clear cookies every 5minutes
-yours friendly, shehnshah

need a stream?

*pisses on you*

google reddit cricket stream
also isnt it on free tv there?

>The James Anderson end

when did that happen?

sala gandu bhaiiya. iss ko bahar nikalo. bohat ho gaya hai.

Predicting this to be exactly like Australia, we bowl well and limit them sowewhat, then throw the game away

barish ki sambhavana

top of the table lads
All points earned as well, not given to us by rain
feels amazing man

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>14:37:27
>14:37:26
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

speak English you cunts

>australia
>bowl well
ye i miss 2015 too haha

>Poojay Shankar in
Don't know how to feel about this desu

based hivekiwi

When his career reached an end xd

gaand mara bsdk

reminder that this is an english board. please post in english or you will get banned

fucking hell i have to go out for lunch no tvs as its a decent place

i wanted to laze around like a cunt and watch

is he elite?

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this is an indian sport

we're on their turf m8

>clear cookies every 5 mins
Download a modded apk for fucks sake lad

The Indian asked you to fuck his ass

clips.twitch.tv/TalentedPowerfulWitchRuleFive
*be's a septic tank yank*

who are we supporting today lads
for me, it's just hoping one of the teams choke and collapse.

For free? I usually charge $120 for that.

why do you have to go out for lunch?

google reddit insect enthusiasts
Youll be taken to a thread with no links but descriptions
At this point change the 'reddit' in the address bar to 'ceddit' and reload

You're welcome, reckon poos have a hard life so am happy knowing you can watch the grig for free and even happier to help

for me its going OH NONONONO at every fuck up

Calling it now, after years of bad luck this is the match that will define Wahab Riaz. I reckon he'll have a blinder and finally every catch will be taken!

>ranveer singh hosting
Switch to English

Bit nervous lads

Why?

Don't want this game to get rained off haha

DOODH MAANGOGEY KHEER DENGE

>mfw pakis dissing on sarfraz for choosing to bowl first
Fucking casuals

For me, just hoping all the supporters march over to the football ground and piss on it.

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>biggest most profitable match of the world cup potentially getting rained out
kek ICC on suicide watch

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I hope it rains all day, pakis don't watch anything other than cricket so this too should be snatched from them.

Sarfaraz & Imam-ul-huq:
>"I-its just a game lads"

Jadeja & HARDICK:
>"It's way more than just a game"

Pakis are SHOOK and the game hasn't even started.

BASED India. Superpower in 2020.

Grim

i couldn't care less who wins, i just want to see humiliations on both sides

Pakistan playing with 3 specialist batsmen, 4 all rounders, 3 specialist bowlers.

Hope they fucking lose for defying their prime minister.

nothing else to live for?

No haha

Hoping the seething kiwi goes to bed or passes out so it can be a good thread.
Never funny, never clever, just a fuckwit.

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This

:3

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Anyone got a stream for this bitch?

maybe, but exclusion is not allowed on /cric/

sportnews.to/events/2019/icc-world-cup-cricket-india-v-pakistan-s4/

Most excited to watch Amir bowl.. That's about it for me in this match.

So what's a good score here? Reckon anything above 300 can't be chased by pakis

*be's Kayobro*

MILKS

No mate I'm going to stay up simply to irritate YOU.

reckon anything above 300 can't be chased by Pakistan regardless of the pitch

if you need a hugbox safespace, go back to plebbit you pathetic sack of shit

haloooo

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buckystun can't chase 270

Haloooo (i'm not girl)

Based and kek

KEK tubbs tipping an amir show

my favourite type of body, photoshopped

>tubbs

Just want to see a good game desu

i have to eat food to survive

>Vijay Shankar
Pakistan wins

>vijay shankar
Literally who?

just uber eats or as mum to make something

Us being rained out sent you to the top

That temp stand is massive

You are full of it Punjashit/Cunt Mohajir.

PK Gov / Army cucks insist on celebrating seperate to the rest of the world.

Pashtuns 99% of the time start fasting and celebrate Eid on the same day as most of the rest of the world/Saudia Arabia.

Its only the nutter gov dick suckers who even here in Australia this year, didnt celebate Eid like the rest of Australia and the rest of the world, instead they did it a day later, on the same day as the Punjashits and Government nuts.

The fact that the dumbass Punjabi / Cunt Mohajir masses are actually turning it around and calling Pashtuns out as being the idiots here is absolutely insane.

Yes, I Mad.

then watch NZ, the most exciting and dynamic cricket team in the world

you're not my mate faggot.
you're an absolute fuckwit who keeps posting for some unknown reason
Have never seen a single person agree with any of your retarded thoughts except for the expat scaffolder from Sydney.

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pookistani

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nah its a big fathers day thing will be a few people

true, we'd still be at the top otherwise

>Pashtuns 99% of the time start fasting and celebrate Eid on the same day as most of the rest of the world/Saudia Arabia.

this is objectively false. Peshawar celebrates a day earlier

t. actually lived in peshawar

you have to go back

Is the big red stand the Alex Ferguson?

are most of the Aussie posters here curries? fucking grim stuff.

can smell you from here lad

I hope it rains out today so both BCCI and ICC lose a shit ton of money of this 'golden goose' match.

>if you are able
fuck off

>they didn't get white kids for this game
UK might be racist

imagine the state of the stadium toilets already

>Indian national anthem has mention of sindh
Hmmmm

Fuck Dalits
Fuck Katuas
And Fuck Niggers

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white south african living in perth here

unused?

Cringe, the and the Indian Punjab is just for show, the rivers are in pak

What are your thoughts on cumskins?

They'd be very clean

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we saw from the last india game that they just piss and shit in the stands. anyone got the twitter link?

what an AWFUL national anthem
christ almighty

indian anthem is faggy lol

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He lives three blocks away from my cousin’s house. He used to play cricket with us when we were younger. He still sometimes lurks around the area on his bike with his friends

You are full of shit, lived my entire life in Peshawar. A day earlier to the rest of Pookistan yes but same day as the rest of the world.

Go eat more daal, Punjashit.

Pak anthem far better.

which one?

gay song

Keep quiet bete

>lived my entire life in Peshawar.
clearly not as you moved to australia because your home is a shithole lmao

odds on a crossbow bolt being fired onto the pitch?

How long have you been there, and where did you move from?

Lel

our anthem isn't much better desu

OH MY

>tfw even pakis have their own version of north south autism

all the good Sindhis went to India post-independence
same for Punjabis

But we are the upstream nation
Tik-tok goatfuckers

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Worst anthems ever

dunno which id prefer, seeing poohli get bowled out first ball or seeing him get a massive score. wonder which would cause more arse hurt

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I agree and I'm a neutral American

You should have Saare Jahan se acha. no one even understands this shit.

It is, thats why i left.

My cousin's in-laws are sindhi

Are cricket girls the prettiest spectators?

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atleast we get to see india bat before the rain
ideal scenario for the neutral
noones wants to see pakistan bat

our anthem is bad, but the indian one is pathetic

12 years, born in the free state, moved to capetown in 1999 then moved to perth in 07.
miss stuff about SA but love australia

PLEASE GET KOHLI OUT IN THE FIRST FIVE OVERS AND I’LL BUY CHILLI BEEF AGAIN

Don't hate them but they'll be our slaves because the Asian century approaches.

maa chudaa bhenchod

Perks of being a Software Developer . Bypassing all ads through developer console

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Watching beneath new Zealand lads

Bloody good doco

oooooooooooo...ooooooooooo oooooooooo

yes and its not even close
keep in mind that sports like soccer literally have countries planting models in the crowd at the world cup.

>asian century
the only slaves will be asian girls for the BWC lad.

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>you need a CS degree to fuck with dev console
state

Wow

Are non-Indians and non-Pakistanis normally hyped about their games?

or you know... use adblock like a sane person.

t. Ahmed-ud-di-al-halali
Kohli will score a Virat century.

Why is Amir bowling so well this world cup?

lots of empty seats in the crowd lads, whats up with that?

i watch every game of cricket so yes.

Nice goggles bro

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ausposters during aus games:
>OH NO NO NO NO LMAO EAT SHIT POOSKIN CUNT
ausposters during ind v pak games:
>India shit demon bati kittu sha poopoo kabir lakku peepee

Yeah and guess who is upstream for >you

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covers coming on

>Sachin on hindi comms lads
Comfy

I hate halal meat it’s rank #boycotthalal

one would suspect match fixing

the virgin cheering on your team
the Chad monkey screeching

why is this kiwi so mad bros? Why cant we all come together and overcome our differences with our mutual love of sport?

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Rain looms

I don't have a CS degree . Self Taught . I'm 20 btw

Bruh this absolute based song is penned by a noble prize winner.

Also, i don't think anyone understands paki anthem either

KL Rahul ki maa ki choot. where the fuck is Dhawan bhenchod

Lynching will come soon

We will build a virat RAM temple in lawhore

>49 overs

OH NO NO NO

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a midget with a girly voice.

tied with F1 IMO they're gold diggers though. cric girls just like to get in the sun.

>actual australians come here for australia games
>indians living in australia come here for the indian games
wow this is truly beyond belief.

Roshit too scared to play a shot at Amir

Dhawan more finger brokwan lol

>she will never be with you

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Convict Aussie injured him

>no one even understands this shit.
>The Pakistani national anthem has heavy Persian poetic vocabulary,and only uses one exclusivelyUrdu word 'kā'.

but saare jahan is a GOAT song which you guys wasted. wish it was about Pakistan so we could have used it.

Bruh Iqbal was Tagore's level

But yeah, pak anthem is Farsi lmao. Makes sense though, banglas would get butthurt at that time if it was Urdu

Can’t wait to go into work tomorrow after India wins. Never wanted to see my paki colleague so much

reckon india should try score some runs

Neutral here.

I agree with this

Ramir bekka uli Kohli zava tarner treval

maa chudwaa rahe ye dono

Majority of water gets accumulated in Laddakh and Arunachal Pradesh lad. China can't do shit here.

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Indian batting lineup is a joke. Pak is winning this easily.

OH MY

>Urdu
No thank you.

Why do you niggas speak the same language as the northies? What’s the “regional” language of Pakistan? Brahui Persian some Pashtun tribal speak

>got assblasted by the same for more than two decades
Hmm

Indian anthem is illegible to many Indians too

inside edge is the biggest brained shot in the game

crikey

Or you know, kept persian or arabic as the state language so its a neutral learning language for the entire country, at least making things equal.

but no, lets spread the legs for the pooshitty mohajirs and make their ulu pulu language the default for everyone

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best version
youtube.com/watch?v=Im0CTgPVTgA

>James Anderson end

just admit you're a blow-in and get a trip so we can filter you cheers

Na man everyone out here is as well versed with Sare Jahan Se as they're with the national anthem.

you fucking pajeets cant code for shit.

your post just proves it

BASED BROHIT

Wait did they convert the football pitch to a cricket pitch for this game or what?

The Pookis need to bandwagon >us and make a #StopUrduimposition

think pakistan might be psychologically cooked after that over lads

was literally shite against us. Now sehwag on the other hand...

Cause india has tons of languages and dialects. No one language would have been apt for the anthem, so we had to choose one.

Got a problem with that?

Leading test wicket taker for seam bowlers

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CAM ON ROHIT SCORE SAM FAKIN RUNS

Why not Sanskrit then

God Amir is a fucking lion

different Old Trafford

FUCK YOU SHARMA

Projection m8, believe it or not we're probably his only 'friends'.
pity him, dont hate him.

*monkey noises*

Rest of the bowlers suck so much penis compared to Amir

Because the wanker Mohajirs (indian muslims that came to what is modern PK lands after partition) had overrepresentation in the government and decided EVERYONE should speak their shit language.

it should have been a neutral language like Persian or Arabic.

Instead all the native people got inherently fkd over (pashtuns/balochis/sindhis) whereas mohajirs and punjabis flourished coz their ear cancer language was more or less the same.

Amir is elite

Amir show on where's zachy

What’s up with this head movement indiabros

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it's Pakistan. penis sucking is par for the course

Calm down m8. If india don't lose early wickets, they win easy.

you smell

KEK india is fucking COOKED

Wtf lads why the fuck is Amir being so aggressive. Samjao apne launde ko bahinchod

No match for Bumgod.

I left the shithole already. Got myself an Asian GF as is standard for aussies now. Australia is getting CHINKED.com

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So true

>POOPYSTANIS RESORTING TO DIRTY TRICKS AGAIN
based umpire

whos watching the bp shop while you watch cricket

>hehe u can learn this language but we won’t teach u because ur lower than us
>w-why is our language dying h-hey someone speak it
Sanskrit wasn’t even taught to the Marathas who btfo the Mughals because they were shudras

Bumrush is better lad.

shut the fuck up

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why is he trying to cheat lads?

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Weren't they just recently bombing each other?

I know

Audio stream from all India radio
m.youtube.com/watch?v=jY6qby5JUpE

Amir is the key to all this

Lads pls help I have awoken with man flu

Aww POOnjabi is mad

check this: poo

do india know they need to score runs if they want to win?

Majority of it is in sanskrit though. Only a sprinkle of bongali.

reckon Rahul missed the memo

rahul needs to rahit

Is this a home game for india or pakistan?

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Yeah I know what Muhajirs are. We went the Urdu speaking Muslims to UP and Lahore pre partition because they wanted state language to be Hindi as well. Sucks ig

all I hear is screeching noises

>Sachin and Waqar on 2003 Centurion match
Based

>literally the same country 72 years ago

why are Indians brown?

*monkey noises*

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>1.5 billion viewers

when was the last time a test match drew these numbers? dumb boomers

GONE

BASED HASSAN

India's start was almost as slow against the Aussies too. We all know what happened in that match

Identify as a woman and it should go away

>NOHIT
>NOHIT
>NOHIT
>NOHIT>NOHIT

Same reason why everyone's asshole is a little brown

p**

least they have a home :D

you sound a bit worried lad

praying this ICC match leads to a thermo-nuclear exchange

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Based bantz

D:

would love to get his thoughts on the match lads

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just rain already, ruin all he brownies day

Oh fugg

amir

I'm worried about every match that India plays lad. Unless we're playing the banglakeks. I trust them to lose every time.

I dont get it

is the South African government imposing quotas on homes as well now?

>Indian smell like shit twice in quick succession
always kek

Dear India,

Why can't you score against Amir? hahaha

Sincerely,

The Amir gang

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Hindi Urdu is trash tier ear cancer, Punjabi and its off shoot languages can join it too.

HOLY BASED AMIR

>the Amir no show

(You)

(You)
Get fucking pulled

this crowd is absurd

Absolutely based

...

haloooo

plebby b's gonna love this

Amir is better than any bowler India has produced in their entire cricketing history.
kek
KEK

hasan Ali is a turbo brainlet

How come they don't fight each other?

business idea: all Indians learn English

Dhoni must be executed on the streets of Bihar if he plays his test match innings this game regardless of the result

You really need to hear some of the South Indian languages.

Stream?

they fucking well might by the sounds of it

hi

>amir trying to cheat
KEK another year in prison coming up

P E R T H
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AMIR ON CHEATING WATCH

BCCICC wants to get rid of Amir lol

Hlw

Yo Imran Khan's ex wife said that Wasim Akram was a cuck and hired black men to fuck his wife while he watched. Is this true?

Boomerah is pretty good

>Amir resorts to cheating
Oh NONONONONONO

Seeeeeeething

>Le run on the pitch man

Why do the brown teams have white coaches?

reddit.com/user/ChirpingBot/

amir thinks hes funny

Amir going to Jail again for walking on pitch

Nah, just Amir being a brainlet

>amir cheating

Amir being a fucking BRAINLET about to get tossed from the game ffs

He's from Jharkhand

t. Chetan Sharma

ahh south asian languages..

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what happens on a third warning?
casualfag here

>running down the centre of pitch on follow through
lol, deliberate af but keep it going, wanna see a punchup or allah akhbar in the crowd blow up

Your team gets disqualified

t. Abdullah Katlullilula

NEW THREAD

He gets deported but as an apology from the Brits, he gets to choose a nine year old from Rotherham

No more amir

honour beheading

Same shit.

Kek

He’s Bihari by birth m8.

The fucking best comedy ever filmed. Glad you like it pakistani bro

get in here