*hattrick against Qatar*

Ah yes, the Crusher of Celta Vigo, the Annihilator of Armenia, the Humiliator of Huesca, what a mighty man, statistics prove everything

As opposed to the Punisher of Parma

>Ah yes, the Crusher of Celta Vigo, the Annihilator of Armenia, the Humiliator of Huesca, what a mighty man, statistics prove everything
>When Tsoy man doesn't outscore Messi in the CL, suddenly Messi is a statpadder

The eraser of eibar

I won a match against my friends yesterday and that doesn't make good

>flag
Stick to your easier-to-understand sports. You are embarrassing yourself if you think goal stats are a measure of ability.

Never forget he scored in the CL against the mighty villages of Leberbaden Rasenballverein and Moncètré Unité

>The queerimporter of Qatar

So then how do you rate your statpadder homosexual who disappeared against Ajax if he couldn't outperform Messi in the only thing he's good at this season? Cmon, paki-kun. Explain to everyone how we rate these two individuals.

>Messi wanker
>american flag
everytime kek

Step 1
>Watch them
Step 2
>Notice that Ronaldo is far superior

>Fagnaldo scores less goals than Messi as a tap in artist
>n-no d-doesnt count!

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You mean
>step 1
Be a brown shitskin paki
>step 2
Fellate Tsoy man

>disappeared
he scored in both legs tho

...

what in the actual fuck is this autistic shit?

do CHIs count as americans though?

Twain being Twain. Probably has his proxies working itt and others. His current favorite flag is the britsharia flag.

See, he popped in right now. Probably assblasted about his thread being derailed like the sad neet that he is

your paranoia is getting the better of you, riciardo

ciao, twain

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Rent free

prove I'm twain

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also I just realized it's 4AM in california, go to sleep chicarito

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It's funny cause Barca is a better team in an easier league.

You genuinely need help

what

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Yeah, man, Messi is so shit haha

This is bait. One brit brought up the 50 second timestamp from the Yea Forums pass cooldown that "twain" uses and yet this retard keeps responding with obvious timestamps. Stop looking for this autistic attention

>You are embarrassing yourself if you think goal stats are a measure of ability
Messi is superior in everything compared to Ronaldo though, the only think Ronaldo is better at is marketing and making delusional retards like you believe that he's anywhere near GOAT level (Messi ain't GOAT either btw).

you can change IP and re-post before the cooldown is up

>Ah yes, the Crusher of Celta Vigo, the Annihilator of Armenia, the Humiliator of Huesca
It's funny because Messi has never scored a hat-trick against any of those teams but Penaldo's done it three times against Celta and once against Armenia (not to mention double braces against 9man Andorra, Malmo, Girona and Elche, and hat-tricks against Waxtap, Northern Ireland, the Faroe Islands and Alaves)

Can someone explain what's happening with the yank tarding out?

so true

messi > ronaldo

but muller >>>>>>>>>>> messi

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>*double brace against 203rd ranked andorra*

MAGISTERIAL MAN MOUNTAIN RONALDO

TRULY THE /STRONG MIND/ GOAT

BETTER THAN MESSOI

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*hattrick against 8th ranked Switzerland*

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>the slayer of switzerland

>an american

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>Switzerland is 9th in the FIFA ranking.
>Argentina is 11th.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>paki-kun
fucking cringe
have sex weebshit

>his pride in this post lasted just 2 minutes before
completely blew him out

>Portugal ranking 5th in the world
>Entirely because of Ronaldo

>Argentina ranking 11th in the world
>Joint effort from Messi, Aguero and Di Maria

Says it all.

lose weight