Have you practiced today?

If you listen to so much music, why can't you play an instrument?

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I do practice everyday

i play a couple and i'm not very good at any of them

No, I only practice when I feel like it. I don't listen to much music. I do play an instrument.

because it makes my hands and wrists hurt

I play many instruments.

Worked on Two Suns In The Sunset on my 12 string today for my cover of The Final Cut. The time sig changes are a bitch to get used to.

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Even more retarded than saying someone who reads a lot of books ought to be able to write one, but not as retarded as saying someone who watches movies should be directing them. Possibly just as retarded as saying someone who plays a lot of video games should be able to make one.

Yeah I played banjo and I'm probably going to switch to mandolin after I finish taking a shit because my wife started reading and I don't want to pop the resonator off or hear her bitch

>saying someone who reads a lot of books ought to be able to write one
but....they should?

>saying someone who watches movies should be directing them
but...they fuckin should? Kevin Smith is a prime example of a fanatic movie fan turned successful director

>saying someone who plays a lot of video games should be able to make one
nigger, I HAVE made video games

but.....you're retarded?

a retard with more talent than you. I've directed comedy skits and filmed them with my friends, I've written/recorded albums, and I've programmed small video games. Must suck to just consoom without creating anything of your own...

I can play all brass instruments efficiently
get on my level plebs

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Hi Sam

you got a sax and means to record? I could use you

not sam, but he made you seethe and probably fucked your bitch, so he's cool with me

>he thinks that I'm that first person
>he thinks I don't like sam
>he doesn't know who sam is
Hi retarddit

I practice but I can't write music because I have musical aphantasia. I can't audiate or hear phrases in advance.

you're conflating jamming with writing. Jamming is pure instinct and connection with the people you're playing with. Writing is sitting down and contriving something over time.

I don't have money for an instrument.

Would you like one?

i 've practiced on that, op.
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After 2 months or something

No such thing, you just have a poor ear and likely a general lack of theoretical knowledge.
I quit like 10 years ago, can't be fucked to start over.

I practice every day, yes

The saxophone is a single reed woodwind instrument, like the clarinet.

I produce Trap type beats so the joke’s on you

Yup. I can play A Cruel Angel's Thesis and the Zelda theme song on piano.
Trying to learn When I'm Down by Oliver Tree. Slow but sure progress but I'm self teaching so I don't know if it's good progress

I practice the skin flute seven times a day.

Although I'm still a beginner, I practice classical guitar everyday

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I play bass everyday. The olde retards banjo

That's not playing an instrument

Can't really play an instrument, but I try to get at least an hour of singing in a day.

I was a pretty damn good bass player and I thought that would transition to banjo and lemme tell ya, it's not similar really at all.

it's made of brass though

it doesnt make sound the same way a trumpet or a trombone does. it makes sound in a similar way to the clarinet.

i haven't because i dont know how to practice since tabs are shit and should learn by ear but learning music by ear is something i cant do

look up chords then

I play piano and sing, I suck at both though

bass

either figure it out from chords or reverse engineer tabs into scales and figure out key then

Even if you are lying, we need more motivation like this