/oro/ # 3

oy vey

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Muh dick

>Exchange students to chile

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>Muh reptilian conspiracies
You can explain everything wrong with our policies with corruption and ineptitude.
Go back to youtube tinfoil hat channels

De qué vergas hablas.

Jana a qt

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Llegaron los derechairos

S-she's underage lad...

mexibros are not sending their best

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>nicaragua
can't wait for the memes

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All pretty bitches go either to the north, USA, canada or Europe.

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Are we sending rapist exchange students?

Andale pues puto, empieces a dudar en echarle los perros a una morra por temer a tu libertad espero que recuerdes eso, lo que digo son cosas que ya pasaron en otros países, Mexico sigue el mismo puto camino, eso de que 'aqui no va pasar' se lo pueden ir metiendo por el culo. Si quiere seguir votando, adelante, ya leíste que te espera, no importa el pendejo que gane las elecciones, desde 2012 confirmé por propia cuenta que hay algoritmos en el INE arreglando lo que tenga que salir en el resultado final.

Solo espera y verás, cuida tu dinero y no cedas derechos sobre tus vienes a otra persona, incluidos los bancos.

>taniaestradatv
based

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>7-0
no sé cual es peor, concaca o el mundial de chicas

No, they are just not very attractive and say chingado this, chingado that all the time

has the US team been announced?

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Ohhh
Sorry
People who say Verga this, Verga that > People who say Chingada this, Chingada that

This is what my autism amounts to.
Send your Copa Oro pics so we can include it on the SUM presents with /LigaMX/ feats /MLS+ayy/ Official 2019 Gold Cup Collage™®

I got the original of all the pics included here if you need one

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Yeah PuraVidabro, I said this already

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Escuche qué es bien mamona, dat ass tho.

We send them to yurop to get breeded by eurochads

Get meds, bro

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Do real americans (whites) even care about this sport and their team? I assume all the people with american flags here are based chicanos

>dat upside down snake

KEK

We should be getting Australia vs American Samoa numbers against any CONCACAF nation that isn't USA or Costa Rica desu

No lo dudo, si ya la ponen a cuadro por el culo que tiene, no tendría necesidad de ser una buena persona en los medios.

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Yeah and it's pretty shit due to injuries and our coach being a retard. Only like 4 guys here are good.

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Only during the world cup or Olympics mostly. A few of us follow MLS, but there are a lot of people here that follow the international leagues over MLS.

>4 MF Michael Bradley

HE'S STILL ON THE TEAM!?

What's your pronostic for your first game?

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Is an tuna and athlete?

>El Hijo del Patrón
based

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>having "el pescadito Ruiz"
>doubting on anTUNA

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WOAH mama

easy win, if not it would be a disgrace

>the fight-n-wins still haven't produced a good forward since McBride

>hire another mlshit manager because he's the brother of one higher ups in us soccer federation
>bring in a bunch of mls shitters
>team has looked like complete shit and lost 3-0 to fucking venezuela

Fuck US soccer

>Fuck US soccer
As a Mexican, i agree

based

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lmao what happened with this Adu boy, the American Pelé?

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>mexican
>that flag

His name is Josh Sargent but the coach cut him because he'd rather have his guy Zardes because he """knows the system"""

I'm so goddamn lonely! Aaaaaaaaah!´´ To what part of mexico do i have to go to get qts!?

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Is he injured or something? wasn't at U20s either.

Unless you actively follow a soccer league, most Americans don't care about the national team until the World Cup for the same reason none of us care about ice curling or track and field until the Olympics. I doubt most Americans even know what CONCACAF is, let alone the Gold Cup.

Jalisco, there are towns in lacks of men(because they leave looking for the american dream).
youtube.com/watch?v=mftPv0p9bCE
Michoacán is in the same boat.

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This looks like my bother’s gf who is from Jalisco. Is she from there?

if you mean the girl from pic related, she's from colombian kek

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Fuck she's a qt

thanks, time to go hunting!

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Yeah, Jalisco is the qt zone, if you offer them a clear chance to leave the country, they will be all yours.

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lads

instagram.com/taniaestradatv/

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Canada 4-0 Martinique
youtube.com/watch?v=ics_IzcnbUM

RESUME

Yeah, she roots fro CruzAzul, so she was cucked by AMEs from La Frontera.

By they way, I hope Televisa use our local commentators for Bravos games :(

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It's time for me to get my passport.

why do they do this? uploading shit without sauce should be illegal

instagram.com/p/BbDrbhcFF_O/

kek i got the video from that account but yeah, still no sauce

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Mexico 7-0 Cuba
youtube.com/watch?v=pWfjDAtjzBE

Because the only students that go to Chile are engineers, and the majority are really ugly. The rest go to USA or Europe.

>OMAR GONZALEZ

That fuckface has no right to be near a USMNT jersey after what he did against Tripadvisor and Trivago

What are tomorrow game?

I'm here to support British Clay, Bermuda. Then /are Liz's/ clay in Jamaica and Canada. Then /are Commonwealth/ lads in Tripadvisor & Tribago and Guyana.

LOS HOMBROS TAMBIÉN LOS PIES
Y LA CADERA CON SABROSURAAAAA

Haití vs Bermuda
&
Costa Rica vs Nicaragua

Bermuda vs Haiti and Costa Rica vs Nicaragua.

based

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who else /chicano/ and USA here?

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>Mexico wins 7-0

who celebrates with Kumbia Kings?
youtube.com/watch?v=PfE5DGANyCw

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Hey "we" are in this shit wow

if it's not +5-0 this team is doomed

chuntaro style here

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If the next teams don't score more than 3 goals they should be publicly shamed

kino

Haiti 2-1 Bermudas
Costa Rica 4-1 Nicaragua

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MAÑANA GANA EL FUTBOL

>san miguel el alto
lel theres a lot of beautiful women there. I grew up in that region and I can personally confirm that a lot of men from those areas leave for the US looking for a better life. There's only industry in there, but its pretty shit for majority of laborers. I doubt many will actually go there though, its in the heights of Jalisco and the people in those areas are ultra religious. If you go there looking for a quick fuck, it might not go down the way you want with the conservativeness there. Might get shot as well lol.

Kek

Trash desu

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We tried everything, no regrets about "wasting the best American midfielder"

We tried making a team that works without him, and putting him as a free roaming defensive mid so he doesn't feel pressure (Bradley 2010). It didn't work.

We tried making a team that is good at defending and making him the center of our attack like a deep lying Pirlo, (Klinsmann 2014). It didn't work.

We tried making a team that counterattacks so he can always intercept balls in the midfield and do whatever he wants (Klinsmann 2016). It didn't work.

He chokes against Mexico and Costa Rica in almost every official game that isn't a friendly or a Gold cup mickey mouse game. Okay, Mexico is a great team. He chokes against a mediocre 2014 Portugal who were thoroughly outplayed. Okay, Portugal is a great team. He chokes against Jamaica at home, okay, they're "good". He chokes against Colombia and Argentina in the Copa, okay, it can happen.

We sacked coaches (Klinsmann) and players because he didn't like them (Jones, Johnson, Chandler). We put in MLS coaches and players just to suit him (Bob, Arena, Nagbe, Altidore).

He doesn't perform well in hex games? Maybe he's not in his favored position. Maybe he's saving up for the World Cup.

Now he had this one chance to show he's a true captain. He only had to perform against >Trinidad and Tobago (so you understand how small they are, their defenders work as taxi drivers and play in a semi pro dirt league). Many people would have hailed him as the American GOAT midfielder, even though performing against Trinidad doesn't mean much.

Not only did he not perform, that's okay, another bad day. Not only did he not care on the field that day, it's okay because it's your Euro team mates fault. Not only did he not even bother to defend well, it's okay, Concacaf is hard. Okay, we get it, you didn't defend well. But he's still the best American midfielder we got, right?

On top of all that, he doesn't even run. He just walks the pitch. Fuck him.

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How much did Mexico celebrate after the 7th goal went in?

For those of you keeping track at home;

English - 3pts, +4
Spanish - 3 pts, 0
French - 0pts, -4

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>jiMENEZ

don't forget Dutch

Muchá, today are the Guatemalan elections...

I'm scared

This desu

>That flag
>Not Mexican

They didn't celebrate at all only high fives, fist pumps and that was it.

Is there a candidate who supports the Mexican anexion of the Guatemalan province?

Haiti is French isnt it? Should be fun to see our clay fight

Haiti was the one where the slaves won the revolution

>won
sure that debt was/is great

Based

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>desde 2012 confirmé por propia cuenta que hay algoritmos en el INE arreglando lo que tenga que salir en el resultado final.

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Don't take him seriously Manolo, he literally drinks his own cum

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Basen

Ya te pisaste a la gorda? Estaba buena?

Is Matosas and Costa Rica a meme now? They don't seem nearly as dangerous as they were 3 years ago.

2014 was their golden generation. Celso Borges and Bryan Ruiz are both over 30 years old, Joel Campbell looked very promising early on but never really amounted to much.

>but never really amounted to much.
The best proof of that is that he went from Arsenal to LigaMX in 5 years

>that flag
oh the irony
youtube.com/watch?v=e96cNf8E5nc

I meant IFE the old INE is Mexico, but I reminded INE is in Spain too kek

Bermudas better destroy Haiti

Haiti is based, the light of the independence

Anyone have a link to a stream?

killing the people that made your little island work isn't based, those negros deserved everything bad that happens to them.

>frogs
>people

still better than African slaves

>killing colonizers is wrong
cringe

hominids > amphibians

I hope Haiti blasts these britcuks

Go vote for Podemos
I prefer froggies over dirty chimps

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>muh yuropeen ancestors

anyone got a stream for the haiti-bermuda game

I have one but it's a shady-ass pop-up filled website, enter at your own risk.

dubstream.fi/ss/g.php

nah almost 70% indio nopalero but I know that Europeans are God chosen people not the jews.

CAM ON BERMUDA

>93515580
cringe

Every time I've flipped to the game in a stream, someone's missed a near-open chance

Feels like every Haitian player plays in a separate country

Fucking Univision is on delay

>All this spaghetti finishing
Torture

stream?

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>getting dabbed on by a place of 65,000 people

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

HAITI BTFO

>Haiti got dabbed on by a non-country
lmao

dubstream.fi/g/index.html

Thanks dude

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these bermudan commentators are based

who scored? Nahki Wells?

Honduras could you please donate us some of your N'Gubus so we can get past through the group stage plz :)

Dante Leverock, of Sligo Rovers

You already poach Costa Ricans, try winning with them, we need our Arzús over here.

La nota estaba fuerte

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!!

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Mota*

stop taking Soro's cash plox

by how many goals will the usa be btfo by, eses?

We will when you guys finally have the balls to shoot the immigrants.

USA is actually stronk compared to these island """nations"""

Bruh that was some shitty ass finishing.

Holy shit that nigger

HOLY FUCK HAITI WHAT A MISS AHAHAHA

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They play Guyana first, prepare to be lured into a false sense of security with a 2-0 win

How the fuck you miss that
HOW THE FUCK!

>Pierrot
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>pierrot
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why is Haiti's finishing so fucking bad?

Fucking finally

>getting dabbed on by the poorest country in the world

Haiti sure loves those long balls

>Haiti
here is you answer

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Who was he calling bros?

True, at least they finally scored.

>commentary talking about the bermuda triangle instead of the game

My stream doesn't let me rewind but there was a good shot of the Haitian fans but I missed it, here's a second one

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Finally some reaction from Haiti...this is going down hill for Bermuda

These commentators aren't very good at english

>Tries to cut inside
>Fucks up
>Tries to cut inside again
>Spaghetti kick it to the moon
My sides

What was exactly the point of having this game in Costa Rica?

I wonder if they live there or if they there because migration or if they are just there to support your team

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Costa Rica plays here next

>Concamierda thought it was a good idea to expand this tournament for these shitters intstead of inviting some foreign teams
Cringe

isn't supposed niggys are fast?

cyz' these niggas seems slow as fuck

And?

>this game

>nazon

>Bermudas D is shit
>Haiti O is shit
match made in heaven

The absolute war torn state of Haiti

>literally me playing in my local league

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Bermuda had like 5 chances to finish this and they let it slip. Now French nigs are going to win

Gotta sell tickets, chicanos don't go to non mexican team games

The tickets are sold as double headers so the Gold Cup makes money.
You wanna watch Mexico? pay for Martique's game first.
Wanna watch your ticos? Haiti's game is part of your package.

WHO THE FUCK DOES HE KEEP CALLING?

>he mouths "call me" to the camera
Now what the fuck did he mean by this?

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Do these "countries" even have stadiums?

The Bogs

Gangsta Party Line

>soccer niggas

I understand that
But probably would have gotten more money in the US plus less travel back

DON'T CALL ME GRINGO YOU FUCKING BEANER
STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF THE GODDAM RIVER
DON'T CALL ME.. GRINGO YOU BEANER

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good reference

So, Costa Rica is probably getting out of this group with 9 points. But who's coming in second? Is Nicaragua good enough to surpass the haitian bvll?

>D
>O
Deja de pretender ser americano, indio apestoso.

>Haitian finishing

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>missing that

based bermuda coach

Hati.... Nicaragua is still very young

Who hurt you, man?

This is probably Nicaragua's best team ever...and they're still pretty bad.
I honestly have no clue who's going to finish second in this group.

al menos yo vivo en el pais, suicio mojado.

>Bermudas
>Qurazao
>Haiti
>Cuba
Rank them

>8 saves
What's next for Dale Donald Eve?

>that karate kick

La migra

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Curacao
Haiti
Bermuda
Cuba

RING RING PUSSY ITS YOUR MOMMY ON THE PHONE

So this is why Haiti never shows up to world cups

A contract at Vida over here

Haiti's goalkeeper, Johnny Placide, is currently a free agent. No wonder tbqh

Haiti
Curazao
Bermudas
...
...
..
..
..
Cuba

How do non-hispanic niggies adapt to Caribbean Honduras? Does it feel like home to them?

>le cuba is shit because were stomped by mexico I hate this fucking meme

I like this combo of hoofball and zero defense for both sides

I wouldn't be surprised if Cuba got slapped by Martinique tbqh

Cuba is objectively complete shit

Is Costa Rica a nice place to visit?

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They tend to do decent at small clubs. A couple of seasons then they move on. Vida has a fetish for Caribbean players.

Did you watch that game mate?
I'm convinced Mexico is shit because they didn't score every possession.

if you like nature

Bermuda is gassed
its over

Yes, although Nicaragua is literally the same thing but 3 times cheaper

Cheeky nig

YES YES YES YES

>fucking vuvuzelas
lmao

Yes, most in December

yeah but I don't want to get killed by some guys with face tattoos

Based negros

>mods cool with daily thot posting
>v& for talking about the sun and elections

eh?

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Last time I checked Nicaragua had the lowest murder rate in Central America

Pretty much this, Costa Rica is the Disneyland of Central America, Nicaragua offers a more genuine experience at a cheaper price, and is relatively as safe as their neighbors, if you don't mind the human rights violations made against their citizens by the state.

based mods

and Tongans are the skinniest pacific islanders

they're still fat fucks

those are basically non existent in Nicaragua

Gotta say, I side with the mods on this one

Thats Honduras

Is my nigga Keilor IN?

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you should see the copa threads
the janitor hates south americans confirmed

Then why are you asking about Costa Rica?
Either way, you are more likely to get hit by lightning twice than getting murdered as a tourist, even in countries with sky high murder rates tbqh

They want to let other countries host games

Tomorrow is in Jamaica

>Haiti 2-1 Bermudas
Brujo

based

he's on fucking vacation lmao

do not let this win distract you from >haitian finishing

UEFA announce Euro 2020 will be throughout Europe
>CONCACAF make Gold Cup 2019 North American wide
>UEFA announce the UEFA Nations League
>CONCACAF then announce the CONCACAF Nations League

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o-ok, sometimes I side with your bullies desu kek

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how common are places like san pedro sula in honduras

That's ok. I deserve it sometimes

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Based song

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then pack your stuff CR, you're done.

what?

He's asking how common it is for cities to be as marero infested as San Pedro

let's heckin go

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Eh, just cities like Tegucigalpa and La Ceiba where there's a lot of drug money being moved.

Finally a good fucking game

Pre-match song
youtube.com/watch?v=vBqyYyhcGdM

imagine the smell

>Dia del Padre
>didn't even remember this meme celebration
>not even celebrate my own birthday
>hole family is home
>bbq
>i'm in charge of alight the grill
>teach the kids how to alight the carbon
>they all seems very interested
>(why? this shit is simple as fuck)
>suddently an urge feeling for having kids
>i didn't ask for this feeling
>one of them starts following the smoke
>"no, don't do that, your mother won't like it"
>the other gets burnt by holding a carbon rock barehand
>go to get some water to wash her hand
>broke my beer glass when I'm away
>the last glass of the house
>(REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE) internally
>just wanted to have some comfy beers here on the pc with my Yea Forums lads

fucking exactly, I was talking with my sister's husband than I predicted this score, he told me about getting money with this "Pro-Gol" quinielas and shit, let's see of the Costa Rica 4-1 Nicaragua is correct too

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Based weekend :(

Whats it smell like dood.

I can't wait for Nicaraguans to take revenge for Harbour Head on the CR players' shins.

wat time is next matches on lads

>Harbour Head on the CR players' shins
elaborate pls

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An Tuna

12 bings

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costa_Rica–Nicaragua_San_Juan_River_border_dispute

>nicaragua
lmao

why it's not the CR's flag? fucking hiro

shut up guateMALA

Mano mientras estes asi, hagamos un fraude electoral constructivo, anda a votar por Mulet o Giammattei por vida tuya

Will this game be any good?

söy tico mae, Yea Forums muestra la bandera de guatemala por alguna razon

only for the memes, costa rica hates nicaragua

I got Chile's flag earlier today too for some reason, first time it's happened.
The chink must be planning something.

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Me esta hablando a mi, yo onions el Chapin
>The chink must be planning something
based

nicaraguan genocide thread?

Is there a cr vs ni thread?
someone make it.

Who are the good guys?

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We stay in the general thread.
It's the conCACAf way.

>vuvuzelas
GOD NO

make it
I am banned.
and also not banned i guess?
I dont know this site is retarded sometimes.

you make it

They're both the bad guys
Guatemala and El Salvador are the good guys
Honduras is the gritty anti-hero

stream?

not enough people to make a special thread for each game, let's stay here breh, I'm in charge of thsi general, don't worry.

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Nicaragua is currently going through a revolution and has a bunch of USA residents held in prison under no real reasons.

So Nicaragua?

stream lads

tododeportes.me/16/9stream68.php

Why are the Ticos playing in their away unis?

Why do I always have to be the one spoonfeeding
dubstream.fi/ss/e.php

not enough people to make it, this is conCACAf general

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Hey niggers

Based retard fan

>

Sorry and thanks. Previous links had some motorbike faggotry on

Do you guys think Watson is gonna get into an into a disagreement where he just angrily looks down at the manlets this game?

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god damnit we said it wasn't needed

COSTA.RICA_vs_NICARAGUA
COSTA.RICA_vs_NICARAGUA
COSTA.RICA_vs_NICARAGUA

in.xrivonet.info/33m.html

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>Home game
>Largest continental competition
>Can't fill their national stadium
The ABSOLUTE STATE of South Nicaragua

Way to split up the thread

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tbf the game is too boring

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we're too smart watch footie

my prediction is 5-0

Who are some young exciting Costa Rican players?

What even happened there

>niggerwater

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VIVA! VIVA!

Oh hey it's the guy from the Sunderland documentary

North Guanacaste BTFO

>Mulet o Giammattei
who are these guys? who is the trumo and who is the hilary of Guatemala?

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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OH NONONONO

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owo

tell me about Michocan and Jalisco? Meximigos on Yea Forums are far more friendly than /int/.

I want to bully that pussy HARD!

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100% serious question, is Father's Day only a US thing?

>Southern Gracias a Dios

>nicortega
just fucking lol

>Costa Rica
>New Balance

Pura-Vida bros, what's your opinion about this kit, do you like it ?

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Why would you even think this?

Canada does it too

Niggeraguans can't post on the count of their government using their internet to stop all those pesky journalists...

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for us it's on March 19th for some reason

what happens in Nicaragua?

We celebrated it here today, so no.

Is that Panama? I can't tell, too irrelevant

No, thanks papa johnson

meh better than older kits

Personally, I think it's shit. I liked the one we had before, though

nah we have it too

surfing

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Sandra Torres is simultaneously Trump and Hillary. Is committing large-scale electoral fraud
Giammattei keeps running and losing but he killed a bunch of mareros in a prison riot in 2006 which is p. based
Mulet is a meme but would be a good president
Pic related is Bernie

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aaay Nicaragua nicaraguita

>what's your opinion about this kit, do you like it ?
I honestly dont give a fuck.

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General cartel shit and CIA fuckery

>american education

Mosquitos nigel, mosquitos

Is Costa Rica closer culturally to the US or south American hellholes

remember that time costa rica got to the last 8 of the world cup (and took an excellent Netherlands side all the way to penalties in the quarter)

that was based as heck

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Massive emigration to our country

Guerrilla warfare, drug cartels and shit

Sexo out here slapping niggas

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>Michocan
Morelia has nice architecture, good to have a few drinks.
I wouldn't dare go into small towns, tho

>Jalisco
Top tier women, Guadalajara is my favorite city in Mexico except for the shitty drivers and faggots, a lot of small towns to visit, 5 hour drive from Guadalajara to decent beaches.
I'm moving there from the north.

Those commentators sound chicANO as fuck, why dont they speak spanish instead

to the US

It's expensive as fuck and we have social justice warriors and a #Metoo movement...

So it is like a USA hellhole.

sad
if hond/guat/elsalv/nicar want to fix their countries they need to unite
why can't they see that
seems bizarre having 4 identical countries existing anyway.

Sandinismo and weirdly non-violent poverty

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>closer culturally to the US
kek no
>south American hellholes
we are closer to colombia

Shouldn't you be asleep?

The fact that they finished first in a group that had Italy, England, and Uruguay was also pretty based

This
That man sounds like he's struggling to finish every sentence he speaks.

>Guadalajara
>shitty drivers
WAT?
>decent beaches.
hey, I live there.

>this post
>that flag
the ironing

>costa rica
>expensive as fuck
Memes aside, how much is rent in San Jose?

>if hond/guat/elsalv/nicar want to fix their countries they need to unite

Stop playing EU4/HOI4

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Why is Costa Rica playing murderball like that? They're the better team so why?

> attacker can't keep up with mayron

mc donald is too old for this

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

CONCACAFLOL

I'm a unifag
yeah
I can't believe that they haven't won this before

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lo siento es la constumbre

He's got a point though
>inb4 the mention of Morazan triggers ticos again

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What I said already, most of men from those states leave and look for a better future, when they found a good job and get money, they send shekels to their parents, this means a lack a men in small towns, women stay there hoping to find a "good man" to get in charge of them, since their family can't help them to study college, literally feminism without money aka traditional women, but you can't jus to there and get the girl you like, you must show your power$ to ther parents to accept you as a good man, also they want kids as soon as possible so the girl gets rights above your person. Since those states are not close to USA border, the american dream is atractive, they want you to offer a solid chance for a green card. Michoacan girls are more traditonal, good cooks and brown skinned, Jalisco are whiter but they know more about city-life, so the risk is on you.

500+ easily
a nicer area?
1000+

ALSO

GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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That is just the centraca style, its in their DNA

>the way he said "gol"

Wtf was that

Just

CELSO
CELSO BORGES

Telemundo announcer on some cringe shit. Lul

not really ironic when our countries are literally united HENCE the flag

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
SUPER DUPER!!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are closer to Colombia culturally, although we are one of the Latin american with the biggest US influence

we won it 3 times before (((ConCACAf))) change it to Gold Cup

says the cartel...
ok

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Costa Rican accent is just Guatemalan accent with gringo R's
prove me wrong

Brehs, I just saw a Costa Rican girl in the stands with the largest pair of titties I’ve ever seen. She started jumping up and down, and her mighty jugs swung about like deadly wrecking balls. I’ve never see such a display of female dominance before

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It's Nicaragua, we want to kill those bastards

le 7 nation army

>Pic related is Bernie
*sigh* that's the one we have now in Mexico (AMLO) but at the end of the day he's just follwing ONU's agenda

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>Another rape match
Based copa oro

You are retarded,
There.
You have been proven wrong now.

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>the solution to 4 smaller clusterfucks is one massive clusterfuck

We need to have people that actually give a shit about our countries to actually spend our taxes on infrastructure,creating job opportunities and education. But that shit will never happen and you know that.

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that doesn't count though

It's like Uruguay having 4 stars on their flags because they won the Olympics Gold Medal in football prior to the World Cup being invented in 1930.
Bad Uruguay.
That doesn't count.

Well damn that is expensive

Calm down Figueres

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Lol, we have a big park in San Jose named after that guy

>20 mins in
>2-0 already
another goliza BASED

Yea and that is just rent I am not counting utilities living expenses and entertainment.

Costa Rica has Chick-fil-A's?
Are they open on Sundays?

Fixing one shithole is easier than four of them
Also Salvies are doing that with based Nayib. If we elect someone competent a Chap-Guanaco coalition will liberate Honduras from JOH I swear it.

>execute a guy
>name a park after him

You have some guts to do that

get some ears

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>univision
>la batalla contra el (((cancer)))

EVERYONE HAS FUCKING "CANCER" A LOT OF TIMES DURING THEIR LIVES, DON'T FALL FOR THIS MEME, THAT SHIT IS NATURAL,

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>CACACAF
lol

I got a bick dick names by your mom.

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It counts m8, the uruguayan trophies too

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>see Joel Campbell
>wonder what he's been up to since Arsenal sent him out on loan six times before finally selling him
>look up his wikipedia
>his new club fucking sent him out on loan

OH NO NO NO
I AM DYING

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No

It's the true Alpha move desu.

>Guadalajara
>>shitty drivers
>WAT?
Every time I visit I see an accident, one time a car flipped over just from turning left.

No. What is a Chick-a-fil anyways?

>dis ref

fucking concacaf

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Fuckk yeah murder ball.

Based Central America

What the FUCK is this guys problem then?

>this refball
gotta make the game interesting for the viewers I guess

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The rich white mexican girl know did an exchange year in Germany

Overrated meme chicken restaurant

>Peru
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>that doesn't count tho
but it's basically the same memecup only hosted in Mexico and US this time, we have a runner-up anyway.

really shitty 200$

comfy and decent 500-700$

really good and multiple bedrooms 1200$

working on the new bread, leave it to me...

you can suggest an image for new thread

>Also Salvies are doing that with based Nayib. If we elect someone competent a Chap-Guanaco coalition will liberate Honduras from JOH I swear it.

JOH tanked his reputation hard in the last year, he would be pretty tone deaf to even try to run again, but alas he has the military on his side so that will be hard as hell

>just tackle the shit out of him la
Why can’t Euros play as tough as this? They can’t handle it?

I saw it on the signage around the field

Good seats to this game cost 50$
Do you know how much meat I can grill for that?
Invite some friends over and watch a shitty match but have a good time and shit post? or pay out the ass for this game?

So if you are wondering with the stadium is only half filled keep that in mind.

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bailey jay

no but we have wingas

The virgin Bermuda vs the CHAD Haiti

>80 posts early
Just use this one

is that monthly or weekly

BASED

>50 putos dolares
>por un memejuego
jajajajajajajaj

Shit then that shit is new!

I support LGBTQ 100% so I am going day 1!

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Ok, gonna use this one

kek I can do the characters but I don't know what to wright on the image

Since we are doing dumb questions, you guys got Olive Garden in CR? One just opened here, crap food but the breadsticks are nice

>fourth most successful CONCACAF country
nice

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Remember all the English fans complaining about Panama playing dirty at the WC? People outside CONCACAF have no fucking idea

>tequila land
>expecting people don't driving dead drunk.

I don't think so

No

this

is there not a single Nicaraguan on 4channel?

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he's been doing well at Meon

Based

Check earlier in the thread

There used to be one. But one of your countrymen who is obsessed with Nicaragua bullied him to death.

So what the fuck is the deal with Marin?
Why isnt he here, and what kind of player is he/ how good is he?

I've seen one but he only shitposts about baseball and doesn't like football

link to game?

Read the thread

Based Ref

>80 posts early
mejor de una vez, luego la gente se ofende kek

So is this the last gold cup since there's no more Confederation cup?

there

You dont want the janny to think we are spamming and delete all threads

>nicaraguANOs
>killing themselves

based

You are the nica

>concacaf passing a chance to make money

lo que hago es preparar lo que va ir en el OP, el hilo se crea cuando se alcance los 500 bumps aqui

no
it's just completely pointless now lmao

kek based retards

>no more confederations
wtf source?

My dad changed the channel after the first goal, idoes it look like Costa Rica good enough to pass the quarter finals?

Powerlvl rankings
Mexico>>>>>Canada>Costa Rica>>>>>>>Haiti>>>Bermudas>>>Curazao>>>>>>Cuba

A nobody who failed a training session because he went to sign a deal with a Israeli club.
In other words, jews.

>Moreira

I don't think it's confirmed but there are talks about ending it. It's all about Nations League tho

They are the only good team in their group

>East Golfo de Fonseca teamplay
The conCACAf championship existed before the Confed cup and will exist after

where do you put USA then?

KEK what was that

AAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

Holy shit and I thought we were bad

Oof

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_Confederations_Cup#2021_tournament_and_abolition

It's dead.

I think he's just ranking men's teams

That goal should have been impossible

You can probably see their true power against Haiti, out of that you must wait until quater finals, hard to know in this group phase

what the fuck

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>everything about that

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wtf, Nicaragua doesn't look that bad at all.

fill the space
GOLD CUP ____ Women cup

>That fucking goal
The entire nicaraguan NT should hang themselves out of shame.

Our team is pretty shit. Probably Haiti-level

Think uswmt could beat nicaragua?

=

o-ok

CACAcup LMAO

you know they're the ones in white, right?

Does Fernando count?

below Jamaica who dont even make that list

Its that a woman as goalkeeper?

>united states womens mens team

lmao stupid Nicars

What a meme goal

>>>>

Average player, young and upcoming. Got a contract from Israel and decided to fuck off because they we are asking for the medicals inmediatly

Hmm not bad costa rica much better than the 32 year old squad i imagined, your coach might be onto to something with this speed attacking strategy

Loving this meme cup

Based

!=

>>>>>

Someone make the new thread, im lazy

He gonna come back? Or is the coach pissed?

They'd get murderball'd to death

NEW

Fucking programmers

It would be a rapefest

it's going to exist one day
it's inevitable

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Who /ZanaQuick/ here?

NEW NEW NEW

REMINDER TO PEOPLE THAT ASK FOR EQUAL PAY IN WOMEN'S SPORTS.
pic related.

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wers keylor navas lads

8========o

look out the window

>he works for free

>deleted
fucking mods